Yacan 1 were you actually on the team? If so, you guys did amazing! I already miss Scream Fortress X, and your map was one of my new favorites! I hope it’ll be in the next Scream Fortress update if we get one.
Perfect pacing to absorb everything about this event, nice job. I also love Cursed Cove, but imo the lighting is too dark in the town-area and makes it hard to focus at times :/
The thumbnail thoooooooooo. Super duper sick! And can you believe it, so was the video! It had jokes! It had facts! It had spooky didgeridoo music and a shaving advertisement! Good!
Dear uncle Dane Plz do an engineer's guide to mvm I have seen a LOT of clueless engineers in boot camp lacking any real knowledge of the class or the game mode sincerely one of your nephews
One time I was trying to play rottenburg on boot camp (didn’t have tickets) there were 4 good players, 1 semi-decent player (me) and 1 engineer who ONLY built near the hatch. Everyone left.
“It’s a giant bottle of scotch which I’m sure will get demoman to push the cart for once” I think that’d just encourage him to steal the bottle rather than push the bottle into a hole where he can never get it again.
"Even still, its always frustrating when the winner of a match isn't decided by who pushes or defends the payload in time, but instead by who wins the bumper car race that happens at the end at every round." *_I KNOW_*
Attention: Team Fortress 2 gamers. Merasmus is in big trouble! He's being hunted down by the Japanese Mafia, and owes them around $12,000. To help him out, just send him your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back. But, you gotta be fast, or Scream Fortress will be canceled for epic gamers all around the world!
Attention, all Team fortress two gamers. The Heavy is in real trouble and he needs your help to steal the intelligence from the opposing team. To do this, hes gonna need a pocket medic and a couple of sandviches. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to trade psycho all of your hats from your inventory. but you have to be quick, so that the heavy can capture the intel and win the game for all of you epic gamers.
Uncle Dane's ultimate goal is to take over every single genre, no seriously we have : Gaming Skits Music ARG Tutorials Commentary Ankle Dean will be the youtube overlord at this rate.
Dang, when he moved his chair sounded like it hasn't turned away from that screen in decades lol. Good work Uncle Dane (P.S. I actual knew about the pit jumping before you said something, it's great
This is actually my first Scream Fortress (I've been playing since December). I have to say: It's great. Cauldron is definitely my favourite map of the bunch with Monster Bash and Slasher close behind. The rest are cool: Gravestone is great, but a bit confusing to navigate; and Cursed Cove is meh. All and all, great update 👌 Ps: Please, Volvo, add Koth Bagel (Cauldron) to the main map pool
Ayy welcome to the community! I've been off and on TF2 for a while but started way back on 2011s scream fortress. This scream fortress is getting me back into the game tho!
Cursed Cove is by far my favorite map of all. It's opened, you can ambush players from eveywhere and god the way you give souls is just original and perfect.
Dane over the last 2 years I've watched this video probably >10 times. In my opinion one of your best casual vids, and I always love coming back to it for some good-ass entertainment
Here’s a Dane story: I remember when I saw uncle Dane wearing his dad duds and unusual Texas ten gallon in a pub, I had really wanted an unusual ten gallon at the time. When I squatted down to look at him, he just left. Probably cause he doesn’t want his team to focus on the fact that he’s in the pub but on the objective
When you starve your community of content so hard for an entire year that all it takes is 2 new taunts and a rehash of last year's update to boost your player base by almost 40000
It doesn't matter that the maps are community-made; it's still new content that players will enjoy. I wasn't going to NOT play TF2 just because the great new maps added weren't made by Valve.
I agree. However, it's funny to see that a simple rehash of last year's event with a bunch of stuff that were taken from the workshop made tf2's player number skyrocket
I missed playing team fortress. It was 2014 Since I played The scream Fortress event (The Misfortune teller) With my Friend. But sadly he go out of town and we didn't play together anymore. Nice video tho. Makes me want to play again and the events are always fun.
The reason I play CTF instead of PD is because I *like* not having an objective. I *like* not having a time limit. Dicking around on 2Fort is the norm. Capping is looked down upon. Hell, people sometimes even get kicked if all they do is try to cap and end the game on 2Fort.
Updated koth_slasher Fixed an inconsistent set of func_nobuilds at mid Fixed a spot where Engineers could hide buildings in trees Fixed players being able to build on top of the spawn rooms
Scream Fortress X actually really opened my eyes to how fun Player Destruction as a game mode is. I never really looked at the alternate game modes if they didn't have easy achievements attached to them when I came back to TF2, so having a reason to check Monster Bash and Cursed Cove. I actually hope I can still play these maps in some manner after halloween is over, I just love the massive TDM back and forth, especially the bloodbaths that erupt in Davy Jones' locker when the team low on points sets up an ambush for the winning team to try to take over the lead in one fell swoop.
Sounds like Jerma at 7:06, but probably just me. I haven't played Scream Fortress yet, no tf2 this month really, it's nice to see good content come out.
4:40 I apppeared in an Uncle Dane video, after being on b4nny's stream, while I was mean't to be playing on Cribbz_'s stream. Excuse me, but what the fuck.
And important thing to mention about the grave stone map is that winning or losing on your team just determines if you get a slight advantage by being the head of the other team in the cart race. I’ve been able to win the race while being in the back plenty of times so it’s honestly not that frustrating to me
b4nny said if you make a video about the pit everyone will jumping. You did and I can't go one step without getting crited to the face by a demo or pyro! He was right lol
"maybe it'll encourage the demomen to actually push the cart this time" in your dreams us demo mains are too busy drinking beer in a corner to actually do anything productive for the team
It warms my heart that TF2 is still alive after all these years and how the community and the tf2 team work thier butts off to make every update the best.
"Uncle Dean is a delicious lentil bean" wtf I love that
iDubbbzTV2 t series content cop when
Quiet down Dahir. :>
William Henning you don’t tell me to calm down. I have my right to speak. Are you violating my rights? Do I need to see you in court?
yikes
Content Cop: Grey Mann please
Love you
Much love from the Cursed Cove team friend
Yacan 1 were you actually on the team? If so, you guys did amazing! I already miss Scream Fortress X, and your map was one of my new favorites! I hope it’ll be in the next Scream Fortress update if we get one.
@@livnyposting I know! Halloween is my favorite holiday, especially on tf2!
@@livnyposting wish granted
@@livnyposting no he wasnt lol
Perfect pacing to absorb everything about this event, nice job. I also love Cursed Cove, but imo the lighting is too dark in the town-area and makes it hard to focus at times :/
Notice me Lazy, pls
lazy 🅱urple, what do you main?
Hey lazy!
Lazy are you aware how awesome your servers are! :)
Lazy what is that defense?
“Team Fortress 2 Update Released”
“Updated koth_slasher”
“Fixed a spot where Engineers could hide buildings in trees”
Welcome to cold Vietnam
Ricardo Peixoto Pereira lmao
Updated localization files
Damn it Uncle Dane. I was trying to keep that pit a secret
same
hi lime main
4:28
Freddy210hill hi freddy we meet again
Good thing I did the contract before this video
The thumbnail thoooooooooo. Super duper sick!
And can you believe it, so was the video! It had jokes! It had facts! It had spooky didgeridoo music and a shaving advertisement! Good!
A shaving advertisement? I think Uncle Dane's engineer needs a bit of what their selling.
What more would you want?
Umm ... Free cosmetics for tf2 and free unusuals?
And not use the glitch with 100% unusual
You forgot the most important thing about Scream Fortress X: *We can play as Big Smoke*
Yeah. Thats my favourite part, espicially when he goes:
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please tell me you're serious
@@mr.meloetta1939 i wish we were...
-You picked the wrong server fool-
Stick master why do I keep seeing your comments
CONGRATS ON 400k!!!!!!!
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what are you doing here
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oh hi soundsmith
8:40 you say that with a straight and *unshaven* face. Top meme.
Who said he was shaving his face?
They also sell lube
@@fakeporpss3237 *N U T S*
Ш П И О Н
ЗДЕСЬ НУЖЕН РАЗДАТЧИК
|ОГЕШ УРЭПМ
S P Y
Р У С С К И Й
“Ive been using their products for months”
*neckbeard*
love you ankle dan never change
Pshhhh While I was looking through comments I had the video playing in the background when I was going to read this comment Dane read it for me.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
lol gotta give the neck beard its shape up
Dear uncle Dane
Plz do an engineer's guide to mvm
I have seen a LOT of clueless engineers in boot camp lacking any real knowledge of the class or the game mode
sincerely one of your nephews
Yo
wait your his nephew
@@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824 it's what he calls his fans
One time I was trying to play rottenburg on boot camp (didn’t have tickets) there were 4 good players, 1 semi-decent player (me) and 1 engineer who ONLY built near the hatch. Everyone left.
Just do max firing speed and building upgrade and your good to go.
I'm jumping into the pit
Of despair that is B4nny's mind.
yyeeeeaaaaaahhh
A princess bride reference?
🤔
He's only MOSTLY dead inside.
WHAT ARE THESE PLAYERS
Greggles uncle Dane other channel is uncle2dane2
“It’s a giant bottle of scotch which I’m sure will get demoman to push the cart for once” I think that’d just encourage him to steal the bottle rather than push the bottle into a hole where he can never get it again.
The only thing spookier than the maps is how horrifyingly annoying those little skeletons are.
10fps skeletons
*help the Uncle MERASMUS*
Bronze and the ghosts
I see you a lot.
I have lost so many 1v1s because I didn't kill the skeletons, and frankly that's just scratching the surface
"Even still, its always frustrating when the winner of a match isn't decided by who pushes or defends the payload in time, but instead by who wins the bumper car race that happens at the end at every round."
*_I KNOW_*
OI NARANCIA
Zach 500th like or somethin’
I don't really mind as long as the match ends and I can get my halloween cosmetics.
Attention: Team Fortress 2 gamers.
Merasmus is in big trouble! He's being hunted down by the Japanese Mafia, and owes them around $12,000.
To help him out, just send him your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back.
But, you gotta be fast, or Scream Fortress will be canceled for epic gamers all around the world!
We need this recorded
I love how you mentioned Merasmus being in debt from the Japanese Mafia, since this was actually canon in TF2's comics.
@@leonard3667 that's the joke
@@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314
Oh.
Ecks de
2:04. We lost ?!
The reaction of every single player losing the Bumper Cars race.
Attention, all Team fortress two gamers. The Heavy is in real trouble and he needs your help to steal the intelligence from the opposing team. To do this, hes gonna need a pocket medic and a couple of sandviches. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to trade psycho all of your hats from your inventory. but you have to be quick, so that the heavy can capture the intel and win the game for all of you epic gamers.
Dear God
34795867877427
579
12/24
Lol that's so old
Tactic i know that have this its my credit card info 500 600 666 999 exp is 21/145 and pin is 9991
Seems legit
6:20 *SPONGEBOB HAS JOINED THE SERVER*
Aye aye captain!
I can’t here you!
XaneZ OOOOOOOHHHH
The Bone Zone Who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
XaneZ SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
I think Uncle Dane being back from the dead makes him even spookier
Undeadcle dane
TREVOR!
5:25 Imagine some non-TF2 player watching this part and seeing the “Not going to hell every 30 seconds” and think wtf is this.
"Ive been using their products for months."
>beard.
It used to be long beard
@@LiakkDoesStuff no
Violet Verim Cases: *exists*
Unboxing Channels: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Abby Clarke i’m not sure it DOES exist anymore, i’ve done half the contracts and i’ve only gotten one.
@@queencyrys6309 plus I ain't paying more then 10 cents for a fucking crate.
DogVTF i know, right? 60 cents AUD is fucking unreasonable
DogVTF I've only got two after doing all my contracts and getting golden.
Uncle Dane's ultimate goal is to take over every single genre, no seriously we have :
Gaming
Skits
Music
ARG
Tutorials
Commentary
Ankle Dean will be the youtube overlord at this rate.
*Monster Bash : The map with infinite Crits and So many exploits...*
It looks nice, but it players awfully. No idea how any1 can enjoy this close quarters explosive crit spamfest.
@@TheMrFailz *YES!!!*
@@rake483 *That Map its Too OP*
Dang, when he moved his chair sounded like it hasn't turned away from that screen in decades lol. Good work Uncle Dane (P.S. I actual knew about the pit jumping before you said something, it's great
This video is cool and all but I'm gonna have to stop watching now because I am gonna go jump in the pit
yeah
I'm already living it
when a youtube gamer that makes videos on tf2 makes an ad about shaves and most of his viewers havent hit puberty or just did
“Yea that seems about right” - Sniper
Profit
Liar. Children don't play TF2. smh my head
@@kassybirdy what happened you hit your head? And yeah they do i was one of em
r/wooosh
The best part about TF2 is the chaotic BS that happens with each holiday.
This is actually my first Scream Fortress (I've been playing since December). I have to say: It's great.
Cauldron is definitely my favourite map of the bunch with Monster Bash and Slasher close behind.
The rest are cool: Gravestone is great, but a bit confusing to navigate; and Cursed Cove is meh.
All and all, great update 👌
Ps: Please, Volvo, add Koth Bagel (Cauldron) to the main map pool
Been playing for almost 5 years but I wish that some of the community event maps remain.
This is also my 1st scream fortress My favorite old map Carnival of Doom or hell what ever new Cursed Cove
SAME dude
Scream Fortress what I got My first strange (I'm technically an F2P how I educated on what to do so ya)
Ayy welcome to the community! I've been off and on TF2 for a while but started way back on 2011s scream fortress. This scream fortress is getting me back into the game tho!
7:16 *Undead Spy with didgeridoo playing and russian text below*
*THIS IS TOO SPOOKY REEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*I love this Update*
@@snackermantm105 *SAME*
That icon tho
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERY WHERE?! ON OHNICKEL’S CHANNEL, UNCLE DANE, AND MAYBE MUSELK.
@@thegenjithatalwaysneedheal2409 Why do I keep hearing you spam "I need healing" every two seconds
i just got recommended this. i swear, this is not a coincidence.
Cursed Cove is by far my favorite map of all. It's opened, you can ambush players from eveywhere and god the way you give souls is just original and perfect.
I can't use a razor because I'm only 12 😰
your bottom hair can use it
Rias Gremory now that’s what I call edgy
use it to shave yourself bald
*i did that once and immediately regretted it*
SadCat i have 13 and i already shave '-'
Now im 14
Cant wait to play as big smoke :^)
Dane over the last 2 years I've watched this video probably >10 times. In my opinion one of your best casual vids, and I always love coming back to it for some good-ass entertainment
Here’s a Dane story:
I remember when I saw uncle Dane wearing his dad duds and unusual Texas ten gallon in a pub, I had really wanted an unusual ten gallon at the time. When I squatted down to look at him, he just left. Probably cause he doesn’t want his team to focus on the fact that he’s in the pub but on the objective
thank you for spending the last two minutes of the video to talk about your dollar shave club sponsor
i very much appreciate it
Fun fact: Blue has an actual advantage in Gravestone's Fortress Kart. No matter what, blu will always be closer to the finish than red
Whoever wins the round has a head start, actually.
@@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280 really? Even when I win as red, blu gets a head start
Turns out it was a bug; it just got patched a day or two ago.
>Dollar Shave Club ad comes up
>Remember the time that I made "Dane admits it"
7:17 шпион?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
почему именно на русском? русский по его мнению самый страшный язык?(
@@БРАТ-р8к кириллица сама по себе выглядит довольно странно.
It just means spy
@@meltdowntf2865 I know it man, but why spy on Russian?
@@void8483 translated up there is they think that it might just look the most unnatural alphabet
“Literally everyone should be diving in the pit at all times”
When you starve your community of content so hard for an entire year that all it takes is 2 new taunts and a rehash of last year's update to boost your player base by almost 40000
It doesn't matter that the maps are community-made; it's still new content that players will enjoy. I wasn't going to NOT play TF2 just because the great new maps added weren't made by Valve.
I agree. However, it's funny to see that a simple rehash of last year's event with a bunch of stuff that were taken from the workshop made tf2's player number skyrocket
Nicolas Cyprus I agree
You stole this from Reddit gtfo.
@@wynterthesplit9554 tru dat
2:08 - 2:24
Just listening to Gene transition from frustration to laughing, and then both is just priceless.
I missed playing team fortress.
It was 2014 Since I played The scream Fortress event (The Misfortune teller) With my Friend. But sadly he go out of town and we didn't play together anymore.
Nice video tho. Makes me want to play again and the events are always fun.
I guesd
I love how you can tell none of the people in that call played the previous Halloween updates.
7:34 when someone who doesnt play tf2 just called the heavy engineer
Uncle Dane actually makes me want to buy stuff from dollar shave club
6:19
Remember the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob? This is him now. Feel old yet?
UNCLE DANE....
YOU HAD 1 JOB
DONT TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE PIT
Also!
“Your a wizard Dane”
“I’m a what?”
* Harry Potter earrape plays in background*
im here early i need a joke
regular tf2 updates
Quality over Quantity
Fawan
the game is updated monthly, look at the patch notes
*Seinfeld theme*
It's more sad really
Some Shape
I dont count localization file tweaks and community competitive medals as an update. neither should anyone else.
The reason I play CTF instead of PD is because I *like* not having an objective. I *like* not having a time limit. Dicking around on 2Fort is the norm. Capping is looked down upon. Hell, people sometimes even get kicked if all they do is try to cap and end the game on 2Fort.
ШПИОН
Сам ахуел
Apyr
spy?
@@nobody-pr7fg "ДРУГ" sounds like "drug." It's literally a direct alphabetical translation.
It's more like "drook"
what in the g o d d a m n h e l l am i looking at
Turtle-ling engies on a new level
2:14 omfg this part kills me with the guy's absolute distraughtness and disbelief
6:26 T E A M D E A T H M A T C H uncle dane is matpat confirmed!!!11111!!!!!!!
i love how one of the most influential voices in the community only uploads every 3 months
fitting
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS CAPTURE THE POINT
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PUSH THE DAMN PAYLOAD, CJ!
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF
Capture the flag but with people? No
Capture the frag
Updated koth_slasher
Fixed an inconsistent set of func_nobuilds at mid
Fixed a spot where Engineers could hide buildings in trees
Fixed players being able to build on top of the spawn rooms
He shaved his beard for dollar shave club dedication
Anyone here when scream fortress 2019 is happening
Yeah
noobtoob its not scream fortress 2019
@@DoodleZoo what
gamer gaymer yeah the update hasnt happened yet
2020. Almost ended
the stalemate is the fun of capture the flag
I don't hear the non-TF2 songs anywhere! All I hear is "Misfortune Telling" at the beginning and "Playing with Danger" at various other points.
*and that’s basically what halloween is all about*
"the choke points are really choky" ...i wonder why dane, i wonder why
I’ve been itching for some spooky content! Much appreciated, dane
Welp time to jump into THE pit
I’ve assembled the “What in the goddamn hell am I looking at”
Early ayyy
Got the steam post notification lol
I got the Discord notif _and_ the Steam one
*get rekt nerd*
Ok
>literally has a neck beard >spokesman for shaving company
Was that Jerma as Uncle Merasmus?
Lunar Scythe*
I cant believe Uncle Dunkle is actually Engineer tf2 real
First lol
Great video, imo Monster Bash was by far the worst map they added
Agreed, it is WAY too chokey so it makes for a spam fest, but my favorite map is Slasher, it just feels so good
*released 6 minutes ago*
*comment posted 6 hours ago*
yeah question how did you post that comment 6 hrs ago if the video was only released for 11 minutes?
@@subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq hey how obut give me subs whit crap videos challenge? sub to me :Dab:
Members can see videos early
Scream Fortress X actually really opened my eyes to how fun Player Destruction as a game mode is. I never really looked at the alternate game modes if they didn't have easy achievements attached to them when I came back to TF2, so having a reason to check Monster Bash and Cursed Cove. I actually hope I can still play these maps in some manner after halloween is over, I just love the massive TDM back and forth, especially the bloodbaths that erupt in Davy Jones' locker when the team low on points sets up an ambush for the winning team to try to take over the lead in one fell swoop.
Uncle Dane chose the WRONG audience to advertise Dollar Shave Club to, because....
You know! Main audience has nothing to shave yet! :D
Sounds like Jerma at 7:06, but probably just me. I haven't played Scream Fortress yet, no tf2 this month really, it's nice to see good content come out.
4:40 I apppeared in an Uncle Dane video, after being on b4nny's stream, while I was mean't to be playing on Cribbz_'s stream. Excuse me, but what the fuck.
damn dud
Scream Fortress X new challenge:
Walking across the map without being hit by a crit.
мне кажется ентот *ШПИОН* немного здох
The effort that went into the setup... I watched the whole ad for you.
Uncle dan posts new content: suicide rates drop to 0
imagine just one whole year is October, it never changes for a whole year, that'd be pretty sweet
7:17 лол "шпион" написано по русски)
шпион это друг)
And important thing to mention about the grave stone map is that winning or losing on your team just determines if you get a slight advantage by being the head of the other team in the cart race. I’ve been able to win the race while being in the back plenty of times so it’s honestly not that frustrating to me
b4nny said if you make a video about the pit everyone will jumping. You did and I can't go one step without getting crited to the face by a demo or pyro! He was right lol
400,000 subscribers my dude, congratulations!
Thanks God you are back from the dead for the spooktober Uncle Dane. We are missing ya
“Spah sappin meh sentry” “I AM SO SO SORRY!”-Mrasmas
I don't play tf2 but still subribed due to the amount of hard work you have put in in all your vids. Keep it up.
I don't know why the little music at 0:50 is so godamn funny to me
5:13 *YOU'RE* the reason why I can never get anything besides Cauldron! *DAMN YOU, UNCLE DANE!!!*
welp, we now have player destruction maps outside halloween: Atom Smash & Selbyen
As someone who readily throws themselves off of cliffs in tf2, it was a pleasant(?) surprise to find the gauntlet at the bottom of Monster Mash.
"maybe it'll encourage the demomen to actually push the cart this time" in your dreams us demo mains are too busy drinking beer in a corner to actually do anything productive for the team
It warms my heart that TF2 is still alive after all these years and how the community and the tf2 team work thier butts off to make every update the best.
*laughs in mym*