Star Wars: The Farce Engorges

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  • @bradknightable
    @bradknightable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4725

    so rey's face is where bioware got the idea for mass effect andromedas animations

    • @autruff18
      @autruff18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      at least her face isnt tired

    • @squeakypickles
      @squeakypickles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      damn that comment is delicious

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bradknightable Andromeda's dev team=GUTTED BY EA

    • @breakingpoint252
      @breakingpoint252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bradknightable roasted

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bradknightable oh yes papi

  • @bagelsaredonutswithoutambi7113
    @bagelsaredonutswithoutambi7113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3773

    J.J: "Can I copy your homework?"
    George: "Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious"

    • @Wade_Fucking_Wilson
      @Wade_Fucking_Wilson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      " Di$ney refused to use George's ideas"

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Wade Fucking Wilson
      They refused to use his idea for sequel trillogy, and copied ANH instead

    • @Wade_Fucking_Wilson
      @Wade_Fucking_Wilson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Honest Happy Hater And ANH was his idea soooooo yuuuuup they used his ideas

    • @TK-7788
      @TK-7788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bagels Are Donuts Without Ambition I don't think george would approve to this bullshit

    • @TK-7788
      @TK-7788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      audiosane Lucas should has sold it to a better company if sold it at all.

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    It's also interesting to note that in A New Hope, Han says about the Millenium Falcon: "I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
    So even if Rey has completely stripped apart another Corellian freighter of this make, she should STILL be less familiar with the Falcon than Han is.
    Maaa Reeeey Suuuu-

    • @TheAnonymousIndividual
      @TheAnonymousIndividual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Later this year, on October 30th, 2022, it will be 10 years since Disney purchased Star Wars. They have systematically and completely obliterated the franchise beyond repair, it will NEVER return to its former glory, ever. It is ruined and destroyed forever. Disney could sell Star Wars back to George Lucas tomorrow and everything can be undone, Disney's crap can be made non-canon while the EU is brought back, that still wouldn't help Star Wars because the image, mythos, lore, etc. of Star Wars is gone forever because of everything Disney has crapped out the last decade. But, there are bigger fish to fry than some sci fi franchise.

    • @jeynarl
      @jeynarl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheAnonymousIndividualif they were capable of putting out season 1 and maybe 2 of the mandalorian around 2012 the hype for an episode 7 would have been absolutely unreal. Too bad they sunk the one chance to get the original squad back together on the screen. Now we're stuck watching Mando and ahsoka and bad batch (I mean tcw season 8) have to shoehorn in every single retcon imaginable to validate the existence of snoke and palatine's return via fortnite.
      I'd say get rid of all of it but maybe keep rogue one and andor. Those ones were alright

  • @matthewabbott4683
    @matthewabbott4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    What always bothered me about her getting Anakin's lightsaber is that she gets all these visions and stuff but she doesn't once feel that it slaughtered children and a bunch of jedi and an entire village of tusken raiders and who knows what else.

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      "This dagger has done terrible things".
      And people wonder why I blame JJ more than Rian.

    • @ultimate_capper3643
      @ultimate_capper3643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But wasn’t anakin slaughtering the Ruskin raiders a green lightsaber? So is the green lightsaber now blue somehow?

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ultimate_capper3643 that was one of them, the others was with the blue one

    • @ultimate_capper3643
      @ultimate_capper3643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ninjanibba4259 Yeah but when Anakin killed the Raiders, his lightsaber was green and I remembered that it was broken by Dooku (Or was it Obi wan's?)

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ultimate_capper3643 Dookie did it

  • @vicboss6400
    @vicboss6400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2974

    Two creatures that don't blink in Star Wars:
    1. Ewoks
    2. Rey

    • @daniellynn1971
      @daniellynn1971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Vitor Antunes ಠ_ಠ Ewoks do blink sooo 🤷‍♀️

    • @vicboss6400
      @vicboss6400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Daniel Lynn Not originally

    • @evanbillybobjoe9898
      @evanbillybobjoe9898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Do Porgs blink ? You know those little shits that are like Ewoks all over ?

    • @SethAurelius94
      @SethAurelius94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vitor Antunes ಠ_ಠ not true, wiket blinks when he first meets Leia.

    • @eagleeyeedit
      @eagleeyeedit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vitor Antunes ಠ_ಠ LMAO

  • @ICastUnicorn
    @ICastUnicorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    I love Daisy Ridley's acting. It reminds me npc from early 2000 video game. It makes me feel nostalgic.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      At least those npcs could close their mouths.

    • @cjswagger9532
      @cjswagger9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      👁 👄👁

    • @epicjn
      @epicjn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oblivion Dialogue: The Dragonborn Awakens

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, I love Daisy - its OK to just like a pretty girl

    • @joegrimes9232
      @joegrimes9232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "stand back mr because I'm about to slash... All my prices"
      "Mean people die very quickly down here " *Times 50*
      "Your feeling's serve you well Obi Wan bat don't let them cloud your jadge Mant"
      All these terribly delivered lines from a 2000 playstation game are burned in my memory. TFA? Umm "Reeeyyyy"

  • @mei8837
    @mei8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4771

    Rey’s face through the whole movie:
    👁👄👁

    • @KerbalChris
      @KerbalChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      👁🐽👁

    • @filelost9194
      @filelost9194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      U guys are so wrong the eyes were way wider

    • @user-qv4fq3lu2z
      @user-qv4fq3lu2z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was waiting to find this comment

    • @aleeef090
      @aleeef090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ● ◇ ●

    • @proofessor8062
      @proofessor8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aleeef090 this is the most accurate since there is way more white to pupil seen in her eyes all the time

  • @Matt_19-89
    @Matt_19-89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Watching back at this move I just realized something, the fact that somehow everyone forgot who Luke, Han and the force were, would essentially be like if ww2 was fought 30 years ago and no-one remembered who Churchill or FDR was

    • @tim4330
      @tim4330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know it more like 60 to 80 years, then they will teach kids how the CIS was fighting for capitalistic freedom and Racial equality among all worlds

    • @togarnis8096
      @togarnis8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Churchill and FDR fought for transgender rights and George Floyd... get on your knees if you disagree.

    • @FiveNineO
      @FiveNineO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Churchill and Roosevelt sent millions of white christians to die to fight racists. (Ray Liotta laugh)

    • @mark2359
      @mark2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ww2??????

    • @garyh5225
      @garyh5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bad analogy

  • @Trailminer
    @Trailminer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    It’s been 3 years.
    This video is still insanely rewatchable.

    • @tilton1683
      @tilton1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@ZuluTheBee Unfortunately, Mauler won't be done with his TFA critique until like 2025 at this rate!

    • @John-X
      @John-X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      rian johnson plotwist: Rey is actually Luke and Leia's daughter, they got it on while Han wasn't looking, they could never stop thinking about that kiss on Hoth and they eventually gave into their urges. Their daughter had a condition where her mouth couldn't close properly so out of shame they dumped her ass on cheap Tatooine ripoff planet Jakku. *_eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd_*

    • @erravi
      @erravi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I occasionally go on rewatch binges of E;R, i love these vids lol

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can’t wait till he does 9 lol

    • @edch.4908
      @edch.4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can’t wait for the The cringe of skywalker to be out

  • @CorruptPianist
    @CorruptPianist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4762

    "It didn't need to be redefined, it just needed to be brought back."
    -The entire early 21st century film industry

    • @jasonbowman9669
      @jasonbowman9669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      When it comes to movies I like the 70s the best because that is some weird, wild, crazy shit right there. The only thing I like about Zionist is their art on acid stuff but I wish we were pissing in Israel's back yard and culture in order to create it, instead of the USA.

    • @rightsarenice_9595
      @rightsarenice_9595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Torgrim Slayer Hollyweed*

    • @benirw1n
      @benirw1n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, I think this movie did redefine the old ones in an aesthetic sense at least. The main point of this one is that it looks and feels like a Star Wars movie should given today's technology. It's setting the stage (hopefully) for a series of stronger and stronger Star Wars films to come.

    • @KaptainSparta
      @KaptainSparta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don't know what you think a Star Wars movie should feel or look like, but that was definitely not it. Far too much emphasis on the action, and the camera moved way too much. Far too many scenes in the movie looked like cutscenes from a video game as well.
      Rogue One on the other hand, did a much better job of portraying what a Star Wars movie should look and feel like in this day and age. Not perfect mind you, but better.

    • @narcissus79
      @narcissus79 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      KaptainSparta and not even a good video game cutscene.. they should have just taken The Old Republic and turned it into a film.. Now THERE'S a great storyline...

  • @BalgaBear
    @BalgaBear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    O_O = Mediocre acting
    OoO = Mary Sue acting

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      O😉O = Good acting!

    • @Ogamra
      @Ogamra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Are you sure it isn't Ma-Rey Suuuuuuuuuuuuueee acting?

    • @akumaten
      @akumaten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ()*() = casting couch

    • @tentacledood5784
      @tentacledood5784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      UwU = Me

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ogamra
      I think it’s best if ya leave pal

  • @marhip7182
    @marhip7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    One
    Two
    Three
    Sequels aren't canon to me

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      unless its a scene of grievous beating the crap out of rey for burrying the skywalker lightsabers

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@_Tzer he has risen from his grave still very crispy from wen he was burnt wen his organs conbusted wen he was shot

    • @frostwalker413
      @frostwalker413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't the mandolorian a sequel to the O.T.

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frostwalker413 im pretty sure it is as seen by the storm troopers armor

    • @personofnointerest5302
      @personofnointerest5302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @popegoodvibes6360
    @popegoodvibes6360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    I dont like jj abrams. His films are coarse, rough. They get everywhere. Not like the prequels.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cringe.

    • @isaiahlee2902
      @isaiahlee2902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      The prequels are soft...and beautiful...I love them...

    • @Paladin1034
      @Paladin1034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I didn't know where this was going at first. I was pleased

    • @Wickedweeknd21
      @Wickedweeknd21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pope Goodvibes you know the jar jar is a sith theories. Well I think he came into our world and killed the Jedi by making movies called the last Jedi and TFA just think about it (JJ Abrams) JAR JAR ABRAMS!

    • @darthsideous4478
      @darthsideous4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are corse and rough and irattating and they get every ware

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    Here's basically Finn's logic:
    Day 1:
    Day 2:
    Day 23:
    Day 56:
    Day 89:
    Day 100:
    Day 157:
    Day 289:
    Day 390: OMG KILLING'S WRONG!!!!!!!!!

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@darthsideous4478 lol, last jedi lover

    • @darthsideous4478
      @darthsideous4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anthony Decesare
      It was the force awakens but k bro 👌🏽

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@darthsideous4478 nah mate, im saying you love bad films :)

    • @darthsideous4478
      @darthsideous4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anthony Decesare
      No you said last jedi

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@darthsideous4478 exactly,last jedi and force awakens are bad movies. And you love them :)

  • @magmarios369
    @magmarios369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    They can explain away all the coincidences with the force. It's almost a better plot device than the sonic screwdriver.

    • @itschris7808
      @itschris7808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you rush B just right I am a sonic screw driver

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or Nanomachines.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      More like a Deus Ex Machina drill with a plot-hole bit.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you rush B just right no they can't

    • @Zarzar22
      @Zarzar22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like religion

  • @megabuster3940
    @megabuster3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    *MWAHAHAHAHAHA*
    This aged like the finest of wine
    You even changed the video description back to Kylo being a Sith Apprentice
    I tip my hat to you, good sir.

    • @director00donut39
      @director00donut39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah he did! 🤣 it’s fuckin awesome

  • @icebough4191
    @icebough4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    This has aged so well lol

    • @Koranthus
      @Koranthus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @Jimb0 they prbly came back to double down on their dislike because they couldnt come to terms with it

    • @Elder74
      @Elder74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Josh Berg like fine wine.

    • @macedindu829
      @macedindu829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      E;R must be so smug right now XD

    • @TheCliff457
      @TheCliff457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t entirely agree, but for the most part, it did.

    • @jaredhayes8744
      @jaredhayes8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ice Bough like fine wine

  • @pixelbrat7478
    @pixelbrat7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    She looks like she's constantly confused, lost, scared and concerned?

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she is? wouldn't you be in such a situation?

    • @steinblitz1506
      @steinblitz1506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lmao she literally lived on a desert planet her entire life and then within a few days was on multiple planets, being shot at, and fighting in shitty lightsaber duels.

    • @FunlandRobot
      @FunlandRobot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pixel brat she’s sooooo pretty. I’m like a moth to a flame when it comes to her. But yeah. She’s the new Kristen Stewart

    • @sirquaffler542
      @sirquaffler542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      She looks like she's waiting for the next line of the script to tell her what to do.

    • @rhondahoward8025
      @rhondahoward8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Which would actually WORK if she weren't such a Mary Sue and was actually a novice.

  • @simoneliasbjorkman
    @simoneliasbjorkman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7457

    "Mary Sue" is an outdated term, just say "Rey" and everyone will know what you mean.

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Rey is a Rey

    • @AlbinoAxolotl1993
      @AlbinoAxolotl1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Why not "Rey Sue?"

    • @brandonfrancis1941
      @brandonfrancis1941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Every term in writing is “out-dated”. If it makes you feel better the term was coined by woman and was named after the main character in the writing in question and has male counter part as well. The Gary-Stu.

    • @KKoKoRR
      @KKoKoRR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ma-Rey Sue

    • @DerezzedMan
      @DerezzedMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Björkman LOL

  • @no.1morbiusfan388
    @no.1morbiusfan388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    The fact that some unknown men in the 70s can act better than trained “actors” in modern age and some nerdy guy can direct and write a story better than a multi-billion dollar corporation is just amazing

    • @arenring505
      @arenring505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Name of song please that plays after bio degradable paper bag!

    • @solidhutyr1815
      @solidhutyr1815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Direct? 🤣

    • @tallesttree4863
      @tallesttree4863 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arenring505 benny hill theme

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arenring505 Darude - Sandstorm

    • @AlphaHotel66
      @AlphaHotel66 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what happens when greed replaces talent/passion. The great irony of this is that, had better actors and intelligent writers been brought aboard, TFA would have generated much more profit. The c-suite is so focused on making money that it makes less. They have no love for Star Wars; it’s simply a cash cow that they continue to milk dry to this day.

  • @jayive34
    @jayive34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    In 20 years, a 'Rey' will be used to describe a Mary Sue turned up to 11.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, that's a perfect modern example to more relatibly explain an older trope.

    • @JosephXFS
      @JosephXFS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      More like a couple months considering what TLJ did to the fanbase.

    • @ufukcangencoglu2279
      @ufukcangencoglu2279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly that is insulting to well written chracters named "Rey"

    • @f.r.i.x7299
      @f.r.i.x7299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wait for captain marvel

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rey is fairly innofensive compared to some sues, who actively wreck stuff and get no comeuppance because sue. Rey is just kinda... There.

  • @bobjoe109
    @bobjoe109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    I'd love to see clone wars Count Dooku absolutely tear these two apart in lightsaber combat.
    They're fighting like they're using clubs, and Dooku's style was so refined and elegant.

    • @chadadamjensen9441
      @chadadamjensen9441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @AnotherOne better than an emo and a feminist stumbling around in the snow

    • @chadadamjensen9441
      @chadadamjensen9441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @AnotherOne and what is star wars? It's a bullshit fantasy world and i don't watch it to see realistic fights nor does anyone else in this planet, besides the prequels made way more sense introducing lightsaber forms and styles instead of just mindless swinging around, and the fight had zero emotion what are you talking about? You want a emotional fight without the "souless martial arts" go watch luke vs vader, not this piece of garbage.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @AnotherOne "Swords fights aren't elegant"
      OP's point was that Dooku's craft was amazing to watch, because Christopher Lee was a fencer. You missed that completely.

    • @chadadamjensen9441
      @chadadamjensen9441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @AnotherOne nah the prequels suck balls, you are no genius for stating that, but the fact that they look good when being compared to disney wars is what people should be concerned about, from sucking to sucking at a cosmic level mate, besides all that riff raff about martial arts and shit, that is to be expected from the sci fi equivalent of shaolin monks/templars, the two main inspirations for jedi, one renowed for their martial arts mastery and meditation and the other for their fencing, if you didn't think that they would some day take this route then you are the dumb one, it makes a world of sense compared to just swinging around laser sticks like dumb kids, not even going to mention that the expanded universe and the entirety of the old republic era (some of the best star wars content in existence) makes use of these "lame martial arts" and i don't need to tell you how both of those are inmensly popular.

    • @chadadamjensen9441
      @chadadamjensen9441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @AnotherOne also i will lose when I decide to lose, once these dumbfucks at disney finally sell star wars to someone mildly competent we will get a lot of these "lame martial arts" so i guess you won't be seeing any sw content for at least a decade, too bad so sad you better start watching star trek i guess

  • @RedboRF
    @RedboRF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2262

    >the black man was a space janitor
    is criminally underrated joke

  • @creepykretins
    @creepykretins ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I forgot how stupid it was that Luke’s lightsaber was just in some random canteena

    • @xcharlesbronsonx
      @xcharlesbronsonx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What the hell was that about. It also NEVER got explained lol
      I'm absolutely shocked that they made this derivative garbage on purpose

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not to mention how it somehow gives a vision of some unrelated event far away lol

  • @CaptainCoolzCT-
    @CaptainCoolzCT- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2395

    Daisy Ridley In every scene for no reason:
    😬😬😬👀👀👀

    • @reesemurrow7696
      @reesemurrow7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wow, it's almost as if she's the main character

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Reese Murrow wow, it’s almost like Daisy Ridley can’t act to save her life

    • @karlazeen
      @karlazeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And doing crack all day.

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Calm down - Kylo has several scenes by himself as do Poe and F - but yes she dominates in the last half.

    • @crablord7934
      @crablord7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@reesemurrow7696 Wow, it's almost as if you can't fucking read

  • @teamdimension8519
    @teamdimension8519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    Legend says that Rey's mouth is still open to this day...

    • @Xiphactinus
      @Xiphactinus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No they don’t because they’re not canon

    • @John-X
      @John-X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      rian johnson plotwist: Rey is actually Luke and Leia's daughter, they got it on while Han wasn't looking, they could never stop thinking about that kiss on Hoth and they eventually gave into their urges. Their daughter had a condition where her mouth couldn't close properly so out of shame they dumped her ass on cheap Tatooine ripoff planet Jakku. *_eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd_*

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She related to kristen Stewart or mark Wahlberg?

    • @user-zm5jh3vp7l
      @user-zm5jh3vp7l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Wahid_on_youtobe
      @Wahid_on_youtobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naruto

  • @buhbuh305
    @buhbuh305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    Do you Know how to fly the millennium falcon "no"
    Do you know how to use a lightsabre "no lol"
    Do you know how to use the force "no lmao but I'm insanely good at all 3 of them"

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is not "good" at the saber fight - she makes a lot of wild swings and Ren wants to seduce her to the darkside. Admittedly, her calling on the force is a cliche - but then the force IS a cliche

    • @DavidJohnson-qe3mp
      @DavidJohnson-qe3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@darkthorpocomicknight7891 buddy, every lightsaber fight in these new movies is purely wild swinging and crappy moves. Compared to the other characters that she fights against she is just as good, if not better than all of them. With zero training.

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidJohnson-qe3mp LOL Go back to the ORIGINAL movie - the lightsaber battle was a complete joke. So no Last Jedi lightsaber scene remains pretty good.

    • @DavidJohnson-qe3mp
      @DavidJohnson-qe3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@darkthorpocomicknight7891 pretty good compared to the original seems like a shit excuse for bad choreography when the movie had a budget of 306 million dollars.

    • @DavidJohnson-qe3mp
      @DavidJohnson-qe3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@darkthorpocomicknight7891 just looked it up budget was actually 200-317 million, oops

  • @airstrike9002
    @airstrike9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I hoped he would actually change his description to "Fuck you I was right"

  • @McDanklestank
    @McDanklestank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4571

    Rey is the literal definition of a Mary Sue character. She legitimately has everything handed to her because "Strong Female Lead"

    • @TheSEWEGI
      @TheSEWEGI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      And they didn't even try to prove us wrong in Ep8 and 9. She just continued being strong for no reason.

    • @Yoikazero
      @Yoikazero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean Anakin. Luke's ok.

    • @zaelgarviel9766
      @zaelgarviel9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Even Anakin failed a lot of things, "the best pilot of the galaxy" almost killed his friend and master at the battle of coruscant, he got his ass kick and his hand chop multiple times.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Let's see:
      Is something that's considerably all powerful: CHECK
      Related to or linked to a character from the original work: CHECK ×7
      Is perfect at anything, even if the experiences in film haven't established them well enough: CHECK
      Faces no consequences for their actions, almost as if the Universe's morality is centered around her: CHECK
      Everyone likes her: CHECK
      Anyone who doesn't like them is morally in the wrong in the established universe: CHECK
      Has no true character arc, to where the world is no different from their interactions with it, or they are no different from said interactions: CHECK
      Tragic backstory to explain why they have all this power or are the way they are: CHECK (Is the Daughter of a bum child of Palpatine who sold her for booze money, and waited for them to come back on a harsh planet for years(.
      Yep. That's some Grade A, pure 100% Mary Sue.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      someone tried to compare neo harry and luke to rey lol to defend her critics as sexists lol....harry is not that good at magic he studies to be and it takes like 4 films for him to really be good at it and his parents placed a spell on him to protect him from Voldemort or books if you will as he ages he gets better cause he studies neo is a chosen one in a computer world of data he can break limits hes just that powerful its written into his character and luke literally sucks at everything for 2 movies....the person who wrote that is an idiot...they just don't understand mary sue I guess...gary stu is someone whose just strong cause...aka kylo ren...until they explain him more in last jedi he was a gary stu...thats fair...but we learn more about him...with rey its just shes a palpatine..but unlike with anakin and luke shes not a chosen one her parents were weak so why is she special?...she doesn't train for 2 movies ...seriously people stop over compensating....its ok to admit they ruined a female lead...it happens all the time...she sucks at acting she has no arc or character she has not story shes a mary sue to a tenth degree shes just there to sell merch to girls...and shes the main character which really sucks cause shes in it a lot

  • @about57apples50
    @about57apples50 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3439

    Also, I don't understand why a scavenger who has been scraping by her whole life on a desert planet has perfect teeth

    • @about57apples50
      @about57apples50 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      I have worse teeth and I live in the suburbs

    • @StayPuftMarshmellow
      @StayPuftMarshmellow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      About 57 Apples lmfao
      Perfect skin too, the desert would of wrecked her complexion.

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      Shouldn't said scavenger be tanned because of all the Sun Light?

    • @OrochimaruFromKpw
      @OrochimaruFromKpw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      because women aren't allowed to be flawed.... especially if they're the head character (she didn't even have armpit hair)

    • @miazmatic7404
      @miazmatic7404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      She manages to keep her hair in almost perfect condition despite having to cram it into a helmet, having to deal with desert sand winds, AND BEING A FUCKING ORPHAN SCAVENGER WITH LITTLE TO NO ACCESS TO SHOWER OR CLEANING PRODUCTS.
      No, her hair is gonna be ruffled to shit, tangled more than Hermaeus Mora's fucking pubic hair, and have sand shoved deeper in her hair than a fanboy's nose up JJ Abrams' ass!

  • @ArchetypeGotoh
    @ArchetypeGotoh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    “Our diversity hire” messed things up XD, “diversity was our strength!”

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cringe.

    • @Enricobon76
      @Enricobon76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      no, not at all, it's extremely funny!

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Enricobon76 It really isn't.

    • @Enricobon76
      @Enricobon76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@Dragonage2ftw that's because you have lost the ability to smile and laugh at things. If I'm not mistaken it's called "having a stick up the ass"

    • @libertyhog1428
      @libertyhog1428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I thought that was a great scene edit

  • @an91138
    @an91138 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Women represent half of the population so they should represent half of the film"
    Not only that she got paid to say that, but she did it so proudly.

    • @kaczan3
      @kaczan3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yep. SHe was such a smug you-know-what in the interviews. And then when there was bbacklash to the trilogy, she immediately jumped ship like a rat and pointed finger at others.

  • @AnimeSinsNEW
    @AnimeSinsNEW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3400

    My heart soars a little whenever E;R says, "MA-RAY SUUUUUUUUE" xD

    • @humananonymous7927
      @humananonymous7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anime Sins
      Lol cute except it’s not true

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Yes she is. And you gotta deal with it.

    • @blakeritchie9088
      @blakeritchie9088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@humananonymous7927
      But👏It👏Is👏

    • @jones7119
      @jones7119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@VunderGuy you gotta deal with it
      E;R having legend of whorra flashbacks xD

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed.

  • @christyrobinson6266
    @christyrobinson6266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Ma-Rey Sue: i’m the next Jedi and you have to deal with it

    • @peposo7
      @peposo7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Borned a bender?

    • @meetmeinterminafields
      @meetmeinterminafields 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Christy Robinson I've never read a statement more true than yours

    • @Tethloach1
      @Tethloach1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Klea Rusnim lol

    • @lowtiergod7166
      @lowtiergod7166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I need to lie down for a second

  • @maxzulu
    @maxzulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Here cuz verge said not to be.

    • @jebowar6679
      @jebowar6679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      They and PewDiePie just gave him more popularity.

    • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
      @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Max Zulu the verge are a bunch of twats. They’re wrong

    • @94ccf
      @94ccf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too

    • @GH0STMAK3R
      @GH0STMAK3R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      #Me too

    • @bobshanery5152
      @bobshanery5152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I just spent about 20 minutes watching a video that "Promotes racism, Anti Jew hate, sexist and makes fun of the disabled". I spent 20 minutes watching a review about some cartoon I never seen just because I wanted to see if the Verge/Vox/TYT etc was actually being honest. I thought I give these sites another try.. Well that was a waste of time.

  • @zacharyl3751
    @zacharyl3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Imagine getting into the cockpit of a 747 and being 'just able' to fly it having never flown before. Yeah, me neither...

    • @ThomasJamas
      @ThomasJamas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But she was a Palpatine! Who was renowned for his ... piloting ...skillz...oh wait. He doesnt fly ever in 1-6.
      Rey does not only know how to fly it...she pulls off some of the best piloting since forever.

    • @JCDenton3
      @JCDenton3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just bypass the compressor bro, everyone knows that obviously lol

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, for a passenger, flying a 747 would basically amount to:
      1) Turn on autopilot;
      2) Call for help on the radio;
      3) Follow instructions
      4) ???
      5) Land safely.
      ez.

    • @davidoneill7554
      @davidoneill7554 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@roadent217 you forgot that you have to BOYPAHHS THA CUMPRESSUH

  • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
    @user-vr5zk9ox8d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Finn: You ever Fly this Thing?!?
    Rey: No!
    - *Millennial* Falcon’s Greatest Pilot.

    • @matiashannikainen6141
      @matiashannikainen6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3 second greatest*

    • @geraldolshaker5535
      @geraldolshaker5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m gonna assume Millennial Falcon was a purpose

    • @xarrison8274
      @xarrison8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean the Aluminum Falcon?

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xarrison8274 good one

    • @IntelligenceBuild
      @IntelligenceBuild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xarrison8274 I'll tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamame or Panda bear or whatever the hell her name was.

  • @joshm5514
    @joshm5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    Finns whole character was to just yell "RRREEEYYYYYY"

    • @squilliam5916
      @squilliam5916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He had a character in this movie but, now it got thanosed thanks to the other movies

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      killinglight67
      He never had only for like what a few minutes?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Finn had character for about 5 minutes. Then he met Rey and he was thrown in the trash

    • @neatandclean6346
      @neatandclean6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lol they added a black character just to have him constantly say "where da white woman at?".
      And they said Disney got rid of their racist past

    • @emperornero2902
      @emperornero2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@neatandclean6346 dont forget when disney minimized the black guy on all their ads in china, and completely removed the lesbian kiss pander scene in the middle eastern release.

  • @TheNexDude
    @TheNexDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "Not feel like it's not....uh...inclusive"
    yep....that's what Star Wars needed diversity. A franchise that is built on different planets with different aliens and ecosystems needed a superficial idea of inclusion.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get that ass banned

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @The Nex Reviews
      Nice to know I'm not the only one who knows superficial ideas of inclusion in a film when they see it.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DemonicRemption Diversity is a superficial idea all together. In real life and in movies, it’s just pointlessly saying “Hey look, a black guy!” or “Hey look, a lesbian!”.

    • @flagovhate
      @flagovhate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Millenial King your comment made zero sense.

    • @Astartes00
      @Astartes00 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Millenial King you clearly don't know the difference between racism and pointing out unnecessary inclusiveness

  • @ethanwells8655
    @ethanwells8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I died when he edited in the “is it because I’m black?”

    • @ArnoldTohtFan
      @ArnoldTohtFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      my mum thought it was the genuine line and I had to explain lol

    • @greatdays7050
      @greatdays7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ArnoldTohtFan Based mom

    • @alfredthebigasshousespider9650
      @alfredthebigasshousespider9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ArnoldTohtFan is your mum single?

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ArnoldTohtFan yo

  • @jijonbreaker
    @jijonbreaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I NEVER noticed the bad acting on Rey until this video. I can never even watch that movie again. Although it's not like I want to

    • @paveantelic7876
      @paveantelic7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I swear everyone in this trilogy just stares and breathes violently 50% of the time

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unfortunately I noticed in my first and only viewing last year. It was just a prominent as her mouth hanging open.

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don’t wanna be rude to Daisy Ridley, because she seems like a lovely woman, but her acting definitely needs some work. I feel like they just cast her for her looks.

    • @darkrealm9136
      @darkrealm9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @jijonbreak Did you finally manage to get your MLP plush doll to consent for sex with you?

  • @ahermens
    @ahermens 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    After these Disney movies, I want to say to George Lucas. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to criticising the prequels. The prequels are masterpieces compared to TFA/TLJ.

    • @samworrall6789
      @samworrall6789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      then you're a fuckin idiot. TFA is not a bad film. Sure, TLJ is. This guy lies loads in this video. Watch Cosmonaut Variety Hour's video. Much more in depth and a more honest account of the film and the criticism ensuing.

    • @samworrall6789
      @samworrall6789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pericles the Statesman firstly he was a Star Wars fan, and how does not getting a ticket make him biased, that’s dumb. And even if he was all these things, I wouldn’t care, I agree with everything he says, it’s all logical, find something in that video and show me its wrong so we can have a discussion rather than blanketting the whole thing as biased in order to discount everything in it as if that affects the points being made.

    • @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956
      @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amos Hermens the new ones are shit and all but that’s giving old Georgey boy too much credit. The prequels will always be the worst.

    • @mathurinkerbouchard8931
      @mathurinkerbouchard8931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @ Sam Worrall. What the hell are you talking about? What part of this video are lies? Just because you like TFA doesn't automatically make it a good movie. It is a horrible movie for all the things this video presented and so much more. Fool

    • @mathurinkerbouchard8931
      @mathurinkerbouchard8931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ Pericles the Statement You are probably right, good sir.

  • @yesterdaze114
    @yesterdaze114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "My sides have gone into hyperspace"

  • @logicaldude3611
    @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I still don't understand why they're looking for Luke this entire time and they finally complete the map and are like, "Let's just send Chewie and this British girl we met yesterday, that sounds like the best course of action."

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pretty much any major character would've made more sense than Sue

    • @coltonwhite2518
      @coltonwhite2518 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chewie literally going by himself makes more sense than sending Rey period.

  • @gavintheut8416
    @gavintheut8416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    N O W T H I S I S P O D R A C I N G

    • @fervantfox0351
      @fervantfox0351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LucksmanGaming " tell that to kanja,club "

    • @daystillnight
      @daystillnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I L L T R Y S P I N N I N G T H A T S A G O O D T R I C K

  • @Raizelash
    @Raizelash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    "Who caresss??"
    "Not 2billion dollars"
    Lollll

  • @oxtron3005
    @oxtron3005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    You have to admit atleast the prequels had passion while the farce engorges is corporate repacking.

    • @majestyvondoom
      @majestyvondoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The prequels made with passion? Very funny.

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And sweet sweet Violence

    • @joshuabartlett3589
      @joshuabartlett3589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I enjoyed the prequals. I thought the story of Anakin was great.

    • @monroecorp9680
      @monroecorp9680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the prequels were a good story handled mediocrely.
      The Disney films are adverts.

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      prequels were brilliant for fuck's sake. You could call 4-6th episodes Star ADVENTURE and it would suit them more, duh.

  • @mr.ditkovich6379
    @mr.ditkovich6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I'm not a Mary Sue, I'm just a
    *"strong and independent woman"*

    • @Don11037
      @Don11037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @sithsaiyan4529
      @sithsaiyan4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fix that damn door!

    • @madkabal
      @madkabal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stronk indahpendant wahman

  • @Steambull1
    @Steambull1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "You remember me?!"
    "Friendly Negro 218."
    "Not anymore. The name is Finn, and I'm in charge now, Phasma, I'm in charge!"

  • @maxday2036
    @maxday2036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    “Just because I’m black” never fails to make me piss myself no matter how many times I re-watch this

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's because its so true!

    • @niceguy4871
      @niceguy4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tired of being jewed “Real Americans”

    • @justsam100
      @justsam100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Tired of being jewed Actually white americans are european cosplayers, but i'll let it slide because you made me chuckle.

    • @ogskywalker5669
      @ogskywalker5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course that was the funniest part to you🤣

    • @ogskywalker5669
      @ogskywalker5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sign your name on the dotted line and fight for our country instead of ranting about minorities since your such a true American go make the country better i know you wont though sad theres Minorities who are more American then you while you rant about them

  • @natanelarnson
    @natanelarnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    This is better than the actual movie.

    • @stefanospapageorgiou9762
      @stefanospapageorgiou9762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Natanel Arnson true

    • @nicomeier8098
      @nicomeier8098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Everything is better than the actual movie.....

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yul Brynner the show got worse after where he stopped.

  • @bayushiteishiru6291
    @bayushiteishiru6291 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thank you.
    It took me 7 years to find this. And it aged well, like fine wine.

  • @joeyjojojrshabadooo
    @joeyjojojrshabadooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    M'Rey ***tips storm trooper helmet vigorously*** 😉

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I was expecting a TH-cam Poop but instead I got the greatest review in the world.
    Huh.

    • @aksulisuli3262
      @aksulisuli3262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Fodimin
      @Fodimin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aksulisuli Cool

    • @AlwaysReason
      @AlwaysReason 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, it's poop.

    • @FierceOcelot
      @FierceOcelot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I expected it as well and got precisely what you said, it's why I subscribed just now.

    • @Fodimin
      @Fodimin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      FierceOcelot OK

  • @yeet77
    @yeet77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    I will not be surprised if The Last Jedi starts with big first order walkers on an ice planet

    • @AS-ds5zm
      @AS-ds5zm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Quik Brix One thing I'm worried about is the reveal of how Luke is related to Rey. It could literally be 'Rey, I am your father' If anything like that happens, the whole series will turn into a joke cos it will be a copy of the original trilogy. It makes me start to think that Star Wars should have just been left alone even though I was someone who begged for more

    • @L2DaK2Dap
      @L2DaK2Dap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Its actually going to be Rey is Luke's father. She is a reincarnation of Anakin who was just another person in the line of chosen ones of the force.

    • @lucashfaria98
      @lucashfaria98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      L2DaK2Dap first time I stumbled upon this "theory" I started laughing, because it's fucking ridiculous and hilarious, I thought it was just a joke... Now that I see this all the time, I'm actually worried that Disney does this shit

    • @ElMoppo1
      @ElMoppo1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First Order walkers? Now I want to know what they'd look like.

    • @spaghetti2246
      @spaghetti2246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Quik Brix I wouldn't be surprised if in the 9th movie they blow up another Star Killer.

  • @mathphysicsnerd
    @mathphysicsnerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I just realized, this video is even more accurate than originally intended. The replace function joke about the script would've made "Luke Skywalker" into "Rey Skywalker", which is literally what JJ did

  • @dominic_d_goat
    @dominic_d_goat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Daisy Ridley is “girl power” incarnate. Every scene she’s in makes me think
    Mary Sue *INTENSIFIES*

    • @d.aardent9382
      @d.aardent9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they should've just had her flying around through the air everywhere instead of walking as that would not have been that much more of a exaggeration of their character product. lol

  • @MDM-ej7tr
    @MDM-ej7tr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I appreciate the meme aspect of the prequels, because even the biggest prequel fan has to admit that the dialogue is awful. But I also appreciate the underlying story of the prequel trilogy and the fact that George Lucas told the story he wanted to tell. It was an original story built off of timeless ideas -- the tragic fall of a hero and the fall of a republic into an empire -- and while it may not have needed to be done, it made Star Wars more of a wider, living, breathing universe, which is something I always appreciate in fiction. They seemed more genuine, like they were coming more from a place of love than corporate greed (just to what extent that's true is certainly open to interpretation). Were mistakes made? Did George go a bit far in a few places? Perhaps; he even admitted as much, which is more than what you'll get from J.J. Abrams or Rian Johnson. Say what you will about the prequels -- to each his own, I suppose -- but I ultimately have to agree with the assessment here. The prequels are far superior to the sequels, and even with all the warts, they still come off as more original and inspired than the sequels.

    • @joshuabartlett3589
      @joshuabartlett3589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I loved the prequals. If George was greedy he wouldn't have spread them out so far at all.

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah, the prequels are fun. Well, most of it...
      *I don't like sand.*

    • @danielmatos644
      @danielmatos644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dont get it - how is the Prequels dialogue any worse than the originals' dialogue?
      I dont get all the Prequel hate, except the jar jar part. Phantom Menace is the best movie in the series IMO. Only the final Revenge of the Sith is pretty weak and jumbled

    • @joshuabartlett3589
      @joshuabartlett3589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielmatos644 The prequels are awesome, great story great dialog, don't listen to the hate.

    • @GreenLulz
      @GreenLulz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @wespozo DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.

  • @samskis
    @samskis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SamS
      Wanna buy some death sticks?

    • @pokecraft1102
      @pokecraft1102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honest Happy Hater Will republic credits do...or only money?

    • @UnfaithfulServant97
      @UnfaithfulServant97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *_I AM THE SENATE_*

    • @Victor-ey2xj
      @Victor-ey2xj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honest Happy Hater *waves hands* ou will accept galactic Empire coins

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Victor Poulsen
      Imperial credits are no good out here, I need something more real.
      I'm a -space jew- Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money

  • @bkmanager7664
    @bkmanager7664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Came back to see if E;R really edited the description.

    • @yolotrollo6343
      @yolotrollo6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he didn't change it in the way he showed us in the Comedy of Darth Reygusis.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow, Even Shimano hates the Sequels, my opinion of you has been raised

    • @SefniAsheforr
      @SefniAsheforr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@John-Stark Shimano may be a ruthless Yakuza family leader, but he knows a bad film when he sees one.

  • @car7000
    @car7000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    at least phantom menace was original

    • @car7000
      @car7000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Khai N. I don't hate it that much, perhaps is part of that stuff you grew up with you can't really hate, nowdays I just think it's a bit boring

    • @cheezball3327
      @cheezball3327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Phantom Menace is at least entertaining at points. and while the writing is terrible some of the acting is good (Liam Neeson) and it had a couple decent characters (Darth Maul). It wasn't very good but it doesn't need to be pushed under the rug.

    • @mvttz
      @mvttz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Rosseriah the plot really isn't that hard to follow as well

    • @griffinwik
      @griffinwik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      car7000 I think that is what it will always be to people. The Star Wars that came out when you were a kid will always be the one you cherish. I think the new movies are crap but at least now I can understand where all the people who hated the prequels are coming from.

    • @danielpapai728
      @danielpapai728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      At least Kotor I-II was fucking good

  • @Alistarwormwood
    @Alistarwormwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    She went to the same school of acting as Emma Watson

    • @autumrose1
      @autumrose1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      don't forget Keira Knightly (sp)

    • @jjkent4551
      @jjkent4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Don't forget Kristen Stewart as well.

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      But Emma Watson is a good actor.

    • @FullmetalTimo
      @FullmetalTimo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that is the point.

    • @calebfrost6395
      @calebfrost6395 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wormwood that explains it

  • @wave166
    @wave166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    So many "fans" hate seeing this because it's sooooo true. . .

  • @driver694
    @driver694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The two stotmtroopers just tuning arround when they hear Emo Ren throwing a tantrum are probably the most relatable Characters in the Sequel trilogy

  • @bigchoochoo3670
    @bigchoochoo3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    How dare you, the prequels brought us "do it" "hello there" and so much more. The prequels was a masterpiece

    • @livinghistory9701
      @livinghistory9701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Hello there.....

    • @D-Havoc
      @D-Havoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      And how op Obi-wan is with high ground.

    • @spoonman73
      @spoonman73 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is "hello there" from?

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spoonman73 One of the prequels, I think the second one.

    • @henryjekyll8191
      @henryjekyll8191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@spoonman73 when Obi Wan encounters general Grievous in the third prequel he literally says "Hello there", just because he is a badass.

  • @stoicgaardian
    @stoicgaardian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3307

    Love the prequels, love the originals, sequels are non Canon to me

  • @Daemonussy
    @Daemonussy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    why do they keep saying it’s luke’s lightsaber, it’s anakins

    • @jrdnsgrarchvs9163
      @jrdnsgrarchvs9163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok

    • @marpru3748
      @marpru3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes yes

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It was Luke's first lightsaber, god knows what happened to the one Luke built for himself

    • @gub4941
      @gub4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      big clover I’ll tell ya what; it definitely ain’t rey’s

    • @SerendipitousSalvo
      @SerendipitousSalvo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You’re gonna be really mad when you see the glass case with Ani’s lightsaber in it and a sign on it that says “Rey’s Lightsaber”.

  • @AlchemillaRed
    @AlchemillaRed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Rey: "14 PARSECS?!"
    Hol up
    Me: *watches A New Hope*
    Han: "Less than 12 parsecs."
    Me: KATHLEEN KENNEDY HASN'T SEEN A NEW HOPE

  • @Tempusverum
    @Tempusverum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This pretty summed up all my impressions of the film. Like Arthur Conan Doyle said, "The author must resist the temptation, after the curtain is drawn and the story finished, to bring before the clamouring public the same protagonist again and yet again for repeated farewells until set upon by poverty of imagination.

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Doyle knew that from experience. :P

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention that Arthur Conan Doyle was fucking awesome.

  • @MrNikoBellic123
    @MrNikoBellic123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Can't wait for The Last Jedi Review, gonna be very interesting what you have to say.

    • @mangomangay7747
      @mangomangay7747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He does this in his free time, I honestly doubt he'll make one.

    • @gurugeorge
      @gurugeorge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We can hope.

    • @jakesteinberg5902
      @jakesteinberg5902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He HAS to

    • @lewismx8815
      @lewismx8815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Niko Bellic I cant wait for him to take a massive steamy dump all over it and absolutely shred it to pieces.

    • @Lintahlo
      @Lintahlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will be better than the Plinkett review, as is this video.

  • @tentonetetris3448
    @tentonetetris3448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    What do you mean Rey is un normaly skilled its because her father jar jar binks gave her sith powers by holding her hand but she has father isues so she hated people holding her hand. Read the comics

    • @JunoneMaster3000
      @JunoneMaster3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's so much legit in this comment i'm not even blind

    • @JoeTAC
      @JoeTAC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the comic where Jar Jar's dad kills himself so he doesn't have to be his father lol

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ ปีที่แล้ว +59

    >win a war
    >rewrite history to omit certain facts
    what did jj mean by this?

    • @xcharlesbronsonx
      @xcharlesbronsonx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I wonder what gem gem meant..

  • @juliahannigan7100
    @juliahannigan7100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Omg, E;R, you're going to have a field day with The Last Jedi

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sad that I'm looking forward to seeing the E;R and Plinkett review more than the movie.
      I still haven't seen it but I know everything I need to know. Sounds like trash.

    • @starlord1521
      @starlord1521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darth Plagueis plinketts own is out

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Attah Chijioke what's an own?

    • @DylanJo123
      @DylanJo123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darth Plagueis
      SHEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP
      Jump on that bandwagon and let others decide your opinions

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean like the people did with the Force Awakens or the prequels, Jenkins?

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "Diversity" is a tell for lazy corporate slop. Nobody with passion ever utters the word "Diversity" when discussing their project.

    • @AlpenSkyWatcher
      @AlpenSkyWatcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "global solutions" "connections" "corporate unity" "diversity" "empowerment" "synergy"

    • @dashiejinxx100
      @dashiejinxx100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed, though I would argue its only a tell for lazy Corporate Slop when it's at the forefront of marketing. 28 Days Later is diverse and good. This film prides itself on the diversity and prioritises it before story.
      You make an excellent point though.

    • @tabitha8232
      @tabitha8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the OT had a ton of diversity just because George Lucas actually cared about having it. He actually thought about there being people of all races in the future, female politicians in leadership positions, etc. at a time when no one actually even asked for that

    • @mississippiball1003
      @mississippiball1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's wrong with diversity

    • @SomeCanine
      @SomeCanine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mississippiball1003 I already said what's wrong with it. It exposes the lazy motives of the creator. They want to promote their work through political activism rather than merit.

  • @daikaijugamer
    @daikaijugamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Wow, this film is actually pretty goddamn lazy, now that I think about it. I did like it the first time I saw it, but I guess I was blinded by nostalgia and hype.

    • @JKurayami
      @JKurayami 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nah, it was pretty enjoyable. And it did everything it needed to. All the familiar SW shit is done. They covered all three original movies in one movie. And now we get to the new stuff. From what they are talking about, it's about to get alot darker.

    • @Maceta444
      @Maceta444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +daikaijugamer U ate too many member berries fam.

    • @Ares_gaming_117
      @Ares_gaming_117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maceta Oh I membeeeerrrr

    • @JKurayami
      @JKurayami 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Igor Ivanov
      I didn't realize that first part as largely as you explained. But I knew the last part lol. But once again. sorry for the misunderstanding.

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well I was hyped as hell, but already after seeing it the first time I was kind of disappointed, I could see it right away how SAFE they had played....and I party understand why they did so, cause they wanted to make 100% sure to please the fans of the old trilogy, instead of taking any risk of pissing off those fans again. But I, who didnt really hate the prequels with the same passion as others did (cause you know atleast Lucas DID try to bring some new stuff in them, some of did work, some of it not at all), but TFA played it so safe it felt outright boring in the end.
      Anyhow I really hope that the directors and scriptwriters of Episode 8 and 9 will be much more creative and take risks.

  • @pabloruedaarzoz8065
    @pabloruedaarzoz8065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Why so many dislikes, this video is accurate af

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Good question
      FoR aNoThEr TiMe

    • @pabloruedaarzoz8065
      @pabloruedaarzoz8065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@pegasus_2137 lol, sequel trilogy in a nutshell

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@RUB13 I'd call that: blatant jokes.

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@RUB13 doesn't mean it's serious and genuine

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@RUB13 Pro tip: Actual racists and fascists are not making Star Wars movie reviews or playing videogames.

  • @gaycatinaverygayhat4796
    @gaycatinaverygayhat4796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Did somebody say MARY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

    • @alyssahellner432
      @alyssahellner432 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gay Cat In A Very Gay Hat Ma-Rey SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE 😂😂

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_MA’REY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUmbody once told me..._*

    • @alyssahellner432
      @alyssahellner432 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok So Basically I’m Rigby I’M DONE 😂

  • @jamesdagmond
    @jamesdagmond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I think we should just call Mary Sue characters "Reys" from now on. She's like the epitome of Mary Sue.

    • @ultimatedestroyer338darkwi5
      @ultimatedestroyer338darkwi5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm all for that.

    • @anishjoshi4992
      @anishjoshi4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about captain marvel tho

    • @albertthepeacock8020
      @albertthepeacock8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah don't compare Marvel (Larson) to Rey (Ridley) because Ridley is a charismatic likable actress who can put on a good performance

    • @anishjoshi4992
      @anishjoshi4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Albert The Peacock fair enough

    • @CasshernSinz1613
      @CasshernSinz1613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Christopher Marlowe she played in other shows/movies which she did...okay in. Not great. But okay.

  • @annascheite7856
    @annascheite7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    At least the prequels had original ideas.

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed.

    • @ffccardoso
      @ffccardoso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      excellent original ideas, but not too good executed

    • @lucyland0679
      @lucyland0679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did. But mostly shit ideas

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lucyland0679 I think you're confusing shit idea with shit execution.

    • @bluehat3673
      @bluehat3673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like, the prequels are enjoyable to watch with friends. Watching this is like watching a orphan with no legs try to play soccer while disney kicks the orphan towards the goal

  • @nao3588
    @nao3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    THE MADMAN DID IT. HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

    • @wuwei473
      @wuwei473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was he right about?

    • @nao3588
      @nao3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@wuwei473 That Kylo was a Sith apprentice.

    • @johnairhart769
      @johnairhart769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He was right about this whole trilogy being bad too

  • @SwearDie96
    @SwearDie96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    That's it. That was the best Downfall parody in existence. You did it. They can stop now. That was literally the best fucking thing I've ever seen.

  • @147CombatMedic
    @147CombatMedic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The Farce Awakens is definitely worse than the prequels. Sadly, it's an amazing film compared the The Worst Jedi. Sure can't wait for Ep IX: The Final Failure... /eyeroll

    • @jacobring7274
      @jacobring7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I already thrilled to never watch it!

    • @ultimatedestroyer338darkwi5
      @ultimatedestroyer338darkwi5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunatly, myself and my friend already vowed to watch it, if only to see how bad it is compared to 'The Worst Jedi'

    • @wd940
      @wd940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ultimatedestroyer338darkwi5 please don't give them your money bro

    • @MFChickenFlipper
      @MFChickenFlipper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @aviagamer it doesn't take a mastermind to figure out that Ep. 9 will be shit; and since I'm very late to this, I can say for sure that it was an abortion of a movie (what fucking shock). With how contrived and lazy TFA was, and with how utterly incompetent and fucked TLJ was, the logical throughline would be that TROS would be a bad movie as well.
      Sidenote, if this comment is just a troll, I'll dawn my clown shoes and rescind my statement.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Episode 9 is AWFUL. Jar Jar Binks would have written a better movie.

  • @Sakuranomiya
    @Sakuranomiya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    *"Reycist"*

    • @crasykills4718
      @crasykills4718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lalatina crap animator i think white females are below black males in the progressive stack unless they are lgbt

    • @NoFriendLikeJesus
      @NoFriendLikeJesus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine a black, female, lesbian, transgender, muslim immigrant who identifies as a gun-free zone.

    • @jaeger9722
      @jaeger9722 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      404 likes not found

    • @ThePunishedPollo
      @ThePunishedPollo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NoFriendLikeJesus according to feminism this “woman” is living something worse than hell

    • @1nstant459
      @1nstant459 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Every single criticism of this movie holds up well and still rings true to this day lmao

  • @etwas013
    @etwas013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I see the main difference in issues between prequels and the last trilogy is that Lucas' blunders with Jar Jar and co. did not interfere with the main elements of the story. In Force awakens the stupid stuff IS the main story and main characters.

  • @epicn
    @epicn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    Holy shit, I remember this video. Didn't realize I watched you before pewd shouted you out.

    • @sarojandongol1482
      @sarojandongol1482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      holy fak! same shit here

    • @PsychoticSpartan
      @PsychoticSpartan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He didn't used to be somebody.

    • @dattebenforcer
      @dattebenforcer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How could you not? Though actually I didn't watch his shout out reel, just found out later when idiots started whining.

    • @GAUDREAU7495
      @GAUDREAU7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NaZi

    • @minimatt233
      @minimatt233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol yeah me too

  • @DarkAngelEU
    @DarkAngelEU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    What if JJ stands for Jar Jar?

    • @musashi939
      @musashi939 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google made me do it what if I told you, that meme is really old (Jar Jar Abrams).

    • @malcolmmacinnis247
      @malcolmmacinnis247 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      musashi939 well no shit the movie was made 2 years ago

    • @playapapapa23
      @playapapapa23 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha!

    • @LightningSe7en
      @LightningSe7en 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      JarJar Brams

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It kind of is, since so many memes have been made about it!

  • @scrapyarddragon
    @scrapyarddragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The madman really did change the description what a legend.

    • @souldestroyer8860
      @souldestroyer8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scrapyard Dragon what do you mean?

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wish he switched to the one in the video. The one along the lines of "I WAS FUCKING RIGHT"

  • @TheR0lePlayFreak
    @TheR0lePlayFreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    You forgot how they captured a captain who gave shield codes immediately upon capture even though it'd mean immediate death and not to mention knowing the installations codes despite being only a captain.

    • @lewismx8815
      @lewismx8815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hatetriarchy yeh lol "I'll give ya the codes so you can blow me up on this ice rock

    • @Trollsvett
      @Trollsvett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Makes you wonder how many people wander around Empire bases with codes that disable everything. Maybe they could have threatened some personal aide and shut off all the guns as well? Having codes carried by minions that disables your huge fortress on the press of a button seems legit to me. Also the utter ease and convenience of finding the captain as soon as they step off their own ship is pretty impressive, so you know you are looking for one particular officer on a planet sized fortress, just land in a random place and take a short stroll and you´ll find the person! No stealth, investigation, hacking, accurate info needed!

    • @mcriggity1131
      @mcriggity1131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hatetriarchy Phasma is part of the triumvirate of the First Order. In her book its described how she would betray her own factions if it meant she could live. Which is why she left her tribal homeplanet to join the FO

  • @VOlDTALES
    @VOlDTALES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I dont know why they didnt just torture rey like physically

    • @EnclaveTrooper1
      @EnclaveTrooper1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      because she's a girl and it'd be mean

    • @stopmotionandmore4568
      @stopmotionandmore4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Because disney

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oh, like you mean they did to Poe, earlier in that very film?

    • @turdify5517
      @turdify5517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or use the interrogation droids

    • @augutusiroh3836
      @augutusiroh3836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are u some guy with mustache?

  • @georgeterpsidis8143
    @georgeterpsidis8143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Rey is the exact image of total apathy towards self betterment, development,hardwork,and personal battle.Through and through this shit she just gets things handed over to her on a silver platter and discovers powers she shouldn't have so easily access to without training,without hardship.

    • @finesseandstyle
      @finesseandstyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Anakin Skywalker, the most gifted force user ever had 10 FREAKING YEARS OF JEDI TRAINING and he still got his ass handed by a sith lord.
      Rey just doesn't make any sense in the sw universe.

    • @LEOROBTWARHAWK
      @LEOROBTWARHAWK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gen Z in a nutshell.

    • @petercarioscia9189
      @petercarioscia9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So, your typical entitled SJW?

    • @FiveNineO
      @FiveNineO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the modern ideal citizen

  • @deph5183
    @deph5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    My boss once told me if you aren't pissing off someone, you aren't doing your job. That healthy dislike ratio confirms that statement imo.

    • @vanbaguette7368
      @vanbaguette7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorry asking nearly one year later, but what's your job?

    • @alfredthebigasshousespider9650
      @alfredthebigasshousespider9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@vanbaguette7368 pissing off someone

    • @justinduck2953
      @justinduck2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well this video no longer has any dislikes so everyone agrees with it

    • @someguy2885
      @someguy2885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@justinduck2953 I came here to also lament the loss of the ratio

    • @kylegilmore3810
      @kylegilmore3810 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justinduck2953 TH-cam removes them. My 'show dislikes' add on currently has it at 120,305/22,561

  • @matthewwilliamson6160
    @matthewwilliamson6160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    9:36 Star Wars: Divorce Awakens

    • @iceintheair
      @iceintheair 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matthew Williamson heh

  • @Alistarwormwood
    @Alistarwormwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    her acting reminds me of Emma Watson

    • @lookmethecat
      @lookmethecat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I feel like her acting is more like Natalie Portman's. Both of them can be very good actress at times, but not consistently.

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      She reminds me of Kristen Stewart (from the Twilight movies). They're both slack-jawed mouth-breathers.

    • @nexor7809
      @nexor7809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She reminds me of sasha grey

    • @brightgarinson3099
      @brightgarinson3099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wormwood She reminds me mareysue.

    • @The80sWolf_
      @The80sWolf_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correct me if im wrong, but did they not go to the same acting school?

  • @user-yi9xc1nv3p
    @user-yi9xc1nv3p 7 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    is it because I'm black

    • @mmm6481
      @mmm6481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TGF bro

    • @TrajGreekFire
      @TrajGreekFire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      and gay

    • @blackraptor1154
      @blackraptor1154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, it's because you're urban, call when you embrace your inner Uncle Tom, also, maybe don't aim so well

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How old is that pepe meme bro. Where's your bleach one

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And a janitor.

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    It's hilarious how the first black guy we see in the movie immediately commits treason, murder and grand theft auto all in the span of ~1 hour.

  • @bird3179
    @bird3179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Not even three minutes in....
    Pure. Fucking. Gold...

  • @harryikel3883
    @harryikel3883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    As much as I liked Episode VII...I can't actually argue against these points. Good job.

    • @harryikel3883
      @harryikel3883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaaaand you brought out the Binks. Nah, I'm good.

    • @Harridsworth
      @Harridsworth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well I do take issue with the clones and storm troopers points, it's been known for a while before VII that Clonetroopers and Stormtroopers were not inherently the same. But then, even if that wasn't common knowledge, after the fall of the Galactic Empire, how would a renegade off-brand Empire-Wannabe have the funds to create clones again?
      Even with a connection to the new Republic Senate (seen in the Bloodlines book), it'd still be incredibly difficult to have that one senator fund an entire cloning campaign even if it was with the money of another person.
      That's my only issue though.

    • @KillerKelMega
      @KillerKelMega 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No movie is perfect. In my opinion TFA was good. But saying I like the movie doesn't mean I think it was perfect in every way. I can still like the movie knowing that there ARE bad points and things that don't quite add up. Like when Rey found the lightsaber I was like "OK. How the FUCK did they find that?"

    • @davide4218
      @davide4218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't be any harder than creating a super weapon the size of an entire planet. Especially considering when the Empire had virtually all the resources in the Galaxy at their disposal it still took the Empire years to build a super-weapon just the size of a small moon.

    • @JohnyCoomber
      @JohnyCoomber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude this universe basically has fucking magic in it and people are complaining about the realism of it. She heard voices and was drawn to the saber. She is force sensitive. See that took two uses of my brain to figure out, sorry if you don't have that capacity.

  • @xeroh9894
    @xeroh9894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Episode 9999999999999999: The force finally takes a nap

    • @dannyholdsw
      @dannyholdsw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Connor Brown episode 10000000000000000: the force wakes up to get some juice

    • @KAXGaming
      @KAXGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like "Take a Piss".