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  • @SektionEi8ht
    @SektionEi8ht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8792

    “I have a boyfriend.”
    “He doesn’t have to know.”
    Why do they always think this will work?

    • @LeMeilleurr
      @LeMeilleurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      SamValiant cause it works, if you got game

    • @SektionEi8ht
      @SektionEi8ht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@LeMeilleurr Well, these guys clearly lack game, then.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I guess they figure it's at least worth a shot.

    • @SektionEi8ht
      @SektionEi8ht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@spongeintheshoe I guess.

    • @calebnorris6960
      @calebnorris6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It does if u aren't ugly

  • @YCal-s9w
    @YCal-s9w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5358

    Guy: *insults girl*
    Girl: *is insulted*
    Guy: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME

    • @ShoJubuz
      @ShoJubuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Girl:hits guy
      Guy: hits back
      Girl:w-wait that illegal
      Government: arrests guy

    • @echostorm1996
      @echostorm1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      @@ShoJubuz You: Injects irrelevant comment that has nothing to do with anything being discussed

    • @ShoJubuz
      @ShoJubuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@echostorm1996 that basically your comment

    • @echostorm1996
      @echostorm1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      @@ShoJubuz Not at all, but nice try

    • @ShoJubuz
      @ShoJubuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@echostorm1996 it is tho...

  • @SneedBass
    @SneedBass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5391

    It's almost like these "nice guys" are the "douchebags" they claim to hate, only with a shallow facade that breaks immediately after rejection.

    • @gatewaytotheheart2652
      @gatewaytotheheart2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You don't say

    • @sketnemesie
      @sketnemesie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's exactly the point.....

    • @MonotoniTV
      @MonotoniTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Nice guys are usually manipulative. The act nice because that's how they think they will get the girl

    • @sauceboi5965
      @sauceboi5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Leonard M even the nice guys and the chads are some times pathetic anyways lol.

    • @Tori-mh7fg
      @Tori-mh7fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We did it boys. We cracked the code.

  • @Cherrixxx
    @Cherrixxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5856

    I want to see a "nice girl" and a "nice guy" together and see how that would end up lmao

    • @Coolhand118
      @Coolhand118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      No... but it will be mayhem if that would happen

    • @galaxyrose4334
      @galaxyrose4334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      Hopefully they wont reproduce.

    • @Coolhand118
      @Coolhand118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@galaxyrose4334 let's hope for the best

    • @sharipenn1183
      @sharipenn1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      And that's how the world will end. So pray it doesn't happen

    • @westwardeggplantstudios9715
      @westwardeggplantstudios9715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That sounds like a perfect disaster!

  • @flossiebell
    @flossiebell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

    Most of the conversations in the video:
    Person: *“I’m a nice guy”*
    Person: **then proceeds to cuss out the person they’re talking to**

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was murdered but I still love to have my asshole fisted.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      McKinley
      nice guys and nice girls in a nutshell

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I slapped my grandmother on the ass because she wouldn't stop stealing my vaginal lipstick.

    • @markus4698
      @markus4698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some of them cuss before saying they're a nice guy, and then proceed to cuss some more.

    • @Sharonnnnnnnnnn
      @Sharonnnnnnnnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      huyup123456 what the heck?

  • @nicknitro86
    @nicknitro86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    "I can provide for you"
    - 26 year old cashier who looks like he's in his 30s

    • @cur1lia
      @cur1lia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lmfao i said the same thing

    • @pleaseenteraname7153
      @pleaseenteraname7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cashier at a gas station 😂

    • @nicknitro86
      @nicknitro86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because I am right. What's more realistic, he's rich but working a low skill job because fuck it or he's not rich and working a low skill job because he doesn't have skills for much else/it was just the job that was available.

  • @EnderCorePL
    @EnderCorePL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    Holy shit, I've got Aspergers and I feel like I have better social skills than these people.

    • @evalangan3882
      @evalangan3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oof

    • @jc8153
      @jc8153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Uh... permission to make a possibly offensive joke?

    • @akiraohalloran
      @akiraohalloran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same!

    • @EnderCorePL
      @EnderCorePL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@jc8153 I actually got Aspergers, soooo... If anyone really needs proof I can show my medical papers, but no one sane would ask me for that over a rather innocent comment I think.

    • @charlie-gq7xb
      @charlie-gq7xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@EnderCorePL he didnt ask that dumbass

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12120

    I'm starting to think these aren't nice guys.

    • @LPSWeirdCow13
      @LPSWeirdCow13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      You can probably tell what I said from the people replying to me

    • @skipptk9086
      @skipptk9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@LPSWeirdCow13 oh really?

    • @itsthequenchiest5072
      @itsthequenchiest5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      *_Ya don't say?_*

    • @rodmunduruca2587
      @rodmunduruca2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kiwi r/itswooooshwith4os

    • @velvety.dreams
      @velvety.dreams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rodmunduruca2587 there i fixed it :D

  • @HyperJohnua
    @HyperJohnua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    Onision is literally that best representative of nice guys that turn out to be absolutely horrible

    • @averagedickmoney310
      @averagedickmoney310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't want to defend him . Again that tweet was obvious sexual innuendo

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@averagedickmoney310 most people don't want to defend him, though, I wonder how many dickheads tried to defend the twat without knowing who Onision is and thought he was the typical "girls always want big peepee" dude they could relate with.

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree, hentai.

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OmegaChase1002 yeah, I thought that pfp was giving some very moisty vibes.

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tacobanana6538 i think i actually saw the full pic once.
      i think it was either a gif or a video.

  • @ohdeartm8017
    @ohdeartm8017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    8:47
    *"depressed?,, don't be sad, you are very thicc"*

    • @armoredcupcake5383
      @armoredcupcake5383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nah just compressed

    • @milkbread5036
      @milkbread5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@armoredcupcake5383 loooooooooooooool

    • @reeselmao
      @reeselmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I used to have depression. But I don't have it anymore because I'm thicc :)

    • @ZoobiethePopplio
      @ZoobiethePopplio หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Noooo! Don't kill yourself! You're sexy!"

  • @JoniWan77
    @JoniWan77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "Being loved like a princess" or in the historically accurate mind of a niceguy "being forcibly married to a 40 year old prick, which impregnates you at the age of thirteen or lower".

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Not even historical.Still happens

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      0 0 RIP

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-jn1wm3tb8v yikes

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-jn1wm3tb8v That's the fucking worst part.

    • @ZoobiethePopplio
      @ZoobiethePopplio หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the only princesses these guys know about are the Disney ones.

  • @aaaaaa-zk4we
    @aaaaaa-zk4we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I’ve got a friend who started dating this guy recently, and she typically gets into pretty short relationships just cause she’s just trying to get to know a bunch of people before getting into a long term relationship. She decided to break up with him after only a few days, which seemed unusual for even her. I asked her about it and she said it was just because he was being a bit clingy. The next day at school this guy decided to yell at her and even attempted to hit her at some point. In the hallway, I heard him ranting to his friends about how girls “don’t appreciate nice guys”. Yep. My friend had a real life nice guy encounter.

    • @rinlila6974
      @rinlila6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ngl your friend sounds like a bitch too.
      What's the point in going into a relationship if you know you're gonna end it soon.
      That's what fuck buddy or friend with benefits are for.
      Now, she did well leaving the dude and he should be contained.

    • @highsun76
      @highsun76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@rinlila6974 we found one.

    • @hunterlawrence3573
      @hunterlawrence3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@rinlila6974 They're in high school! How long do you think their relationships are going to last? He said her relationships are typically short, not she starts relationships just to end them.

    • @Fenrir214
      @Fenrir214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Attempted to hit her and yet he thinks hes a nice guy smh.

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rinlila6974 hey didn't you supposed in the video?

  • @Milkycolaa
    @Milkycolaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I was asked out by a genuine nice guy and I declined because I’m asexual and he’s the perfect role model for taking the rejection. It didn’t get awkward afterwards, we became co worker bffs, and he’s got a new gf now that he adores. These guys just need to take the L and move on.

    • @cy.istooshort
      @cy.istooshort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      👏

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ok question:
      Are you asexual (interested in dating, but nothing sexual) or aromantic (not interested in dating or disgusted at the idea of dating)?

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A genuine nice guy!

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For once an actual nice guy!

  • @freshfangs
    @freshfangs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    Emkay: uploads a video
    My finger: **I AM SPEED**

  • @sandwich8240
    @sandwich8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I love how they all try to be “nice guys” or “nice girls” but put more effort into their insults than their patience

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's because they want instant results, "just like Disney movies" or movies like Back to the Future.

  • @aura4763
    @aura4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5895

    *bisexual screeching when i realise i’ll have to deal with nice guys AND nice girls*

    • @Ja.abbatta_V
      @Ja.abbatta_V 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      What are nice girls like?

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      @@Ja.abbatta_V karens

    • @JinxPropaganda
      @JinxPropaganda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      Annabeth Grey I’m pansexual so I feel you😔

    • @jessicastormshell2786
      @jessicastormshell2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh damn

    • @lorenzopastorelli1114
      @lorenzopastorelli1114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Amilah well actually pansexuals will fuck literally EVERYTHING. Not just boys or girls. They are extremely weird. But whatever makes them happy.

  • @sphinxplays3789
    @sphinxplays3789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    when damien can’t pronounce names but can say accoutrements

  • @The1verdeblanco
    @The1verdeblanco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1951

    Me: *has been gay for awhile now*
    "Nice" guys: hey.
    Me: im straight.

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imma leave it to 69 likes, you're welcome

    • @anthonyc4138
      @anthonyc4138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @arynburrsir
      @arynburrsir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      me too though-

    • @arpharazon999
      @arpharazon999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Careful, maybe the churches will use nice guys/girls instead of praying the gay away. 🤣

    • @KZFathom
      @KZFathom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@arpharazon999 oh no that would actually work.

  • @shep4184
    @shep4184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    "It's not like you're hurting my feelings or anything"
    We did it bois, r/tsundereguys is finally real

    • @shuyotirah9132
      @shuyotirah9132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      r/tsundereguys is the best kind of guys

    • @MystikMonK-d1k
      @MystikMonK-d1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shuyotirah9132 lol what is a tsundere?

    • @notinsane4165
      @notinsane4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      fucking end me please.

    • @shuyotirah9132
      @shuyotirah9132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@MystikMonK-d1k you know its kinda like "iTs NoT LiKe I LiKe YoU oR aNyThiNG" but actually like them. Similar to that with any context

    • @MystikMonK-d1k
      @MystikMonK-d1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shuyotirah9132 Thank you

  • @verg_nn
    @verg_nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    Roses are red
    The world has brought me to tears
    He says he’s a nice guy
    But he’s just a neck beard

    • @itsthequenchiest5072
      @itsthequenchiest5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I beg to differ. I'm actually a deformed Pineapple

    • @CrazedFloridaMan
      @CrazedFloridaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@itsthequenchiest5072 im a deformedh chicken tender i look like umm well imagine a chicken tender ok now you know what i look like

    • @michaelportillo5663
      @michaelportillo5663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel like this thread is gonna develop a curse comment but here we go. A deformed goblin fuck was walking down a street at one night. Looking a cute girl but knowing he's fugly as fuck he be acting like a nice guy. He went to Applebee's around the corner and saw a Hatsune Miku demon cosplayer. He then ask her number. She said no. The fugly hobgoblin just called her a bitch and slapped her. The cosplayer called her boyfriend a 400 pound muscle-buff Chad. The Chad beat the shit out of the incel hogoblin testicular cancered face to a bloody pulp fiction. The Chad final statement, It's all ogre now. So the cosplayer and Chad went banging while the job just go another night masturbating to Hentai Haven once more.

    • @michaelportillo5663
      @michaelportillo5663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not sorry

    • @ahmetbice3053
      @ahmetbice3053 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does neck beard mean?

  • @calebjensen1560
    @calebjensen1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    If you're a guy, and a girl declines a date, just be like "fair enough" and move on.
    Simple

    • @Lea-ep1bi
      @Lea-ep1bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Can we just acknowledge that this should be a rule for everyone?

    • @nemanjaz.9113
      @nemanjaz.9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Amilah My Respect on that initiative!

    • @zzkradi8770
      @zzkradi8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "fair enough" also gets interpreted as hostile in a sarcastic way. You can't escape people dunking on you for being rejected, lots of people are just bad.

    • @Lea-ep1bi
      @Lea-ep1bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Amilah Well, they probably weren't worth it then. If people want to be chased then they kind of overestimate themselves and they also harm and mistreat the other person because they play with the emotions of those things people.

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Amilah If a man who is busy actually wants to go out with you, he will literally say that. He will make it clear that he has a very demanding life and career, but, if you are willing to accept that, he would be really happy to go out with you -- so long as the expectations are correspondingly moderated for the lack of time. If a man says he is busy without providing a solution, that's just a "no" in disguise or, as you note, an invitation to go on an unrewarding and futile chase. Pass...

  • @plainbagel4411
    @plainbagel4411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    2:40
    "And I bet you're failing biology" threw me for an absolute LOOP and I will never recover

    • @ziedyee
      @ziedyee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freaking same man..

    • @noodlesuzuki5513
      @noodlesuzuki5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BIO is so easy😳

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I failed biology because I forgot my nanny's corpse needed to be fucked before cooked.

  • @jaegerbombastic1009
    @jaegerbombastic1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "I'm sorry your brother died."
    "Let's go out"
    "N O"
    "Well, your brother is dead, so, I'm like him"

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That last sentence makes it even more gross...

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the_tactician9858 Yeah. If someone tried to pull this kind of stunt on me, I wouldn't know what to do or say for a few seconds.

    • @ezekieloruven
      @ezekieloruven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was, to me, the scummiest and most patently manipulative one of all. The lows these people will sink to are sickening. Who hears someone's beloved relative just died and thinks "hey, I can probably get her pussy now!" Holy fuck.

  • @lukasnovella9001
    @lukasnovella9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    What “Nice Guys” think girls mean when they say they want a Nice Guy: I’m very nice and compliment you, therefore you owe me sex
    What girls acually mean: A guy who treats them like a human being and not a sex object

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It can go the other way now thanks to the nice girls.

    • @erikas.6790
      @erikas.6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A real nice guy don't need to profess himself as one

    • @cinderjam5114
      @cinderjam5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      all you are true- but I deal with a nice guy all the damn time and it's annoying. hes a total dick when you say no to him at all- and outright refuses to think he is anything other then nice. I've also felt with nice girls, their so damn two faced sometimes its unreal

    • @j.c.2240
      @j.c.2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My boyfriend drove 2 hours to see me before we were dating because I needed help. And that's why he's now my boyfriend and soon he'll be my husband

    • @misschuckito1311
      @misschuckito1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@j.c.2240 Now thats a *nice* guy

  • @shizukorosektk1107
    @shizukorosektk1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    When a robot makes better boyfriend than a human...
    *loses faith in humanity*

    • @sachiel197
      @sachiel197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      gains faith in AI

    • @TheBones1188
      @TheBones1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The bot one is almost definitely fake

    • @ohcainers9239
      @ohcainers9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shizuko Rose KTK I lost faith because of your pfp from a ass game

    • @Wubbazt
      @Wubbazt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *gains faith in the robot takeover*

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I for one welcome our new robotic overlords

  • @bensantos16
    @bensantos16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3151

    Me: *Skips through ads*
    TH-cam: “Wait, that’s illegal.”

    • @ryuuducat
      @ryuuducat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wait, that's actually illegal.

    • @collinsiemaszko7007
      @collinsiemaszko7007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *He is the chosen one!*

    • @StableLies
      @StableLies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I applaud

    • @Saint-Justus
      @Saint-Justus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ads: hello
      TH-cam: *ANOTHA ONE*

    • @bensantos16
      @bensantos16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Super Smolios yes

  • @krissyl.575
    @krissyl.575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "Damn he won't even let you hang out with friends" this pisses me off, he's like one of those sales men that don't take women's opinion seriously and think they need their partner's permission for everything

    • @Ignasimp
      @Ignasimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was the one not taking her opinion seriously thinking her opinion was forced by her boyfriend.

    • @everything5066
      @everything5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can I talk to the man in charge of this account
      Jk btw

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      only the salesmen don't do it for a matter of sexism really and they usually do the same if is a guy telling him " come on, you are the one with the pants, don't let your wife decide for you", that is just a sales strategy, you have to make that perso buy, so you feed their ego, make then belief they are more independant and strong for taking the decision right in the moment without consulting ut with anyone( be it partner, roommate, parents, etc) and if they say they should talk it out with that other person you convince them they don't need anyones permission because they are " the boss" in that house.
      homestly, i worked selling phone lines and home wifi and if it was a woman and she said she would talk it out with her husband( or wife) i would say " what for? why do you need his/her permission for? we both know you are the one who decides the things, don't lose the offer, you can tell them later"...and if the target was a man i would say the exact same thing if he said he wanted to tell his wife first. and the same with old people wanting to talk it with their kids or young people wanting to consult it with their parents.
      is it a sneaky and dirty selling method? yes it is. does it work and give you more sales to gain more comission? yes, it does.
      the problem is this guys haven't realized sales tricks don't apply in relationships.
      e

    • @jasonbourne5851
      @jasonbourne5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pshhh...I bet you're failing biology!

  • @uniquelyspecial4807
    @uniquelyspecial4807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    It's ironice though, they say "All the cute girls go for hunks." but they're also only going for cute girls so like wtf? Same way around.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It's Step 1 of spotting a Nice Guy in the wild. If he's only going for girls above his own league, and then gets really pissy at nicer-looking guys for getting the girls he wants to have for himself, it's an indication he's got an entitlement problem. Nice Guys are like the DarkSydePhil of dating.

    • @kingdomheartsispeak4724
      @kingdomheartsispeak4724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neoqwerty I wonder where the nice girls are?

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@kingdomheartsispeak4724 They lurk around on Facebook seeking buttpats and their natural habitat seems to be college campuses. Look especially for "WHY DO ALL MEN CHOOSE HOES OVER PRETTY GIRLS WITH A NICE PERSONALITY LIKE ME" screams, and also for homewrecking attempts. In short, the Nice Girl is the larval form of the Karen, Entitledus Parentus.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@neoqwerty Dude you deserve a damn Nobel Prize

    • @kingdomheartsispeak4724
      @kingdomheartsispeak4724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neoqwerty damn I wish I could find one so I can at least experience it...most girls I meet already have boyfriends

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "A masculine taste in media, but still vapid." Says the guy that watches Rick & Morty.

    • @markerlee2231
      @markerlee2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caleb Chaney oh my god I read that comment right when it happened in the video and it lowkey confused me for a sec

    • @Slxt4milk
      @Slxt4milk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can’t believe he thought calling her stupid would help his chances lmfaoooo

    • @Slxt4milk
      @Slxt4milk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ._. He literally called her vapid? It’s in the comment

  • @ollygoober1111
    @ollygoober1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    The thumbnail is Onision. AKA The same guy who asks for pictures of girls and tells them all their flaws. wHaT a nIce gUy.

    • @Lycan_the_deerdog
      @Lycan_the_deerdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And not just any girls... teenagers

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The man has kids who are now under the custody of the man's mother.

  • @rofisbacc2004
    @rofisbacc2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Broflakes" Is the human equivalent of the fable sour grapes.

    • @cry9297
      @cry9297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yummybred3611 walter

    • @kurakurapi
      @kurakurapi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yummybred3611 walter

    • @iatedanscereal7676
      @iatedanscereal7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Walter Clements walter

    • @qnuyvn-di9ol
      @qnuyvn-di9ol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yummybred3611 walter

    • @hitgirl-zj3lg
      @hitgirl-zj3lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yummybred3611 Walter

  • @GraveyardRot
    @GraveyardRot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    I am a simple being, I see onion boy in nice guys, I click

    • @uselessash3580
      @uselessash3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yesss, I wasn't the only one to notice!!!

    • @dream_scape3352
      @dream_scape3352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Such a simple person XD

    • @jellybeanjilly6873
      @jellybeanjilly6873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just to clarify, are you'll pro or anti onision?

    • @dream_scape3352
      @dream_scape3352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jellybeanjilly6873 probably anti onision i mean being a nice guy isnt exactly a good thing

    • @jellybeanjilly6873
      @jellybeanjilly6873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dream_scape3352 yeah, you're probably right, just wanted to clarify.

  • @trygveblacktiger597
    @trygveblacktiger597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Im a dude with Aspergers who dosent always catch onto social cues and ffs. These people have the social skills of a toddler

  • @mahobgood30
    @mahobgood30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Onision is the very definition of nice guy

  • @phoebejayne4883
    @phoebejayne4883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Highkey proud of you for pronouncing accoutrements correctly having not known what it means

    • @geograymon55
      @geograymon55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I thought that was a typo. These guys need to stop having a thesaurus up on their web browser 24/7.

    • @richpolite
      @richpolite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she says like she knew what it meant

    • @phoebejayne4883
      @phoebejayne4883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@richpolite accoutrements refer to equipment or additional possessions or things, but I've never heard the word used out of old books

    • @caitlunsford2440
      @caitlunsford2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      isnt it actually pronounced ah-coo-tray-mont?? thats how folks in my family have always said it at least, but maybe they were just being fancy lmao

    • @phoebejayne4883
      @phoebejayne4883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Might just be accents lol

  • @sloanbassstuff7246
    @sloanbassstuff7246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "You're about to meet the most interesting chemist in the world!"
    Walter White?

    • @uponwrath4372
      @uponwrath4372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duribethin I don’t always drink beer, but when I do. I prefer dos equis

    • @cslginhaertel4357
      @cslginhaertel4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bathing with a Chemist
      Me: Scared noises

    • @smile_faker2607
      @smile_faker2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah fam, Walter Asian

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Broeckchen
    @Broeckchen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Men only ever want one thing
    The Krabby Patty Secret Formula™️

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Broeckchen
      Honestly, if someone ever told me that, I'd fall in love with them for life, and Im a female. 😂

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I stole my granpa's dick and viciously slapped my brother with it when he told my that my pussy is fat.

    • @roamoray
      @roamoray 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huyup123456 nice

    • @keyanstoney1742
      @keyanstoney1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      huyup123456 hol up a minute

    • @keeganghost1553
      @keeganghost1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shhh don't tell em

  • @user-md5oq8cj7l
    @user-md5oq8cj7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Nice Guy: “I can rock your world.”
    Also Nice Guy: *Drops a literal boulder on your skull because you said no.

    • @jostew3109
      @jostew3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      guess he did 'rock' their world then

    • @monicajoao5031
      @monicajoao5031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jo Stew 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bakadesu9306
    @bakadesu9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Nice guy: *complains about girls only liking an idealized man*
    Also nice guy: *only goes for idealized women*

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Double standards FTW

    • @Carriesue1982
      @Carriesue1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I always thought this was funny, complains no one will date them because of how they look yet only wants traditionally ‘hot’ women.. the Chads of women lol.

  • @Goldenrod6901
    @Goldenrod6901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    This girl who always flirts with a bunch of guys started to hit me up knowing I was in a relationship. I told her that shes a player flirting with everyone especially knowing some have a relationship. She got angry and called me an Athiest.
    This is the weirdest insult I've ever gotten.

    • @peepeepoopoo4425
      @peepeepoopoo4425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "Awh, don't wanna cheat on your boyfriend / girlfriend? You don't believe in God!"
      Pretty sure calling you a Christian would've made more sense.

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Maybe she thinks only atheists have morals and it's a bad thing?

    • @megatronboy-ir1vn
      @megatronboy-ir1vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AHHSHSHSHAHA that's so funny idk why lmao

    • @RudolfJvVuuren
      @RudolfJvVuuren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      haha you Atheist!

    • @tomguy8151
      @tomguy8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You don't want to go out with me? aThEiSt!!!

  • @possumguts
    @possumguts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    DAMIEN YOU PRONOUNCED ACCOUTERMENTS PROPERLY ON THE FIRST GO, IM SO PROUD OF YOU!

  • @Bubblegum4337
    @Bubblegum4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Not surprised to see Onision in the thumbnail :’]

  • @puffy7341
    @puffy7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The belief that women are beutys who need help for everything is actually a kind of mysogny

    • @boop99
      @boop99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      True, it's the opposite of what these nice guys claim they're trying to be like

    • @TruffleSeeker54
      @TruffleSeeker54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sometimes though I do need help with opening something

    • @boop99
      @boop99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TruffleSeeker54 Same

    • @mince1035
      @mince1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@TruffleSeeker54 who doesnt need some help from time to time especially with those damn jars

    • @benharrison3479
      @benharrison3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why i help them with nothing

  • @thaisacattoor1636
    @thaisacattoor1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Nice guy: hey beautiful .
    Me: I'm lesbian.
    Nice girl: heyyy how r u😘.
    Me: nvm, I'm straight.
    Nice guy and girl:😏😏😏
    Me: you know what, I'm asexual.

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Welcome to our club.

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's actually aromantic.
      Aro makes you not want a relationship or feel disgusted at the idea of being in a relationship.
      Asexual means not wanting to fuck, but you would be up to dating.

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If ya wanna go the extra mile just be aro and ace.

    • @thaisacattoor1636
      @thaisacattoor1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@skadaaskadeen i know I kinda tried to replicate the kind of messages you could get from horny people online.

    • @inox1ck
      @inox1ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Join us.

  • @deathrooster14
    @deathrooster14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Me after talking to a lady I'm into: "Hey you're cool wanna get coffee or something?"
    Her: "Sorry I'm currently in a relationship."
    Me: "Aight, my bad, sorry for bothering you."

    • @notherelol
      @notherelol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y e s true

    • @acaterinab
      @acaterinab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that, children, is how you should treat others.

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I have Aspergers and I know when it's time to shut my trap, good lord

    • @alfine1735
      @alfine1735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jake Dragonfire Bless you for knowing when to take your L and respectfully accept being denied

    • @cslginhaertel4357
      @cslginhaertel4357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got an agressivity dissorder and i don't rage on that

  • @robokiwi9552
    @robokiwi9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Ew that Onion guy still exists? Lmaoaoa I thought he was cancelled

    • @saali6860
      @saali6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Laughing my ass off ass off ass

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Redomic Yeah okay, sure.

    • @robokiwi9552
      @robokiwi9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Redomic cancelled cancelled cancelled cancelled cancelled

    • @gkvscq
      @gkvscq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Redomic not only that, the community can never “cancel” anybody. Has the community loves to talk about how they “cancelled” James Charles but his YT channel is doing fine, even ricegum is back after him being called out by the content cops. The community can’t cancel anybody, they love saying they can because they think they have some type of power in a virtual community, when they actually don’t.

    • @robokiwi9552
      @robokiwi9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Vossavic TL true. The makeup community is a mess and people always excuse James or whoever bc “people make mistakes”. It is annoying but I gotten somewhat used to it even though I know it’s annoying. The catch phrases are really annoying , mainly “Skskskks”

  • @DemonOfMyMind
    @DemonOfMyMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This happens even when I'm at work.
    customer: "You're really cute."
    Me: "I have a boyfriend."
    Customer: "Oh? when did you meet him?"
    Me: *lying through my teeth* "Not too long ago..."
    Customer: "Well if that doesn't work out I'm here. I'm a simple guy."
    Me: "Have a good night."
    Me: .... (Just leave please!)

    • @anakruger2412
      @anakruger2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude I had just turned 19 and this customer came up to the register, looked me dead in the eyes, and said POINT BLANK
      "Well I would like to go on a date with you"
      He was easily in his 40s.

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please don't give me these fears. I'm just about to start working at gamestop the ULTIMATE nice guy hub and I wanna pretend that I'm not gonna get hit on while I'm in there

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nokomomo22 Well, what did you expect from GameStop?

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bubbykins4864 you know what. You must be Confucius or something because it's been literally 3 weeks into the job and I got hit on today by a man with 3 kids. Unbelievable.

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i worked at a call center in assistance service of a phone company, all the interaction with the costumers was through the phone, they could not see us...that did not stop them from trying to flirt, and we could not hang up unless they directly insulted us or were very rude.

  • @Sidnev
    @Sidnev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "I'm actually dating my siri right now"
    Damien, you know siri is 7 years old right?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, but what is the life expectation of a program? 7 years is forever, so Siri is like 100 in program-years. Just like dog-years, except you shouldn't be dating your dog, even if it is above 18.

    • @beeeennnnnnn
      @beeeennnnnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @noraaaaa
      @noraaaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s an oof and a half

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MainStreetElectricalParade Thanks, I really am ^^

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shuizid normies, this isn't fun anymore

  • @DudeTheNinja
    @DudeTheNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    > play pyro
    > reflects crocket away from female medic main
    > doesn't get pocketed
    *> feelsbadman.jpg*

    • @wert1234576
      @wert1234576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry disspencers still love you

    • @fuwameanssoft
      @fuwameanssoft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can’t trust those gamer grills man

    • @sable7687
      @sable7687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feels bad man

    • @satanicboi4067
      @satanicboi4067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      true, as a pyro main. ;-;

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does this even mean

  • @user-de3cw5fm1y
    @user-de3cw5fm1y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    girl at 3:11 was so nice oh my god she rejected him with so much patience

    • @kaiserepsilon4011
      @kaiserepsilon4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Props to them in the face of degeneracy.

  • @lilith4092
    @lilith4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When he's tryna say "accoutrements" at 1:21, I held my breath. I'm proud of you buddy.

  • @ukonnokia
    @ukonnokia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Emkay channel is just Damien learning new words.

    • @a.j.wildes4467
      @a.j.wildes4467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      N M he’s doing his best

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dang nabbit I’m learning too lol

    • @ukonnokia
      @ukonnokia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Alicapy that's the secret agenda of reddit.

  • @HitoriAisu
    @HitoriAisu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "What are you doing at this time?"
    "Well, it looks like I'm replying to a creepy sounding guy, but I don't know how much longer that will last."

  • @kimberlyshirley7823
    @kimberlyshirley7823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That bot makes me so happy. Now if only humanity could make me that happy.

  • @makennaowens7955
    @makennaowens7955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Last time I was here Chad broflake over here had a different last name

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hamilton! :)

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Laurens, The OBSESSED HAMILTON FAN! Shit I’m retarded I thought that was Bowie’s last album

    • @ee1085
      @ee1085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      H a m I l t o n f u c k y e s

    • @xnovax4189
      @xnovax4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brendanmccabe8373 lol

    • @aliasdirect882
      @aliasdirect882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn’t his last name thundercock

  • @christopherlee5902
    @christopherlee5902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Nice guy”. Just take the rejection and move on. You claiming to be a nice guy doesn’t mean you “deserve” these women. They don’t want you! Smh

    • @acaterinab
      @acaterinab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I‘m finally gonna do it. I‘m gonna ask you: WTH DOES SMH MEAN 🥲 I feel stupid everytime I read it

    • @Tenjeen
      @Tenjeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@acaterinab A quick google search would tell you that, but since we're already here: "Shaking My Head". I usually imagine an eyeroll with it for good measure.

    • @acaterinab
      @acaterinab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tenjeen Ik google can tell me but for some reason I like asking random people on yt something I could google so I can google it later if it sounds wrong to see if they know what they’re talking about lmao

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@acaterinab Must be what makes us human. Especially with physical interaction between neighbours and friends limited as it is nowadays.

  • @aliceinanderland
    @aliceinanderland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Honestly, if I'm on a dating app and I see "nice guy" in their bio *LEFT SWIPE*

  • @Italiasiangamer
    @Italiasiangamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    This is just sad. Guys can be so desperate and thirsty that they are willing to buy a woman's bathwater.

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      a guy buying bathing bathwater and not harassing people is 100times better then the nice guys that are spreading toxicity and hate cause they dont get what the feel entitled too..

    • @ブロッサム先生
      @ブロッサム先生 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I honestly wish these fucking eggs would just save up some money and get an escort, save everyone a lot of trouble.

    • @cptcatnip6367
      @cptcatnip6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Not To Do At a Stoplight so you‘re saying woman should send out her bathing water for free?

    • @notinsane4165
      @notinsane4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Capitalism: if there's a demand for it there's also a market regardless of what it is.

    • @Doormatte
      @Doormatte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im a boy and i think buying used water is gross

  • @pinkoctopus2241
    @pinkoctopus2241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Broflakes... I like it!! It’s nice to have something other than: “nice guys”, that just rags on actual nice guys.

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what a nice guy would say!
      (I'm joking, you seem like a cool dude.)

    • @pinkoctopus2241
      @pinkoctopus2241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t let my name deceive you, I’m a women.

    • @happyracing3359
      @happyracing3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so true

    • @spaciousflame
      @spaciousflame 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkoctopus2241 Your username makes it seem like you can't decide

    • @spaciousflame
      @spaciousflame 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing about "nice guys" is it only works when the person isn't talking about themselves.
      But yeah, broflake is the best way to put it.

  • @iipinkfrxgyt395
    @iipinkfrxgyt395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    this comment was honestly super cringe so I decided to change it. yw.

  • @michellecallahan9496
    @michellecallahan9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I made the mistake of commenting on a r/deadbedrooms post that came up on the main page. Omg. Never ever again. My inbox was full of niceguys that thought they could fix my dead bedroom for me. Extremely repulsive. Especially since I hadn't posted anything that indicated my gender or the state of my bedroom.

    • @RamMohammadJosephKaur
      @RamMohammadJosephKaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ouch

    • @delirium5381
      @delirium5381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is r/deadbedroom?

    • @Blackade2000
      @Blackade2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@delirium5381 was gonna ask that.

    • @shmackbunz1917
      @shmackbunz1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Blackade2000 A reddit forum attention seeking women post in to advertise that the sex in their relationship is trash. Quick ego boost for fat girls like this one, knowing the place is swarming with desperate niceguys she can then complain about in comments like this.

  • @ambiverted6342
    @ambiverted6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is like doing something nice for your teacher, then expecting a scholarship the next day.

  • @lordfarquaad4222
    @lordfarquaad4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    19 views... 31 likes
    *this... this is what i like to see*

    • @sclappap7631
      @sclappap7631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can you tell me when shrek 5 is coming out?

    • @lordfarquaad4222
      @lordfarquaad4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cant say for sure. The directors havent contacted me.

    • @argentiniangentleman5728
      @argentiniangentleman5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordfarquaad4222 because you're dead

    • @kkramos8891
      @kkramos8891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lord Farquaad hows life in a dragons stomach

    • @lordfarquaad4222
      @lordfarquaad4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better than youd think honestly. I made friends with a few other lumps of waste.

  • @dry5778
    @dry5778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Accoutrement - noun
    An additional item of dress or equipment
    It makes no sense to use this word here. The dude belongs in r/Iamverysmart aswell

    • @emmamonnely3124
      @emmamonnely3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it means clothes in french but like old fashioned french

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Besides it must take forever giving me all these downvotes..."
    Yeah, because if there's one thing on the internet that's long and tedious, it's making one single click to downvote something

    • @leave3451
      @leave3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I indeed take thousands of years to click a single button. It is very annoying to do.

  • @markus4698
    @markus4698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These nice guys are fascinating psychologically. Especially the part where they try to regain power by rejecting someone who's already rejected them.

  • @kevinparcour8950
    @kevinparcour8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    meanwhile me asking a girl that i know from school basketball club
    me: hey [name], youre free on saturday? lets watch a movie.
    girl : Sorry, i had a plan with my guy...
    me :oh waiit u have a bf, sorry idk. i shouldnt ask in the first place!
    girl : its ok, again im very very sorry! i hope you dont feel bad or anything.
    me : no, im not.
    girl : wait...youre not gonna text me a full paragraph on how my bf is boring and stuff, and how youre better than him in any way possible and you gonna treat me like a lady and suddenly just shitting on me?
    me : You mean being a "niceguy" no, not gonna why would i do that.
    girl : Well then lets go, im single actually haha.
    asking girl out is simple, just don't be weird.

  • @Jdotm
    @Jdotm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That girl won my heart when she said, "Oof."

  • @bobbyhill4118
    @bobbyhill4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Nice guys are insecure. We know there’s a reason you mask your personality. We know that you’re afraid of people. We know that you are desperate for attention you shouldn’t even care about.

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is cool but 'nice guys' probably wont read this in the first place and if they do they probably dont think they are a nice guy

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      shrek onion True, true.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Winged programme Hero626 Nice guys are the bullies I'd say. I have a radar for that lol. This kind of manipulation and désire for attention are just red flags.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Winged programme Hero626 Nice guys are just a step away from narcissic, a.k.a bullies. Narcissics are angry at the world and attack other people, and the most vulnerable are people with low self-esteem, who then may end up also blaming their suffering on the rest of the world in an attempt to protect their damage ego.

  • @oskarpaulsson5885
    @oskarpaulsson5885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:34 I gotta say, this dude is taking "send nudes" to a whole new level and for that... I respect him.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was absolutely hilarious and well written!

    • @entool7
      @entool7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what a mad lad

  • @mugiworld
    @mugiworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    On a serious note, it saddens me that this verbal abuse is so normal that it's something people even find funny. If you're a guy reading this please consider how you've been treating women in your life

  • @jaygay6576
    @jaygay6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    as a lesbian I don't deal with these guys.
    Though I HAVE dealt with a nice girl.

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In comes the Nice Guy^tm who says “you just haven’t met the right man yet.” God those guys just can’t take a clue or respect boundaries.

  • @Go.at_
    @Go.at_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    There are nice boys (actual nice guys)
    And nice guys (asshats)
    Damien is a nice boi
    Only the nicest boi

  • @neos5851
    @neos5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's like the male version of "i'M nOt LiKe OthEr giRlS, i'M quiRckY anD bEtTer thAn thEM"

  • @fluffdiamond3210
    @fluffdiamond3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Forgive me lord for I have sinned, I have been 2 minutes late to a new EmKay video... :(

    • @alexk6777
      @alexk6777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your going straight to hell

    • @itsthequenchiest5072
      @itsthequenchiest5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alexk6777 like, to the bottom of the boiling pit

    • @bitterman3072
      @bitterman3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PUBLIC EXECUTION!

    • @wert1234576
      @wert1234576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Watch 15 more to make up for it

    • @lilixessence
      @lilixessence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A body has been discovered the school trial will begin (cOuGh reference cOuGh)

  • @reizlezikanta9406
    @reizlezikanta9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    EMKAY I WANT YOUR KUCHI!!! I AM THE NICEST NICE GUY EVER! LETS PASSIONALY HUG

    • @reizlezikanta9406
      @reizlezikanta9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I AM A MAN (DADDY) WITH BIG BONE

    • @ohhello6004
      @ohhello6004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wat

    • @beegpappa7900
      @beegpappa7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ivannia Badilla Do you know what a joke is?

    • @beegpappa7900
      @beegpappa7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ivannia Badilla get glasses

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've never seen the word "Coochie" spelled like that before its magical.

  • @tweedlebug123
    @tweedlebug123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The dead breother one is probably the most disgusting. As someone going through the loss of a family member at this very moment, i can't imagine how someone can possibly think it's okay to use the death of a "friend" to try to get into the pants of said friend's grieving sister- and then mock her loss when she tells him off for it. He must have been some friend during the poor brother's life. Hope the sister is doing okay.

  • @Ori0987
    @Ori0987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    God I met a legit r/nice guy in a group chat last night, and I never knew that I could feel so much pain in my body.

  • @c4feg4r44
    @c4feg4r44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    this this makes me cringe so hard i am in danger of collapsing into a black hole.
    flash back cringe is the worst.
    if i was a teenager now i would be on r/Niceguys

  • @felixalcatraz7489
    @felixalcatraz7489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    damn, the girl at 3:09 is actually pretty chill, she gave him so many chances to drop it but he just kept pushing

  • @bugdoesstuff1944
    @bugdoesstuff1944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Me: *at grandparents house*
    Emkay: *uploads*
    Me: *FRANTICLY TRYING TO FIND EARBUDS TO WATCH*

  • @blmchris6951
    @blmchris6951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Lol I don’t actually get rejected by women.
    They just run away screaming

    • @galaxyrose4334
      @galaxyrose4334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **pat pat**

    • @yamchii9649
      @yamchii9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atleast ur fish dosent run from u :)

    • @blmchris6951
      @blmchris6951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yamchii ironically it did run away... for 30 minutes and instead of it screaming, the drag on my fishing reel was screaming;)

    • @yamchii9649
      @yamchii9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blmchris6951 lol

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blmchris6951 Do I know you Chris?

  • @DispatchNo
    @DispatchNo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Lets not forget about nicegirls: “why am i so single im a good person” *is a bully mocks others for petty things like weights and pisses off everyone who approaches her*

    • @imthecoolest50
      @imthecoolest50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who would forget? But that’s not the point, this is a nice guy video. If you want to talk about nice girls, go on a nice girls video, it’s not like it’s not a thing.

    • @banksy4646
      @banksy4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imthecoolest50 shut

    • @niiskuneitiBANAANI
      @niiskuneitiBANAANI 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typical guy turning the conversation to women when it's men doing the bullshit in the video.

  • @ellienyan
    @ellienyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What if
    You wanted to go on a date
    but Karen said
    "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!!!!11111111111111"

    • @ratsinawall
      @ratsinawall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you make me sad

    • @MrJamesralo
      @MrJamesralo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratsinawall hey, I've seen you in other comments!

    • @ratsinawall
      @ratsinawall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJamesralo holy shit really? From where? (This is my first time being recognized lol)

    • @MrJamesralo
      @MrJamesralo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratsinawall it's fine, I've your videos in my recommendations and I've seen your comments on other videos (I can remember which ones, sorry).

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd like to speak to the manager

  • @nadiar.4638
    @nadiar.4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:23 "And that bring us to the end of r/niceguys"
    If only it would have been the end. It never ends, it only seems to get worse 😅😭

  • @beansart5724
    @beansart5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know some genuinely nice guys the difference is ‘nice’ isn’t their whole personality and you realise they’re kind without having them complain about ‘girls these days who are never with a nice guy like me’

  • @joz-
    @joz- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actual Nice Guys: **exist**
    "Nice Guys": **insecure** ILLEGAL

  • @danny_decheeto8300
    @danny_decheeto8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:17 I ONCE MET A BARD ON A CRUSADE WHO SPOKE LIKE THIS. WE FED HIM TO THE DYRE WOLVES FOR ENTERTAINMENT

    • @4x3ll3x2
      @4x3ll3x2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim Setinbocci Must of been fun

  • @Whistlesonthewind
    @Whistlesonthewind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Or else” is a threat! I would choose to NOT reply just to pull his card so I could see what he was going to do. Or else...... please 🙄.

  • @binarydark4811
    @binarydark4811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I rather be alone for the rest of my life than become a nice guy.

  • @lutmer.pixelart2543
    @lutmer.pixelart2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    this makes me doubt being gay

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is exactly why I'm not gay now. I'm staying aromantic.

  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time I think my social anxiety makes me look like a fool, I just remember that at least I'm not like these so-called "nice guys" and relax a little.

  • @isaiahgranados6198
    @isaiahgranados6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like emkay. This guy actually talks with emotion and makes it funnier and speaks a lot clearer. The robot voice sucks. Keep it up with your human voice Emkay

  • @danksubstance3246
    @danksubstance3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn niceguys. Thanks to them we have to actually keep our phones away from our friends.

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The scariest part of this subreddit, is that I always, ALWAYS have this nagging doubt in the back of my mind, that maybe, just maybe...I'm a nice guy like that, and I'm so incredibly dense that I can't even tell that that's the case.
    The idea that I might be anything like these people honestly keeps me up at night.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then you probably aren't lol. Just act nice, not to get laid, but out of respect for humans being, and you are good.

  • @summrshawktuah
    @summrshawktuah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    I want my wife back :(

    • @4x3ll3x2
      @4x3ll3x2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ilyシ Bacc*

    • @summrshawktuah
      @summrshawktuah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That_one_Weird_human hello this was 8 months ago my guy

    • @marydavis9144
      @marydavis9144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ilyシ your pfp is from ahego isn’t it

    • @summrshawktuah
      @summrshawktuah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mary Davis was it obvious?

  • @tlo_oly
    @tlo_oly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you get caught creeping outside her window at night after wearing her favorite sweater you stole from her room a few hours ago and she wakes up to call you out because she only remembers you in passing from school lunch and you explain “I was just making sure the monster in your closet wasn’t going to do anything......”
    “WHAT?! I’m a NICE GUY!”

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice Guy/Girl: "Date me!"
    Other person 1: "I'm dating someone."
    Other person 2: "Aren't you also dating someone?"
    Nice Guy/Girl: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

  • @Nutsource
    @Nutsource 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I have yet to be rejected by a woman" also has yet to proposition a woman so