CollegeHumor for about 60 seconds I forgot I was watching youtube. This is so well written, acted and produced that my brain told me I was watching a movie or a TV show. When I did a double take I had to write that shit down. 3:38 video is so decently made I forget I'm watching youtube not TV. You talented fucks.
@@DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo they changed up their business model so its mostly if not only non-scripted stuff. I assume after the IAC stuff they dont have much full time staff and have people on as contractors. Still funny though.
For real thought that the Broscars were awards for scenes of bros (we had a similar thing in collegue like "Air of the Party" for the one that is always in every party, "Soul of the Party" for the one that is not in every party but makes it fun, "The Liver" for the one that drinks the most, the "Lovebirds" for the best couple and "The Avalanche" for the klutz)
It's not about them, but it had them. Fight Club isn't really about a bunch of ripped guys beating the shit out of each other either though, it just has that.
Most Fucked Up Shit 2015: When Jake Gyllenhaal left his business partner out to die at the end of Nightcrawler- Nightcrawler Everything Rosamund Pike and Batfleck do in Gone Girl- Gone Girl That asshole music teacher- Whiplash ALS- The Theory of Everything Racism- Selma
An academy award that actually loyal to the actual screen junkies (I mean that in a good way) instead of being a sellout fest?! This should be real, CollegeHumor. Make this every year.
***** Because a lot of the time, in the Oscars, decisions are made by really up tight judges, and if half the country doesn't agree with them on what the best movie of the year was, it's because their taste isn't "refined enough" and what the judges say, goes.
Phyankord 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
The internet tells me that the Fannies is an award given out to Fanfiction, time for your awesome award to change it's name so as to not be confused with that one, brah.
***** You know Fight Club is a movie about rebelling against the system and embracing the fact that life has no meaning, right? It's not just about shirtless dudes beating up each other.
GdoubleWB Yes, obviously. But it seemed like you wrote your comment to try and prove your "highly superior" knowledge, because no one else that's ever seen the movie understands its underlying themes.
In case anyone couldn't hear it, he said, "BULLSHIT, THE DUDE FROM LONE SURVIVOR LEGIT DIED FOR REAL!"
You sir....are the reason why most of us read youtube comments.
I just now saw this but I thought it was ironic because Luttrell (Wahlberg) was the only one who really survived.
I could be wrong, but that's the best I could make it out to be.
+Mark Smith he says "dudes"
Mark Smith thank you. You seem to be fluent in bro speak
"Slavery" - 12 Years a Slave
That’s some fucked up shit
@@peeelan slavery was pretty fucked up ngl
I can't believe they snubbed Leonardo Dicapribro again. So not frat.
Leonabro Dicaprio*
r/woooosh
B M you did not see what he did there?
Sillius Soddus no u
@@silliussoddus1449 r/whoosh you
"Best tough guy actor I could probably take in real life" "the kick ass girl" LMAO
They gotta update this
yeah
Why? It's still Fight Club all the way.
Marcus Garvey fuck yea it is
exactly
every year fight club will win
The Rock with that tribal tattoo? I'm totally gonna get one of those.
elvis316 😂
elvis316 😂
Lost my shit at "I'm not fuckin fat anymore" xD
+cat intensifies I think that the "fuck that, it's Fight Club!" moment was the best
same
Desolation of smaowug
+Kati e That is how you legitemately pronounce it
Yes but he over pronounced the ow part.
No.
One of Those Human Beings yes
Thas my precious!
"When she's about to kiss him but he fucking negs her"
*megs
+Pearl S whoopsie doodles
+Philip mcgrath OH SHIT WADDUP
brozen
Can't stop laughing at your shit man.
Desolation of Smauwg.
if you actually saw the movie, you would know it was pronounced correctly
GengarWarrior I've always said Smog. I can't help it.
Smawuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
This video made me feel bad that Fight Club is my all time favourite movie.
it damn well should be. BEST.MOVIE.EVER. period
Philip Zamfirov It was great, but no movie is the best movie.
Lmao!!!!!
SoulerVids
Go watch it again bro! We aint about that shit.
dude that means you are a bro
Why this doesn't really happen I would watch it every fricking year.
💯
Not gonna lie, this should acctually be a real thing bro!
I just now saw this and I can't agree more
it should be
Like kid's award
this totally needs to be a thing
Still better than the actual Oscars.
Allright allright I´ll fucking change it!.. haha lost my shit there
Came in with low expectations, came out pleasantly surprised. Good job College Humor... good job.
Buzzfeed*
🤣👍
You guys should do this every year.
Thanks.
Good idea brotha
I'm honestly surprised, in recent movies for the past 5 years have been able to be in these types of skits lmao
HEY they are talking about fight club.
EVERY 'BRO' Knows that is against the only rule.
There is only one rule:
"Do not talk about fight club"
And they broke it
No the second rule is "Don't TALK about Fight Club".
Vector Didact No hes right, there are 8 rules: www.diggingforfire.net/FightClub/ That was just the first one
You all are breaking the first and second rule, quit it
Daniel N Yea ... the rules of what? What the heck are you talking about? Would you please tell us?
CollegeHumor for about 60 seconds I forgot I was watching youtube. This is so well written, acted and produced that my brain told me I was watching a movie or a TV show. When I did a double take I had to write that shit down. 3:38 video is so decently made I forget I'm watching youtube not TV. You talented fucks.
Thank you bro. Your speech was mad rad. Up high!
They talked about fight club
rule number 1: you don't talk about fight club
StrifeRaider you failed to say the first rule
They did and made a good point.
no top gun, no shawshank redemption, no almost famous. do you guys even bro out?
+Curtis006 Why Shawshank Redemption?
cherry pAWPper it's a bro movie about bros.
Curtis006
xD
cherry pAWPper get busy livin' or get busy dyin', brah
Curtis006
lmao
"slavery" got me hard
It got you hard? ಠ_ಠ
Thisis Myname I think he meant "got me, hard"
SoulerVids
but i don't.
SoulerVids Clearly he was aroused by slavery.
That is the only sensible explanation.
SoulerVids a bit of both really. slavery generally gets me hard
one of the best sketches from college humor XD
A piece of my soul dies every time he says smaug
Regina Huttunen Because he overdoes it
well yes but he puts too much emphasis on the ow part. sm-AU-g
I come back to this video at least once a year. God I miss the old CH.
Old? , do the new skits suck?
we havent gotten any skits recently
@@DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo they changed up their business model so its mostly if not only non-scripted stuff. I assume after the IAC stuff they dont have much full time staff and have people on as contractors. Still funny though.
N
yessss
yessss
Yeah
+alZiiHardstylez funnily enough, that's the way it's actually meant to pronounced
+alZiiHardstylez That's how they pronounce it in the movie
Oh man. CollegeHumor. PLEASE make this a real award show. I beg of you.
Please do this every year and I will love you forever.
"I'm not fucking fat anymore"
1:22
I'm guessing they watched "12 years a slave" because it was an assigned viewing for a class. Though at least they agree it's "fucked up".
For real thought that the Broscars were awards for scenes of bros (we had a similar thing in collegue like "Air of the Party" for the one that is always in every party, "Soul of the Party" for the one that is not in every party but makes it fun, "The Liver" for the one that drinks the most, the "Lovebirds" for the best couple and "The Avalanche" for the klutz)
Never seen fight club, do I need to get my bro card revoked?
Yes
Somebody watches Michael Santoro.
Yes you should but you can keep it if you go watch it. NOW.
Robert Hall go watch it now
Robert Hall blasphemy!
Fight Club!
You know it had to be fight club dude!!!
Totally, man!!! I've watched that movie 4 times and would watch it again!
Aw bro, only 4 times? That makes me so mad sad, Imma go do some bench press.
You're not how much you can bench press.
the movie is actually really good, it not about the fighting. but ik ur prob kidding
IT HAD TO BE FUCKING FIGHT CLUB DUDE!
I'm so pleased the Lifetime achievement award is going to Trevor's Rocky IV DVD this year.
This should be an annual thing.
I would watch the fuck out of this. Not even being ironic.
I know that feel
Can you please be ironic tho :P
@@JaimeEskobar Yes siiiiiiir
"ALRIGHT I'LL FUCKIN CHANGE IT'
I thought it would be that Wolf of Wall Street would just win everything.
Bros are too dumb to understand that movie.
sisbrawny lol
sisbrawny Yeah but they're too dumb to understand Fight Club too. WOWS still has loads of tits and partying though.
Cian WOWS is not about tits and partying. That's more like American Pie, which is a bro movie.
It's not about them, but it had them. Fight Club isn't really about a bunch of ripped guys beating the shit out of each other either though, it just has that.
Probably one of the funniest CollegeHumor videos ever!
I lol'd when I thought the title said fat guys.
LMAO!! I'm fat
***** me too. fat guys are funnier than bros.
Neceros
bro + fat = brat!
I knew it; Fight Club is the most important thing that ever existed!
Desolation of *Smowg*
SHMAOUGH
*****
Augment?
I'd think it'd be weird if its pronounced owgment.
Ben Joseph It's spelled argument, which is not the same as augment.
They should've invited Jimmy Tatro.
Fight Club is the greatest movie ever
Yeah man, what the hell?
his name was robert paulson
His name was Robert Paulson.
his name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
"I'll fucking change it" lost it
Most Fucked Up Shit 2015:
When Jake Gyllenhaal left his business partner out to die at the end of Nightcrawler- Nightcrawler
Everything Rosamund Pike and Batfleck do in Gone Girl- Gone Girl
That asshole music teacher- Whiplash
ALS- The Theory of Everything
Racism- Selma
Only took me five listens and googling "lone survivor" to get hear "the joes from loan survivor legit died for real". 2:50
+Adam Roussac Thank you for this.
Funny.
I will sooner watch this clip than I would the actual Oscars.
Yeah who watches that anyway? I mean besides news people.
SoulerVids True but this year I'm gonna watch it just to see frozen win and to see the performance of let it go by idina
roddur1000 right on bro
If Rick hosted every year I'd watch it just to hear his British accent insult Hollywood
"He's fuckin sick with that tribal tat, Im gonna get one of those"
"Best Picture" really should have been "Best Fuckin' Movie Ever"
Aren't you glad that this is our college-educated future?
No worries. This was our college-educated future thirty years ago.
Murph saying "SmAUgh" takes me out everytime.
One of the best CH videos of all time. Honestly too funny. FUCK THAT IT'S FIGHT CLUB!
WHY ISN'T MCCOY THE HOST BRO?!?!?
One of the best skits you guys have done in a while. Please keep on doing these like a emo one and a gangster one haha
That was hilarious! Although, I'm surprised "Bro, do you even lift?" was never spoken.
Help, I can't stop watching this. It's so good.
Is it sad I was genuinely rooting for some of the nominees to win?
that last line killed it man
This is probably the funniest skit I've seen from you guys
This is seriously the funniest College Humor vid in quite a while.
I HOPE THIS IS A YEARLY THING BROS. SO PUMPED.
LOLOL the Boondock Saints shout in the beginning
Do a sequel! So funny!
The production value of all your videos blows my mind
Woah, I laughed a LOT during this one, damn, this was good!
The fight club joke is the best thing in this video. It's a metaphor for bros.
This was dope!
An academy award that actually loyal to the actual screen junkies (I mean that in a good way) instead of being a sellout fest?! This should be real, CollegeHumor. Make this every year.
Isnt this just the man awards on spike?
Isnt this just the man awards on spike?
Not since they started hosting lip synch battles instead
Is it me or is this what would be the equivalent of the Oscars in the movie "Idiocracy"?
SMMMAAWWWGGG
The way he says SMAUG . Hahahahahahahahahahha
That's how you say it, i was actually surprised he pronounced it correctly.
sander loogman Yeah, it suprised me too. I was expecting something like smug.
sander loogman
I was impressed with the pronunciation, though it didn't really fit with the character!
^do you even Tolkien Braaah?
***** no, it's pronounced "smhu-guh"
Can we have another Badman video?
Getting recommended this again now is a nice surprise
They need to get rid of the Oscars, now.
Why? It reward great actors and great films.
***** Dude im with you!!! to hell with them
***** Because a lot of the time, in the Oscars, decisions are made by really up tight judges, and if half the country doesn't agree with them on what the best movie of the year was, it's because their taste isn't "refined enough" and what the judges say, goes.
***** Oh, yay....
***** You're probably one of those guys who thinks that Bad Neigbours was a hilarious movie.
Is it bad that I want this to be a real thing?
This has redeemed your channel. Fuckin brilliant.
They broke the first and second rule.
what are the rules anyways?
First rule, don't talk about fight club. Second rule, don't talk about fight club!
NoobyRussian
those are the only rules?
Phyankord 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Sasha Baker
bout time, thanks!
Love the nod at Frozen.
It's good to see actual college humour on Collegehumour.
DESOLATION OF SMWAUG loool
that's actually how it's pronounced though...guess people don't know :S
Aamir Raza It's pronounced S-mah-ugh. Murph was saying S-mow-ugg.
Mr. Panda Aamir Raza what Mr. Panda said is correct lol
hmm I see
I love how before TH-cam let me watch a video making fun of the oscars it made me watch a ad for the real oscars
I need to see these once a year.
I’ve watched this video so many times, and it’s so good
You know this actually exists in Canada. It's called the Fannies, and it's held at a bar in Toronto.
Fannies is probably the most emasculating word ever. Of course it's in Canada, HUH! Maybach music.
I see it now, and I'm laughing. Anyways, it "hands out awards for what really matters; robots, cleavage, man bums, hair and swords."
The internet tells me that the Fannies is an award given out to Fanfiction, time for your awesome award to change it's name so as to not be confused with that one, brah.
How’d it take me so long to see this video
This is now my favourite video
this is 100% accurate
did not expect to see this much middle earth representation at the broscars
If this isn't a thing... somebody make this a thing.
nostalgia citic reference?
Arnar Er Besturson Yeah, kinda.
Arnar Er Besturson why is he so angry all the time
Nico he had to watch batman and robin.
"Desolation of shsmaug"
shmaouug
Fight Club - the movie that's on every frat boy & newbie film enthusiasts list.
How is Donnie Darko for bros? Also I don't think the guys in the crowd really appreciated the nihilistic themes of Fight Club.
+GdoubleWB ......that's the point. They like fight Club because they beat the shit out of each other. And Brad Pitt.
+GdoubleWB They were high when they watched it...so they definitely DID appreciate the nihilistic themes of it.
+GdoubleWB Wow that's not pretentious or condescending.
***** You know Fight Club is a movie about rebelling against the system and embracing the fact that life has no meaning, right? It's not just about shirtless dudes beating up each other.
GdoubleWB Yes, obviously. But it seemed like you wrote your comment to try and prove your "highly superior" knowledge, because no one else that's ever seen the movie understands its underlying themes.
I was expecting best picture to be Big Lebowski.
Alright I'll fucking change it lol
I feel like fight club has a much deeper meaning than what these frat bros can understand
Hobbit was much more badass than the first one. That dragon was awesome!
But the dragon wasn't fucking enough bitches. I love me some dragons fucking bitches, brah!
For those who haven't noticed, take a second look at the microphone stand lmao.