If Videogames Were More Realistic (Compilation)

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  • @AssortedGarbage23
    @AssortedGarbage23 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    4:30 both the voice acting and the character movements are incredibly well done here

  • @starburst98
    @starburst98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Fun fact, the space pirates tried to reverse engineer the morph ball, and all the test subjects died horribly, so it is a realistic outcome for everyone besides samus and the chozo.

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Who would have thought child Samus receiving Chozo blood would help her use their tech safely

    • @xwingknight
      @xwingknight ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@RealGateGuardianthe Chozo I guess

    • @Tailslol
      @Tailslol 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Well if you look at the logs in the game you learn that Samus is transformed in pure energy in morph ball,you can actually see the glowing core of the ball that leave a constant trail.

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Tailslolthat sounds worse.

    • @ImPurpleAnimations
      @ImPurpleAnimations 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      1:41 1:44 This is basically Robot Chicken if it used the original sprites music etc of the characters

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3013

    Dr. Robotnik's golden idea of tricking Sonic into eating those enticingly delicious gold-plated lead rings thus resulting in Sonic slowly dying from contracting lead poison ran rings around all of the other contraptions he created with the purpose of defeating Sonic.

    • @FTWDanzig
      @FTWDanzig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I mean gold poisoning is also deadly...

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Dont be a dragon hoarding shiny objects, it never ended well for anyone. And...how did u manage to swallow those rings without chocking on them?!?!?

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@FTWDanzig Gold isn't poisonous, it doesn't interact or break down in our digestive systems. It's sometimes used in fancy food and drinks, and you can buy alcohol with small pieces of gold in it. The thing you do have to worry about if you eat it is it getting stuck, if it's in big enough pieces.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@intheftin2861 He's Gajeel but for gold, obviously.

    • @MD-ex7cg
      @MD-ex7cg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FTWDanzig I've never heard of that. Are you sure it's real?

  • @alangivens
    @alangivens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    3:44 You know, I think spraying urine on stuff is probably the most normal thing that you can do.

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did once. By accident. Why do women think it’s easy for us men to pee standing up?

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the funny this is Foxes actually eat Hedgehogs

    • @Bacteriaboi29
      @Bacteriaboi29 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@crimsonmaelstrom573that’s part of the reason I always piss sitting,the other part is because my body goes *CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* when I try to stand pee

    • @ImPurpleAnimations
      @ImPurpleAnimations 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:33 He sounds like Deadpool 😂😂

    • @wellIhavenothingbettertodo
      @wellIhavenothingbettertodo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@crimsonmaelstrom573Men have years of training. They can control it

  • @ryanschwartz4959
    @ryanschwartz4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    3:34
    Okay, the Archie Sonic comic did demonstrate that Knuckles and other echidnas came from eggs, but even then, that should just be limited to female echidnas (i.e. Knuckles' mother).

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      also HE is the last of his kind ... so even if we imagine Knuckles is secretly female .... there is no father.

    • @Enja_Near
      @Enja_Near 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Same goes for Sonic. Males would definitely 86 their kids, but only moms eat them.

    • @jadetealaaron2003
      @jadetealaaron2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Enja_Near So that's what happened to Manic and Sonia

    • @chrishakala528
      @chrishakala528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@metazoxan2 Technically no.
      There are other living Echidnas, their entire society just decided to hide from him. It is incredibly weird.

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@chrishakala528 Man he really is the unfavorite. Got his own race to disown him for little to no reason.

  • @miksterias
    @miksterias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    6:40 Link’s health bar flashes with every chest compression

    • @thewoonely
      @thewoonely ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nobody likes this comment from 8 months ago

    • @thewoonely
      @thewoonely ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuz 69

    • @emilymations
      @emilymations 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      One more like and the 8-bit counting system is out.
      edit: it's out already

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cool detail

  • @ryangainey94
    @ryangainey94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    "Honestly, a history of incest explains a lot." This paired with the facial expressions gets me every time

    • @cameronthebrony9161
      @cameronthebrony9161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There's also King Kong. Could he be related?

    • @ryangainey94
      @ryangainey94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@cameronthebrony9161 In the actual lore of the games, King Kong is the original "Kong" to gain fame, and that's who Cranky Kong is. If you've ever listened to Cranky Kong talk about who he was when he was young, he's literally King Kong. And the "Baby Kong" or "Kong Junior" from the 1980's after "Kong" was such a big hit? That's Donkey Kong as a baby.

    • @cameronthebrony9161
      @cameronthebrony9161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ryangainey94 I had a feeling because there's no way it could've been a coincidence

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ryangainey94 that's, like, entirely wrong. King Kong is in no way related to the Kongs from Nintendo games, Miyamoto just thought that "Kong" meant "ape". The Donkey Kong we see in the current games and Smash is Donkey Kong III. Cranky is Donkey Kong I, the one from the original 1981 arcade game with Mario. Donkey Kong, Jr. is either DK's father or uncle, but it's never been confirmed which.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cameronthebrony9161 except he was wrong about literally every single sentence.

  • @williamzeo2493
    @williamzeo2493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Silly Dorkly, "huh neat" never lost their shine.

    • @sparkybig9799
      @sparkybig9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with yo sexy ass self ma dawg

    • @Durple-p4v
      @Durple-p4v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😛

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      200th thumbs up and agreed.

    • @ImPurpleAnimations
      @ImPurpleAnimations 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      7:12 He skipped the entire game ☠️

  • @AuRoaraAnimations
    @AuRoaraAnimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    “oh god, why arent these feral wild animals lining up for individual battles?”
    -That was hilarious 😂

    • @DeathUsagi
      @DeathUsagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Funny thing is how horde battle is a thing in Pokemon 6th Gen....

    • @greyhunter6820
      @greyhunter6820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Your stepped on my son Guys get this bastard

    • @solounwapodemuchos
      @solounwapodemuchos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think legend arceus will be like that

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is it wrong to laugh when Pac-Man gets full and then pukes? 8:08

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why does that make me laugh? 8:08

  • @mattiekarwin3667
    @mattiekarwin3667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Actually Samus could fit into the morph ball uninjured realistically. Contortionists are fuckin' wild

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Plus she’s half bird-person i guess

    • @BenSchappacher
      @BenSchappacher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I mean, the morph ball is about 3 feet tall, and Samus is 6’3” canonically.

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      She might have lightly malleable bones, plus they aren't really like human bones because she is probably more bird than regular person by now.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@icyatlasartworks After Fusion she's also part Space Jellyfish...
      Y'know Metroid is pretty f*ckin weird when you think about it.

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@northwindkey yeah, and I don't even want to get into everything that happens in dread, I feel like this entire series is just one long acid trip that Samus forgot to come down from

  • @jadetealaaron2003
    @jadetealaaron2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2037

    "You goddamn molestasaurus Rex"
    Is still funny to me

    • @alexthefox1175
      @alexthefox1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It is even tho I don’t get it
      Yoshi is atcually a monolophosaurus

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The cops came out of nowhere 0:02

    • @scrunkly9475
      @scrunkly9475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alexthefox1175 bruh

    • @_TheHolyPeanut
      @_TheHolyPeanut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alexthefox1175 bro. 🤦‍♂️

    • @alexthefox1175
      @alexthefox1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_TheHolyPeanut what? I watch game theory

  • @TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth
    @TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth ปีที่แล้ว +71

    0:40 that transition tho

  • @g-burtfred1106
    @g-burtfred1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Missed a "huh, neat" opportunity at 7:33. Sonic should've helped Robotnik, but backs away and says, "Naw, heat!"

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oh, that's gold.
      Well, lead painted to look golden, at least.

    • @Mimi._.Haruno_
      @Mimi._.Haruno_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pkmntrainermark8881 JAIL- 💀

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pkmntrainermark8881 AHAHAHH

    • @MrPhantaze
      @MrPhantaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      there's nothing neat in what he witnessed

    • @cagatayreysen
      @cagatayreysen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was traumatised

  • @owengonzalez6819
    @owengonzalez6819 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “Were… were you just in my mom’s room?”
    She doesn’t have a room. They were in the kitchen.

    • @Tonatact
      @Tonatact 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I can't decide if them being in the kitchen makes it more or less f'ed up than the bedroom.

  • @enigmatic2878
    @enigmatic2878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I still can't get over how they said "flame blast" instead of fire blast.

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A flame blast would be any Fire type attack.

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fire Blast is a Pokemon move. Flame Blast is a Megaman weapon.

  • @hectorsanta76
    @hectorsanta76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    9:41 He sounds like Tails

  • @dukeemuekpere1344
    @dukeemuekpere1344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    My favourite part is Sub Zero's reaction to that punch. Also, a plumber probably can't replace a good old doctor.

    • @williamjacobs
      @williamjacobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's the only one in-network and accepting new patients.

    • @CurlyFromTheSwirly
      @CurlyFromTheSwirly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@williamjacobs
      Dr Robotnik is also accepting new patients.

  • @brickmasterthe83rd
    @brickmasterthe83rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    2:30 Mario was lucky to have Luigi show up. This scene was still very funny tho

    • @brickmasterthe83rd
      @brickmasterthe83rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why did he think a tornado wasn't gonna kill him?

    • @shanelee5874
      @shanelee5874 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably from many years of working in a land full of potentially poisonous mushrooms​@@brickmasterthe83rd

  • @The-Rguy
    @The-Rguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Kong is just their version of Jones or Smith very common last name but still a solid joke

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kong is the ruling (and only) family for hundreds of years. Innocence ruined.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its the name of their tribe... their entire tribe are all kongs

    • @ez_company9325
      @ez_company9325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That till doesnt explain how they all have the same grandfather.

    • @OrpheasVIPC
      @OrpheasVIPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ez_company9325 aunts and uncles?

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OrpheasVIPC they'd still be cousins

  • @coolman845
    @coolman845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    9:00 Sonic didn't arrive because he had to do two movies called Sonic hedgehog 1 and 2 defeating doctor Robotic aka actor Jim Carrey 🤣👍

  • @manoftheusajones5147
    @manoftheusajones5147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    That's what Samus gets for wanting to be a Transformer!

  • @auqajenkins3411
    @auqajenkins3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    6:51 Raiders Of The Lost Ark Reference.

  • @genreproductions2706
    @genreproductions2706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “Hello, in today’s documentary we’re going to walk you through how realistic video games get”

  • @channelj.m.h254
    @channelj.m.h254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    6:39 Fairy is a natural born reviver, and she can be both cute and funny while trying to bring Link back to life.

    • @neuralinferno1765
      @neuralinferno1765 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ......cute.....and......FUNNY?! 😭

  • @Caporai
    @Caporai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    7:10 is still one of my favorite.

    • @cansewa6296
      @cansewa6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which one
      The PokeBall one
      Or
      The Egg Mobile crashing one

    • @Caporai
      @Caporai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cansewa6296 egg mobile.

    • @theBigA1992
      @theBigA1992 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CaporaiYou mean 7:16-7:36. Sonic shouldn’t feel guilty for what he did. Dr. Eggman was evil and deserved to die.

    • @angeljonlukeyt99
      @angeljonlukeyt99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@theBigA1992it was too far

  • @alangivens
    @alangivens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    6:56 If this is supposed to be realistic, Mario's face would not be the only thing that's burning off.

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thinking back, it might be because he looked at the angry sun directly and not because he got close, but idk XD

    • @pejutalittleelk1236
      @pejutalittleelk1236 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      35th like

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEAH

    • @renaguerrero
      @renaguerrero ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His skeleton nor his clothes would even be a thing

    • @ryannoluck29
      @ryannoluck29 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah he would just disintegrate

  • @g-burtfred1106
    @g-burtfred1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    At 3:51, the the Dorkly coin rings, you see for a split second the old Dorkly sign, then revert to the new D sign. Huh, neat.

  • @djmac8537
    @djmac8537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    0:14 I was always wondering how Samus was even able to do this. But now I know what will happen in the realistic way.

    • @ez_company9325
      @ez_company9325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well if we are talking realistic.... there shouldve been a bloody (and other bodily fluids) froth coming from the ball.... I mean her volume goes from 100% to like 15%.... all the liquid in her body would be squeezed out like a dirty rag. It would make a good MK3 Fatality.

    • @jorodmar69
      @jorodmar69 ปีที่แล้ว

      All her bones are broken aka dead and also definitely not able to speak

    • @avremirine8986
      @avremirine8986 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In Metroid Prime when you read the Space Pirates research at Phazon Mines they say they tried to replicate the morphball technology, but failed because it was crushing their bodies.

    • @Adamlatoz-dsx4n
      @Adamlatoz-dsx4n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know how it works: The Suit puts a Bone melter in the suit and whenever you get out of ball form it builds back the body

  • @promienodrzutowysamuel790
    @promienodrzutowysamuel790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Singing staying alive while trying yo revive Link is now my new favourite Dorkly gag

    • @smallfire93
      @smallfire93 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, doing that while performing chest compressions helps you stay in tempo. I learned that in CPR class.

    • @fabianpena3671
      @fabianpena3671 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fax!

    • @Aaron17988
      @Aaron17988 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sonic :no thanks i already died

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@smallfire93 yep. Another option is "Another One Bites the Dust".

  • @nakkharieh7627
    @nakkharieh7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:20 broo I CANT GET THE SEAT BELT OFF

    • @USAOF
      @USAOF 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      7:33 On a cast.
      To leave the crime scene , nobody Has to see him He has to have a new identity

  • @wojtekreliga3881
    @wojtekreliga3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Can "Dorkly Channel" create a film series "Pokemon meets their Mega Evolutions"?

    • @molcatz9634
      @molcatz9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Second this idea!

  • @sirgrantelton1081
    @sirgrantelton1081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The DK incest one was so accurate. Explains Chunky Kong perfectly.

  • @drewba7741
    @drewba7741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    1:50 That vet's going to be feeling that burn for quite a while...

    • @thunder_wolf23
      @thunder_wolf23 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I see you've read the Pokedex

    • @Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER
      @Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “That vet’s going to be feeling the pure fat free milk for quite a while…”

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    9:21 now that is realistic

  • @greyhunter6820
    @greyhunter6820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'll never get tired of these

  • @jen-qb3my
    @jen-qb3my 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Every death in this animation
    0:18 1:37 1:56 2:29 3:21 4:27 6:39 6:55 7:05 7:14 7:44 8:09 10:04 10:52

  • @danielpeare8364
    @danielpeare8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    So, are we not going to talk about how both Houndoom and Herdier are below the lvl they first evolve at?

    • @andrewmiller5126
      @andrewmiller5126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And? In Yellow you can catch a Pidgeotto in Viridian Forest. That's obviously way below the level it evolves from Pidgey at.

    • @oceanman2398
      @oceanman2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *insert b2w2 iris with lvl 50 hydreigon and pokemon shield currsola in alistor gym fight* first time?

    • @andrewmiller5126
      @andrewmiller5126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oceanman2398 And Bw Drayden/Iris with Haxorus.

    • @Necro2Mutou
      @Necro2Mutou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And falkner from gold/silver has a pidgeotto way before you can evolve pidgey into it. This isn't the first time this has happened.

    • @someoneslightlystupid
      @someoneslightlystupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sus

  • @gracieisback08
    @gracieisback08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    2:48 "Huh. Maybe a mute child, who has never seen battle of any kind, isn't the best candidate to go on a giant adventure. Anyways, i'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain"

    • @nesbros2787
      @nesbros2787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Top 10 famous quotes

    • @Timothy-li1rc
      @Timothy-li1rc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was literally about to type that-..

    • @alexandraadamus3131
      @alexandraadamus3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are we just not gonna talk about how link was literally about to get a SPIDERS eggs LAYED IN HIS BRAIN. If anyone has seen Aliens, you know how disturbing it is to see some creepy creature burst out of a humans chest. If you didn’t feel bad for link in this scene, I’m afraid you might not be well. (Im joking of course)

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like number 222

    • @emilythezeldafan848
      @emilythezeldafan848 ปีที่แล้ว

      *anyways, I'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain*

  • @cup-o-joe4679
    @cup-o-joe4679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    9:12 lol meta commentary on how many times sega has used green hill zone

  • @8..3..4
    @8..3..4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    9:30 stop being so entitled. It actually belongs to jumpman. Plot twist

    • @thunder_wolf23
      @thunder_wolf23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I a-told you to wear the goggles"

  • @klaytonparker9061
    @klaytonparker9061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    8:38 funniest part for me

  • @blackdiamondexpress1889
    @blackdiamondexpress1889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    4:56 this one had me dying😂😂😂

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kong is their tribe name. There's quite a few of them in the tribe.

  • @blank2276
    @blank2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    They forget that eggman is using animals as a power source until they slowly die
    Link is a reincarnating badass who has the combined skills of all his past lives

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PIts realistic, not lore accurate, lol

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Samus was gene modded to be able to roll into a ball

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And subzero is able to break platinum

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blank2276 diamond too

  • @Totallyjohnhalo
    @Totallyjohnhalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:46 sweet home Alabama stuff

  • @aeon87
    @aeon87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    So, will we ever have a 100% realistic video game or is that just real life? If so, I want a refund.

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thehentaimaster4457 But no option to continue once you quit.

    • @Morboeatspeople
      @Morboeatspeople 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There's always good ole Desert Bus.

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only game to get to 100% realistically is ddlc...would anyone like to volunteer to be hung, shot, stabbed, and to be erased by a vat of acid?? If not, we will never reach this quota (also i highly recommend to avoid doing this, if u do decide to, please note there will be no video live of such events taking place)

    • @atheist2025
      @atheist2025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tier zoo. It’ll make you feel better

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Prof. Oak is the only one in these vids that's 100% realistic.

  • @brexwashere2077
    @brexwashere2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This was painful to watch 7:15
    EDIT: sonics reaction was probalbly just like ours

    • @pejutalittleelk1236
      @pejutalittleelk1236 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      25th like

    • @dragonkidsstudios6856
      @dragonkidsstudios6856 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was laughing.

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@dragonkidsstudios6856you are f***** up

    • @rockinggamerdude
      @rockinggamerdude 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But sonic could’ve realistically yes this version for this channel he’s a bit of a douche bag. I think that’s a nice way to say it. But realistically he could save him.

    • @Shield-Scope
      @Shield-Scope 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I felt bad for Robotnik…

  • @Arcticgreen
    @Arcticgreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    7:30, I actually imagine Robotnic (I refuse to call him Eggman) making a robotic version of himself to crash and burn and cry for mercy all to trick Sonic, or anyone really, into helping him.

    • @lt.branwulfram4794
      @lt.branwulfram4794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I guess old habits die hard but some people say his full name is Robotnik Eggman just to troll XD

    • @chrislecount6212
      @chrislecount6212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I call him Eggman/Robotnik. Hey, Sega seems inconsistent on what his actual name is

    • @hydellas678
      @hydellas678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And I'm of the minority who refuses to call him Robotnik 😅.

    • @kingnijalitythegrate2719
      @kingnijalitythegrate2719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you just did

    • @bobalicous7743
      @bobalicous7743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn’t that what Doctor Wily (from Mega Man) did?

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "You really think I can afford infinite gold rings?!"
    But... infinite gold rings costs the same price as infinite lead rings.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually no infinite gold rings will cost more than infinite gold plated lead rings

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm no mathemagician but I think infinity times 1 and infinity times 2 are both infinite

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Here ya go! The percentage of how realistic video games have become:
    1) 10%
    2) 11%
    3) 13%
    4) 69%
    5) 35%
    6) 22%
    7) 25%

  • @sharynkerr8378
    @sharynkerr8378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    6:33
    Skip sponsor

  • @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
    @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Haa!
    There should definitely be a series for this topic, i think it would allow for some funny creativity.
    😄👍

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please look up the word compilation in the dictionary.

    • @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
      @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmeraldEyesEsoteric i know what the word Compilation mean Jerk. That doesn't mean they made an actual Series out of it.
      Please go be ridiculous somewhere else.

  • @theironslender1797
    @theironslender1797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:20 did you just come out of my moles house? Best part

  • @darkfent
    @darkfent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Wow so realistic for a compilation, it even got a sponsor segment

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't it nice one of my favorite channels can make awesome, free content for me by getting some sponsorships coins!

  • @STEEZY_TREV16
    @STEEZY_TREV16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    10:52 even if they were moving really quickly, I doubt 2 fluffy fox tails could cut someone's head off

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      depends upon the speed they're rotating at. Force = mass x acceleration . There was some different formula for impact that involves the surface area, but I do not know that one. Fun fact, this is why Ant-man moves slowly. If he moves fast, his body will tear through anything it touches because his mass does not change

    • @JaydLikesArt
      @JaydLikesArt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also in the game his tail instantly destroys robots and​ does damage to bosses @@nathanielbass771

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I doubt they'd function as helicopter blades either

  • @mathiaslienafa789
    @mathiaslienafa789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:41 i love dis part

  • @the.realzh
    @the.realzh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Now excuse me while I spray musky urine over here to mark my territory, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON" best quote

  • @tastegamingsucks3240
    @tastegamingsucks3240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Bro This Was So Good.... So REALISTIC

  • @kagechu2005BISVG
    @kagechu2005BISVG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:37
    Makes sense, because of the SEGA lore, in which Knuckles' the last echidna of his clan, he's finally learned how to repopulate.

  • @ChristopherCapersJones
    @ChristopherCapersJones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    1:46 Houndoom vs. Herdier, that is Nightmare Fuel!!

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just think of a houndoom with a mighteyana...

    • @ChristopherCapersJones
      @ChristopherCapersJones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@intheftin2861 Oh GOD!!
      Mightyena vs. Herdier is even WORSE!!

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats why i said houndoom, both wouldve been fighting but u had to make a dumb 3 way streak didntcha????!!!!?? Look at the pile up mess u did im out *puts shotgun to head*

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait all dog types love herdier..hornier literally in name nooo!!!

    • @ChristopherCapersJones
      @ChristopherCapersJones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@intheftin2861 Either way, Houndoom vs. Mightyena wouldn't be that different. Just Nightmare Fuel.

  • @ItzExboi
    @ItzExboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:57 paceman starts

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Sonic didn’t want to do “Huh, neat”, so Robotnik did it in the end!

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because he's dead.

    • @LSF17
      @LSF17 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HarmonyBunny exactly

  • @drewba7741
    @drewba7741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:42 I like how the cloud's facial expression changes lol

  • @officialix5investor
    @officialix5investor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    7:58 the most realistic one for me

  • @pejutalittleelk1236
    @pejutalittleelk1236 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    5:09 Sweet Home Alabama

    • @Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER
      @Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why 💀

    • @Adamlatoz-dsx4n
      @Adamlatoz-dsx4n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sonic.ALTtheEMPORERSonic exe is less powerful than Sylv lol

    • @Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER
      @Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Adamlatoz-dsx4n Slvy? What’s that?

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where the skies are so blue

  • @randomcontent6687
    @randomcontent6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The game that are 10% realistic is my favorite one

  • @michaelsegal3558
    @michaelsegal3558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    10:30 Did Luigi say he’s going to miss Baby Mario’s bris? I didn’t know the Mario family was Jewish haha

    • @olivesouch6423
      @olivesouch6423 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, they're Italians.

    • @michaelsegal3558
      @michaelsegal3558 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@olivesouch6423 yeah Luigi said he was the moil and what Italians can’t be Jewish?

    • @strawzulusansundertalehorr7624
      @strawzulusansundertalehorr7624 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@olivesouch6423Buddy, are you actually that dense?

    • @olivesouch6423
      @olivesouch6423 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@strawzulusansundertalehorr7624 Not really, Mario and Luigi weren't Jewish. Including Mario's family.

    • @chair98
      @chair98 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@olivesouch6423 can't you be Italian and Jewish

  • @frankchen4229
    @frankchen4229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:09 horde encounters....

  • @lucideirune1635
    @lucideirune1635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It seems Gamefreak liked the idea of wild Pokémon attacking the trainer. They can now do this in the Legend of Arceus.

  • @M0gM00gle
    @M0gM00gle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Say you were born in the 90s without saying you were born in the 90s-
    Thinking men in the 80s wouldn't wear pink.
    Everything in the 80s was either neon lime green or hot pink.
    EVERYTHING.

  • @IdgaradLyracant
    @IdgaradLyracant หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:30 I don't know if messing with a kid who is a trained boxer that, on the regular, bodies guys twice his weight while in the middle of a run when he's all warmed up. Soda Popinski is 6'6" and 248lbs. Mac is 5'7" and 107lbs. Oh and he's keeping pace with someone on a bike... Those two are at best 6ft.

  • @_Shay_
    @_Shay_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I will never understand the thought process of the person that comes up with getting mauled by pidgeys and rattatas is the realistic outcome.

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pidgeys no unless u mess with their nest. Rattatas & raticates yes because a swarm of rats will overpower and eat anyone or anything just by sheer numbers, or if the intended prey is injured/helpless

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      depends upon what lore or interpretation of Pokemon you are going with. In the Manga, for instance, it's explained that all Pokemon view humans as a threat, so they attack and this is why Humans can not do much without having at least one on hand. As for getting mauled, quick attack was something akin to moving from zero to mach speed for ordinary speed pokemon, Pidgey can create tornadoes, and rattatas can chew through just about anything

  • @paullangland6877
    @paullangland6877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:34 Little Mac is literally a professional boxer, he could kick those thugs' ass in a heartbeat.

    • @OverZeelous
      @OverZeelous 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fists ain't doing shit to a dude with a gun or a weapon.

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I’ve always wondered how Samus can morph into a ball without breaking every bone in her body.

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Saw some that mentioned some sort of alien DNA she has inside of her, also we cant roll into perfect balls but we can roll about egg-like which is pretty close to a ball

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, what that other person said, pretty sure there's a GameTheory about that from a few years ago, I think it was a "The SCIENCE of..." episode but check the other playlists if you don't find it. ...If you wanna watch it, that is.

    • @darkriversaben9163
      @darkriversaben9163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bird magic

    • @BenSchappacher
      @BenSchappacher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, the morph ball is 3’ tall, and Samus is 6’3”. It isn’t that hard to fit into it. I think the morph ball is like a casing that goes around her when she crouches

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just chalk it up to highly advanced biomechanical technology.

  • @jacks1368
    @jacks1368 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Funny thing is, when the space pirates tried to reverse engineer the morph ball, the testers DID end up breaking every bone in their bodies.

  • @Mr.Galaxia
    @Mr.Galaxia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Pls bring this series back man

  • @alexthefox1175
    @alexthefox1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:59 that makes me laugh on the voice when he’s yelling

    • @tomeenango2801
      @tomeenango2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which game was it?? I remember playing it as a kid

    • @alexthefox1175
      @alexthefox1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it’s street fighter

    • @gahen8752
      @gahen8752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexthefox1175 Yeah, it's Street Fighter

  • @jasonbethea7929
    @jasonbethea7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    0:24 *Thug 1:* nice pink sweatsuit mr. fairy pants. Did your boyfriend make it for ya?
    *Thug 2:* ohohoho oh yeah we’re gonna show you to wear feminine clothing colors.
    *Little Mac:* oh crap that’s right it’s New York City in the 1980’s. Book it Doc! *Hops on Doc Louis’s bike*

  • @vincegallegos1347
    @vincegallegos1347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This part is funny 8:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @casualverse
    @casualverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:38.
    It's NYC in the 1980s...You could just...wreck them Mac. Have doc leave before they pin it on him, but just crush them lmao.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, right? Dude's a professional boxer, he could take those two loudmouthed punks with his lead hand tied behind his back.

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RabblesTheBinx and get off on self-defense

  • @s3ns3i19
    @s3ns3i19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    7:40 is too funny! I don't know why I love hearing those manic screams. It cracks Me up! LMFAO! 😂

    • @denzr1238
      @denzr1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, right? Mario is both confused and uncaring about it.

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the look on the cloud's face when it lands...classic 😂

  • @Kyrumguy
    @Kyrumguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    6:40 😂😂😂

  • @langbo9999
    @langbo9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:09 Embarrassing Sonja Win.

  • @yashaleo7
    @yashaleo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    9:18 WRONG! Wrong Sir!! ‘Huh Neat’ will ALWAYS be Special 😆

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    4:33 *DUUUUUUUUDE! I THINK I BROKE MY HAAAAAAAAAAND! SHIIIIIIIT! ICE IS SO MUCH HARDER THAN NOT ICE!*

    • @Valhalla05
      @Valhalla05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CAN SOMEONE GOOGLE WEBMD?!

    • @Kayla72360
      @Kayla72360 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Valhalla05 Ready for our double date?

    • @True_Angelo
      @True_Angelo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t Sub Zero strong enough to break bricks? Why can’t he break ice?

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight ปีที่แล้ว

      @@True_Angelo its supposed to be what happens in reality

    • @SqweegeeYT
      @SqweegeeYT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kayla72360You know it donkey! Me and Dixie Kong are super excited!

  • @Goober17756
    @Goober17756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    7:45 the poor cloud looking down

  • @BobbinRobbin777
    @BobbinRobbin777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:44 love the commentary by the textbox

  • @g-burtfred1106
    @g-burtfred1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The original Donkey Kong, from 1981, is now Cranky Kong. His son, Donkey Kong Jr, is the short monkey who saves young Cranky from Mario, in 1982. DK Jr's son, Donkey Kong, is the star of Donkey Kong Country, in 1994, and has a nephew named Diddy Kong.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also kong isn't their surname... its the tribe name. Their all kongs. Don't ask.

    • @intheftin2861
      @intheftin2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So theyre a tribe of apes called kongs, wonder what other tribes are known as??
      Can you ask Harambe what tribe he's from for me? Ty *pulls out a chainsaw*

  • @silvanag.w.7950
    @silvanag.w.7950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:30 maybe I’m missing something but i think the doctor is not wearing pants lol

    • @ShreddedCheeseAddict
      @ShreddedCheeseAddict 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it was a “I did your mom” joke so yeah that’s probably right

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:23 why is that tornado have the sound queue to the opening of Ocarina of Time

    • @apollolux
      @apollolux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The flute from Super Mario Bros 3 used the tune that originated from the flute in the first Legend of Zelda. Zelda had it first, so it belongs to Ocarina. Also, same composer, so he could put it in whatever game he wanted like KK does for his one particular song that's been in Mario Paint (an easter egg), Link's Awakening (an easter egg again), and Animal Crossing.

    • @StormySky48
      @StormySky48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@apollolux what an informative answer.
      I appreciate it, thanks^^

  • @coned-up
    @coned-up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “Anyway, I’m gonna go lay eggs in his brain” is the most underrated sentence in HISTORY
    Edit: 90 Likes!? I never expected this! Thank you all so much!

    • @alexandraadamus3131
      @alexandraadamus3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know right?! It’s so gross to think about!

    • @samhershey4644
      @samhershey4644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Realistically though, the arrow should have still gotten to the hostile "untrained children" can still shoot an arrow amazing distances.
      Hitting the target, or doing so with enough oomph to cause damage, that is another story

  • @beast1160
    @beast1160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:56 Horace Grant on fire!!! Lmao!!!!!!!

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:25
    What happened is Donkey Kong messed up the metal bars, which caused sparks to appear in the oil which somehow caused the fire to come to life, and Jump Man has to save his girl

  • @robertocollarino5899
    @robertocollarino5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    5:15 a handsome man

  • @TheBlueKing1997
    @TheBlueKing1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Since dorkly isn't dead can we please get a revamp series of if pokemon trainers were actually smarter. Need more scyther red love

  • @sodapopcowboy8620
    @sodapopcowboy8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:14 A self burn, those are rare!

  • @PhantomStar1987
    @PhantomStar1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Luigi: I'm confused about Baby Mario. Is he you as a baby or is it a time travel thing?

  • @LordKrhiyos
    @LordKrhiyos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    In the last one is Robotnik still wearing his homemade “I got boned by the big dog” shirt?

    • @garrettwilliams8273
      @garrettwilliams8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As Tails accidentally killed Sonic with his two Tails that powerful enough to carry him for half a minute that was neat

  • @toonlink5399
    @toonlink5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know, if the rings Sonic collected were actually onion rings, then that’d be AWESOME!

  • @Rye-Uh
    @Rye-Uh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why was that Doc to Motobug transition at 0:40 almost perfect.

  • @championregion2078
    @championregion2078 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The one where luigi is stuck in traffic is hilarious 😂