The Complete Adventures of the Videogame Agent (Compilation)
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He's Ari Gold with fewer pixels - the Videogame Agent. And he's the REASON your favorite videogame characters wound up the way they did - from Mario to Sonic to Donkey Kong and everything in-between. And we finally put all of his videos together in one place!
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It's so strange, the agent is giving everyone the shittest advices, and yet those advices are what made the game franchises we know and love
He's a shitty agent, not a bad agent, there's a difference.
He's a shitty person/agent but has ideas that work with execution
Shup up hatty
That's the joke yes.
then the advice really wouldn't be shitty then would it ??
Comment section: Can we get more agent?
Agent:
* Love the enthusiasm! Never gonna happen!" *
This gave me a chuckle, nice!
"We gotta start smaller, work our way up".
Wethepeople: Okay, can we at least get more pokemon rusty or the character assistant?
Not sure if I should laugh or cry.
@@unknowndane4754 Didn't you mean... A shuckle?
I'll see myself out
@@Filsaveol Heheh, yeaahh!!!...Shuckle!...Heh, heh...
Lets turn those Milkbags into moneybags, those totties into Bugatti's, those bubles into rubles,
*Best marketing i've heard*
His lines are fucking amazing
@@user-dw6uk9kz9q ikr 😂
Mark you’re a shitty agent
Yep and it worked! Well... then they made her chest small in mk11 and for whatever reason made her face wide
"Mark, you're a shitty agent."
Too bad the agent's voice actor quit, it would great if him and Kevin had a battle of insults
It would be cool
Duval In The Wall nope, he’s the one giving Kevin his assistant jobs
If Mark the Agent Had an Assistant
Kev-Win, Snidekick, UnderKev, Assistant Piss-ant --
"Ah, uh...excuse me, Mark, but this is NOT your time. I'M the one trying to fix YOUR mistakes, take a seat."
Riiiight! Slap it on me, Kevmeister, give it to me straight, lay the cards on the table, spill the --
"You done? Yes? Great. So, it says here on your record that every single Player 1 you've had as a client has given you a one-star rating. The amount of complaints in this file is UNBELIEVABLE!"
Hey, gotta stick it to you Broster, the world's a pretty harsh place, it's all dog-eat-dog out there, I gotta tell 'em how it is! We gotta think of those ratings, and boy lemme tell ya, it's been through the roof for every client ever since my --
"I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there." *Shoves phone with Wikipedia tabs open showing retro game ratings into Mark's face* how on EARTH do you explain this? Have you learned NOTHING from all these failures?!"
Not really pickin' up what you're puttin' down, fancy pants, but from what I saw --
"You must have been huffing grass the entire time, then! Think about it! After Sonic 3, you threw out and disgraced the name of his sidekick who LITERALLY HAD THE POWER TO F*CKING FLY!!! And for what?! Attitude?!"
Don't you realize that's what the generation was looking for? Response was pretty positive --
"Positively in the hole, that's for sure. And of course you HAD to include sexism in the Metroid series, couldn't just stop with the encouraging message about girls having strength too! Did you not realize that the audience you were feeding a photo of Samus in a bathing suit was MORE THAN HALF PREPUBESCENT KIDS?! Notice how Nintendo redirected EVERY lawsuit over to you? Wonder why THAT happened!"
Couldn'ta been that bad back in those days! After all, you know the general concensus, video games are NOT the cause of today's problems --
"Next up, how about Donkey Kong's family? Pretending Cranky Kong was a serial kidnapping murderer sure took a toll on that guy's life! He's racked up quite a defamation lawsuit! All you had to do was insert him into the story in a nice, quiet backup manner for the new generation like Nintendo had to step in and do! That company's been scrambling to clean up your garbage for years, even still to this day! It's no wonder every gaming company you've ever worked for has thrown you out! Gonna have no trouble paying all of this, Mr. Haven't-Had-Work-In-Five-and-a-Half-Years?!"
Now look, sure there's gonna be a few critics out there who have to dump on the decisions of the top guys --
"You're NOT the top guy anymore! You haven't been for over half a decade! Is anything I'm saying even getting to you? Hey, you -- PUT THAT RESET BUTTON AWAY! God, I swear, I can't even believe all those heroes were able to defeat their respective villains after all your interference!"
Like, the bad guys don't seem to be having any trouble nowadays, gotta be current, my man! Since I've been fired, things have been going downhill for all the Player 1s! Seriously, how can nobody take my side on that?
"That's because I've been helping the villains myself! Only good guy I helped was Ganon, but there's some weird thing about parallel universes I don't wanna get into. Look, Mark, you're not cut out to be a video game agent. I'm supposed to be helping the bad guys here, so...whattaya know...have you ever tried...maybe working at a deli or something? I know a good one in Beige Town that you might be able to join to pick yourself back up. You'll be under the instruction of the best sandwich guy in the whole region, Rusty. I'm gonna set you up an application right now."
Great, back to the Nintendudes! I can see it now: Rusty! White Eyes! Squeakster! Alvin and the Pokémunks! Complete Psychopath, what's the deal my man? Your Pokemon skills are burning about as hot as Articuno in the middle of Chrono Trigger's ice age! You need guidance, kid, and I'm the guy who's gonna rocket you straight up to the --
"THIS...is going to be the most impossible job I've ever had."
Bro
Lmao this is brilliant
Think Mark needed some more stupid zingers in there but fair enough
Although if Kevin wants to help the agent, he’s confirming that the agent is a villain lol
I wonder why he would quit
This is how I picture EA entire board of directors
"Hey, Star Wars Battlefront. You're a beloved licensed franchise that made up many 2000's kids' childhoods. We're just gonna take away everything that's great about you and pump you to the brim with microtransactions."
@@Reagan1984 swb: "what why?" EA: "because money is life amigo"
EA: Hey Peashooter!
Peashooter: What?
EA: You know how PopCap sold a lot of copies of your game?
Peashooter: Yeah?
EA: Well now, we'll make you and everyone and everything you know ugly and butcher you with microtransactions.
Peashooter: Wait what?
EA: Published!
Peashooter: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Rappin' Ronnie Reagan game is dope now though...but the launch was atrocious
@@clintfreudbacher5406 what's it like in the pasture, sheep?
Agent Mark's voice actor left Dorkly, that's why there hasn't been any more (character) Meets His/Her Agent episodes.
Nooooo, real shit?
I heard he left for college humor too
Why wouldn't he have an understudy???
Aaron Smith You know this is a youtube channel right
Isn't murph the voice for mark?
“No one wants to see a wise-ass lizard unless it’s selling them insurance”
Geico
Well at least we can save 15 or on geico
Or if he's in human forme and correcting me.
Dorkly
You could save 15 percent or more on car insurance
“He can turn on the Italian shit like an embarrassing dad at the Olive Garden” 🤣
This Agent guy perfectly captures the mindset and attitude of game executives.
Almost sickeningly so.
True
By the power of satire the agent is born
six six five... aaaaaaand six six six. Perfect.
@@chaoticsilver8442 not anymore
You must be a commie.
Stop playing games financed by evil corporate people, like ALL GAMES THAT YOU PLAY.
Virtue Signaling Numbskull.
I like how Gex still made it into Smash, as Charizard.
Now all we need is for Kratos to get this guy as his agent.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
OH SNAP YOU'RE RIGHT.
Agent actually did him a solid XD
Who said they used the same actor? I mean Gex himself cant physically devolve.
@@Mikman360 lol ikr
Hey, at least Gordon Freeman genuinely benefited from his advice....
I mean, everyone did really. The game series shown probably wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for him.
Samus too.
Ms. Majumdar, you killed my best agent
Still no Half life 3 yet tho
Not sonic
"The players will think that you are smuggling two eggs and a sausage down there, dong style"
*Whoever writes these things is a genius!*
“Coincidentally I nailed his mom eleven years and nine months ago” lol
Well at least he works with his dad.
@@deathsdoor07That's good atleast
@@chaznelson6865 but does he know?
@@jayjaws2478 nah I think it's a rule Pokemon trainers have to be fatherless 🤣
@@OptimumTaurus Still can't believe that Gary's parents canonically died in a car crash.
No one has more style than this agent, man's a legend.
I wonder how much he's getting paid
Mer Williamson Assistant Kevin: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
Dude’s like 8-bit Saul Goodman
Gabriel Rodriguez Probably a lot.
@@TheEmpiresStrongest definitely more than I get paid
“You know what’s really empowering? Being one of the biggest stars in video game history.”
That one hits on a deeper level.
“If you wanna move units you gotta show digits.” That’s such a brilliant line!🤣🤣🤣
Sly Cooper Meets His Agent
Kratos Meets His Agent
Waluigi Meets His Agent
Ryu Meets His Agent
Lara Croft Meets Her Agent
Sweet Tooth Meets His Agent
Megaman Meets His Agent
Fat Princess Meets His Agent
Crash Bandicoot Meets His Agent
Ratchet And Clank Meet Their Agent
Spyro Meets His Agent
... You are not done here.
Master Chief
Solid Snake
Doomguy
Pikachu
NiGHTS
Conker
Banjo and Kazooie
The Ryder twins
Shadow the hedgehog
Konami
Published it by accident before it was done. Now it's done.
Yes
So kratos, My man, your last game did wonders, but it was clearly tossed aside by Red Dead Redemption. So now is your time to shine and take back your victory.
Kratos: so we’re gonna kill more gods, bang more women and have crazy, mindless boss fights?
Agent: love the enthusiasm, but we’re thinkin a different route. Tell me what you think of parenthood?
Kratos: I had no parents and I killed my family
Agent: great, cause we need you to suck at it as you try to have a second go at it.
Kratos: but... my entire franchise is based off of my vengeance in their name.
Agent: oh yeah, about that. No vengeance anymore
Kratos: WHAT!?
Agent: yeah, you’re a pacifist who happens to be a shitty father.
Kratos: this can’t get any worse...
Agent: grab your bags, we’re flying to Norway
I love how he abuses all of the sidekicks.
Technically, every company abuses sidekicks.
Hey your profile picture is the pig from the seven deadly sins
The Meaning Of Life yup
yeah
Mark Prosper Yeah, and he needs to be kicked in both sides, if you catch my drift.
“See, you can’t teach that!”
“Yeah, he does have alot of attitude”
Funniest bit
But it's true...
...Sup?
just saw it XD
8:42 Nobody want to see a wise ass lizard unless it's selling them insurance 😂
JuicyHotz Gaming Care to explain the joke?
@@onerandombruh Lizard for GEICO.
Except the lizard is s gecko for GEICO
Shy Torres Totally clear now... Thanks for your valuable help!!
Geckos brother the other ten percent of. Coolness bling bling lol
“Knucks show em what you got 👉”
*strikes a pose*
Lol that was pure gold
You really can't teach that tho 🤣
@@OptimumTaurus I mean yeah, he does have a lot of attitude
The Agent is a frighteningly accurate embodiment of way too many in the entertainment industry.
"Statutory apist" tore me to shreds.
*PLEASE don't tell me that this means we aren't getting more of the Agent. Seriously one of my favorite characters you've created. Say it ain't so!*
stanj85 it aint so
But, I want to see more of this guy! I want to see him become Kratos's agent! And Lara Croft's. And maybe possibly the agent of Solid snake and Spyro.
Charmander has been around for over 20 years, so we should keep seeing the Agent for 20 more years, if Dorkly doesn't kick it.
stanj85 he's one of my favorites cuz he sucks at his job. And exploits people's hopes and dreams. Ain't the internet wonderful?
me too
Right of course
*GEX*
*Gextor*
*GEXUAL INTERCOURSE*
Lmao 😂😂😂💀 love that part
*not ringing a bell at all*
My name is Gex, and THIS is Gex Ruins Everything.
Bruh that one killed me 😂
Statutory apeist
Love that he seems to be helping them and then says something mean or does something cruel to a character. Just like 50% of college professors and 10% of therapists.
I love that the agent's character is so over-the-top that you get hints that he's faking some of it.
Especially that "Dengar? Who's Dengar? I don't know. I don't read books" bit.
This is actually an intelligent, rational man who acts the way he does because, in his business, there _are_ no right answers -- entertainment is so unpredictable that any random idiot guess is as good as any other -- but nobody wants to hear either answer told to them from an intelligent, rational man.
The thing is, in many industry's I think this attitude of his works. It's autopilot (Essential when you have so many conversations in a day), it leaves not much room for debate, and despite you feeling like he's trying to be sly but failing, at the end of the conversation you'll have ended up where he talked you into
Who's Dengar?
BRING HIM BACK
Edit: And make him meet with Kirby
Mark Prosper and Kirby eats him
Dorkly staff actually responds to your questions on their site quite often, I asked about the posibility of bringing the agent back, waaaaaaay back in the day they were making the final season of Rusty, they told me that the guy who voiced him is no longer at dorkly and they don't want to replace his voice as it's pretty Iconic, so there's little hope for a comeback
Omar Reyes Damn that's too bad
make him meet fox from starfox
And Pearl and Marina?
He sounds a nothin-a-like me
*snap snap*
Imma Luigi!
Lsvsha snap snap not click click
*GENIUS*
@@Kudmipm yes thank you I just read this 😭
Hearing Tails’ voice coming out of Donkey Kong threw me off lol
Easily my favourite animated skits ever. Brilliant writing and voice acting. This guy is a genius.
agreed. love this.
This man called DK a Statutory APEist lmao!!
GreaterStark Yooooooo! This dude has not a care in the world! Just too cool for school. 😆
My favorite line lol
when i heard that I almost died laughing
I mean he did kidnap Pauline.
had me in tears
they seriously need to bring this guy back! Best.Agent.Ever!
I don't think jonny cage would agree with you
Mark is a terrible agent!.... please bring him back!
@@amyschildgamerlive4519
I mean, the dude’s ideas gave birth to iconic characters and franchises, so is he really that bad?
@@jackdaone6469 he's also responsible for some terrible changes too lol
I think we all know how the internet feels about Samus' skin tight jumpsuir
😈
I don't like it
@@PelozoF exactly
I like it
Love it!
Can't wait until wario does this and then the agent is like "alright let's give you a brother like Mario... Lets call him waluigi" then waluigi says "WAAAALUUUIIIIGGIIIIIII NUMBER ONEEEEEEE"
"I am going down hard for this-" "WHAT?!" "I mean you're totally not a freak and I can work with this!"
Magma Productions
"Speak softly and carry a big stick, by big stick I mean crowbar and by speak softly I mean speak never" lmao
... D-did he just MAKE all of their careers???
O.o
Kinda ruined sonic's
No. He ruined them
@@imanoahhunter3530 Nope.
@@imanoahhunter3530 marios? "charmanders"?
@@deadchannel2468 actually he can mega evolve now and Mario is getting back to its old self apart from paper jam. As for sonic. Just look at the movie he is sooooooooooooooo been ruined.
The Agent's hand gestures are what makes this so funny
Hey security. We've got a two-tailed fox up here. Just made a mess on the rug. Can we have him escorted out and permanently banned from the building? GREAAAAT!
"The lizbian" XD
"Question, who are you and how did you get into my office"
"Gexual Intercourse" IM WHEEZING
Now I have a way for my sexuality before it was lizard fucker
Is there a bowl of two apples and a banana on the cabinet in the background? A little innuendo, eh?
Umm look at your likes
The XD kills it
Gecktial INTERCOURSES
*Did the Videogame Agent get fired?*
Yes luxra yes
Carload and friends as well he should
Yes for adding some ____ content in games
I think u understand the dash
If u don't just fill it up the word u want
When did he get fired?
Luxra I hope not! He's boss!
1:12 my favorite dorky line ever
"but I am NOT taking my boots off!"
I just got this joke.
I’m confused
@@TrickedGecko327 foot fetish
LightningGecko327 you’re too innocent
LightningGecko327 It’s nothing like these guys make it out to be, it’s just that on the ending screen of the first Metroid game, when you beat the game fast enough you see Samus in a bikini, but she still has her boots on. It’s not a foot fetish thing, it’s weird game design.
@@TrickedGecko327 Charteon I was thinking that at first, that she's still wearing boots in metroid, but there must be more than that, because why is he then saying that is confirmation that she's going to become fat? I'm inclined to think it is a reference to the term "barefoot and pregnant", like he thinks she's saying she'll not be getting barefoot when she gets pregnant?
R.I.P. The Agent Series. I will truly miss this
:(
The most realistic agent i've ever seen 💕
Fun fact: There is actually a game called Sonic and Tails, however it is only named that in Japan. Everywhere else it is known as Sonic Chaos.
Is no one gonna mention how Gordon Freeman’s glasses turn into eyebrows
"Like an embarrassing dad at the Olive Garden" LMAO
Favorite line in the whole thing 😂
Why is this not a thing anymore? Did the voice actor leave? If not, do more if these. If he did, then bring him back and do more of these.
RedVIII yeah they should
RedVIII totally :)
Murray is still there I think
The voice actor is Mike Trapp from Collegehumor.
RedVIII Adam Conover is Gex and Johnny Cage
He sounds nothing like me?!
Clicks fingers
Ima Luigi!
😂😂😂😂
You know those moments where you are genuinely tired of most of the stuff you generally watch on TH-cam then all of a sudden... the algorithm gods shine a light in your miserable soul and suggest you pure gold for entertainment. Yep just had that moment. LOVED THIS!
I will love to see a new episode of the video game agent, he's awesome!
How does Drake from Drake of the 99 dragons meets his agent sound to you?
David3 X YES!!!!!!
I definately wanna see one for Master Chief Meets His Agent.
Luke Mitchell
Ooh, that's a good one! Make it happen Dorkly!
David3 X awesome.....ly terrible. Hate his face,hope he dies and is reborn as a ghost type pokemon so I can BRUTALly SWING my fist into his brain pan. ....
....
....I'm uh...
joking....
but that still got dark......
And then samus became the hottest nintendo character alive
@Random Nerd your right.
Samus is Donkey Kong
Then
Donkey Kong is Samus
What about Fire Emblem waifus
You forgot the greatest that is lusamine
Bayonetta: Sorry, what were you saying?
@@roy_mezz-awake2470 technically Bayonetta is a Sega character
11:15 one of the best rhymes I’ve heard
Wait what if the agent is Kevin but older
When Kevin was done with villains he grew up to help hero’s gave betters
Games
Logically speaking, since the agent is talking to characters BEFORE their claim to fame games and is named Mark, and Kevin helps fix the already failed strategies of the villains, this would mean it couldn't be an older Kevin.
However, with that being said Kevin could be a more jaded version of the agent, who after dropping his old identity as Mark could be seeking to set up the villains for success instead of the heroes
I got bored :p
'If the Video Game Agent had an agent'
Knodsil your profile pic goes perfect with the comment
Agentcepcion
Heres a suggestion
"If Mario and Sonic were owned by EA"
Eric Cartman you have to pay for a hat and cappy upgrade and stuff
To watch the video, you can either grind loot boxes for 300 hours, or pay 25 bucks
You'd need to pay TH-cam Premium to see that video.
Pay to jump or run.
Already happened and how would you like to star in your own game
1:17 "You told me to a-hide my ethnicity"
Lmao
I thought Samus was blonde.
Dyed her hair, guys dig blonde bomb shells, now let's talk latex
She is now. Not originally
It would have been cool if one of her costumes in Smash Ultimate turned her hair brown, as a nod to her debut design.
she is
dustinb42 same
This is the content I subscribe for
same
so re-released of stuff they already made to make more money off no additional effort?
Lordpiecrust no, they just made a collection/compilation video of him
so rereleasing the same content again
well if you want Dorkly TM Agent The Move, here it is.
"Donkey Kong Jr. Found Dead
Presumed auto erotic asphyxiation mishap"
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts
Banjo and Kazooie meet their agent:
Agent: Banj, my man! Kazzie, my loud mouth friend! How are you two doing?!
Banjo: Oh just swell!
Kazooie: Yeah! Banjo Tooie was equally succesful as our first game!
Agent: Grrreeeeeaaat! I bet you're excited for a third game!
Banjo: Yep! We're calling it Banjo Threeie. We have plans for it on the Gamecube and--
Agent: And I got an idea too. No third game! How does that sound?!
Banjo: Wait...what?
Kazooie: Uhhh I'm confused.
Agent: Yeah your partnership with Nintendo is History! It's Elvis now! And by that I mean done.
Banjo: WHAT?!
Kazooie: You can't do this! Our games are half the reason the N64 was a hit! How can you just end our friendship like this?!
Agent: And you're about to make another system a hit! Microsoft is joining the gaming competition now and they're your new friend! Time to move on from Nintendo now!
*Banjo and Kazooie hang their heads down in disappointment*
Agent: Now hold on there! Don't be giving me those looks of shame, because I'm about to lead you to the light at the end of the tunnel! I got an idea of a new game for you!
Banjo: So is it Banjo Threeie?
Agent: Yes and no. It's not the game you had in mind, because I thought of something better for you two, because you guys will be, are you ready for this? Because I'm about to blow your fur and your feathers. You guys will be...building cars?
Banjo: ...huh?
Kazooie: Say what now?
Agent: Face it guys. Platformers are soooooo Super Nintendo. This is a new era of gaming that's going to change gaming forever!
Banjo: But Platformers have been our specialty. New ideas are one thing, but completely altering what made our games fun to begin with sounds dangerous for our careers.
Kazooie: Yeah, that kind of mechanic sounds like something for the f*cking Sims dipshit!
Agent: Whoa there! Easy on the beak there, Kazooie! Trust me on this one guys! Your new game will be selling like hot cakes!
Banjo: ...and will we get to make another Platformer again?
Agent: We'll talk about this some other time right after your company starts making some sports games for a motion sensoring device!
Kazooie: ....We're so f*cked.
ma man just wrote the whole script for the next video bruh.
Why doesn't this have more likes?
I died at "and by Elvis, I mean done."
I was so wishing this would happen
It’s not all bad. Banjo and Kazooie would eventually return to Nintendo via Smash Ultimate
This is gaming comedy gold.
Now all we need is Lara Croft meets with her agent. And a new Gex game would be nice.
NO, NO it is NOT
yeah it is
NO IT IS NOT!!! NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS (and quite frankly it is a little pervy)
deadpool crossover worthy
That donkey kong bit is so well written
We need MORE OF THIS AGENT!!! Bring him back
He died
*Waluigi Meets With His Agent*
Mark Prosper YES
He doesn't have a game
WALUIGI: Put me in Smash
VIDEO AGENT: That's none of my fucking business.
WALUIGI: Welp, I tried.
*WALUIGI asks
MASAHIRO SAKURAI for the 1000th time *
M. SAKURAI: I SAID NO TO YOU FOR 18 FUCKING YEARS. STOP IT, ASSHOLE.
WALUIGI: Wah. Its not me. Its the pression of my fans.
M. SAKURAI:
DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT
Mateo's Gameplays
Waluigi has existed for 18 years.
Chris Johnson I wasnt certain of his age at the time of writing the comment
I feel bad for Gex, I grew up with his games and with all the remakes coming out I would love to see a Gex redone... either way this is great stuff
Hey, look, one's finally been announced! ❤
The more I see this the more I think Dorkly Mario and the agent are a perfect match... No wonder why Mario is one of the biggest video game characters out there.
Game agent: you’re fired. Ristar: WHY? Game agent: bye bye!
How money works in video games, Dorkly keep that in mind.
Statutory ape-ist
I can’t with this vid🤣
Just the apeosite.
Also, STFU Hatty!
i like how johnny came back to life for the sole purpose of telling mark he was a shitty agent.
They need to bring this back. So much material to go around.
"Love the enthusiasm! *Never gonna happen!* 😃"
...The voice actor left Dorkly years ago
@@GamesPerJustin 😥
I feel like if there was a King K. Rool meets with his agent, it would be depressing.
If Kaptain K Rool Had an Assistant
So Kevin, how's that jungle area doing? Donkey and Diddy will never get past the fearsome Klumps in there!
"Um, not so good, actually, King."
Hmm? Why not, Kevin? I set everything up properly--
"Yeeaah...the very first thing the monkeys find is a DK barrel to ensure that they're both partnered *right from the start,* and you didn't even bother snatching that 1-up balloon from Donkey's house out there! Did I mention there's about four hundred of them floating all over the island, by the way?"
But...but all my threatening Kremlings shall surely destroy those monkeys before they even reach them, right?
"Yeah, no. Did you realize Donkey and Diddy can jump, and for some odd reason, MORE THAN HALF OF THE F*CKING KREMLINGS CAN'T?! The only ones that do are those blue moon gravity alligators that take so long to land that those monkeys can just walk right under them! And NOT ONE of your baddies out there even bothers to chase after Donkey and Diddy after they pass them. I mean, literally, if a SINGLE ONE of those muscle-bound creatures bothered to give active pursuit, and try damaging them in some other way than just walking into them, they'd dismember that duo in five seconds!"
What about the pair of Klumps in the first level? Surely it'd be pretty difficult to get past that!
"Nope, even though Diddy can't jump on them, he can literally just cartwheel through them both for whatever odd reason. Right now he and Donkey are flying a giant ostrich through the snowy mountains, laughing their butts off as they get closer and closer to your ship."
Um.
"Don't forget, even though Diddy can't beat Krushas, well, who cares, he can just jump over them too, not to mention all the oddly Mario-esque easily jumpable gaps in THIS world!"
Mario-who?
"Never mind, different story. And WHY did you put all these extra animal buddy crates and bananas out here for them to collect as well as LETTERS that ALSO give them extra lives?!"
Well,
"Not to mention the fact that your ship has several cannons strung up pointing down, to fire cannonballs straight at the main deck. Why?!"
To smash the Kongs when they get here, of course! There's no way they'll escape iron cannonballs raining down on their heads--
"And there's no way your ship can possibly survive ONE of those cannonballs falling on its deck. I mean, this wood here is so old anyway! Like, twenty-three years old, it looks like! Every step I take creaks out here. You'll sink your ship in half a minute trying to kill those monkeys!"
Um...so what would you suggest, Kevin?
"Already taken care of the problem. They're about to reach the huge beaver at the glacier, so I ordered every enemy on the island, as well as all the bosses, to assemble there. They'll pick apart Donkey and Diddy as soon as they get there *static* huh? Oh, hey, giant bee man. What? The Kongs have been completely...uh...yeah, thanks, I don't need the gory details. Well, Kaptain, looks like the island's all yours. Guess you should get to work grabbing all those bananas and adding them to your stolen horde now like you should have done in the first place."
Huh. Perhaps I'm not fit to rule this island after all.
Imagine Conker meets the agent.
Agent: Conker, my man, my dude. Hows a going?
Conker: Good I guess, but I still need to get a sequel.
Agent: Not going to happen, word is on the HQ they have plans for you. Im thinking big, a remake of Conkers Bad Fur Day on Xbox, title it "Conkers Live and Reloaded"
Conker: I guess so, what will be the fan reception and what will I do after?
Agent: That is the thing, fans are going to hate it for its censorship, it will completely kill your series chance at a sequel. We will use you for a shitty creation game that will end up flopping.
Conkers: Are you really kidding me?
Agent: Im sorry my man, I wish I were. But this is what Microsoft wants, ether take it or leave it.
Conker: Fine, I'll take it.
Agent: Good, how do you feel about briefly turned into an abomination called "Young Conker"?
Conker: *Sigh*
I've watched this every year since it's been out 😂
The writing and performance of this is incredible. Great work guys.
please Dorkly, bring more of the Agent!!
Are you firing me?
Just the ape-osite!
The best part of any of these Videogame Agent videos is when he is talking to Gex like he did with everyone and how he keeps calling him by different nicknames like they´ve known each other for a long time, even thought he has no idea who Gex is, well he does know of Gex, but not that Gex was That Gex
Man, it sucks he left Dorkly because I love his voice. I don't know who wrote his lines, but he's so F-ing sleezy I love it. lol He's very much got a 'Better Call Saul' vibe to him, but I think he and his writer (assuming it's not him), do it so much better!
The Gordan Freeman meeting was straight up hilarious! 🤣
“nO, wHy?”
This totally explains why games are the way they are! 😎
New head cannon now
This was arguably one of the best series in the whole channel
Kirby meets his agent.
Agent: heyo Kirby, how's my favorite Pink lucky charms marshmallow?
Kirby: I've been doing pretty good, so what's up?
Agent: I've been talking ideas with your creator, Sakurai, and it just popped in my mind, and I want to hear your thoughts. You should be made of yarn.
Kirby: made of yarn? What do you mean by that?
Agent: many fans love you of how cute you are, but you can be cuter if you were made of yarn.
Kirby: soooooo, what's the story if I'm going to be made of yarn?
Agent: already thought about it, an evil yarn wizard turns your world entirely out of cloth, yarn, and patches. Even the enemies are going to be made of yarn.
Kirby: well, if I'm going to be made of yarn, how will I inhale?
Agent: good question, and Sakurai asked the same Q. You don't inhale. You unravel enemies with your new yarn powers. Also, almost forgot, you're also teaming up with a prince.
Kirby: sounds pretty interesting. I'm in for it.
Agent: I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, I had other ideas in mind, how would you like to be a car?
The End.
Konkey Dong
*YES*
Kinky dong
chrinkly shlong
Dongly knog
deadpool crossover worthy
"Your gonna make Boba Fett look like Dhengar! Who's Dhengar? I dunno I don't read books!" XD
*You're
Who IS Dhengar? 😂
Right when I red this it played lol
Fairly sure it's Dangar
Shadow Sans He’s a Star Wars bounty hunter character who actually appeared once in the Clone Wars TV show.
I really want more of this. Dorkly should go back to the agent.
Unfortunately, the agent's VA left dorkly, so we ain't getting any more of this
@@Grandflea02 "VA"? Oh, voice artist. Sad.
Honestly, the videogame agent is by far the greatest thing this creator ever created.
Strongly agree
Oooooookay. That newpaper at 5:42 was my breaking point. Had to leave the office I was laughing so hard.
Goodbye, agent. You had a good life.
By making life of others shit. We'll miss you.
I like to think the agent became the CEO of EA, left with a golden parachute and is now retired.
Gucke es immer noch in 2021, einfach saukomisch und schade das es nichts neues mehr davon gibt. Einfach gold
We really need more of that agent.
For one thing I don't think Zelda have had an audience yet, and whatever she said it must have been more convincing than Link
I demand this agent meet his agent.......make it happen........I mean if you're cool with it you know just my thought
that sounds awesome
TheKpa11 *T H E A G E N T M E E T S H I S A G E N T*
If he had an agent, he wouldn't be an aaaagent now would he, he'd be a client. I'm gonna LVL with you, do some grinding with you, a little bit of some co-operaaation... you need me more than I need you, now let's talk money
Videogame agent meets his agent?
Poopi and that agent meets his agent
Nah, it should be Simon Belmont meets his agent.
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I love this character, all the nicknames he comes up with are so funny
I legitimately did not expect donkey Kong to sound like that.
I feel like all of us could use a videogame agent 😂
This means no more future Video Game Agent videos, but regardless, this compilation is my favorite.
Joseph T . Whycome it's the agents end. Did i miss somerthing?
i hope not
Harmoni Jarvis I am confused. Folks say he's history like there is some news floating about that i haven't heard.
Preston Clark nah he left an his voice was to iconic so they wont replace him :'(