If Bowser Dated Daisy

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  • @psychronia
    @psychronia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    Luigi should've called Bowser and asked him to kidnap Daisy as a favor, really.
    Bowser's a nice guy, and they play tennis together and even know each other's numbers.

    • @kurag5198
      @kurag5198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Just gonna forget the time he was responsible for the time the entire Mario universe was destroyed by a black hole?

    • @d.j.w2600
      @d.j.w2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kurag5198 what dorkly vid was. That

    • @Matirno_
      @Matirno_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      well... we don´t talk about this time anymore...

    • @d.j.w2600
      @d.j.w2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Matirno_ *curiosity intensifies*

    • @kurag5198
      @kurag5198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It wasn’t a video it happened at the end of galaxy

  • @XenojinHayabusa615
    @XenojinHayabusa615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    Press F to pay respects to Luigi...

  • @lluc_riberax1038
    @lluc_riberax1038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    Since she entered smash the fame made her crazy.

    • @ghastlybespoke9541
      @ghastlybespoke9541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Carzy lmao

    • @mjv8084
      @mjv8084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      here lol

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      But she was already in smash...... as a skin for peach....

    • @danboekenoogen4957
      @danboekenoogen4957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      MasterKcoop witch is probably why she hates peach

    • @tavanijorge2175
      @tavanijorge2175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MasterKcoop echo fighter

  • @grandtheftruben8957
    @grandtheftruben8957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    Today’s Dating in A Nutshell
    Btw. Poor Luigi :(

    • @lilyblade3289
      @lilyblade3289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm leaving my like here so as to not ruin your 69 likes

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XYZ in a nutshell.

    • @magzelyify
      @magzelyify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That never happened....also true

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      969 like nice

  • @kly8105
    @kly8105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Dude Luigi's message...... so sad. 1994 lol.
    Change your youtube channel to Darkly already.

    • @benchmarking6875
      @benchmarking6875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      444 likes with no comments¿¿¿¿???

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's a Paper Mario character.

    • @GardevoirBoy
      @GardevoirBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The 1994 reference of Daisy breaking up from Luigi is the fact that she did not appear after Nintendo and Miyamoto felt embarrassed of Daisy's original look being a Peach color swap minus the flower themed crown, gloves, and dress. This happened until the year 2000.

    • @cupgg21
      @cupgg21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To befair bowser tried standing up for luigi but really needed some sugar

  • @HMZeroTwo
    @HMZeroTwo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    no idea why but daisy's voice fits well with her personality in this video

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If you're the backup that's never been called upon for over 20 years until some emo-blonde replaced any sense of relevancy you had outside of sports games, yeah, you'd get bitterly sarcastic too!

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean peach has always been there. since the start
      "Emo-Blonde"? wait wut? peach was always there and daisy only got kidnapped once.

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Emo-Blonde: Rosalina. Like with Waluigi, any playable spot was quickly filled someone who's usually just an NPC!

    • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RandoGrunt Yeah that sucks for Daisy and all but bring back Pauline.

  • @Da.realslimskeey15
    @Da.realslimskeey15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Daisy: Quick kiss me with lots of tongue
    Bowser: *YES MAM*

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know you know this, just to be pedantic: ma'am.

    • @ryannoluck29
      @ryannoluck29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well that got weird fast…

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    It’s not Bowser... ITS BOWZA!

    • @ainsleyharriott4200
      @ainsleyharriott4200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I could hear this sentence

    • @theaniquiler7248
      @theaniquiler7248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That reminds me of old Pewdiepie...

    • @Kentama
      @Kentama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BOW-ZINGA!

    • @Joao-zp4gq
      @Joao-zp4gq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOU AGAIN?

    • @Kentama
      @Kentama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michale Klump Wow, someone woke up on the grumpy side of the bed this morning, huh?

  • @ShaulaXNinja
    @ShaulaXNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    First Luigi is not playable in Odyssey (Instead hosting Balloon World)
    Then gets killed in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.\
    Now gets ditched by Daisy.
    R.I.P. Year of Luigi.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      After the Year of Luigi, Nintendo has to make up for lost ground.

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      at least luigi dies a less painful death than mario.
      you know being stabbed through the heart would definitely feel more painful than your soul being removed from your body.

    • @AlfaMale96
      @AlfaMale96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Atleast he gets a better treatment than Waluigi

    • @absoluteunit8518
      @absoluteunit8518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need another YOL

    • @ShaulaXNinja
      @ShaulaXNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Small Weeb Not seeing it in possibly 5 years.

  • @flamsey
    @flamsey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Wait, if Mario loves Peach, Luigi loves Daisy, then does Guiseppe love Rosalina?

    • @33482
      @33482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      What about Wario? Is he loving Rosalina? But then who is there for Waluigi? Or is he as much in a relationship as he is in Smash Ultimate...? 🤔

    • @wratched
      @wratched 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Rosalina is Luigi's daughter.

    • @ՄԻԼՖՆԱԿԱՆԽԱՆ
      @ՄԻԼՖՆԱԿԱՆԽԱՆ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      33482 guiseppe wario and waluigi ran a train on Rosalina

    • @SmoothReviews
      @SmoothReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who is guiseppe?

    • @ՄԻԼՖՆԱԿԱՆԽԱՆ
      @ՄԻԼՖՆԱԿԱՆԽԱՆ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SGMKINGSTORM ur mom

  • @Megamean09
    @Megamean09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    An answering machine gag in 2018? That's pushing it. No, wait, it's self aware, never mind.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rarely see one of those...

    • @justinarney3050
      @justinarney3050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my family still has one

    • @Megamean09
      @Megamean09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because your family still lives in 1994?

    • @justinarney3050
      @justinarney3050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1994 really aint too accurate considering most people still had dumb phones in the 2000s.

    • @sonicbigboom
      @sonicbigboom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you just call a normal phone a dumb phone? What???

  • @sinjin4605
    @sinjin4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Awww, Luigi's such a precious sweetheart to be so mature as to try to call Bowser and tell him that Luigi's happy for him after seeing Bowser on a "date" with Daisy.

  • @BenjiXAddictX4Ever
    @BenjiXAddictX4Ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    I do not ship it. *AHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @hussaina.4431
      @hussaina.4431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      From charmx to dorkly I see
      EDIT: now that I think about it I have seen you in a bunch of dorkly videos too

    • @ThatChristianMetaIhead
      @ThatChristianMetaIhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice pic

    • @jillianross3435
      @jillianross3435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hey i see u on charmx videos comment section dude

    • @walterclements3433
      @walterclements3433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know a few ships and this is second worst to understand the first you need to play a game for 25 hours

    • @spagettiinoodles5429
      @spagettiinoodles5429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok

  • @The_Nerd_King
    @The_Nerd_King 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Didn't expect daisy to be the controling, social media type!
    Do Rosalina next bowser!😎

    • @rosalinakid2747
      @rosalinakid2747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah that would end bad

    • @noahberrey3585
      @noahberrey3585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would be hella fucked up if game theory is right about Rosalina being peach and Luigi's daughter

    • @rosalinakid2747
      @rosalinakid2747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that can't be true because in super mario galaxy rosalina is like over 100 years old and peach mario and luigi would be dead and luigi could be the dad or brother so we may never know give us so answers nintendo their never going to give us an answer

    • @mirkohoble
      @mirkohoble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@noahberrey3585 It's a theory, A GAME THEORY!
      I can't help it....

    • @Musetrigger
      @Musetrigger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rosalina is seven feet tall. She'd be a good fit for Bowser.

  • @MrBrando07
    @MrBrando07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    The "If Bowser Dated" series is HILARIOUS! Since each episode is crazier than the last. I'm wondering if they're doing any episodes with Zelda, Birdo, or Candy Kong?

    • @mirkohoble
      @mirkohoble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Bowser doesn't like Birdo... she scares him.

    • @Ditidos
      @Ditidos 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or why not something more experimental, like with Link. Perhaps he could go away not with a boyfriend but with a friend. Or with another platmformer bad guy that kiddnap princesses, so he meet someone with similar tastes!

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would be creepy if he attempted dating Kirby.

    • @FIRO347
      @FIRO347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, this series is great and funny.

    • @matosz23
      @matosz23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mirkohoble
      But, but, Birdo is capable of swallowing *anything*. Have you seen her?

  • @dbg537
    @dbg537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    You may feel bad for Luigi, but just remember he's got a mansion and is in the 1%
    Edit: Oh no I've created a political and/or philosophical debate. Look guys, there are other places to have this debate, you know, like anywhere else but on the comment about a video of a fire breathing spiky turtle stealing an Italian plumber's royal girlfriend.

    • @ultimateabsol1268
      @ultimateabsol1268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Money can't buy happeness.
      But it can buy like litteraly everything else so yeah.

    • @kurag5198
      @kurag5198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      That expression is complete bull crap,I don’t know about you but I’d be pretty happy if I was rich

    • @aurancrash4654
      @aurancrash4654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@kurag5198 you must be 12 years old to make a statement like that

    • @smbmario7474
      @smbmario7474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's *how* you spend your money.

    • @zeno1099
      @zeno1099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      but if video games make me happy and i use money to buy games

  • @mjv8084
    @mjv8084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Boyyyyy when Sheeva finds out this

    • @Smokin_Snowman
      @Smokin_Snowman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @caaltaes732
      @caaltaes732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So Hilda is getting an egg after this or her pokeball failed?

    • @rosesske2551
      @rosesske2551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Her species is definitely not the forgive and forget type.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think even Sherva could forgive if Bowser claims he was only doing it to mess with Luigi!

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      or Sheeva would go for threesome. having four arms helps

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao daisy is worse then Luigi

  • @gelusvenn5063
    @gelusvenn5063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "No wait, counterclockwise, there we go" *OH NO* My useless trivia comes to bite me in the ass as I realize this is a cloaca-sex joke.

    • @chey6073
      @chey6073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does it mean? 😭

  • @jppro2027
    @jppro2027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The Luigi part had me dead 😂

  • @MrMogi-zg2ud
    @MrMogi-zg2ud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Daisy has by far the best personality of all of Bowser’s dates.
    Edit- Jeez, this is just a joke, people get way to triggered now😂

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You consider that personality?

    • @Kentama
      @Kentama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, didn't realize Millennials had such low standards these days.

    • @MeteorSmash
      @MeteorSmash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Y'all getting triggered over a simple joke lol
      Idiots these days 😂

    • @mattdamutt5681
      @mattdamutt5681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Please remember that jokes tend to lose context and get mistaken as serious statements when put in text on the internet.
      They also tend to set off some crazy rages from tweetin' twats on Twitter.

    • @theartoonnerdologist411
      @theartoonnerdologist411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kentama milenials is 23-33 how do you even know their age

  • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
    @thesupershinymegagengar2034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    That ending with Luigi made me laugh hard!

    • @TheMelku_
      @TheMelku_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Please don't f**k her man."

    • @flareyberry
      @flareyberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Lmao”

  • @tonyeharrison1899
    @tonyeharrison1899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Don’t give up Bowser, you’ll find the one😢

    • @Markmaben17
      @Markmaben17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In all fairness...why hasn't Nintendo introduced a female villain to Mario? Could make it a third act reveal as she double crosses Bowser.
      (And then in the end they secretly get together and the Jr and the Koopalings can have a nice nuclear family)

    • @fireflocs
      @fireflocs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cackletta and the Shadow Queen.

    • @beegpappa7900
      @beegpappa7900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fireflocs who's crackella

    • @nugget7892
      @nugget7892 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Markmaben17 uuuh maybe Roy? Or Wendi? Or ludwig?

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Markmaben17 "Could make it a third act reveal where she double crosses Bowser." Yeah... just like a woman! XD

  • @Piggmanmaxx
    @Piggmanmaxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Love the voice and personality of this Bowser!😂

  • @Spider_punk03
    @Spider_punk03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    *D A I S Y B E S T G O L D D I G G E R*
    Edit : Wow over 200+ likes in under 24 hours

    • @Panthersclaw
      @Panthersclaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      over 200 likes in a day

    • @Spider_punk03
      @Spider_punk03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panthersclaw Oh wow

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gold diggers wouldn't exist if rape and murder weren't crimes.

    • @Spider_punk03
      @Spider_punk03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      manictiger probably more feminists and more hate towards men.

  • @Masonthebaconhair
    @Masonthebaconhair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Really daisy? You only remember him if he kidnaps you?

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      killertornado X, I think that was more of a jab at how he was always chasing after Peach.

    • @zamalamahama4894
      @zamalamahama4894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some fucked up bdsm shit

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zamalamahama s Hey don’t knock it til you try it.

  • @mechasaurus
    @mechasaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Again with the "You never kidnap me" shtick...
    One of these days Nintendo, your game storywriters are gonna hit a mental block, and you'll FINALLY have to make it happen!

    • @mechasaurus
      @mechasaurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@takua_tv A summer vacation with a power sprayer. jumping across space with a star child, possessing others with a magic hat, ink and sticker power boosts...
      I'd say they are pretty original with themes, plots, and game mechanics.

    • @EfeBeynoktacom
      @EfeBeynoktacom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      S u p e r
      M a r i o
      R u n
      ?
      ?
      ?

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's got 8 castles lol, he's got plenty of space

  • @waterdragongaming8170
    @waterdragongaming8170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Daisy:oh! He is looking us, quick kiss me,with the tounght!
    Bowser:yes madam!

  • @OurFoundingLiars
    @OurFoundingLiars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The original reptilian overlord

    • @thehybriddragon9168
      @thehybriddragon9168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Original joke 🤒👌

    • @OurFoundingLiars
      @OurFoundingLiars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      joke...?

    • @thehybriddragon9168
      @thehybriddragon9168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OurFoundingLiars the sex scene in the overlord anime

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the hybrid dragon ?????

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the funniest thing regarding Bowser is that, on paper, he sounds like a badass terrifying monster (he's a spike-shelled, fire breathing dragon turtle king who becomes a skeletal demon when killed), but in actuality he's kind of a joke who just so happens to be the antagonist of most of his respective games.

  • @jd_smoove
    @jd_smoove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Like your videos keep up the good work

  • @MLdoggo
    @MLdoggo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    LOL its always funny when you make these type of videos

  • @dingo4ever369
    @dingo4ever369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Luigi: Please don't f**k her man!
    Me: too late.😏

  • @trinafisher8732
    @trinafisher8732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Now I know how Daisy got in SSB Ultimate

  • @Massy-pi4uf
    @Massy-pi4uf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The return of British Bowser!

  • @walla6417
    @walla6417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Daisy is a white girl

  • @HighwaySuckler5000
    @HighwaySuckler5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Man sad that Bowser has to go this low to find romance

    • @samuelnakai1804
      @samuelnakai1804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doesn't matter had sex.

    • @johnbot64
      @johnbot64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey in the end him and Daisy smash, so I see that as an absolute win 👏

    • @HighwaySuckler5000
      @HighwaySuckler5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnbot64 bruh

  • @SamScatterbrain
    @SamScatterbrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    First he dies in Smash Ultimate then this?
    Rip Mama Luigi

    • @zacharygreene1979
      @zacharygreene1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SamTheNethead super Mario world show reference, nice

  • @theCrazyJohn
    @theCrazyJohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I am pretty sure the only thing she would say is " HI I'M DAISY" over and over.

    • @michaelburnor7162
      @michaelburnor7162 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Das

    • @mlkywine6852
      @mlkywine6852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, please. She said it in one game

    • @theCrazyJohn
      @theCrazyJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mlkywine6852 and she never spoke again

    • @twiyor
      @twiyor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theCrazyJohn did you even play any other game with her ?

  • @Phoenix_VideoX
    @Phoenix_VideoX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Artillery only maybe?

  • @natetso3307
    @natetso3307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Can we get a sequel where Bowser kidnaps Daisy and Luigi has to get her back?

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And transforms into mr.L and beats the shit out of him like pretty hard

    • @Wolfsbane909
      @Wolfsbane909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      naw, Mario does all that. Luigi just takes credit for the shit he never does. WTF is Luigi anyways? I heard of Mario.

    • @Daniel328DT
      @Daniel328DT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Super Luigi Land?

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And maybe Metal Sonic kicks Bowser's ass afterwards or something

  • @thisrandomdude2880
    @thisrandomdude2880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Why do you always make Luigi so pathetic??? He's my favourite character...

    • @DarkRayquaza121
      @DarkRayquaza121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He is canonically pathetic, but I still love him.

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DarkRayquaza121 I mean I'm the sort of guy that almost always roots for the underdog, and I always felt like Nintendo undermine Luigi too much, even if he could be used as a telemarketing stunt as a sort of "everyone can be a hero if they want to", which is associated to him but is grossly unexploited. I want more Luigi games! Not some weird ghost hunting adventure or Mario is missing title, no I want Luigi to have his own platformer where he saves Daisy and gets laid at the end

    • @beegpappa7900
      @beegpappa7900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joe is a tsundere. no u

    • @DarkRayquaza121
      @DarkRayquaza121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thisrandomdude2880 Unlike that year of Luigi game? Yeah. Love Luigi too. Just he really is a coward.

    • @arielglr7177
      @arielglr7177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thisrandomdude2880 you talk about underdogs but still you don't mention Waluigi *smh*

  • @aim4grace97
    @aim4grace97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    luigi’s voice actor is amazing 😂

  • @Nacho-nacho123
    @Nacho-nacho123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Poor LUIGI he needs more recognition and his powers are actually dope

  • @paintguin9004
    @paintguin9004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Bowser: hi! My name's bowser
    Daisy: hi! I'm daisy

  • @MatthewPotter
    @MatthewPotter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That voice mail... I started singing along right away, smiled when Bowser said the all his days ahead then sighed EXACTLY the same time/way. *sigh* So true.

  • @micaaa6790
    @micaaa6790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Now I know why Daisy was my favourite Mario Character

    • @justrez2571
      @justrez2571 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @JoshHowardChannel
      @JoshHowardChannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you like them bitchy and jelly

    • @adamcyr6862
      @adamcyr6862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look her up in Super Mario Strikers. She play soccer VICIOUS.

  • @LodanSD
    @LodanSD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So, since Dorkly has already been doing this Bowser Dating series, think of the implications with the recent Bowsette phase....

  • @soulsearcher117
    @soulsearcher117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i wonder if Dorkly is going to turn Bowser into Bowsette anytime soon.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    What if Bowser dated Rouge the Bat?

    • @geardog24
      @geardog24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Type 99 & Tails isn't that what series is?

    • @arielglr7177
      @arielglr7177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rouge is like 1 meter tall dude, bowser is too big for her

    • @ReleasedHollow
      @ReleasedHollow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joseinesmondragon9839 eh-hem, Sheeva.

  • @b1battledroidcommander844
    @b1battledroidcommander844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Well at least he gets a kiss this time! Impressive lmao

    • @otakuprince
      @otakuprince 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Actually he got more than just a kiss

    • @Mr.Galaxxxxxxxxxxy
      @Mr.Galaxxxxxxxxxxy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah lol MUCH more lol 😂

    • @blusafe1
      @blusafe1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ? he got mad kinky cloaca mining the first date. Pay attention

    • @micahltaylor739
      @micahltaylor739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude got him some ass.

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bowser went on two dates with two different girls and got laid twice.
      You can call it luck or whatever, but the guy actually has some game )))

  • @starforcenetwork
    @starforcenetwork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    What the hell happened to the Old Man Sonic series?

    • @Anex952
      @Anex952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      starforcenetwork it got pregnant

  • @kyokugo6460
    @kyokugo6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    But bowser tried to kidnap her, she just slapped him really hard

  • @omega197
    @omega197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's ok luigi you still have Princess boo and a mansion to boot.

  • @pumpmyharleysass3187
    @pumpmyharleysass3187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Holy s**t so early

  • @MegaVile2004
    @MegaVile2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Huh, neat.

  • @lambda494
    @lambda494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Trying to guess how many people looked up cloaca.

    • @Chernobog2
      @Chernobog2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Michael Klump "counterclockwise, yep, there we go"

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Klump it's also a vagina (well, for the females at least)

    • @Chernobog2
      @Chernobog2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Deathnotefan97 it's also where males secrete genetic material from

    • @init-rc7gc
      @init-rc7gc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its the ridges on your forehead

    • @SkellyBeardMan
      @SkellyBeardMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One is too many, first game grumps gave us ekidna penis now this. WHY DO WE KEEP LOOKING UP ANIMAL PENISES!!!!

  • @Uthardar
    @Uthardar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I dated women like Daisy 😢

  • @MarioKartGamerDude
    @MarioKartGamerDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Daisy is letting the fame from Smash go to her head!

  • @Maestoso28
    @Maestoso28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Rosalina would be a better choice tbh

    • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
      @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gross dude that's his daughter.

    • @Maestoso28
      @Maestoso28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph DiSalvo w a i t . . .

    • @hugoumero9723
      @hugoumero9723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rosalina Is Not The Daughter

    • @extrahachse3118
      @extrahachse3118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For Luigi? Rosalina is like over 7 ft tall, it's just gonna make him insecure

    • @aias7981
      @aias7981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where was that stated? I don't recall Nintendo claiming Rosalina to be Luigi's daughter.

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wrong
    Daisy isn't a thot

    • @emreborakaya1819
      @emreborakaya1819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IF SHE BREATHES SHE IS A THOOOOOTT

    • @EfeBeynoktacom
      @EfeBeynoktacom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HTSenpai9000
      I approve your comment, Daisy is precious.

  • @Starline36
    @Starline36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I feel sorry for bowser

    • @cerealjam
      @cerealjam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like poor lugie

    • @TimeMakerMan
      @TimeMakerMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He still smashed that ass though

    • @iron_handschampion3987
      @iron_handschampion3987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mecha Sonic i thought robots couldnt feel emotions

    • @zidneya
      @zidneya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      (-_-)! Yeahh being used for sex by a tiny waist brunette royalty who's gonna brag of this in all social media first thing in the morning..... Such misfortune, right?

  • @VictorRobotov00
    @VictorRobotov00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For anyone that’s had the heart broken, that ending would kinda hurt.

  • @sinjin4605
    @sinjin4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Peach, as in *ss, not the princess."
    Me: 😆

  • @djbonn3490
    @djbonn3490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The voice actors must have been blushing the entire time

  • @MrMoose-cn4el
    @MrMoose-cn4el 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tatanga: *Cries in the shadows*

  • @flamingfurret3037
    @flamingfurret3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Daisy is my baby. bowser go away

  • @johncisney15
    @johncisney15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where's the part where Bowser horrifically and brutally kills Daisy for manipulating him? Or does Daisy get her comeuppance in another episode? I know Dorkly is a fair, progressive page as well as being a humorous one. So I know for a FACT that they would treat a manipulative female abuser just as harshly as they would a male....right? Somebody help me out here, where is the video where Daisy gets taught a lesson for treating men like throwaway garbage? Anyone? It has to be in there somewhere...right?

  • @coreyondavis6032
    @coreyondavis6032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just for that, on smash..................EVERY TIME SOMEONE IS BEING DAISY, IM GONNA BE LUIGI

  • @wavingatfat9650
    @wavingatfat9650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OK, cool, but where is Old Man Sonic Part 2?

  • @mommylog81
    @mommylog81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Luigi nooooooo!

  • @Sentinel_Savior
    @Sentinel_Savior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Leaked a fight of Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

  • @YdenMk-II
    @YdenMk-II 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bowser still has a land line for that answering machine?

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With how often he's tossed into lava pools, having a cellphone probably wouldn't be a very wise decision. The land line ensures he doesn't have to keep replacing his phone every time Mario thwarts him.

  • @Quimper111
    @Quimper111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If the first thing a date did was pull out her mobile and start clicking away -> Date over! Sorry, you didn't pass the first test. The one about attention span and IQ..

  • @MeteorSmash
    @MeteorSmash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn Luigi what did you do?

  • @NewRalfXing
    @NewRalfXing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Daisy is the best girl

  • @Negi1001
    @Negi1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know I love how Daisy just is saucy to everyone when it’s so easy to insult her.

  • @rinzo2009
    @rinzo2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comrades of the 34th RULE Division, you know what to do with this video.
    NOW GET TO WORK!

  • @flandrescarletdevil5844
    @flandrescarletdevil5844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the good pixel animation right now, but the voice for Browser is killing me rn XD

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im suprised bowser didnt kidnapped daisy yet..

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's who he kidnapped in Super Mario Bros. That wasn't peach.

  • @baf__
    @baf__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Daisy > peach

  • @NegaLimbo
    @NegaLimbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This definitely tells it like it is. Dorkly, you rule. 👍

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's _way_ past 2015... Bowser should have a fax machine in every room already like the rest of us.

  • @KhunShawn
    @KhunShawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How she texting so good in them damn gloves

  • @HarmonyBunny
    @HarmonyBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Daisy could slap Bowser into _oblivion_ for Pete's sake.

    • @CJSai64
      @CJSai64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha the old slap of death. I'm kinda hoping it's her Final Smash.

  • @thecplman1
    @thecplman1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nintendo should make a game where Luigi has to rescue Daisy from Bowser.

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thecplman1
      Agreed
      Super Luigi World (another SNES version of SMW)

  • @3d_rex705
    @3d_rex705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like Daisy

  • @sarodanadian3413
    @sarodanadian3413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Luigi and Daisy have a better relationship than Mario and Peach just saying

  • @uniqueviolet7903
    @uniqueviolet7903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe this is why Bowser never kidnapped Princess Daisy because she's being a snot to him and I do not like she's treating Luigi like that too

  • @pieseldatches
    @pieseldatches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    If videogames had impossible modes part 3

    • @waves2378
      @waves2378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Old man Sonic.

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Top 3 hottest Nintendo sex scenes*

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-fn6zj
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-fn6zj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i ship it

  • @KingDaDan
    @KingDaDan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! I didn't notice you before last year and I catched up all your videos. I am not that much into your reviews and top lists, but I love the stuff you are doing with the 16-bit graphics. Just hilarious! Keep going with the good job. I really love it! Thank you!

  • @mrsimpleton4295
    @mrsimpleton4295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bowser gonna SMASH

  • @TheRMeerkerk
    @TheRMeerkerk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't daisy get kidnapped in Super Mario Land by some villain in a spacecraft and saved by Mario?

  • @verminlordsoulberry8823
    @verminlordsoulberry8823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't Daisy slap the shit out of Bowser a long time ago? Maybe thats why he never kidnaps her.

  • @darkball31
    @darkball31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:37 he's looking this way quick kiss with lots of toung

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Woahwoahwoah
    That escalated REALLY quickly.

  • @d.m.t.3425
    @d.m.t.3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kidnapping wasn't too mainstream for Daisy

  • @sergioplazat3995
    @sergioplazat3995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    after the love triangle, dating a pokemon trainer this is a win for bowser
    ....
    Poor luigi even the end

  • @theepicbladertvbeytuber6314
    @theepicbladertvbeytuber6314 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Peach will always be better than Daisy

  • @zexion378
    @zexion378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the alternative version.
    the real version is Daisy actually cheated on Mario.

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aik Salad wait a minute, I thought he hit on Pauline, Peach, and Daisy all in the same timeline era