What even was that guy's plan? Like, if his plan had worked, he just got a message with a single number in it. What was the next step? What was he hoping to accomplish?
His goal: If he replies with 0, he says “can I send you one last reminder? Remember, I will always love you.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes. If she replies with 2, he says “ok, but please don’t cancel the love we have for each other. I know you feel the same way I do.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes. If she replies with 1, he will say “send nudes”.
May I request a photograph posted on to this text chat, specifically, a photograph of the anus area, and preferably the buttocks, found below the back of the human body, and above the leg area?
It's like complementing a car's nice painting condition, but after you open the door you realise there were some people dead inside. This man is the same: has nice cheekbones, yet all disgusting and rotting liberal inside.
Most respectable guy in this Him:May I request a butthole pic? Her:Def not Him:lol dang ok That is exactly how you strike out with dignity u don’t gotta be weird about it
Nah, freaking the hell out and insulting the girl's appearance, personality, friends, family, and future is definitely the best way to deal with getting rejected.
The guy wants to look at a damn butthole. I dont care who it is nobody wants to see a close up of anyone's assholes I don't give a fuck who's asshole it is. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.
S C I guess it’s just the “Americanization” of the Internet, where America feels to Americans like the centre of the world. That’s why you end up with amusing situations where someone assumes someone else’s political stance only to get told “I’m Swedish” or something. I’m Canadian, but you never hear someone on TH-cam talking about our Prime Minister unless it’s a Canadian news channel. But you always somehow end up with American politics on idk, videos about the manufacture of batteries?
At 11:57 I accidentally pressed play on my headphones which made "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails start playing and I listened to the otter part of the song thinking it was just a VERY long gag
the rachel one reminds me of when, for the first few months of having my phone, i got countless wrong number texts all looking for someone named rachel. i actually got a ton of info on what she was like. she was a seamstress who put out an advertisement for some ties and also she apparently rejected some guy named dave who was desperately in love with her
i also got a lot of wrong numbers asking for someone named rachel?????? is this just like a thing that happens???? i got a voicemail from her grandparents singing her happy birthday, and then they forgot to turn the voicemail off so it just stayed on the line for three very awkward minutes. it was honestly kinda sweet.
5:06 i’m not sure where but i think in some places 5’s are used to type out laughing? idk i heard that somewhere a long time ago lol edit: wow, so many likes! glad this fact i heard years ago is educational. thanks to all the replies telling me people do this in Thailand
Parkour Pickle ikr! That’s so mean. She probably has it so hard and genuinely needed help and instead of being sensitive to her needs that person was so ungrateful. That just makes me so angry and I wanna give the wife a hug.
@@raf4320 they could just not take the job instead of being rude about even if it was for their mom but considering the wife get 12 an hour there isn't much she can pay and she's doing 20 and hour
@@raf4320 Then don't respond to the ad at all, or just say you won't be able to make that work politely. No need to shame someone who's obviously in a bad spot and can't do anything about it.
I think the reason it was funny was because the website is called jailbait gallery. Of course no one’s talking about it, it’s kinda the entire punchline
Somebody once told me the world was pepperoni I had some salami in my shed He was looking at my thumb with his finger on a gun And I said, "don't you shoot that gun, please." But, he shot the gun and now I'm dead Got the food and not the [momentary pause searching for rhyme] bread And the salami is toast Got the bread and I got the most I am focused on the bread--
2:26 Still not convinced that Rachel wasn't the one texting... That picture was obviously taken by someone else, both of the dudes hands are in the picture.
legit?? i've totally had a creep do this to me (sadly he didn't fake being a text bot) and I legit used (with permission ofc) a pic of my friend to say it wasn't me. for context, he has contacted my family on social media instead when I don't respond. fucker was crazy.
"That's just petty. You don't need to resort to lying now. We should resolve this like mature adults." That, from the absolute creep who pretended to be an appoinment bot! Who then went full HAL 9000 with the creepy "we know you are there" bit, & follows then that with essentially; "hey you shouldn't lie, you should be more mature." *What?!*
Just curious if you have ever auditioned for voice over work. You have an incredible range of voices and characters that you do incredibly well. You’ve quickly become one of my all time favorites on TH-cam. Add the music, singing, humor and timing. It’s all just really impressive. I used to do the same stuff for comedy radio stuff in NY and I can’t imagine you would have to audition long before you started getting call backs.
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"You don't need to resort to lying now. We should resolve this like mature adults"
*fakes a physical therapy appointment to get Rachel to talk to him*
What even was that guy's plan? Like, if his plan had worked, he just got a message with a single number in it. What was the next step? What was he hoping to accomplish?
@@voidaspects9173 I want to try and figure out what his plan would've been... but at the same time I don't
His goal:
If he replies with 0, he says “can I send you one last reminder? Remember, I will always love you.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes.
If she replies with 2, he says “ok, but please don’t cancel the love we have for each other. I know you feel the same way I do.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes.
If she replies with 1, he will say “send nudes”.
Uncle Creepy “Win her heart with compliments about her body” Heh, yup, Uncle Creepy sounds about right.
I like how it was read like 343 Guilty Spark
“Oh! Hello!”
Captain here. The "55555" at 5:08 is the equivalent of "hahaha" in Thailand because the number 5 is pronounced "ha". It's used all the time.
F I V E S
You sir are a real one
Isn't that supposed to be "wkwkwk" ? Or is that Indonesia?
@@glados9298 That's Indonesian, my guy.
@@rustyshackleford111 thank you, comrade
That “we know you’re there” to Rachel shook my soul a little smfh
like. what was he trying to accomplish with that bit??? that's just asking for a restraining order skdhidhdjdvjd
...we? That's so haunting
"Can I request a butthole pic?"
"Definitely not."
"Oh dang, ok."
I am glad to see what we are becoming more cultured and polite as a society.
r/niceguys have conditioned me to appreciate those who take no for an answer.
Ram Kitten BuTtHoLe PiC
That was the exact point I hit subscribe
May I request a photograph posted on to this text chat, specifically, a photograph of the anus area, and preferably the buttocks, found below the back of the human body, and above the leg area?
@@abramo7700 Whoa slow down buddy with the flowery English, this aint the early 1900s.
(But it made my day)
"I like you." "Why?"
@@arealhuman826 why?
Do you like me? ^_^
@@babyskittles420 no UwU
beccause I am lonely
Sometimes it be like that
That’s some creepy stalker level stuff if he’s pretending to be an automated message just to have a reply from his ex
That "Ok liberal" surprised me, it came outta nowhere.
It fucking killed me
Probably fake
Repressed homosex if true
@@TheG_Boy *honk*
I think vagina queef made me laugh
That Rachel one made me feel like I was having a stroke. 10/10
Did they... pretend to be an appointment bot to get someone to respond?
@@blackanimecat2 I think the answer is yes
@@blackanimecat2 i guess so... it fucked with my head a little
I get those appointment texts and it scared the shit out of me
Yeah nice face. Wtf
The Rachel segment felt like a robot slowing gaining sentience and brutally slowing torturing a man.
Lol yes
5:06 5 in Thai is "Ha" so when people type "555555555" It means "Hahahaha".
If he was already typing in English, why not type "lmao"? rofl
Fuck Thai. 5 is 5
NothingXemnas maybe he’s used to it
@@MrBlack252
No, five is literally "ha" in Thai
@@NothingXemnas my cousins and his friends who are to but learn enlgish instesd still use 5 when they text in english. probably cause its easier.
That repeated Squidward-esque "No" just about killed me. 🖤
Good
no
no
no
No
☯️👀🔥🧘♂️🧘💦🐉⚽ Gets em every time
What did you just say about my mother? Man, this is why everyone liked Sans over you XD
i feel like death
your beautiful
Thank you Terry Bogard
_Excuuuuse_ me!
It is actually: ☯️👀🔥🧘♂️🧘🏻♀️💦🐉⚽
"btw you have nice cheekbones"
*2 seconds later*
*"I BET YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA"*
Ok L I B E R A L
Cheebones
Didn't know they made text bots more anti-liberal. Technology truely is advancing.
It's like complementing a car's nice painting condition, but after you open the door you realise there were some people dead inside.
This man is the same: has nice cheekbones, yet all disgusting and rotting liberal inside.
Alexey Saranchev
wut
I loved the way he said “no” like Squidward
I dropped on the floor when he said the last 'no'
NoOoOo
*No*
it makes me picture squidward getting constant unwarranted thirsty texts and he's jaded by it
Can someone put a timestamp for whnw this happened
7:01 has happened to me. Friend said "sorry if I dont interact a lot, my grandfather just died" and I sent a pic of a DBZ characters bare ass
What the fuck
Me on a spiritual level
Vegeta or Goku?
@@imaginaryboy2000 vegeta has one hell of an ass in his buu arc atire, so imma guess vegeta
*extra oof*
"Do yew wahnt to see mah bodeh?" The voices. Oh lord. I can't. Thank you for all you do for this world.
@B. Liss He reminds me of that voice idubbbz does, absolutely hilarious
CozyJuniper IT DOES LMAOOO
“I like you”
“Why?”
“Because I am lonely”
Sounds like a couple of my past relationships.
My marriage started like that, she is currently single now 😂
Garret Davidson
that sucks, you good?
disabled account your name is not very accurate, huh
GUYS ITS RACHEl
Shit, I hope you guys are doing better
Man, Sorrow doing the weirded out girl sounds so genuine sometimes
Damn the one with the military spouse is depressing
Naji Bro Yeah. To be honest, I would probably take the job just because it made me feel so sad for her.
@@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa same its just heart clenching
Naji Bro yup.
CrazyGreenFluff SHE makes that much. Technically she didn’t specify how much HE made. Definitely guilt tripping tho
Yeah I don’t buy it. She makes $12 an hour, but what about her husband?? It’s not like you don’t get paid in the military
So apparently when the "automated system" said "Okay Liberal" it turned on my google assistant like wtf
Google is liberal confirm!?!!?!?!!!?!!1
I total just said that to my g home to see 🤣
@@always_edc9112 Does it work ¿
Google exposed
The loooong pauses really add that extra layer of 'kill me now'
"Rachel is the most beautiful woman I've ever met, and I want her back more than anything"
Ok, Ross.
This deserves more likes.
ROSS™
*W E wEre oN a BReAK*
_GET OFF MY SISTAAAAAAAAAAA_
This is actually the real ending to friends. NBC cut it bc they were afraid of ross and Rachels TRUE relationship
Most respectable guy in this
Him:May I request a butthole pic?
Her:Def not
Him:lol dang ok
That is exactly how you strike out with dignity u don’t gotta be weird about it
Nah, freaking the hell out and insulting the girl's appearance, personality, friends, family, and future is definitely the best way to deal with getting rejected.
The guy wants to look at a damn butthole. I dont care who it is nobody wants to see a close up of anyone's assholes I don't give a fuck who's asshole it is. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.
The Impartial Savage so???? You gonna send your asshole or what
As if asking for a random butthole pic isn’t weird lol
Nah, the two dudes talking about the sick brother were much more respectful.
Roses are red
My neighbor's name is Ben
You have nice cheekbones
*Ok liberal don't respond then*
@MatthewToasty he is
Indian man destroys liberal by saying he's hot with facts and logic
*no*
MatthewToasty
No he’s sans undertale
Lachlan Lord of All Things Crispy
Sans shapiro
Sans shapiro
Sans shapiro
God damnit Sorrow your "Ok Liberal" triggered my google assistant
Google is liberal confirmed
Edit: I tried it and mine wasn't triggered D:
There's no such thing as an "OK" liberal.
Hells Heathen should i be surprised that you have playlists with country and lynyrd skynyrd music
Even as a conservative, I think that was rude.
Victor Noel i was just confused, by what made them think they were a liberal and by the fact that someone that works for a therapist insulted someone
"the one coming from samurai and geisha ancestors"
_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
That's insulting to both, cats and samurais.
I had to give myself a minute to deal with the cringe.
It physically hurt...I think I pulled a muscle cringing
My brain split in half to relief the cringe pressure.
I cringe so hard I can already feel my next reincarnation cringing over that. :)))
i lost it at the discord gay wolves one asjjx
YOU ARE GAY FOR READING MY POST ABOUT BEING GAY_whoever made the post
@@ghulam237 hrm but what does it say when you're the one who sent the post?? does that make you gay too?????? hrmmn
"Can I kiss your body?"
*(Squidward intensifies)*
*NO*
Are you sure?
no
I L I K E S Q U I D W A R D
the likes are at 666 so im not liking it-
@@ajoajoajoaj
Yes
"the one coming from big samurai and geisha ancestors"
this guy clowning
You could tell he watches anime.
His "nodachi" is more like a wakizashi to me.
@@tigershark8867 Oh, oh, that Japan burn. OH!
Audiodump yall i think he dropped his clown license can somebody go pick it up?
@@tigershark8867 Nah, a Tanto!
“Ok Liberal, I bet you voted for Obama”
Why does politics always have to barge into everything?
Because Rachel is the most beautiful woman they have ever met
Thats how americans roll
@Callum Booth Rachel fucking breaks the ground of politics with "Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself"
S C I guess it’s just the “Americanization” of the Internet, where America feels to Americans like the centre of the world. That’s why you end up with amusing situations where someone assumes someone else’s political stance only to get told “I’m Swedish” or something.
I’m Canadian, but you never hear someone on TH-cam talking about our Prime Minister unless it’s a Canadian news channel. But you always somehow end up with American politics on idk, videos about the manufacture of batteries?
@@BanHelsing nah that's just how politics roll, it has nothing to do with where you're from
Aha, when he said "Ok liberal" my phones okay Google turned on
Ok liberal
Define gay
X to doubt
Happened to me too
ONE Introducing the new *Google Liberal* for your home!
7:14 *J. K. Rowling has entered the chat*
*O N E I S G A Y T H E O T H E R O N E I S G A Y Y O U A R E G A Y*
Nah, that was Jay Gay Broling.
Has anyone ever met an homosexual wolf?
@@babyskittles420 at one point in the millions of years people have been around, probably
7:22
2:23
Homie
*inhales*
This ain't Rachel
I'd like it but it's at 69
The power can all be destroyed with a single touch
When I read that I saw the spongebob "BOI" meme
F in the chat for the Ill brother
Edit: thank you for paying respeccs in the chat
F
F 🤙
F
f
f
"Damn is it bad?"
"Yup"
...
🤙🤙🤙🤙
😎😎🤙🤙
🤙🤙😎😎🤑😫😩
😎😎🤙😭😭🤑😔😃🗿
👈😎🤘
Vincent Castro 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤙🤙🤙🤙
Wow, the creepy Rachel dude’s messages had more twists than M Night Shyamalan’s filmography.
"do you want to see my body?"
I almost spit my drink everywhere
69 likes 😎
b r i d e t i t t y
Same 🤣
@@sidh1135 *MARRIAGE MILK*
*spat
The way he said “No” in response to “do you want to see my body” is what made me laugh the hardest. It’s a whole mood lol
At 11:57 I accidentally pressed play on my headphones which made "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails start playing and I listened to the otter part of the song thinking it was just a VERY long gag
this is now the funniest thing on here
The voices this guy makes are what keep me subscribed
His voices, his sense of humour and his singing does it for me. Oh, and his gorgeous little hamster!
It keeps subscribed even till today 🥲
if someone sent u a message like this
555555555
that probably mean they are thai .Because in Thailand the number 5 is pronounced ha
Whoa, nice
Interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing
Lol
this dude keep sending me "I want to 69 u" what does it meant?
i have ascended to Godhood
Later, foolish mortals! I have learned new things on a universal level!!
55555555555!!!!!!
Is that ‘strippers pay me ‘ post from hardrock nick ? Lol
XD
I love you
It's always a good day when Sorrow TV posts.
He's sexy as hell!!
When the universe ends, sorrow will post his video so we end it on a good note.
@@babyskittles420 That would be hella cool
Damn...
Those good days are no more.
5:08 I’m pretty sure that’s because in Thai the word for five is ‘ha’, so Thai people use 555 instead of hahaha
Dylan Chouinard 555555555
Dylan Chouinard 55555555
You would've thought that he would've put that bit at 5:55 in the video but no.
drew is actually pretty fine i mean hmu
Antônio de Assis that’s gay ngl
@@sefsprite 🥵
tvtropesfan thats the point. I'll woosh myself thanks lmfao
@@sefsprite so am i smh
God yes
"Drips, dragon, soccer ball....your beautiful"
Random cringe
My mom walked into my room and then just walked out after she heard that. (Nr)
Sorry but... you’re
Sorrow TV: okay so I need to make an outro for this
Sorrow TV:
Sorrow TV:
Sorrow TV: *sings another version of All Star*
...i am....i feel lost
@Yul Brynner i had some salami in my shed
the rachel one reminds me of when, for the first few months of having my phone, i got countless wrong number texts all looking for someone named rachel. i actually got a ton of info on what she was like. she was a seamstress who put out an advertisement for some ties and also she apparently rejected some guy named dave who was desperately in love with her
You have nice cheekbones
i also got a lot of wrong numbers asking for someone named rachel?????? is this just like a thing that happens???? i got a voicemail from her grandparents singing her happy birthday, and then they forgot to turn the voicemail off so it just stayed on the line for three very awkward minutes. it was honestly kinda sweet.
Two years in, the hospital still calls looking for Diana.
@@kodiibearv you have nice cheekbones
How I found out I was gay:
My neighbor told me that my wolves sound gay.
were they inside you? were there two?
@@cnocee Yeah, apparently every time I fall asleep they start barking.
@@mallow2069 you are secretly the third wolf howling like the beast _within_
@@ReformedCatfish So...
Would that mean that in all levels except physical...
I am a wolf?
@@mallow2069 *bark*
5:06 i’m not sure where but i think in some places 5’s are used to type out laughing? idk i heard that somewhere a long time ago lol
edit: wow, so many likes! glad this fact i heard years ago is educational. thanks to all the replies telling me people do this in Thailand
Indonesia?
They do that in Thailand. In Thai, their word for "five" is pronounced "ha."
@@FreezepondMapping The more you know! *rainbow*
In Thai maybe? They also do that in my thigh but let's not mention my speaking thigh.... SHUT UP JOHN WE'RE OUTSIDE PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M CRAZY
Thicc thigh
That first one was actually strangely wholesome
9:25 "lol dang okay" I'm screaming lmao
Yin yang.
Eyes.
Fire.
Leotard, leotard.
Drip.
Dragon.
Soccerball.
Your beautiful.
_My beautiful?_
InfinitY_001
NO! IT’S MINE! >:( KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS TO YOU’RE SELF!
poetry
@@gorft4stic I thought I wasn't self!
Such a touching poem
The military wife had me sad cringing. The poor baby! 😭
Parkour Pickle ikr! That’s so mean. She probably has it so hard and genuinely needed help and instead of being sensitive to her needs that person was so ungrateful. That just makes me so angry and I wanna give the wife a hug.
Honestly, call me heartless but I wouldn't work 5 hours for that wage. It just seems unfair for the opposite party
@@raf4320 they could just not take the job instead of being rude about even if it was for their mom but considering the wife get 12 an hour there isn't much she can pay and she's doing 20 and hour
@@raf4320 Then don't respond to the ad at all, or just say you won't be able to make that work politely. No need to shame someone who's obviously in a bad spot and can't do anything about it.
@@BartimaeusTrilogyFan if 12$ an hour is so terrible, why should someone else work for 4$ an hour for her??
His impressions and accents are just amazing
9:26
He asked a creepy question, but at least he was totally fine with her answer.
hey, nothing ventured nothing gained
Can’t wait to say “Why?” to any future confessions
You act like you'll ever get any of those
The Only Joke Here Is Me As a woman, it’s just part of everyday life unfortunately
Sadly, I don't know how to write in Patrick Star's voice.
i love you.
@@jav8094 I LOVE YOU!
Notice me senpai!
the voice you do at 9:10 is literally my favourite voice that you do. keep doing what you do buddy! i absolutely love all your uploads :)
It sounds exactly like one of Chris D’Elia’s voice
The "lol dang okay" lowkey sounded like casey frey😂
It sounds like Hank Hill or Beavis from Beavis and Butthead
_a better sequel doesn’t exist_
Oh hey its new Justin Y.
Endgame who?
7:49 So we're just not going to talk about how the pic is apparently from a website called *Jailbait Gallery*
DUDE I KNOW, IDK WHY NOBODY ELSE IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT
That’s kinda the whole point, the guy like declared his love for an underaged girl on jailbait gallery...
I think the reason it was funny was because the website is called jailbait gallery. Of course no one’s talking about it, it’s kinda the entire punchline
@@chriswendi3825 No it isn't...
The fact that that's even a site apparently is crazy
4:34 Mi stands for Michigan not Miami 0/10 reported blocked unsubbed
Minesotta: am I joke to you?
Kos 291 Minnesota is abbreviated as MN
Sorrow: Miami
Michigan: **sad michigan noises**
ngl i thought Mi was Mississippi
@hobi is on crack *cries in racism*
Oh wow 3:42 is me lol
I knew that was you!
55555555555555555555555555555
thats a really cute cat
haa yess I recognised you didn’t believe that you were there
why were you talking to a woman like that?
"I like you."
"Why?"
*SAME.*
"I am focused on the bread"
AWW YEAH BBY MAKE THAT CASH MONEY
Just when I think I've heard every Sorrow TV voice there is to hear, he brings out a new one with a new level of hilarity. You win, Sorrow TV
Dude legit managed to extend a p sound
I'm impressed
Somebody once told me the world was pepperoni
I had some salami in my shed
He was looking at my thumb
with his finger on a gun
And I said, "don't you shoot that gun, please."
But, he shot the gun and now I'm dead
Got the food and not the [momentary pause searching for rhyme] bread
And the salami is toast
Got the bread and I got the most
I am focused on the bread--
Yes
Maybe he was hungry?
got the salami in the back shed
fizzy sandwich is attached (shed)
A true masterpiece
Sorrow my boy, MI is Michigan not Miami
I still love ya tho 💕💖
I figured someone'd say this XP
I saw that and I thought “oh good grief he’s from my state”
@@kamilee4123 yikes you poor soul
The good ol' state of Miami.
Thank you
mAn, if i had a *_OOF_*
*uH- niCKeL **_I MEANT NiCKEL_*
oh god oh fuck sorrow sai-
Ok but for some reason I'm cracking up over the "no"
Squidward picked up the convo. Lol!
no
*I DONT PAY STRIPPERS THEY PAY ME*
Doesn't that make you the stripper
@@synphilia4776 oh my I really didn't think this joke through
@@synphilia4776 better watch your back stepping on my turf
Jokes on you I don't have a back
2:26 Still not convinced that Rachel wasn't the one texting... That picture was obviously taken by someone else, both of the dudes hands are in the picture.
That's what I'm saying imagine the absolute troll
Maybe he used a timer, although i like the idea of Rachel taking that pic 😄
legit?? i've totally had a creep do this to me (sadly he didn't fake being a text bot) and I legit used (with permission ofc) a pic of my friend to say it wasn't me.
for context, he has contacted my family on social media instead when I don't respond. fucker was crazy.
chemical brrn oof, i hope something like that never happens to me
Or he just happens to have a girlfriend...
4:08 i love how even industry veteran sir SorrowTV couldn't say that one with a straight voice.
"That's just petty. You don't need to resort to lying now. We should resolve this like mature adults."
That, from the absolute creep who pretended to be an appoinment bot!
Who then went full HAL 9000 with the creepy "we know you are there" bit, & follows then that with essentially; "hey you shouldn't lie, you should be more mature."
*What?!*
9:10 the voice he did for this one killed me
This is a lot of cringe to unpack, glad you put your stamp over it though.
Also poor Rachel
The Rachel one was the best "ok liberal" what a legend
That doctors appointment was like an example of a AI message bot slowly having a crisis.
"Ok liberal don't respond then"
had me in tears! hhaahha
I love listening to my boi tryin not to break at “big samurai and geisha ancestors.”
To be fair abt the two wolves, you're gay meme, homeboy *did* wait a whole ass hour
Do more singing with your hamster.
Edit: also what’s his name he’s got a little fluffy butt
Jumping Doggo i need to know this fluffy butt’s name, tho i’m hoping it’s “little fluffy butt.”
No, man, those are aberrations straight from hell's buthole. According to TH-cam, that is.
Yoseqlo Yoseloq it’s apparitions not Abberations
His hamsters name is “BBQ” or “Q” I can’t remember which
The hamster's name is Q
He is the BB, Q
:y
I love how Drew knew that the random number was a person and immediately replied with "hey"
I just noticed that's "And I Love Her" by the Beatles in the background, nice!
I bet you get copyright claimed for just saying "somebody once told me"
Just curious if you have ever auditioned for voice over work. You have an incredible range of voices and characters that you do incredibly well. You’ve quickly become one of my all time favorites on TH-cam. Add the music, singing, humor and timing. It’s all just really impressive. I used to do the same stuff for comedy radio stuff in NY and I can’t imagine you would have to audition long before you started getting call backs.
are u Japanese?
Sorta
MARRY ME MAYBE?
Those hospital sounds in the background had me rolling!😂
The guitar riff had me dying
In your Grave?!
Ok I go now
was that ben shapiro texting rachel
Yahney-Marie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t get it
How do I like a comment more than once
Oh god
😂😂😂😂
The cheekbones comment followed by ok liberal followed by the Obama thing is a fucking legendary combo!
That thumbnail is my face when the person before me doesn't flush
THE AMANDA SHOW!!! I APPRECIATE THAT REFERENCE SO MUCH!
Dude, you always pick such great background music
3:40 i think thats IRLrosie, she does scammer prank videos. Great channel tbh
Cade Bowman yep, that’s IRLrosie. I feel so bad for her having to deal with that
so does she do prank scams or does she prank scammers xD
@@qohaw_2883 She pranks scammers, she baits them in for the sole reason of trolling them, its funny stuff.
Qohaw _ she pranks scammers by pretending to be famous celebrities or pranks by doing a certain accent
1:10, hey, sorrow? Why is Kermit hitting on me??
The voices this man makes is what gives me the confidence for humanity.
11:39 Im cracking up, how he just cut that last „no“😂😂😂😂
I cringed my pants is my new favorite phrase
THE JUICY PUCCI COMING FROM THE BIG SAMURAI AND GEISHA ANCESTORS
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS AFTER A YEAR LATER
Boys I've got a question. Why do people say beating cancer is hard when I'm already on stage 4?
Lmao, noob. I'm already dead
Stolen jokes from a fucking games of thrones viewer, what a day lmaoo
BuT tHaT mEaNs It GoT wOrSe
@@amonsuiko9761 who cares if it's stolen? Still pretty funny imo. Don't be an asshole.
i have a question too. How many memes have you stolen?
That first convo went so far 360 that Xbox owns it.