r/Confidentlyincorrect | you sure about that?
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- Top posts from r/Confidentlyincorrect on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Narrator ► / xycronva
Also check out:
r/A*sholedesign | ARGHGHH
• r/A*sholedesign | ARGHGHH
r/Cursedcomments | do not click this video
• r/Cursedcomments | do ...
r/Madlads | STOP THIS MAN
• r/Madlads | STOP THIS MAN
Well, technically speaking, Queen never did see a "single" penny, from Bohemian Rhapsody . Since they were most likely paid by check, or electronic payment, or wire, and they were definitely paid more, than a single penny for it. LOL
r/technicallythetruth
@@user-jy7vl8zc5c but they weren't paid in pennies. Saw a single cent and the rest of the money too, but no pennies were involved.
@@CaTastrophy427 Ah but see, Queen was a British group so therefore were paid in Pounds and Pence. So they never did see a penny as that isn't the currency of their homeland.
Honestly no clue as to what currency they were paid in, just thought that was funny.
@@CaTastrophy427 unless they were paid (pulling this number out of nowhere) $2000000.01
Brian May has publicly said that the living members of the band never made any money from the movie. So, yeah, not sure why anyone would doubt that.
The part about the “standing behind a counter taking peoples money is easy” thing, while the job itself is easy, it’s the environment that the cashiers work in is what makes it a hellhole.
And customers! I would never do retail again if I can help it. I was so angry and stressed all the time. Corporate was awful to staff. When I slept, I didn't have dreams hardly ever for 8 years. I thought I couldn't and it was normal. As soon as I quit my brain totally flooded with repressed dreams. I think it was a sign of all the stress. Never again.
Retail would be so much easier without rude, asshole customers. And asshole corporate and managers.
plsu in america at least there's the danger of dealing with crazies with guns!
Other countries likely also have to deal with crazies and criminals, but at least some countries have gun control!
Also, (I do have adhd) i think I probably just COULDNT stand it. It sounds sooo boring. Just take money and scan stuff and occasionally get yelled at by a karen? Worst. Job. Ever
Good ol murica the only place where you can unironicaly say that being a cashier is hard and still be wrong and get laughed at for being a cashier never change the rest of the world needs its entertainment.
5:42 fun fact: fish fossils are actually found on tops of mountains, this is because of how they form.
a mountain forms when one tectonic plate slides under the other which then gets moved upwards so that the land that was at sea level is now high in the sky
(grammar bad because I'm lazy)
we have same pfp
i have a different pfp
Mine is similar
Mine is different to everyone's pfp
I love when Robin gets pissed at stuff because it's almost always stuff that doesn't get talked about enough.
It’s half un-talked stuff, half petty senseless stuff.
Robin is perfectly balance as all thing should be.
3:25 Amazing. My man discovered the urethra without ever having seen a woman naked. He must be some kind of genius.
Not only that, he somehow has the intuition to know about the female reproductive system without ever talking to one.
What, you people never took health?
@@alpha_9997 Health in most of America is a disappointment, especially at below high school level. They barely teach anything about reproduction other than STDs(or STIs, whichever is supposed to be used now). Granted, I don't know if any of the relevant parties from America, so I'm making an assumption there.
@@bluenymph4 i guess it depends. My hea;th was decent.
@@alpha_9997 Dang. Lucky.
I had a regional manager straight up tell me "the customer likes to *think* the customer is always right, but they're usually wrong." I think about that a lot.
The customer is misinformed to it's importance & bargaining power
Aren't mountains like, flat land smashing into each other? Makes sense why you'd find fish skellies up there.
Yes. That is how kountines are made. You could say they reproduce asexually
Was just About to type that
Yeah they are fold mountains where land + fossils in the land were pushed up, not that flood bs
It's the Indian plate and Eurasian plate colliding that made the Eurasian plate uplift and turn into the Himalayas
@@stanleysong7028 technically the both uplift as they are both continental plates, but yeah. in general only the oceanic plats will subduct.
In my sophomore psych/sociology class I did a “report” on the Russian sleep experiment. My ACTUAL thesis was to see how many people I could convince by just talking confidently about it. Half the class believed me when I said it was “real”. Best B+ I ever got.
IMHO it's not believing the misinformation that's the problem. It's the way people will aggressively defend it and use it in their daily lives. Believing the Russian sleep experiment happened won't change anything in how I act and if it's proved it never happened, I can accept that and move on. No harm, no foul.
200 IQ
That sounds like an amazing thesis, lol
The colour theory poster was right but incorrectly limited it. Yes, there are two type colour mixes that use different sets of primaries. In additive color mixing the primaries are Red, Green and Blue. This is the type of mixing that is used by light (hence computer screens that poster limited to computers); this is where if you mix all the colors together equally you get white. But there also subtrative color mixing where the three primaries are Cyan, Magenta and Yellow. This is the type of mixing that is used by pigments (like paint and ink); this is where if you mix all the colors together equally you get black.
Basics but usefull, thanks for your comment 😁
Thank you for spotting that, too. Great explanation, man :)
And, Brown isn't an actual color, correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure it's just a dark shade of orange... If you look at the color prism it's not there
I believe more what they were thinking of was "red, yellow, blue" which are the main three colors in color theory (Color wheel, all that) whereas the colors (as mentioned) used in practice for computer screens are red, green, and blue (those are physically the colors of the diodes used in LCD screens). In pure color theory, green is a secondary color, a mix of yellow and blue. So the OP was probably finding it odd that green was not substituted with yellow. Don't ask me why it is, @Gerald Grenier probably knows more.
@@micahrubel1356 except red yellow blue isn't the pure version, it is the grade school simplified of subtractive mixing aka red indeed of Magenta and blue instead of Cyan, which as I said work traction art with paints and inks.
As someone who studies history with a fascination with the American Civil War, the "Lincoln was the first republican president and Republicans didn't exist before the Civil War " is just.... so so wrong. This person also probably think that modern day democrats are the same as historic democrats(if you don't know, democrats use to be closer to modern day Republicans, aka leaning to the right, hence why democrats historical were slave owners. The parties kinda switched slowly over the 20th century. So if you see something like Republicans freed the slaves, yes it's true but republican then meant something completely different then today)
Yep even if you forget the elections before Lincoln where the replicating part ran but lost, the megeact the succession that set up the Civil War was in response to Linkin winning the party must exist before the war even if you blame North for the war as you have exist already if your the cause. (Note I don't think the north was the cause but I was trying to argue from the position most favorable to non existence before argument)
@@geraldgrenier8132 Anyone who thinks that the North caused the war is a complete idiot.
Only way I’d switch it around would be is that the Democrat part became a lot more progressive, I wouldn’t say they swapped around as the new Republican part is still very different from the old Democrat party.
Yeah the party switch is really weird.
@@randomchannel4852 They didn't completely swap, but the Democrats started adopting newer policies that made them more appealing to northern voters, but less appealing to southern voters. The Republicans saw the Democrats loosening hold on the deep south and changed their policies in order to gain those votes.
fish remains actually were found on mount Everest (learned this in my highschool geo class) and it is not because the earth was flooded to that amount but actually a mix of flooding and the fact that India's tectonic plate collided with south Asia creating mount Everest, the fish remains were already there, the rising of mount Everest just brought them up with it (and I might have just confused mount Everest with the Himalayas, or maybe mount Everest is one of the Himalayas. so please correct me if I'm wrong)
You're good my dude, as you put at the end Everest is the tallest mountain in the Himalayan mountain range.
Checks out
One of my pop's Nat Geo mags (before they went too alt left) had something to do with it too.
It's actually because fish used to go mountain climbing. When none of them returned, the other fish stopped doing it.
No, your wrong, it is when the extra terrestrials came to earth and dined on fish atop the highest peak but they stopped going because they got erased when the earth's magnetic field flared up, and mid feast everything was erased except the fish. this is also why the Egyptians built the pyramids, the aliens came to them before and said they would bring space drugs if they could build a mountain for them to dine upon, they never came to Egypt with the space drugs because the pyramids were shorter than mount Everest. now you know the truth, no need to thank me.
I love how in the Greek one at 19:07, the Greek speaker says "Funny that you think your smart" and then the other guy proves what he said was true lol.
Yes, I say this every time it comes up, now: The customer is always right *IN MATTERS OF TASTE*.
You're allowed to BUY whatever stupid shit you want, and the business will happily take your money! They don't OWE you any weird demands!
As Napoleon said: "When your enemy is making a mistake, do not interrupt him."
Btw GBBO is Great British Bake Off which is like the British version of Hell’s Kitchen except instead of having Gordon Ramsey calling you an idiot sandwich, you have old women calmly analysing what you cooked in a competition
I was scrolling the comment section just for this comment
Gawd, you just made Gordon Ramsey seem interesting.🤢
I'll bet Gordon Ramsey doesn't even know how to make an idiot sandwich.
“It has a bit of a soggy bottom”
For you, it's just a regular reddit video, for me it's trying to figure out which person is actually right and don't look stupid
Oh don't you worry, buddy. That's ALL of us. (I hope)
@@Noivern87 thank gosh I wasn't the only one. This video really made me question how smart I am
Mood, I’m starting to wonder if I’m actually dyslexic or some shit
Yeah I am here to save all of you
I am going through a phase where my condition is yours but 10x extreme
I feel a lot of emotions while typing this 😂
"The customer is always right" stems from whole economic systems and basically boils down to: in a free market society if there is a demand for a product, then the customer is right in their demand. It is not, repeat *not* applied to individual consumers who've bastardized the phrase into some Karen mantra.
I love when people are so wrong and we get to point and laugh at them
funny thing is, emkay is VERY confidently incorrect at 5:40 lmao
@@AnEnderNon because he wants evidence?
Edit: though you're right, he could have searched it himself. Damien did it in some older videos.
@@regularundead its a well-known ish fact, a cursory google search should be done at least before asking for evidence, you wouldn't ask someone to provide you evidence if they said "a tree is heavy" or "planes crashing is not very good"
@@AnEnderNon right, sorry
@@AnEnderNon no he isn't?
21:34 I showed my "Author" sibling this and their response was silence...then they typed out on a document; "YOU'RE an embarrassment to YOUR English Major".
Get told, buddy.
I smell somethin burning
13:48 To those who were confused that spilled water was gone, water evaporates even at room temperature.
(yes, this is basic science, but idk why Robin was confused about it).
I was confused by robins shock.
Yeah that’s why you don’t get covered in boiling water when you dry off in the sun after going swimming, because that would be unpleasant
“Task failed successfully” -this subreddit in a nutshell
yes.
@@duckswithknives yes.
@@sameoldsameold27 yes.
Basically more on the convincing side of things rather than actuality.
More like "task succeeded unsuccessfully".
With regard to the guys talking about the easy job behind the counter, it reminds me of when a friend of mine, an intelligent man, an attorney, said that my job was ''putting things in envelopes''. I OWN a mail-order company! People seem to think that stock just magically appears on shop shelves - it doesn't have to be sourced, or ordered, or delivered to the shop. Then there's returns, complaints, listing items online, book-keeping, banking, dealing with couriers, etc. Wow.
"the customer is always right" is such a Boomer opinion. Well its always boomers that i've heard use it
Of course for we boomers, it’s painful to see how many old expressions get screwed up by you people.
The customer may always be right, but not all the people walking through those doors will be a customer.
I was just wondering where "The customer is always right" phrase came from and Robin couldn't have put it better, the customer is always right in matter of taste, so employees shouldn't shame them for what they're buying or ordering, but everything else tho, they're absolutely NOT always right.
Yet, the saying persists because people want to have an excuse to bully service people and salespeople to get their way. It's sad, really.
People like to change the meaning of phrases. For example: "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is used to mean "be self made", even though it used to mean "to attempt something impossible". The second one also makes a lot more sense because I don't know about you, but I can't pull myself up using my shoelaces while their on my shoes.
It actually has two origins.
The one that applies to retail and such came about when quality control wasn't wasn't thing and fly by night "stores" were common.
You could buy a vacuum that didn't have a motor in it so didnt work.
The phrase meant if the customer said you sold them a defective product, they are right and handle ot accordingly no matter what.
Unlike the taste origin this one has obviously become obsolete but still persists like most things that were wide spread.
right, who are you to tell me ketchup does not go on this steak (plz dont do this, you wouldnt be wrong...but just dont)
@@MrLostform Ahem, excuse me, the customer is _usually_ right when it comes to taste. lol
Thank you so much Robin, for pointing out what so many of us in customer service jobs wish we could say. The bigger the company, the worse the entitled customers. Why? Because if the first store in a large chain does not cater to them, they will keep trying others of the same name until they get one that will do anything to 1) shut them up and 2) make the sale. IMO, that's how corporate greed was born. "They can say anything they want as long as I can get them to buy something!"
Being a guy that goes in sewage water with shit and piss is good paying seems better then being in retail
2:04
As an Artist, it actually hurt me when the guy thought there wasn't more than 8 colors.
My dude, the standard color wheel has 12 colors. 3 Primary (Red, Blue and Yellow) 3 Secondary (Orange, Green and Violet) and 6 Tertiary (Red-Violet, Red-Orange, Yellow-Orange, Yellow-Green, Blue-Green and Blue-Violet) And that's not including black, grey, white, pink or brown! Not to mention the whole rest of the color spectrum. 😊
Same, like even toddlers knows that there's more colors that 8. Like, we need to give this guy one of those 64 Crayola crayon pack
As another artist I have come to the conclusion there are exactly two colors, the one highest on the spectrum and the one lowest, all others are just a combination of, thank you for coming to my ted talk I hope it bothers at least one of you
@@sablesalt
I.... uh.... mmmmm..... I'm stumped. 😆
@@themisfitowl2595 look all I am saying is if shade exists on a spectrum from black to white anf everything inbetween is just a mix there of, color is argueably able to be classified the same due to the light spectrum.
@@sablesalt
So every color is a mixture of Infra-Red and Ultra-Violet. Okay.
I think you're technically not wrong, it's just an interesting way of seeing it.
20:04
Being toxic is not the same as being a toxin.
Any dangerous substance is toxic.
Toxins are a particular subgroup of such substances, not sure how they are set apart so I will not assume.
I agree, CO2 is probably not a *toxin*
But the sign says it's *toxic*
Nowhere on the sign is the word "toxin" even present.
5:28
if there's fossils of fish on Mount Everest, it's probably from *before Everest became a mountain*
Applying the continental drift theory... when mount everest wasn't even a mountain yet. it most likely came from land that piled up because continental drift (most of the land must've came from the sea bed).
I'm going to hang up signs in restaurants saying "The Customer Is Always Right unless they become incompetent and irrational."
... at the discretion of the company
Hope everyone has a wonderful day! Even if it doesn't seem this way right now, someone out there cares for you, so stay strong for them! Feel free to vent in here.
Damn thanks but are you a bot by any chance?
Edit: They arent a bot
"someone out there cares for you" XD you're funny
@@SuperEpicness i know
thx
Love your pfp.
5:23 there are fish fossils because tectonic plates push against eachother creating a mountain this process probably took an extemely long time. Once even everest was just land and there might have been a body of water over the tectonic plates, as the tectonic plates moved from its original place due to continental drift it moved away from that body of water, and so slowly creating a mountain. So fish have fossilised into the rocks of everst.
Just had a thought
Do you think some guy who was wrong realized his mistake but the screenshotter never included it?
Probably
The place that i worked at had a policy "The customer is the king as long as they act like a king" which is an amazing way to say you dont have to put up with their bs if they turn into a karen
But kings abuse "peasants" and expect to get what they want. That would make Karens kings. Oh God, I don't want to live anymore.
I think for the baseball one we're talking about a dropped 3rd strike, in which case the batter wasn't awarded 1st base, he ran there after the ball was dropped as you're allowed to try and steal 1st base on a dropped third strike provided that the base isn't occupied with less than 2 outs.. From what I can gather from the tweets, there was a guy on 3rd base who stole on the passed ball and they were too intent on stopping the runner coming home than throwing the batter as he tried to get to 1st base. Hopefully that made a bit more sense for those that don't know baseball.
I just found that part in the video, and I came to the exact same conclusion. If the catcher drops the ball, even after the guy yells out "Strike three," the batter can still run to first, and the guy on third can still make a run to home plate if the catcher doesn't pick up the ball in time. I've seen that happen a time or two.
Sports fans can get so nutty over a game sometimes. 😊
So the whole "The moon is fucking useless post" with all the different arrows pointing to it, the OP putting lunatic on there made me laugh for a fair amount of time haha
I love how all the "A**hole" words were censored, and then there's 4:02
23:04 redditors detect obvious sarcasm challenge (impossible)
As soon as it said lunatic I realized the joke
Ikr I hope he got downvoted to shit
americans saying they "dont have an accent" will never not be funny to me. if you speak any language with your voice you have an accent lmao
As an American I can confidently say I have an accent. It's just not a thick one.
@@Echo_the_half_glitch Same. Midwesterner here. Where in America are you from?
(also nice pfp)
@@s0f_03 I'm from Michigan. (Thanks, a friend drew it for me!)
The Old Spice thing at 8:13 could honestly be genius pricing. If you're conscientious enough to notice that, chances are you'd buy 2 of the cheaper one on principle, but it was the pricing of the second item that prompted you to do that. If the pricing was correct, you'd have probably just bought the one at $2.97 and called it a day. I'm curious to know if that was done intentionally.
7:55 Emkay confidently talking about deodorant prices when the picture is clearly body wash added a whole new layer to this video.
22:10
did this guy really just call a wolf a rodent. and no one called him out on it.
yeah bc nobody would like to waste their time dealing with his bullshit even me
I occasionally make Lava cake and there's nothing frozen in it. It's chilled and baked rapidly, then taken out before it's baked all the way through. Seems both people are in fact correct. In French it's called "Mi-cuit" meaning half baked. Look it up.
That's the only way I've ever seen it made. This is the first time I've heard of putting ganache inside.
Yup..
It works good with just putting a piece of chocolate inside it if you're too lazy for a ganache
How do you say that?
@@notredboi Me-Kwee
i feel every single emotion at the same time seeing someone get corrected with "checkmate*" just to respond back with "Chess mate*" anyway
The CO2 guy was correct though, CO2 is not toxic, however of course if you breathe too much in it'll displace oxygen and you'll suffocate.
Toxic is a measure of how much, not what it is. So yes, it is toxic, because you have too much of it. Water can be toxic, you're blood can be toxic. Air can be toxic. Only a matter of how much, not what it is.
@@melorawr1608 That definition kinda defeats the purpose of calling stuff toxic or non toxic... generally CO2 is not categorized as toxic and neither is water, doesn't mean there's no way they could harm you.
@@zorrrrrrrd Directly
I think EmKay got mixed up with carbon monoxide or something. we literally breath out CO² (at least a little bit of it). Still can't figure out what the sign was talking about though either
@@mynamesnotimportant6941 I think the sign was meant to say CO not CO2
The flat earth argument falls apart when you’re in a car that travels at a consistent speed on a straight road and can balance stuff just as well
15:18 another bad thing about self-checkouts is, apparently, (still don't know if this is completely true or not), you get recorded for checking out every item, and if the store figures out that they are 1 short in inventory of an item, and you were the last one to purchase that item at said self-checkout, you could be accused for theft.
From what I know, the recording is to alert if people pretend to scan something, which is way more common. We haven't had to use the footage to track who bought what, it just let's us know if someone is attempting to steal by pretending to scan something and shove it into a bag. (From a Cashier at Michigan's main grocery store)
4:45 GBBO = Great British Bake Off. The proper name for it.
0:00 No no no, he's giving an estimate using _Elon time,_ he's still perfectly on track. ;P
17:26
It's about the flow
Small tamp if light flow
Double stuff if Niagara falls
Sometimes a Large tamp isn't enough :/
the thing about fish fossils on mountains is true. but for anyone who passed 4th grade or knows anything about tectonic plates and how mountains are formed, its pretty obvious how they got there
22:16 Another reason to keep cats inside is that they live dramatically longer if they stay inside. Outdoor cats live on average 2 to 5 years, but indoor cats live on average 10 to 15 years.
"Earth is stationary, look at these balanced rocks" welp, time for me to pull up the image of the balanced coin on a moving bullet train.
"Water boils at 212 F, how does it evaporate" ahh its the property of latent heat (may have mispelled the name) its how swamp coolers work. Water naturally wants to evaporate into less humid air and in order to do this it takes some energy out of the air making it colder. Also its why we sweat to cool down.
it's also why those silica "do not eat" packets supposedly work. they try to absorb moisture in the air around it so it makes the water more apt to evaporate
@@mynamesnotimportant6941 bingo
In Dutch we say "the customer is king" my grandma used to run a small shop, she would always say "the customer is king, but I am emparor" and I absolutely love that✨
17:31 you can’t use two condoms, even if both of you are using only 1. Rubber does not go well with rubber if there is friction.
what do you mean, both of you using 1?
"Was I on crack in Kindergarten?" This quote made me laugh so hard.
Kingargeraten*
I'm laughing at the "and we can't get a cell signal if we venture too far out of the city" because that's literally due to the curvature of the Earth.
Where I grew up, the hills would stop the signal long before the curvature of the Earth. It's still stupid, but maybe not for that reason.
with the fish on everest its almost like tectonic plates smash into each other folding up into mountains
Refresh my body and my mind, O Laud God
laud is a word meaning praise
"the customer is always right, in matters of taste" actually makes so much more sense since it refers to how you're gonna decide on your business and product. you need to consider what the customer want and/or need plus get evaluation from them on what to improve
If you wanna go for a General Studies degree, go for it! We’re all rooting for you Robin!
2:25 Plot Twist : He Sees The World In The 3 Bit RGB Palette
3:17 HAD ME LAUGHING OUTLOUD
For anyone wondering, the real meaning of “the customer in always right” is simply supply and demand, whatever people are buying is what you need to be selling
a supportive manager can make those shitty retail jobs so much better
“Yeah, you gotta take that with a grain of salt, and by a grain of salt I mean shove a Himalayan salt lamp up your ASS”
Had me fucking wheezing 😂
Why is 19:17 here? Unless its saying that RGB are the primary colors of digital color theory (Which is wrong) green is secundary, yellow is primary.
Ikr
5:50 Google will answer that Mountains are formed through multiple methods, which one method includes "Continental Drift" aka two layers of earth surfaces, called tectonic plates, colliding into each other making it rise... This is how we got the Himalayas apparently.
So, bear with me here... If a mountain was formed from two surfaces of the earth that collides into each other, and Let's say that surface had water where fishes can live in it, Would it be possible that the fish gets carried over by the colliding surface and ends up in the newly formed mountain?
Consider that for a moment... Oh wait, he won't, because he's a YEC who thinks that the Earth is as old as the Egyptian Empire
i was thinking about that
24:01 you'd still need a female of that species or similar to incubate the embryo.
The moon one is so hilarious. I actually cracked up looking at it.
Tbf the fish fossil thing is half true, being that there are fish fossils being found there.
However the leading theory is that it's a biproduct of moving techtonics, as the Himalayas are the result of 2 converging plates, as the tallest mountains and most active volcanoes appear along plate boundaries (idk if I'm remembering all of this correctly, so I might need someone to serve me on this but it's what I remember from secondary school geography)
You are correct. Two tectonic plates are being pushed into each other and the ground deep below gets pushed up by this (this can also create volcanoes). Therefore fish fossils that you would expect in soil below sea level can be found high up there.
Yes, mountains were initially flat, that's how mountains work.
I am 45 years old and do hard manual labor for a living. Theres NO way i will ever take a job standing behind a counter taking money. I just couldnt handle it. It turns out physical stress is easier to deal with for me. Im simply not capable of handling the mental stressors
0:43 - it's too early for this stupidity. I mean, its 11pm but still.
for the fish one.
Or hear me out, it could be. and I might be wrong, but it could be a result of plate tectonics, where they push mountains up when they interact. forcing what was once below sea level, and propelling it above the clouds.
GBBO stands for "Great British Bake Off"
(I hope, please correct me if I'm wrong)
@Epic the what
@Epic *the w h a t*
@@sameoldsameold27 they mean the word "the" in "The Great British Bake Off" but I put it like that because the guy said "GBBO"
@@Metaccine joke
@@sameoldsameold27 Joke
Yes, at one point, the Himalayas were underwater, but rose up due to tectonic plate shifting. There wasn't a flood that covered them in their current form, that's impossible.
0:25 its a chatbot
5:25 While the earth HAS been flooded in the past (before land was formed by volcanic eruptions and before the Cambrian explosion) the reason the fish are up there is because the Indian plate slammed into the Asian plate, where that use to be ocean.
Everything robin said at 15:14 is the exact reason I’m having a hard time finding a job, I’m having major anxiety about getting abused by a Karen or something like that so i’m attempting to find a job that doesn’t deal with the public in person that much and it’s proving really hard when ur fresh out of college with absolutely no job experience
Try gross jobs or dangerous ones they pay well
Bruh, the McDonald's beeps giving me friggin war flashbacks... 😂😂😂
This is a story about a cashier at a bar. This poor lady was stolen something like €50 from the cash register. A man entered the bar and gave names of higher ups that requested the cashier to give this man money. Since he knew the names of the higher ups, like people really high that work above chain production in the factory. They also sell their dry pastry in supermarkets and have tried to expand outside of Italy. So this man wasn't saying names of simple store managers but high higher ups. The lady was then called by some other colleague who she told the whole story to. And this other colleague told her the man tricked her. She was taken advantage of and stolen from. She was scared and understandably in fear since that company's boss is a dick (my mom worked for him). So no. I've seen people make crazy requests and annoy cashiers. Be respectful. And if you can't, use self checkout.
Baseball: in some higher leagues, pretty sure in MLB but I haven't personally seen it happen, if the catcher flubs the ball on the third strike, the batter can try to "steal first".
But man it took a very long time to figure out what that dude was even describing.
Someone PLEASE explain how on earth you get 12 from 5 times 3
PLEASE
Easy: 12 = 5 x 3 - 3 🤓😝😅
@@alejandrofrancetich4607 *"-3"*
5x3=15. Then, simply flip the last 5 over the x axis and you get 12
20:06 CO2 is carbon dioxide, the stuff we breathe out and plants breathe in. What the sign was talking about was CO, carbon monoxide! It can get pretty easy to mix up when you aren't used to the chemical formulas. CO2 is good and CO is bad.
5:35 Yes. They would infd fish FOSSILS on mountains peaks. Because that mountaint was probably a sea floor at some point before it was a mountain due to millions of years of tectonic movements that caused the rock to layer enough to make a mountain.
Fun fact of the day: biggest mountains are the youngest ones, because they had no time to level out yet. US's 'flatter' east-side mountains are way older than the west-side ones for example.
If my boss ever told me "this job pays my bills, not yours", I would ensure that when scientists found his corpse in 100 years, they'd think he was a new goddamn species
23:23 okay this just _has_ to be satire
The customer is always right when they have an actual reason to be critical. Not because they wanna be petty or manipulative or gaslight someone
OK so I'm not sure who was meant to be the confidently incorrect one but undercooking the cake to get the molten center is a legitimate method of making molten lava cake. It's just much easier to make it with a frozen chocolate center so most chefs and restaurants will opt for that way
20:19 No satellite has ever taken photos of Pluto, but the space probe "New Horizon" did.
I bet this is gonna be super good! But i already know it is great.
Also im ninth
At 16:06: “Was I on crack in kindergarten?”
Lmao I lost my shit
One time I was in a game stop and a man begins to argue with the employee because he wants to steal a PS5 and sell it on eBay and the employee wouldn't help them even after he offered to split the money. The man mouths off " haven't you ever heard the customer if always right?" The employee without missing a beat says to him "Sir even i believed that crap, your not a customer your a thief" it took everything I had not to start laughing at that jackass.
17:08 so yes technically because pectoral muscles but also yeah no, not really how that works unless you're taking something major.
My manager is so amazing. She stands up for us and helps us out front when it gets busy (DQ) She’s a literal angel, and so is my assistant manager.
11:15 i got the feeling this post belons in r/boneappletea rather than r/confidentallyincorrect
"if you say landlord imma kick your ass" XD exactly what i was thing
12:00 "how dare you say you don't care about me" 10 seconds later "you think i fucking care about you" i didn't know it was possible to be that hypocritical without realizing it.
Not the McDonalds beeps giving me PTSD over here
Picture of body wash.
Robin: Deodorant is so expensive!
We're in ConfidentlyIncorrectCeption here!
5:26 "That's a nice argument senator, how about you back it up with a SOURCE?"
"My source is that I made it the fuck up."
I'm not certain but I think the guy in the clip at around 19:30 is actually right to a certain degree, CO2 isn't *toxic*, but it is what's referred to in chemistry as a "simple asphyxiant", which is to say, it's not inherently poisonous, but it is also not air so if you breathe too much of it at one time you will still die. Granted the sign seems to be warning against digging, which would create depressions in the ground in which CO2 could pool since it's heavier than air, which would likely kill you if you decided to keep digging.
Tl;dr, "toxic" isn't the most accurate word, but it gets across what they're trying to communicate, that if you dig in this place, you will probably die.