It's also interesting to note that in A New Hope, Han says about the Millenium Falcon: "I've made a lot of special modifications myself." So even if Rey has completely stripped apart another Corellian freighter of this make, she should STILL be less familiar with the Falcon than Han is. Maaa Reeeey Suuuu-
Later this year, on October 30th, 2022, it will be 10 years since Disney purchased Star Wars. They have systematically and completely obliterated the franchise beyond repair, it will NEVER return to its former glory, ever. It is ruined and destroyed forever. Disney could sell Star Wars back to George Lucas tomorrow and everything can be undone, Disney's crap can be made non-canon while the EU is brought back, that still wouldn't help Star Wars because the image, mythos, lore, etc. of Star Wars is gone forever because of everything Disney has crapped out the last decade. But, there are bigger fish to fry than some sci fi franchise.
@@TheAnonymousIndividualif they were capable of putting out season 1 and maybe 2 of the mandalorian around 2012 the hype for an episode 7 would have been absolutely unreal. Too bad they sunk the one chance to get the original squad back together on the screen. Now we're stuck watching Mando and ahsoka and bad batch (I mean tcw season 8) have to shoehorn in every single retcon imaginable to validate the existence of snoke and palatine's return via fortnite. I'd say get rid of all of it but maybe keep rogue one and andor. Those ones were alright
What always bothered me about her getting Anakin's lightsaber is that she gets all these visions and stuff but she doesn't once feel that it slaughtered children and a bunch of jedi and an entire village of tusken raiders and who knows what else.
"stand back mr because I'm about to slash... All my prices" "Mean people die very quickly down here " *Times 50* "Your feeling's serve you well Obi Wan bat don't let them cloud your jadge Mant" All these terribly delivered lines from a 2000 playstation game are burned in my memory. TFA? Umm "Reeeyyyy"
Watching back at this move I just realized something, the fact that somehow everyone forgot who Luke, Han and the force were, would essentially be like if ww2 was fought 30 years ago and no-one remembered who Churchill or FDR was
rian johnson plotwist: Rey is actually Luke and Leia's daughter, they got it on while Han wasn't looking, they could never stop thinking about that kiss on Hoth and they eventually gave into their urges. Their daughter had a condition where her mouth couldn't close properly so out of shame they dumped her ass on cheap Tatooine ripoff planet Jakku. *_eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd_*
When it comes to movies I like the 70s the best because that is some weird, wild, crazy shit right there. The only thing I like about Zionist is their art on acid stuff but I wish we were pissing in Israel's back yard and culture in order to create it, instead of the USA.
Well, I think this movie did redefine the old ones in an aesthetic sense at least. The main point of this one is that it looks and feels like a Star Wars movie should given today's technology. It's setting the stage (hopefully) for a series of stronger and stronger Star Wars films to come.
I don't know what you think a Star Wars movie should feel or look like, but that was definitely not it. Far too much emphasis on the action, and the camera moved way too much. Far too many scenes in the movie looked like cutscenes from a video game as well. Rogue One on the other hand, did a much better job of portraying what a Star Wars movie should look and feel like in this day and age. Not perfect mind you, but better.
KaptainSparta and not even a good video game cutscene.. they should have just taken The Old Republic and turned it into a film.. Now THERE'S a great storyline...
Pope Goodvibes you know the jar jar is a sith theories. Well I think he came into our world and killed the Jedi by making movies called the last Jedi and TFA just think about it (JJ Abrams) JAR JAR ABRAMS!
*MWAHAHAHAHAHA* This aged like the finest of wine You even changed the video description back to Kylo being a Sith Apprentice I tip my hat to you, good sir.
Lmao she literally lived on a desert planet her entire life and then within a few days was on multiple planets, being shot at, and fighting in shitty lightsaber duels.
Every term in writing is “out-dated”. If it makes you feel better the term was coined by woman and was named after the main character in the writing in question and has male counter part as well. The Gary-Stu.
The fact that some unknown men in the 70s can act better than trained “actors” in modern age and some nerdy guy can direct and write a story better than a multi-billion dollar corporation is just amazing
This is what happens when greed replaces talent/passion. The great irony of this is that, had better actors and intelligent writers been brought aboard, TFA would have generated much more profit. The c-suite is so focused on making money that it makes less. They have no love for Star Wars; it’s simply a cash cow that they continue to milk dry to this day.
I'd love to see clone wars Count Dooku absolutely tear these two apart in lightsaber combat. They're fighting like they're using clubs, and Dooku's style was so refined and elegant.
@AnotherOne and what is star wars? It's a bullshit fantasy world and i don't watch it to see realistic fights nor does anyone else in this planet, besides the prequels made way more sense introducing lightsaber forms and styles instead of just mindless swinging around, and the fight had zero emotion what are you talking about? You want a emotional fight without the "souless martial arts" go watch luke vs vader, not this piece of garbage.
@AnotherOne "Swords fights aren't elegant" OP's point was that Dooku's craft was amazing to watch, because Christopher Lee was a fencer. You missed that completely.
@AnotherOne nah the prequels suck balls, you are no genius for stating that, but the fact that they look good when being compared to disney wars is what people should be concerned about, from sucking to sucking at a cosmic level mate, besides all that riff raff about martial arts and shit, that is to be expected from the sci fi equivalent of shaolin monks/templars, the two main inspirations for jedi, one renowed for their martial arts mastery and meditation and the other for their fencing, if you didn't think that they would some day take this route then you are the dumb one, it makes a world of sense compared to just swinging around laser sticks like dumb kids, not even going to mention that the expanded universe and the entirety of the old republic era (some of the best star wars content in existence) makes use of these "lame martial arts" and i don't need to tell you how both of those are inmensly popular.
@AnotherOne also i will lose when I decide to lose, once these dumbfucks at disney finally sell star wars to someone mildly competent we will get a lot of these "lame martial arts" so i guess you won't be seeing any sw content for at least a decade, too bad so sad you better start watching star trek i guess
rian johnson plotwist: Rey is actually Luke and Leia's daughter, they got it on while Han wasn't looking, they could never stop thinking about that kiss on Hoth and they eventually gave into their urges. Their daughter had a condition where her mouth couldn't close properly so out of shame they dumped her ass on cheap Tatooine ripoff planet Jakku. *_eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd_*
Do you Know how to fly the millennium falcon "no" Do you know how to use a lightsabre "no lol" Do you know how to use the force "no lmao but I'm insanely good at all 3 of them"
She is not "good" at the saber fight - she makes a lot of wild swings and Ren wants to seduce her to the darkside. Admittedly, her calling on the force is a cliche - but then the force IS a cliche
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 buddy, every lightsaber fight in these new movies is purely wild swinging and crappy moves. Compared to the other characters that she fights against she is just as good, if not better than all of them. With zero training.
@@DavidJohnson-qe3mp LOL Go back to the ORIGINAL movie - the lightsaber battle was a complete joke. So no Last Jedi lightsaber scene remains pretty good.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 pretty good compared to the original seems like a shit excuse for bad choreography when the movie had a budget of 306 million dollars.
Even Anakin failed a lot of things, "the best pilot of the galaxy" almost killed his friend and master at the battle of coruscant, he got his ass kick and his hand chop multiple times.
Let's see: Is something that's considerably all powerful: CHECK Related to or linked to a character from the original work: CHECK ×7 Is perfect at anything, even if the experiences in film haven't established them well enough: CHECK Faces no consequences for their actions, almost as if the Universe's morality is centered around her: CHECK Everyone likes her: CHECK Anyone who doesn't like them is morally in the wrong in the established universe: CHECK Has no true character arc, to where the world is no different from their interactions with it, or they are no different from said interactions: CHECK Tragic backstory to explain why they have all this power or are the way they are: CHECK (Is the Daughter of a bum child of Palpatine who sold her for booze money, and waited for them to come back on a harsh planet for years(. Yep. That's some Grade A, pure 100% Mary Sue.
someone tried to compare neo harry and luke to rey lol to defend her critics as sexists lol....harry is not that good at magic he studies to be and it takes like 4 films for him to really be good at it and his parents placed a spell on him to protect him from Voldemort or books if you will as he ages he gets better cause he studies neo is a chosen one in a computer world of data he can break limits hes just that powerful its written into his character and luke literally sucks at everything for 2 movies....the person who wrote that is an idiot...they just don't understand mary sue I guess...gary stu is someone whose just strong cause...aka kylo ren...until they explain him more in last jedi he was a gary stu...thats fair...but we learn more about him...with rey its just shes a palpatine..but unlike with anakin and luke shes not a chosen one her parents were weak so why is she special?...she doesn't train for 2 movies ...seriously people stop over compensating....its ok to admit they ruined a female lead...it happens all the time...she sucks at acting she has no arc or character she has not story shes a mary sue to a tenth degree shes just there to sell merch to girls...and shes the main character which really sucks cause shes in it a lot
She manages to keep her hair in almost perfect condition despite having to cram it into a helmet, having to deal with desert sand winds, AND BEING A FUCKING ORPHAN SCAVENGER WITH LITTLE TO NO ACCESS TO SHOWER OR CLEANING PRODUCTS. No, her hair is gonna be ruffled to shit, tangled more than Hermaeus Mora's fucking pubic hair, and have sand shoved deeper in her hair than a fanboy's nose up JJ Abrams' ass!
Yep. SHe was such a smug you-know-what in the interviews. And then when there was bbacklash to the trilogy, she immediately jumped ship like a rat and pointed finger at others.
I just spent about 20 minutes watching a video that "Promotes racism, Anti Jew hate, sexist and makes fun of the disabled". I spent 20 minutes watching a review about some cartoon I never seen just because I wanted to see if the Verge/Vox/TYT etc was actually being honest. I thought I give these sites another try.. Well that was a waste of time.
But she was a Palpatine! Who was renowned for his ... piloting ...skillz...oh wait. He doesnt fly ever in 1-6. Rey does not only know how to fly it...she pulls off some of the best piloting since forever.
To be fair, for a passenger, flying a 747 would basically amount to: 1) Turn on autopilot; 2) Call for help on the radio; 3) Follow instructions 4) ??? 5) Land safely. ez.
@@neatandclean6346 dont forget when disney minimized the black guy on all their ads in china, and completely removed the lesbian kiss pander scene in the middle eastern release.
"Not feel like it's not....uh...inclusive" yep....that's what Star Wars needed diversity. A franchise that is built on different planets with different aliens and ecosystems needed a superficial idea of inclusion.
DemonicRemption Diversity is a superficial idea all together. In real life and in movies, it’s just pointlessly saying “Hey look, a black guy!” or “Hey look, a lesbian!”.
I don’t wanna be rude to Daisy Ridley, because she seems like a lovely woman, but her acting definitely needs some work. I feel like they just cast her for her looks.
After these Disney movies, I want to say to George Lucas. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to criticising the prequels. The prequels are masterpieces compared to TFA/TLJ.
then you're a fuckin idiot. TFA is not a bad film. Sure, TLJ is. This guy lies loads in this video. Watch Cosmonaut Variety Hour's video. Much more in depth and a more honest account of the film and the criticism ensuing.
Pericles the Statesman firstly he was a Star Wars fan, and how does not getting a ticket make him biased, that’s dumb. And even if he was all these things, I wouldn’t care, I agree with everything he says, it’s all logical, find something in that video and show me its wrong so we can have a discussion rather than blanketting the whole thing as biased in order to discount everything in it as if that affects the points being made.
@ Sam Worrall. What the hell are you talking about? What part of this video are lies? Just because you like TFA doesn't automatically make it a good movie. It is a horrible movie for all the things this video presented and so much more. Fool
I still don't understand why they're looking for Luke this entire time and they finally complete the map and are like, "Let's just send Chewie and this British girl we met yesterday, that sounds like the best course of action."
Sign your name on the dotted line and fight for our country instead of ranting about minorities since your such a true American go make the country better i know you wont though sad theres Minorities who are more American then you while you rant about them
Quik Brix One thing I'm worried about is the reveal of how Luke is related to Rey. It could literally be 'Rey, I am your father' If anything like that happens, the whole series will turn into a joke cos it will be a copy of the original trilogy. It makes me start to think that Star Wars should have just been left alone even though I was someone who begged for more
L2DaK2Dap first time I stumbled upon this "theory" I started laughing, because it's fucking ridiculous and hilarious, I thought it was just a joke... Now that I see this all the time, I'm actually worried that Disney does this shit
I just realized, this video is even more accurate than originally intended. The replace function joke about the script would've made "Luke Skywalker" into "Rey Skywalker", which is literally what JJ did
they should've just had her flying around through the air everywhere instead of walking as that would not have been that much more of a exaggeration of their character product. lol
I appreciate the meme aspect of the prequels, because even the biggest prequel fan has to admit that the dialogue is awful. But I also appreciate the underlying story of the prequel trilogy and the fact that George Lucas told the story he wanted to tell. It was an original story built off of timeless ideas -- the tragic fall of a hero and the fall of a republic into an empire -- and while it may not have needed to be done, it made Star Wars more of a wider, living, breathing universe, which is something I always appreciate in fiction. They seemed more genuine, like they were coming more from a place of love than corporate greed (just to what extent that's true is certainly open to interpretation). Were mistakes made? Did George go a bit far in a few places? Perhaps; he even admitted as much, which is more than what you'll get from J.J. Abrams or Rian Johnson. Say what you will about the prequels -- to each his own, I suppose -- but I ultimately have to agree with the assessment here. The prequels are far superior to the sequels, and even with all the warts, they still come off as more original and inspired than the sequels.
I dont get it - how is the Prequels dialogue any worse than the originals' dialogue? I dont get all the Prequel hate, except the jar jar part. Phantom Menace is the best movie in the series IMO. Only the final Revenge of the Sith is pretty weak and jumbled
Victor Poulsen Imperial credits are no good out here, I need something more real. I'm a -space jew- Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money
Phantom Menace is at least entertaining at points. and while the writing is terrible some of the acting is good (Liam Neeson) and it had a couple decent characters (Darth Maul). It wasn't very good but it doesn't need to be pushed under the rug.
car7000 I think that is what it will always be to people. The Star Wars that came out when you were a kid will always be the one you cherish. I think the new movies are crap but at least now I can understand where all the people who hated the prequels are coming from.
This pretty summed up all my impressions of the film. Like Arthur Conan Doyle said, "The author must resist the temptation, after the curtain is drawn and the story finished, to bring before the clamouring public the same protagonist again and yet again for repeated farewells until set upon by poverty of imagination.
What do you mean Rey is un normaly skilled its because her father jar jar binks gave her sith powers by holding her hand but she has father isues so she hated people holding her hand. Read the comics
Sad that I'm looking forward to seeing the E;R and Plinkett review more than the movie. I still haven't seen it but I know everything I need to know. Sounds like trash.
Agreed, though I would argue its only a tell for lazy Corporate Slop when it's at the forefront of marketing. 28 Days Later is diverse and good. This film prides itself on the diversity and prioritises it before story. You make an excellent point though.
And the OT had a ton of diversity just because George Lucas actually cared about having it. He actually thought about there being people of all races in the future, female politicians in leadership positions, etc. at a time when no one actually even asked for that
@@mississippiball1003 I already said what's wrong with it. It exposes the lazy motives of the creator. They want to promote their work through political activism rather than merit.
Wow, this film is actually pretty goddamn lazy, now that I think about it. I did like it the first time I saw it, but I guess I was blinded by nostalgia and hype.
Nah, it was pretty enjoyable. And it did everything it needed to. All the familiar SW shit is done. They covered all three original movies in one movie. And now we get to the new stuff. From what they are talking about, it's about to get alot darker.
Igor Ivanov I didn't realize that first part as largely as you explained. But I knew the last part lol. But once again. sorry for the misunderstanding.
Well I was hyped as hell, but already after seeing it the first time I was kind of disappointed, I could see it right away how SAFE they had played....and I party understand why they did so, cause they wanted to make 100% sure to please the fans of the old trilogy, instead of taking any risk of pissing off those fans again. But I, who didnt really hate the prequels with the same passion as others did (cause you know atleast Lucas DID try to bring some new stuff in them, some of did work, some of it not at all), but TFA played it so safe it felt outright boring in the end. Anyhow I really hope that the directors and scriptwriters of Episode 8 and 9 will be much more creative and take risks.
like, the prequels are enjoyable to watch with friends. Watching this is like watching a orphan with no legs try to play soccer while disney kicks the orphan towards the goal
The Farce Awakens is definitely worse than the prequels. Sadly, it's an amazing film compared the The Worst Jedi. Sure can't wait for Ep IX: The Final Failure... /eyeroll
@aviagamer it doesn't take a mastermind to figure out that Ep. 9 will be shit; and since I'm very late to this, I can say for sure that it was an abortion of a movie (what fucking shock). With how contrived and lazy TFA was, and with how utterly incompetent and fucked TLJ was, the logical throughline would be that TROS would be a bad movie as well. Sidenote, if this comment is just a troll, I'll dawn my clown shoes and rescind my statement.
I see the main difference in issues between prequels and the last trilogy is that Lucas' blunders with Jar Jar and co. did not interfere with the main elements of the story. In Force awakens the stupid stuff IS the main story and main characters.
You forgot how they captured a captain who gave shield codes immediately upon capture even though it'd mean immediate death and not to mention knowing the installations codes despite being only a captain.
Makes you wonder how many people wander around Empire bases with codes that disable everything. Maybe they could have threatened some personal aide and shut off all the guns as well? Having codes carried by minions that disables your huge fortress on the press of a button seems legit to me. Also the utter ease and convenience of finding the captain as soon as they step off their own ship is pretty impressive, so you know you are looking for one particular officer on a planet sized fortress, just land in a random place and take a short stroll and you´ll find the person! No stealth, investigation, hacking, accurate info needed!
Hatetriarchy Phasma is part of the triumvirate of the First Order. In her book its described how she would betray her own factions if it meant she could live. Which is why she left her tribal homeplanet to join the FO
Rey is the exact image of total apathy towards self betterment, development,hardwork,and personal battle.Through and through this shit she just gets things handed over to her on a silver platter and discovers powers she shouldn't have so easily access to without training,without hardship.
Anakin Skywalker, the most gifted force user ever had 10 FREAKING YEARS OF JEDI TRAINING and he still got his ass handed by a sith lord. Rey just doesn't make any sense in the sw universe.
Well I do take issue with the clones and storm troopers points, it's been known for a while before VII that Clonetroopers and Stormtroopers were not inherently the same. But then, even if that wasn't common knowledge, after the fall of the Galactic Empire, how would a renegade off-brand Empire-Wannabe have the funds to create clones again? Even with a connection to the new Republic Senate (seen in the Bloodlines book), it'd still be incredibly difficult to have that one senator fund an entire cloning campaign even if it was with the money of another person. That's my only issue though.
No movie is perfect. In my opinion TFA was good. But saying I like the movie doesn't mean I think it was perfect in every way. I can still like the movie knowing that there ARE bad points and things that don't quite add up. Like when Rey found the lightsaber I was like "OK. How the FUCK did they find that?"
Can't be any harder than creating a super weapon the size of an entire planet. Especially considering when the Empire had virtually all the resources in the Galaxy at their disposal it still took the Empire years to build a super-weapon just the size of a small moon.
Dude this universe basically has fucking magic in it and people are complaining about the realism of it. She heard voices and was drawn to the saber. She is force sensitive. See that took two uses of my brain to figure out, sorry if you don't have that capacity.
so rey's face is where bioware got the idea for mass effect andromedas animations
at least her face isnt tired
damn that comment is delicious
Bradknightable Andromeda's dev team=GUTTED BY EA
Bradknightable roasted
Bradknightable oh yes papi
J.J: "Can I copy your homework?"
George: "Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious"
" Di$ney refused to use George's ideas"
Wade Fucking Wilson
They refused to use his idea for sequel trillogy, and copied ANH instead
Honest Happy Hater And ANH was his idea soooooo yuuuuup they used his ideas
Bagels Are Donuts Without Ambition I don't think george would approve to this bullshit
audiosane Lucas should has sold it to a better company if sold it at all.
It's also interesting to note that in A New Hope, Han says about the Millenium Falcon: "I've made a lot of special modifications myself."
So even if Rey has completely stripped apart another Corellian freighter of this make, she should STILL be less familiar with the Falcon than Han is.
Maaa Reeeey Suuuu-
Later this year, on October 30th, 2022, it will be 10 years since Disney purchased Star Wars. They have systematically and completely obliterated the franchise beyond repair, it will NEVER return to its former glory, ever. It is ruined and destroyed forever. Disney could sell Star Wars back to George Lucas tomorrow and everything can be undone, Disney's crap can be made non-canon while the EU is brought back, that still wouldn't help Star Wars because the image, mythos, lore, etc. of Star Wars is gone forever because of everything Disney has crapped out the last decade. But, there are bigger fish to fry than some sci fi franchise.
@@TheAnonymousIndividualif they were capable of putting out season 1 and maybe 2 of the mandalorian around 2012 the hype for an episode 7 would have been absolutely unreal. Too bad they sunk the one chance to get the original squad back together on the screen. Now we're stuck watching Mando and ahsoka and bad batch (I mean tcw season 8) have to shoehorn in every single retcon imaginable to validate the existence of snoke and palatine's return via fortnite.
I'd say get rid of all of it but maybe keep rogue one and andor. Those ones were alright
What always bothered me about her getting Anakin's lightsaber is that she gets all these visions and stuff but she doesn't once feel that it slaughtered children and a bunch of jedi and an entire village of tusken raiders and who knows what else.
"This dagger has done terrible things".
And people wonder why I blame JJ more than Rian.
But wasn’t anakin slaughtering the Ruskin raiders a green lightsaber? So is the green lightsaber now blue somehow?
@@ultimate_capper3643 that was one of them, the others was with the blue one
@@ninjanibba4259 Yeah but when Anakin killed the Raiders, his lightsaber was green and I remembered that it was broken by Dooku (Or was it Obi wan's?)
@@ultimate_capper3643 Dookie did it
Two creatures that don't blink in Star Wars:
1. Ewoks
2. Rey
Vitor Antunes ಠ_ಠ Ewoks do blink sooo 🤷♀️
Daniel Lynn Not originally
Do Porgs blink ? You know those little shits that are like Ewoks all over ?
Vitor Antunes ಠ_ಠ not true, wiket blinks when he first meets Leia.
Vitor Antunes ಠ_ಠ LMAO
I love Daisy Ridley's acting. It reminds me npc from early 2000 video game. It makes me feel nostalgic.
At least those npcs could close their mouths.
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Oblivion Dialogue: The Dragonborn Awakens
Well, I love Daisy - its OK to just like a pretty girl
"stand back mr because I'm about to slash... All my prices"
"Mean people die very quickly down here " *Times 50*
"Your feeling's serve you well Obi Wan bat don't let them cloud your jadge Mant"
All these terribly delivered lines from a 2000 playstation game are burned in my memory. TFA? Umm "Reeeyyyy"
Rey’s face through the whole movie:
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U guys are so wrong the eyes were way wider
I was waiting to find this comment
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@@aleeef090 this is the most accurate since there is way more white to pupil seen in her eyes all the time
Watching back at this move I just realized something, the fact that somehow everyone forgot who Luke, Han and the force were, would essentially be like if ww2 was fought 30 years ago and no-one remembered who Churchill or FDR was
I know it more like 60 to 80 years, then they will teach kids how the CIS was fighting for capitalistic freedom and Racial equality among all worlds
Churchill and FDR fought for transgender rights and George Floyd... get on your knees if you disagree.
Churchill and Roosevelt sent millions of white christians to die to fight racists. (Ray Liotta laugh)
Ww2??????
Bad analogy
It’s been 3 years.
This video is still insanely rewatchable.
@@ZuluTheBee Unfortunately, Mauler won't be done with his TFA critique until like 2025 at this rate!
rian johnson plotwist: Rey is actually Luke and Leia's daughter, they got it on while Han wasn't looking, they could never stop thinking about that kiss on Hoth and they eventually gave into their urges. Their daughter had a condition where her mouth couldn't close properly so out of shame they dumped her ass on cheap Tatooine ripoff planet Jakku. *_eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd_*
I occasionally go on rewatch binges of E;R, i love these vids lol
Can’t wait till he does 9 lol
Can’t wait for the The cringe of skywalker to be out
"It didn't need to be redefined, it just needed to be brought back."
-The entire early 21st century film industry
When it comes to movies I like the 70s the best because that is some weird, wild, crazy shit right there. The only thing I like about Zionist is their art on acid stuff but I wish we were pissing in Israel's back yard and culture in order to create it, instead of the USA.
Torgrim Slayer Hollyweed*
Well, I think this movie did redefine the old ones in an aesthetic sense at least. The main point of this one is that it looks and feels like a Star Wars movie should given today's technology. It's setting the stage (hopefully) for a series of stronger and stronger Star Wars films to come.
I don't know what you think a Star Wars movie should feel or look like, but that was definitely not it. Far too much emphasis on the action, and the camera moved way too much. Far too many scenes in the movie looked like cutscenes from a video game as well.
Rogue One on the other hand, did a much better job of portraying what a Star Wars movie should look and feel like in this day and age. Not perfect mind you, but better.
KaptainSparta and not even a good video game cutscene.. they should have just taken The Old Republic and turned it into a film.. Now THERE'S a great storyline...
O_O = Mediocre acting
OoO = Mary Sue acting
O😉O = Good acting!
Are you sure it isn't Ma-Rey Suuuuuuuuuuuuueee acting?
()*() = casting couch
UwU = Me
Ogamra
I think it’s best if ya leave pal
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Sequels aren't canon to me
unless its a scene of grievous beating the crap out of rey for burrying the skywalker lightsabers
@@_Tzer he has risen from his grave still very crispy from wen he was burnt wen his organs conbusted wen he was shot
Isn't the mandolorian a sequel to the O.T.
@@frostwalker413 im pretty sure it is as seen by the storm troopers armor
Same
I dont like jj abrams. His films are coarse, rough. They get everywhere. Not like the prequels.
Cringe.
The prequels are soft...and beautiful...I love them...
I didn't know where this was going at first. I was pleased
Pope Goodvibes you know the jar jar is a sith theories. Well I think he came into our world and killed the Jedi by making movies called the last Jedi and TFA just think about it (JJ Abrams) JAR JAR ABRAMS!
They are corse and rough and irattating and they get every ware
Here's basically Finn's logic:
Day 1:
Day 2:
Day 23:
Day 56:
Day 89:
Day 100:
Day 157:
Day 289:
Day 390: OMG KILLING'S WRONG!!!!!!!!!
@@darthsideous4478 lol, last jedi lover
Anthony Decesare
It was the force awakens but k bro 👌🏽
@@darthsideous4478 nah mate, im saying you love bad films :)
Anthony Decesare
No you said last jedi
@@darthsideous4478 exactly,last jedi and force awakens are bad movies. And you love them :)
They can explain away all the coincidences with the force. It's almost a better plot device than the sonic screwdriver.
When you rush B just right I am a sonic screw driver
Or Nanomachines.
More like a Deus Ex Machina drill with a plot-hole bit.
When you rush B just right no they can't
Just like religion
*MWAHAHAHAHAHA*
This aged like the finest of wine
You even changed the video description back to Kylo being a Sith Apprentice
I tip my hat to you, good sir.
Yeah he did! 🤣 it’s fuckin awesome
This has aged so well lol
@Jimb0 they prbly came back to double down on their dislike because they couldnt come to terms with it
Josh Berg like fine wine.
E;R must be so smug right now XD
I don’t entirely agree, but for the most part, it did.
Ice Bough like fine wine
She looks like she's constantly confused, lost, scared and concerned?
she is? wouldn't you be in such a situation?
Lmao she literally lived on a desert planet her entire life and then within a few days was on multiple planets, being shot at, and fighting in shitty lightsaber duels.
pixel brat she’s sooooo pretty. I’m like a moth to a flame when it comes to her. But yeah. She’s the new Kristen Stewart
She looks like she's waiting for the next line of the script to tell her what to do.
Which would actually WORK if she weren't such a Mary Sue and was actually a novice.
"Mary Sue" is an outdated term, just say "Rey" and everyone will know what you mean.
Rey is a Rey
Why not "Rey Sue?"
Every term in writing is “out-dated”. If it makes you feel better the term was coined by woman and was named after the main character in the writing in question and has male counter part as well. The Gary-Stu.
Ma-Rey Sue
Simon Björkman LOL
The fact that some unknown men in the 70s can act better than trained “actors” in modern age and some nerdy guy can direct and write a story better than a multi-billion dollar corporation is just amazing
Name of song please that plays after bio degradable paper bag!
Direct? 🤣
@@arenring505 benny hill theme
@@arenring505 Darude - Sandstorm
This is what happens when greed replaces talent/passion. The great irony of this is that, had better actors and intelligent writers been brought aboard, TFA would have generated much more profit. The c-suite is so focused on making money that it makes less. They have no love for Star Wars; it’s simply a cash cow that they continue to milk dry to this day.
In 20 years, a 'Rey' will be used to describe a Mary Sue turned up to 11.
Yeah, that's a perfect modern example to more relatibly explain an older trope.
More like a couple months considering what TLJ did to the fanbase.
Honestly that is insulting to well written chracters named "Rey"
wait for captain marvel
Rey is fairly innofensive compared to some sues, who actively wreck stuff and get no comeuppance because sue. Rey is just kinda... There.
I'd love to see clone wars Count Dooku absolutely tear these two apart in lightsaber combat.
They're fighting like they're using clubs, and Dooku's style was so refined and elegant.
@AnotherOne better than an emo and a feminist stumbling around in the snow
@AnotherOne and what is star wars? It's a bullshit fantasy world and i don't watch it to see realistic fights nor does anyone else in this planet, besides the prequels made way more sense introducing lightsaber forms and styles instead of just mindless swinging around, and the fight had zero emotion what are you talking about? You want a emotional fight without the "souless martial arts" go watch luke vs vader, not this piece of garbage.
@AnotherOne "Swords fights aren't elegant"
OP's point was that Dooku's craft was amazing to watch, because Christopher Lee was a fencer. You missed that completely.
@AnotherOne nah the prequels suck balls, you are no genius for stating that, but the fact that they look good when being compared to disney wars is what people should be concerned about, from sucking to sucking at a cosmic level mate, besides all that riff raff about martial arts and shit, that is to be expected from the sci fi equivalent of shaolin monks/templars, the two main inspirations for jedi, one renowed for their martial arts mastery and meditation and the other for their fencing, if you didn't think that they would some day take this route then you are the dumb one, it makes a world of sense compared to just swinging around laser sticks like dumb kids, not even going to mention that the expanded universe and the entirety of the old republic era (some of the best star wars content in existence) makes use of these "lame martial arts" and i don't need to tell you how both of those are inmensly popular.
@AnotherOne also i will lose when I decide to lose, once these dumbfucks at disney finally sell star wars to someone mildly competent we will get a lot of these "lame martial arts" so i guess you won't be seeing any sw content for at least a decade, too bad so sad you better start watching star trek i guess
>the black man was a space janitor
is criminally underrated joke
And racist
@@mississippiball1003 were all nazis here
@@cfgcfh6350 yep
@@mississippiball1003 "AnD RaCIsT" Who cares?
@@БрухБрух-щ7и me dumbass
I forgot how stupid it was that Luke’s lightsaber was just in some random canteena
What the hell was that about. It also NEVER got explained lol
I'm absolutely shocked that they made this derivative garbage on purpose
Not to mention how it somehow gives a vision of some unrelated event far away lol
Daisy Ridley In every scene for no reason:
😬😬😬👀👀👀
Wow, it's almost as if she's the main character
Reese Murrow wow, it’s almost like Daisy Ridley can’t act to save her life
And doing crack all day.
Calm down - Kylo has several scenes by himself as do Poe and F - but yes she dominates in the last half.
@@reesemurrow7696 Wow, it's almost as if you can't fucking read
Legend says that Rey's mouth is still open to this day...
No they don’t because they’re not canon
rian johnson plotwist: Rey is actually Luke and Leia's daughter, they got it on while Han wasn't looking, they could never stop thinking about that kiss on Hoth and they eventually gave into their urges. Their daughter had a condition where her mouth couldn't close properly so out of shame they dumped her ass on cheap Tatooine ripoff planet Jakku. *_eXpEcTaTiOnS sUbVeRtEd_*
She related to kristen Stewart or mark Wahlberg?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Naruto
Do you Know how to fly the millennium falcon "no"
Do you know how to use a lightsabre "no lol"
Do you know how to use the force "no lmao but I'm insanely good at all 3 of them"
She is not "good" at the saber fight - she makes a lot of wild swings and Ren wants to seduce her to the darkside. Admittedly, her calling on the force is a cliche - but then the force IS a cliche
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 buddy, every lightsaber fight in these new movies is purely wild swinging and crappy moves. Compared to the other characters that she fights against she is just as good, if not better than all of them. With zero training.
@@DavidJohnson-qe3mp LOL Go back to the ORIGINAL movie - the lightsaber battle was a complete joke. So no Last Jedi lightsaber scene remains pretty good.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 pretty good compared to the original seems like a shit excuse for bad choreography when the movie had a budget of 306 million dollars.
@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 just looked it up budget was actually 200-317 million, oops
I hoped he would actually change his description to "Fuck you I was right"
Same lol
he did it
Rey is the literal definition of a Mary Sue character. She legitimately has everything handed to her because "Strong Female Lead"
And they didn't even try to prove us wrong in Ep8 and 9. She just continued being strong for no reason.
You mean Anakin. Luke's ok.
Even Anakin failed a lot of things, "the best pilot of the galaxy" almost killed his friend and master at the battle of coruscant, he got his ass kick and his hand chop multiple times.
Let's see:
Is something that's considerably all powerful: CHECK
Related to or linked to a character from the original work: CHECK ×7
Is perfect at anything, even if the experiences in film haven't established them well enough: CHECK
Faces no consequences for their actions, almost as if the Universe's morality is centered around her: CHECK
Everyone likes her: CHECK
Anyone who doesn't like them is morally in the wrong in the established universe: CHECK
Has no true character arc, to where the world is no different from their interactions with it, or they are no different from said interactions: CHECK
Tragic backstory to explain why they have all this power or are the way they are: CHECK (Is the Daughter of a bum child of Palpatine who sold her for booze money, and waited for them to come back on a harsh planet for years(.
Yep. That's some Grade A, pure 100% Mary Sue.
someone tried to compare neo harry and luke to rey lol to defend her critics as sexists lol....harry is not that good at magic he studies to be and it takes like 4 films for him to really be good at it and his parents placed a spell on him to protect him from Voldemort or books if you will as he ages he gets better cause he studies neo is a chosen one in a computer world of data he can break limits hes just that powerful its written into his character and luke literally sucks at everything for 2 movies....the person who wrote that is an idiot...they just don't understand mary sue I guess...gary stu is someone whose just strong cause...aka kylo ren...until they explain him more in last jedi he was a gary stu...thats fair...but we learn more about him...with rey its just shes a palpatine..but unlike with anakin and luke shes not a chosen one her parents were weak so why is she special?...she doesn't train for 2 movies ...seriously people stop over compensating....its ok to admit they ruined a female lead...it happens all the time...she sucks at acting she has no arc or character she has not story shes a mary sue to a tenth degree shes just there to sell merch to girls...and shes the main character which really sucks cause shes in it a lot
Also, I don't understand why a scavenger who has been scraping by her whole life on a desert planet has perfect teeth
I have worse teeth and I live in the suburbs
About 57 Apples lmfao
Perfect skin too, the desert would of wrecked her complexion.
Shouldn't said scavenger be tanned because of all the Sun Light?
because women aren't allowed to be flawed.... especially if they're the head character (she didn't even have armpit hair)
She manages to keep her hair in almost perfect condition despite having to cram it into a helmet, having to deal with desert sand winds, AND BEING A FUCKING ORPHAN SCAVENGER WITH LITTLE TO NO ACCESS TO SHOWER OR CLEANING PRODUCTS.
No, her hair is gonna be ruffled to shit, tangled more than Hermaeus Mora's fucking pubic hair, and have sand shoved deeper in her hair than a fanboy's nose up JJ Abrams' ass!
“Our diversity hire” messed things up XD, “diversity was our strength!”
Cringe.
no, not at all, it's extremely funny!
@@Enricobon76 It really isn't.
@@Dragonage2ftw that's because you have lost the ability to smile and laugh at things. If I'm not mistaken it's called "having a stick up the ass"
I thought that was a great scene edit
"Women represent half of the population so they should represent half of the film"
Not only that she got paid to say that, but she did it so proudly.
Yep. SHe was such a smug you-know-what in the interviews. And then when there was bbacklash to the trilogy, she immediately jumped ship like a rat and pointed finger at others.
My heart soars a little whenever E;R says, "MA-RAY SUUUUUUUUE" xD
Anime Sins
Lol cute except it’s not true
Yes she is. And you gotta deal with it.
@@humananonymous7927
But👏It👏Is👏
@@VunderGuy you gotta deal with it
E;R having legend of whorra flashbacks xD
Indeed.
Ma-Rey Sue: i’m the next Jedi and you have to deal with it
Borned a bender?
@Christy Robinson I've never read a statement more true than yours
@Klea Rusnim lol
I think I need to lie down for a second
Here cuz verge said not to be.
They and PewDiePie just gave him more popularity.
Max Zulu the verge are a bunch of twats. They’re wrong
Me too
#Me too
I just spent about 20 minutes watching a video that "Promotes racism, Anti Jew hate, sexist and makes fun of the disabled". I spent 20 minutes watching a review about some cartoon I never seen just because I wanted to see if the Verge/Vox/TYT etc was actually being honest. I thought I give these sites another try.. Well that was a waste of time.
Imagine getting into the cockpit of a 747 and being 'just able' to fly it having never flown before. Yeah, me neither...
But she was a Palpatine! Who was renowned for his ... piloting ...skillz...oh wait. He doesnt fly ever in 1-6.
Rey does not only know how to fly it...she pulls off some of the best piloting since forever.
Just bypass the compressor bro, everyone knows that obviously lol
To be fair, for a passenger, flying a 747 would basically amount to:
1) Turn on autopilot;
2) Call for help on the radio;
3) Follow instructions
4) ???
5) Land safely.
ez.
@@roadent217 you forgot that you have to BOYPAHHS THA CUMPRESSUH
Finn: You ever Fly this Thing?!?
Rey: No!
- *Millennial* Falcon’s Greatest Pilot.
3 second greatest*
I’m gonna assume Millennial Falcon was a purpose
You mean the Aluminum Falcon?
@@xarrison8274 good one
@@xarrison8274 I'll tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamame or Panda bear or whatever the hell her name was.
Finns whole character was to just yell "RRREEEYYYYYY"
He had a character in this movie but, now it got thanosed thanks to the other movies
killinglight67
He never had only for like what a few minutes?
Finn had character for about 5 minutes. Then he met Rey and he was thrown in the trash
Lol they added a black character just to have him constantly say "where da white woman at?".
And they said Disney got rid of their racist past
@@neatandclean6346 dont forget when disney minimized the black guy on all their ads in china, and completely removed the lesbian kiss pander scene in the middle eastern release.
"Not feel like it's not....uh...inclusive"
yep....that's what Star Wars needed diversity. A franchise that is built on different planets with different aliens and ecosystems needed a superficial idea of inclusion.
Get that ass banned
@The Nex Reviews
Nice to know I'm not the only one who knows superficial ideas of inclusion in a film when they see it.
DemonicRemption Diversity is a superficial idea all together. In real life and in movies, it’s just pointlessly saying “Hey look, a black guy!” or “Hey look, a lesbian!”.
@Millenial King your comment made zero sense.
@Millenial King you clearly don't know the difference between racism and pointing out unnecessary inclusiveness
I died when he edited in the “is it because I’m black?”
my mum thought it was the genuine line and I had to explain lol
@@ArnoldTohtFan Based mom
@@ArnoldTohtFan is your mum single?
@@ArnoldTohtFan yo
I NEVER noticed the bad acting on Rey until this video. I can never even watch that movie again. Although it's not like I want to
I swear everyone in this trilogy just stares and breathes violently 50% of the time
Unfortunately I noticed in my first and only viewing last year. It was just a prominent as her mouth hanging open.
I don’t wanna be rude to Daisy Ridley, because she seems like a lovely woman, but her acting definitely needs some work. I feel like they just cast her for her looks.
Same
@jijonbreak Did you finally manage to get your MLP plush doll to consent for sex with you?
After these Disney movies, I want to say to George Lucas. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to criticising the prequels. The prequels are masterpieces compared to TFA/TLJ.
then you're a fuckin idiot. TFA is not a bad film. Sure, TLJ is. This guy lies loads in this video. Watch Cosmonaut Variety Hour's video. Much more in depth and a more honest account of the film and the criticism ensuing.
Pericles the Statesman firstly he was a Star Wars fan, and how does not getting a ticket make him biased, that’s dumb. And even if he was all these things, I wouldn’t care, I agree with everything he says, it’s all logical, find something in that video and show me its wrong so we can have a discussion rather than blanketting the whole thing as biased in order to discount everything in it as if that affects the points being made.
Amos Hermens the new ones are shit and all but that’s giving old Georgey boy too much credit. The prequels will always be the worst.
@ Sam Worrall. What the hell are you talking about? What part of this video are lies? Just because you like TFA doesn't automatically make it a good movie. It is a horrible movie for all the things this video presented and so much more. Fool
@ Pericles the Statement You are probably right, good sir.
"My sides have gone into hyperspace"
I still don't understand why they're looking for Luke this entire time and they finally complete the map and are like, "Let's just send Chewie and this British girl we met yesterday, that sounds like the best course of action."
Pretty much any major character would've made more sense than Sue
Chewie literally going by himself makes more sense than sending Rey period.
N O W T H I S I S P O D R A C I N G
LucksmanGaming " tell that to kanja,club "
I L L T R Y S P I N N I N G T H A T S A G O O D T R I C K
"Who caresss??"
"Not 2billion dollars"
Lollll
You have to admit atleast the prequels had passion while the farce engorges is corporate repacking.
The prequels made with passion? Very funny.
And sweet sweet Violence
I enjoyed the prequals. I thought the story of Anakin was great.
the prequels were a good story handled mediocrely.
The Disney films are adverts.
prequels were brilliant for fuck's sake. You could call 4-6th episodes Star ADVENTURE and it would suit them more, duh.
I'm not a Mary Sue, I'm just a
*"strong and independent woman"*
Lol
Fix that damn door!
Stronk indahpendant wahman
"You remember me?!"
"Friendly Negro 218."
"Not anymore. The name is Finn, and I'm in charge now, Phasma, I'm in charge!"
“Just because I’m black” never fails to make me piss myself no matter how many times I re-watch this
That's because its so true!
Tired of being jewed “Real Americans”
@Tired of being jewed Actually white americans are european cosplayers, but i'll let it slide because you made me chuckle.
Of course that was the funniest part to you🤣
Sign your name on the dotted line and fight for our country instead of ranting about minorities since your such a true American go make the country better i know you wont though sad theres Minorities who are more American then you while you rant about them
This is better than the actual movie.
Natanel Arnson true
Everything is better than the actual movie.....
Yul Brynner the show got worse after where he stopped.
Thank you.
It took me 7 years to find this. And it aged well, like fine wine.
M'Rey ***tips storm trooper helmet vigorously*** 😉
**tipping intensifys**
Lonesome Doot M REY
Marry me
I was expecting a TH-cam Poop but instead I got the greatest review in the world.
Huh.
Same
Aksulisuli Cool
Nah, it's poop.
I expected it as well and got precisely what you said, it's why I subscribed just now.
FierceOcelot OK
I will not be surprised if The Last Jedi starts with big first order walkers on an ice planet
Quik Brix One thing I'm worried about is the reveal of how Luke is related to Rey. It could literally be 'Rey, I am your father' If anything like that happens, the whole series will turn into a joke cos it will be a copy of the original trilogy. It makes me start to think that Star Wars should have just been left alone even though I was someone who begged for more
Its actually going to be Rey is Luke's father. She is a reincarnation of Anakin who was just another person in the line of chosen ones of the force.
L2DaK2Dap first time I stumbled upon this "theory" I started laughing, because it's fucking ridiculous and hilarious, I thought it was just a joke... Now that I see this all the time, I'm actually worried that Disney does this shit
First Order walkers? Now I want to know what they'd look like.
Quik Brix I wouldn't be surprised if in the 9th movie they blow up another Star Killer.
I just realized, this video is even more accurate than originally intended. The replace function joke about the script would've made "Luke Skywalker" into "Rey Skywalker", which is literally what JJ did
Daisy Ridley is “girl power” incarnate. Every scene she’s in makes me think
Mary Sue *INTENSIFIES*
they should've just had her flying around through the air everywhere instead of walking as that would not have been that much more of a exaggeration of their character product. lol
I appreciate the meme aspect of the prequels, because even the biggest prequel fan has to admit that the dialogue is awful. But I also appreciate the underlying story of the prequel trilogy and the fact that George Lucas told the story he wanted to tell. It was an original story built off of timeless ideas -- the tragic fall of a hero and the fall of a republic into an empire -- and while it may not have needed to be done, it made Star Wars more of a wider, living, breathing universe, which is something I always appreciate in fiction. They seemed more genuine, like they were coming more from a place of love than corporate greed (just to what extent that's true is certainly open to interpretation). Were mistakes made? Did George go a bit far in a few places? Perhaps; he even admitted as much, which is more than what you'll get from J.J. Abrams or Rian Johnson. Say what you will about the prequels -- to each his own, I suppose -- but I ultimately have to agree with the assessment here. The prequels are far superior to the sequels, and even with all the warts, they still come off as more original and inspired than the sequels.
I loved the prequals. If George was greedy he wouldn't have spread them out so far at all.
Yeah, the prequels are fun. Well, most of it...
*I don't like sand.*
I dont get it - how is the Prequels dialogue any worse than the originals' dialogue?
I dont get all the Prequel hate, except the jar jar part. Phantom Menace is the best movie in the series IMO. Only the final Revenge of the Sith is pretty weak and jumbled
@@danielmatos644 The prequels are awesome, great story great dialog, don't listen to the hate.
@wespozo DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
SamS
Wanna buy some death sticks?
Honest Happy Hater Will republic credits do...or only money?
*_I AM THE SENATE_*
Honest Happy Hater *waves hands* ou will accept galactic Empire coins
Victor Poulsen
Imperial credits are no good out here, I need something more real.
I'm a -space jew- Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money
Came back to see if E;R really edited the description.
But he didn't change it in the way he showed us in the Comedy of Darth Reygusis.
Wow, Even Shimano hates the Sequels, my opinion of you has been raised
@@John-Stark Shimano may be a ruthless Yakuza family leader, but he knows a bad film when he sees one.
at least phantom menace was original
Khai N. I don't hate it that much, perhaps is part of that stuff you grew up with you can't really hate, nowdays I just think it's a bit boring
Phantom Menace is at least entertaining at points. and while the writing is terrible some of the acting is good (Liam Neeson) and it had a couple decent characters (Darth Maul). It wasn't very good but it doesn't need to be pushed under the rug.
Rosseriah the plot really isn't that hard to follow as well
car7000 I think that is what it will always be to people. The Star Wars that came out when you were a kid will always be the one you cherish. I think the new movies are crap but at least now I can understand where all the people who hated the prequels are coming from.
At least Kotor I-II was fucking good
She went to the same school of acting as Emma Watson
don't forget Keira Knightly (sp)
Don't forget Kristen Stewart as well.
But Emma Watson is a good actor.
that is the point.
Wormwood that explains it
So many "fans" hate seeing this because it's sooooo true. . .
The two stotmtroopers just tuning arround when they hear Emo Ren throwing a tantrum are probably the most relatable Characters in the Sequel trilogy
How dare you, the prequels brought us "do it" "hello there" and so much more. The prequels was a masterpiece
Hello there.....
And how op Obi-wan is with high ground.
What is "hello there" from?
@@spoonman73 One of the prequels, I think the second one.
@@spoonman73 when Obi Wan encounters general Grievous in the third prequel he literally says "Hello there", just because he is a badass.
Love the prequels, love the originals, sequels are non Canon to me
^
Agreed
@Lee agreed
I like this one
I agree competently
why do they keep saying it’s luke’s lightsaber, it’s anakins
Ok
Yes yes
It was Luke's first lightsaber, god knows what happened to the one Luke built for himself
big clover I’ll tell ya what; it definitely ain’t rey’s
You’re gonna be really mad when you see the glass case with Ani’s lightsaber in it and a sign on it that says “Rey’s Lightsaber”.
Rey: "14 PARSECS?!"
Hol up
Me: *watches A New Hope*
Han: "Less than 12 parsecs."
Me: KATHLEEN KENNEDY HASN'T SEEN A NEW HOPE
Doesn't Han correct her in the movie?
@@HerohammerStudios he does do that
This pretty summed up all my impressions of the film. Like Arthur Conan Doyle said, "The author must resist the temptation, after the curtain is drawn and the story finished, to bring before the clamouring public the same protagonist again and yet again for repeated farewells until set upon by poverty of imagination.
Doyle knew that from experience. :P
Not to mention that Arthur Conan Doyle was fucking awesome.
Can't wait for The Last Jedi Review, gonna be very interesting what you have to say.
He does this in his free time, I honestly doubt he'll make one.
We can hope.
He HAS to
Niko Bellic I cant wait for him to take a massive steamy dump all over it and absolutely shred it to pieces.
Will be better than the Plinkett review, as is this video.
What do you mean Rey is un normaly skilled its because her father jar jar binks gave her sith powers by holding her hand but she has father isues so she hated people holding her hand. Read the comics
There's so much legit in this comment i'm not even blind
I love the comic where Jar Jar's dad kills himself so he doesn't have to be his father lol
>win a war
>rewrite history to omit certain facts
what did jj mean by this?
I wonder what gem gem meant..
Omg, E;R, you're going to have a field day with The Last Jedi
Sad that I'm looking forward to seeing the E;R and Plinkett review more than the movie.
I still haven't seen it but I know everything I need to know. Sounds like trash.
Darth Plagueis plinketts own is out
Attah Chijioke what's an own?
Darth Plagueis
SHEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP
Jump on that bandwagon and let others decide your opinions
You mean like the people did with the Force Awakens or the prequels, Jenkins?
"Diversity" is a tell for lazy corporate slop. Nobody with passion ever utters the word "Diversity" when discussing their project.
"global solutions" "connections" "corporate unity" "diversity" "empowerment" "synergy"
Agreed, though I would argue its only a tell for lazy Corporate Slop when it's at the forefront of marketing. 28 Days Later is diverse and good. This film prides itself on the diversity and prioritises it before story.
You make an excellent point though.
And the OT had a ton of diversity just because George Lucas actually cared about having it. He actually thought about there being people of all races in the future, female politicians in leadership positions, etc. at a time when no one actually even asked for that
What's wrong with diversity
@@mississippiball1003 I already said what's wrong with it. It exposes the lazy motives of the creator. They want to promote their work through political activism rather than merit.
Wow, this film is actually pretty goddamn lazy, now that I think about it. I did like it the first time I saw it, but I guess I was blinded by nostalgia and hype.
Nah, it was pretty enjoyable. And it did everything it needed to. All the familiar SW shit is done. They covered all three original movies in one movie. And now we get to the new stuff. From what they are talking about, it's about to get alot darker.
+daikaijugamer U ate too many member berries fam.
Maceta Oh I membeeeerrrr
Igor Ivanov
I didn't realize that first part as largely as you explained. But I knew the last part lol. But once again. sorry for the misunderstanding.
Well I was hyped as hell, but already after seeing it the first time I was kind of disappointed, I could see it right away how SAFE they had played....and I party understand why they did so, cause they wanted to make 100% sure to please the fans of the old trilogy, instead of taking any risk of pissing off those fans again. But I, who didnt really hate the prequels with the same passion as others did (cause you know atleast Lucas DID try to bring some new stuff in them, some of did work, some of it not at all), but TFA played it so safe it felt outright boring in the end.
Anyhow I really hope that the directors and scriptwriters of Episode 8 and 9 will be much more creative and take risks.
Why so many dislikes, this video is accurate af
Good question
FoR aNoThEr TiMe
@@pegasus_2137 lol, sequel trilogy in a nutshell
@@RUB13 I'd call that: blatant jokes.
@@RUB13 doesn't mean it's serious and genuine
@@RUB13 Pro tip: Actual racists and fascists are not making Star Wars movie reviews or playing videogames.
Did somebody say MARY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
Gay Cat In A Very Gay Hat Ma-Rey SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE 😂😂
*_MA’REY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUmbody once told me..._*
Ok So Basically I’m Rigby I’M DONE 😂
I think we should just call Mary Sue characters "Reys" from now on. She's like the epitome of Mary Sue.
I'm all for that.
What about captain marvel tho
Nah don't compare Marvel (Larson) to Rey (Ridley) because Ridley is a charismatic likable actress who can put on a good performance
Albert The Peacock fair enough
@Christopher Marlowe she played in other shows/movies which she did...okay in. Not great. But okay.
At least the prequels had original ideas.
Indeed.
excellent original ideas, but not too good executed
They did. But mostly shit ideas
@@lucyland0679 I think you're confusing shit idea with shit execution.
like, the prequels are enjoyable to watch with friends. Watching this is like watching a orphan with no legs try to play soccer while disney kicks the orphan towards the goal
THE MADMAN DID IT. HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
What was he right about?
@@wuwei473 That Kylo was a Sith apprentice.
He was right about this whole trilogy being bad too
That's it. That was the best Downfall parody in existence. You did it. They can stop now. That was literally the best fucking thing I've ever seen.
The Farce Awakens is definitely worse than the prequels. Sadly, it's an amazing film compared the The Worst Jedi. Sure can't wait for Ep IX: The Final Failure... /eyeroll
I already thrilled to never watch it!
Unfortunatly, myself and my friend already vowed to watch it, if only to see how bad it is compared to 'The Worst Jedi'
@@ultimatedestroyer338darkwi5 please don't give them your money bro
@aviagamer it doesn't take a mastermind to figure out that Ep. 9 will be shit; and since I'm very late to this, I can say for sure that it was an abortion of a movie (what fucking shock). With how contrived and lazy TFA was, and with how utterly incompetent and fucked TLJ was, the logical throughline would be that TROS would be a bad movie as well.
Sidenote, if this comment is just a troll, I'll dawn my clown shoes and rescind my statement.
Episode 9 is AWFUL. Jar Jar Binks would have written a better movie.
*"Reycist"*
Lalatina crap animator i think white females are below black males in the progressive stack unless they are lgbt
Imagine a black, female, lesbian, transgender, muslim immigrant who identifies as a gun-free zone.
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NoFriendLikeJesus according to feminism this “woman” is living something worse than hell
Yes
Every single criticism of this movie holds up well and still rings true to this day lmao
I see the main difference in issues between prequels and the last trilogy is that Lucas' blunders with Jar Jar and co. did not interfere with the main elements of the story. In Force awakens the stupid stuff IS the main story and main characters.
Holy shit, I remember this video. Didn't realize I watched you before pewd shouted you out.
holy fak! same shit here
He didn't used to be somebody.
How could you not? Though actually I didn't watch his shout out reel, just found out later when idiots started whining.
NaZi
lol yeah me too
What if JJ stands for Jar Jar?
Google made me do it what if I told you, that meme is really old (Jar Jar Abrams).
musashi939 well no shit the movie was made 2 years ago
Hahaha!
JarJar Brams
It kind of is, since so many memes have been made about it!
The madman really did change the description what a legend.
Scrapyard Dragon what do you mean?
I wish he switched to the one in the video. The one along the lines of "I WAS FUCKING RIGHT"
You forgot how they captured a captain who gave shield codes immediately upon capture even though it'd mean immediate death and not to mention knowing the installations codes despite being only a captain.
Hatetriarchy yeh lol "I'll give ya the codes so you can blow me up on this ice rock
Makes you wonder how many people wander around Empire bases with codes that disable everything. Maybe they could have threatened some personal aide and shut off all the guns as well? Having codes carried by minions that disables your huge fortress on the press of a button seems legit to me. Also the utter ease and convenience of finding the captain as soon as they step off their own ship is pretty impressive, so you know you are looking for one particular officer on a planet sized fortress, just land in a random place and take a short stroll and you´ll find the person! No stealth, investigation, hacking, accurate info needed!
Hatetriarchy Phasma is part of the triumvirate of the First Order. In her book its described how she would betray her own factions if it meant she could live. Which is why she left her tribal homeplanet to join the FO
I dont know why they didnt just torture rey like physically
because she's a girl and it'd be mean
Because disney
Oh, like you mean they did to Poe, earlier in that very film?
Or use the interrogation droids
Are u some guy with mustache?
Rey is the exact image of total apathy towards self betterment, development,hardwork,and personal battle.Through and through this shit she just gets things handed over to her on a silver platter and discovers powers she shouldn't have so easily access to without training,without hardship.
Anakin Skywalker, the most gifted force user ever had 10 FREAKING YEARS OF JEDI TRAINING and he still got his ass handed by a sith lord.
Rey just doesn't make any sense in the sw universe.
Gen Z in a nutshell.
So, your typical entitled SJW?
That's the modern ideal citizen
My boss once told me if you aren't pissing off someone, you aren't doing your job. That healthy dislike ratio confirms that statement imo.
Sorry asking nearly one year later, but what's your job?
@@vanbaguette7368 pissing off someone
Well this video no longer has any dislikes so everyone agrees with it
@@justinduck2953 I came here to also lament the loss of the ratio
@@justinduck2953 TH-cam removes them. My 'show dislikes' add on currently has it at 120,305/22,561
9:36 Star Wars: Divorce Awakens
Matthew Williamson heh
her acting reminds me of Emma Watson
I feel like her acting is more like Natalie Portman's. Both of them can be very good actress at times, but not consistently.
She reminds me of Kristen Stewart (from the Twilight movies). They're both slack-jawed mouth-breathers.
She reminds me of sasha grey
Wormwood She reminds me mareysue.
Correct me if im wrong, but did they not go to the same acting school?
is it because I'm black
TGF bro
and gay
No, it's because you're urban, call when you embrace your inner Uncle Tom, also, maybe don't aim so well
How old is that pepe meme bro. Where's your bleach one
And a janitor.
It's hilarious how the first black guy we see in the movie immediately commits treason, murder and grand theft auto all in the span of ~1 hour.
Not even three minutes in....
Pure. Fucking. Gold...
As much as I liked Episode VII...I can't actually argue against these points. Good job.
Aaaaand you brought out the Binks. Nah, I'm good.
Well I do take issue with the clones and storm troopers points, it's been known for a while before VII that Clonetroopers and Stormtroopers were not inherently the same. But then, even if that wasn't common knowledge, after the fall of the Galactic Empire, how would a renegade off-brand Empire-Wannabe have the funds to create clones again?
Even with a connection to the new Republic Senate (seen in the Bloodlines book), it'd still be incredibly difficult to have that one senator fund an entire cloning campaign even if it was with the money of another person.
That's my only issue though.
No movie is perfect. In my opinion TFA was good. But saying I like the movie doesn't mean I think it was perfect in every way. I can still like the movie knowing that there ARE bad points and things that don't quite add up. Like when Rey found the lightsaber I was like "OK. How the FUCK did they find that?"
Can't be any harder than creating a super weapon the size of an entire planet. Especially considering when the Empire had virtually all the resources in the Galaxy at their disposal it still took the Empire years to build a super-weapon just the size of a small moon.
Dude this universe basically has fucking magic in it and people are complaining about the realism of it. She heard voices and was drawn to the saber. She is force sensitive. See that took two uses of my brain to figure out, sorry if you don't have that capacity.
Episode 9999999999999999: The force finally takes a nap
Connor Brown episode 10000000000000000: the force wakes up to get some juice
More like "Take a Piss".