Stand-Up Comedy About Getting Old | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Getting older is funny if you're Patton Oswalt, Ricky Gervais, Taylor Tomlinson, Katt Williams, Anjelah Johnson, Phil Wang, Jo Koy, and Jim Gaffigan. Collect some new laugh lines in this collection of jokes about aging.
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I'm 69...and sticking there for a few years!!!😎😎👍🏼
Phil, my 30s were my best years and my 40s were still decent. I’m now 68, my knees hurt all the time from the falling down during my 40s and 50s, I need to watch the sidewalk like a freaking hawk looking for rodents from the sky. If you fall down twice in one week, you’re there-SLOW DOWN IMMEDIATELY AND LEARN TO GIVE YOURSELF MORE TIME FOR *EVERYTHING!*
In high school, I used to just play soccer any time. Run around, kick the ball as much as I want. I was fine. Now that I'm 30, if I don't stretch, I pull my quad as soon as I kick the ball the first time. Oh how life is fucking me up lol
Just wait until you’re 50. You’ll pull your quad sleeping!
I remember the first time someone younger called me Ma’am. … 😊
I say “hey, you can’t call a lady ma’am until she’s old enough to have had her first mammogram!” & now I’m that old & o f material!
There are 3 signs of getting old. The first is loss of memory and I forget the other 2 😁
Every single word in this video is absolutely the truth :)
TAYLOR TOMLINSON is 30, she does not qualify for 'Old' at all. This is not a good precedent to set that those aged thirty are Old. No harm to her, netflix put her in this.
@@anonamouse.p4115 it's jokes about getting old, not jokes from old people
I was referencing the jokes about getting old (the title of this compilation), not the fine comedians or their ages. Amazing what some people key on when commenting. Cheers. :)
@briano6115 I was one of those people, I sincerely apologise. As we say in Belfast Northern Ireland- "Caught on". I missed the point of Standup - laughter and joy x!
@@anonamouse.p4115 No problems. It's all good :)
I get outta bed like Jeff Goldblum exiting the cocoon in the Fly.
My 30's and 40's best decades ever!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
Yeah because that's right before everything goes down hill for good lol
If you look at life as the seasons, Phil Wang is just entering "Summer". In your childhood, that's "Spring". Me? I'm about half-way through "Autumn", and it's starting to get cold. It won't be long until "Winter" will be breaking my door down. But I look back on my life, and think of all the people who didn't make it passed "Summer". Many were my peers, and close friends. Life moves on, from one season to the next. But the best advice given here is to enjoy your youth while you still have it.
That is beautiful! So well written 💜
I say “hey, you can’t call a lady ma’am until she’s old enough to have had her first mammogram!” & now I’m that old & o f material!
All of us have been young but none of us have been old…❤
Very funny, Thanks for the giggles, got my day off to a good start!👍❤️
Same here!! I. Off from work until Monday so I needed the laughs.
"Zaddy got sciatica." 🤣
Hey! It's okay to be called ma'am in your 30's. As Wendy Williams would say, "it's an accomplishment." 🤣😎
that pinecone joke aged well...
I’m about to be 50. I’m trying to see what discounts I can get.😂
We're gonna do this because we have no other choice!!!!😂😂😂
So two years ago June 21,2022) I came to sign a lease here where I now live. When I entered the Senior Apts. building I was given problems by one of the tenants....she said to me "you can't park here"! She thought I was underage and was in the wrong building. I signed my contract that day...later during the week while moving furniture into my apt....the NEXT DOOR neighbor was the tenant who had given me problems. Apparently, people thought I was visiting a relative...said I looked too young to live here. Been here 2 years now and DON'T TALK TO MY NEIGHBOR 😅
I'm 72😊
😂😂😂❤❤❤
68 and I use old age as an excuse to get my way. Im not old, yet I hope.
I think you would be great in star wars
People under 40 shouldnt be allowed to bitch about being old, seriously! Go ahead and be young because you are- if you feel old at 31 you are just kidding yourself!
100 percent.
That's right you young people do it now because when you get old it's all going to be a dream
Jim is the oldest one, and he's not even old... this compilation was disappointing..
Katt Williams is in his fifties just like Jim.
Being in your fifties is definitely old 😂
Also, stand up comedians tend to die fairly young if you hadn’t noticed. Not a lot of them making it to 80 lol
Patton Oswald is also just about Jim’s age at 55.
And Ricky Gervais is 62
I'll be 67 in 5 friggin days and recently Ive come to realize that all the great things about youth are totally wasted on the young.
Fascinating take, care to share some examples? I just turned 35. And congratulations on 67! I hope to make it to that age one day =)
Youth is
Wasted
On the
Young.
I just want to be young and sexy and my husband too. We had lots of energy. Now I'm old he old and I just can't take it😢
Grateful you’re able to get old together❤!
Americans love their cars and customizing them and building their cities around them ... but parking your own car at a function is "brutal" while Germans will threaten you with violence if you dare touching their 5th bog standard Diesel Passat Variant in 12 years that they have no emotional bonds to at all😅😂
Do they only allow vulgar comics on Netflix? This is trashy
That’s another reason why it’s great to have Jesus, you revert right back to your youth in the afterlife for eternity.. And you’re in perfect peace and complete joy at all times
My warranty ran out decades ago and I've been breaking down ever since. The upside is having a knee that predicts rain. 🫠
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