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  • This is gonna hurt.
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    Ugly hobbit ass: goo.gl/973uhr Pic 05
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    HDMI vs Bluray: goo.gl/Eyw1j6
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    Have you decided to breed?: goo.gl/5YpTxc
    Thx: goo.gl/Zwto6m
    Busy: goo.gl/1Z3JNY
    Hey: goo.gl/C72iwF
    Gooooose: goo.gl/hVcDnR
    Restraining Order: goo.gl/gxncvt
    Send Nudes: goo.gl/1oju7x
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  • @qwerty20000000003
    @qwerty20000000003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    The "send nudes" one wasn't even that creepy until he said "girls like creepy". I mean, I thought he was just memeing at first.

    • @lindabcarpentersings
      @lindabcarpentersings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean, it could always be some dude trying to make a save of the convo with a bad joke? Idk I didn't think it was that bad, just kinda sad.

  • @helptheresbatseverywhere
    @helptheresbatseverywhere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    This man will take every opportunity possible to break into song

  • @GaminRiolu
    @GaminRiolu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3178

    Damn that rap though.

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      It seems like a lot of effort for something so extraordinarily useless.
      I love it!

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Strionic Huh... Sounds like my dating life.
      (I have been watching too many r/ videos... I really wanted to turn that into a giant 3 page incel type joke but I am worried it will be taken seriously. XD)

    • @barrag3463
      @barrag3463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I would pay for a longer version of that song.
      Also, we need to make the guy who wrote the rap aware someone actually put it into a song.

    • @minindoalt
      @minindoalt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bar Rag I wonder what he would do if he found that out

    • @msnobody9035
      @msnobody9035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin B it's amazing

  • @anonymous_blanket2210
    @anonymous_blanket2210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The Beatles: we made a good song I wonder what people in the future will think when they hear this song
    People today: RESTRAINING OOOOOORRRRRDER RESTRAINING OOOOOOORDER RESTRAINING OOOORRRRRRRDERRRR

  • @Games-mw1wd
    @Games-mw1wd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I generally pause to read text... This was a challenge.
    It wasn't worth it, in case you're wondering. He keeps asking himself strange questions. He claims that he has been with over 50 girls who all left him without giving a reason. He has the ignorant arrogance of r/iamverysmart and the inflated ego of r/niceguys. He very quickly dismisses character flaws such as being arrogant in favor of things he can justify (e.g. Using bad grammar, wearing bad clothes, moving all the time, etc.)

    • @lpSsa42524
      @lpSsa42524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ????????????????

    • @lpSsa42524
      @lpSsa42524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ohh wait are you talking about 4:15?

    • @tristangreene8581
      @tristangreene8581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are... are you talking about Marshal?

    • @pikksen7905
      @pikksen7905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tristan Greene Nah, SahMM got it right

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was wondering which one this was about, the bitchy stood-up girl didn’t make sense, and then marshal goes “Oh god. OH GOD!”

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4394

    I demand a full version of that Restraining Order song.

    • @technic-angel7758
      @technic-angel7758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      CheesecakeLasagna definitely

    • @raechel2468
      @raechel2468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Is that to the tune of She Loves You?

    • @coffeebearboi
      @coffeebearboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      4:52

    • @coffeebearboi
      @coffeebearboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I feel like that Sorrow TV and Marshal should do a collab for Restraining Order....please let this happen!!!

    • @spacetiger23
      @spacetiger23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell yes?

  • @aaronsworld02
    @aaronsworld02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    Petition to get Marshal to read the thing at 4:17. Like to sign.

    • @lilywxjzu
      @lilywxjzu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Aardude
      I read all of it. It was a roller coaster lmao

    • @grumspf3340
      @grumspf3340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes yes yes yes

    • @pattdmdj
      @pattdmdj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No, no, no sir, oh my gosh, no im, no, no

    • @killmeister2271
      @killmeister2271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES

    • @keinname2481
      @keinname2481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You have my vote

  • @Shovlaxnet
    @Shovlaxnet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    I AM UNCOMFORTABLE.
    I NEED...
    *I NEED AN ADULT.*

  • @johnf.kennedy7683
    @johnf.kennedy7683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    You're such a beautiful Asian.

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I'M NOT ASIAN

    • @velocics8979
      @velocics8979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Griffin Hywll *_NO YOU'RE NOT x_*

    • @arashiis69
      @arashiis69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *I'M NOT ASIAN*

    • @sandrahenriksson6257
      @sandrahenriksson6257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      _half chinese half asian_

    • @jordanweaver9658
      @jordanweaver9658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sandra Henriksson I'M BLACKENESE (if you get this reference you get 9 friend points 😊)

  • @Prixoruno
    @Prixoruno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    4:52 restraining order song *you are welcome*
    *i w a n t a f u l l v e r s i o n*

    • @bamanbanana8834
      @bamanbanana8834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Full version She Loves You - The Beatles

    • @alphaasianjosh
      @alphaasianjosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo the restraining order song highkey slaps

    • @jackplays1311
      @jackplays1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's past halfway through the next year, of 2019 he/she wrote this. It is now 2020
      Poor yeet child you didn't get the full version

    • @Prixoruno
      @Prixoruno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackplays1311 indeed very sad

    • @watlat2377
      @watlat2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      contact Marshall on his mail for this

  • @BroccoliAckerman
    @BroccoliAckerman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    *_ Restraining Order_*

    • @pssteenagers
      @pssteenagers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Broccoli Ackerman STAY FIFTEEN FEET AWAY OR I WILL GET YOU TAZED
      RESTRAINING OOORRRRRDDDEEEERRRR

    • @mac-10candyapple52
      @mac-10candyapple52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_Restraining Order_*

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "Girls like creep"
    There are people who think this

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I blame shows, books and other media romanticising creepy behaviour :/

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Martha G. Agreed. Equally, some guys think that ladies want dumb romance tales 'you and me will last forever' like dude only knew you a day. I think Disney and so forth have had a hand in that. I think some guys think ladies want to feel like a Disney princess, but in reality, most women know its fake. So that kind of 'romancing' doesn't work and is really odd.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stettafire Yes! I've seen so many posts of people sending messages like: "I'll treat you like a princess" or "You'll be my queen and no one will treat you like I will" to women they just met in hopes of getting their affection. Some women send others similar messages, too. Highly idealized versions of romance need to go, or, at the very least, people need to learn to discern fiction from reality early. Otherwise, such people get frustrated with, abusive or even violent towards the person they initially promised so much to.

    • @justsumguy3508
      @justsumguy3508 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf is that profile pic

    • @PeeNidsCold
      @PeeNidsCold 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      S T I H L

  • @yomamaissofat5134
    @yomamaissofat5134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    4:30 most of the voices were super disappointed and junk, and then the one at the end was just super gleeful
    "I THOUGHT MURDER WAS ILLEGAL??!!'

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    2:14 I hate those people who comment depressing things just to be a let down, and make it seem like what ever you say seem offensive to someone in some way. All they do is ruin a supposedly light hearted post. Screw those guys.

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      screw you too like other ones

    • @fifi_leafy2258
      @fifi_leafy2258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      nomnomXDDD Waffen-SS
      Say that again, but in English.

    • @results3325
      @results3325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Anyone wanna goose?

    • @daed1819
      @daed1819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fifi_ Leafy Gooooossseee

    • @fifi_leafy2258
      @fifi_leafy2258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joey T
      GOD DAMN IT

  • @mikailahfeinamn4963
    @mikailahfeinamn4963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Congrats! HAVE YOU DECIDED TO BREED?" *Falls out of chair*

  • @deevee5327
    @deevee5327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Have you decided to breed?" broke me

    • @matheno9494
      @matheno9494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *o h h e a v e n s t o b e t s y*

  • @spacemoth4973
    @spacemoth4973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    IM SCREAMING. IM TRYING TO BRAID MY HAIR BUT IM TO BUSY SCREECHING BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING.

    • @stawbellyy
      @stawbellyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      shadowing ECHO have you decided to BREED

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shadowing ECHO *_RESTRAINING OOOOOOORDER_*

    • @Optiplex321
      @Optiplex321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ostrich have YOU?

    • @3a.m.284
      @3a.m.284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shadowing ECHO This comment is like typical Tumblr post

  • @bungo3559
    @bungo3559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    *OH HEAVENS TO BETSY*

  • @AnUnusedPoolTable
    @AnUnusedPoolTable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    *i just read that entire thing by the guy at **4:17** and my brain hurts now from that whole thing*

    • @Sydnxt
      @Sydnxt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How long did it take you?

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Legends say they're still reading it to this day. This comment was sent from the future.

    • @jacknewark5040
      @jacknewark5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He just finished it now.

    • @H0rseg1rll
      @H0rseg1rll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It took them 14 million 6 hundred and 5 minutes to read that

  • @thiccthanos2077
    @thiccthanos2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    *have you decided to B R E E D*

    • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
      @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have
      And I decided not to.
      To prevent the universe’s resources from going down too quickly, of course.

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    We got 2 songs in one. damn.

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *This is proof that God exists*

    • @majestic._
      @majestic._ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You got 2 top comments in 1 video

    • @pugloife1001
      @pugloife1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you got two replies on your comment.
      oh wait

    • @CabeliotCometier
      @CabeliotCometier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ruben Soetens You changed that tho

    • @maxstavrakis55
      @maxstavrakis55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CabeliotCometier
      R/whoooosh

  • @mnnwdr
    @mnnwdr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "hoemwork haev n0t b33n p0sted y33t hoepfully s00n" -ric

    • @horinsinni
      @horinsinni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rezeze zeze yeet

    • @Arsenichelix3315
      @Arsenichelix3315 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      rezeze zeze Gooooose

    • @nuds
      @nuds 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twin peaks

  • @kieyvsquared6817
    @kieyvsquared6817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Restraining Order
    I hit her up cause I thought she looked cute🎵
    Little did I know that she would start to go mute🎵
    I asked her plenty of times🎵
    But apparently it was a crime🎵
    Cause the next thing I had a-🎵
    Restraining Order🎵
    Restraining Order🎵
    Oh woah🎵
    Restraining Order🎵
    Ohhh🎵
    Restraining Order🎵
    Nooo🎵
    Restraining Order🎵

  • @GreatFlamingEyebrows_
    @GreatFlamingEyebrows_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    That night one was straight genius. Now I’m just begging that someone misspells night in a text to me so I can reply with that oh wait no one ever texts me because I have no friends.
    Never mind

    • @VanitasRue
      @VanitasRue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MrSplendid how's ur nite goin

    • @maxstavrakis55
      @maxstavrakis55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timestamp please.

    • @tapwater9435
      @tapwater9435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I gotchu fan, how ur night been?

  • @everett9199
    @everett9199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Is it just me, or was that song performance at the end really good?

  • @itsmadztheoneandonly1156
    @itsmadztheoneandonly1156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3155

    *gooooossseee*

    • @squidblr3440
      @squidblr3440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *reduced to 30 quid*

    • @jpalma200
      @jpalma200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      GOOOOOOOOSSSEEEEE

    • @docsigma
      @docsigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YOU CHOICE
      THE GOOSE

    • @cyber4053
      @cyber4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gosssssssssse

    • @AdamMurrayBPS
      @AdamMurrayBPS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With Choose Goose u can't Loose *Goose laughter*

  • @janpav5011
    @janpav5011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Need a full version of restraining order.

    • @NPTNReddek
      @NPTNReddek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me too

    • @randomguys1806
      @randomguys1806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jan pav me to

    • @Gundamseeddabest
      @Gundamseeddabest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You think you found your love
      Well I saw her yesterday
      She’s all you’re thinking of
      But she told me what to say
      She said to fuck off,
      You should know that she’s real mad
      She told you fuck off,
      Quit or this will turn out baad, OOOH!
      Restraining oooorder 3x

  • @lilywxjzu
    @lilywxjzu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    4:11 lmao I read all of that and it was a rollercoaster of emotions. he was sad angry confused and everything like he needs to write a book

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I aspire to be like you someday.

    • @SpectralHeart
      @SpectralHeart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was pretty much the definition of humblebrag to be honest

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spectral Heart everyone has always told me how attractive I am. Even guys. I’ve even heard the line “I’m not gay but...”, was everyone lying to me? I mean I don’t like my side profile but no one does...”

    • @superdude681
      @superdude681 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you send the link for the og post can't find it on in the description.

  • @artistadam50
    @artistadam50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love your videos!
    "That was the worst date yesterday right?"
    "That was a date?"

    • @goompo
      @goompo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought murder was illegal

  • @bishop8550
    @bishop8550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I paused it to read that essay the r/nicegirl posted and I swear to God it was the fastest most clumsy back peadling I have ever seen.

  • @amire2632
    @amire2632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Make Restraining Order an actual song, that shit was real good

  • @kos2919
    @kos2919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sometimes I wonder what kind of logic that guy running in his head when he thinks a black girl is half Chinese half Asian.

  • @min_nari
    @min_nari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    i'm not really into rap, but that rap is the best rap ive ever heard

  • @zzzusss8026
    @zzzusss8026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Romantic'nt

  • @rquincy4113
    @rquincy4113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The part when you see the gloved hands on the piano and are like, 'Oh, hello me from high school. That's where you got to.'

  • @manwe1532
    @manwe1532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    >r/CringePics
    >Doesn't put his own picture

    • @DeathGripsIsOffline696
      @DeathGripsIsOffline696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He was there at the end, so close enough

    • @manwe1532
      @manwe1532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nt kid. But that joke has already been made
      BY ME

    • @manwe1532
      @manwe1532 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "cringe" im not the one uploading minecraft videos (fortunately)

    • @manwe1532
      @manwe1532 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mad that i insult him because you can empthize with him.
      CAUSE YOURE A BIGGER LOSER THAN HIM

    • @DeathGripsIsOffline696
      @DeathGripsIsOffline696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are you okay? Did some dude delete his comments

  • @V40057
    @V40057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    *Hey you should make a full song of that restraining order song you sung!*

  • @rileylegault3329
    @rileylegault3329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    sometimes i get depression and anxiety but then i see these videos and honestly i can't tell if it's gotten worse or better but i am still pretty satisfied

  • @DirkIronside
    @DirkIronside 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Could you release a soundtrack album with all the songs, raps, and even short jingles from all your videos?
    Yes, including the Restraining Order and SASA LELE ones. I will buy them with my cash!

  • @gh0stlyjack707
    @gh0stlyjack707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Ha.
    Ha.
    Ha.

  • @phoenixidkwhyareyoudointhi9665
    @phoenixidkwhyareyoudointhi9665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    OK BUT THAT CLOSE TO THE END SONG I WANT MORE OF IT MY EARS NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

  • @janfungusamon4926
    @janfungusamon4926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I think I found my new favorite song.

    • @janfungusamon4926
      @janfungusamon4926 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milo Schwartz I write that as a place holder until I have a funny comment to put.

    • @runetide
      @runetide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milo Schwartz Not true. I care.

    • @SERASORCERER
      @SERASORCERER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can i call you restraining order?

    • @GoesByJ
      @GoesByJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one

    • @fushy9752
      @fushy9752 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milo Schwartz You care :)

  • @cooladri1825
    @cooladri1825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    When you writing the sequel of taken by the t-Rex?

    • @MarshalDoesStuff
      @MarshalDoesStuff  6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      20 million subs

    • @cooladri1825
      @cooladri1825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marshal Does Stuff Good to know...

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marshal Does Stuff Im already hoping for the sequel

    • @c0llegeboard439
      @c0llegeboard439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marshal Does Stuff done

    • @frenziedferret4509
      @frenziedferret4509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marshal Does Stuff Can't wait!

  • @DatBoiOrly
    @DatBoiOrly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That rap was amazing make it into a full song please

  • @septicstache9625
    @septicstache9625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Random fact: a few years ago I was bored so instead of doing something useful and study for school or something I decided to dedicate a whole weekend to memorize the first 100 digits of Pi... No, I don't remember anything but still xD

  • @lazerflare1354
    @lazerflare1354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Congrats!
    HAVE YOU DECIDED TO BREED?

  • @carsonbutler2455
    @carsonbutler2455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:17 is a freaking novel

  • @potatoluna3389
    @potatoluna3389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Can you please release the full song of "Restraining order"?

  • @enlightenedrenegade472
    @enlightenedrenegade472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Marshall should really get into rap. That was straight fire with his voice.

  • @SwimmingSwampert
    @SwimmingSwampert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:27 and here we see the final fragments of my soul, along with my last shred of hope in humanity being brutally murdered alongside each other, clinging on desperately for life

  • @rileylegault3329
    @rileylegault3329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ...
    *i should stop drinking*

  • @wingbit3973
    @wingbit3973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Which one would you fight, one horse sized duck or one hundred duck sized horses?

    • @glennrusty
      @glennrusty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The horse sized duck. There's a possibility I could tame it and fly off in the distance with 2 black eyes and a dislocated arm.

    • @naju4095
      @naju4095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Gooooose

    • @PurpleDolphinStudios
      @PurpleDolphinStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      better question: how many 4th graders do you think you could take down on your worst possible day versus how many on your best possible day?

    • @TheSwolOne
      @TheSwolOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Goooooose

    • @billiam5726
      @billiam5726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is the single stupidest question ever, 100 duck sized horses. Have you ever seen a duck attack someone? No, well they are viscous killers and will ruin you, a horse sized one will end the god damn world

  • @seraphinwolfram838
    @seraphinwolfram838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm waitin for the album tho. Need to hear Restraining order and the rap on Spotify

  • @actuallystuff
    @actuallystuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:55 why did you censor out the name, it was “Loser” lmfao

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ric the r/Engrish teacher. He's trying way to hard to appear young and hip and it shows.

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THE KING HAS UPLOADED

  • @phoenixidkwhyareyoudointhi9665
    @phoenixidkwhyareyoudointhi9665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    H O W I W A N T T O H A V E Y O U

  • @gush35z67
    @gush35z67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:15 oh please
    I feel bad for people like that because their lives are miserable, finding everything wrong with everything, everywhere they go.

  • @sixdsix5028
    @sixdsix5028 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:09 This one gave me a chuckle. Good edits and reading, mate!

  • @Catslug
    @Catslug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have decided to breed, but no one else seems to

  • @_araport_5186
    @_araport_5186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:52 “Restraining Order” sounds a lot like “She Loves You”. You boutta get sued by the Beatles

    • @memelord1790
      @memelord1790 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      can you not tell that it was a parody

    • @_araport_5186
      @_araport_5186 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meme Lord no I didn’t know because the last note was different

  • @errorrunknown
    @errorrunknown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The restraining order song actually sounded really good he should make that into a full song

    • @johnennis4586
      @johnennis4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Beatles did a cover too but changed the lyrics up a bit. It's called she loves you.

  • @lillykathleen89
    @lillykathleen89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Real talk, I actually loved the arrangement you put together at 6:18 lol. I see potential! The lyrics are a completely different story though. The lyrics were all bad. It was hilarious but that piano was catchy af!

  • @liamcmpbll215
    @liamcmpbll215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, you're the funniest subreddit reader/interpreter on youtube I fell upon. Sincerely, continue what you're doing, please !

  • @nunyabiznasty8914
    @nunyabiznasty8914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    _I winced._

  • @FlamingoRadio_
    @FlamingoRadio_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I love your Reddit videos. I feel like you put in more effort and passion than Soothouse, SorrowTV, and etc.

    • @miriamstein3968
      @miriamstein3968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      !? I totally agree but Oh My God please change your profile picture

    • @brandonmarquez4216
      @brandonmarquez4216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nothing like Sorrow TV

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was going to write a fucking book about your prof pic, then I remembered

    • @melodrampatheticism
      @melodrampatheticism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      come on man, they're all great

    • @FlamingoRadio_
      @FlamingoRadio_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      brandon marquez I don't see Sorrow TV putting out hot music videos like MDS

  • @Confirmatarian
    @Confirmatarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Keep coming back because Restraining Order slaps

  • @JogiPiter
    @JogiPiter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:10 You were narrating that in the Christian Bale's Batman voice just to turn to Ben Affleck's at the very end, amazing :D

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:15 and this is why we only need a 140 character limit.

  • @hannahalm-gibson2873
    @hannahalm-gibson2873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:20
    did anyone else pause and read the whole thing. I found so many flaws in his thinking... He could've also been in r/niceguys

  • @thad8861
    @thad8861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When he started singing I lost it 😂

  • @feg_8700
    @feg_8700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    For q&a: do you have a music major? Because your skill reflects that. And something completely off topic, but a question none the less, can you get bill Wurtz on for a random snippet?

    • @feg_8700
      @feg_8700 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn autocorrect is a pain

  • @wolfie1929
    @wolfie1929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please make Restraining Order a full length song. I would buy that in an instant. Honestly you have as much musical talent as you are hilarious. Really this is only half a joke, I need that song :V

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your performance at the end is pure magic. Sorry I'm late to the party but I'm still playing catch-up with your older content! I just wanted to express my admiration for your entertaining skills and thank you for all the great videos you've put out so far. Can't wait to see what you've got in store for us next! You are super-awesome and I just love you to bits💋♥️

  • @frenziedferret4509
    @frenziedferret4509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:42 SMANTHA! NO!

    • @basielu
      @basielu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sorrow

    • @a8727
      @a8727 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm depressed

    • @frenziedferret4509
      @frenziedferret4509 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Otto Ringrose no, he killed me. Plus i'm supposed to be in Agua Fria, Arizona. I'm on the Eastern Seaboard.

  • @thulhu5938
    @thulhu5938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh GOD I’ve connected that lower voice to be like Bakugō Katsuki’s and 1:18 has me in tears I want to die

  • @baldleatingabanana7819
    @baldleatingabanana7819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You've got a really good voice!
    (I mean singing voice)

  • @dormousedoll
    @dormousedoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:00
    We met on Tinder
    My phone at fifty percent
    I texted first, I told her
    "Let me take you out
    I wanna get you a table at Liv"
    She never replied
    Not once or even twice
    "GIrl, I wanna write a song about us
    What you want me to call it?"
    That's the only time she replied
    She said
    Restraining Order
    Restraining Order
    Restraining Order

  • @kikuginza9780
    @kikuginza9780 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way he separated hahaha into "ha. ha. ha." almost gave me a panic attack. Keep up the amazing content!

  • @coolkid584
    @coolkid584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hey marshal, its cool down here in the notification squad.

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    5:22 r/MurderedByWords

  • @ledaboros868
    @ledaboros868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:53 i unironically love thisss 😍😍

  • @roxiep2010
    @roxiep2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You and your friend Jellyfish are legitimately talented musicians! All of your songs are such a treat.

  • @gezi5927
    @gezi5927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is sorrow TV levels of quality.

  • @gonzadolape
    @gonzadolape 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Less gaming channels and more BLONK

    • @gonzadolape
      @gonzadolape 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JK. Just... just bring the ukelele with you there, would you? kthxbye

  • @dominicbrown7181
    @dominicbrown7181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That should be the r/cringepics anthem

  • @naliat8860
    @naliat8860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:01 can we get an F for this man

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @quentincasort9640
      @quentincasort9640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G

    • @jordanweaver9658
      @jordanweaver9658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well to be fair you shouldn't ever ask a girl out in a text and also make a long paragraph about it 😂

    • @jordanweaver9658
      @jordanweaver9658 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He seemed pretty genuine though which makes me feel bad for him... F for the fact he had to learn the hard way 😥💨

  • @mollystewart740
    @mollystewart740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo... you guys didn't have to go even half as hard as y'all did at the end there! That was brilliant!

  • @babamanga1674
    @babamanga1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:47
    the force is strong with this one
    to don’t cry while your crush does this to you

  • @Vampyzx
    @Vampyzx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:20
    I think I also saw this in R/nobodyasked

  • @cowboy5242
    @cowboy5242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the patreons song .

  • @tinyrocketship
    @tinyrocketship 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hello, Grammy Inc??? Have I got a banger for you

  • @lukeanthony4370
    @lukeanthony4370 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    really did thought this was sorrow TV at first but your content is just as good, really love watching these type of videos in general ❤❤

  • @basmahassan5897
    @basmahassan5897 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Found your channel 3 days ago and I've been obsessed. Oh boy you're SOMETHING!

  • @amj.composer
    @amj.composer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Have you decided to breed yet?"
    I'm actually gonna use this line.

    • @onegirl1750
      @onegirl1750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aryaman Manish Joshi Please dont

    • @amj.composer
      @amj.composer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One Girl Why? :( I need at least something to use

    • @onegirl1750
      @onegirl1750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aryaman Manish Joshi as a girl i can tell you that that is absolutely disgusting to hear

  • @funfumr7242
    @funfumr7242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:41 The last sentence in the text on the bottom left.

  • @santiagogallego8695
    @santiagogallego8695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want that goose

  • @ThePieGuy7302
    @ThePieGuy7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    just going to put this out there but that song at the end was acually amazing no joke keep it up. also whoever was playing the piano great job

  • @Gweem13
    @Gweem13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao that ending "rap" just killed me. Man your videos are glorious.

  • @kratangg-arang
    @kratangg-arang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *HIGH PRODUCTION VALUE*