I am currently sharing a bed with two yappie dogs and a four-year-old child. It's two in the morning. You have no idea how many times I've attempted to hold back a giggle, resulting in a surprise-snort, causing me to gasp unexpectedly and choke on my own spittle, then attempting to suppress a coughing fit, in a desperate attempt to not wake said yappie dogs and sleeping child. Worth it.
I used to work for the company at 1:34 they are quite possibly the worst. it's just a giant hipster burger chain that charge $15 aud for a small "gourmet" burger and thats not including the chips or drink
I understand this being funny, but as far as I can see, it's just all the flags in the European _Union_ *United* into one flag. So it kind of makes sense, even if it looks messy and is rather unpracticale
I really appreciate how you go through posts because as I have ADD, it makes it hard for me to concentrate when someone actually REVIEWS the posts (i dont like that most of the time) - so instead, having you just read the posts quickly and in lots of different voices with lots of different effects allows me to watch the videos with ease without needing to constantly skip ahead to skip past any unwanted review.
I remember first finding your channel midway through last month. I was dead sick and unable to attend school or function regularly. I decided that after pointlessly browsing for videos, I'd check out this one video that wouldn't leave my recommended list, being "Best of r/engrish". Honestly, I got more sick laughing but part of me felt at ease and relieved that night, and afterwards I found myself hooked on these videos. Your voice acting is genuinely hilarious and paired with the awkward subreddits you present, it's just a fantastic and comedic combination.
Spent the last half an hour (after 2 AM) rewatching Marshal Does Stuff videos because my insomnia has taken the form of "Sasa Lele" playing on an endless loop in my head... and I couldn't remember which video it was from. (1:47)
What is this channel!? I have never heard of it, yet it must be the video I laughed the most in all this year! What a great way to end the year =] Thanks for the laugh, I'm definitely going to watch more!
...my question is, why does he have what looks to be 4 legs with what looks to be 4 boots?! I'm compelled to draw an anatomically correct rl version of this..
Even beyond the obvious stupidity of: "baby needs beers & wines" There are some disconcerting implications to the people who went "yeah, these belong in the same aisle"
Thought I'd add to the Q&A with a pretty light-hearted and fun question. What do you think defines our role as a species in an unfathomably large and continuously expanding universe that defies our own comprehensive capabilities, and how should we attribute this to our lives as individuals? Asking for a friend btw
I believe the majority of people are too stupid to understand the majority of situations, events, and anything really, therefore I would take side with the fact that there is no point in actually changing our day to day lives as few people would truly understand how or why.
Talking Nonsense, I believe that we may not be anything significant in a universe that is so unfathomably massive, but if you look at how much single people left an imprint on our Earth, it can be an inspiration to me to try to achieve the impossible and do the undoable. In our current era of time we may never see an extraterrestrial being, but the least we can do is leave an imprint on our next of kin whom may very well become space explorers! Leave an impact so you may live on as legend and be recondized all throughout the galaxy in the future! You may not know it now, but our generation will live on in legend!
Talking Nonsense I think what defines our species is our drive to understand what we don’t know about the universe. We can contribute to that by exploring the unknown ourselves. Didn’t expect an actually answer did you? Ok, [insert joke about human mortality here]
HEY...I know you. You made me laugh some multiple times from a video you made. Does that make me famous? Wait--what? To answer your question...God. Just, God. And Jesus. And Bible. Trying to answer this question in any other fashion should be punishable by disembowelment and a steep fine.
![r/crappydesign Top Posts of All Time [2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/T3aaJqbjm_c/mqdefault.jpg)
You put Salsa on your Gps to get to flavor town
That's... Brilliant.
RIGHT HERE!!!
oh. my. god.
YOU SUCK AT COOKING!?
Salsa is also music #smart
No gonna lie I was tryna say ‘blink’ in the past tense like ‘blinked’ but I said ‘blonk’ and confused my entire family
Lmao
blunk
This made me laugh so hard oh mah Gawds.
Blonkened
Petition to change blink, blinked, blinked into blink, blank, blunk
You : I blinked
Me( an Intellectual) : I blonk
SAMPLE TEXT only those with an IQ of 200 will understand this
SAMPLE TEXT I b l o n k e d
Me (super intellectual): I _blonkend_
Me (a duper duper intellectual): I bloncc
Me, a Harvard graduate with all perfect scores: Blonketed
She never asked for the colors in order. Just for the colors, Jimmy.
Did somebody say Jimmy?
@@joshuagraham9646 are you on about the Stabby Boi?
@@joshuagraham9646 poop head lol 🤗
“Nothing is impossible”
“ *OH SASA LELE* “
It's even funnier because in our language it means "Take your uncle" which is even more messed up lolol😂
@@wanderingnomad7928 subbed
@@wanderingnomad7928 what language
@@wanderingnomad7928 what language I’m curious 😂😂😂
@@walatamedhin5631 we shall never know
0:11
there are 2 people in this world.
Marshall: reads vertically
Sorrow TV: reads horizontally
Either way it looks weird
Nesquik from the nesdi-
Attention students you are allowed not to take our to help trollies you move
JTMVision attention students you are not allowed to take our trollies to help you move
@@avajjjon yeah we know what it's supposed to say dude
STARING CONTEST!
*winks with both eyes*
YOU BLINKED!
“blink? no i *b l o n k* .”
"Nah, you blonked first!"
What
No u blonked
Mistah Blonk
*necc conch*
"Bumper car with no legs"
this made me laugh more than I should've
"Yankee with no brim" vs "Bumper car with no legs"
Timestamp?
Kids, after you watch this video, remember.........
*"Nothing is Possible."*
And before you watch the video...
Be warned that there is a 99.8487848402038474728% chance of dying
Of laughter
just give up
So the possibility of something being impossible is impossible.
Lord Worm so impossible is impossible so it's possible but it can't be possible but it's impossible to be impossible or possible
“So give up.”
His smile said Kachow but his heart said end me now
Nick crumpton no, his smile said kachoo
His mouth said kachigga
His heart said pull the trigga
Hello my chigas, I didn’t expect this
WHERES,THAT 1K?!?!?
#PrayforLightning
His smile said Rustees, but his heart said stop please
“Nesquik from the Nesdi-“ killed me
Nesquik? More like Nespiss.
@Vincent Rock's 2.0 NesQuik to the NESOUT
Very creative nick
Nescock
*_B L O N K_*
Regular person: blink
Us intelectuals: *-BLONK-*
Yaakov19 I saw the thumbnail and immediately thought B L O N K
Manda George me too
a *BOBY*
Yaakov19 *_s c r o n c h._*
You had me at the "boby in the boby corriage" hello
Don’t you mean “you had meat ‘boby in the boby corriage’ hello”?
yes
1:30 I imagined just a ton of soldiers going "YEEEEAHHHHH" And violently charging into a McDonalds.
Sploox
More like a Grill’d restaurant, since that is what the ad is referring to.
No, burger king.
This almost made me fall out of my chair in laughter. lmao.
AAAGGGGGHHHHH-yes,we want uhh....150 happy meals please?
This just makes the situation even better
2:34
Straight up scary right there.
” What are you going as this year?"
"BOY SAMPSON"
I believe there may be too many tennis balls.
NO SUCH THING! USE ALL THE TENNIS BALLS!
Are you sure? There're only 487 quadrillion and 1
I’m sure, trust me.
@JaidenFan2007 69
@JaidenFan2007 no,the number 69 is a meme and your time stamp is 6:09 so i had to reference it there
The laundry symbols had me gasping for air.
I was in tears. This good shit
I was literally suffocating. It good shit if do that to you.
Don’t wash tennis balls
NO TENNIS BALLS
I imagined the crazyrussianhacker reading the laundry symbols lol idkw
Joel Eldo LMAO SAME
I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing at "put some salsa on your GPS" oh my God
you put salsa on the gps to get to flavor town, like the pinned comment said.
Mine was the short film.
Me too and I'm not even in a chair
For me, the finding the original bumpa cahrs
"Vicious incest,fun for the whole family" had me dying
I did every time I think of it💀😂
First comes..
L *O* V E
Then comes..
M *O* R R I A G E
Then comes in a...
B *O* B Y
Then comes a *_BLONK_*
@@aretard7995 ah yes, the _B L O N K_
RUN. THE BLONKS ARE COMMING
@@yam7468 _no.. not the blonks_
In a boby corriage
The last part was perfection
TOO MANY TENNIS BALLS
Bumper cars :3
Just use 30°
That incest joke was actually really funny XD
I’ve totally lost it
Fun for the family holes
Well if ya lost it, where could it be? Do you need help finding it? XD
@@SCR4TCHK4T Thou hast (presumably) accidentally poem'd. Well done!
I am currently sharing a bed with two yappie dogs and a four-year-old child. It's two in the morning. You have no idea how many times I've attempted to hold back a giggle, resulting in a surprise-snort, causing me to gasp unexpectedly and choke on my own spittle, then attempting to suppress a coughing fit, in a desperate attempt to not wake said yappie dogs and sleeping child.
Worth it.
Hey we have the same name!
@@nellfromhell7192 OMG I'm 36 years old and i still get excited as hell when that happens (not often) TWINS! :P
@@NellieBear84 im 15 and i now aspire to be as positive as u lmao
@@nellfromhell7192 you WILL annoy all of your friends! XD
I used to work for the company at 1:34 they are quite possibly the worst. it's just a giant hipster burger chain that charge $15 aud for a small "gourmet" burger and thats not including the chips or drink
thx for the info
At least we got heal thy burgers out of it
The cheat I've found is to just get the burger and chips deal for $12, it's "recommended" for 7-12 year olds but fuck em
triangle
*no triangle*
don’t wash tennis balls
*stop it*
*_deluxe bumper cars_*
Less of this
french clothes
*CYCLOPS*
*Cyclops with two pupiles*
What?
"Lend me your ears!"
**pulls a vahn gogh**
**Y O I N K**
Nesquik from the *N E S D I C K*
Moon Man *deformed car*
3:47
*BLONK*
Then comes a *BOBY*
*nEsDi-*
FRIST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MORRIAGE
AND THEN COMES A *BOBY*
*_in the boby corriage_*
😂👍
xX YOLOSO Xx in the boby porrige
IM CRYINGGGG
*Boby intensifys*
Don't knock vegan boot soup until you tried it man
The Vegan Wife wait boots are made from leather or other types of hyde. 🤔
Monster man pleather.
Monster man or just fake leather. I have boots made of velvet and not leather.
*you have 666 likes*
2:50
*Ahem*
Actually it's
"You will be assimilated"
And _then_
"Resistance is futile"
Deceit...
*you saying something?*
Legend says that Person is still naming the colors of the Rejected flag.
I finished naming the colors and fulfilled the prophecy
I understand this being funny, but as far as I can see, it's just all the flags in the European _Union_ *United* into one flag. So it kind of makes sense, even if it looks messy and is rather unpracticale
blonk-182
All the small thongs
Woldfore
*bumper car with no legs*
same
Zane KIDSTON I died of laughter for the entire VIDEO
*D e l u x e B u m p e r c a r*
I really appreciate how you go through posts because as I have ADD, it makes it hard for me to concentrate when someone actually REVIEWS the posts (i dont like that most of the time) - so instead, having you just read the posts quickly and in lots of different voices with lots of different effects allows me to watch the videos with ease without needing to constantly skip ahead to skip past any unwanted review.
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
Garlic bread
*BLONK-182*
Good attempt but no
No
I'm three weeks into semester and my graphic design class is doing a number on me. Thanks for reminding me I'm not _completely_ incompetent.
And remember:
Nothing is possible
So is graphic design more difficult than drafting then? Cuz I'm doing fine in that.
I died at the Winnie the Pooh teaching aid for kids brushing teeth.
LMAAO
They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLONK.
Tea
Makes
*SHUTTERSTOCK*
Everything
Better
*oh, h-hey everybody, It's me, light-a-Ning Mac-ween*
*ka-ka-ka-KACHOO!*
WUT
3:09
Bless you.
It is me
Lighting Macbeth
Kachong
Gets me every time
At least he got one of the laundry symbols correct.
The water with a line in it does mean don’t wash ever.
5:43 for easy testing.
Nicholas Carpenter same with 30 hot
r/woosh.
moonlighttheshewolf AJ what?
@@danielpignuola478 do you know what r/woosh means -.-
"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."
*Plays Terminator music*
NERD ALERT OVA HERE! 🤣🤣
"I'll be back."
It’s been almost a year and I only just realized the *_intention_* of the thumbnail’s design.
B L 👁 N K
“Bee” “Ell” “Eye” “Enn” “Kay”
*_B L “I” N K_*
*my god
So, blynk?
DancingCheese Sound out the letters of the word “blink.”
The Illusionist No, what I mean is that if it is “Bl-eye-nk” wouldn’t that make it pronounced with a long “I”? Blynk.
DancingCheese It’s meant to spell out the word, not say it. So, it’s still crappy design, but more well thought out than it initially seems.
First comes love
Then comes mOrriage
Then comes a bOby
In a bOby cOrriage
*cOrriage
3:47 LMAO that caught me off guard
also: DEFORMED CAR
3:30
Nesquik from the Nesdik
@@merp9840 Starring Sheilaya Boofa
At 1:31 I was wondering, 'Hey, what's wrong with Heal Thy Burgers? Must be some sort of marketing campaign.'
Then it hit me. 😂
_Nesquik form the _*_Nesdick_*
A quicky from the dicky!
thanks nestle
NATSUKIIII I FOUND MY PLACEEE
bittersweet I'm gonna stop you right there
*from
Nesquik from the nesdi-
I would give you a thumbs up but it's at 69 right now,,, I can't,,, do it
Oh god ._.
at least its not white milk
Someone needs to make a shirt out of the laundry icons.
Yeah
Fr tho sb with time and money on their hands I'd buy that shit
y e s
NO
SMOKING
FOOD
RADIOS WITHOUT
HEADPHONES
BICYCLES
it's becoming an issue
I can’t believe these kids, smoking food-radios, not even with headphones-bicycles! Kids just think they can do whatever they want now but they can’t!
Is your profile pic jimins lips 😳
@@adettessubs444 It was
No:
• Smoking
• Food
• Radios without headphones
• Bicycles
I laughed a LEGIT 5 minutes at the laundry thingy
Jose Le Cactus same
Same
*T O O M A N Y T E N N I S B A L L S*
Jose Le Cactus omga same
Same
Nesquik from the Nesdi-
Ck
5:03 basically what a cocaine high is
nobody:
entitled parents: The *boby* needs *beers and wines* because he is a very special boy
The boby you mean
@@UniEvolute Ahh ye sorry for my mistake
I remember first finding your channel midway through last month. I was dead sick and unable to attend school or function regularly. I decided that after pointlessly browsing for videos, I'd check out this one video that wouldn't leave my recommended list, being "Best of r/engrish". Honestly, I got more sick laughing but part of me felt at ease and relieved that night, and afterwards I found myself hooked on these videos. Your voice acting is genuinely hilarious and paired with the awkward subreddits you present, it's just a fantastic and comedic combination.
Thank you for the wonderful comment! Glad to know that my videos have brought joy into your life!
On the laundry icons, I was eating a sandwich.
I legit (no joke) choked on it because of laughing.
I'm okay, don't worry, but still.
LOL.
Doge Master same. I was eating freezies and i almost died
XD
I spit water all over the carpet...
*NESQUIK FROM THE NESDICK*
While you were reading this I stole your memes like number 69. Boi.
While you were reading this I stole your memes GIVE THEM BACK
Well, While you were reading this I stole YOUR memes!
Proto L haha tricks on you
I only read the last few words so I defended myself before you had the chance
*KACHOO*
I love the apathic "no, don't you put your hands in"
"Nothing is possible...so give up." I've been laughing for 10 Minutes straight when I saw that for the first Time.
Gcan123 what is that song from, I can’t get it outta my head.
*Nesquik from the Nesdick*
Wolfuu from
3:47
N E S D I C C
Wolfuu no its nesdick
No, it's Nesdick
B L 👁️ N K
B L O N K
THE EYE IS AN I
Awesomeness101 r/woooosh
M💍rrige
And then comes a B 💍 B Y
Your editing is great, your ukulele songs are well composed, and your sense of humor is gold. Please don't stop being you at 1M subs.
I can’t fecking stop rewatching the “First comes Love-“ one LMFAO IT GETS ME SO BAD!
O SASA LELE
O SASA LELE
O SASA LELE
COMPRENDO MAMA ME ME
TremendousPuppy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO
Your profile picture is perfect
Art.
....
I died at "HEAL THY BURGERS!"
Thrifty Tea I only liked to get it to 69
Spent the last half an hour (after 2 AM) rewatching Marshal Does Stuff videos because my insomnia has taken the form of "Sasa Lele" playing on an endless loop in my head... and I couldn't remember which video it was from. (1:47)
What is this channel!? I have never heard of it, yet it must be the video I laughed the most in all this year! What a great way to end the year =]
Thanks for the laugh, I'm definitely going to watch more!
Thank you for the wonderful comment! Enjoy your stay!
Beware of T-rex
Ending the year early? What'll you do now? Lol
All he did was just read the top posts of /r/crappydesign, I don't see what's so funny about that. Other people posted it.
He’s a rip-off of SorrowTV
That fucking ending laundry bit I'm actually crying it's so fucking funny!!!!!
omg i teared XD
*HEAL THY BURGERS!*
*WILL THEY HEAL THY BURGERS?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DEFORMED CAR!*
i haz Sandvich blonk and you might just miss it
Meeko Calimag well...
*HEAL THY SANDWICHETH*
Raihan Purboyo
Amen
The burgers they serve at that place are really good. It’s called Grill’d.
0:59
i think it's "Welcome, may all who came as guests, leave as friends."
I actually saw that SaSa LeLe thing at a mall near my house..
The Poking Poewk same
Same
Pain, regret, courage, rice, thats actually Pretty close to what bodybuilding is
"KA-CHOO"
kerchoo
that’s what you find at didney whorl
with snew whoit
3:10
HunBun Draws Bless you
HunBun Draws *cthulu*
they hated jesus because he told the truth HEAL THY BURGERS
First comes love, then comes mOrriage, then comes a BOBY...
3:32
Look at how many likes the original comment got
4:45 That's some next level manspreading
...my question is, why does he have what looks to be 4 legs with what looks to be 4 boots?! I'm compelled to draw an anatomically correct rl version of this..
Achievement unlocked: *A S C E N D E D S P R E A D I N G*
The Vegan Wife
Oh shit yeah! Didn't realize he got 4 legs too! Lol
I can imagine him just waddling in a completely straight line, with a blank expression on his face
Nesquick from the Nestdic- *DEMONITISED*
hA
love how you can hear the smile in his voice during the laundry bit xD
Hi Marshal! Good to see you have recovered from "Taken by the T-Rex", hope you're having a great christmas, keep up the good work!
Love from Norway
2:47 a cyborg baby is the OPPOSITE of crappy design
Star trek introduces the Borg babys
Don't wash tennisballs!
Kaicrafter 05 too many tennisballs!!
No
Stop
Me to all of these good quality, high effort memes: .-.
S a s a l e l e: _pfTTttTtTtT_
Means your really gonna love r/memes
I saw a sign that read
"No smoking cameras or recording devices inside the theater"
So I can have a camera as long as it isn't smoking?
Kevin R. Nah you just cant be trppin on some lit recording devices
And as long as it's not able to record
Kevin R.
We passed a restaurant that says
*We eat your kids for free on sunday*
...Wait, so they'll pay to eat my kids on other days?
It's one of those blonk and you miss it things
4:31 didney worl
Henna Faunway smg4
4:27 but okay lol
3:09 picar
I thought of how scary that would be if you saw it at night and it blinked
b l o n k
I cried after "Bumper car with no legs"
Souper Man same
Ok I actually knew what most of those designs meant to say so...
I declare myself an uncultured swine.
_put some _*_salsaaa_*_ on ur _*_gpssssssss_*
*NOTHING IS POSSIBLE*
Error-trigger.file not found
Seraphin Wolfram I’m an error
I HAVE NO FRIENDS YAAAAAY!
I´m a designer, and I´m crying so much I may choke with my tears laughing
Even beyond the obvious stupidity of:
"baby needs
beers & wines"
There are some disconcerting implications to the people who went "yeah, these belong in the same aisle"
then comes a boby
In the boby corriage
🅱O🅱Y
🅱️🅾️🅱️Y
@@buddyholly644 boby...
gabriella felicia r/ihadastroke
Thought I'd add to the Q&A with a pretty light-hearted and fun question.
What do you think defines our role as a species in an unfathomably large and continuously expanding universe that defies our own comprehensive capabilities, and how should we attribute this to our lives as individuals?
Asking for a friend btw
I believe the majority of people are too stupid to understand the majority of situations, events, and anything really, therefore I would take side with the fact that there is no point in actually changing our day to day lives as few people would truly understand how or why.
Yes, I agree with bui trang's opinion on the matter.
Talking Nonsense, I believe that we may not be anything significant in a universe that is so unfathomably massive, but if you look at how much single people left an imprint on our Earth, it can be an inspiration to me to try to achieve the impossible and do the undoable. In our current era of time we may never see an extraterrestrial being, but the least we can do is leave an imprint on our next of kin whom may very well become space explorers! Leave an impact so you may live on as legend and be recondized all throughout the galaxy in the future! You may not know it now, but our generation will live on in legend!
Talking Nonsense I think what defines our species is our drive to understand what we don’t know about the universe. We can contribute to that by exploring the unknown ourselves.
Didn’t expect an actually answer did you?
Ok, [insert joke about human mortality here]
HEY...I know you. You made me laugh some multiple times from a video you made. Does that make me famous? Wait--what?
To answer your question...God. Just, God. And Jesus. And Bible. Trying to answer this question in any other fashion should be punishable by disembowelment and a steep fine.
"Pain
Courage
Regret
Rice"
-My life
Patrick, this is no ordinary depression! This is...
A S I A N DEPRESSION
Suffering
Despair
Death
Suicide
Extinction
Dont put salsa on your GPS! Youll get lost in the sauce!
CyclesOfHatred
Raw sauce
I'm sorry
First comes love, then comes mOrriage, then comes a bOby and the bOby mOrriage
F c l, t c m, t c a B*** a t B*** m
Aleksander Kysiak r/ihadastroke
Then comes bOby dOarth
5:15 oh hi bill wurtz
He sounds a bit too impressed for bill.
AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE
|-/
|-/
|-/
1:25 gonna be honest I’m actually in Julius Caesar right now and I’ve heard this speech so many times, Marshal you’re gonna make me cry
YOU'RE IN THE OLD ROMAN SALAD EMPEROR????
@@CUBERTOSCUBE well not anymore I stabbed the dude two years ago lmao
I like him cause he's a lot like SorrowTV anHEY, SPENCER TORRES KNOWS WHATS UP
That sorrowTV guy is unwatchably irritating.
Just about 20 seconds of Zisas name..
I like Sorrow better cause he has the voices. This guy is just annoying.
TripleAJ It's ya boi Spencer. I actually found Marshall's video's when it auto played after one of Sorrow's.
3:10 bruh that's not Lightning McQueen that's Thunder MacKing.
I'd like to add that any time this (5:35) music starts, it's automatically funnier.
I NEED SOME RICE
If anyone doesn't know it's the "Curb Your Enthusiasm", theme
Cheesus Crust HOLY SHIT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL, THANK YOU.
You're welcome :P
Buck Private I
I love the ending lmao