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  • @mud4309
    @mud4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2925

    5:15 this is the closest we will ever get to world peace.

    • @Cipher2lol
      @Cipher2lol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I can agree with this.

    • @definitely_vincible
      @definitely_vincible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Huh.... *true....*

    • @toby6380
      @toby6380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I just represented South Korea. Finally I can contribute to world peace lol

    • @thesmilingplanet6108
      @thesmilingplanet6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IM F-ING DYING XD

    • @buddymmx3936
      @buddymmx3936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@toby6380 lmao

  • @xavierd725
    @xavierd725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7726

    On behalf of all Italians we will gladly decline your offer, on the fact that our food already contains enough fat and carbs

    • @yom2408
      @yom2408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      On behalf of all Italians, we have to decline as you seem to have eaten all of our pizza and we now need to go and make more :)

    • @aster1760
      @aster1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      on behalf of the Serbs, we raise cows, not sleep with them.

    • @_tyvrik2942
      @_tyvrik2942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      On behalf of all norwegians, we also have to decline the generous offer, as we do not want our brown cheese to be eaten.

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @Timothy Meinsen on behalf all Danes we will have to decline due to the fact we already have enough pussies in the public sphere.

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      On ze behalf of all Germans we will gladly decline your offer, on ze fact that we are busy planning for starting WWIII, maybe the Jewish People can take this one.

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4033

    "Who cares?!"
    *_"NOT YOUR DAD, OBVIOUSLY."_*
    I legit cringed at the sting of that burn.

    • @ryanluther5785
      @ryanluther5785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Connor The Chosen apply cold water to burn area

    • @tylerslagel5485
      @tylerslagel5485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seconded.

    • @RJYounglingTricking
      @RJYounglingTricking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      an ointment is recommended as well

    • @CooperativeCowboy25
      @CooperativeCowboy25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My dad once sent me an email with my name misspelled. I said aloud, "My dad just spelled my name wrong" and my coach replied, "That's because your dad doesn't love you".
      Never heard a more truthful burn since.

    • @tobiasmalnes9216
      @tobiasmalnes9216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well i don’t think that was a burn (probably meant to be) but if you are using parents that left you as a roast, you deserve to roast. In hell that is😊

  • @davidlayhue4860
    @davidlayhue4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2364

    having phoenix wright as the thumbnail is so true for murderedbywords

    • @Venusupreme
      @Venusupreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Would have been better for quityourbullshit

    • @athanoraa
      @athanoraa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shocked Boi BRUHHH I LOST IT AT THAT SCENEEE

    • @MayyaK11
      @MayyaK11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

    • @nicolasfurger1032
      @nicolasfurger1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What happened to Sorrow? So good.

  • @tlepageart4294
    @tlepageart4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    “We don’t eat pork”
    LOL MEGA OOF

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No no he has a point.......

    • @4074-j9d
      @4074-j9d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The simple fact that Muslims don't eat pork saved a man

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha fat joke

  • @ganganwoo3282
    @ganganwoo3282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    As an Asian I approve of your accent

    • @shahmirkhan5373
      @shahmirkhan5373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      White Fox5168 as a South Asian, i disapprove of your channel image

    • @ganganwoo3282
      @ganganwoo3282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Also as a south Asian, I do not care

    • @shahmirkhan5373
      @shahmirkhan5373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      White Fox5168 understandable, have a nice day.

    • @majestyvondoom
      @majestyvondoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      White Fox5168 that was a great crossover event

    • @akanii18
      @akanii18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Spidey 8 Yeah. Can’t wait for season 2.

  • @totallynotsam910
    @totallynotsam910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

    there should be a subreddit called “r/slightlyinjuredbywords”
    edit: now that i have actually discovered what a horid mess reddit is, i regret making this comment

    • @internits2689
      @internits2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      totallynotsam
      No

    • @liamwinters298
      @liamwinters298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You make it, I’ll join it

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      totallynotsam r/torturedrapedandmutilatedbywors

    • @trashbutbetter309
      @trashbutbetter309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      R/subsiwishwerereal

    • @thegreensunsetgroup2501
      @thegreensunsetgroup2501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This entire comment thread would get so much hate if this wasn't a Reddit channel.

  • @owenchafer1083
    @owenchafer1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    On behalf of the Canadians, we will have to decline your offer. We may be nice but we're not that nice.

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      On behalf of Native Americans, we will also be declining as we've been oppressed enough by racist Caucasians.

    • @randominternettoaster7859
      @randominternettoaster7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      God damn that's lit

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      On behalf of all the Pokemon, we'll have to gracefully decline this offer from humanity, as we have enough earthquake users already

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      On behalf of evolution, your existence has been denied, as it would disprove the whole "survival of the fittest" thing.

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 lmao holy shit

  • @mm-ez6xn
    @mm-ez6xn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    5:50 on behalf of the Native Americans I will decline this offer as the last time we were with mammoths they all died. Try the Mongolians.

    • @crimsonfiend2700
      @crimsonfiend2700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Thank you I couldn’t have said it better

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Calm down

    • @alexanderduran891
      @alexanderduran891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Just imagine her face when she read the comments 😂😂

    • @jamessumner4744
      @jamessumner4744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You are supposed to pass to a different race

    • @mentallyunstableorphan
      @mentallyunstableorphan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      On Behalf of the Bat-Family I will kindly decline this offer because last time I made friends with somebody, they turned into a creepy clown dude with red lipstick and and green hair.

  • @ALEX-wx9sh
    @ALEX-wx9sh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    *"WE DON'T EAT PORK...!"*
    Dammnn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @misterwuss5456
      @misterwuss5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Yeah I honestly almost choked after hearing that

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mister Wuss on your pork?

    • @fcggyy
      @fcggyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s not a bad thing..?

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MelonPlayzYT thanks, Sherlock.

    • @imbored6960
      @imbored6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I died

  • @red.psycho02
    @red.psycho02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    5:14 On the behalf of all cultures on earth, we kindly decline your offer. Maybe the Grey Aliens will take care of this.

    • @cian2168
      @cian2168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      On behalf of all grey aliens, we are forced to decline this offer. I suggest the bacteria take this one.

    • @unknownbyself
      @unknownbyself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      On behalf of bacteria, we're not going to touch this one. Too toxic.

    • @elsiekrauze9825
      @elsiekrauze9825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@cian2168 on behalf of bacteria, I'm afraid we'll have to decline, we are to busy getting into peoples immune systems, maybe the atoms can take care of this

    • @reanimator7288
      @reanimator7288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      @@elsiekrauze9825 on behalf of all atoms, we'd rather split apart. I'd suggest the oxygen cells take this one.

    • @Jay-ho7sf
      @Jay-ho7sf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      On the behalf of all black holes we kindly decline your offer as we are busy confusing the shit out of scientists and also making people nervous about space. Maybe the stars can take this one.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “Ya misspelled desperate” fucking kills me

    • @Kmkmkms
      @Kmkmkms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so sad but such a great line

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw Joanne
      Thanks for giving one kid all the Candy the other kids gathered on the grounds they have the special magic genes, only as long as they do exactly what you say.
      Careful kids. Don’t try to pee around Joanne or she’ll be like “I have to Inspect You first to make sure you’re not a PERVERT”

  • @malikthemadman
    @malikthemadman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    5:14 the one thing that units all races.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "We dont eat pork"
      My nigga basicly called her a pig lmao

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Scazoid now for an Indian to say they don't eat cows

    • @precosbiggestfanthecarno1176
      @precosbiggestfanthecarno1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Muslim isn’t a race it’s a religion for fuck sake

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@precosbiggestfanthecarno1176 Islam is isn't it?

    • @precosbiggestfanthecarno1176
      @precosbiggestfanthecarno1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elijah Dilullo yes it’s Islam i feel stupid now. Islam is a religion and a person who practices Islam is Muslim

  • @woodfloor111
    @woodfloor111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    The answer to "what did the zero say to the eight?" was BRILLIANT.

    • @guyfawkes3940
      @guyfawkes3940 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dana Baldus
      Care to share?

    • @guyfawkes3940
      @guyfawkes3940 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old As Fuck White Neighbor
      ... Nope, sorry
      Then again I'm really tired, so

    • @komurohokyoji9169
      @komurohokyoji9169 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      was that supposed to be funny?
      no wonder reddit is garbage

    • @Clothori
      @Clothori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Guy Fawkes He pretty much said she's 0/10 and he's 8/10 in terms of appearance

    • @itsover9008
      @itsover9008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol all those who can't laugh to this, let us extract your salt for Canadian roads

  • @johndarcangelo6893
    @johndarcangelo6893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    That "what did the zero say the eight?" shit was too much.

  • @malak-4348
    @malak-4348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Phoenix Wright was the wright one for the thumbnail
    He can literally destroy your family by words
    Edit: OBJECTION in the description? DAMN THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A GOOD VIDEO

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Malak Tarek
      OBJECTION!
      My family has no reason to commit crime nor evidence to prove that they have any involvement in any infractions, misdemeanors, nor felonies under the United States of America Laws and Regulations as of June 23 of 2019. In turn meaning that there is no possible way that he can charge us with a crime if there's no evidential proof.

    • @mattok101digitaltamer9
      @mattok101digitaltamer9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mrs. Lop3z should have been take that imo

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Malak Tarek T A K E T H A T

    • @Princess-Jellyfish07
      @Princess-Jellyfish07 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile picture....I like

    • @PublicVoidStart909
      @PublicVoidStart909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NUMBER 300 YEAH!!!!!!!

  • @toothpicksinurtoes1598
    @toothpicksinurtoes1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3089

    I’m a simple girl.
    I see Phoenix Wright in the thumbnail.
    I click.

    • @TheRealJackOfTrades
      @TheRealJackOfTrades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yeah, that's what I did. I notice that. " *objection!* " Expression and I click

    • @billie2148
      @billie2148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too

    • @malak-4348
      @malak-4348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That's the only reason I clicked to be honest 😂

    • @cursednonprofile6206
      @cursednonprofile6206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @Nick-dx2pt
      @Nick-dx2pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn right

  • @bugnoodle3774
    @bugnoodle3774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    5:51 “We don’t eat pork” LMFAO

    • @cowboy2631
      @cowboy2631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      *Announces time of death*

    • @RainbowMama143
      @RainbowMama143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The best burn EVER! 😂😂😂

    • @TuckerAnimations
      @TuckerAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moth you need lämp? I got lämp..

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The best one yet

    • @StormTehSinner
      @StormTehSinner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      daaaaamn.... that got me good... xDDDD

  • @underwaterboii
    @underwaterboii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    That's the best pronunciation of my name in the last decade.

    • @paigemilner2448
      @paigemilner2448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Noah Schram Please introduce yourself like that forever

    • @underwaterboii
      @underwaterboii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Will do ;)

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where?

    • @noahdavis8559
      @noahdavis8559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      10:48

    • @noahdavis8559
      @noahdavis8559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also: hello, brother Noah. I wish my last name was as uncommon as "Schraaaaaaaam."

  • @greattitan371
    @greattitan371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    5:13 imagine being rejected by 5 ethnicities

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was about to comment about this again until I saw my own comment from 10 months ago. Lmao.

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now millions of ethnicities races species deities and plants are rejecting her

    • @Cyphlix
      @Cyphlix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ..and counting.

    • @andrechavez8024
      @andrechavez8024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i loved how all of the accents he did were accurate

  • @genericasian5699
    @genericasian5699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Holy shit, the Asian dude wasn't supposed to tell you all about the Ninja Flying Arts. Dude. Secrets are secret for a reason.

    • @FrozenMicrowaveDinner
      @FrozenMicrowaveDinner 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Son Kien Pae oh no!

    • @bobrianfo104
      @bobrianfo104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He should commit harakiri, seppuku or play sudoku. I'd say the third one is hands down the most painful option, it will definitely restore his honor after such a betrayal.

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It has to be a difficult sudoku, though. Too easy and people will complain.

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With modern tech, you'd think _Ninja _*_Flying_*_ Arts_ would be long discovered by AA radars regardless...

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's something they teach you to avoid in your Nin-ja classes. The flying part ian't taught until you've gone through Art-nin-JA.
      I am probably a disgrace please forgive me.

  • @martro9266
    @martro9266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    5:18 - holy shit that made me laugh. World peace, all Nations together in denial agreeing to deny!

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      On behalf of the Native Americans, we're glad that we weren't offered that land whale

    • @toby6380
      @toby6380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      On behalf of all South Koreans, we would also like to join.

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should have asked the Eskimos!

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tinbanger66 they deal with seals, not whales

    • @evanallaire2829
      @evanallaire2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinbanger66 dont get started on the eskamos

  • @מהלעזאזל
    @מהלעזאזל 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    GOODBYYYYYEEEEEEEE MOOOOOONMEEEENNN
    I SAID GOODBYYYYYEEEEEEEE MONEMMEEEEENNNNNN

  • @Julryilmaz
    @Julryilmaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “Who cares?”
    “Not your dad obviously”
    That SENT me omg

  • @marksamiotis5935
    @marksamiotis5935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Damn the ice-cream emoji broke too?
    *I can't breathe*

  • @m.v.a.l7669
    @m.v.a.l7669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    "We don't eat pork" lmao 5:52

    • @trotdelima
      @trotdelima 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Killermickey they just slaughtered that fat girl

    • @imwalkenhere2748
      @imwalkenhere2748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I’m surprised the list ended where it did. I’m sure the eskimos could have found a few good reasons to decline harpooning that walrus

    • @hughmungus3359
      @hughmungus3359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BRUH HAD ME DEAD FR xD

    • @warriorgamingyt5655
      @warriorgamingyt5655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Killermickey i almost died there

    • @HoodieProduction
      @HoodieProduction 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOF

  • @vallencia
    @vallencia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    "TAKE THAT!"
    -Phoenix Wright.

    • @sloane3785
      @sloane3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      _Cough_ Objection!!

    • @vallencia
      @vallencia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sloane3785 Hold it!

    • @sloane3785
      @sloane3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eureka!

    • @cobaltis
      @cobaltis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sloane3785 Injection!

    • @sloane3785
      @sloane3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rejection!

  • @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew
    @Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That Buzzfeed joke couldn't have aged any better.

  • @ned4888
    @ned4888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    GOODBYEEEEEE MOON MAN oh goodbye..

    • @trentacion7603
      @trentacion7603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Carlisle Grime Media Lol that outro actually was amazing

  • @RickyPro888
    @RickyPro888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    “We don’t eat pork’ LMAO

    • @qjtvaddict
      @qjtvaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RickyPro BURN BURN BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNN

    • @claystewart3178
      @claystewart3178 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/whoooosh

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      By far the best part was that they all managed to join in on the roast.

    • @elijahmuller5041
      @elijahmuller5041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stellagator 22
      The only person getting wooshed here is you

    • @WackRusDud
      @WackRusDud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@claystewart3178 something tells me you don't even know when *"r/whoooosh"* is used...

  • @partypoppers4126
    @partypoppers4126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    5:16 Who would've thought that stupid people on the internet would be what brought the cultures together.

  • @youraveragejojofan2801
    @youraveragejojofan2801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    On Behalf Of All Irishmen We Gladly Decline Becuase No Matter How Much We Drank We Could Still Not Forget Sleeping With Our Livestock Maybe The Brazilians Will Say Yes

    • @maxie6455
      @maxie6455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      On behalf of all Brazilians we gladly decline your offer because this foot ball is to big to kick

    • @pedromiguel748
      @pedromiguel748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@maxie6455 we'll let the Italians handle this one...

    • @Princess-Jellyfish07
      @Princess-Jellyfish07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@pedromiguel748 on behalf of Italians we only like beef in our noodles, let the Indians take this one maybe?

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Princess-Jellyfish07 which kind of Indian? Because on behalf of the American Indians (Native Americans), we don't want anything to do with a land whale such as this. Maybe the Indians we were initially confused for when Columbus set foot on our land would like a crack at this?

    • @iksskan9147
      @iksskan9147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Princess-Jellyfish07 on behalf of all Indian men we don't like to associate with beef

  • @kazmaniandeviil9970
    @kazmaniandeviil9970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    his voice is godlike, does anyone else love when he has snippets of singing at the ends of his vids? damn

  • @captainloser6237
    @captainloser6237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    We need a full goodbye moonmen cover.

  • @LadyPallas
    @LadyPallas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    I cracked up so hard at that "on behalf of..." chain 😂😂😂

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      McHinery yes that's a classic.. never gets old 😂

    • @mr.anderson5806
      @mr.anderson5806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      McHinery I've seen that post some time ago and it's still funny😂

    • @UnownedMonkey
      @UnownedMonkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      McHinery I LOVED that part it was my FAVORITE part!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @9inchtablet
      @9inchtablet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It used to be mine but then I found out the girl in the photo had her photos taken and some bullies actually made those posts and subsequent chain. Basically a bunch of people got together to make fun of a chick and her post she didn't even make.

    • @LadyPallas
      @LadyPallas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      9inchtablet oh that’s sad

  • @simmertoddler1632
    @simmertoddler1632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    6:03 Femails
    r/boneappletea anyone?

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably a deliberate misspelling meant to disrespect women-tbh i kinda wish he’d gone for “femoids” instead

    • @simmertoddler1632
      @simmertoddler1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Flowtail what kinda insult is femail

    • @КобальтРейген
      @КобальтРейген 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The feck is bone apple tea

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Кобальт Рейген it’s people spelling words with other words, like instead of appetite they would say app it tight

    • @КобальтРейген
      @КобальтРейген 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that seems interesting

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Sorrow, you're actually a really good singer. You have a good voice, and I believe that, with proper training, you could be amazing. I hear a lot of potential.

    • @kata1261
      @kata1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Came to the comments specifically to find someone actually talking about that amazing bit at the end ^^ It sounded like a rather excellent Bowie impression to me

    • @sparksfly6149
      @sparksfly6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kata
      Yeah it was pretty good wasn’t it?

    • @mrhouse4479
      @mrhouse4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea he has like a old school sound to him, its good for sure

    • @speedberry1
      @speedberry1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's actually a Jemaine Clement impression, as that song is from Rick and Morty, sung by Jemaine Clement

    • @luciemajor7118
      @luciemajor7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For a bit I thought it was stretching to 10 minutes but it’s actually really good

  • @pw3714
    @pw3714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    5:18 This is the single best debate ever

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ibuki Mioda That's not a debate, you door knob.

    • @pw3714
      @pw3714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He Who Judges Welp, I'm a doorknob so I wouldn't know XD

    • @knucklemybuckle
      @knucklemybuckle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or is it? *Lets debate about it*

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I doubted you, but then I watched it...

    • @pw3714
      @pw3714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyle Frank *gasp* You doubted me?

  • @imapigeonyoupeasant1489
    @imapigeonyoupeasant1489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    Lmfao "I don't eat pork"

    • @sionmarak1916
      @sionmarak1916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm a pigeon, you peasant apply cold water to burned area

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But pork fat and water is just a mess

    • @pineapplestreet9792
      @pineapplestreet9792 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually saw something that was essentially the same but with someone eating something weird and saying it was because they were from Texas. People were arguing about where to send them

    • @aperson-gb9rh
      @aperson-gb9rh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That wasn't really funny though :l

    • @knucklemybuckle
      @knucklemybuckle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don't*

  • @aurorajohnson350
    @aurorajohnson350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    I see Ace Attorney, I click

  • @sixarc6357
    @sixarc6357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    G O O D B Y E M O O N M A N

    • @randomuploadsism
      @randomuploadsism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMAN!

    • @dynapimp886
      @dynapimp886 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      randomuploadsism Goodbye moonmen

    • @itzstormy9733
      @itzstormy9733 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      randomuploadsism I SAID GOODBBYYYYYYYEEEEE MOOONMAAAANNN

    • @Theproblemdoc
      @Theproblemdoc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      G O O D B Y E M O O N P E O P L E

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN

  • @winterlarsime9938
    @winterlarsime9938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "Femails"
    Is that when a women sends mail? What?

    • @TheDesertPunk1
      @TheDesertPunk1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Winter Larsimé Fe-Mails. Iron Mail

    • @no-yo8hj
      @no-yo8hj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Semaj Gaming I see what u did thrre

    • @StizzyM1
      @StizzyM1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winter Larsimé just end it

    • @winterlarsime9938
      @winterlarsime9938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris Atko, I keep trying, but the rope breaks, the gun jams, and the tiger has osteoporosis. Next stop:
      See if Courtney Love is single

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winter Larsimé I'm MAIL

  • @willattaway
    @willattaway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    the moon man cover was sic

    • @hanzofactory
      @hanzofactory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      random actions
      S I C C *

    • @starman41829
      @starman41829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      random actions wtf?

    • @starman41829
      @starman41829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      random actions I'm saying you nasty as fuck

    • @starman41829
      @starman41829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nugget TV No wtf

    • @alexbenitez6171
      @alexbenitez6171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He nailed it

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    On behalf of Earth, we have to collectively refuse. If we let Jupiter that close to us we won't survive the night

  • @andydandy2555
    @andydandy2555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    This video summarised in one word:
    oof

    • @pboe0
      @pboe0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This video summarised in one word
      Oh yeah yeah

    • @joel5611
      @joel5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ragnar The Red GOTTEM!

  • @Swordofswordom
    @Swordofswordom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    5:14 That wasn't a murder, that was a damn firing squad. xD

    • @brc9739
      @brc9739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swordofswordom what the fuck is your profile picture I’m scared please no

    • @user-ob6gc3io6i
      @user-ob6gc3io6i 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1:00 o'clock out night, and on the Muslims punchline, I just straight out went "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

  • @jackshirley2360
    @jackshirley2360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    how to get your channel demonetized. real quick lmfao
    wtf i just quoted a joke from the video and i got 2k likes don’t like my comment like the video instead

    • @sophie6413
      @sophie6413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This my primary source of income

    • @jackshirley2360
      @jackshirley2360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tigris The Tiger Animatronic emphasizes “income” in asian accent

    • @babyyoda9407
      @babyyoda9407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ebola pls no come to me.....😨😨😨😨

    • @jackshirley2360
      @jackshirley2360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Funny Eevee yes

    • @sandk7969
      @sandk7969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is income? We always look for outcomes..

  • @invert3771
    @invert3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Is anyone gonna talk about the absolutely beautiful “goodbye moonmen” singings ;-;

    • @guitarbass22
      @guitarbass22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE KILLED ME!!! I’ve apparently seen this video before because I commented on it 2 years ago 😂😂😂

  • @0-_yikes-_0
    @0-_yikes-_0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "not even Dash could out run that heartbreak"
    that honestly made my day

  • @ThatOneGuy-nd6od
    @ThatOneGuy-nd6od 7 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    We need a full cover of you singing Goodbye Moonmen

  • @fantastic_mr_frog
    @fantastic_mr_frog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Can we talk about how actually a good singer he is?

    • @KCUROV
      @KCUROV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      hoi its emily the goddamn halo theme always kills me

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And has a good voice in general. NOBODY IS GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE ACCENTS??

    • @noriakitheneko2939
      @noriakitheneko2939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THE DUDE IS FUCKING PERFECT AND HE DESERVES LOVE?!?

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noriaki the neko YEEESSS

    • @rentapede
      @rentapede 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed.

  • @stewslip3349
    @stewslip3349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    9:27 GOOOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOON MAAAANN

    • @Pasclesrm
      @Pasclesrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We say GOOOOOODBYYYYYEEEE MOOOOOOOON MAAAAN

    • @pinruihuang8463
      @pinruihuang8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pasclesrm vaxei godmode1!!!1!!

  • @blaizeharris5560
    @blaizeharris5560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    6:15 ...r/Incels, top left corner- explains it all

    • @TheMinecraftMan757
      @TheMinecraftMan757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ah, yes. The retired drama farm.

    • @x3naurus
      @x3naurus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      rip

    • @cnorth265
      @cnorth265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      F

    • @omegalul9629
      @omegalul9629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel stupid for not understanding any of this. Pls help.

    • @aj76257
      @aj76257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      DeZo You're better off not knowing

  • @gavonm6262
    @gavonm6262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5892

    I love the long ones

    • @SorrowTV
      @SorrowTV  7 ปีที่แล้ว +671

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kinogemmy
      @kinogemmy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Sorrow TV my man

    • @Datura..
      @Datura.. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s what she sed

    • @someoneboring
      @someoneboring 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sorrow TV ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

    • @DJBaphomet
      @DJBaphomet 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a place for a lenny face somewhere in these replies.

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    That moonmen was inspirational..

  • @RedRazor001
    @RedRazor001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    R/murderedbywords summed up in one sentence. “Flex tape can’t fix that”

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E*

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "To demonstrate, I sawed this man's ego in half!"

    • @Kid_Cat64
      @Kid_Cat64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BLUE SHELL!

  • @JubileeBloom
    @JubileeBloom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    7:06 That's it. That is my favorite politician.

    • @jeremytewari3346
      @jeremytewari3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I disagree with his politics and I’d still let him be emperor of the world

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'm willing to bet there's a teenage intern in charge of his social media.

    • @ryboithelegend3737
      @ryboithelegend3737 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is it chief

    • @miareanna7533
      @miareanna7533 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Stan your profile pic

  • @commissarkitty3553
    @commissarkitty3553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    B Y E girl was clever

    • @loFEEzy.
      @loFEEzy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He set himself up for it tbh

    • @unoriginalyoutubename8761
      @unoriginalyoutubename8761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lambert
      No. Witty people actually exist.

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lambert r/nothingeverhappens

    • @rubberduck1220
      @rubberduck1220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      metallsnubben Sometimes fornication happens. It’s the way things roll. And she was clever, but maybe she had time to think about it? Maybe she did not do the typing at once. Maybe she went to the kitchen and spread vaginal discharge on toast before doing the answer. Yes, it might have been just like that. Very disgusting! Like wtf!? On toast? But she doesn’t want to eat it, because it’s too gross so she gives it to her little brother with some jam on it. He’s 8 and will eat anything with jam on it. So he sits there, nom nom, and watch her homemade porn while she types the answer. It’s so sick and I realize that this is what happened to me as a kid. Damn I hate my sis.

  • @DisDudeDraws
    @DisDudeDraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    My favorite roast I ever saw online:
    OP: The universe is my waifu.
    Commenter: The only waifu you'll ever be inside of.
    It was beautiful :D

    • @KittyCatViolet379
      @KittyCatViolet379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Derpy Dev I don't get it and yet it's still funny

    • @jillstingray7848
      @jillstingray7848 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pikakip 379 would you like me to explain

    • @KittyCatViolet379
      @KittyCatViolet379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IS THAT A (word I can't say because I'm family friendly) JOJO REFRENCE?! Maybe

    • @khronoq776
      @khronoq776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sexual ref

    • @immaboirightmommy56
      @immaboirightmommy56 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE, NI🅱🅱A?*

  • @wholegrainbread3904
    @wholegrainbread3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "A how to guide on: How to get your channel demonetized - REAL QUICK!"
    I cannot express how much this killed me😂😂

  • @griffingamingxp
    @griffingamingxp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4632

    I discovered your channel recently and love it

    • @Stribog1337
      @Stribog1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hi beautiful couple much love xoxo.

    • @griffingamingxp
      @griffingamingxp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What

    • @skinnypenis4771
      @skinnypenis4771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao

    • @JP-kk1fz
      @JP-kk1fz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Griffin welcome to the club

    • @im4g0d_1
      @im4g0d_1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Griffin just found it about 20 minutes ago.

  • @renamurray9957
    @renamurray9957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3196

    ‘‘Tis the season for sorrow to fill my stocking

    • @Gumfondle
      @Gumfondle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OwO

    • @KanaIzumiya
      @KanaIzumiya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's this?

    • @johndedrinko5216
      @johndedrinko5216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spooky Alex TROLOALALALALLLAAS

    • @maxiBianca
      @maxiBianca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nani?!

    • @s.g.7572
      @s.g.7572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a sad image when taken out of context.

  • @bobbobbing
    @bobbobbing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    You have to have a very high Iq to understand that outro

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And also a very high note.
      Godb *yyyyyyyyyyyyy* e

    • @Betapvnk
      @Betapvnk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s too Pickle Rick for my taste...

  • @naricyno
    @naricyno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    ....after watching some Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney gameplays after watching this video a year later I shall say:
    *I SEE PHOENIX IN THE THUMBNAIL,*

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!!! When I originally watched this I had no clue what that was

    • @Newbluejay
      @Newbluejay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌

  • @-imdeadinside-
    @-imdeadinside- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    5:17 is 10/10

    • @henryarnold8298
      @henryarnold8298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Bacon Master it is, its like hot potato with races

    • @aqueousdog
      @aqueousdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I prefer 4:00

    • @burgz8964
      @burgz8964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bacon Master best one by far

    • @dmc8129
      @dmc8129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Take away the dash and you get her weight

    • @NieR-002
      @NieR-002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @jipjip3000
    @jipjip3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Did you know that the song “moonmen” is sung by jemaine clement who actually appeared in this video at 4:35 - 4:40

    • @grosstrash1923
      @grosstrash1923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sir Tophat Yeah that's why Sorrow spoke in Jemaine's voice.

    • @andy-tm5re
      @andy-tm5re 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      probably why sorrow sang “goodbye moonmen” at the end

  • @itbelikethat8583
    @itbelikethat8583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I died at "You have a weird citrus golem as a president" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christopher_graffam
      @christopher_graffam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As an American, I can unfortunately verify that claim. *Cries*

    • @Jonandtan69
      @Jonandtan69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a mexican and a non white guilt liberal I thought the antitrump memes were a little eh. A lot funnier memes come from the maga boys

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonandtan69 white guilt
      Maybe trump is actually just as much of a doofus as he looks like and you are just a racist bafoon buying into bullshit” shut the fuck up witj the ignorant liberal bashing you dumb hick

    • @Porygonal64
      @Porygonal64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacen, did you forget to take your Prep-H again?

  • @mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344
    @mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I'm a simple man, I see Ace Attorney I click.

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pfp checks out

    • @emilysavage209
      @emilysavage209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I throughly love your pfp

    • @NaschAzure
      @NaschAzure 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@g.ferreira6745 ok weeabo

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NaschAzure thanks weeabo

    • @NaschAzure
      @NaschAzure 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@g.ferreira6745 how am I the weeabo in this situation

  • @andrewdavis2577
    @andrewdavis2577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    9:52 probably the best part of the video

    • @THE304REAPER
      @THE304REAPER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ChampDavis 06 you’re definitely correct

    • @Clarinhafamaral
      @Clarinhafamaral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gooooooodbyeeee

    • @imoneoldfart6804
      @imoneoldfart6804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kind of sounds like the gas cloud from Rick and Morty. bit of editing and it will be right on.

    • @leonardparra3985
      @leonardparra3985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbh, its so good

    • @issabino9903
      @issabino9903 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:01

  • @michaelsalinas7680
    @michaelsalinas7680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    5:13 on behalf of all italians everywhere, we are both happy and dissapointed that you keep us out of this discussion, we were at home makeing pizza and spaghetti, whilst our children pick grapes for wine, i thought our good friends the Asians would invite us to the disscusion, but nay.

    • @genesis011
      @genesis011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seanluke Salinas how about the Korean people?

    • @michaelsalinas7680
      @michaelsalinas7680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well-a i dont-a know, *BECAUSE IM NOT FREAKING KOREAN*

    • @genesis011
      @genesis011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok

    • @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268
      @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      On behalf of the Korean people, we were too busy with things that were more important like playing LoL.

    • @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268
      @michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Swolfey
      Yes. It was a joke. I am a Korean American. I should know that we are asians lmao

  • @araccoonstolemyradiator
    @araccoonstolemyradiator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    9:17 I know this is late but holy shit you are a good singer. if you made a second channel that was just you singing I would sub and I don't even like song channels.

    • @DestroyerXII1
      @DestroyerXII1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's even better when it's a Rick and morty reference

    • @designationj7-223
      @designationj7-223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Comical Core like a better David Bowie lol

    • @robertlopez2052
      @robertlopez2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Designation J7-22 sorrow is a good singer, but fuck you. David Bowie compared to no one.

    • @fag9073
      @fag9073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Animal Life, why do you like Rick and morty

    • @fag9073
      @fag9073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like it because I’m a brilliant intellectual and that only clever people watch rick and Morty. Most of the people who don’t like Rick and Morty are just insanely stupid ha.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:40 fun fact, the ACTUAL passage, in it's original Hebrew, says "If a man lieth with a young boy.."
    It's talking about pederasty, not homosexuality.

    • @danielhoffman1788
      @danielhoffman1788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      finally I see someone else knows the real meaning!

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've also seen people say it's about adultery (I'm not sure exactly how, but I don't know enough to debunk it) or sex slavery (having slaves specifically for sex)?

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure that that isn't true. Regardless, there are multiple Bible verses condemning homosexuality, not just that one. I seriously doubt that all of them happened to be mistranslated, even if that one in particular was.

    • @adolfhipsteryolocaust3443
      @adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sholem_bond sex slavery is allowed in the torah

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm someone disappointed he didn't respond after she replied "you make me suck, fuck you!" I would've responded with another verse
      "I do not permit a woman to assume or to practice authority over and man, for she must be silent." 1 Timothy 2:12

  • @M3rVsT4H
    @M3rVsT4H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Holy shit, this was one of the best. I ded set spat coffee over the gay dude bringing his mum in for a second opinion lol. And the various races of the world politely declining heffersaurus rex was epic value.

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      heffersaurus rex, I have a new insult, thank you.

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was he gay?

    • @M3rVsT4H
      @M3rVsT4H ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raiisleep "he"?? Are you making an assumption?

  • @davymachinegun5130
    @davymachinegun5130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    5:48
    That's the sickest burn I ever witnessed on the internet.

    • @manykarma6180
      @manykarma6180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      true, true
      pork are gross

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR

    • @coinexplorer
      @coinexplorer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you do what you did

    • @oday_wasel
      @oday_wasel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍😂

    • @spikemc5552
      @spikemc5552 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Headroom ohhhhh the savagery 😂😂😂😂, even I felt that I’m but a mere bystander#Dead

  • @MurdochMMQCR
    @MurdochMMQCR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    5:15 best part.

  • @henrylakeshaw4808
    @henrylakeshaw4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As a straight guy you have the hottest singing voice I've ever heard.

    • @brook_angel
      @brook_angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You still straight? Or did the lockdown make you have a change of heart?

    • @henrylakeshaw4808
      @henrylakeshaw4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brook_angel now I get pegged

  • @Shorkii.
    @Shorkii. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    That high note at 10:07 is sick

    • @Minty_Mentos_
      @Minty_Mentos_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *-Ꮯ_8ᏌᎢ13Ꭱ-* do u kno da wae

    • @thegamerswitch109
      @thegamerswitch109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No Lifer NORMIE REEEEEEE

    • @Minty_Mentos_
      @Minty_Mentos_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this was back when the meme was alive

    • @thegamerswitch109
      @thegamerswitch109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No Lifer no it was still a shit meme

  • @eyeofthebeholder_
    @eyeofthebeholder_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    I sang along to the R&M song because my IQ is off the charts.

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Indubitably my astute acquaintance! Such complex linguistics have no need for melodies; as only a scholar's noble heart can serve as metronome.

    • @megnut2026
      @megnut2026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr same

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NekoChan A potential poser? Recite pi to the 40th digit, heathen!

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2017 National champs 40th? Tis' some rookie numbers, M'Chad!

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The eye of the beholder. GOODBYYEEEE MOONMAN

  • @MrRighto
    @MrRighto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    5:22 this is one of the best denials ever

  • @joleneonyoutube
    @joleneonyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love your voice, Sorrow. Going through your archive and forgot how much I just enjoy your voice

  • @InSamniac777
    @InSamniac777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    As a new Zealander I appreciate the accurate accent of Jermaine

    • @samd9816
      @samd9816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jermaine is my wife

    • @user-ob5hj5vn8c
      @user-ob5hj5vn8c 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hell yea :)) new zealand

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ernie gang / Mr Bulldops Jermaine is my mom.
      Dad?

    • @SupashakeYT
      @SupashakeYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jermaine is dad

    • @perhapsMusic
      @perhapsMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jemaine's name is Jemaine.

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Can confirm in New Zealand, the citrus golem is the most serious part of our politics

    • @nadiarey4196
      @nadiarey4196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So is it in the United States...

    • @KyleDB150
      @KyleDB150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice

  • @MaryArts
    @MaryArts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Omg the culture and nation debate on the fat chick was so genius XD

  • @bingle4551
    @bingle4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    others: that was a good video
    me: *good byyyyyyyyyeeee moon mannnn*

  • @invaderdoom1
    @invaderdoom1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I like to imagine the exchange from 5:14 - 5:54 was done by a group of friends that planed all of this out and were probably sitting in the same room together so that that could reply one after the other.

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      invaderdoom1 see the dates nigga

    • @nadiarey4196
      @nadiarey4196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Undoubtedly.

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most racially diverse group of friends ever, since I dont got a Muslim friend

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@coreythepeanut wanna be friends, then?

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ReiAnikaAyanami Sure m8

  • @xtremegamez3753
    @xtremegamez3753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    9:16 *Rick and Morty fanboys start spontaneously singing in unison*
    Edit: Holy crap, I've never gotten so many likes!

    • @akayame39
      @akayame39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or Flight of the Conchords fans.

    • @apathylucas
      @apathylucas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XtremeGamez 37 I NOTICED THAT

    • @thefollower5256
      @thefollower5256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good byeeeee! Moon man....

    • @WaffleEggnog
      @WaffleEggnog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both those scriptures are Jewish law and neither have been relevant for like 2000 years. Both people are wrong and don't understand the Bible tbh. If she really wanted to make a case she should have used the passage from Romans.

    • @xtremegamez3753
      @xtremegamez3753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@WaffleEggnog?

  • @lolhi9167
    @lolhi9167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    10:06 you HIT that note wow

    • @therickestrick1153
      @therickestrick1153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Random Commenter magic of falsetto

    • @MonoEnta
      @MonoEnta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Random Commenter I’m tempted to make a 10 minute version of it

    • @RivenEnjoyer6897
      @RivenEnjoyer6897 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like assault and battery

    • @anisnej10
      @anisnej10 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Commenter was expecting to be impressed. was not

  • @pinkumbrellaneo2283
    @pinkumbrellaneo2283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm crying at the accents, especially when you said about demonitized xD

  • @definatelynotalpharius
    @definatelynotalpharius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Your Moon man is great.

  • @esanimations6293
    @esanimations6293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    5:21, now that is a roasted pork

    • @abnormallylargefrog565
      @abnormallylargefrog565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Em'sAnimations XD

    • @abnormallylargefrog565
      @abnormallylargefrog565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one.

    • @mie454
      @mie454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Em'sAnimations But it's true tho, muslims don't eat pork XD

    • @hahphyz
      @hahphyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      my only question is why was the muslim accent indian

    • @micbitsyt9581
      @micbitsyt9581 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Em'sAnimations if she uses timblr

  • @Imsoscared38647
    @Imsoscared38647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    To all the people bitching about Sorrow being liberal, you realize he just picks the top posts from the sub, right?
    Edit: to sum up my argument, the top posts in that sub are generally left leaning. The top post is literally someone roasting trump. So if you're complaining that Sorrow is showing a liberal bias, blame it on the sub. For all the people who are complaining about not making fun of liberals, visit the sub. I only found one thing even remotely close to what I would consider conservative humor and it was still pretty far down the top posts. And for the argument that it alienates potential right wing fans because of this so called "liberal bias" then tough luck. Usually it's the sub, he didn't make the jokes. So if you get butt hurt over a joke towards your political party and can't realize it's not even Sorrows opinion you'll probably not like this channel. And even if he shows some sort of liberal viewpoint, so what? I watch people who I consider more conservative but I still enjoy there content. I even watched Keemstar for a while, a super open conservative who was all for trump. But I realized even if he does have bias in his show I can still enjoy it. If you can't to the same for Sorrow I think your extremely childish and closed minded /rant end

    • @g6entertainment329
      @g6entertainment329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That subreddit must be populated with normies then.
      There has to be more than one sub that covers similar topics, maybe he should branch out.

    • @Imsoscared38647
      @Imsoscared38647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Or maybe it's just that it's the biggest sub that does this style of content? He also doesn't have to fit your little view of him. People outside your basement aren't all conservative you know. Also using normies unironically

    • @g6entertainment329
      @g6entertainment329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      >assuming I'm conservative
      >assuming I live in a basement
      >getting upset at the legitimate use of the term "normie"
      If he's getting these off one subreddit every time maybe he should explore more than just one option not to appeal to "conservatives" but as to not alienate his audience.
      Not thinking J.K Rowling is funny doesn't automatically make you a conservative.

    • @scottagon
      @scottagon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Febreezy Q Chill out bro, don't get all protective, constructive criticism is what makes content better, not worse. This channel is good, but its abhorrently left wing, which is fine, but not particularly funny when its obvious that things have been left out because there too right wing, or where he exaggerates the hilarity of an unfunny political quote of JK Rowling...

    • @Imsoscared38647
      @Imsoscared38647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      G6 Entertainment So he should change his entire format for you to be happy? Change it from "r/murderedbywords Top posts of all time" to "top posts of all time from subs similar to r/murderedbywords and not as liberal"? It doesn't work like that. And I never called you a conservative. I said people outside aren't all conservative. And you're using me saying you live in a basement as a point? Lol

  • @MelRosewood
    @MelRosewood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sorrow is human proof that you don’t need a voice deeper than the Grand Canyon to have a cool voice.

  • @SummerAlleriaWindrunner
    @SummerAlleriaWindrunner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    WOAH OK HOLD UP
    Correct me if I wrong, but was he singing/humming the freaking Halo BG music at 4:53.

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes.

    • @henrycunh
      @henrycunh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mildly accurate

    • @AJEllis-df4ip
      @AJEllis-df4ip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best part of this video 😂

    • @Ella-sw3vh
      @Ella-sw3vh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      everytime I hear it I think it's the death note bg

    • @warden-commandercousland
      @warden-commandercousland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, Sorrow knows that the Halo music is best choir music.

  • @Guitarded
    @Guitarded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    omg that high note at the end. bravo. bravo.

    • @dayzhapulley-akavi631
      @dayzhapulley-akavi631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guitarded
      I'm glad someone is talking about it :3

    • @Guitarded
      @Guitarded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      im ready for the album drop

    • @dayzhapulley-akavi631
      @dayzhapulley-akavi631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been waiting for that for a while

    • @TacticalDeux
      @TacticalDeux 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it's actually quite easy since it's a falsetto, if you practice enough you can get to that much and even higher

    • @dayzhapulley-akavi631
      @dayzhapulley-akavi631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iTrol...it was still cool how he did it

  • @appearedhalo9625
    @appearedhalo9625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I would pay to listen to his cover of goodbye moonmen

    • @rakidavid1866
      @rakidavid1866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyle Carey best cover x)

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With money or exposure?

    • @Acey42003
      @Acey42003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shut the fuck up about moonmen

    • @warpstonesnorter2319
      @warpstonesnorter2319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marshall The Gamer
      I see what you did there

  • @M4984LUV
    @M4984LUV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    why'd you put Phoenix Wright on the thumbnail, if it were from him it'd be more of an execution by words

    • @stopitgetsomehelp.
      @stopitgetsomehelp. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      some random person _death row by words_
      *Manfred von Karma shaking in the distance*

    • @hershelwidget
      @hershelwidget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phoenix was put there to spread the word that he gonna get into smash

    • @randominternettoaster7859
      @randominternettoaster7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stopitgetsomehelp. oof poor von Karma

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stopitgetsomehelp.BREAKING HEAD INTENSIFIES

  • @toxicghxst1712
    @toxicghxst1712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    5:20 Damn they just grouped up on her lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @sonicboom126
      @sonicboom126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      QuickMalcolm But none took the bait

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    5:18 That whole thing was amazing! 😂

  • @ansonhu5997
    @ansonhu5997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    5:18-5:53 she just got destroyed by SO much communities

    • @helpmesmugglememesintheeu2086
      @helpmesmugglememesintheeu2086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Solid Snake that was racial genocide. From many races to one

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Who knew that an overconfident fat chick might bring world peace? huh

    • @angel_wingz44
      @angel_wingz44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am a mess S a m e

    • @dzaenkireolm
      @dzaenkireolm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only disappointment was they were going race wise then why muslims lmao they are not a race

    • @irefusetochangemyprofilepi508
      @irefusetochangemyprofilepi508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helpmesmugglememesintheeu2086 more like a pig slaughter

  • @iosifhreceniuc5946
    @iosifhreceniuc5946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "You have a weird citrus golem as president"
    *J E S U S C H R I S T A L M I G H T Y W H A T*

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's no lie though.

    • @maxeclipse4065
      @maxeclipse4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We had the orange man and then we had dementia man. America can't catch a break with these presidents