Well, ever since that day he got cooked the smell of morning bacon right before you go to work and Mustafar have become inseparable in his subconscious.
I have been watching Star Wars since I was 3 years old. I watched all of the original films before the prequels, but I like the prequels more. They had way cooler LEGO sets and the art style of the grand army of the republic was so cool.
It’s hilarious because the Empire’s Grand Admiral, top tactician, and defacto leader (EU) is Thrawn, a Chiss, literally a fucking alien from the unknown regions.
@@marth5936 Yeah, but he didn’t have nearly as much power after the empire’s collapse in canon. That we know of yet. All we know is him and Ezra are in the unknown regions, and that somehow the Magistrate serves him.
@@Chinchilla2310 correct me if i'm wrong, i haven't checked my lore in a while and i'm going by old republic rules, but aren't the chiss basically the only alien race the empire regards ALMOST as equals?
SpyengoEen That is why we should encourage white and Gem actresses to keep “empowering” black and brown people in Hollywood, because brown people hate them as much we do. They think black and brown women are their fellow feminists, which is good for us. That Cortez bitch even talked about how the Gems stole the Palestinians’ land and put her shoes in a Holocaust museum, which makes her the best post-Kennedy Democrat by default.
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 Just the white actresses? Your brown and black actresses/actors are equally narcissistic and supremacist of their own race, especially blacks.
Feminists: complain about female characters with stereotypes and tropes, no angency, etc. Feminists: Tries to make a “strong female character(tm)”, and just makes a generic woman that has the same failings as the female characters they complain about.
You know how to REALLY subvert the expectations of a star wars fan watching a main movie? Have a stormtrooper actually kill a main character. Now wouldn't that be interesting?
@@thepowerofsand6180 exactly, i was explaining to my girl the difference between rey and the mandolorian shock trooper, that girl looks like she could knock you out, rey on the other hand should been beaten immediately by just about anyone including the females surrounding her. Strong woman for the sake of strong woman doesn't make sense.
I don't hate the prequels. They were fun, although not masterpieces. They shed some light on the story and best of all, they gave us endless meme content.
I grew up with the originals when I was extremely young (6-7), they seemed legendary and when the prequels released they were instantly masterpieces to me. and I loved Jar Jar
Yeah, but, they made vader go from the ultimate space nazi "tho shalt not fucketh with me" badass to nothing more than the worlds most dangerous autist.
well ewoks killing storm troopers with rocks and spears was pretty retarded too. In canon it is explained. Nn theory ewoks are basically wookies in miniature and they're supposed to be "really strong", but it still doesn't explain the at-te getting crushed between two logs XD
xD in my head, i don't count the force awakens as star wars. And no, i don't really hate jar jar, in reality i loved that theory that was floating around about him being a sith lord jaja.
That's how Douglas Adams would advertise his later Hitchiker books. "Mostly Harmless" was advertised as the fifth book in the Hitchiker's trilogy. I'm not trying to make a point to this. It's just a subjectively fun fact.
@@Shrapnel57 Clones age twice as fast as normal humans, by the time of ESB they were already entering their 50s and the 501st journal clone even says himself that after Hoth, Sidious decided to drop them in favor of newbies recluted by the Empire since that period, so Vader's first/the 501st doesnt exist anymore by the time ROTJ happens, what we see in Endor is a bunch of inexperienced troops failing to understand or comprehend the simpliest of tactics and traps and having the same troubles as the US troops did in Vietnam: Lack of knowledge of the area Only a handful of scout troopers were on Endor and most of the stormtroopers were at the base or guarding, not exploring So no, the 501st never got its ass kicked by Ewoks, the 501st was pretty much a bunch of corpses at the time
Won't happen. The Jews at Disney would never want the audience to view the Nazis (Empire) as the good guys. Hence why the campaign of Battlefield 2 sucked so much dick.
Or maybe one from the preceptive of the sith. A story about Darth Talon would line up nicely with the gimmick they're going for, without destroying the past.
They should've made the sequel trilogy in place of the prequel trilogy. It probably would've turned out so much better, plus the original cast would've had the chance to actually shine. It's all just a mess.
Collins Ongaya That's a misquote. I just saw Attack of the Clones the other day because why not, and you completely misquoted his line. Also, the prequels only really had bad dialogue between the Anakin and Padme cringe scenes. Rogue One on the other hand was just boring garbage with characters I didn't care for and was glad were killed, and probably had the worst dialogue/script in the whole franchise. Attack of the Clones was okay, bad dialogue, mediocre acting and some cheesy fight scenes, especially the Obi Wan and Jango fight. But I have to say, the beginning of the movie was pretty great (Anakin and Obi Wan chasing after Zam Wessel). Always loved that chase sequence as a kid.
Luke Skywalker Dies In The Last Jedi the chase sequence was great. Force awakens sucks. Rogue shitted on FA by a long shot. Chirrut and his buddy were very likable in my opinion. Jyn Erso had the shittiest lines all too herself. Here's the rest of anakin's quote. I shortened it before, but the full version is just as bad. " I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." Force Awakens had the shittiest script in my opinion. The biggest issue with Rogue One is how the team just come together to get the DS plans. Then again, the mere fact it's made by Disney is enough to garner many people's hatred alone.
@@franzosisch5965 - I'm not sure how you expect me to reply when you wrote, 'you racist and statistics(sic)'. If you were being facetious, a little indication would have been appreciated.
I actually liked Rogue One. Disney finally grew the balls to kill off droves of main characters if the main characters were in a situation which they absolutely couldn't survive. In addition, watching Vader butcher Rebel Scum was so satisfying, as it's something I've been hoping to see since I first saw ANH. In addition, Rogue One was its own thing as opposed to the shitty ANH fanfiction that TFA was. I kind of view Rogue One as a grimdark penance for Disney's sins in Star Wars Rebels seasons 1 and 2.
Clay Pidgeon well they're not consistent in killing off characters in fire circumstances like the already shown scenes of storm troopers missing dozens of shots at the fleeing heros down a linear corridor and also that chinese guy slowly walking through a blaster storm unscathed to turn on that device or whatever was corny lol
@Caffeinated Wizard So you are saying that because the trandoshan enslaved wookies the empire is not a human supremacist organization. Even tho they replaced everyone they could with humans and most of their ranks are filled with humans on purpose. Hmmm, makes sense.
>Yes, that glaring weakness of the Baby Starkiller in New Hope was apparently deliberate I cannot for the life of me fathom why people insist on calling this flaw "glaring", "huge" or "obvious". It is, in fact, anything but. It's a 1-meter-sided square hole on a space station the size of a planetoid. It would be a hard shot to make with a regular-sized space station, let alone the biggest that galaxy has ever seen. In the scale of space, one meter is practically nothing. And it just happens to be located at the end of a canyon that is chock-full of blaster turrets, so if Darth Vader and his TIE squad won't finish you off, the turrets will. AND you need to hit it under a very precise angle, otherwise the torpedo will hit the sides of the ventilation shaft and won't reach the reactor - which is happened when the first guy managed to take a shot before Luke - so the angle is so precise and improbable, the targeting computers won't help you. AND they only learnt of this, in hindsight, pretty insignificant flaw, by analyzing the plans. Tarkin was actually quite correct in his assumption that the rebels are done for; the entire thing was a desperation attack and they only managed to win because Luke used the Force to help him aim. Otherwise, Yavin IV would be toast. So this retcon in Rogue One is actually really stupid.
this exactly. All those comments like "hur dur why would a Sith Lord choose to reside in an area that fuels his hatred hur dur" make me wanna sh**t up a m*vie theater
It's the nuanced perspective of modern Feminism. If she chooses to dress that way it's freedom and empowering. If a director makes them dress that way to fit a movie character, it's sexist and disparaging, even if it's true to life. This is how children think and behave, that an idea is only good if THEY came up with it and chose to do it. If their parents made them then it's immediately aweful and some sort of control or punishment.
The whole of the Star Wars saga (1-6) was about Anakin´s fall to the dark side and later redemption at the hands of his son... Now you have nothing about it, the sequels are just too bland to fit in the overall story, added to the fact that they do not offer anything unique.
But that what was filmed, produced and released - we went with it and had fun, The Original Trilogy is not without faults also, no film perfect... The Prequels have at least redeeming value and Vader's story to tell even if it wasn't intended in the first place. What has the sequels got? What story is it trying to tell? Legacy of Luke or the Jedi? They're both dead. The Solo family troubles? Kylo's story isn't fully fleshed: no backstory as foundation and he's not even the protagonist. All is left is bland empty Rey and I have never heard anyone liked her other than for superficial reasons.
Edrane Granne I personally believe you’re right 1-6 is the story of Anakin and his son the line of Skywalkers it should’ve ended there tho they could’ve continued making Luke a villain and repeat what happened to his father with a different twist to mirror his father
I remember reading somewhere that it was to channel his hatred and help trigger the dark side in him(though I guess if that was the point it would have been a huge sand fortress)
A live action remake AND an animated sequel. So we will get both a boring live action remake and a subpar sequel, so we can't expect a movie filled with bad cgi and a dark color pallet and an animated sequel that can barely surpass the original.
I work at a Walmart and a Target, and I will tell you that 80+ percent of females aged ALIVE to STILL BREATHING wear fucking hot pants, or WAY MORE COMMONLY yoga pants. This includes all shapes sizes creeds and levels of attractiveness. I spend half my day wondering if it is illegal to be staring at a particular female due to consent laws and the other half wishing overweight overaged unattractive women would put some real clothes on.
Worked at a grocery store, can confirm. Literally every female aged 14-50 has at least one pair of yoga pants they wear on a weekly basis. And most women who wear yoga pants in public have absolutely no business doing so.
Felicity Jones only started getting prominent roles recently almost as a strike of luck. Before that, she only got small parts in British dramas or idie films. She's already past 30, so her shelf life as a Hollywood actress won't last much longer. I get the feeling that she doesn't really believe all of that crap she spouts, she's only virtue signalling loudly in a desperate attempt to get into producer's good graces and squeeze out as many parts as she can out of her 15 minute window while it lasts. I've loved her acting since "The Invisible Woman", and she was adorable in "The Theory of Everything" and "A Monster Calls". Hell, even her only significant scene in "True Story" was memorable. But yeah, reading her recent interviews makes me facepalm so hard it's embarrassing.
Being hit with a stick is the *one time* having helmets should actually help the troopers at all. I mean, ideally, the armors should be more than a uniform to begin with but since we all know they're literally useless and apparently also hinders practical motion canonically, we'll skip that point.
Listening to your rant on the originals and the prequels; I remembered that when I last re-watched the originals I realized the genius of the original story. To the younger audience it was a coming-of-age story(Luke), but to the older audience, it was a redemption story (Vader).
Not really genius though. Those stories are as old as stories themselves. They are archetypal, thus resonate with audiences very well, and make for a good story. Not original, just decently done with a cool scifi twist.
Lucas basically took concepts from ancient mythology and archetypal stories and crafted a modern myth set in a sci-fi universe. That's why the stories have such a broad appeal, you can get attached to certain characters and plot lines no matter who you are. The stories are meant to teach people how to live in real life which is why all of the characters have significant arcs.
The prequels are a much better idea than they are movies. The Chosen One was snubbed because the Jedis were too cautious, allowing Palpatine to create Vader. That's neat. What isn't neat is boring tax wars and Anakin being the angstiest young man in the galaxy. Even if Clone Wars or some other non-movie media justifies Obi Wan, Anakin and Padme being venerated war heroes. It certainly doesn't come out that way in Revenge of the Sith. Anakin, Padme and Obi are disconnected shmucks who end up in the same tragedy and pass on all their responsibilities to Luke. The prequels and The Last Jedi tried so hard to bring the "flawed Jedi" idea into the main movie continuity, they just never did it right.
It wasn't even needed, and look where Disney have taken Star Wars. Honestly, as much as I like the prequels, they weren't needed either, and 1983 should have been the end of the whole thing.
I mean, Solo was fun. Unnecessary, but it was, y'know, Star Wars. It had personality. Maul being in it was dumb, and getting his name from an Inperial officer was unrealistic, but it's just fun.
Peace is a lie. There is only Passion. Through Passion I gain Strength. Through Strength I gain Power. Through Power I gain Victory. Through Victory my chains are Broken. The Force shall free me. If you consider the Sith code, Vader building his castle on the spot where he was barbecued, enrages him with anger, which is a strong emotional feeling, and makes him stronger, is not that bad of a choice
That ending was a brilliant summary of Star Wars these days. Only could have been better if it mentioned how much Lucas' involvement is extremely overstated.
The ending with Darth Vader had so much promise. But it might as well have been Darth Vader Lvl 100 vs Generic Cardboard Cutouts canon fodder Lvl 1. Would have been much better for a battle between the Rogue One team & Vader. We have the plans, we have to transmit then, hopefully someone will intercept them (Where are those transmissions you intercepted). Vader appears. Jyn Erso, "Rogue One & you canon fodder guys we have to stop him to allow time for the transmission to be picked up by someone". The band of misfits who have been kicking arse as they have "a very particular set of skills. Skills we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you", think they can stop Vader. Then Vader just cuts them down like a hot knife through butter. Chirrut "i am one with...." cut down without so much as a how do you do. They will known the true power of the darkside. Jyn & Cassian die thinking they have not succeeded. But, no. He slowly walks towards the Generic Cardboard Cutouts taking them out one at a time. Maybe Vader had a plan all along. Allow the plans to be taken. Allow the Death Star to be destroyed. Allow Luke to become powerful. Have Luke kill the emperor. Rule the gaxlay as father & son.
Honestly the movie was kinda shitty, I ended up not caring about the story so much and watching Vader just murder people was rather satisfying. I'd honestly wish the Star Wars movies would have more lightsaber fights, or Sith/Jedi just destroying normal guys, like the cinematic cutscenes of The Old Republic, those were pretty awesome.
Adrijana Radosevic Why would anyone have to fear Vader if there's absolutely nothing that shows why he was feared by the rebellion. That scene shows why he was a threat to the rebellion. That's what I thought at least.
@@samuel3807 I did, tried making a star wars the clone wars edit and I even said I wasn't making money off of it and that I didn't own it and that I only did it for entertainment purposes and it got taken down within 10 minutes XD
@@asaknight321 thats a copyright strike, much different than piracy. even if you did own a star wars DVD you'd still get a copyright strike if you upload it to youtube.
@@RisenSlash As soon as there is mention of appeasing feminists with the female lead character you just know that the movie is most likely trash. Because appeasing feminists basically translates to writing nonsensical characters with 0 focus on storytelling or logic.
@Gameboy224 Oh don't get me wrong it is definitely better then the sequels. It's just obviously not as good as it could have been and doesn't quite live up to the other star wars movies. The new Pirates of the Caribbean movies aren't necessarily bad either, but compared to the first 2-3 they aren't great. It's the fact that they make these mediocre movies and try to sell them to us as continuations of our favourite series that makes them look bad.
Wow, you guys are bigoted, like nazi level bigoted and i don't mean a leftist retards idea of what they think a nazi is. i mean *actual* nazi. ...I punch nazis.
@@butterlord338 see now being a leftist i can understand, you're misguided and need to be taught a thing or two about history, cuckservatives i don't understand because they *know* the left is evil but you refuse to take action
The first part of the movie was nothing more than space!Syrian Civil War. Ebil Assa-*Empire* barrel bomb-*shooting with the shota!Star Killer* a peaceful moderate headchopping reb-*rebel stronghold*.
Luiz Marinho Yes, it had a Che Guevara expy to portray him as the equivalent of a terrorist, one of the oldest right-wing cliches in the book, and not only that, but the movie doesn't even hide trying to associate him with ISIS mass murderers to demonise him as much as possible, despite the fact that ISIS and Che Guevara are ideological opposites with the exception of their anti-US sentiment (and even here, ISIS has made tacit alliances with the US-supported mass murder- I mean rebels).
Rogue One was good, really good especially compared to the Sequels, then it’s for sure good. We don’t need a new Hollywood, we need a new Lucasfilm, Kathleen not being allowed anymore creative freedom over anything Star Wars is a good first step. The Mando and all the other shows are another step closer to getting the franchise back on track. We can only look to the future now.
Stop making me hate movies I innocently enjoyed, I realize now that I only liked Rogue One because of the shock factor of a darker star wars, you were right and I'm now wondering if ignorance was bliss.
+Artakha the Creator And the shock factor wasn't even that good in relation to the other movies. Oh wow, Will Turner Prince Caspian dude shot a cripple? That's so much more shocking than Anakin murdering an entire school of children and the entire Jedi Order fucking dying. Or Luke gazing upon the vaporized skeletons of the people who raised him. Much dark.
I still fucking hate how storm troopers are meant to be trained since birth but still miss every fucking shot. and why do they even wear fucking armor when they get 1 shot anyway. They should just make a series of Star Wars if they want to show the bad and good sides of both factions and the backgrounds of characters especially now 99% of all movies suck.
The clone troopers were trained since birth. Apparently the Stormtroopers aren't the clones from the prequels. Either something went wrong with cloning all those guys or they needed to fill the ranks
+sonic8005 In the old eu (Idk if still canon) the old cloning center on Kamino revolted and got destroyed by the empire. So they just started hiring recruits like a normal military.
Whereisthearmynow Yeah. Though it's been stated in at least one of the newer books that they hired recruits. It's just that it doesn't state whether or not they got rid of the cloning facilities.
The best explanation that I prefer from the EU is that with the sheer amount of territory the Empire needs to keep under control, they made the recruitment procedure much more fast and lenient. They also cut back on the quality of their equipment and vehicles, preferring quantity over quality. This made it easier to mass produce just about everything. It also made the Empire seem all the more infinite.
Daniel Preciado Recruitment is a logical step in increasing the Imperial ranks. Even the Rebels series showed that there's multiple Imperial academies across the galaxy, so, yeah, they are recruiting. Whether or not they use clones still is not answered yet.... to my knowledge.
Prophet Ares Depends on the cut of Gem. European Gems, or Ashkenazim, have less Semitic genes, the Mizrahi Gems have more. But the most succesful Gems - the ones in big business - are largely Ashkenazim, in fact I have been told that Homeworld is prejudiced against the Mizrahi Gems.
SWAG POLICE Rogue One, one Storm Trooper kills « the pilot » by throwing a grenade in his shuttle. Another kills Baze (blind’s friend) with a grenade. Love Rogue One, please
You know I'm kinda stunned that you haven't pointed out that what's really been going on with the star wars push for female leads is that they're trying as hard as fuck to get the next Katniss Evergreen. In fact, it might be smart to compare how much the Hunger Games has been influencing Hollywood and how it's trying to write up female action leads.
LegoVideosRock The problem isnt that they're female characters, its that they're putting that first. A good character is interesting first, everything else later. These people are writing these female characters just to have females. Ahsoka is a good example of an actual thought out female character.
So something that I just noticed recently is the only time that Jyn Erso smiles, or doesn’t look insanely pissed off for that matter, throughout this entire movie is when she was watching her father’s message and when he was dying. Every other scene with her was constant resting b*tch face. I get that the characters are in a war and all, but it’s hard for a character to seem likable when they constantly look like they want to speak to the manager of the Empire.
*spoilers* I'm surprised you didn't mention the part where Jyn was being a total bitch to Cassian after her father died. It wasn't his fault, he even said he willingly disobeyed orders and wasn't going to shoot. He even tried to stop the rebel fighters, who were only there because the rebellion assumed Cassian and friends were dead. But no, Jyn puts all of her guilt on Cassian and everyone clapped. Hell, if Jyn grabbed the damn message from her father and gave it to the rebellion, he'd probably still be alive.
I was actually with her there. He deceived her from the beginning and led the Alliance to her father. His spiel that he disobeyed orders at the last minute wasn't really cutting it. In her place, I'd have done a bit more to him than make pouty faces. That said, her not taking the message or, hell, if that wasn't actually possible, Gerrera as a witness... c'mon, movie.
Cassian telling her that he is fighting the empire since the age of six made her shut up. Maybe this made Jyn realize how pathetic she was by avoiding this galaxy-wide conflict for that many years. "Gerrera as a witness" well.. Gerrera (who is basically a cripple) sacrificed himself because he knew that he would definetly slow them down escaping Jedha. I bet they wouldn't have made it with him. It was really close. She should have taken the message though. :D
Both good points. I'd still be furious with Cassian for being set-up, though, no matter how justified he felt in doing it. Just me. Thinking about it, I agree with you on the Gerrera point. My real problem is with the Alliance not taking their word as gospel about the attack/message, really. With or without the message/Gerrera, Cassian just escaped with his life. By vouching for Jyn, the both of them should've been able to rally more support with the Alliance council than their almost total dismissal. I felt there were far more reasons for the council to hear them out than not.
Yes I would be furious too. Jyn's behaviour and also how nobody of the crew said anything about what just happened was indeed kinda awkward. Definetly one of the weaker scenes of the movie but I wouldn't call it terrible. About the thing with the alliance: First of all I don't think that it was an "almost total dismissal". Some of them went with her and as far as I know, most of the rebels were just sceptical and not fully against her and Cassian (who might even have a bad reputation because after all he is kind of an asshole who has no probem with backstabbing his allies). But I guess there was a small minority that didn't trust her at all. I recall one person saying "can we even trust her?" or something like that but that was basically it. And don't forget the rebels are pretty much split up and don't agree with each other. However .. now there is one IMPORTANT detail that I think you misinterpreted. The main reason why most of the rebel alliance dismissed or didn't support Jyn is NOT because they didn't trust her or didn't believe her or Cassian's story. It was because Jyn proposed to use the rebel fleet and basically all the forces they can gather to attack Scarif immediately and YES it has to happen immediately with no real time to plan the attack because Krennic already knows. It's like a race for the death star plans. I don't know about you man ... but if I was one of the rebels .. Would I trust her and believe in her story? YES. I mean after all, the alliance council kinda hired her and Cassian to get some information. Would I agree with her in using the entire rebel forces to attack Scarif right NOW? Hell no! That's just too fucking risky. Especially considering there's a SHIELD protecting this damn thing. And what if they don't find the plans at all? Seems like there is almost no probability of success. So the rebel alliance was actually quite reasonable by dismissing her proposal of a suicide mission. Am I defending this movie too much? Fuck. I don't know anymore. xD Whatever... I liked the movie AND your "review". Great videos E;R!
PrivatePancake cuz they lied to her and killed her father, okay so the rebels planned to kill her father without telling her the guy she was on the mission with was supposed to kill him and the team he works for killed her father why wouldn't she be mad 😂
I actually liked Book of Eli (except for the blind twist). The whole dichotomy of Gary Oldman and Denzel's different interpretations of what the Bible means is entertaining enough. They do explain that people specifically sought out and destroyed Bibles after the apocalypse, too. I think I'm literally the only person on Earth who remembers that movie enough to defend it.
I was digging it, myself, until those twists. To be fair, there's _some_ basis for them. Like, as you say, Bibles were intentionally destroyed after the nuclear war and Eli was probably protected by God or some shit. But I couldn't buy into those explanations, no matter how thematically relevant. Really, the world's been hit by the biggest catastrophe ever and people were so amazingly coordinated as to destroy all those Bibles? They needed some explanation like termites mutated from the radiation and chewed up all books; something outrageous to fit that outrageous idea. However, Eli did manage to find a Braille Bible in super small print, enough that it's a single book that could fit in his backpack. I don't think those exist, so hey, it really is one special book.
The best part of the whole thing was when Oldman straight up shoots him then shrugs and says he's just a man. It could have ended right there if it wanted to be incredibly dark and pessimistic.
The reason of why i just say Star Wars is from Episode 1 to 6, it's because, is the story of Anakin and Luke, nothing more. These are the main focus of the plot, these are the characters that made the story keep moving. Episode 7 lacks Anakin, he's not there, to move it anymore and i doubt Luke will do something special there.
There are only Star Wars (no it is not A New Hope it was just called Star Wars at release), The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. The prequels fail as movies first (Mr. Plinkett's review explains that in painful detail) but have a lot of new/unique things (for better or worse ... mostly worse) whereas the Farce Awakens fails to have anything really new or unique and you are better off just rewatching the original Star Wars (Since Farce Awakens basically plagiarizes/cannibalizes Star Wars to the very bone) and saving your money.
Yakasuki What good? Sure the lore was expanded, and the conflict was more vast now, but the story just wasn't good. To paraphrase Mr. Plinkett, Any story can be good. It's just how you tell it. I think that is proved with The Clone Wars, which also show Anikans fall, feel much more like Star Wars, and use many of the characters from the movies. Some of the old EU and new Disney stuff that take place in the prequel era are also good. The movies themselves are boring messes, the stuff that surrounds them are the good bits.
Revenge of the Sith was kind of dumb. Anakin was easier to manipulate than a child. He just believes some old man can help him with zero proof or evidence and goes on to murder/betray all his friends and allies over it. It portrayed Anakin as an idiot.
It's not so much a conspiracy as a facet of objective reality. There are (hopefully) no nosebergs meeting in a smokey room somewhere plotting the destruction of Europeans (well, there are, but they're in socially acceptable NGO's and non-profit organizations, or they are government officials). But denying that Jews are vastly and completely over-represented among the perfidious ideological and intellectual movements (Communism, sexual revolution, the idea of "racism," etc.) of the past several centuries is quite frankly childish.
Jyn Erso? Well fuck me. That's a play on Jan Ors, the buddy of Kyle Katarn. You know Kyle, the incredibly cool guy and the only reasonable jedi tempted by the dark side (he renounced his jedi ways after being tempted) from the Jedi Outcast games... who stole the Death Star plans in the original canon. That name alone is reason enough to hate the movie.
On the topic of SW characters taken from other sources. Kylo Ren kinda reminds me of the antagonist of Star Wars: New Rebellion from the old expanded universe novels. The dude was called Kueller - A darkside manchild with anger issues trying to be like darth vader (including a vader style death mask) but underneath he has a very childish face
All I had to see was *"Considers 'Gone Home' a 5/5 game"* That "game" was a pile of shit. I got it free on PS+ and was still angry after finishing it. 15 mins in I was mocking it due to knowing exactly where it was heading. They load the beginning with dreary, almost horror ambiance to no payoff. They have moments in the 1-hour playthrough that intimate a haunting and/or brutal crime scene for it to be a "learn my sibling is gay" simulator. They didn't even have the balls to have the gay sister dead in the attic. I'd have given it a pass had she been hanging from a noose in that attic but, no, she ran off with her lesbian lover. So!? Good for her. Why do I give a fuck?! I hate that "game" with an unreasonable level of passion. I actually kinda-sorta didn't mind Rogue One but knowing it had a writer that thinks Gone Home is a perfect game now ruins it. That's how much I hate that pile of shit game. 😅
That 'game' was so caught up in trying to catch nostalgia for the nineties it forgot that anyone who was a kid in the nineties was TWENTY YEARS OLDER when it released. Therefore, they aren't going to side with the whiny teenager but instead with the parents who weren't nearly as bad as the story painted them. Especially since by the end they were clearly becoming more used to the idea, to the point of trusting the daughter alone for a week while they went off and dealt with there own problems. Then the daughter, who now has no reason to run away, steals everything she can carry and runs away. I played that thing years ago and it annoyed me so much I still remember this stuff.
Genocide is a stretch, even metaphorically-speaking. It still requires intent and even supremacy thinking. Just because they're popular doesn't mean they are going out of their way to exclude non-gems.
Disney has Mary Sued viewers and fans of all their shekels. _Sued_ Kappa (Because people do the dollar dance to any movie that plays out all of their _perfectionist fantasies_)
@@hanburgundy4317 oh he knew. Even in the last season of the clone wars after anakin had a call with padme Obi said "tell Padme I said hello" in a passive aggressive manner.
Fun fact: The lava planet that his "space mansion" is on is the exact same planet he was burned alive on. He picked it as his home for that exact reason.
Am I the only one really bothered the most by the fact that armored people in movies are taken out by attacks that wouldn't have even finished off a naked guy? I mean her attacks don't even dent the troopers armor, let alone do anything that makes you think the guy even felt that in the armor. A man using those same methods shouldn't be able to easily negate body armor let alone a tiny girl. A female with her build couldn't even budge a large male in body armor without using leverage and momentum in some crazy martial-arts kind of way, and the trooper could have just hung back and shot her without giving her the opportunity and if he was even equally skilled in hand-to-hand combat, she'd be totally helpless due to a disadvantage in body mass. Physics do not care about your gender politics, and no men and women aren't equal in physical ability because women have less muscle mass they don't ooze testosterone, so they can't build it as easily either, they have lower bone density too, and generally a smaller frame. There are exceptions but the average is what matters when comparing genders or most anything for that matter. I would love it if we all were born physically able to be adept at any task but sorry, physically speaking men and women aren't equal at all, even men and other men, and women and other women aren't equal with each other. Some people are even born crippled, I highly doubt that even with training, a guy born without arms is going to beat Mike Tyson in the ring. So if you want to call someone a misogynist, it's not people who point this out you should point the finger at, it's mother nature. Because apparently women were designed by her to pop out babies and tend the home, and not be ultra amazing warriors. As a human, your potential to adapt is still magnitudes higher than pretty much anything else though, so there's that. You can be a good fighter and be a woman if you're a rather fit one and you train ten times harder than your male counterparts, you can just about catch up, if you're one of a handful of extreme examples, you might even beat the male average. But you'll never get there unless you acknowledge your deficiencies and train with them in mind. If you try to be a soldier for example, and train less hard or even as hard as the average male soldier, you won't even keep up with them. Also if the enemy catches you, it will probably be worse for you than your male counterpart who's magnitudes less likely to get raped, and even if they do, they won't end up pregnant with the baby of their rapist. TL/DR: Armor and guns (mostly guns) makes hand to hand combat relatively pointless in r/l, and women can't just magically be as strong or stronger than men without ridiculously training themselves to the limit. Life is hard, we are not all born equal, get over it.
My problem with the idea of introducing moral grey into this Star Wars movie: Doesn't Rogue One take place mere days or weeks before A New Hope? Are we really to believe the moral attitude of an entire political, paramilitary counter movement *rebellion* to shift to total or near total moral purity over such a short period of time? On top of that, why bother painting the rebels as anti-heroes when the empire's forces are still shown to be rotten to the core? Krennick (I dunno how you spell his name) and Tarkin are at each other's throats over the project, the former of whom gunned down a woman because her husband wouldn't cooperate with his wishes, Darth Vader... Exists (seriously, the guy just radiates evil), the only Imperial I can think of as being remotely good or morally upright was the pilot who got mind-raped by Sol's pet Cthulhu, so I'm chalking that up to brain damage... Writing moral ambiguity is like a hot plate of food, potentially delicious, but you're risking a lot by touching it.
He says “bad guys are doing good things” but that never happens. We only see things from the good guy’s perspective and we don’t get any fleshed out bad guys.
I imagine the pitch meeting for this character went something like this: "We need a strong female." "Agreed. How do we do that?" "Fuck if I know. Just make her a smart ass and good at everything with zero training. No one will notice."
I love what you said "STAR WARS as a movie franchise finished at the latest in 1983, and now we are only watching its puppeted corpse be paraded about" . This is a brilliant (if terrifying) assessment and I completely agree with it. DISNEY is pure evil!!
Disney STOLE Simba, the Lion King from Kimba, the White Lion. Even the anime company was all, "They're Disney and we're too small to fight their lawyers".
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Jinzo Clash that's not exactly stealing though. Lion King is a combination of Kimba the White Lion and Hamlet. It was based off of both. They didn't use Kimba himself.
Very, very wrong. Matthew Broderick was given the script, told it was a remake of Kimba. Early production art shows Simba as white. Pivotal scenes are DIRECT redraws from Kimba. Other people working on it had mentioned it was Kimba. So yes, it was indeed, absolutely, a ripoff of Kimba. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimba_the_White_Lion#/media/File:Earlypresentationreelwhitelionking.jpg
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Jinzo Clash "The story takes place in a kingdom of lions in Africa and was influenced by William Shakespeare's Hamlet" en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_King I was actually very, very right. Lol. Brought to you by the same source you used: wikipedia.
Like, LITERALLY, scenes were emulated. As in, what looks like a really nicely done trace-job. You can google and see the scene rips. They're blatant. It's kind of funny here... I don't think there's ANY evidence someone could present to you whereby you'd be like, "oh, yeah, ok... you're right". I already pointed out the script handed to an actor had him being told it was Kimba. Before Disney told them to stop it, people working on it had SAID they were doing Kimba. There exists early Disney production art OF him being white. And then, the final product even has EXACT scene rips. If that's not enough to convince you, you're lost. Or work for Disney. lol.
The Nazis were also influenced by Gems, though! One of the masterminds behind fascism as a whole and thus Nazism was Benito Mussolini's Gem companion, Margherita Sarfatti. She is known to have fused with him on numerous occasions.
This is not really related but fuck Disneys Ariel, I like the original fairy tale that actually had balls and wasn't some cushy "love always wins" BS but everyone around her was right and it's not smart to go off falling in love with some dude just because you looked at him from far away and in the end she fuckin dies because he doesn't love her and becomes sea foam. Now that's a story.
I didn't even bother to check out pewds' shout-outs, not until Verge issued him and your channel, then I finally subbed and kept liking your videos. I want to thank Verge for promoting you. Very cool of them.
And besides, the glaring flaw of the Death Star? It's at the end of a very heavily guarded trench, lined with turrets and the pilots had to also watch their backs or they'd be sitting ducks from the TIE Fighters fucking them in the ass...and pray to whatever cosmic power that your bombs actually got inside the exhaust port. There's a reason why Han called Luke's shot "one in a million". Want a glaring flaw? Return of the Jedi's Death Star.
In fairness DS2 was still under construction, in orbit around a moon with a stone-age civilisation, protected by a shield generator on that same moon and surrounded by an Imperial naval armada: as impregnable as it was possible to be at the time. The great flaw in that situation was Palpatine's hubris in using it as bait for Luke and the rebellion. Stellar planning from the man who orchestrated the fall of the Republic, there.
A lack of point defense is the more glaring flaw. The turbolasers are anti-ship weapons, not anti-fighter. The assumption that nothing short of an armada could even hope to threaten the Death Star was the true flaw in its design. The exhaust port is just the icing on the cake of arrogance.
You actually couldn't have though. Turbolasers may be for large targets, but they can sort of function the same as flak guns if you have enough of them. And there were thousands of them on the Death Star, so you really didn't want to try that. Discounting the background stuff that was made up to make it make sense, you're right. But hey, it's a soft sci-fi/fantasy movie, and it's put together well enough that the flaw didn't detract from it. Unlike all the flaws in Episode 7.
Yeah, the most fun about this is, if you play the attack on the death star in the classic x.wing game, you can make a horrible hard mission into a piece of cake by just ignoring the trench and flying up and diving down to that exhaust port instead ^.^ Now trench runs themselves are not that stupid, you can get cover in those trenches and protect yourself from most defense systems... now why all those imperial ships have those trenches is a different problem °:^
Not really, star wars energy weapons are slow projectile weapons which you can see and avoid before they hit you. So those slow firing turbolasers are really not a good defense, especially when they can not even track incoming ships.
I didn't know Chewy was involved in WW2.
Jimmy Rustles
Gems
I didn't know that a *_chewy wan_* was in DIS movie
The wookies did 9/11
Chewey was in one of the divisions in Stalingrad.
Slurms19 I knew it those hairy Bastards!
Vader didn't just build his castle on a lava planet. He built it on the same lava planet where he got barbecued.
Well, ever since that day he got cooked the smell of morning bacon right before you go to work and Mustafar have become inseparable in his subconscious.
Plus, where better to build your house than a place where sediment and rock melt? After all, he doesn't like sand.
talking about Stockholm effect
In a canon comic its explained it was to channel his anger and hatred or some shit, which is why palpatine let vader conquer the planet.
I have been watching Star Wars since I was 3 years old. I watched all of the original films before the prequels, but I like the prequels more. They had way cooler LEGO sets and the art style of the grand army of the republic was so cool.
It is 2541 Disney still own the rights to Star Wars film franchise and are making an entire 6 films about Jabba the Hutt
Not going to lie, I would watch a spinoff about Bobbi fat
*bobba fett
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hayden Girard sorry TRIGGERED
To be frank I'd genuinely see a movie trilogy about Jabba the Hutt over the shit we're getting now.
It’s hilarious because the Empire’s Grand Admiral, top tactician, and defacto leader (EU) is Thrawn, a Chiss, literally a fucking alien from the unknown regions.
Oh he isn't EU anymore, my friend
@@marth5936
Yeah, but he didn’t have nearly as much power after the empire’s collapse in canon. That we know of yet. All we know is him and Ezra are in the unknown regions, and that somehow the Magistrate serves him.
@@Chinchilla2310 correct me if i'm wrong, i haven't checked my lore in a while and i'm going by old republic rules, but aren't the chiss basically the only alien race the empire regards ALMOST as equals?
He can't be another race other than white ever since Disney took the reigns
@@Chinchilla2310 after the empire fell admiral versio was in charge all the way until the battle of jakku
Its almost like feminist actresses think that every movie they're in are the first breakthroughs in feminism
Forget Ripley, The Bride, Princess Leia, Hermione, ....
SpyengoEen That is why we should encourage white and Gem actresses to keep “empowering” black and brown people in Hollywood, because brown people hate them as much we do. They think black and brown women are their fellow feminists, which is good for us. That Cortez bitch even talked about how the Gems stole the Palestinians’ land and put her shoes in a Holocaust museum, which makes her the best post-Kennedy Democrat by default.
Well, it's not like they've had any so everything is a first time for them.
you strike the nail on the head
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 Just the white actresses? Your brown and black actresses/actors are equally narcissistic and supremacist of their own race, especially blacks.
Feminists: complain about female characters with stereotypes and tropes, no angency, etc.
Feminists: Tries to make a “strong female character(tm)”, and just makes a generic woman that has the same failings as the female characters they complain about.
@@BowtiesandBats And they conveniently forget they exist too
I swear every character corporations try to sell us as "progressive" are always either sociopaths or human Barbie dolls
You know how to REALLY subvert the expectations of a star wars fan watching a main movie?
Have a stormtrooper actually kill a main character. Now wouldn't that be interesting?
This.
That, and don’t let him take his mask off, he’s just a man doing his job, not your generic neℊroid for diversity points from the gems
@@myfellowsonicfans7131 omg
Commissar nods in approval
This happens,Leia had been wondend in Return of the Jedi.
By far the most watchable out of all of the new ones.
Unironically true. Oh God.
This movie is like drinking a glass of 73 degree water after a day spent indoors at 73 degrees.
I disagree. Its on par with the old ones.
Tbh I barley notice the feminist messages in most films and TV shows unless they are in my face, I feel like youtubers often exaggerate
@@thepowerofsand6180 exactly, i was explaining to my girl the difference between rey and the mandolorian shock trooper, that girl looks like she could knock you out, rey on the other hand should been beaten immediately by just about anyone including the females surrounding her. Strong woman for the sake of strong woman doesn't make sense.
I don't hate the prequels. They were fun, although not masterpieces. They shed some light on the story and best of all, they gave us endless meme content.
I hate memes, they're coarse and rough and they get everywhere.
I grew up with the originals when I was extremely young (6-7), they seemed legendary and when the prequels released they were instantly masterpieces to me. and I loved Jar Jar
Yeah, but, they made vader go from the ultimate space nazi "tho shalt not fucketh with me" badass to nothing more than the worlds most dangerous autist.
@@Nate_the_Nobody *emo
I really hate most part of the prequels but I gotta admit, I'm pretty happy they happened so we could get Clone Wars and all of that meme gold.
it really annoys me to see the blind guy (i like the character) beat the shit out of storm troopers who are wearing a fucking armor, with a stick.
***** well, acording to canon, they are. I just don't get how a stick can damage an armor that is supposed to hold back blasters
xD yeah, heh movies these days...
well ewoks killing storm troopers with rocks and spears was pretty retarded too. In canon it is explained. Nn theory ewoks are basically wookies in miniature and they're supposed to be "really strong", but it still doesn't explain the at-te getting crushed between two logs XD
Yep, but the ewoks thing is really the only thing in all star wars that really annoys me
xD in my head, i don't count the force awakens as star wars. And no, i don't really hate jar jar, in reality i loved that theory that was floating around about him being a sith lord jaja.
omg i laughed so hard when chewie was in the nazi footage
best part of the vid
I did Not See that coming . . .
Fak! I nearly choked on piece of bread. Dem I love this channel 😁
If Chewie can be redeemed, anything is possible.
That shit caught me so off guard I laughed way too hard
6 years later and you were right, a live action Moana has been announced.
You're fucking with me
@@Shitposting_IHMN Disney is fucking with us all to be precise
Ain't no freaking way 😮
All the pacific islanders will be blacks instead lol
You’re probably right. They did go ahead and made Jesus black instead of middle eastern simply to bump up the companies esg score.
I laughed harder than I should have at "eighth installment in the star wars trilogy"
Me too. Fits well in context of it being a "Luke Skywalker's Story"
That's how Douglas Adams would advertise his later Hitchiker books. "Mostly Harmless" was advertised as the fifth book in the Hitchiker's trilogy. I'm not trying to make a point to this. It's just a subjectively fun fact.
Let’s all remember in the first Star Wars scene ever, the stormtrooper hit all the rebels and took their ship.
Ever since then, their competence has inexplicably nose-dived.
Rogue One was especially cringe-worthy in this regard.
If Battlefront 2 (the original, not the abomination) is seen as canon, those troopers were the 501st, the only competent legion in all of the empire.
@@stygian3824 501 got their asses kicked by ewoks. So there is that.
@@Shrapnel57 That's a long fall from slaying Aklays on felucia.
@@Shrapnel57 Clones age twice as fast as normal humans, by the time of ESB they were already entering their 50s and the 501st journal clone even says himself that after Hoth, Sidious decided to drop them in favor of newbies recluted by the Empire since that period, so Vader's first/the 501st doesnt exist anymore by the time ROTJ happens, what we see in Endor is a bunch of inexperienced troops failing to understand or comprehend the simpliest of tactics and traps and having the same troubles as the US troops did in Vietnam: Lack of knowledge of the area
Only a handful of scout troopers were on Endor and most of the stormtroopers were at the base or guarding, not exploring
So no, the 501st never got its ass kicked by Ewoks, the 501st was pretty much a bunch of corpses at the time
Who else wants to see a Star Wars movie from the perceptive of the Empire, possibly with a cast of likeable Troopers.
They should interview troopers' widows: "Those rebels murdered my husband. Now little Alicia has to grow up without her daddy".
Won't happen. The Jews at Disney would never want the audience to view the Nazis (Empire) as the good guys. Hence why the campaign of Battlefield 2 sucked so much dick.
Fair n'uff
Or maybe one from the preceptive of the sith. A story about Darth Talon would line up nicely with the gimmick they're going for, without destroying the past.
Darth Nihilus film, make it happen!
"when do women walk around wearing hot pants"
you mean like yoga pants?
nice profile pic
My underpants?
yeah what are hot pants?
@@-JaggedGrace-
It just means really short skimpy shorts that barely function as clothing with how little they cover.
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior oh thank you
"Star Wars as a movie franchise was finished in 1983, now you're only watching it's puppeted corpse being paraded about"
Damn son....
DoubleO88 I for one still liked Star Wars up until the end of the Clone Wars animated series. Now it's just shit.
DoubleO88 Ends with the Knights of the Old Republic.
The beginning of the end began with the introduction of the Ewoks.
Not really. Some of the best stuff like the Thrawn novels, KOTOR, and the Clone Wars shows came after 1983.
They should've made the sequel trilogy in place of the prequel trilogy. It probably would've turned out so much better, plus the original cast would've had the chance to actually shine. It's all just a mess.
SW Fans: "The prequels were the worst thing to happen to Star Wars"
Disney: "Hold my beer."
Collins Ongaya That's a misquote. I just saw Attack of the Clones the other day because why not, and you completely misquoted his line. Also, the prequels only really had bad dialogue between the Anakin and Padme cringe scenes. Rogue One on the other hand was just boring garbage with characters I didn't care for and was glad were killed, and probably had the worst dialogue/script in the whole franchise. Attack of the Clones was okay, bad dialogue, mediocre acting and some cheesy fight scenes, especially the Obi Wan and Jango fight. But I have to say, the beginning of the movie was pretty great (Anakin and Obi Wan chasing after Zam Wessel). Always loved that chase sequence as a kid.
rogue one is better than the sequels
Luke Skywalker Dies In The Last Jedi the chase sequence was great. Force awakens sucks. Rogue shitted on FA by a long shot. Chirrut and his buddy were very likable in my opinion. Jyn Erso had the shittiest lines all too herself. Here's the rest of anakin's quote. I shortened it before, but the full version is just as bad.
" I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
Force Awakens had the shittiest script in my opinion. The biggest issue with Rogue One is how the team just come together to get the DS plans.
Then again, the mere fact it's made by Disney is enough to garner many people's hatred alone.
Collins Ongaya "HERE'S A RANDOM QUOTE THAT DISCREDITS ALL THREE OF THE MOVIES! AREN'T I SO FUNNY?! XDDDDDDDDDDD"
Just stop.
No, the Prequels are worse, by far.
I just about died when Chewbacca showed up in Triumph Of The Will
That had me coughing and sputtering as well, fantastic addition
Marius Holmberts Nigga did u just say "deutschland erwache" is goy boy slang for "woke asf"?
Andrewoid goy boy as in the jewish term goy meaning non jew
@@zachburleigh3874 Boooooooooooooooy, nobody says "goy".....use English PREASE!!!!!
Amber Slahlize You gotta be dumb
Wait so Darth Vader basically boils down to black dad? Explains the absenc--
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@@stephenthomas1492 You racist and your statistics
@@franzosisch5965 - Your opinion means nothing to me. Deal with the facts or don't, makes no difference to me.
@@stephenthomas1492 Woah there blue on blue buddy
@@franzosisch5965 - I'm not sure how you expect me to reply when you wrote, 'you racist and statistics(sic)'. If you were being facetious, a little indication would have been appreciated.
@@stephenthomas1492 Weren't expecting you to be so sensitive and now double down. Chill out dude.
Disclaimer: First 13 minutes of this video are largely dominated by E;R's infatuation with the actress, Felicity Jones.
She is hot tho. especially for 33 years old. Women are usually expired by then.
+Luke Skywalker. Dude is clearly a virgin.
***** I'm not talking about you, bro.
Also everyone knows Luke is gay xD
+Humour is Funny. Wat?
I actually liked Rogue One. Disney finally grew the balls to kill off droves of main characters if the main characters were in a situation which they absolutely couldn't survive. In addition, watching Vader butcher Rebel Scum was so satisfying, as it's something I've been hoping to see since I first saw ANH. In addition, Rogue One was its own thing as opposed to the shitty ANH fanfiction that TFA was. I kind of view Rogue One as a grimdark penance for Disney's sins in Star Wars Rebels seasons 1 and 2.
Clay Pidgeon We need a clone trooper film though
They still had plenty off asspulls to live to the end. INDIAN GUY SHOULD HAVE DIED IN THE FUCKING STORAGE ROOM!
Clay Pidgeon well they're not consistent in killing off characters in fire circumstances like the already shown scenes of storm troopers missing dozens of shots at the fleeing heros down a linear corridor and also that chinese guy slowly walking through a blaster storm unscathed to turn on that device or whatever was corny lol
i don't know to me it doesn't really take alot of balls when they were made to be expendable
+HelldivedGamer Master/King of the Galaxy A Republic Commando movie would be dope if I actually trusted Hollywood to do it well.
"the empire is a white (human) sumpremacist organization" **Thrawn is the most notable and effective Admiral in the Imperial Navy**
Hmmmmmmmm.........
The empire is indeed a human supremacist organization. But not white.
@Caffeinated Wizard ???
@Caffeinated Wizard And that is totally unrelated
@Caffeinated Wizard So you are saying that because the trandoshan enslaved wookies the empire is not a human supremacist organization. Even tho they replaced everyone they could with humans and most of their ranks are filled with humans on purpose. Hmmm, makes sense.
You are assuming people watched more than OT and prequels.
I actually liked Rogue One, but this is still easily my favorite review of the thing!
i only liked the droid
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 At least you're not talking about Solo...
This guy is going to destroy The Last Jedi
Nope. It did a fine job doing that on it's own. Most he did was just poke the body a little and giggle.
But EnderGames, you cant destroy what's already dead.
He already did. It's called The Last Forcebender!
There is no proof of that...That's bowshet!
What is dead can never die...
>Yes, that glaring weakness of the Baby Starkiller in New Hope was apparently deliberate
I cannot for the life of me fathom why people insist on calling this flaw "glaring", "huge" or "obvious". It is, in fact, anything but.
It's a 1-meter-sided square hole on a space station the size of a planetoid. It would be a hard shot to make with a regular-sized space station, let alone the biggest that galaxy has ever seen. In the scale of space, one meter is practically nothing.
And it just happens to be located at the end of a canyon that is chock-full of blaster turrets, so if Darth Vader and his TIE squad won't finish you off, the turrets will.
AND you need to hit it under a very precise angle, otherwise the torpedo will hit the sides of the ventilation shaft and won't reach the reactor - which is happened when the first guy managed to take a shot before Luke - so the angle is so precise and improbable, the targeting computers won't help you.
AND they only learnt of this, in hindsight, pretty insignificant flaw, by analyzing the plans.
Tarkin was actually quite correct in his assumption that the rebels are done for; the entire thing was a desperation attack and they only managed to win because Luke used the Force to help him aim. Otherwise, Yavin IV would be toast.
So this retcon in Rogue One is actually really stupid.
Just the SMALLEST OF NOTES, it makes sense for Vader to be on a lava planet to fuel his hatred, thus, making him more one with the dark side.
this exactly. All those comments like "hur dur why would a Sith Lord choose to reside in an area that fuels his hatred hur dur" make me wanna sh**t up a m*vie theater
@@neuxell woah buddy
paenutz no! Stop Shitting!
Your pfp gives me life
Also he has the high ground
"My goodness you've grown"
"so have you"
LIAR!
Makes me laugh every time. Its the simple things.
That's amazing
31:35
I still don't know what this channel is... but I love it.
Orangy Pteco mostly a hate channel
ChaoticMartian still love it.
A channel that shits all over everything people love.
Orangy Pteco so do i lol
Anti-SJW comedy plus a little antisemitism.
glad pewdiepie showed me you your videos are awesome
wwweellcome to our neon nazi groomer caeeemp, my dear 14 year old
Yeah they are good content...
Mark Campbell same lol he is the funniest movie reviewer ever :D
Mark Campbell " oh he did will bye r;e
OMG RASIST SHITELORD!!!!!
Rogue One - A Star Wars Story that didn't need to exist because Dark Forces was already a thing and Kyle Katarn was a much more interesting character.
aruan7sp Indeed
aruan7sp yeah but he's a white man so he had to be replaced
It was 2016 after all
Rannos22 Nobody gave a shit about Kyle being white back then.
He was white cis and fought a disabled man. Disney had to crush it u know
aruan7sp in Soviet galaxy far far away Kyle katarn de-canonizes you
Women dont walk around in hot pants anymore.
They walk around in yoga pants and sports bras....
Definitely a point for feminism.
It's the nuanced perspective of modern Feminism. If she chooses to dress that way it's freedom and empowering. If a director makes them dress that way to fit a movie character, it's sexist and disparaging, even if it's true to life.
This is how children think and behave, that an idea is only good if THEY came up with it and chose to do it. If their parents made them then it's immediately aweful and some sort of control or punishment.
So should directors not have characters dress like they would in modern times because being sexy is a bad thing? What?
Plenty of women around here go around wearing booty shorts and tank tops.
The whole of the Star Wars saga (1-6) was about Anakin´s fall to the dark side and later redemption at the hands of his son... Now you have nothing about it, the sequels are just too bland to fit in the overall story, added to the fact that they do not offer anything unique.
Sentinel MA
That is rather difficult when it wasn't even in the shooting script of Empire that Vader actually became Luke's father.
But that what was filmed, produced and released - we went with it and had fun, The Original Trilogy is not without faults also, no film perfect... The Prequels have at least redeeming value and Vader's story to tell even if it wasn't intended in the first place.
What has the sequels got? What story is it trying to tell? Legacy of Luke or the Jedi? They're both dead. The Solo family troubles? Kylo's story isn't fully fleshed: no backstory as foundation and he's not even the protagonist. All is left is bland empty Rey and I have never heard anyone liked her other than for superficial reasons.
Edrane Granne I personally believe you’re right 1-6 is the story of Anakin and his son the line of Skywalkers it should’ve ended there tho they could’ve continued making Luke a villain and repeat what happened to his father with a different twist to mirror his father
@@edranegranne8945 not is perfect in this world.
The only reason I like Rogue One is because everyone died.
hahahaha lol!! brutal!
Headless0418 The end.
I only went because I saw Donnie Yen, fucking loved Ip Man.
The funny robot NEEDS it's own trilogy!!!
DAMMIT UGLY BARNACLE!
Fun further fact about Vader's castle on the volcano planet: It stands on the exact spot where the lava burned him.
Yay.
Much hatred to feed off of....
His final "betrayal."
So, it stands on his legs.
I remember reading somewhere that it was to channel his hatred and help trigger the dark side in him(though I guess if that was the point it would have been a huge sand fortress)
Came back to remind everyone that E;R-senpai was right about Disney rebooting Moana.
A live action remake AND an animated sequel. So we will get both a boring live action remake and a subpar sequel, so we can't expect a movie filled with bad cgi and a dark color pallet and an animated sequel that can barely surpass the original.
"Jew-Jew Binks"
not
"Jew-Jew Banks"
Missed opportunity tbh
@jack mehoff Battletoads
@jack mehoff seitokai yakuindomo
I work at a Walmart and a Target, and I will tell you that 80+ percent of females aged ALIVE to STILL BREATHING wear fucking hot pants, or WAY MORE COMMONLY yoga pants. This includes all shapes sizes creeds and levels of attractiveness.
I spend half my day wondering if it is illegal to be staring at a particular female due to consent laws and the other half wishing overweight overaged unattractive women would put some real clothes on.
Wear some mirrored glasses.
Worked at a grocery store, can confirm. Literally every female aged 14-50 has at least one pair of yoga pants they wear on a weekly basis. And most women who wear yoga pants in public have absolutely no business doing so.
White sharia now!
This made me go from being a Grammar Nazi, to becoming Anti-Semantic.
I don't get how the video made you turn against the semen.
No, no. He's against the people of the hidden village of rising bread.
@@StephenGillie I thought their bread was unlevened?
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dude it took me a whole minute to clock the joke here I'm braindead
03:10 "When do women walk around wearing hot pants?"
uhm, as soon as it's warmer than 10°C outside, most of the time
I love how he put chewie into the nazi film hahahaha
SolitudeAU hahahahahahahaha
Or did he?!
yuppp. dead. this guy is brilliant
That's a video from a different channel
Lmao I was literally scrolling down to see if someone already commented on it 😂
"I've always been a feminist"
E;R "FU-"
ZARP Visual 500th like bitches.
Perfect example of a hot feminist, why... WHY?
Felicity Jones only started getting prominent roles recently almost as a strike of luck. Before that, she only got small parts in British dramas or idie films. She's already past 30, so her shelf life as a Hollywood actress won't last much longer. I get the feeling that she doesn't really believe all of that crap she spouts, she's only virtue signalling loudly in a desperate attempt to get into producer's good graces and squeeze out as many parts as she can out of her 15 minute window while it lasts. I've loved her acting since "The Invisible Woman", and she was adorable in "The Theory of Everything" and "A Monster Calls". Hell, even her only significant scene in "True Story" was memorable. But yeah, reading her recent interviews makes me facepalm so hard it's embarrassing.
She's just saying what the gems want her to say. Felicity did nothing wrong!!!
Oy Vey! He found out!
Being hit with a stick is the *one time* having helmets should actually help the troopers at all. I mean, ideally, the armors should be more than a uniform to begin with but since we all know they're literally useless and apparently also hinders practical motion canonically, we'll skip that point.
Pretty sure they’re made from Bristol board. Or Halloween material used at Party City.
Listening to your rant on the originals and the prequels; I remembered that when I last re-watched the originals I realized the genius of the original story.
To the younger audience it was a coming-of-age story(Luke), but to the older audience, it was a redemption story (Vader).
Not really genius though. Those stories are as old as stories themselves. They are archetypal, thus resonate with audiences very well, and make for a good story. Not original, just decently done with a cool scifi twist.
Lucas basically took concepts from ancient mythology and archetypal stories and crafted a modern myth set in a sci-fi universe. That's why the stories have such a broad appeal, you can get attached to certain characters and plot lines no matter who you are. The stories are meant to teach people how to live in real life which is why all of the characters have significant arcs.
And they are a shining beacon for what remains of the Star Wars legacy
The prequels are a much better idea than they are movies. The Chosen One was snubbed because the Jedis were too cautious, allowing Palpatine to create Vader. That's neat. What isn't neat is boring tax wars and Anakin being the angstiest young man in the galaxy. Even if Clone Wars or some other non-movie media justifies Obi Wan, Anakin and Padme being venerated war heroes. It certainly doesn't come out that way in Revenge of the Sith. Anakin, Padme and Obi are disconnected shmucks who end up in the same tragedy and pass on all their responsibilities to Luke. The prequels and The Last Jedi tried so hard to bring the "flawed Jedi" idea into the main movie continuity, they just never did it right.
@@k-bobkid6866 wonderful concepts; absolutely shit execution.
It's a death star,
but bigger.
*DON DON DON*
Starkillers are just a cheap gimmick to make weaker Deathstars stronger
jayblade2000 we just needed a reason to fu- build a bigger deathstar
Its like Jaws, but BIGGER Jaws.
ROGUE ONE was the best Disney have done
It wasn't even needed, and look where Disney have taken Star Wars. Honestly, as much as I like the prequels, they weren't needed either, and 1983 should have been the end of the whole thing.
PhoenixGT3 You Cant stop after naming a film from 1978 „star wars episode IV” Also lucas prequels are Gems so i dont Get it
@@maciekszymanski1078 It wasn't originally Episode 4, that was a retroactive thing the prequels did.
@clovis geass that's in the special edition
I mean, Solo was fun. Unnecessary, but it was, y'know, Star Wars. It had personality. Maul being in it was dumb, and getting his name from an Inperial officer was unrealistic, but it's just fun.
Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion I gain Strength.
Through Strength I gain Power.
Through Power I gain Victory.
Through Victory my chains are Broken.
The Force shall free me.
If you consider the Sith code, Vader building his castle on the spot where he was barbecued, enrages him with anger, which is a strong emotional feeling, and makes him stronger, is not that bad of a choice
I wonder if vader lacerates his body parts regularly to get stronger .
"Enrages him with anger"
Thats up there with YIIK's "vibrating with motion"
It's like Red Letter Media meets YourMovieSucks meets /pol/. I fuckin love it
That's like taking ice cream sprinkles, whipped cream, and topping it over with a giant glob of smelly rancid cow shit. Respectively.
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What wrong with political incorrectness, it's fucking funny.
A lot of people confuse "political correctness" with "not being a dick."
And so confuse political incorrectness as being a dick?
The must be confused...
That ending was a brilliant summary of Star Wars these days. Only could have been better if it mentioned how much Lucas' involvement is extremely overstated.
Geeeee8 Which one of the two?
Princess: "Vader..." Vader; "Respect my pronouns!..." :LMAO
Adding Chewbacca into the original nazi footage was a masterstroke of editing.
it wasnt editing, he was there
Haha, it caught me off guard. Had to rewind so I could laugh my ass off again.
You know the Darth Vader scene was good when E;R enjoyed it.
The ending with Darth Vader had so much promise. But it might as well have been Darth Vader Lvl 100 vs Generic Cardboard Cutouts canon fodder Lvl 1. Would have been much better for a battle between the Rogue One team & Vader.
We have the plans, we have to transmit then, hopefully someone will intercept them (Where are those transmissions you intercepted).
Vader appears. Jyn Erso, "Rogue One & you canon fodder guys we have to stop him to allow time for the transmission to be picked up by someone".
The band of misfits who have been kicking arse as they have "a very particular set of skills. Skills we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you", think they can stop Vader.
Then Vader just cuts them down like a hot knife through butter. Chirrut "i am one with...." cut down without so much as a how do you do. They will known the true power of the darkside.
Jyn & Cassian die thinking they have not succeeded.
But, no. He slowly walks towards the Generic Cardboard Cutouts taking them out one at a time.
Maybe Vader had a plan all along. Allow the plans to be taken. Allow the Death Star to be destroyed. Allow Luke to become powerful. Have Luke kill the emperor. Rule the gaxlay as father & son.
Honestly the movie was kinda shitty, I ended up not caring about the story so much and watching Vader just murder people was rather satisfying. I'd honestly wish the Star Wars movies would have more lightsaber fights, or Sith/Jedi just destroying normal guys, like the cinematic cutscenes of The Old Republic, those were pretty awesome.
Adrijana Radosevic
Why would anyone have to fear Vader if there's absolutely nothing that shows why he was feared by the rebellion. That scene shows why he was a threat to the rebellion. That's what I thought at least.
You know anything is good when ER enjoys it!
It took too long for he to figure out by Gems he meant Jews. Fuck me
Cryo Phobica same
Indy9117 if you knew how the gems rhyme in German...
Guden Tag.
I have rewatched this like 3 times, and finally got it
I like reviews more than the actual content.
Speaks volumes to the value of most crap Hollywood is pushing through the sluice gates these days already!!
Admits to piracy of a Disney move on TH-cam, doesn’t get canceled.
Me: legit.
Because we, the E;R nation, are the good guys in the head canon
why would he? Did anybody get cancelled for piracy?
@@samuel3807 I did, tried making a star wars the clone wars edit and I even said I wasn't making money off of it and that I didn't own it and that I only did it for entertainment purposes and it got taken down within 10 minutes XD
@@asaknight321 thats a copyright strike, much different than piracy. even if you did own a star wars DVD you'd still get a copyright strike if you upload it to youtube.
@@rumfordc ah
"I've always been a feminist"
It's gonna be one of those movies huh......
i don't understand how an actor's worldview is going to significantly impact the movie
Not sure how it isn't a red flag
@@RisenSlash As soon as there is mention of appeasing feminists with the female lead character you just know that the movie is most likely trash. Because appeasing feminists basically translates to writing nonsensical characters with 0 focus on storytelling or logic.
@Gameboy224 Oh don't get me wrong it is definitely better then the sequels. It's just obviously not as good as it could have been and doesn't quite live up to the other star wars movies. The new Pirates of the Caribbean movies aren't necessarily bad either, but compared to the first 2-3 they aren't great. It's the fact that they make these mediocre movies and try to sell them to us as continuations of our favourite series that makes them look bad.
Surprisingly... no, she doesn’t feel invincible just because of being a girl like another protagonist Mary Sue from a galaxy far far away
Shalom and happy Hanukkah to my fellow white people
>:(
>:^[
Wow, you guys are bigoted, like nazi level bigoted
and i don't mean a leftist retards idea of what they think a nazi is. i mean *actual* nazi.
...I punch nazis.
@@butterlord338 scary
@@butterlord338 see now being a leftist i can understand, you're misguided and need to be taught a thing or two about history, cuckservatives i don't understand because they *know* the left is evil but you refuse to take action
This movie was such a leftist wet dream that it even had a freaking space!Che Guevara. Maybe we'll meet space!Marx in the sequel.
The first part of the movie was nothing more than space!Syrian Civil War.
Ebil Assa-*Empire* barrel bomb-*shooting with the shota!Star Killer* a peaceful moderate headchopping reb-*rebel stronghold*.
Dandvadan No way, I love cock too much.
Luiz Marinho I consider myself to be conservative and I enjoyed the movie.
Ryan Brown Good for you.
Luiz Marinho Yes, it had a Che Guevara expy to portray him as the equivalent of a terrorist, one of the oldest right-wing cliches in the book, and not only that, but the movie doesn't even hide trying to associate him with ISIS mass murderers to demonise him as much as possible, despite the fact that ISIS and Che Guevara are ideological opposites with the exception of their anti-US sentiment (and even here, ISIS has made tacit alliances with the US-supported mass murder- I mean rebels).
Your videos just put me deeper into the mindset of "we need a new Hollywood"
We need to remove the hollywoodites, coincidencites and their pets.
Rogue One was good, really good especially compared to the Sequels, then it’s for sure good. We don’t need a new Hollywood, we need a new Lucasfilm, Kathleen not being allowed anymore creative freedom over anything Star Wars is a good first step. The Mando and all the other shows are another step closer to getting the franchise back on track. We can only look to the future now.
There was, Babelsberg.
Everything being put out by Hollywood for over a decade has proved that to me, personally.
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Stop making me hate movies I innocently enjoyed, I realize now that I only liked Rogue One because of the shock factor of a darker star wars, you were right and I'm now wondering if ignorance was bliss.
You liked it for the shock factor of a darker star wars, so? Why is that a bad thing?
nah fuck that edgelord shit. i hope next SW movie is moke like TPM/ROTJ
You do know it's not "incorrect" to like a movie right?
or you know, you can just have your own opinion?
+Artakha the Creator And the shock factor wasn't even that good in relation to the other movies. Oh wow, Will Turner Prince Caspian dude shot a cripple? That's so much more shocking than Anakin murdering an entire school of children and the entire Jedi Order fucking dying. Or Luke gazing upon the vaporized skeletons of the people who raised him. Much dark.
Imagine needing progressive politics to sell your movie,
Huwhite suprimacy vs multikulti wamen
Jared Taylor is a national treasure
@midgetydeath yes its psychological warfare.
I still fucking hate how storm troopers are meant to be trained since birth but still miss every fucking shot. and why do they even wear fucking armor when they get 1 shot anyway.
They should just make a series of Star Wars if they want to show the bad and good sides of both factions and the backgrounds of characters especially now 99% of all movies suck.
The clone troopers were trained since birth.
Apparently the Stormtroopers aren't the clones from the prequels. Either something went wrong with cloning all those guys or they needed to fill the ranks
+sonic8005 In the old eu (Idk if still canon) the old cloning center on Kamino revolted and got destroyed by the empire. So they just started hiring recruits like a normal military.
Whereisthearmynow Yeah. Though it's been stated in at least one of the newer books that they hired recruits. It's just that it doesn't state whether or not they got rid of the cloning facilities.
The best explanation that I prefer from the EU is that with the sheer amount of territory the Empire needs to keep under control, they made the recruitment procedure much more fast and lenient. They also cut back on the quality of their equipment and vehicles, preferring quantity over quality. This made it easier to mass produce just about everything. It also made the Empire seem all the more infinite.
Daniel Preciado Recruitment is a logical step in increasing the Imperial ranks.
Even the Rebels series showed that there's multiple Imperial academies across the galaxy, so, yeah, they are recruiting. Whether or not they use clones still is not answered yet.... to my knowledge.
The prequels had their flaws but overall kept the soul and charisma of the first three films. The Rey trilogy destroys the whole franchise!
Came for the review stayed for the -anti semitism- other analysis.
Fancy seeing you here, Wy.
EarFarce4 *tips fedora*
Wy Vern hardba
Prophet Ares Depends on the cut of Gem.
European Gems, or Ashkenazim, have less Semitic genes, the Mizrahi Gems have more. But the most succesful Gems - the ones in big business - are largely Ashkenazim, in fact I have been told that Homeworld is prejudiced against the Mizrahi Gems.
Imperios yea only about 2.5% of gems are gemites lol. most originate from Khazarian empire and/or of the Ashkenazi tribe
If i see a stormtrooper shoot AND KILL a protagonist i will love whatever media its in
SWAG POLICE Rogue One, one Storm Trooper kills « the pilot » by throwing a grenade in his shuttle. Another kills Baze (blind’s friend) with a grenade. Love Rogue One, please
wraith29 you sir have just wan the internet.
yeah but basically lucky noob throws, I wanted to see death troopers utterly annihilate those fucks
You know I'm kinda stunned that you haven't pointed out that what's really been going on with the star wars push for female leads is that they're trying as hard as fuck to get the next Katniss Evergreen. In fact, it might be smart to compare how much the Hunger Games has been influencing Hollywood and how it's trying to write up female action leads.
Yes because we havent had six movies, 3 TV shows (including Rebels) and countless games, comics, and novels all having male lea-
Oh wait
LegoVideosRock The problem isnt that they're female characters, its that they're putting that first. A good character is interesting first, everything else later. These people are writing these female characters just to have females. Ahsoka is a good example of an actual thought out female character.
So something that I just noticed recently is the only time that Jyn Erso smiles, or doesn’t look insanely pissed off for that matter, throughout this entire movie is when she was watching her father’s message and when he was dying. Every other scene with her was constant resting b*tch face.
I get that the characters are in a war and all, but it’s hard for a character to seem likable when they constantly look like they want to speak to the manager of the Empire.
*spoilers* I'm surprised you didn't mention the part where Jyn was being a total bitch to Cassian after her father died. It wasn't his fault, he even said he willingly disobeyed orders and wasn't going to shoot. He even tried to stop the rebel fighters, who were only there because the rebellion assumed Cassian and friends were dead. But no, Jyn puts all of her guilt on Cassian and everyone clapped. Hell, if Jyn grabbed the damn message from her father and gave it to the rebellion, he'd probably still be alive.
I was actually with her there. He deceived her from the beginning and led the Alliance to her father. His spiel that he disobeyed orders at the last minute wasn't really cutting it. In her place, I'd have done a bit more to him than make pouty faces.
That said, her not taking the message or, hell, if that wasn't actually possible, Gerrera as a witness... c'mon, movie.
Cassian telling her that he is fighting the empire since the age of six made her shut up.
Maybe this made Jyn realize how pathetic she was by avoiding this galaxy-wide conflict for that many years.
"Gerrera as a witness"
well.. Gerrera (who is basically a cripple) sacrificed himself because he knew that he would definetly slow them down escaping Jedha.
I bet they wouldn't have made it with him. It was really close.
She should have taken the message though. :D
Both good points. I'd still be furious with Cassian for being set-up, though, no matter how justified he felt in doing it. Just me. Thinking about it, I agree with you on the Gerrera point. My real problem is with the Alliance not taking their word as gospel about the attack/message, really. With or without the message/Gerrera, Cassian just escaped with his life. By vouching for Jyn, the both of them should've been able to rally more support with the Alliance council than their almost total dismissal. I felt there were far more reasons for the council to hear them out than not.
Yes I would be furious too. Jyn's behaviour and also how nobody of the crew said anything about what just happened was indeed kinda awkward. Definetly one of the weaker scenes of the movie but I wouldn't call it terrible.
About the thing with the alliance:
First of all I don't think that it was an "almost total dismissal". Some of them went with her and as far as I know, most of the rebels were just sceptical and not fully against her and Cassian (who might even have a bad reputation because after all he is kind of an asshole who has no probem with backstabbing his allies).
But I guess there was a small minority that didn't trust her at all. I recall one person saying "can we even trust her?" or something like that but that was basically it.
And don't forget the rebels are pretty much split up and don't agree with each other.
However .. now there is one IMPORTANT detail that I think you misinterpreted.
The main reason why most of the rebel alliance dismissed or didn't support Jyn is NOT because they didn't trust her or didn't believe her or Cassian's story.
It was because Jyn proposed to use the rebel fleet and basically all the forces they can gather to attack Scarif immediately and YES it has to happen immediately with no real time to plan the attack because Krennic already knows. It's like a race for the death star plans.
I don't know about you man ... but if I was one of the rebels ..
Would I trust her and believe in her story? YES. I mean after all, the alliance council kinda hired her and Cassian to get some information.
Would I agree with her in using the entire rebel forces to attack Scarif right NOW? Hell no! That's just too fucking risky. Especially considering there's a SHIELD protecting this damn thing. And what if they don't find the plans at all? Seems like there is almost no probability of success.
So the rebel alliance was actually quite reasonable by dismissing her proposal of a suicide mission.
Am I defending this movie too much? Fuck. I don't know anymore. xD
Whatever... I liked the movie AND your "review".
Great videos E;R!
PrivatePancake cuz they lied to her and killed her father, okay so the rebels planned to kill her father without telling her the guy she was on the mission with was supposed to kill him and the team he works for killed her father why wouldn't she be mad 😂
There are only six Star Wars films and you can't change my mind.
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@@Jokah_baybee ok, boomer
@@jackrabbit4617 haha look at me I said ok boomer aren't I funny haha please pay attention to me
@@Jokah_baybee somenone is deeply hurt, sorry darling.
@@Jokah_baybee OK boomer
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THE PREQUELS, I LOVE THEM FOR THE MEMES THEY GENERATED. LITERALLY EVERY LINE IS A MEME.
AND ITS ORIGINAL UNLIKE THE FARCE ENGORGES ITS NOT A COPY PASTE OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY
It's too bad Lucas chickened out on the Jar Jar being the Phantom Menace idea which is clearly what he had planned for that character.
I don't like sand...
"Sith lords are our specialty"
*nek minnit*
Gets tossed like garbage.
Now this is pod racing!
When the robot died it was the only Moment where i actually felt something and it was sadness
same here
I actually liked Book of Eli (except for the blind twist). The whole dichotomy of Gary Oldman and Denzel's different interpretations of what the Bible means is entertaining enough. They do explain that people specifically sought out and destroyed Bibles after the apocalypse, too. I think I'm literally the only person on Earth who remembers that movie enough to defend it.
KaptainMorganWo I remember it.
KaptainMorganWo oh u memberrr
I was digging it, myself, until those twists. To be fair, there's _some_ basis for them. Like, as you say, Bibles were intentionally destroyed after the nuclear war and Eli was probably protected by God or some shit. But I couldn't buy into those explanations, no matter how thematically relevant. Really, the world's been hit by the biggest catastrophe ever and people were so amazingly coordinated as to destroy all those Bibles? They needed some explanation like termites mutated from the radiation and chewed up all books; something outrageous to fit that outrageous idea.
However, Eli did manage to find a Braille Bible in super small print, enough that it's a single book that could fit in his backpack. I don't think those exist, so hey, it really is one special book.
The best part of the whole thing was when Oldman straight up shoots him then shrugs and says he's just a man. It could have ended right there if it wanted to be incredibly dark and pessimistic.
The reason of why i just say Star Wars is from Episode 1 to 6, it's because, is the story of Anakin and Luke, nothing more.
These are the main focus of the plot, these are the characters that made the story keep moving.
Episode 7 lacks Anakin, he's not there, to move it anymore and i doubt Luke will do something special there.
There are only Star Wars (no it is not A New Hope it was just called Star Wars at release), The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. The prequels fail as movies first (Mr. Plinkett's review explains that in painful detail) but have a lot of new/unique things (for better or worse ... mostly worse) whereas the Farce Awakens fails to have anything really new or unique and you are better off just rewatching the original Star Wars (Since Farce Awakens basically plagiarizes/cannibalizes Star Wars to the very bone) and saving your money.
I find it funny when someone says that the prequels fail as movies when they honestly probably did more good to star wars than most people think.
Yakasuki What good? Sure the lore was expanded, and the conflict was more vast now, but the story just wasn't good. To paraphrase Mr. Plinkett, Any story can be good. It's just how you tell it. I think that is proved with The Clone Wars, which also show Anikans fall, feel much more like Star Wars, and use many of the characters from the movies. Some of the old EU and new Disney stuff that take place in the prequel era are also good. The movies themselves are boring messes, the stuff that surrounds them are the good bits.
I would say that Revenge of the Sith felt more like a Star Wars movie. Was dark, brutal and took risks, even with some bland and boring dialogue.
Revenge of the Sith was kind of dumb. Anakin was easier to manipulate than a child. He just believes some old man can help him with zero proof or evidence and goes on to murder/betray all his friends and allies over it. It portrayed Anakin as an idiot.
I want that gem identifier plugin for chrome
You don't need that, you just have to look at their noses to identify them.
Vicious Bigot and black beady soulless eyes
@@JokahFACE Which completely deflates the conspiracy but life would be boring without easy punching bags and what's easier to punch than a big nose?
It's not so much a conspiracy as a facet of objective reality. There are (hopefully) no nosebergs meeting in a smokey room somewhere plotting the destruction of Europeans (well, there are, but they're in socially acceptable NGO's and non-profit organizations, or they are government officials). But denying that Jews are vastly and completely over-represented among the perfidious ideological and intellectual movements (Communism, sexual revolution, the idea of "racism," etc.) of the past several centuries is quite frankly childish.
Early life section of wikipedia works just fine
33:43 the overlaying of the "Fences" audio over this scene got me crying, it is perfect in soo many ways.
Jyn Erso? Well fuck me. That's a play on Jan Ors, the buddy of Kyle Katarn.
You know Kyle, the incredibly cool guy and the only reasonable jedi tempted by the dark side (he renounced his jedi ways after being tempted) from the Jedi Outcast games... who stole the Death Star plans in the original canon.
That name alone is reason enough to hate the movie.
Taqquiya Tacos or knights of the old republic
On the topic of SW characters taken from other sources. Kylo Ren kinda reminds me of the antagonist of Star Wars: New Rebellion from the old expanded universe novels. The dude was called Kueller - A darkside manchild with anger issues trying to be like darth vader (including a vader style death mask) but underneath he has a very childish face
instead of ToR we should have gotten KOTOR 3, 4, 5, 6 ... given how much content they had promised for ToR
Really rogue juan is like DARK FORCES of Disney, is exactly the same, but seems less cannon than Dark Forces atm
You may not always make lengthy videos but the ones you make are very rewatchable and funny!Everytime i see them feels like the first!!
All I had to see was
*"Considers 'Gone Home' a 5/5 game"*
That "game" was a pile of shit. I got it free on PS+ and was still angry after finishing it. 15 mins in I was mocking it due to knowing exactly where it was heading.
They load the beginning with dreary, almost horror ambiance to no payoff. They have moments in the 1-hour playthrough that intimate a haunting and/or brutal crime scene for it to be a "learn my sibling is gay" simulator.
They didn't even have the balls to have the gay sister dead in the attic. I'd have given it a pass had she been hanging from a noose in that attic but, no, she ran off with her lesbian lover.
So!? Good for her. Why do I give a fuck?! I hate that "game" with an unreasonable level of passion. I actually kinda-sorta didn't mind Rogue One but knowing it had a writer that thinks Gone Home is a perfect game now ruins it.
That's how much I hate that pile of shit game. 😅
That 'game' was so caught up in trying to catch nostalgia for the nineties it forgot that anyone who was a kid in the nineties was TWENTY YEARS OLDER when it released. Therefore, they aren't going to side with the whiny teenager but instead with the parents who weren't nearly as bad as the story painted them. Especially since by the end they were clearly becoming more used to the idea, to the point of trusting the daughter alone for a week while they went off and dealt with there own problems. Then the daughter, who now has no reason to run away, steals everything she can carry and runs away.
I played that thing years ago and it annoyed me so much I still remember this stuff.
Man you put so much effort in to making these videos. They are a masterpiece on their own.
And those hits and jem winks....mmm...chefs kiss.
The force awakens set the bar so low this is a master piece in comparison.
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I liked this less.
Rogue One was dogshit
TheSoloTrooper Compared to Tfa, it's kino
Force Awakens is better than Rogue One. People only like Rogue One cuz itz "dark".
No people like Rogue one better, because it was less predictable then a new hope 2.0
what the fuck, i hate gems now
good!
Because they're prominent in media? Is that bad for some reason?
Genocide is a stretch, even metaphorically-speaking. It still requires intent and even supremacy thinking. Just because they're popular doesn't mean they are going out of their way to exclude non-gems.
+Toten You could say that's Hollywood in general. How is that even gem-specific?
+Massacre8844
#NotAllGems is all I'm saying. I think liberals is really the term you're thinking of.
Im guessing the gems are the people who creating the Mary Sue characters
Disney has Mary Sued viewers and fans of all their shekels.
_Sued_
Kappa (Because people do the dollar dance to any movie that plays out all of their _perfectionist fantasies_)
37:05 well "from a certain point of view" Obi-Wan never really owned R2
Anikin did
Anakin didn't own Artoo; Padme did. Funny how that didn't give away their relationship during the Clone Wars lmao Obi-Wan _had_ to have known.
@@hanburgundy4317 oh he knew. Even in the last season of the clone wars after anakin had a call with padme Obi said "tell Padme I said hello" in a passive aggressive manner.
Leave it to ObiWan to be a pedantic douche, just like he was in the prequals.
@@dragons_red and thats why we love him
That is true. Obi did have R4, but R4 got taken out by buzz droids, and Obi never replaced R4, sooo from that point on, Obi never owned a droid
Fun fact:
The lava planet that his "space mansion" is on is the exact same planet he was burned alive on. He picked it as his home for that exact reason.
Also, so he could always have the high ground
Also, If my memory serves me correctly, Vader's castle directly overlooks the very lava bank he was immolated on.
@@RebelOne610 Yes sir
Am I the only one really bothered the most by the fact that armored people in movies are taken out by attacks that wouldn't have even finished off a naked guy? I mean her attacks don't even dent the troopers armor, let alone do anything that makes you think the guy even felt that in the armor. A man using those same methods shouldn't be able to easily negate body armor let alone a tiny girl. A female with her build couldn't even budge a large male in body armor without using leverage and momentum in some crazy martial-arts kind of way, and the trooper could have just hung back and shot her without giving her the opportunity and if he was even equally skilled in hand-to-hand combat, she'd be totally helpless due to a disadvantage in body mass. Physics do not care about your gender politics, and no men and women aren't equal in physical ability because women have less muscle mass they don't ooze testosterone, so they can't build it as easily either, they have lower bone density too, and generally a smaller frame. There are exceptions but the average is what matters when comparing genders or most anything for that matter. I would love it if we all were born physically able to be adept at any task but sorry, physically speaking men and women aren't equal at all, even men and other men, and women and other women aren't equal with each other. Some people are even born crippled, I highly doubt that even with training, a guy born without arms is going to beat Mike Tyson in the ring. So if you want to call someone a misogynist, it's not people who point this out you should point the finger at, it's mother nature. Because apparently women were designed by her to pop out babies and tend the home, and not be ultra amazing warriors. As a human, your potential to adapt is still magnitudes higher than pretty much anything else though, so there's that. You can be a good fighter and be a woman if you're a rather fit one and you train ten times harder than your male counterparts, you can just about catch up, if you're one of a handful of extreme examples, you might even beat the male average. But you'll never get there unless you acknowledge your deficiencies and train with them in mind. If you try to be a soldier for example, and train less hard or even as hard as the average male soldier, you won't even keep up with them. Also if the enemy catches you, it will probably be worse for you than your male counterpart who's magnitudes less likely to get raped, and even if they do, they won't end up pregnant with the baby of their rapist.
TL/DR: Armor and guns (mostly guns) makes hand to hand combat relatively pointless in r/l, and women can't just magically be as strong or stronger than men without ridiculously training themselves to the limit. Life is hard, we are not all born equal, get over it.
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Gotz the Ironhand Stormtrooper armor is apparently very susceptible to melee attacks, at least from some Legends material and a bit of canon material
At least the Ewoks used big rocks. She has a telescopic baton, that thing would barely dent the armor.
Gotz the Ironhand word
My problem with the idea of introducing moral grey into this Star Wars movie: Doesn't Rogue One take place mere days or weeks before A New Hope? Are we really to believe the moral attitude of an entire political, paramilitary counter movement *rebellion* to shift to total or near total moral purity over such a short period of time? On top of that, why bother painting the rebels as anti-heroes when the empire's forces are still shown to be rotten to the core? Krennick (I dunno how you spell his name) and Tarkin are at each other's throats over the project, the former of whom gunned down a woman because her husband wouldn't cooperate with his wishes, Darth Vader... Exists (seriously, the guy just radiates evil), the only Imperial I can think of as being remotely good or morally upright was the pilot who got mind-raped by Sol's pet Cthulhu, so I'm chalking that up to brain damage...
Writing moral ambiguity is like a hot plate of food, potentially delicious, but you're risking a lot by touching it.
yepp. thank you. also lmfao xd
He says “bad guys are doing good things” but that never happens. We only see things from the good guy’s perspective and we don’t get any fleshed out bad guys.
I imagine the pitch meeting for this character went something like this:
"We need a strong female."
"Agreed. How do we do that?"
"Fuck if I know. Just make her a smart ass and good at everything with zero training. No one will notice."
Six Mag uh this is Rogue Wan, not TFA
E,R senpai, you fool, you missed an opportunity to put a sombrero and moustache on Jyn.
Just imagine:
"Rogue Juan"
Star Wars used to be a story. Now, it is simply a franchise.
It's been a franchise since they started selling toys back in 1977.
37:19 has me dead "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!" that callback to phantom menace made me laugh way too hard.
I love what you said "STAR WARS as a movie franchise finished at the latest in 1983, and now we are only watching its puppeted corpse be paraded about" . This is a brilliant (if terrifying) assessment and I completely agree with it. DISNEY is pure evil!!
Disney STOLE Simba, the Lion King from Kimba, the White Lion. Even the anime company was all, "They're Disney and we're too small to fight their lawyers".
Jinzo Clash that's not exactly stealing though. Lion King is a combination of Kimba the White Lion and Hamlet. It was based off of both. They didn't use Kimba himself.
Very, very wrong. Matthew Broderick was given the script, told it was a remake of Kimba. Early production art shows Simba as white. Pivotal scenes are DIRECT redraws from Kimba. Other people working on it had mentioned it was Kimba. So yes, it was indeed, absolutely, a ripoff of Kimba.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimba_the_White_Lion#/media/File:Earlypresentationreelwhitelionking.jpg
Jinzo Clash "The story takes place in a kingdom of lions in Africa and was influenced by William Shakespeare's Hamlet"
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_King
I was actually very, very right. Lol. Brought to you by the same source you used: wikipedia.
Like, LITERALLY, scenes were emulated. As in, what looks like a really nicely done trace-job. You can google and see the scene rips. They're blatant. It's kind of funny here... I don't think there's ANY evidence someone could present to you whereby you'd be like, "oh, yeah, ok... you're right". I already pointed out the script handed to an actor had him being told it was Kimba. Before Disney told them to stop it, people working on it had SAID they were doing Kimba. There exists early Disney production art OF him being white. And then, the final product even has EXACT scene rips. If that's not enough to convince you, you're lost. Or work for Disney. lol.
Gems do seem to control everything don't they, what a peculiar coincidence.
Gems are just hardworking individuals, who are targeted by everyone else's jealousy. Yep, not because of nepotism or tribe-like interest.
Antigemitism
The Nazis were also influenced by Gems, though! One of the masterminds behind fascism as a whole and thus Nazism was Benito Mussolini's Gem companion, Margherita Sarfatti. She is known to have fused with him on numerous occasions.
It no coincidence! It is very simple: we are shinier and sharper than any other type of rock.
frbe0101 God's chosen mineral.
Glad to see E;R uses Coincidence Detector.
bit . surf:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz
what is this? (genuinly curious)
Forkinator a jew radar. A jewdar if you will.
Anil Nair where did the term come from to mean jewdar?
Just google "coincidence detector encyclopedia dramatica" for a colorful and thorough explanation and how to download and install.
You know it’s bad when she has to call herself a Disney princess to fill the void of never being Ariel
She got beat out as the new age Ariel by a sloth
This is not really related but fuck Disneys Ariel, I like the original fairy tale that actually had balls and wasn't some cushy "love always wins" BS but everyone around her was right and it's not smart to go off falling in love with some dude just because you looked at him from far away and in the end she fuckin dies because he doesn't love her and becomes sea foam. Now that's a story.
I didn't even bother to check out pewds' shout-outs, not until Verge issued him and your channel, then I finally subbed and kept liking your videos. I want to thank Verge for promoting you. Very cool of them.
>finding Enigmatic;Reality from a third party
@@threestripedbandit Mannnn... He wanted it to be left innocuous:(
Rogue one was a much better movie the tfa though.
I don't agree it's much better and even if it was that's not a hard bar to pass.
greer nelson
Everything is better than tfa; its not an excuse anymore
Agreed, but that's not much of a compliment. It's sort of like saying "Explosive Diarrhea is better then a Peptic Ulcer".
Yep
greer nelson better but still crap.
And besides, the glaring flaw of the Death Star? It's at the end of a very heavily guarded trench, lined with turrets and the pilots had to also watch their backs or they'd be sitting ducks from the TIE Fighters fucking them in the ass...and pray to whatever cosmic power that your bombs actually got inside the exhaust port. There's a reason why Han called Luke's shot "one in a million". Want a glaring flaw? Return of the Jedi's Death Star.
In fairness DS2 was still under construction, in orbit around a moon with a stone-age civilisation, protected by a shield generator on that same moon and surrounded by an Imperial naval armada: as impregnable as it was possible to be at the time.
The great flaw in that situation was Palpatine's hubris in using it as bait for Luke and the rebellion. Stellar planning from the man who orchestrated the fall of the Republic, there.
A lack of point defense is the more glaring flaw. The turbolasers are anti-ship weapons, not anti-fighter. The assumption that nothing short of an armada could even hope to threaten the Death Star was the true flaw in its design. The exhaust port is just the icing on the cake of arrogance.
You actually couldn't have though. Turbolasers may be for large targets, but they can sort of function the same as flak guns if you have enough of them. And there were thousands of them on the Death Star, so you really didn't want to try that.
Discounting the background stuff that was made up to make it make sense, you're right. But hey, it's a soft sci-fi/fantasy movie, and it's put together well enough that the flaw didn't detract from it. Unlike all the flaws in Episode 7.
Yeah, the most fun about this is, if you play the attack on the death star in the classic x.wing game, you can make a horrible hard mission into a piece of cake by just ignoring the trench and flying up and diving down to that exhaust port instead ^.^
Now trench runs themselves are not that stupid, you can get cover in those trenches and protect yourself from most defense systems... now why all those imperial ships have those trenches is a different problem °:^
Not really, star wars energy weapons are slow projectile weapons which you can see and avoid before they hit you. So those slow firing turbolasers are really not a good defense, especially when they can not even track incoming ships.
Are they just telling these feminist they're main characters and they're actually side characters
pretty much
the perfect strategy to make them shut up. Now they just need a good movie to go along with it.