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the most realistic part of this is that it is 30 year olds playing college students in a film
Yes
That hits
I know little to nothing about college, so I wouldn't know, I'm curious though
“I don’t even know what the Dean looks like.”
That is the most honest statement to me.
Me too.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE DEAN'S NAME
I knew what my Chancellor looked like though. He was somehow that popular.
I had dinner at the Dean's house a couple of times for discussions on Russian literature.
I don't even know if we had a Dea
Every single person I knew that tried to live the movie college experience ended up losing all their friends, failing, dropping out and moving back in with their parents. Unlike me, who never made friends, graduated, then moved back in with my parents.
Same result in the end Xd. I expected you to brag about having a great job or something.
Dang, but unlike me, I went for 4 years, tried some classes, then dropped out and never graduated because I thought about trying to get some license wether CDL or security and just work or sell to make some business.
I’m still broke
I didn't make friends until my college years were halfway over.
You forgot the free food, not being able to find a seat in the library, group assessments, poor diet and caffeine
Ugh group assingments, where 1 member is always unreachable
“Free” food
Food ain't free.
“There’s free ice cream over there!”
“Really??! Wait. What do I have to do for it?”
“Nothing. You just walk up and take it. If you time it right, you won’t even have to talk to them.”
And insomnia.
Hey look it's *college* humor
Telic we've come full circle
W0lfbane Shika they do make colege related content now and then
OMG!!
it's been quite a while, hasn't it, since they actually put out something college-based...
Badum tiss
The only accurate college movie is Monster University.
Watch PCU. You'll thank me.
F*cking true.
Orange County is pretty good too
PhD Movie, anyone?
My man!
I was expecting a part where someone would say that they're graduating and had no job offers lined up.
Some things are just too hurtful to say out loud.
*Looks at Indeed in sadness.*
Now that's a whole new video. Life after college
@@trenvert123 me af
Turns out in my line of studies, we have a 100% employment rate as soon as one graduates.....
I had a similar experience where I didn't exactly have job offers a few months prior to graduation. Then managed to get a great job after graduating then got fired about 6 months later :/
Me before watching this video
"man I totally missed out on the college experience, all i did was chill out, and occasionally study, couldnt afford to do anything crazy"
Me after
"well I feel a lot better now"
I bet you felt even better after diving into the comment section, where everyone is depressed
@@michbus7440 Same. 3rd year on my History Major.
@@michbus7440 definitely, misery loves company
Me except it was mostly studying. At least, that's what it felt like. I'm majoring in bio and probably chem as well. Fun, but a lot of work
I mean tbf frat parties don't exactly seem all that appealing to me. I have way more fun gaming with my tight knit friend group.
"I'm getting my masters in electrical engineering!" Well at least one of them made a good decision on their major.
I'm here just to remind you this comment exists
👁️👁️ Because all the movies you watch have guys that do nothing but trades. Dude, everyone is good at something and your judgements don't help anyone. Grow up.
@@toddbaker1425 are you mistaking an electrician for an electrical engineer. Wait what are you mad at.
@@toddbaker1425 what? what do we even trade
All the liberal arts and English majors are fuming
I loved this, the realities of late nights at the library and stress of not knowing what to do with life is all tooooo real
Choices...so many choices...dont worry, this only affects the rest of your life :p
The financial realities were the worst!
...As an introvert, this feels like MORE fun. I mean, aside from the crippling debt, obviously. Just hanging out, playing video games, and studying cool shit.
Billy Weed That would be a pretty fun weekend
Introverts will rule the world!!!
Nah Uni can be pretty miserable if you are in STEM lol.
Zatzu Uy i don’t think so buddy...
Don't go to school if the debt is going to cripple you. PERIOD.
It's funny because it's true!
We laugh because it hurts...
Stupid deaths stupid deaths ... they’re funny cuz they’re trueee
Laugh to hide the pain! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
As a College freshman watching College movies, I agree
I did see my dean give a speech when I started college... then I immediately forgot what he looked like and never saw him again. Accurate!
until graduation of coarse.
Some people at the college I go to have seen their deans by virtue of the dean being their professor. I had the president teach my class one term.
One of my professors loved to mess with the dean. I graduated knowing what his car looked like but not his face
I'm a third year, I met my dean for the first time last Friday, so yeah, v accurate
You forgot the mental breakdowns and crying in the library during finals week while eating cold free pizza and wondering why you even went to college.
rebecca parez weak
Don't forget insomnia leading to poor performance/missing classes.
rebecca parez Or the 8am Shakespeare class you have to take because you had to switch schedules near the end of course selection because of your advisor messing up.
Ah I remember breaking down the night before a second year history course because I hadn't read any of the material on Rome.
I don’t understand why people have breakdowns in college. I literally just show up to class do my homework and projects, barely study, and I’m pulling a 3.4. On top of that Im active in a fraternity and work 20 hours a week for a small construction company. Almost stress free...
This is fairly accurate. It’s not as god awful and strict as your high school teachers make it sound and it’s not as wild and fun as the movies make it look. It’s just balance of quite a bit of studying and doing really casual adult stuff when you’re not studying 😂
It's more god awful and strict than your HS teachers make it out. Try studying medicine, no free time. Goodbye social life.
@@knightenchanter7908 Doing pre-med is a choice that comes with a harsh GPA requirement lol. If you're just there for a bachelor's degree at a state school it's pretty fucking easy, even engineering or medicine-centric (but not premed-program) degrees.
Any university you can get accepted into isn't going to be as hard to merely graduate from as high school teachers pretend, which they do just to scare you into paying attention in class.
Thank goodness they mentioned studying. Every time I see a movie about college I always wonder "where are all the study all nighters one pulls off in college in order to finish that final paper?"
In movies it's all about partying bc people buy into that hype and it makes the money. They don't tell you what college is really like.
@@kyledechau5955 I don't know how to tell you this, but not every movie is a documentary. For example, those Harry Patter movies? I went to boarding school once and I didn't attend a single sports match.
Every so often one of the movies will have a study montage. Usually it's where someone completely unprepared for the BIG TEST is coached by their friend(s) or the overly attractive tutor. The best examples i can think of are Van Wilder and Legally Blonde
I don't think I missed that part because I didn't want to be up all night and getting up to late to function.
@@kyledechau5955 mostly long lectures you'll forget about in 6 months?
I've never been this excited about debt in my life
UnPhayzable that’s why you get a scholarship
fisty baby not everyone can get one I mean unless your a great athlete or black good luck getting a scholarship
Soda King I spent my senior year applying to every single scholarship I could, and I got enough money to pay for my university and a car (school travel expenses is what you say it’s for)
wtf i just saw you on the dark start cho video, now here.
Soda King wtf does being black have to do with a scholarship??
“I can’t make it to rehearsal for acapella regionals tomorrow”
I DIED
I remember telling some high school students I work with about college. They thought it was all parties I told them they will spend 90% of their time studying and most parties in college are just you sitting with roommates drinking cheap beer.
I mean there honestly can be great parties as well. But you'll usually have to debate yourself if it's worth it to go to the party because your lessons will start at 8 am the next day and you have slept about 6 hours total that week because of a project deadline you had to meet.
If you get hooked into the right crowd, there are people who live to make the most of a party. I've seen some real wild shit in my time, but admittedly it was at the lowest point of my academic career LOL, you definitely wanna watch yourself if you find yourself partying weekly.
The Mr. Vogue where did you go to college?
@@the_boss2194 I'd tell you, but I don't want to be doxxd through association. What I'll say is p much any state school is gonna have a similar culture the one I went to.
yeah the parties are so fucking boring everyone just stand there and drink😭
You forgot the off-campus and community college edition for broke people: spending more time working in retail or food service than you do in the actual classroom, never finding a place to park that isn't a 25-minute walk to your classroom, nearly falling asleep behind the wheel on your 45-minute commute, your parents constantly nagging you because you can't afford a dorm or apartment so you live at home, and only seeing your friends a couple times a month or less because you go to different schools and you're working during their time off and vice versa.
This is spot-on! It should be a spin-off or sequel starring the previous main characters' brothers/sisters
Dude some days it feels like I'm the only one who goes through this. I commute to my local public university and this is so damn accurate.
Stay strong, you're not the only one. At least you're not having to pay for housing - I was married and paying for a place on top of it. But get a degree in something that makes $$ and one day you'll look back and say.... "wow I'm glad that's over" :) I promise it does end, just don't quit.
Im so glad to live in germany where our form of college is nearly free. The only kind of tuition we have to pay is for our semesterticket in order to travel for free and is around 200€ per semester.
@@shiroshinigami239 well, yes, except you still have to live somewhere, the housing and food aren't free, are they? Or are they? Do you have to pay for textbooks? Or lab fees? Parking? Or do the taxpayers have to cover that? Just curious.
Lol I love how nonchalant the breakup was.
“It’s been fun.”
Could it be.... A COLLEGEHUMOR VIDEO ACTUALLY RELATED TO COLLEGE!?!?
FINNA WOOOOOOOOOKE
B L A S P H E M Y
No way, hasn't happened in years...
01:52 "I'm gonna be in debt for years!"
"Yeah, you are!"
So true.
This quote was too true for mass appeal, I suppose.
Just merica stuff I guess.
I thought “Damn, student loans are bad in the US, thankfully they aren’t nearly as bad in the UK!”
So I was incorrect...
Accurate.
hey first reply
Hey its that avatar and legend of korra guy
This is all too accurate.
And the worst thing? All the graduated people, including your parents, telling you this should be the best time of your life. While you are slowly fading into a depression.
They're not wrong. Leaving the college bubble you'll see that real life sucks in comparison. Jobs are repetitive and stressful, none of your peers are your age, your friends live too far away, alcohol and parties lose their charm, and adult goals require much more effort than college goals.
What those graduated people really miss is the energy of their youth, and that unawareness of adult problems is bliss. One of my friends who got engaged and bought his first house, still says his freshman year of college was the best year of his life.
Oh God, it just got too real. We're all miserable!
Finally, some COLLEGE humor
smoov22 aye!
i guess you could say that was 'smoov'
ill let myself out
Dan Pilkington k
Dan Pilkington ??
I thought the name implied that it appeals to 18-25 year olds
This is so untrue, Back when I was in college I didn't spend my weekends sitting on a couch playing videos games and watching TV. I sat on my ass playing Dungeons and Dragons! :)
Well honestly..... Same difference.
At my Uni we have a "pen-and-paper initiative" So, univerity-sponsored dnd.
This used to be funny when I was younger. Now that I'm in college, it's just really painful to watch. My wallet and I are crying.
That sneak peek at the college version of Pirates of the Caribbean was amazing
When I was in college, I had a friend who was afraid to go near his stove. I had to teach him how to cook.
IcewhipRoxx He had a STOVE? Lucky. All I had last year was a microwave.
I had to tell someone not to put Dawn soap in the dish washer.
Why were they happy ?!
That's still way too farfetched for me .
B_D_W_S'_Animation_ it must be nice
Ashley Lavergne I know right ?
it would be a horror flick if they faking happy
Really? It felt more Wobbufett to me....
@Liz I. true that
You forgot: "its finals week and i havent changed in 3 days please look the other way and ignore the suitcases under my eyes"
Or the guy who clearly has depression and doesn't bother showing up to class, but everyone thinks he's alright and just sad about a girl. I was thinking about killing myself thanks for not caring, see you never.
@@KRYMauL damn bro, you good?
@@somkeshav4143 Just upset that I can't talk to an ex because she's still mad at me for being an asshole despite me telling her I had depression and couldn't be there for her.
@@KRYMauL damn that’s rough, my advice, it’s best to try and move on from her.
A fresh start sounds like what you need, that and maybe some therapy (assuming you still have depression).
@@somkeshav4143 Already did all that. Just because you move on doesn't mean you can't miss them.
Should've studied with Katie, I heard she does constant All Nighters using some special type of medicine
The secret to Katie's success is to add some speed to the cocain. But don't tell anyone I told you.
That must be the new NZT..
Veridian Adderall mixed with Cocaine
Adderall?
Devs072 Isn't speed cocaine?
"The plot. It just works."
~ Writers
Succ it
Justin Y. Just how
just like King Crimson.
Is that a motherfucking JJBA reference?
Jón Árni sælir
I would actually like to watch a movie like this for some weird reason. I’m going to be in college soon and this could actually be very interesting and informative
You mean like Monsters University?
"4... uh, 5 years"
*looks at own seven*
Haha... yeah...
Thank god I don't live in the US.
Enthused Norseman 8 FUCKING years *so fucking far* and i didn't even get my Masters degree yet!
Stay strong, brother, we'll end up with our degrees yet!
I feel you, there is a light at the end!!
Fighting! Guys.
You can do it.
I know im late here... but shit i feel you. Im finishing my fourth year and there are 3 more to come
Anyone remember the old "HUGHM!" sound CollegeHumor used to have? I remember, and I miss it :(
Me too, they changed it like 3 weeks ago and the new sound sounds off
I ‘member dat
Me too buddy but they had to change it coz of copyright issue
I miss old old old collegehumor. The new guys are all pretty good, no complaints there, but they’ll just never have that vibe again
NoTortoises stop you're making me sad
Pat must've died while helping Trapp on his final project
Pat decided to take his masters, while he is not physically dead deciding to do your masters puts you on the same level of obscure limbo.
Pat's *final* project help
If college movies were honest, Covid edition:
One word - zoom.
Ahh. The guys in video are enjoying college much better than we are,bro.
"I saw him give a speech once" is where I lost it
Finally someone said it:
EXTRACURRICULARS DON’T MATTER
What do you mean finally? I've been saying that since year 4.
I'd say they don't matter unless you took leadership positions or won awards in said extracurriculars. That's the real shit you can put in resumes. Nobody cares if you were just a member.
THIS
What about the memories of all the fun times you shared with friends that you can fondly look back to in your 30s while you pump gas to pay off your debt?
It depends on the extracurricular
Also the weight gain freshman year, the near-constant anxiety, the horror of forgetting to set your alarm and waking up late for class.
The freshman 15!
Chariona Grace 2 pounds??? GURRRL!! I gained 80 in 3 months, and I ain't stopping anytime soon!!
How do y'all gain weight?
I actually lost 30 pounds freshman year because I was too tired and depressed to eat, and I was working up to 35 hours a week on my feet.
I'll be finished with my undergrad next week and this actually made me feel much better about my overall lackluster college experience!
Same here
Eh I feel like this is more of an accurate portrayal of an Introverts college experience. I know plenty of extroverts that somehow stay in school despite getting drunk every night and going on fancy “study abroad” trips
Yes but were they in engineering, math, science, law or medicine? Or were they like, marketing majors?
@@Swordfish393 they most likely couldve been med student (minus the study abroad bit) but as a british science student I pretty much got drunk every night and graduated on time
That sounds like absolute bs.
My university had an open day recently. I full on looked at one of the aspiring students and said:
*"Uni. One of the most stressful years of your life. Try and find happiness elsewhere"*
His mum gave the biggest side eye
You probably saved his life.
Lesbian Amazon Sister ii@
Yeah i love trying to scare kids awat from bettering themselves through higher education because its hard
C G spoken like someone who’s still in high school
@@seantolson6223 It's funny, but still kind of a dick move.
Ya'll waited too long to make a video about college, everyone in this looks 30.
PowahSlap Entertainmint just like the people in college, college ages you in dog years
+PowahSlap Entertainmint but college doesn't have an age limit
Just like a college movie?!
It’s almost like adults go to college, too.
It's almost completely adults in college. Legally speaking, anyway.
Quindleton U, you know it's bad, 'cause we have a commercial
It's sad i tought my life would be like American Pie
This sounds exactly how my college experience went
Bring back the old POV videos. I remember my first CH video was "guy stuck in history class" or something like that.
Mine was that one along with the exam one. Miss those.
Engineer Those were the best. When College humor was actually about college
Engineer yes....
WalterWhite yes the exam one was awesome.
i got bored of those after a while, maybe now that the quality has definitely improved they would be good, though i do miss Zac Oyama
Realistically also, most students don't even graduate in 4 years anymore either, not because they are staying on for masters, but because they just don't finish in a mere 4 years. (mostly due to finances)
Laughs in British literally getting unbelievably drunk with the professors
And of course:
"Let's be honest. You'll be so happy to leave."
Have you.... graduated tho? Oh god, I'd give anything to be back in college instead stuck in a fucking office job. Remember kids; things can always get worse.
@@valkyrie-randgris speaking as someone whose also in an office Job, I'd say the Job is better,
option 1 - do something that makes u want to slam your head into a wall, and pay an arm and a leg
option 2 - do something that makes u want to slam your head into a wall, and GET PAID to do so
i'm gonna go with option 2, and I'm actually IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW (I decided to do a one year post grad when everything was online so I wouldn't have to leave my job, and could finally tick this box)..... aaaand I cant wait to be done
People who say high school and college are the best years of life are sad adults.
EclecticMillennial422 I called my grandparents from college at one point and my grandfather said, “These are the best years of your life” and I said, “Oh... so it’s all downhill from here?” Seriously I hope not.
No bills. No real responsibilities. Easily attainable goals. My college years were like a vacation compared to my current life.
+cleftintwain No bills? Sure you went to college?
May the Science be with You
No mortgage. No property tax. No home owners insurance. No car payments. No car insurance. No health insurance payments. No cable bill. The internet was barely a thing so no bill for that. I had rent and a phone bill but my parents payed those and gave me money for food(which I spent on beer and weed). If I needed anything else I called my grandparents. College was a cakewalk for me compared to real life.
-cleftintwain thats cause your family helped you. I had all of those bills in college, lol. and the food bill to.
"Dean Mitchell?" Inaccurate. Who even knows their Dean's name? 😅
Dean Pelton?
Such an eye-opener! Being a non American I've always thought that American college experience is so cool and we missed out on the "epic" college experience but this video makes me feel so much better now. Thanks CH.
Wait actual college humor on college humor? What is this? Am I seeing this right?
Yeah when I first clicked I really thought it was from 7 years ago
I think this is the first college video Collegehumor has made in years
When you scroll down and realize how unoriginal your comment is
Which is better, GTLive or Jacksfilms?
Pi Owl Jacksfilms has my exact sense of humor but gtlive I have a sentimental attachment to, so a tie
I look forward to the sequel, when Katie's coke habit gets her kicked out of IEEE.
No, her job gets outsourced to Mexico and she's working at Home Depot.
Goddamn... When they spent the entire weekend on the couch watching Chopped... That one really hit close to home for me...
for reals, make this a real movie
Isnt it bascailly an average college goers life in America...yea I'd pay to watch that!
Chariona Grace Oh, I didn’t know ’cause I live in Finland😂
That subtle crew 2 advertisement
This is the first time I ever saw Lou in an actual sketch. I thought Brennan had magically summoned him to D20 or something.
Finally somebody said it. And especially if you’re planning on professional school afterwards you really have to worry about grades, extracurriculars, etc. I let myself have more fun in professional school. But undergrad was all work and no play.
It really depends on the major tbh
@Zimmit's Fun House Adventure You sound salty
@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure shut up lol. Btw good luck getting a job if you don't network in college
What professional school are you planning on going to?
This has to be a real series
I genuinely want to watch a movie with this plot
The antagonist is the company taking 1/4 of your meals away and replacing them with 1/3 their value on a card that can only be used on junk and Starbuck's. Like 3 different schools use that system now and you get less money to spend on smaller quantities of not even real food
I joined a fraternity not too long ago, and this is exactly what it's like. It's super fun, don't let this discourage you from joining, but I'm not out with the frat getting hammered every night.
wait is this actually a collegehumor video about college?
btshook well there the girls you’ll date in college
yeah but they haven't make a college video in forever lol
@Max R like what? That vid from 10 years ago?? lmfao
No this is some other channel bud.
I've been waiting for this video my entire college career
One of the strongest videos you guys have put out, and that's saying a lot.
Finally a video recreating the student's life of me and my friends. It's funny, relatable and sad at the same time. Good job guys, you're awesome!
If everything was honest
Mr Miramar you should watch “The Invention if Lying”
Aww my experience wasn't this bad and I went to med school afterwards. Married my college sweetheart and partied and studied my heart out. I had the super exciting adventures and the late night mental breakdowns when I just wanted to give up and die. Balance
i start college this fall and i am TERRIFIED
Aisa and William That's why they said most as there are great colleges that make all this stuff easier and other colleges that make everything harder than it needs to be.
Unknown 1 College isn't as scary as most people think. It's way easier if you know what you want to do. A good piece of advice that I heard a lot but never saw anyone take is if you don't know what you want to do or aren't sure, spend a year in community college. This way you're not wasting money and then when you do know transfer to somewhere where you know they have a good program and can help you break into that field. Overall the people who have done this said it was a huge help in the long run
Don't be scared! It's not as bad as some people make it seem and you'll adapt faster than you think :)
Lol yes I knew they weren't talking about ALL colleges haha
I need this to be an actual movie. It will give me something to watch while I'm at college.
You forgot the person who spends all their time in their room and avoids talking to all their housemates 😁
Old CollegeHumor had so much more fun in college
Although it rarely actually took place in college.
Make this into a movie please I will pay to watch it.
So much more accurate! Love!
And thanks for getting back to your roots of being COLLEGE humor.
(I do love your sketches. But I liked having a college one again. I'm about to hit year 5 as well.)
I'm graduating this year, and honestly I've been feeling a bit in the dumps lately because I've been thinking I missed out on all the stuff you're "supposed" to do in College. This legitimately makes me feel a lot better, glad I found it!
This is surprisingly more entertaining than actual college movies
wow! this one actually passed the Bechdel test!
Which is realistic, because in real life women talk to each other about things other than men too!
To be fair, American Pie 2 passed the Bechdel test. It's really not that hard to do.
But honestly, I prefer the sexy lamp test anyways. Or the Mako Mori test. Which I mainly like because it subconsciously reminds me of the Kobayashi Maru test in Star Trek.
Wtf is a bechdel test
@@bucinator9879 the bechdel test tests a film's female representation. To pass the test there has to be at least two women, who have names, and talk to eachother about something other than a man.
So if you're watching a comedy, and the female characters spend their entire screentime talking about the male characters, it doesn't pass the bechdel test.
Films like The Lighthouse or The Shawshank Redemption obviously doesn't pass the bechdel test since there are no women featured at all.
The bechdel test isn't taken very seriously. A film isn't bad if it doesn't pass it, and it isn't good just because it does pass it. Its mostly used to track how much female representation there is in the film industry as a whole, like in statistics.
@@deg1studios Nice of you to respond, but after i left that comment i immediately googled it.
All we needed at the end was our favorite CEO walking to center stage and saying, "Oh, and I'm Roger"
It’s painfully hilarious (and sad) how honest this is.
I'm starting college next month. Thanks for crushing my dreams with reality.
As a current college student who gets trigger too easily by movies that make college look like four years of awesome fun booze and sex, this is spot on and I love it
first CH video i've actually laughed at in ages. great job
The 5 years part hit home especially when your shy of just a few credit hours.
Lol My friends who got jobs instead of going to college are literally taking me on a road trip to Mexico. Also I only know 4 ppl that came into college with a highschool boyfriend/girlfriend and they’re all still together
They absolutely nailed my experience in college so far
I really like the direction college humor is going. Getting out of that damn office and back out into the world doing real sketches. Much appreciated.
this hurts because of how real it is
this looked even more fun than my college experience
Dont trust comments if you know they didnt watch the video ye- OMG THE INTRO IS SO COOL
I like how this wasn't in the video schedule of the week. It's fun to have this unexpected uploads! :)
This is a step up from your other honest videos. Good on you guys.
You forgot the crippling anxiety, drugs and existential crisis
Was that morgan freeman?
LilBobber Yes. Uncanny.
Morgan freshman
The bit on electrical engineering hit me in the feels...the unitss!!
I actually was in a fraternity in college, but during every party me and the guys I pledged just went to the student center and played D&D