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The words “Florida man” are so terrifying because you KNOW something happened but it could be literally ANYTHING.
Florida man kills god
Do ravens have claws
Florida Man.
@@faust507 yes
Florida man and Australian man two powerfull to be stopped
As a native Floridian who grew up in a college town, this subreddit makes me happy. If Florida had an actual code of conduct, it wouldn’t be the spring break capital of the world.
Oh, we have a code of conduct. Tourists and transplants like to pretend we don't. That's why we have the saying "come on vacation, leave on probation". I'm just tired of us getting blamed for people that weren't born here. We native Floridians are so few that we can't possibly be the problem.
as a native Floridian were the funniest state for all the wrong reasons
@@Ptr-ck7if see my above comment.
@@Ptr-ck7if true
@@SkunkApe407 nah were definitely not the problem. ive never met literally anyone who'd do any dumb thing that some random guy did in an article starting with "Florida man"
i just like laughing at the ridiculous stuff people do in florida
The fact that r/floridaman exists is and always will be the best
As a Floridian teen, I approve this comment.
Guess I know how to use my free time now
@@Skull.676 lmao
@@Lightning4395 pog
@UnreaLorenzo florida, home of weird ass stool
"Free, crazy, and stupid" should be on a t-shirt though, would make a great second runner up state motto for Florida if "chaos and alligators" doesn't catch on
And it still would only be the second most ridiculous state motto, after New Hampshire
I love Jack's voice. It's so SMOOTH. They truly are the snack that smiles back.
But the home owner was doing a bit of trolling
New Mexican here, we had a bit of a Florida Man ourselves early this year (I believe it was in Santa Fe).
He broke into a house, took a shower, ate the homeowner's shrimp and beer. When the homeowner returned he gave the guy 200 dollars (I think it was 200) and apologized for breaking a window. He then high Jacked some old ladies car
Bro what? Wth is going through his head
In 2015 a drunk driver with no insurance and an already suspended license slammed into our mailbox and then the house (at the end of a cul-du-sac) on New Years Eve. He hit our car trying to back off of the lawn and left part of his rear bumper on the grass before driving off. He was found and arrested about 2 blocks away trying to fix his car that had broken down. Our insurance agent was called for the house and car. Three days later, drunky knocks on the door and offers to get he and his friends to fix the house.... As if we were supposed to trust him to do it properly? NOT. We had already spent all morning on New Years Day installing ply-wood and 1x4s etc on the front of the house and smashed window of the bedroom (no one was in it at that time) that he had driven his car into. We told him no thanks. It was April before the insurance stuff went through so we could get the house fixed.
Fun fact: In Sweden we both got nice jails AND nice hospitals that doesn’t charge you 200k for a broken thumb
Okay? Cool, I guess?
Yeah? And Sweden also takes up to 50% of your earnings in taxes. They have the highest tax rate in the world, as well as the highest cost of living in the world.
Despite your "free" healthcare, accessing it is nearly impossible. Sweden also has a rising gang problem and a rising violent crime rate. Sweden also has a massive housing shortage, and then you have a law called Jante that dictates literally every aspect of your behavior.
Sweden is a dystopian, frozen hell hole run by facists.
@@superluigidummy someone's salty
@@insmoniacwithoutplans4252 I'm just saying that it's completely unrelated to this video.
The thing about Florida is not that all the crazy people are there, it's that pretty much all convictions and arrests there are fair game by law for journalists.
Most if not all other states protect those. So it's very likely that similar occurences happen in every other state, we just wouldn't know because police wouldn't give that kind of information.
Sort of. There's also rampant drug problems across the entire state, low education quality, tendency toward extremist views, and the fact that people come here to vacation at least partly due to points 1 and 3.
I live in Florida. There have been no less than *THREE METH LABS* that have been on the same block as my home.
My home that is *next door to an elementary school.*
All three of those meth labs were run by the same family, who were known meth cookers and dealers.
One of them was also a known sex offender, and was still allowed to move back into a property that was only separated from the school by a retainment pond.
Florida is fucked up, it's not just that they're allowed the records.
@@alchemysaga3745 literally none of what you said is true.
For one, the US southwest has a far more prevalent drug problem than Florida. Only 8.32% of Floridians have ever tried illicit drugs. The national average is 8.82%. So Florida is below the national average.
Two, Florida ranks third in the nation in education. Just because you're a dropout doesn't mean we all are.
Three, our "extremist" views have seen us as the only state to have a healthy economy during Covid, and the quickest to return to profitability afterward. We also happen to have some of the strictest amd most progressive nature conservation laws in the nation.
You'd do well to go outside.
Look into Arkansas. Can't co.pare, but they have a newspaper putting everyone's dirty laundry out there 🤣
I want to clarify that people everywhere are crazy, and probably on the same level as Florida. The issue is that Florida is an open record state, basically meaning that a ton of documents (including all discovered criminal activities and criminal records) are free to the public all across the world
Yep. This and once all the crazies hear all the weird shit that happens in Florida, they move there to be with their kind. Also the gators.
Florida Man beats up cyborg ninja, tries to turn the US into and anarchist state
Floridaman is that one really weird anti-villain that takes on many forms. While you can arrest one avatar, he'll find another to continue his spree.
I imagine floridaman as DC's Lobo.
Well if the rest of the country stopped sending us their dementia patient grandparents, criminal relatives, and poorly behaved children, we wouldn't have this issue. Take a look at the pictures of our beaches after Spring Break. That isn't Floridians leaving a landfill on our beaches. That isn't Floridians starting massive beach-wide brawls. It isn't native Floridians jumping on manatees for piggyback rides. The lady that got arrested for doing that had just moved here from Texas, but the papers sure said "Florida Woman".
Trust me, we Floridians really don't want any of you here. Stay away and watch our headlines get boring.
As a professional Florida Man, I can agree that this video is 100% accurate
As a Florida Man i can confirm too
*_Wait, Florida Man Is A Job?_*
@@TheRealEncy You didint know
It's not a job it's part of my life
@@Echinodermata0 It is a way of life lol
As a Floridian these headlines are just a typical Wednesday to us
I once heard living in Florida is like living in a GTA server and I couldn't agree more
they try to mod it often
LMAOO this has gotta be my favorite comment by far
10:25 Those snakes are highly invasive, I'm glad that huge one was captured.
you saying "flo rida fan" instead of "florida man" is simultaneously throwing me off and cracking me up!
Okay, so the woman who called police 11,000 times in a year - that averages out to around 30 / 31 CALLS EACH AND EVERY SINGLE DAY.
WHY.
Based
9:15 The funniest part of this to me is I had the opposite assumption made about me. A few years back, I was riding an e-scooter in the rain and ended up falling and hurting my shoulder. About 2 weeks later my shoulder was still hurting a lot so I decided to go to the doctor. Over the phone I told them I fell off a scooter and hurt my shoulder, and when I came in they were confused as to why I would've been riding a scooter for people who can't walk much. I clarified that it was one of the scooters that you rent with the app.
Conclusion was that I had a fracture in the bone in my upper arm (humerus).
"Whatever Nordic nations is nice to their prisoners." That would be all of them. In Finland even people serving life can get holidays and go home from prison every now and then.
yeah i was into prisons a few years ago (like learning about them, not being sentenced to go to them), and sweden is good but norway is even better, or atleast they were at the time. I dont know much about finland, but in general it seems like the nordics are going for rehabilitation much more than the us is. And treating the prisoners like human beingss, which is also nice
I bet some people instantly came to this video like I did
Correct
yep, 43 seconds after!
Thumbnail made me :)
Yes
Indeed
Im confuse why lexi hasnt narrate this sub
SHE IS LITERALY A FLORIDA WOMAN
oh she's from Florida?
@@dumbkid4ever224 he's
That means she can wrestle lizards and resist literal hell temperatures. 🐊
All thing in Florida caused by a man no woman involved despite looked like woman we call them Florida man.
@@KentaQ She's was correct.
As a Floridian, it amazes me that I move states away after over 30 years in the gunshine state just to have a local radio station that reminds me of the craziest things my people do still
When you live in Florida it doesn't seem out of the ordinary, but when you move away you find out that Floridaman is a thing
SO TRUE!! I lived in Florida from 2002 to 2015, everything was seemingly normal, but now that I live in MD, hoo boy was I in for a shock! 😂
"naked florida man" sounds more dangerous than a mere "florida man"💀
One of the reasons it ALWAYS seems to be Florida is their Freedom of Information laws make it really easy for reporters, journalists, and news outlets to get the weirder details of an arrest. Some of these headlines would be so relatively mundane if you took out the "Florida Man" details.
As someone who lived in Florida from 2002 to 2015, I can say that this subreddit is 100% accurate!
The snake wrangler is actually a thing in Florida. They have pythons as an invasive species and the state offers bounties on catching and killing them. Even just finding their dens is rewarded with money.
I swear to god! Florida deserves its own nation.
Florida is the Russia of America
3:51: This guy is the definition of "Your argument is invalid. My hair is a bird".
Whoever the editor of this video is, props to you! This is such great editing and extremely funny animations in between his reading of memes!!! 💚
11:35 yeah, the actual logical conclusion is that the officers were searching the boat and the boat was booby trapped to try and prevent searched or harm anyone who does search it. Not caused by the officers in the way that was implied.
Have y'all seen the one where a florida man brought a hand grenade into a gay bar and the bartender was a ex marine
There are no ex marines.
@@Frankie5Angels150 once a marine always a marine. Our neighbor is a marine
I looked into the rooster thing and it wasn't just that. He had been charged with animal cruelty as well.
If a sentence starts with "Florida man", of course it's true.
But sometimes it feels like it isn’t true
@@daisyjoy242 Trust me, it's ALWAYS true. Based on how ridiculous it is
What if it started with Florida woman though.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Florida man, Florida woman, hell even Florida teen. Any gender or sexuality, if it comes from the Alligator state, counts :)
@@izzydasleeze What if I told you this crazy shit happened all over the US?
I'm certain that the other states are just as weird, they're just too sensible not to be as transparent fearing the so called "florida stereotype".
So there's more where that came from?
@@anlumman3897 If Texas had the same Sunshine Law as Florida, these kinds of stories would triple overnight.
I’d say that Maryland is kinda weird, just not to the extent of Florida, we do have some pretty nutty people wandering around, and don’t even get me started on Baltimore
I knew there would eventually have to be a video about Florida men and women.
And it’s even better than I ever could’ve imagined.
I'd like R/Floridaman to be a subreddit featured regularly please .
3:02 I don't wanna be freeeeeeeee, leave me in luxuryyyyyyyyy-yy!! Why try a prison break, when hard time is totally great?
Getting all the endings in a heist with markiplier is the most fun I've had in a long time
I myself am in florida, I have no clue if the plane in the thumbnail flew over my house at this point because Florida, is insane, me confirmed. TWO DAYS AGO a Brightline train hit a SUV.
5:43 so good to hear that that turned out okay.
As a Florida resident this is just “News” to me lol
2:23 and now we know that the only person who has ever cut Jack's hair is his mom.
For real though, they stuck a hairdresser's cloth wrappy thing on him so he wouldn't be naked in the booking photo.
Those things have a hood?! I've only ever seen the normal ones, that they just wrap around you.
@@lightningangel45 they don't have a hood... that's just the back where it clips together overlapping and sticking out a bit. You can kinda see the button at the top of it.
you know, florida man throwing holy book at deputy at 1:44 sound like a familiar story
i think it was Far Cry 5
My dad is a Florida man, yet a very tame one. The craziest thing he has done was jump from the roof into the pool.
I AM TERRIFIED OF WHAT HE WILL DO WHEN HE ACTUALLY GOES FLORIDA MAN ON US, I MEAN THERE IS NO WAY THEY ARE THIS TAME.
2:24 He's "dressed up" like that because he wasn't wearing anything and they had to put _something_ on him.
ah yes, floRAIIIda.
Jack being happy Florida isn't weird enough to have a suburb called Animal Clinic as if he's not literally from Australia. Need I remind you of Humpty Doo, Fannie Bay, Useless Loop, CHINAMANS KNOB?!
In my city a man escaped prison, stole a guard's vehicle and proceeded to just do doughnuts in the parking lot until they came and apprehended him 😂 Some people just want a story to tell when they go back in.
floRIda
Jack do not make me come over there
Yessss florida man is backkkkk
2:23 dude no he looks like he bouta get what's left of his hair cut
Fun fact! The vet clinic a week later had a sign up that said "We're accepting new patients! Just not Jaguars" source: I live right down the road from it
ive never seen an elephant that looks like that...
It is a rare elephant
@@dread8841 its one in 69420 morbillion
Ah yes r/Floridaman, the best subreddit
as a Floridian this makes me so disappointed in my state.
I love this subreddit
This explains why Cops and Live PD spends so much time in Florida 🤣
Bro the Jaguar getting busted up next to an animal clinic is amazing
2:51 No, we don’t treat those kind of jaguars at this animal clinic!
I have decided that the world is a simulation and Florida is the only place that has figured this out
Background on the "water park" guy in the last entry, he was actually just maliciously drilling holes in $250,000 worth of pipes, after becoming "disgruntled" with his job.
7:51
That works out to one call every waking half hour assuming she got 8 hours of sleep per night.
the umbilical cord helicopter joke SENT me
Is no one gonna address the lingering sexual tension between jack and the editors lately
It's sweet
I once read this happens all over the country, Florida is most known just because it's public information, idk tho
something with one of my friends happend, this helped me cheer up, thank you emkay
As a person who born and raised in Florida you get used to the wired crap that happens hear and its fun to
3:52 dude have a crow as a hair 💀
As a long time Florida resident that desperately hates the state, I approve of this message 👌
Your forgetting something about the guy crashing his jag into a animal clinic. *channels inner clarkson* He's gotta jag
Some people try to get arrested and put back into prison repeatedly because they don’t have anywhere better to go home to
2:23 he looks like he was in the middle of a haircut
I’m no sociology major, but I believe most jail mates/prisoners actually do prefer to stay in containment because it’s a lifestyle that they generally have spent so much time in, it’s the only lifestyle they know. I’m not saying that they like it, but if you’ve stayed a long time sticking with a certain lifestyle, you just feel more accustomed to it. This is because the US justice system only knows how to detain prisoners as opposed to providing them resources to readjust to life outside of the bars.
Of course, this isn’t for many inmates/prisoners, but it is a common thought process. At least, that’s what my sociology teacher taught me.
Florida doesn't have crazier crimes, their laws just allow the reporting of all those crazy crimes.
3:52 Now that's what I call a "bad hair day".
1:10 a scream isn’t good either, the alligator will cause some real pain. Can rip off whatever limb it’s grabbing but just dragging or doing a roll and possibly dragging you into the water for… well let’s just say you might meet someone a bit later.
I have to remind myself sometimes that there could possibly other realities that with the only existing people being Karen's or Floridian people like that.
2:35 That actually happened about a week or two ago. They even changed their sign afterwards.
Before the accident it read: “what did the teddy bear eat for dinner? Nothing it was stuffed.” And it now reads: “accepting new patients. Not just Jaguars!”
I love these, just tells me I’m smarter than I give myself credit for
florida is like brazil... only chaos
we apologise ._.
Wild girl one of the MK sub Ritter guys said that they wanted a submitted Beth like the chips about Florida man in here we go we have it they finally delivered
Florida is the definition of chaotic neutral
On my literal birthday, according to a headline "Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, claimed he was God and had sex with a tree" and that's not all.. "Florida man accused of firing urine filled squirt gun at woman"
The “weather” patterns in Florida sure is something else huh?
I was about to be so upset, bc I read "throws flaming t-shirt at horse" but its just a house...they can rebuild
Haha, the fact that i recently just moved to florida….
5:35 as a Florida man I can confirm it is a tower defense game
I'm beginning to think that Florida is being populated by the Walmart rejects.
Florida residents always have the most recent mugshots
of themselves.
The villages is absolutely the country capital of STDs I've heard stories about that place you wouldn't believe
2:24 my guy is dressed like he’s about to get a haircut
The thing with the Tie fighter is that only works if you’re the intended target.
As a bystander your odds of been hit increase dramatically.
I have like 3 friends who live in Florida and I swear one of them just rolls for encounter to see if they run into any Florida Man shenanigans
“Rolls for encounter”?
If she called the cops 11000 times in one year, thats about 30-31 calls a day everyday
The animal clinic one only thing I took is was Hey a Denny's
People from the netherlands when their country gets mentioned literally anywhere: 3:22
i didn’t even notice its a few minutes ago, i should probably make fanart soon since i watch the channel so much!
Florida man: the man! The myth, the legends, the stupid
If you steal your roommates parrot and take it home.... YOU ARE TAKING IT TO THE SAME PLACE YOU TOOK IT FROM STUPID, AND WILL BE CAUGHT. WTF.
2:24 he’s dressed like he’s waiting to get his hair cut
An average day in Damien's neighborhood.
Much like a florida man does weird stuff, i must do a strange thing by offering eggs to emkay and commenters