Except that the Frat Party at the Whitehouse always pays thousands of dollars for the women they have sex with. The Colleges get free pussy. Trump has to pay every time, as Stormy Daniels who calls him 'Tiny'. LOL!
@reshi p Reshi go back to your fuck-hole Country, and I don't know what a 'thot' is, what the fuck are you trying to say? Ever though of learning English before you try to use it? LOL!
@@evanreyes_ Idk man, he doesn't look all that bright and has been then a while. I'd say a 7th year (had to drop 1-2 classes every year because he showed up to classes drunk) Classic Van Wilder move.
I dont usually defend frats or any greek life, but i will say, in defense of the ratio, one frat guy explained to me that if they let in a bunch of guys they dont know, then they have a bigger chance of those people they dont know sexually assalting someone. And if someone gets sexually assalted at their party, that frat will get a rap for being creepy. I do think they partly just want a lot of girls there, but i think this is also part of the reason they dont just let any guys in
Awe so sweet about the big girl scenario “ if they don’t oppose a problem at the door I’ll let them in and hope they have a great rest of their day” what a cutie 💕
My friend is in a frat at IU and they told the door man girls only or something along that line and Romeo Langford , and damezi Anderson both IU basketball players showed up and told them no. Then they laughed in his face and walked in
Duke is he prime example of Iowa academics. “Guy to girl ratio is the ratio of girls to guys” “Gotta keep the ratio positive” ratios of people can’t be negative
The easiest way to get your ass kicked in America is pissing off a bunch of drunk frat brothers in their own house. Walk past the doorman without him letting you in, you’re not walking out.
In college, I always got in frat parties. My roommate knew the brothers, I couldn't tell you where they were from. Back then, you had to have your name on a list under the brother that invited you or you weren't getting in. Parties were never a sausage fest.
"Conjoined twins, one's hot one's ugly?"
"Yes"
"Ok now same scenario but this time they're girls" lmao
Ken Hoffman he was pissed. He knew he got got.
Ken Hoffman i died when he said that lmao
It wasn’t just him. Don’t act like we ALL didn’t fall for that one 😂
*HILARIOUS.06-10-20wed/sat🐰🎸🇺🇸🎤🐰*
Ahahhahaha
“1:8 or I’m irate” I love this kid 😭
Sparryax that shit had me dead 🤣
Strange, when i read that, they said it on the video at the same time.
the one line I remembered from the vid lmfao
Seems impossible. how can you get that ratio at any party? why would girls even still come in if there are already 8 girls for each guy?
Anyone know what percent of rushees at a frat get a bid?
That doorman kid is going places, a lot of good quotes from him.
bseblpitch28 he’s 13
Kinda want to get the boys together and fight a frat
Spencer Robison Why don’t you get your boys together and fight us pussy you wouldn’t last a minute
Wade Kyle everyone knows frat dudes are soft af lmao FOH
1 to 8 or im irate
The answer to the big girls question was legendary. "I think there's a lot of open minded dudes in here, that just wanna have a good time."
Fur real. I felt like that went unnoticed.
3:00 🤣
Right
He not trying to get canceled
@@jacobh674 He was not trying to be PC he was actually speaking the truth anything with a vagina is good lmao
The doorman’s dad
“American Hero”
“The guy to girl ratio is the ratio of guys to girls”
- Duke
Duke an underrated legend
"Gotta keep it positive"
As if the ratio could be negative
Duke has definitely spent 6 years on that campus
So ? It means both ratios are 0.5. Ideal scenario.
no, he actually fucked it up :D
hes like "the guy to girl ratio is the overall ratio of girls to guys" guy just frickin nailed it
The outfits make this series 100 times funnier
I feel like this kid tried to match Calebs energy, so he had to step up the game a bit lol
dylan Kleinschmidt lmao
that jacket is ridiculous
I thought Jesus came back
They both look like they snuck into their fathers closet
“Who dat brother... You don’t know that brother”
This man is beyond his years
That doorman is about to get recruited to the white house
Not letting high ranking generals and politicians in because the ratio is off. Sounds like a segment on the onion.
Except that the Frat Party at the Whitehouse always pays thousands of dollars for the women they have sex with. The Colleges get free pussy. Trump has to pay every time, as Stormy Daniels who calls him 'Tiny'. LOL!
He's boutta get his ass dropped and his frat kicked off campus at Iowa, that's for sure...
@@ColonPal tried too hard
@reshi p Reshi go back to your fuck-hole Country, and I don't know what a 'thot' is, what the fuck are you trying to say? Ever though of learning English before you try to use it? LOL!
I love how the doorman’s dad is still a 100% frat boy at heart.
duke seems like he will never leave college, hes just the wise frat guy
Quinn Edwards hes a 5th year
Van Wilder type beat
I agree with almost all of this.. except the wise part.
@@evanreyes_ Idk man, he doesn't look all that bright and has been then a while. I'd say a 7th year (had to drop 1-2 classes every year because he showed up to classes drunk) Classic Van Wilder move.
Failing frat guy*
I love how Barstool sarcastically makes fun of how absurdly hilarious a lot of people in Greek life can unintentionally be.
I think you were a nerd in school
@@Biid21someone’s upset
@@minivan5908 👨🏻💻
Nerd
@@Biid21fraternities are objectively weird
Caleb does such a great job with these college documentaries. He’s too damn funny
It’s still early - I feel like he’s finding his voice for these - but, it’s early, a lot of game to go.
Brandon LMAOO honestly
Thats why he was Supervisor for Morale for UNC.
The sausage fest part made me lol
Wait this is not satire?
The guy to girl ratio is the overall ratio of girls to guys”
I see Frat brother Duke is retaking college algebra for the 5th time
4:50
“Although blind allegiance is always a good strategy”
*shows North Korean soldiers marching*
So good!
hahaha i was dying
Cuz they have the same blind allegiance as frat kids 🤷♂️
I really hope you realize those were Nazis and hitler is in the center of the frame.
Lawson Durbin shut up nerd
"It's 1:8 or I'm irate ... and that's my line at the door." God this has so many good one-liners
“The ratios like Michael Strahan’s teeth, one on one side and the rest on the other” 😂😂😂
David Groth he got that from mean tweets lmao
Thaths very inthenthetive
This made me cry. The doorman is not a simple pledge. The doorman is a hero.
Let's have the skinniest kid in the frat be the door man
Rick Nash that’s some Midwest rookie frat shit. Down south we had actual bouncers watching the door, not little twig pledges.
addison debter lol shut up
@@addisondebter9468 hell yea feller
@@addisondebter9468 damn bruv, you must have been the koolest frat in town!
addison debter The fact people have “doorman” for parties in America is fucking hilarious.
They really just compared a frat house to Hitlers regime😂😂
Inside every man’s heart, there’s a brother Duke, sitting there, Xbox controller in hand, sending positive vibes.
This video had me in tears. I needed this. Thank you
The whole set up is great. Absolutely perfect
The walking through the park is absolutely hilarious. The pace of the walk man lmao the ear muffs!
I lived by this park. Go Hawks.
@@FantasyTeamAdvisors ha same! Right next to L&M!
Facts
dude im laughin my ass off over here, love it
“It’s makes you laugh doesn’t it”. Caleb has me crying
that doorman was hilarious
jeff pogman he’s 13
@@rachelhall124 Not sure what you are trying to get at here.
Rachel Hall even if that was true who cares, he was quick on his feet and had some great one liners
@@CammyD415 thanks for the inside info "viking fury"
@@highbutton3 you're welcome, I always try to let people know
I dont usually defend frats or any greek life, but i will say, in defense of the ratio, one frat guy explained to me that if they let in a bunch of guys they dont know, then they have a bigger chance of those people they dont know sexually assalting someone. And if someone gets sexually assalted at their party, that frat will get a rap for being creepy. I do think they partly just want a lot of girls there, but i think this is also part of the reason they dont just let any guys in
Libby V Absolutely. Also, fights, drugs and higher risk of them becoming too wasted and ending up in the emergency room.
Valid
SA are more rare in general, higher chances of drugs and fights w dudes u dont know
Yes if the frat gets a rep for being full of pervs, girls will no longer go there, looping back to “they want lots of girls there” 😂
“If it’s a sausage fest, then the doorman has failed.”😂😂
Kid: We just do what we’re told to do
Barstool: cuts to Hitler propaganda video
Y’all really snapped. Well done.
doorman is such a natural, so many good quotes from him 😂
I'll comment. 69 likes cant be fucked with.
“Alot of open minded guys who just want to have a good time” had me dead
The opposite of a sausage fest is obviously a clam bake.
A taco party
Clam Jam
I approve of all of these. But it is officially now a Clam Jam. Spread the word
clamfest is the proper term, but at least you know more than this frat.
Chris Chambers the goal is for all the boys to slam clam at the clam jam
this is the most american thing I have ever seen
No.
@@Obisiks500x k
@@Obisiks500x yes
Why?
@@KanyeTheGayFish69 if u dont see it I cant explain it lol
Bruh he’s like 14 years old wtf is he doing as a doorman? He has potential tho
Well they dont make the older kids watch the door..
its vibbs before he came to barstool
“He has potential though”
You said that. Jesus Christ
@@uncleiroh4650 hahaha i know what does that even mean
While there are some kid geniuses in colleges, 99.99% of students are way older than that, including him.
“Although blind loyalty is always a good decision.” Cue footage of North Korea and Nazi Germany LOL.
I love how the doormans dads is called an american hero 😂😂😂
“What’s the opposite of a sausage fest?”
A fish market.
Clam jam???
I always called it a Clam Bake, but Clam Jam is good, too
Doorman at the Frat Nuremberg Trials: I was just following orders
Guy: “controlling the guy to girl ratio is very important at times”
Caleb: *intrigued methodical finger shake
“Tell me more about that”
That part was great 😂
3:01 he knows there’s some chubby chasers in the frat house
Bruh these dudes will stick it in anything
nah he had to say that so they don’t get suspended, youre more likely to fuck a fat bitch than they are probably
Mr. CU NT future said no fat bitches in the club
me
Caleb desu shit I’ll fuck a fat chick aslong as she can get herself outta bed without my help 🤷♂️
Awe so sweet about the big girl scenario “ if they don’t oppose a problem at the door I’ll let them in and hope they have a great rest of their day” what a cutie 💕
“How do you feel about the 1:1 ratio?”
“I feel that’s like Micheal Stranahan’s teeth there on one side and we’re on the other”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
Supaflyy Owen gold
I was waiting to see this comment.
This kid’s gold.
"The Doorman" has a bright bright future ahead of him.
elaborate please for this newbie. I want to be a "doorman" in the future too
"Although blind allegiance is always a great strategy" 😂😂😂
@@troygrabowski9026 Bro get a life
Seriously
Caleb’s dressed like he’s about to fly down on an umbrella
THESE ARE GOLD WE NEED MORE GET THIS MAN A RAISE
“Naperville Illinois”- everyone at Iowa
portnoy needs to give caleb a raise
w/r/t the ratio, "it's one to eight, or i'm irate" lmfao
I can’t get over how large the doorman’s dad’s nostrils are.
Ain’t even his real dad
He is Penguin from batman!
Incredible beak 😮
gtispaz03 he has that montgomery burns’s son nose
@@ianj9637 The blow that went through his nose sure was real though.
“The Math checks out on paper, but in real life it never works out like that” this kid is goated
Everything y’all do with Caleb is gold!!
Yeah him and wonton Don make their best content
Honestly that doorman you interviewed is the exact doorman I want. Seems like he's got a level head and understands the business
You need to focus on this content, no exceptions
The slow walk and the outfit... 🤣🤣 I’m freaking dying. This is all amazing.
Door man was electric. Need more from him
It’s been a while since my fraternity days but man did this make me nostalgic
For the love of god, never stop making these
My friend is in a frat at IU and they told the door man girls only or something along that line and Romeo Langford , and damezi Anderson both IU basketball players showed up and told them no. Then they laughed in his face and walked in
I just realized he's walking down the street in a red trench coat, earmuffs and mittens
The doorman seems like such a stand up guy that I'm literally in the mood to make him sandwiches without asking.
What if I’m the drug dealer (hypothetical)
Usually depends on the frat and if the frat is cool with that dealer. Any unknown dealers are instantly rejected without question.
You gotta have a good reputation and good references. You just can't let some random dealer with unknown product into the party, that's a liability.
Duke is he prime example of Iowa academics.
“Guy to girl ratio is the ratio of girls to guys”
“Gotta keep the ratio positive” ratios of people can’t be negative
You've clearly never been part of a sausage fest. THAT is what a negative ratio looks like.
Caleb is the funniest guy on barstool
The only one
Why does this doorman seem like he just got out of junior high?
Scratchy voice. Prolly his first time on camera so he nervous.
He's a pledge.
Caleb is hilarious with these documentaries lol
"What does the term sausage fest mean"
"Bunch of dudes"
"Bunch of dudes??"
"Bunch of dudes"
Well put....
These videos have been one of the best parts of Barstool lately.
I was the doorman at my frat. Best 12 years of my life!
This is amazing "Who Do You Know Here" the documentary lol
“Although blind allegiance is always a great strategy”😂😂
This is hard-hitting journalism right here!
Love the slow, baby step, walking interview with Brother Duke 🤣
4:50 Literally just redefines it 😂
BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAOOOO the music, the b roll, great doorman documentary 😂😂😂
“Although blind allegiance is always a great strategy...” lmao fuckin gold
Caleb really was in listening n learning mode through n through… probably that is what made him successful in coming years. Caleb is the man
This was incredibly wholesome
“If it’s guys first and girls second, it better be 1:8 or I’m irate” LMAOOO
Loved how when the dad was talking, there was an american flag and fireworks in the background. It's the little details. X'D
I was dying
Caleb cranks out some seriously solid content
“We got a lot of open minded guys here” LMAOOO
The fireworks going off in the background of the dad killed me.
The brother duke quote at the end gets me everytime 😂
Did anyone else think Elder brother “Duke” was wearing a “duke” shirt
Dukes not his real name
Looks like the key to entry here is “out of the way string bean”
Lmao so true
then you get the pack behind him which is never really a good thing
The easiest way to get your ass kicked in America is pissing off a bunch of drunk frat brothers in their own house. Walk past the doorman without him letting you in, you’re not walking out.
“Alright let’s interview this high school kid who’s been to his mothers second wedding.”
Caleb's Jacket!!!🤣🤣🤣
Rich Guevara it’s Caleb but go off
Why did TH-cam wait nearly 2 years to recommend this inspiring and raw mini-documentary!??!!?
Loved this piece.
That music when they're talking about sausage parties lol. You'd think it was a world hunger commercial.
Caleb is the best thing at barstool
In college, I always got in frat parties. My roommate knew the brothers, I couldn't tell you where they were from. Back then, you had to have your name on a list under the brother that invited you or you weren't getting in. Parties were never a sausage fest.
Sick
These are golden.. 😂😂😂 more please!!
Nobody:
My brain: “The science behind a fart party”
Caleb is sensational.
Wow, I didn't know it would be hard to get into a party in Iowa.
showing north korea at about 1:45 was hilarious
6:14 I always love the dramatic music that plays 😂
This door man is going places.
This was phenomenally put together