If Bowser Dated Mario AND Peach
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When Peach, Mario, and Bowser get together it's a Koopa Throupa
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For real though, that last scene with his dad in 'About Time'...
Hey Dorkly, please make Bowsette real, so he/she can actually get a proper date :)
hi
Rosiel Oh Hell No
can you make a solid snake date bowser
You right Dorkly 😂
Oh god...not my forgotten fanfic from 2001...
*It came true too!*
we will NOT apologize for this
Sonichu
I...Don't know how to respond XD
69 likes 😏
@@shaymin491 *MINDBLOWN...*
*Omg! Did they all kiss and get super pregnant?!*
Wtf
Don't get the reference?
Nicholas Sisneros it was from luigis sonic oc ship fan art
I just saw this in a dorkly vid earlier
Glad to see you read my fan fiction, dorkly.
was this you: th-cam.com/video/hVPvxyGIWKw/w-d-xo.html
*Maybe*
Did they get super pregnant at the end?
DAMM YOU CSWINDOOOOOOOW!
*shakes fist*
1 like is needed for this comment to have a 666 likes, should I do it?
Three people, 1 relationship, and several holes.
;)
The best amount of holes
@@redmoon383 Several holes indeed is the best amount of holes.
*and one vent*
2 ears for each person, 1 mouth for each as well, peach having 2 "extra parts", bowser and Mario have "1" meaning..
Peach - 4 holes
Mario - 3 holes
Bowser - I don't know, like 3-7, HE'S A TURTLE MONSTER THING, HE COULD HAVE 3 MOUTHS FOR ALL WE KNOW!
In total, thats at least 10 or more holes. Now thats what I call "several".
Bowser: "You two are a couple, right?"
Mario: Yeeeesss
Peach: *"EHHHHH"*
I think that doctor she's dating is probably Doctor Mario
Nah man. After Daisy Luigi decided to take after his older brother, and to get back at Bowser for 'fucking' Daisy he decided to get with Bowser's ex xS
I think it's Eggman
It would be funny if it was mario, because then itd be mario cheating on peach. Maybe that was the idea? I hope?
Its not Dr.Willy?
Lol, you mean Dr. Wily?
Bowser: "What if I wear the Bowsette cro-?"
Mario: "YES!"
No, God no!. Burn it to the Ground no! . Bowsette was one of the internets biggest mistakes.
You know what they say... _Three is a crowd._
Nice one
Anyway, how's your sex life?
Or maybe it was three’s company
THE MORE THE MERRIER!
@@Brocko_SD 3's company, 4's an orgy.
This series has made me uncomfortably aware of the cloaca...
this channel is lowkey all about turtle anatomy education
That's where Bowser Junior came from.
@@dorkly shuckel
No Boswette reference?
What a waste
I thought this was made BECAUSE of boswerette
Bowsette can go straight to hell. c;
@@synthesis8157 amen to that!
It’s really good to see that they can make an entire series about bowser dating people and not stoop down to that level
@@bagel8284 I agree, it shows that they put quality in their videos
I can only assume by the lack of a sequel that this somehow worked out
These hook-ups just keep getting stranger Dorkly Keep it up!
that's the plan
No thanks. Traditional relationships only, please.
@@dorklywe’re all waiting for part six
If I had to imagine all 3 of them having dinner together, Mario & Bowser would act like Shrek & Harold when they both argue, takes food to rip apart and makes a mess
"MARIO!!"
"BOWSER!!"
"PRINCESS TOADSTOOL!!"
"DONKEY!!"
-Mario!
-Peach!
-Bowser!
-WEEGEE!
I like the fact that the restaurant name is "turtle soup", i wonder if they have a plan for Bowser...
They are scared at the fact that he comes to their restaurant, even knowing their name.
or its a name name, like a soup place ran by turtles?
Whatever you do, don't ask about the alfredo sauce.
Eat the cloaca like groceries.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's owned by the Shredder. Different reference.
I hope he finds love one day
Yes, it's actually kinda sad, what he is a good guy
who I thought he did find love
well not in games but here
cuz of Mario
He found lots of love when he became an anime girl for a while.
Bowser dates Rosilina, PLEASE
*Rosalina
what material is there?
@@daniele7989, Rosilna is a SPACE PRINCESS!
@@Frost_Inferno Waaaaaaaa
@@SatoshiMaiko, in "Super Mario 3D World" you can go in a rocket, and when you beet all the levels there you unlock Rosilna!
2:19 Hold up
Is she with Dr. Mario?
Five bucks says Mario and Peach call back in the next episode complaining about their STDs.
Second act plot twist is Bowser got it from Luigi.
They somehow got a turtle monster std.
What's an STD?
@@lilyblade3289 STD = Sexuality Transmitted Disease
@@anarchyantz1564 And they all get super pregnant
*several holes*
all kinds of cloacas
William Afton I knowwww
Put the *ace in the hole*
And one vent
Have Bowser date Piranha Plant from Smash
That phone call sounds like the mom from The Fifth Element.
I was expecting something Bowsette related.
Honestly. This should be it's own series. I can imagine his life when no one is playing Super Mario
I second this
I feel like this series might be starting to lean on the cloaca jokes a bit too much.
*Insert sex joke involving "Smash Bros." or "Mario Party" overrrrrr....*
👉 *here.*
Alternate Title : What if Bowser was Bisexual
Bowser is the most tolerant and opening "person" I have ever seen.
1:59 “I’m leaving all 8 of the kids”
Bowser will always have 8 children no matter what Miyamoto says. Bowser will always seem that much more of a douchebag when he doesn’t show the other 7 any attention
I never expected the threese holy shit.
Also, I think Bowser’s ex Linda is dating Doctor Robotnik, not Dr. Mario
Something tells me Mario is cheating on Peach, but I don't really blame the guy, the entire relationship revolves around cake
This would've solved Super Mario Odyssey before it even began.
Bowser is an uncontrollable whirlwind of weird sexual desires that not a single person is able to resist.
No bowsette? Humanity finally made a good decision.
You almost ruined my childhood
Almost. That's why I love this channel
Praise lord Rusty!
Bowsette is old now... I think
Thund3rlife the meme is dead, but the waifu will live on
It’s only been a month
So bowser is staright..and gay?
That’s called Bi
Ever heard about... Bisexuality?
hello welcome to a random profile:D he’s bisexual, I guess.
@@jessicaindagarage3244 thank u for awnsering my question
hello welcome to a random profile:D no problem m8
*bowsette........*
Bowser dates Rosalina or Pauline....Make it happen, please
Oh he is a third wheel
Edit: omg I got 95 likes, thank you so much and I hope I will hit 100 likes
I think he was always a third wheel
Bowser’s support team is here
I was your number 100😘
leadgamer97 yeah thank you
Plot twist Linda's boyfriend is Dr.mario
0:52. I feel incredibly sorry for the guy who owned this place.
What is this Marzipan's answering machine?
Bowser, Peach, and Mario being in a poly triad has always been my favorite headcanon. Thank you, Dorkly
And then they all kissed-a Kevin and gotten-a super-pregnant!
*T H E E N D*
WHY.
Penguin Pup why not?
Ok,we need Bowsette Next!
Such an amazing show! I can not believe it has not had any recent episodes.
I am a new fan of the channel and have been binge watching everything on it. This is one of my favorite series and I hope some day there are more. There is so much potential.
I'm just glad you still recognize the Koopalings as Bowser's children.
Because Miyamoto clearly doesn't!
Can't wait for the finale: A Date With Bowsette
Bowser: Do not knock it until u tried it my swarthy little rigatoni. Under this spiked shell is a veritable toad house of treasures that is sure to get you there faster than any wrap whistle you can wrap your lips around~
me: ... ... Take me... Just fucking Take me Bowser. TAKE ME NOW BARA KOOPA!!!
Bowser dates thanos
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@butterflyqueen9260 do you speak English?
@@IamaPERSON it's my second language.
@@butterflyqueen9260 cool, what's your first?
will be bowsette x bowser date? :3
S E V E R A L H O L E S
Bowser dates....
1. Zelda
2. Birdo
3. Samus
4. Candy Kong
5. Inkling Girl
Bowser needs to complete with peach as Bowsette for Mario’s love
At the beginning it says Une date avec bowser (a date with bowser) , but une is for feminine nouns and un is for masculine pronouns, bowser is a female confimed?!?!?!
I can confirm that cloacas are good.
What's with Dorkly trying to make the classic characters all gay? Can you go back to making comedy?
Expected Bowsette.
And Peach being aroused about it.
YES! We need Bowsette dating Peach!
*God, and it’s No-Nut-November too*
Wait?..... mustache rides? Doctor?
Well played, Dr. Mario.
Could be eggman he’s a doctor sorta
Could be Dr. Wily or Robotnik
I'm French, we said "Un date" not "Une date" haha
"Un date" is "a date" as you say (we stole that word
to you and use it in the same way
in French), but "une date" refers only to the date temporally speaking
(like November 3)
@@Sully1321 Un date Tinder par exemple ?
@@Sully1321 Aaah tu es québécois ! En France, "un date" (avec date prononcé en anglais) est synonyme de "un rendez-vous", mais une date ne veut rien dire d'autre que la date jour--mois-année
@@Sully1321 Ah et bien c'est exactement la même chose pour nous, excepté que date (prononcé en anglais) dans le sens "rendez-vous", on le met au masculin.
"I promise you will not regret what is about to happen!"
_spoilers_ They regret it, they regret it so much.
*WHERE IS BRITISH BOWSER*
0:21 actually bowser you're wrong the correct term for that would be poly
I Guess Bowser is an SJW Far-Right Aryan Pansexual...
What is wrong With This World..
(Note: it’s A Joke, Don’t take it too Seriously)
Grand Theft Ruben take it seriously
Grand Theft Ruben we can all appreciate a joke once in a while
That sure was funny joke.
Anybody who took that seriously is obviously dumb
The word "Sjw" is a joke alone
I couldn’t sworn you guys were gonna do a bowsette thing 😂
I am sad there is no bowsette in this video :(
I'm 85% sure these skits are just an excuse for the Dorkly VAs to use the word "cloaca" as many times as humanly possible.
Well least he didn't use the peach crown
So bowsers bisexual
0/10 “no bowsette”
good for Bowser get your freak on my slimy green friend :)
First
damn so close
@@dorkly these people are spawn campers...
I legit want to know the outcome of the One Night stand.
Shame you didn't introduce Bowsette though.
I didn’t get what happened at the end after the “Dorkly” logo appeared but still a. Good video
Pls do one with the Koopalings in next
*Bowser dates Ms. Pac-Man*
I leave the rest to you... 🍿
1:33 I can relate to bowser
How can you tell when somebody is running out of ideas
me: yeh
Also me
**points at this video**
*_B A H A M A S_*
Welp. It ain't Bowsette.
Bowsettle please
2:02 MY WONDERFUL NEW LOVER WHO IS A *DOCTOR* BY THE WAY
lazarbeam fans: BY THE WAY BY THE WAY BY THE WAY BY THE WAY BY THE WAY BYE THE WAY BYE THE WAY BYE THE WAY
Wait werent they killed in the 11/1 direct?
Ok
It ended before the best part!
"throuple."
Edit: I see what you did there. Sneaking a Bowsette reference in there.
When I read the title I was like
*_”Oh no.”_*
Seriously though! About Time is excellent!!!
you know what..... this is odyssey's true ending.... and i'm not at all disappoint.
Su-per crown! Su-per crown!... No? Awww, alright.
Who published my fanfic without my consent?
Please, make more video! Make a video about Bowser dates Rosalina, please!?
Mrs. Bowser is a thot!! Bowser is practically bleeding coins at this rate!! I feel so bad for him!! ;~;
Can you please do If Bowser Dated Dr. Coyle from ARMS?
I know I would be disturbed... I've only myself to blame...
Oof.
Surprised you didn't go for a bowsette joke, and at the same time... Very relieved.