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The Problem With Frats

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  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    "Ox used his connections to land a job on Wall Street. He is currently making more money than you."
    Why, why is this sketch doing this to me??

    • @williamkrause5831
      @williamkrause5831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      KRYMauL nerds are pathetic. They only possess skill in academia, something most of my highschool football team was also good at. Real intellect and greatness is presented with well roundedness.

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@williamkrause5831 "nerds" can have a whole lot of skills. my circle of university friends (most of whom study physics) includes a DJ, a body builder, several tae kwon do black belts, two climbers, a chess grand master and a whole lot more. the difference between a nerd and you is simply, that the nerd is actually intelligent in addition to his normal life.

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sometimes, things in life have meaning and people's actions have a purpose.
      but not this time.
      they did it, because they can. And I think it's beautiful.

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone who goes around spray painting swastikas isn't going to last in any job no matter their family connections. no company wants to be affiliated with that.

    • @dishwasherdetergent3366
      @dishwasherdetergent3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williamkrause5831 that's a terribly dangerous generalisation you're making there buddy

  • @K.Voyence
    @K.Voyence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3977

    "Thiiis is emblematic of a bigger problem..."
    best line, haha 😂

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      See Barnett "larger" but yeah

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, that you can't let people in who don't pledge.

    • @zacneuenfeldt5097
      @zacneuenfeldt5097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s rather articulate for a student with a 1.0 GPA lol

    • @erdemmemisyazici3950
      @erdemmemisyazici3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They forgot about the kid who died trying to cross a river naked during "initiation".

    • @BobardeZanzibar
      @BobardeZanzibar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AnthonySforza The traditional racist chant, blackface, and thugs and sluts party may be a barrier for entry.

  • @drbone3959
    @drbone3959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    1.8 gpa “he’s smart now” lmao

  • @Barthebegous
    @Barthebegous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2303

    "Squish's dad called in a favor and no one got in trouble"....
    They basically predicted the Stanford rape case

    • @frogtownroad9104
      @frogtownroad9104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Funny, because BROCK TURNER ISN'T GREEK! HE NEVER WAS!

    • @frogtownroad9104
      @frogtownroad9104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ally Cat If you're so simple minded that you think that people who have to meet a certain gpa, that raise thousands of dollars for multiple charitable groups, and have to meet a minimum amount of hours helping their local community is synonymous with jocky, rich, douchebags you're a moron.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hardly the first time it happened.

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      They weren't predicting it - they were drawing from many past rape cases which went down the same way. Stanford was nothing new.

    • @JackJackUrban
      @JackJackUrban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They didn't predict anything. It was going on long before the "Stanford rape case" and continues to go on today.

  • @dannyflanagan7452
    @dannyflanagan7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    I love how Murph has a perfect frat look, yet Trapp sticks out like a sore thumb

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IKR??

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk ปีที่แล้ว +8

      every frat needs a cool and nice guy

    • @BlaqRainFresh
      @BlaqRainFresh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he doesn’t. I mean do you really think there’s a single frat with guys who all look exactly a like?!

    • @willemverheij3412
      @willemverheij3412 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murph honestly seems to have a crazy amount of range in different roles.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@MortanAMrkI dunno, I think the popped collar made him blend in.

  • @CanYouResistClick1ng
    @CanYouResistClick1ng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4846

    A Collegehumor video that's related to college??
    Whoa..

    • @MNeilGri
      @MNeilGri 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That Warcraft Nerd Did you watch it? It's not at all in touch with college. At best, they read about it in rolling stone.

    • @xEmoSunshine14x
      @xEmoSunshine14x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +That Warcraft Nerd
      So you don't know the origin of college humor? They were literally in college making videos about college. Go check out their earlier vids, man! They're hilarious.

    • @RapFan54
      @RapFan54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My Dream Is To Have 1000 Subscribers without uploading any videos 1 k like

    • @Kim-Jong-Oink
      @Kim-Jong-Oink 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Dream Is To Have 1000 Subscribers without uploading any videos I

    • @NTonks-xn4tv
      @NTonks-xn4tv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Dream Is To Have 1000 Subscribers without uploading any videos 😂

  • @matt
    @matt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    People are going to start thinking that the 5secondfilm house is just a set.

    • @easyontheagavesauce
      @easyontheagavesauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      6 years ago and highest liked comment on this video, with no comments? Imma change that.

  • @alexismaceira4732
    @alexismaceira4732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    One time my ex told me his frat uses to dump girls on the sidewalk just off the property and then call the cops so they wouldn't be liable for them having alcohol poisoning. Note the "ex" part.

    • @nelsongaskell4061
      @nelsongaskell4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alexis Maceira oh shut up you didn’t dump him for that even if you were the one to end the relationship

    • @SaranshV
      @SaranshV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nelsongaskell4061 why do you think that

    • @oogatz1917
      @oogatz1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nelsongaskell4061 why was it even a relevant thing to say?

    • @SilverSlugs16
      @SilverSlugs16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ex means you somehow dated a piece of shit like that. Same way many girls do for some reason lol

    • @davidvergel1533
      @davidvergel1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you report him? I mean Jesus if he was gonna dump them anywhere he could at least dumped them at the hospital.

  • @justmeandthethree
    @justmeandthethree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    All that stuff about cheating, drugs, alcohol, racism, and rape is 100-percent accurate. During college I BRIEFLY pledged at a fraternity. Thankfully I quit before I got in too deep. I saw just enough to know that it was some really bad shit going on with those guys. REALLY BAD SHIT. Fraternities are interested in only one thing -- your money. My girlfriend had been telling me she didn't feel safe around some of them, so she wholeheartedly supported my decision to quit. There were maybe about five guys in it who were actually decent people, and they were always making excuses for the others. I don't know how many times I heard them say things like "Deep down they really are good guys." No, they weren't.

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wrgg

    • @hankolson3845
      @hankolson3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s often true, but it really depends on the chapter

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I remember reading a horrible hazing incident and it just struck deep down my heart that fraternities and sororities shouldn't even be a thing. Is this even a thing in Greece.

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Me holy sht that's sad and terrifying.

    • @v.t.3064
      @v.t.3064 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are those decent people really decent? They seem like enablers. A really decent person would go to the police, or at least the school board.

  • @giggs102
    @giggs102 9 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    murph is a perfect frat boy

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** It was Rap Teacher 2 with Hoodie Allen.

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrEvilDucky and that line was so epic apparently,that it made it into the "My Boss is a Dick" video,which is nothing short of awesome.

  • @rai4119
    @rai4119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    It's sad that all of this ws taken from real life examples. Not a damn thing was made up.

    • @bowaster57
      @bowaster57 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Grace Gary tbh these people are actors and this is from a script so I'd say it's probably made up

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Your comment actually suggests that you don't think satirical comedy can ever be based on real life issues... And that's quite sad.
      Rape on campus has been a prime talked about issue for both women and men for years.
      Problems within fraternities that have lead to suspensions or bans or criminal charges has been a talked about problem for *decades*.

    • @hardknocks666
      @hardknocks666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yea, frat guy's totally fish cars out of lakes, wear black face on Halloween, and brand people with coat hangers. It's almost like they used to be in a frat or something....

    • @bowaster57
      @bowaster57 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Grace Gary it's satire because it exaggerated truth cuh

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Don't comment on my shit again until you get more educated in
      1) The issues that have been plaguing frats for a while now
      And 2) Better your vocabulary
      A satire is the comedic mimicry of real life to expose and criticize people or an organization for their stupidity or vices.
      Get it together.

  • @TheJaredtheJaredlong
    @TheJaredtheJaredlong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    But look at all the good they do! _Some_ of the money they make from selling alcohol to minors is sometimes given to charities. And isn't that all that _really_ matters?

    • @TheJaredtheJaredlong
      @TheJaredtheJaredlong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Harrison Guns No, because I have a medical condition. But even when I did try it after I was 21 it just tasted god awful disgusting.

    • @Tomdelongpenis
      @Tomdelongpenis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheJaredtheJaredlong I hate frats and that still came off as pretty self righteous to me

  • @SPDYellow
    @SPDYellow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    Call it an unfair generalization if you must, but Frats and Sororities seem to cater to the small population who liked the cliquishness and social back-stabbing of high school and actually miss it.

    • @spenman10
      @spenman10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's an unfair generalization

    • @TurnerSims3
      @TurnerSims3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That and lonely straight AND gay boys who want a sense of instant belonging.

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Josh Yu Gay boys? Nope. They’re the first to get raped.

    • @NicoGStudios
      @NicoGStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      someone didn't get a bid

    • @MW3boys7531
      @MW3boys7531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      NicoGStudios lol I’ve gotten a bid, been shown some weird clubs made by cliques in a frat and dipped out the next day. It is for sure a place for people that can only socialize with people exactly like them

  • @hemaimaproctor6307
    @hemaimaproctor6307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    This is somehow depressing and funny at the same time

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because it's based on real frats. Theyre almost all like that except the nerd ones. Its a humorous channel talking about a serious problem in order to make people aware of the issue without preaching at them. There you go, emotions explained.

    • @KrakenBoot
      @KrakenBoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The emotions don't feel explained. More like scrappy generalizations thrown together.

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I call it dufressing or dunny.

    • @KrakenBoot
      @KrakenBoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinbryan6249 you aren't funny *or* cool

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KrakenBoot nobody cares.

  • @westonbourgeois1687
    @westonbourgeois1687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    All these people look 35

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I was thinking 25 to 30, but yeah, point taken.

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ill be graduating when i'm 25...
      :(

    • @QwenHo
      @QwenHo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      +JumpHigher1205 yeah totally sound like someone with phd

    • @gdragon42069
      @gdragon42069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +JumpHigher1205 Wow. You're such a special snowflake.

    • @anunkash5185
      @anunkash5185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      JumpHigher1205 lol did you even have a childhood? at 16 i was selling drugs and fukin bitches, learnin bout the streat and buildin character.

  • @interonaut
    @interonaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    By "turn ourselves into the police", I heard "let's become the police" which honestly also makes a lot of sense.

    • @halcyon_echo42
      @halcyon_echo42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Their logic being, "We know how bad shit goes down, so we can stop it. And guns are dope."

  • @Dijits
    @Dijits 9 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    The frats at my school are way different. You get kicked out of them if you fall below a 3GPA and they have parties and shit but things never get out of hand. #CanadianLife

    • @ProjectKYA
      @ProjectKYA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ***** That's how most frats are. Problem is people are fucking stupid and believe feminist lies.

    • @arga400
      @arga400 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Algebra Cow I strongly opposed neo feminist, but you guys are full of shit.

    • @jackcotterill2080
      @jackcotterill2080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In the UK we just party. No frats, just turn up, party and make friends. What's the point of frats anyway?

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Algebra Cow
      Also, the loudest and most annoying of any group are the most noticed. A handful of people who believe a certain thing believe the extreme, and they become the loudest, and no one realizes that there a fringe group.
      This logic applies to both frats and feminism.
      A handful of frats actually do this stuff (it gets in the news sometimes) but they're a fringe group.

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      I'm Canadian too :)

  • @totallynameless8861
    @totallynameless8861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    That poor girl's entire life was derailed because she couldn't keep going to the school. Now I feel sad, and also like laughing in sadness. Thank you, this is an awesome SKETCH.

  • @alexismaceira4732
    @alexismaceira4732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I cheered too when he yelled "let's go turn ourselves into the police!"

    • @jbudris
      @jbudris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ironic, since police departments have a lot of the same problems. "In America, police turn themselves into fraternity!"

  • @FilledCircle
    @FilledCircle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Nearly everything mentioned in this has occurred at my college. Even the extortion bit.

  • @imborahey7568
    @imborahey7568 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    As a non american, i have no idea what their talking about

    • @misscomicnerd2011
      @misscomicnerd2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Your not the only one mate. :-)

    • @LolDongs69
      @LolDongs69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bora Dingdong I think it's about the fairly recent "rape scandals" that didn't happen.. But I'm not sure. Didn't find it funny either way.

    • @arbhall7572
      @arbhall7572 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Teilo Teague-Williams Sounds like they need to come together and rebuild a community center. Maybe have a dance competition.

    • @ronansweeney9120
      @ronansweeney9120 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They are* so they're not their

    • @MrCoolGamer1000
      @MrCoolGamer1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Bora Dingdong Frats are known for objectifying women and being awful people and this video is just trying to point that out.

  • @xx55AC55xx
    @xx55AC55xx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Finally first time in years COLLEGE humor posted something COLLEGE related

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anthony Coughlin Well they did post that video about unemployed millennials recently..Since then it seems to be going in the right direction

    • @ZzspartazZ
      @ZzspartazZ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anthony Coughlin If the videos are funny who gives a shit if they're college related?

    • @nutmeg453
      @nutmeg453 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm not liking this comment purely because it currently has 69 likes 😀

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The humor is for college students

  • @alexcrow3699
    @alexcrow3699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "This is emblematic of a larger problem," good stuff

  • @carlost856
    @carlost856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    1:42 lost it at the guy with long hair and sunglasses checking for black guys under the table.

  • @MarioSonic46
    @MarioSonic46 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4444

    I'm sorry. I thought this said "The Problem With Farts".

  • @ChrisPMuffin
    @ChrisPMuffin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Now this was a good video. Thank you for stepping up Colleghumor

    • @ProjectKYA
      @ProjectKYA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chris Projahn No it wasn't? All they are doing is enabling the abuse idiot feminists give male fraternities.

    • @Imaweaverboy
      @Imaweaverboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Algebra Cow What. All of these come from things people actually did in frats that got reported on the news...

    • @evanneis762
      @evanneis762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Algebra Cow shut the fuck up

    • @aeonnortune
      @aeonnortune 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Evan Neis Truly a stinging rebuttal of Algebra Cows point there

    • @AussieHavanna
      @AussieHavanna 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Projahn Seriously: There was a "brother" of a very prominent frat on our campus who had raped 3 different girls during the course of my sophomore year. The only reason I know anything about it is one of my roommates was dating one of the guys on the frat counsel. After talking it over, he was banned for 2 weeks, TWO WEEKS from frat activities including the joint frat/soririty parties.
      I went to some of those parties, I saw that bastard and had no idea what his reputation was and I would have remained completely in the dark about him. Schools do a LOT to cover this kinda thing up and it's really scary tbh. By the way, he still graduated on time. Idk what happened to two of the girls, but I know that one of them dropped out.

  • @Mansfiery
    @Mansfiery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is pretty accurate. Even the most benign, service oriented, and diverse fraternity at my school had a guy die from a keg stand.

  • @nia.r5988
    @nia.r5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Kinda sucks half of my friends were sexually assaulted or raped in a frat party, i man grabbed my boobs at a party once and tried to kiss me, it’s the reason I haven’t gone to a party alone since.

  • @williamcraig8268
    @williamcraig8268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I thought the title said "The Problem With Farts"

    • @agm7596
      @agm7596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      William Craig Yeah i tought the joke was gonna be him giving a GREAT speech, motivating everyone up and then he was gonna fart and no one would take him seriously

    • @dowddash
      @dowddash 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      William Craig Only problem with farts are sharts.

    • @williamcraig8268
      @williamcraig8268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dowddash True dat. And when you think it's going to be S.B.D but then it isn't.

    • @evankelly168
      @evankelly168 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to

    • @asii97
      @asii97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 mins into the video and i was still wondering in what way farts are related to what they are saying...

  • @pkmn1260
    @pkmn1260 9 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    this......this is why i think frats are a stain on the world.....this is all true, and everyone knows it.

    • @pkmn1260
      @pkmn1260 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ***** as individuals, yeah, but as a whole, frats just cause trouble

    • @ProjectKYA
      @ProjectKYA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      William B It isn't true. Most fraternity "RAPE" cases turn out to be false with evidence heavily against the "VICTIM"

    • @varneyrobert
      @varneyrobert 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      William B there are some fraternities and sororities that are community service based...like all they do is volunteer. Granted i do agree that most frats are probably a stain

    • @ultravioletwings
      @ultravioletwings 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Algebra Cow please cite your sources

    • @olivia1954
      @olivia1954 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ***** Google the UVA and Rolling stone rape case.
      these are 2 i know of the top of my hear the and prosecutor came out and explicitly stated all accused individuals are innocent.
      but dont please dont take my word for it actually look it up

  • @spagetti568
    @spagetti568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "And he's currently making more money than you" most accurate

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:44 See, he is smart now!
    Also, Ox may be making more money than me now, but honestly he could literally be making half of minimum wage and be making more money than me. So jokes on him!

  • @rorybarlow6102
    @rorybarlow6102 9 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Was I the only one who thought it said "The Problem With Farts"??

    • @georgec8914
      @georgec8914 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was like, awww sick farts... now im dissapointed

    • @UndeadCookieMonster
      @UndeadCookieMonster 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rory Barlow For some reason I read that too.

    • @juicy4life731
      @juicy4life731 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rory Barlow I actually thought the video was about farts until like 2 minutes in xD

    • @PulgaNojenta
      @PulgaNojenta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rory Barlow The only reason i clicked it

    • @IrWinRawr1
      @IrWinRawr1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rory Barlow no

  • @maksillorenzo9480
    @maksillorenzo9480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The squished red solo cup in between the books really sells it for me

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is one of collegehumors best videos, it's so hilarious, and so underrated

  • @elianbarnes9628
    @elianbarnes9628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    PARTY AT THE GOAT HOUSE!!!!!

  • @Wintersword9900
    @Wintersword9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Something about fraternities that invite sociopaths with a strong sense of entitlement

    • @flightevolution8132
      @flightevolution8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look who wasn't invited to the frat

    • @samuelsoliday4381
      @samuelsoliday4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@flightevolution8132 look who isn't helping their case.

    • @flightevolution8132
      @flightevolution8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samuelsoliday4381 That was actually pretty funny.

    • @schzti2455
      @schzti2455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frat boys are all awkward losers desperate to be cool. Every been to a frat party? It's lame shit where everyone acts entitled

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@schzti2455 Making extreme generalizations in reverse doesn't help your cause. There are bad groups but that doesn't define all groups. I can guarantee you don't like being generalized.

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    5 years later, and this is still painfully accurate (especially the ending)

  • @chiliwithonel
    @chiliwithonel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is why the frats at my school got abolished

  • @ayylmao7529
    @ayylmao7529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    To be fair, everyone in this hypothetical Frat turned themselves in and were genuinely upset by their actions once confronted with them

  • @SquidBlue
    @SquidBlue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    College Humor has been uploading a lot of great content lately. I am pleased :)

  • @MistuhCoolio
    @MistuhCoolio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:09 "we've had a BIT of an issue with sodomy...but those are the actions of people we can't control!!" *red-shirt guy's priceless reaction*

  • @Collectro
    @Collectro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I knew a guy who used to be affiliated with me because of a friend, whos not really a friend, and he was kinda his friend, but anyhow i just found out he got some girl drunk back in the day when we were all roomates and pretty much raped her, and yea hes a college frat house wannabe who never went to college, but lives in a college town... and hes in his mid 30's now. I wish i knew that had happened when it did, i woulda told the girl to turn his ass in. people like that deserve some time in prison. pretty much the scum of the earth. Thank you CH for allowing me to express my emotions to the group.

    • @ronniewhyte4864
      @ronniewhyte4864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **coughs** sounds like a load of bullshit **cough**

    • @TheTipsyMidget
      @TheTipsyMidget 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Collectro Just going to go ahead and say that if you actually commit rape, you are 100% likely to no longer be in that fraternity, regardless of whether punishment is given to the fraternity.

    • @AltFreak25
      @AltFreak25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's no such thing as "pretty much raped." From what your saying, his actions are rape plain and simple and he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

  • @MinaliaGames
    @MinaliaGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    God, that ending was too fucking real.

  • @user-qk5ft8eo8t
    @user-qk5ft8eo8t 9 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Isn't that Anna Akana boyfriend?

    • @viktormon
      @viktormon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeremiah Paredes Noticed him as well!

    • @mohkokhom
      @mohkokhom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah Brad Gage is in it, but its not his first vid with CollegeHumor

    • @mohkokhom
      @mohkokhom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anne Baptiste its Brad Gage​

    • @mohkokhom
      @mohkokhom 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you wanna check him out click on name then click on TH-cam tab

    • @bradgagecomedy
      @bradgagecomedy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeremiah Paredes technically, my name is Squeezebox

  • @alicemartine7743
    @alicemartine7743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Anyone know the college humour video that's similar to this but it's the Grease song summer nights?

    • @briang3598
      @briang3598 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, it came to mind.

    • @leotrejo9817
      @leotrejo9817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're thinking of the funny one

    • @Megapawntv
      @Megapawntv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      grease dilemma

    • @justinbryan6249
      @justinbryan6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?!"

    • @nunyabusiness7858
      @nunyabusiness7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justinbryan6249 "did she call the police?"
      "Woah that didn't even rhyme!"

  • @vikavids
    @vikavids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "this is emblematic of a larger problem" lol

  • @joeker5208
    @joeker5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:45 the moment you realize you're the bad guys

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 9 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The problem with frats is that they exist. They serve no purpose, other than social segregation. Creates the feeling and thought processes of local loyalty and remote distrust in each other.

    • @ExecratedPlaysGaming
      @ExecratedPlaysGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I agree. Sororities need to be banned.

    • @kobeballer
      @kobeballer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Neceros Not sure how they "create the feeling of remote distrust" but they do serve other purposes. They are a good way to help people sow connections and they also perform lots of charitable and community work. The bad ones are mostly major division I chapters. I went to a small division III school and the frat was incredibly mild with regards to partying and "hazing" (for the girls I heard it consisted of singing a song in front of their sisters) and they had a required 3.0 or above gpa.

    • @Neceros
      @Neceros 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      kobeballer People don't need restrictions to form relationships...

    • @davidsopaseuth
      @davidsopaseuth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People choose to join Greek Life because they see how much more successful they can be with it. Due to the large Alumni base one can easily find a job plus with all the community service and philanthropy we do, it looks great on resumes. Yet ignorant people only listen what the media tells them and sees what a few bad chapters are like.

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Neceros If a frat does require cult-like following, that is bad. But the mere idea of basically a club in college where you can dorm at is not inherently bad as you apply.

  • @derflop
    @derflop ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never joined a frat, still made lots of friends and had a great time in college. Now working a pretty good job too. What do frats do again remind me?

  • @stu6665
    @stu6665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The head shake at 1:21 has me dying 😂

  • @imbetterthanuforever
    @imbetterthanuforever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is so real its scary, unfortunately its the crazy dude that represents most of the frat guys

  • @silver_iris_playbook95
    @silver_iris_playbook95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    well this is like Animal House brought into the contemporary world... kinda scary

  • @MrGksarathy
    @MrGksarathy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Let's go draw swastikas on Dean Goldberg's car!"
    I can't believe I missed this for nearly 6 years.

  • @pat3000721
    @pat3000721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is painfully accurate

  • @madelineshackelford408
    @madelineshackelford408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    it is so nice to see white men to use their privilege to acknowledge the harm that sexism and racism bring. I liked how the ending showed how the repercussions of their actions were acknowledged in a way that is similar to how most frat incidents dealing with racism or sexism typically end. I really enjoyed this.

    • @kami6401
      @kami6401 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop the shitposting

  • @xEmoSunshine14x
    @xEmoSunshine14x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We're bad people... we're bad people on the *voice cracks* inside.."

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Why all the downvotes? These are all problems in frats, and not just minor, isolated incidents either, but serious ones.
    Unless you are embarrassed about your penchant for consensual guy-on-guy sodomy, which has also been known to happen in frats...

  • @someperson5506
    @someperson5506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If u draw a cross in the middle of a swastika, then add a stem at the bottom with a leaf or two on it, it looks like a flower. Something to know if you don't have a power-washer and someone spray paints swastikas on your property.

  • @surgeland9084
    @surgeland9084 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd love to see whatever film this is an ending to. I bet it would be one of the funniest satirical dark comedies in recent years.

  • @matthewwalker3131
    @matthewwalker3131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    i see anna akana's BF in this

  • @talldarknindian3695
    @talldarknindian3695 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    there was definitely a bit of salt thrown in there

  • @Gayfrogscollective
    @Gayfrogscollective 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Murph really commits to his parts, it really helps. I know the words Professional and Comedian don't really go hand in hand (at least in front of the audience/camera) but it's dedication you can see. This sketch probably isn't the perfect example but it's another in a long series that demonstrates his ability.

  • @amaos3995
    @amaos3995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Can I start a frat named Kappa Kappa Kappa?

    • @Krebons1200
      @Krebons1200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +Amaos yes, but you must live underwater and kidnap children

    • @awolpete10
      @awolpete10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      +Amaos There is a Tri-Kappa (Kappa Kappa Kappa - KKK) at Dartmouth College in Hanover.

    • @SquiggsMitchell
      @SquiggsMitchell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +Jeremy Aylward They were founded before the KKK too..

    • @LetsGetNoticedNow
      @LetsGetNoticedNow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's called the Kappa Alpha Order

    • @mymom5248
      @mymom5248 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nokappa ?

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    As a guy who was in a frat, sexual assault is a pretty sure way to get yourself banned from the house pretty quickly. It's taken pretty seriously.

    • @doctorobvious9229
      @doctorobvious9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nickoli Lion I haven’t been in one, as I’m only a senior in high school this fall, but I’m assuming you guys take it so seriously because today, and especially a few years ago, a simple accusation of any form of sexual misconduct could land a guy in jail and if he was in one, his frat on the headlines. Bad publicity there is certainly not good publicity.

    • @Rob25AZ
      @Rob25AZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah but not really as a former member a mostly white frat, rape is part of the lifestyle ask knk girl pledges those poor freshmen

    • @TheNightWatcher1385
      @TheNightWatcher1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Rob25AZ words of my pledge educator my first night as a pledge, “If I catch word of you assaulting anyone, you won’t be going to jail. I’ll be going to jail, and you’ll be going to the hospital.”
      We were pretty good at shutting that shit down when there was a risk for it. We blacked one member for being too sketchy around women. We also were sure to get the women’s opinion on potential members at the parties to see how they behaved around girls when we weren’t looking. Helped us dodge a bullet on more than one occasion.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@TheNightWatcher1385 Your frat is clearly an exception. Good for you guys. Seriously.

    • @jzzisk
      @jzzisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hazing too. Still happens at my college though....

  • @eddieford9373
    @eddieford9373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is more relevant now that when it came out.

  • @ProphesizedHero
    @ProphesizedHero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    All I saw was the guy from Magic Hugs....

    • @lealurch5384
      @lealurch5384 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chaz Faris
      Chaw, where are you?

    • @spartanboosts
      @spartanboosts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chaz Faris Me too...and damn he got chunky! Too many HOTDOGS!

    • @SkilledCheckmates
      @SkilledCheckmates 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chaz Faris I'm just glad he's back. One of the funniest guys out

  • @Askarcher
    @Askarcher 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should be a series

  • @harrykelly4665
    @harrykelly4665 9 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    guarantee people will fail to see the joke and get offended, because people have sensitive bollocks
    having said that, the video was a bit stereotypical, sure they're not all like that. 1 bad apple spoils the bunch routine

    • @Rukdug
      @Rukdug 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Harry Kelly Well to be fair, it appears that at least have of the guys in this "frat" in the video are generally decent people. And it really appears that Squish and the ringleader (forget his fake name) are the worst offenders that most everyone else was completely disgusted with.

    • @harrykelly4665
      @harrykelly4665 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree, I actually enjoyed the skit and was just talking in general sense rather than of the skit itself. My comment was aimed at the people in the comment section that are inevitably going to start crying over a joke that really isn't something to get fired up over. Like i said, i thought it was pretty funny, made me laugh out loud a couple of times actually!

    • @harrykelly4665
      @harrykelly4665 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      inform me on the difference please

    • @nootkpr
      @nootkpr 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, I have know idea, just watch the endplate

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Harry Kelly I think this would be funny if people didn't actually think frats worked like that.

  • @userwtf420
    @userwtf420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I thought it said The problem with farts lmao

  • @SuperNitroZ64
    @SuperNitroZ64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:26 Their annual what now?

  • @kichiwafles4190
    @kichiwafles4190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:44 cyanide and happiness

    • @emwood07
      @emwood07 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cyanide?

    • @kichiwafles4190
      @kichiwafles4190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Elijah Wood the plushie into the background is from a TH-cam series called cyanide and happiness

    • @faithboy12
      @faithboy12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shieeet, I got that one too.

  • @wilsonroen
    @wilsonroen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a fraternity man it is important to remember that stereotypes do not represent the group as a whole. My fraternity focuses on academics (3.8 GPA avg at one of the most prestigious universities in the country), philanthropy (we raised 30k this year and rebuilt a playground for a school who had theirs burned down by vandals), and most importantly social awareness. Our fraternity is known as a safe haven on campus for drunk boys and girls who need a break. Every brother will readily walk someone home at any point. There are benefits and detriments to everything, fraternities are no exception. Yes, fraternities can cause a lot of harm, but they can also do a lot of good by banding together people who are working towards something great.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s fine and all, but fraternities get a bad rep and they seem to be on the news for stuff that is pretty vile. I am not denying the existence of good frats, but there is a lot of problems with that systemically and socially.

  • @Maniac536
    @Maniac536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “This is emblematic of a larger problem...”

  • @jxj13
    @jxj13 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really really liked this one a lot. Very humorous and topical. Good on you CollegeHumor, this is why I'm still subbed

  • @blakeb4583
    @blakeb4583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    A GDI made this

    • @nicksmith4449
      @nicksmith4449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      +Blake B I love how greeks use nonconformity as an insult. It's really hilarious

    • @drdee94
      @drdee94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      +Nick Smith dont be mad you didnt get a bid

    • @blakeb4583
      @blakeb4583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sam lindberg Who do you know here?

    • @tigerfan1836
      @tigerfan1836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +sam lindberg Descent* you stupid GDI.

    • @MrMoneybags342
      @MrMoneybags342 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @ventroid4473
    @ventroid4473 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @1:03 Cyanide and Happiness doll?

  • @TurdFerguson34
    @TurdFerguson34 9 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    college humor went from celebrating and exemplifying college life, but now they're generalizing and ripping on the college life. I'm unsubscribing

    • @shotgunboy10
      @shotgunboy10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PokeYankeefan wtf?

    • @fluteoboe101
      @fluteoboe101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Look! A butthurt frat boy!

    • @TurdFerguson34
      @TurdFerguson34 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      fluteoboe101 I've never been in a fraternity. However, I've seen first hand the good that many fraternities and sororities have done in this country and in my community. There are going to be awful terrible people who do awful terrible things, but you can't generalize an entire group of people based on a handful of bad people.

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      PokeYankeefan Ok, bye. You're like the guys who announce to everyone they are leaving facebook.

    • @macNchess
      @macNchess 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PokeYankeefan It's been 3 hours. Are you experiencing technical difficulties?

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that Patt’s killer is in the frat answers so many questions

  • @GreyHatHacks
    @GreyHatHacks 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay! CH is uploading quality again!

  • @gans4728
    @gans4728 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice Cyanide and Happiness doll.

  • @Zahlenteufel1
    @Zahlenteufel1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I read "The Problem With Farts"

  • @SODAJOE8177
    @SODAJOE8177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that last slide really hit the heart

  • @lking1540
    @lking1540 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And just like that college humor, you're back :-).

  • @deadreset2511
    @deadreset2511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my frat bro's dad got him off rape charge in '07 too. EPIC!

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this is like if TH-cam commenters took one good look at themselves as a whole

  • @assassin465
    @assassin465 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real reason to joint a frat is for the moment at 3:07
    Using your connections to better yourself!

  • @moosesurgeon
    @moosesurgeon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7 years later and I just realized this is the 5sf house

    • @moosesurgeon
      @moosesurgeon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      5sf is back baybeeeeee

  • @Mochi-kf3it
    @Mochi-kf3it 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    There are some butthurt people in the comments....

    • @karmabum21
      @karmabum21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww Jonghyun

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    C'mon guys. I'm in a fraternity and I thought it was funny. Don't get so triggered.

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      epicsamurai5 good sport.. 😊👍

  • @michelleahn3465
    @michelleahn3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5 years later and this is still a recent problem lol...

  • @DrunkSnowWhite
    @DrunkSnowWhite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:36 We had the exact same thing happen earlier this year.

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What documentary is this?

  • @TheNeverposts
    @TheNeverposts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time I watch this and then this dude nicknamed 'Shanghai', with his collars on full pop, comes up, I lose it

  • @reverendrocky1485
    @reverendrocky1485 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A college humour video obstensibly about college.
    Wow. I'd never thought that'd happen again

  • @Kjack49044
    @Kjack49044 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lost it when they called Trappe Shanghai!

  • @rayniedayz3824
    @rayniedayz3824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "and we fished that fucker out!" always makes me think of the UK Inbetweeners.

  • @fazec0ld802
    @fazec0ld802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Read this as, “The problem with farts” 😂 😂

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're TOTALLY not alone, buddy. Lol

  • @vidcas1711
    @vidcas1711 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Upon seeing this episode, I actually approve of what they did in the past.
    They managed to keep the charm and character for the most part of what looks like a historic house. The woodwork looks gorgeous throughout the entire room. Props to them.

  • @dikigurung2222
    @dikigurung2222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love College Humor!