PokeYankeefan Yeah, Joey is the real one people should be worried about. A friend of Danny's who also doesn't pay rent and bounces around jobs and women (none of which that pay that well) and spends any money he has on children's memorabilia.
Let's copy the format of this video: Why Uncle Jesse was Actually Awesome He moved in after Danny asked him to help him out for a few weeks after Danny's wife died. He only thought he'd be there for a few weeks but the girls begged him to stay. He wanted to leave multiple times before that but STILL stayed because both Danny and the girls needed him. He not only had a job when he moved in (exterminator) but he later changed to a radio host, a successful rock band, an assistant to Joey's show, owning the nightclub and completely turning it around into a successful business after it foreclosed, and advertising. When he first moved in, he DID have his own room. He later gave up that room so Joey could move out of the basement. He then completely renovated the attic into a completely functional apartment that he and his pregnant wife could live in and later their twins and still stay to help Danny. Not only that but when the girls needed a dad when Danny was busy or had to work Jesse was there. He also helped the girls and his own kids by volunteering at their schools (not really by choice) and helping the girls what ever chance he got. And let's not forget how Stephanie cut off his hair and Dj almost crashed his prize car but he still stayed and forgave them immediately. Yeah, he sounds like a real freeloading douche.
Where are they getting all of this shit from? Jesse was anything but a leach. His sister had met with a tragic ending, leaving his young nieces without a mother. So, he moves in, to help Danny, his brother-in-law, who suddenly finds himself single and really does NEED the help. Throughout the entire series, Jesse is employed. So, I really don't know where the good folks at college humor are getting that he was a bum and a huge burden on Danny. As for him "never paying rent", well that is an outright lie. The audience never sees him write out a check or hand Danny cash, but that certainly does not mean he never paid anything.
Later in the Fuller House Danny says "Do you know how much rent i saved you from " and Jesse and Joey says "Do you know how much money we saved you from baby sitting?" So this pretty much sums it.
Sorry guys, but this is too inaccurate to be funny, Jesse was... 1.almost always employed, 2.his band had a song charted at #1 in Japan 3.He only moved in because Danny asked him
@@vyrh5gg329 woah 5 years ago, but yes. I was saying it was too much of a stretch to be funny. Like there was no grounding in reality for the joke to land.
I lived in the bay area during the 80s and 90s and the beach Boys were still cool. There was a beach Boys tribute band that would play in Santa Cruz on the beach and there would be 100s of thousands of people there just to watch.
His band became extremely popular in Japan and he toured the world. Sure it almost tore his family apart but he left the limelight with probably millions of dollars and lived with his awesome kids and incredibly gorgeous wife. Dude was killing it.
Yeah and he was actually extremely cool. He somehow got his idiot brother to let him stay rent free in a big ass basement and gave him a recording studio. And he married a really pretty girl and influences the little kids big time. He was a free rover.
Jesse has had multiple jobs over the series, from exterminating to advertising but was almost never unemployed. He renovated by himself to allow he and his family to live with Danny and the children because when he did move out, everyone was miserable. Jesse moved in to help Danny care for three young children since Danny still had a full time job as a sports reporter and later host of a morning talk show.
Uncle Jesse is the most fleshed out character in the whole show. Which isn't saying much, but he was the personification of everything we wanted to be when we grow up. Happy and full of life.
@@Drogon7102 no the joke is that their fresh enlightened millenial eyes see everything more accurately. But they actually (rather poetically) miss the point because they don't actually know what they're talking about.
Bruh Uncle Jesse helped raised the kids, plus the attic he lived in wasn't that fucking bad. Like you have characters that supposedly didn't watch the show, but did the creators of this skit ever watch it? C'mon.
Hoopsicle Mcgee He lived there, because his sister (Danny's wife) died and Danny needed help to take care of the 3 daughters, one of which was a baby when the show started. He had a music career that he abandoned because his family needed him. He got a job writing jingles for commercials when the girls grew up a bit. Eventually became a musician again, and toured the world with his band. He was basically a stay at home parent that was raising Danny's daughters, because Danny had to work all the time to support the family. Jesse was pretty much the backbone of the show.
Swimmyb12 feel like the idea was that as if this were explaining to someone who never watched the show, and the one explaining is leaving out some key details lol
just because it's not as expensive as a car doesn't mean it's not expensive. that's like saying cars aren't expensive because they're 1/4 the cost of a house
Well he was employed, he was helping his dead sister’s husband raise their three daughters, stayed because Danny needed him, not to mention he regularly cared for the girls and mentored them. He was successful through following his passions and mixing that with practicality. I get this video is a joke, but Uncle Jesse was the real MVP y’all!
1) It wasn't that Jesse couldn't afford rent, it's that the rest of the family missed having him in the house 2) He wasn't unemployed. He had a rock band that reached the Top 100's, he had a professional music video on MTV, he would often be commissioned to write jingles for local tv shows and advertisements, and he owned restaurant. 3) He was married to a newscaster and had healthy twin boys as his children. Conclusion: You people have obviously never actually watched the show.
These sketches where one character gets constantly contradicted, then gets emotional at the end, and then snaps out of it with one last joke... getting very formulaic.
Stephen Anderson Just because they did two in a row doesn't mean they are reverting to a 'formula', before yesterday's the last time they used that 'formula' was a month ago...stop complaining just to complain.
Stephen Anderson You do realize this was a joke and reference to the show right? Full House always had a cheesy moral to learn and an character narrating his own shortcoming. They even used the sad music from the show. It was a formula from Full House..
Actually Danny asked Jesse to live there after the death of his wife to help raise his children. Then the whole living in the attic thing. Jesse totally renovated the attic so it was safe to live in. He only lived in the attic because Danny's kids didn't want Jesse to leave. So there Jesse is NOT pathetic!
They weren't mooching .. they were asked to stay there to help take care of the kids. Plus Jesse did move out with his wife and kids but everyone missed him and they came back
Pats says that Jesse was Danny's brother, then they find out that Danny's wife dies, then murph says that Jesse mooches off his widower brother in law. How did murph know he was his brother in law, maybe he was a big fan of the show..
Andrian Sarnavsky motorcycle insurance is sooooooooooo expensive.... and if u ever get into an accident with one don't count on having insurance since it will likely go up 4-8 times the amount it was
His rent is helping Danny raise his kids. If Danny charged him real rent it would ruin the atmosphere of love in the show. Jesse is seen by Danny as a family so he doesn't charge him: and when he originally moved in it was after his sister ( Danny's wife) had died and he was supposed to only stay for a little while to help Danny raise his kids. He leaves early on in the show and later when he gets a family but is called back. In short, he never leaves because they love him and so does the audience.
Ugg the feels. I rewatched this last year and had made it up to a couple episodes before the finale when Bob Saget passed. Took months for me to finish it, and still not readdy to start Fuller House. Uncle Jesse is the kind of uncle we should all aspire to be, he gave up a lot to support his brother in law and the kids right after their mothers death. And he was present and a big part of their lives, not a jobless mooch.
Jessie was Danny's brother-in-law, not brother. Jessie, and Joey, moved in with Danny to help him raise his three daughters and, in the end, they just became a close group of people who wanted to live together. Jessie also did have other occupations other than his band while living there including running an advertising business with Joey and a recording studio/record producing label at one point. Jessie also did do gigs with his cover band so it had some use as an occupation. They attic space he had for an apartment for his wife and kids was also pretty spacious and cozy. Granted, their own home would have been larger, but I think there were plot reasons they didn't get their own house, partly Jessie's attachment to his nieces. We don't strictly know they didn't pay rent, but given Danny's occupation, host of a local morning television show, it's possible he made enough money he didn't need rent and Joey and Jessie's help around the house was enough payment for any drain on the utilities they caused. Afterall, it was Danny's house it's likely he already could afford it. Joey wasn't even much different than Jessie in the realm of loser-dom considering he also had a career, he was a stand-up comedian, and he did do those businesses with Jessie. He was just sort of an idiot man-child. So, yeah, not sure what the point is here other than if you're going to critique a show and its characters maybe you should know what you're talking about? I dunno.
Not really. He had a lot of jobs over the course of the series, but ultimately gave up his dream so that he could be a good husband and father to his family, which is pretty selfless. He moved in to help his brother-in-law raise his children, that is his sisters' kids, which weren't his own. He asked to work from home so that he could raise the girls better. He had to give up a life of freedom and women to take care of his family. Furthermore, he renovated that attic by himself, for his wife and kids. He put other people ahead of himself time after time. Was he a bit irresponsible at times? Yes, but this is only because he is a human being. As for paying rent, he essentially did the work of a dad. Do you expect your spouse to pay rent when they've done chores and helped with the kids? No. He went far beyond what would be expected of a family member. Just because he didn't have a life long career doesn't make him pathetic-because of all the reasons listed, he is a very honorable and wonderful person.
She's already wealthy thanks to her DJ career. Just like Jesse had a decent sum of money thanks to his multiple careers, which he used to help Danny out with the girls.
Michelle Woods there's no difference whether she can have her own children she can adopt.. it's the same thing the only difference is that you don't have blood you share.
This highlights the difference between College Humor and Cracked. The latter would have researched much more thoroughly and had some jokes fans of the show would have died laughing at. Plus they would have gotten less wrong, like other commenters have mentioned.
Seriously I was not a fan of Full House and I noticed a ton of errors in this. He did actually have a few jobs including owning his own club. Danny's wife died so no he did not live there with his "Wife and kids", Jesse paid rent in the form of taking care of the children and doing odd jobs for the family. Whoever did research on this knows less than someone who was not a fan of the show while it was on...
I always felt this way about Fonzie. He was a grown man who hung out with high school kids in a public restroom and lived above an old couple's garage. What a badass.
What I dislike about videos like this: The oversimplification of characters that strips them of what makes them unique and lovable and valuable What I love about videos like this: everyone banding together in the comments to defend the character and poke holes in all of the poor arguments against the beloved character
Oh god my inner fangirl won't quit. I almost had a stroke when they mentioned Elvis. Whenever that happens, I usually have to play Twist and Shout and wait for the tears to stop
lol I love how defensive people are in the comments. Not mocking anyone, I like true fandom. But I think the joke is how Uncle Jesse looks to people who have no insight into the details of the show and the fanboys who admire the wrong things about Jesse and overlook his true value to the family.
Who thinks motorcycles are "very expensive"? You can get a new Suzuki GW250Z for about $4K, which is about 1/3 of the cost of even the cheapest new car. And you get close to 70 MPG, better then even a Prius.
Loathomar But Jessie was more of a big-engine, Harley, type. Not a crotch-rocket guy. Either way, transportation is transportation, something you need especially if you want to have a job. Take public transportation you say? In America? Ha Ha Ha! Even in San Francisco I doubt it's all that fantastic.
Did they even watch the show at all? Jesse gave up his life and dreams to help raise his dead sisters three children while their father had to work, he was always there for his nieces when they needed him and was pretty much a second father to them.
He chose to live in the attic because he wanted to be with his family! There was a whole episode about him moving in with Rebecca but he missed his family too much and it was actually REBECCA'S idea to move into the attic.
they completely ignored the fact that he moved in to help raise the children. plus the girls loved him so much that they even faked sickness to get him to stay
This is highly inaccurate. First of all, Jesse didn't mooch off Danny. He was never unemployed. Before he made himself famous, he worked in a bug extermination agency. He moved in only because Danny insisted for him to move in, so Jesse would be able to help Danny with children, due to the tragic death of his wife. Due to Danny's insistence, Jesse didn't pay the rent, but he provided services related to the house and kids, and those came as extremely helpful to Danny. Also, Jesse wasn't exactly nobody as he was portrayed in the sketch. He is a family. He was Pam's younger brother, which means he's an uncle to the girls. Not just an "uncle" like Joey, but a real uncle. Now let's put it into a perspective: Imagine you have your wife passed away, and you insist for her younger brother to come live with you, for him to help with the kids because you're a middle-aged man with a time-consuming career. He's still basically a kid himself, but he accepts that responsibility and comes into your home on your INVITATION to help YOU. And then, even though you know he came exclusively to help you, and you're aware of the fact that he has a low-paying job, so as the fact that he's a family, and yet you still hit him up with monthly rent. What kind of a scumbag would do something like that? LoL
Yes because who in the right mind would help their recently widowed brother-in-law raise his 3 daughters to help him grieve, I mean how utterly pathetic it is to help out family, seriously how dare he try to show even a moniker of basic human decency.
the house on "Full House" was like the TARDIS...it looked small in the opening shoots, maybe could hold a family of 5...but, on the inside...basement big enough to support a bedroom and mini-recording studio, attic large enough to support a family of four with loft apartment aspirations (and bathroom!)...and a window nook with bookshelves that NOBODY ever used...if there were a zombie apocalypse, you could barricade yourself in and remake civilization right there...
You know the alphabet song you know like to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and ZED it completely ruins the song
It’s not even funny because Uncle Jesse was actually really cool. Great father and did a great job helping raise Danny’s kids, nice guy, great musician, loving husband.
I remember when collegehumor wasn't brainwashed by a feminist agenda. Seems like every "skit" they do is just another way to ridicule men. Unsubscribed.
Uncle Jesse was incredibly successful: At the start of the show he had a solid job as an exterminator He was a top musician in the area He ran an advertising business with Joey He also hosted a radio show with Joey He was married with twins He owned a nightclub He refurbished that basement to make it nicer than a lot of married couples first apartments. There was even a mini arc where he went about back to school for his diploma. Jesse was awesome
I thought Uncle Jesse moved in to help raise the kids?
He did
PokeYankeefan Sounds like a big sacrifice on his part, with all he had going on...
shinom0ri what did he have going on?
PokeYankeefan Yeah, Joey is the real one people should be worried about. A friend of Danny's who also doesn't pay rent and bounces around jobs and women (none of which that pay that well) and spends any money he has on children's memorabilia.
PokeYankeefan Yes. he and joey both did. Neither of them were "mooching" off Danny. They were there to help him out.
Let's copy the format of this video:
Why Uncle Jesse was Actually Awesome
He moved in after Danny asked him to help him out for a few weeks after Danny's wife died. He only thought he'd be there for a few weeks but the girls begged him to stay. He wanted to leave multiple times before that but STILL stayed because both Danny and the girls needed him. He not only had a job when he moved in (exterminator) but he later changed to a radio host, a successful rock band, an assistant to Joey's show, owning the nightclub and completely turning it around into a successful business after it foreclosed, and advertising. When he first moved in, he DID have his own room. He later gave up that room so Joey could move out of the basement. He then completely renovated the attic into a completely functional apartment that he and his pregnant wife could live in and later their twins and still stay to help Danny. Not only that but when the girls needed a dad when Danny was busy or had to work Jesse was there. He also helped the girls and his own kids by volunteering at their schools (not really by choice) and helping the girls what ever chance he got. And let's not forget how Stephanie cut off his hair and Dj almost crashed his prize car but he still stayed and forgave them immediately. Yeah, he sounds like a real freeloading douche.
Damn.
No way I am reading all that
+DanDann07 It was worth the read.
Thank you for that.
Things really can sound bad out of context.
Where are they getting all of this shit from? Jesse was anything but a leach. His sister had met with a tragic ending, leaving his young nieces without a mother. So, he moves in, to help Danny, his brother-in-law, who suddenly finds himself single and really does NEED the help. Throughout the entire series, Jesse is employed. So, I really don't know where the good folks at college humor are getting that he was a bum and a huge burden on Danny. As for him "never paying rent", well that is an outright lie. The audience never sees him write out a check or hand Danny cash, but that certainly does not mean he never paid anything.
Omg chill out xD
Chill the fuck out. He's a tv character you weirdo
Me Goofy salt or bait?
Later in the Fuller House Danny says "Do you know how much rent i saved you from " and Jesse and Joey says "Do you know how much money we saved you from baby sitting?" So this pretty much sums it.
Sorry guys, but this is too inaccurate to be funny, Jesse was...
1.almost always employed,
2.his band had a song charted at #1 in Japan
3.He only moved in because Danny asked him
right, he didnt even want to initially
@tapset47 NEVER
You do know this video was a joke?
@@vyrh5gg329 woah 5 years ago, but yes. I was saying it was too much of a stretch to be funny. Like there was no grounding in reality for the joke to land.
@@vyrh5gg329 also I literally said "too incorrect to be funny", aka I knew the intent
I don't know what your definition of cool is, but Uncle Jessie regularly jammed with the beach boys so .....
tapset47
Beach boys is one of the best bands ever
yeah, but it was kokomo-era beach boys. 80s beach boys were really lame cause brian was out of the picture
Well yeah, but it was the Summer in Paradise Beach Boys which is the absolute worst Beach Boys era so...
I lived in the bay area during the 80s and 90s and the beach Boys were still cool. There was a beach Boys tribute band that would play in Santa Cruz on the beach and there would be 100s of thousands of people there just to watch.
Exactly, not cool at all.
His band became extremely popular in Japan and he toured the world. Sure it almost tore his family apart but he left the limelight with probably millions of dollars and lived with his awesome kids and incredibly gorgeous wife. Dude was killing it.
Yeah and he was actually extremely cool. He somehow got his idiot brother to let him stay rent free in a big ass basement and gave him a recording studio. And he married a really pretty girl and influences the little kids big time. He was a free rover.
Kingston Hawke just because I said "really pretty girl" woah femenazi alert.
May Camille Your reading comprehension is nonexistent.
That was the only part about girls and/or looks so...
May Camille whoa not woah...
Jesse has had multiple jobs over the series, from exterminating to advertising but was almost never unemployed. He renovated by himself to allow he and his family to live with Danny and the children because when he did move out, everyone was miserable. Jesse moved in to help Danny care for three young children since Danny still had a full time job as a sports reporter and later host of a morning talk show.
Stamos, that you bro?
Yeah it's like if you're a man doing domestic things that totally are work it's unappreciated.
Uncle Jesse is the most fleshed out character in the whole show. Which isn't saying much, but he was the personification of everything we wanted to be when we grow up. Happy and full of life.
I hated that stupid show but damn, you're right.
He’s what I try to be towards my own niece and nephew
You guys never watched Full House, did you?
Logan Bryant no they did not. They even said that in the beginning and took everything the guy said out of context.
I think thats what the joke is?
@@Drogon7102 he means the ones who wrote the script
@@Drogon7102 no the joke is that their fresh enlightened millenial eyes see everything more accurately. But they actually (rather poetically) miss the point because they don't actually know what they're talking about.
Bruh Uncle Jesse helped raised the kids, plus the attic he lived in wasn't that fucking bad. Like you have characters that supposedly didn't watch the show, but did the creators of this skit ever watch it? C'mon.
What part is inaccurate?
Hoopsicle Mcgee
He lived there, because his sister (Danny's wife) died and Danny needed help to take care of the 3 daughters, one of which was a baby when the show started.
He had a music career that he abandoned because his family needed him.
He got a job writing jingles for commercials when the girls grew up a bit.
Eventually became a musician again, and toured the world with his band.
He was basically a stay at home parent that was raising Danny's daughters, because Danny had to work all the time to support the family.
Jesse was pretty much the backbone of the show.
so... like a bat?
I feel like they didn't actually watch the show before making this video.
Swimmyb12 feel like the idea was that as if this were explaining to someone who never watched the show, and the one explaining is leaving out some key details lol
"motorcycles are very expensive". hahahahaha in what world? a brand new motorcycle is like 1/4 to 1/3 the cost of a new car.
Well the motorcycle insurance is very expensive
He already had the motorcycle when the first episode aired. He bought that with his own money. He didn't mooch off of Danny.
The hospital bills for when you crash it are expensive.
+Henry Lidiard Sadly people don't get insurance money when you gift them a car.
just because it's not as expensive as a car doesn't mean it's not expensive. that's like saying cars aren't expensive because they're 1/4 the cost of a house
Well he was employed, he was helping his dead sister’s husband raise their three daughters, stayed because Danny needed him, not to mention he regularly cared for the girls and mentored them. He was successful through following his passions and mixing that with practicality. I get this video is a joke, but Uncle Jesse was the real MVP y’all!
1) It wasn't that Jesse couldn't afford rent, it's that the rest of the family missed having him in the house
2) He wasn't unemployed. He had a rock band that reached the Top 100's, he had a professional music video on MTV, he would often be commissioned to write jingles for local tv shows and advertisements, and he owned restaurant.
3) He was married to a newscaster and had healthy twin boys as his children.
Conclusion: You people have obviously never actually watched the show.
I never watched the show. I don't even know what show they're talking about. I thought it was supposed to be about Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard.
Paul TheSkeptic ??????? Despite Full House being on for 8-9 years?
Yeah.
on fire !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now he has 3 kids technically
I was half expecting a cameo appearance by John Stamos in the end. Sigh
Chelsea Moore Me 2... I'm spoiled
Lol
These sketches where one character gets constantly contradicted, then gets emotional at the end, and then snaps out of it with one last joke... getting very formulaic.
Stephen Anderson Just because they did two in a row doesn't mean they are reverting to a 'formula', before yesterday's the last time they used that 'formula' was a month ago...stop complaining just to complain.
The Doctor has spoken
Stephen Anderson Thank the fucking lord someone has brought this up.
Stephen Anderson You do realize this was a joke and reference to the show right? Full House always had a cheesy moral to learn and an character narrating his own shortcoming. They even used the sad music from the show. It was a formula from Full House..
That formula equals warm chuckles though
So... pest exterminator, advertising executive, and radio dj aren't jobs? I never knew.
Gotis uh pest exterminator is a real job these people are just to stupid to know it
Gotis THANK YOU! ♡
So many factual errors just to make fun of a 90s funny situation... I expected better.
Actually Danny asked Jesse to live there after the death of his wife to help raise his children.
Then the whole living in the attic thing. Jesse totally renovated the attic so it was safe to live in. He only lived in the attic because Danny's kids didn't want Jesse to leave.
So there Jesse is NOT pathetic!
Oh and Jesse had the motorcycle before he moved in with Danny.
They weren't mooching .. they were asked to stay there to help take care of the kids. Plus Jesse did move out with his wife and kids but everyone missed him and they came back
Pats says that Jesse was Danny's brother, then they find out that Danny's wife dies, then murph says that Jesse mooches off his widower brother in law. How did murph know he was his brother in law, maybe he was a big fan of the show..
Motorcycles aren't even that expensive
a good one is
RollOnToVictory 40k MAX which i guess is pretty expensive, but 10-15k isnt THAT bad compared to other vehicles
Money does not define the worth of a person
Dubstep From God gold digger does
Hahahahahahahah funny joke dude *whipes tear of joy from eye*
Yes it does
Dakota Bennett I feel sorry for you
Dubstep From God Money is still what makes the world go round. Along with fat bottomed girls.
What is a Cracked video doing on this channel?
Yellow Shoelaces My thoughts exactly...
Yellow Shoelaces what do you mean, explain pls
failstreet99 I don't understand neither.
failstreet99 Cracked usually handles the pop culture stuff, and in discussion form like this. One character arguing for, and another against.
nomsgsoysauce And why is it not supposed to be on Collegehumor?
Motorcycles are relatively cheap compared to cars, almost half the amount. Fuel costs and upkeep are cheaper as well.
Cerberus Incorporated taxes maybe or insurance
Andrian Sarnavsky motorcycle insurance is sooooooooooo expensive.... and if u ever get into an accident with one don't count on having insurance since it will likely go up 4-8 times the amount it was
Plus motorcycle are freaking awesome.
Yeah sports bikes are cheap. But real motorcycles like Harley davidons do cost a lot
kwameopoku410 Real... lol
His rent is helping Danny raise his kids. If Danny charged him real rent it would ruin the atmosphere of love in the show. Jesse is seen by Danny as a family so he doesn't charge him: and when he originally moved in it was after his sister ( Danny's wife) had died and he was supposed to only stay for a little while to help Danny raise his kids. He leaves early on in the show and later when he gets a family but is called back. In short, he never leaves because they love him and so does the audience.
It would also be a dick move. Ask your brother in law to help raise his children then slap a rent on his door.
Like a bat?
Keri Nyx Bats are cool. They are aspiring vampires.
ThePoptartster especially those, that vomit blood into their children's mouths
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am i the only one who thought John Stamos was gonna make a cameo in the end? lol
Did they ever say that he never paid Danny any rent? I thought it was a given
Ugg the feels. I rewatched this last year and had made it up to a couple episodes before the finale when Bob Saget passed. Took months for me to finish it, and still not readdy to start Fuller House.
Uncle Jesse is the kind of uncle we should all aspire to be, he gave up a lot to support his brother in law and the kids right after their mothers death. And he was present and a big part of their lives, not a jobless mooch.
Jessie was Danny's brother-in-law, not brother. Jessie, and Joey, moved in with Danny to help him raise his three daughters and, in the end, they just became a close group of people who wanted to live together.
Jessie also did have other occupations other than his band while living there including running an advertising business with Joey and a recording studio/record producing label at one point. Jessie also did do gigs with his cover band so it had some use as an occupation. They attic space he had for an apartment for his wife and kids was also pretty spacious and cozy. Granted, their own home would have been larger, but I think there were plot reasons they didn't get their own house, partly Jessie's attachment to his nieces.
We don't strictly know they didn't pay rent, but given Danny's occupation, host of a local morning television show, it's possible he made enough money he didn't need rent and Joey and Jessie's help around the house was enough payment for any drain on the utilities they caused. Afterall, it was Danny's house it's likely he already could afford it.
Joey wasn't even much different than Jessie in the realm of loser-dom considering he also had a career, he was a stand-up comedian, and he did do those businesses with Jessie. He was just sort of an idiot man-child.
So, yeah, not sure what the point is here other than if you're going to critique a show and its characters maybe you should know what you're talking about? I dunno.
Not really. He had a lot of jobs over the course of the series, but ultimately gave up his dream so that he could be a good husband and father to his family, which is pretty selfless. He moved in to help his brother-in-law raise his children, that is his sisters' kids, which weren't his own. He asked to work from home so that he could raise the girls better. He had to give up a life of freedom and women to take care of his family. Furthermore, he renovated that attic by himself, for his wife and kids. He put other people ahead of himself time after time. Was he a bit irresponsible at times? Yes, but this is only because he is a human being. As for paying rent, he essentially did the work of a dad. Do you expect your spouse to pay rent when they've done chores and helped with the kids? No. He went far beyond what would be expected of a family member. Just because he didn't have a life long career doesn't make him pathetic-because of all the reasons listed, he is a very honorable and wonderful person.
What do u guys think of the spin-off?
Isn't Stephanie doing the same thing now?
She's already wealthy thanks to her DJ career. Just like Jesse had a decent sum of money thanks to his multiple careers, which he used to help Danny out with the girls.
DrJW pretty much except Stephanie can't have her own children.
Michelle Woods there's no difference whether she can have her own children she can adopt.. it's the same thing the only difference is that you don't have blood you share.
Arcticfrenchfries AJ I know that I'm just stating the differences and similarities between the original and the spin-off.
Well she's having children now
He was there to help look after the 3 kids
Like a bat???
bat nanny
I loved the 90s old credit ending you guys put in. Brought me back to my kid days
I'm offended
Cheyenne Stevenson Why?
Spiderific! I'm not, I was joking
Cheyenne Stevenson Oh okay lol. Some people on here really did get offended so it's hard to tell 😅
I'm offended that you are offended. Does that offend you?
Cheri LePante it offends me that you are offended by this offended person who offened another person that was offended
I love how all the comments supporting our precious uncle Jessie, stop disrespecting the dude!
This highlights the difference between College Humor and Cracked. The latter would have researched much more thoroughly and had some jokes fans of the show would have died laughing at. Plus they would have gotten less wrong, like other commenters have mentioned.
*sigh* Jesse and his mullet...
Business in the front,
but PARTY in the back.
Oh the good old 80s...
Good old 80s!
Seriously I was not a fan of Full House and I noticed a ton of errors in this. He did actually have a few jobs including owning his own club. Danny's wife died so no he did not live there with his "Wife and kids", Jesse paid rent in the form of taking care of the children and doing odd jobs for the family. Whoever did research on this knows less than someone who was not a fan of the show while it was on...
Where are the good comments? Am I too early?
Not too early, on the wrong website
Evija3000 I thought this was only happening to me
THE BRONY WEEABOO REDDITER NECKBEARD ATHEIST you are quite possibly the biggest stereotypical internet douchebag, ever
Evija3000 Did someone piss on your avatar?
Main joke is how pat completely fails at describing full house. Its fair to make the conclusions from how it's described.
The best part of Full House was the intro music
I always felt this way about Fonzie. He was a grown man who hung out with high school kids in a public restroom and lived above an old couple's garage. What a badass.
Atomic Spike I'm pretty sure he was portrayed as the same age as his friends... a teenager like them.
Fuck you. The Fonz was THE MAN. Don't diss the Fonz.
What I dislike about videos like this: The oversimplification of characters that strips them of what makes them unique and lovable and valuable
What I love about videos like this: everyone banding together in the comments to defend the character and poke holes in all of the poor arguments against the beloved character
I don't mind these if they're made about characters who actually are kind of horrible (like the "Zack Morris is Trash" series from Funny Or Die).
Oh god my inner fangirl won't quit. I almost had a stroke when they mentioned Elvis. Whenever that happens, I usually have to play Twist and Shout and wait for the tears to stop
Didn't moving in also have something to do with him being close to who was left of the close sister he lost, his three nieces?
Well, Jesse did help raise the kids, and wasn't Joey unemployed for a while, too?
Joey was a stand up comedian and Jesse worked in his father's pest control business. Neither were ever unemployed for more than one or two episodes.
Gotis actually Jessie and Joey started an advertising business and wrote jingles together...
Jesse did help pay for the rent and so did Joey and they all payed for groceries too and raised the girls it was sort of a necessity
1. He did have a job ( a band)
2. He helped raise the kids
3. He is not and probably will never be pathetic
He wrote commercial jingles and was a radio host. He and Joey both had other jobs outside of chasing their dreams.
well to be fair rent in SF is fuckin expensive
Attic bedrooms and basement bedrooms are x100 better then normal ones.
sounds like something a bat would say
Ads videos helped trought the hardest and darkest days of my life, please bring back the ads.
lol I love how defensive people are in the comments. Not mocking anyone, I like true fandom. But I think the joke is how Uncle Jesse looks to people who have no insight into the details of the show and the fanboys who admire the wrong things about Jesse and overlook his true value to the family.
Here's an idea CollegeHumor: *Stop ruining my childhood!*
Who thinks motorcycles are "very expensive"? You can get a new Suzuki GW250Z for about $4K, which is about 1/3 of the cost of even the cheapest new car. And you get close to 70 MPG, better then even a Prius.
Loathomar But Jessie was more of a big-engine, Harley, type. Not a crotch-rocket guy. Either way, transportation is transportation, something you need especially if you want to have a job. Take public transportation you say? In America? Ha Ha Ha! Even in San Francisco I doubt it's all that fantastic.
Family Matters was better anyway
Family ties was pretty good too
I like cucumbers
I Love Lucy is all time best bro
Step By Step, and Good Times.
*****
Boy Meets World and Sabrina The Teenage Witch trumped all.
lmfao he looks so nerdy in that vest for some reason and it's like a bad Halloween costume.
I forgot the part where Jesse opened a club!
The outro.... That was above and beyond, CollegeHumor. That was amazing.
From what others said, he doesn't seem like a bad person whatsoever and that motorcycles are not expensive.
Which means this isn't a good joke~
Not aging should count for some points on the cool counter.
Did they even watch the show at all? Jesse gave up his life and dreams to help raise his dead sisters three children while their father had to work, he was always there for his nieces when they needed him and was pretty much a second father to them.
this video could also be titled: how to make your favorite character sound terrible to others
He chose to live in the attic because he wanted to be with his family! There was a whole episode about him moving in with Rebecca but he missed his family too much and it was actually REBECCA'S idea to move into the attic.
Didnt he once get a gig to write jingles?
Kal larken yes. he did. He worked in advertising with Joey. He also was as an exterminator for a while and did a radio show.
The College Hunor graphic at the end was the icing on the cake
I didn’t even realize Jessie was Danny’s brother in law until Murph said it. I just assumed he was his actual brother.
They mention it more in the first season that Danny's late wife was his older sister.
they completely ignored the fact that he moved in to help raise the children. plus the girls loved him so much that they even faked sickness to get him to stay
CollegeHumor minus Humor.
batman81022 minus college too
lkjkhfggd so just......
lkjkhfggd equals batman81022
lancell I see what you did there.
This is highly inaccurate.
First of all, Jesse didn't mooch off Danny. He was never unemployed.
Before he made himself famous, he worked in a bug extermination agency.
He moved in only because Danny insisted for him to move in, so Jesse would be able to help Danny with children, due to the tragic death of his wife.
Due to Danny's insistence, Jesse didn't pay the rent, but he provided services related to the house and kids, and those came as extremely helpful to Danny. Also, Jesse wasn't exactly nobody as he was portrayed in the sketch.
He is a family. He was Pam's younger brother, which means he's an uncle to the girls.
Not just an "uncle" like Joey, but a real uncle.
Now let's put it into a perspective:
Imagine you have your wife passed away, and you insist for her younger brother to come live with you, for him to help with the kids because you're a middle-aged man with a time-consuming career.
He's still basically a kid himself, but he accepts that responsibility and comes into your home on your INVITATION to help YOU.
And then, even though you know he came exclusively to help you, and you're aware of the fact that he has a low-paying job, so as the fact that he's a family, and yet you still hit him up with monthly rent.
What kind of a scumbag would do something like that?
LoL
I totally thought this would be about Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard... I just became old, officially, just now...
thought the same thing.
me too.... Ugh
You know you screwed the pooch when the entire comment section is calling you out.
People just don’t like accepting that the unemployed loser that they identify with is being called out
everyone defending uncle Jesse in these comments probably lives in an attic. like a bat.
Yes because who in the right mind would help their recently widowed brother-in-law raise his 3 daughters to help him grieve, I mean how utterly pathetic it is to help out family, seriously how dare he try to show even a moniker of basic human decency.
I wish I had Uncle Jesse's attic, place was practically a condo.
Note: it’s 2021 and Uncle Jessie would be paying at least a couple grand a month for that depressing San Francisco attic.
My only complaint is that motorcycles are cheaper than cars
Colonnello Stomaco they don't mention he took care of the kids and he was Danny's brother-in-law not brother
the house on "Full House" was like the TARDIS...it looked small in the opening shoots, maybe could hold a family of 5...but, on the inside...basement big enough to support a bedroom and mini-recording studio, attic large enough to support a family of four with loft apartment aspirations (and bathroom!)...and a window nook with bookshelves that NOBODY ever used...if there were a zombie apocalypse, you could barricade yourself in and remake civilization right there...
I'm not from America so this went over my head
Jake Cotton Not to worry, As an American, I have never seen it either.
You both have no childhood
The show was stupid anyway
o.o no you did not
Marcus Gold I retroactively do not exist then.
He wasn't pathetic. He moved in to support his brother whose wife had just died.
motorcycles are actually not that expensive
This complete character breakdown of Uncle Jesse is gold!!! Hahaha
Welp my respect for this channel just went up
alice cooper why?
joel quinn for what lying to you..... He took care of the kids and motorcycles do not cost a lot....
joel quinn you're a moron
The fact you could commit to admitting that you watched TNT proves how profoundly deep your acting skiils are.
Is that Siobhan from Anglophenia?!
Yeah, she moved to College Humor (shudders from the lack of u)
***** 'U's are definitely underrepresented in the US.
There are more Zs though (pronounced zed)
***** "zee"...urghh...makes me shudder just typing that phonetic pronunciation.
You know the alphabet song you know like to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and ZED it completely ruins the song
Jesse moved in to help Danny take care of the kids
That old school outro!
It’s not even funny because Uncle Jesse was actually really cool. Great father and did a great job helping raise Danny’s kids, nice guy, great musician, loving husband.
This was weak.
Sorry CollegeHumor. You missed the mark.
You need to actually know what you are parodying before you parody it.
Took me too long to realize this wasn't about The Dukes of Hazzard.
All the comments are from butthurt Full House fans and people saying that motorcycles aren't actually expensive!
Chicken Permission or the fact that he took care of the kids..... Go f yourself
Now I feel bad because my room is in my attic
I remember when collegehumor wasn't brainwashed by a feminist agenda. Seems like every "skit" they do is just another way to ridicule men. Unsubscribed.
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The beginning conversations are my favourite
The one thing that I actually laughed out loud to was the retro CH logo at the end. xD
I used to love this show when I was in preschool. Seriously. I never realized how 90s it was until I went and looked it up again. Wow...
Lord have mercy...I can't handle being alive anymore.
I have that EXACT same necklace!!! I wear it every day!!!
Uncle Jesse was incredibly successful:
At the start of the show he had a solid job as an exterminator
He was a top musician in the area
He ran an advertising business with Joey
He also hosted a radio show with Joey
He was married with twins
He owned a nightclub
He refurbished that basement to make it nicer than a lot of married couples first apartments.
There was even a mini arc where he went about back to school for his diploma.
Jesse was awesome
i am just still subscribed because i dont wanna miss "google guy 4" the next "apple commercial parody" or the return of jake and amir.
Holy hell watching the Full House fandom rip this video a new one is so entertaining to read
They talk shit on Uncle Jesse but Aunt Becky is the only felon on the relationship