If I had the opportunity to get on that stage and tell a story, I'd talk about that time my acid trip didnt wear off the night before and I had to go skydiving that morning
Really? I have been watching clips from before and after he left and haven't noticed a difference. Also the three stories Roy Wood Jr I've seen tell are among my favorites.
the part when he slapped his friend with the used condom, is gold. this is genuinely funny. cant rmb when was the last time I had a laugh this hard. good stuff
He's thinking " this is WHY i was psyched to get a ride instead of riding the bus. I was worried I'd get hit with a used condom on the bus but here's Ari slapping me with one. I may need better friends"
@@danolive6950 The fact that you left the condom itself leaves a doubt, which in the process of finding out the truth, might ruin your life. Imagine that girl coming to your workplace screaming about "it's your baby" with a used condom...
ARIIIIIII! Cant watch past season 1 in Aus? Any chance changing this setting is an easy fix? I binged watched the first season and its just too funny i died a few times inside. Keep up the awesome work! Also, sorry on behalf of all Australian's for our filthy dirt weed.
Daeg no Bc Benjamin button starts off small and wrinkled, but then grows BIGGER but more youthful, until he gets back to getting small again. So reverse Benjamin button means you get smaller and little and wrinkled.
Wait Wait Wait.....he said he would give his friend a ride home because he is in a great mode. Ha ha ha. I guess his joke about taking friends to the airport is true.
I listened to enough Tom Leykis when I was a teenager to know that you always carry a mini bottle of tobacco for afterwards. It’s good advice if you’re paranoid.
That 70s prom suit he's wearing 😂😂
Hell yeah uncle Joey
He's dressed like the Joker.
Fuckin love it!! classy as fuck!
Can you, please, explain it to me, what's wrong with wearing a suit from the 70's? Please.
@@babasemka its 2020 lol. I love it tho i think its more of a joker look
I love when Ari Shaffir introduces Ari Shaffir! 😂🤣😅
The condom real estate joke has gone over so many heads I am sure. God I love this man,
free rent best rent
Yeah I don’t get it lol can u explain
@ticrific2714 he said that black people don't know anything about condoms so he thinks Ari is talking about condos (condominiums).
"THE SEED OF A MAN WITH A JOB!!!!" 😂 😂 😂 😂
IKR?😅
Anyone else binge watching these videos?
Ever since I found it last night lol
stephen hunter yaaaas!! Ari's are the best! And the guy that stole the Jersey twice!!! And meth pee!! 🤣🤣🤣
stephen hunter I’ve been binge watching for days
Devan pitts agreed ari's are the best. I was pleasantly surprised by the brendan schaub one
If I had the opportunity to get on that stage and tell a story, I'd talk about that time my acid trip didnt wear off the night before and I had to go skydiving that morning
lmfao as if you still went.
i wish i could skydive on acid
You should do a video describing it
Umm I think you confused TH-cam comments section with /r/ thathappened ;)
Do a youtube video on it
Lowkey the best thing in that bit was "If that's a full condom, you have a very positive way of looking at the World"
'Scumbag'
Well... quite a literal take on the theme...
Ari never disappoints 😂
The God part is underrated. Amazing setup that probably went a little over people's head, initially.
Pretty obvious, and he explained it.
He butchered the punchline
Honestly the show went down hill after he stopped hosting it
Really? I have been watching clips from before and after he left and haven't noticed a difference. Also the three stories Roy Wood Jr I've seen tell are among my favorites.
I love how in all these he introduces himself in third person as the host😂
His suit is super. And his face when he introduces himself. So much love.
Ari is a comic genius
Why does he introduce himself like that😂
So is reverse Benjamin buttoning just normal aging?
Yes, Christina! Jeez! lol
Thank you!!!!!
He meant at the sperm stage an the sperm aged his penis
It turns into a baby thumb
yup. absolutely true!!
The Time Ari Didn't Pay Up After Losing A Bet With Bert And Tom
heheIt was a pretty sweet saga! Just a part of me is genuinely stuck wondering if he was doing the Jew stereotype to play into the jokes.
old & incorrect news.
NEXT TOPIC
incorrect? how? cause joe bailed him out?
This man needs Jesus.
Whatta welcher!
I knew it would suck
Did not disappoint
That real estate joke was too good
"Did you just hit me with a full condom!" I lost it...I was laughing...
one of the best intros😂👏
"Reverse Benjamin Button." So, like, the normal aging process?
this nigga introduced himself
he always does
white powers ignorance at its finest
Thats not ignorance, thats a spell check.
They're on a budget you know
your name is whitie powers no need to argue
"Let me smell your vagina!"
LMAO! Best intro out of all the crazy ones Ari has done for TINH.
that drowning joke bombed
I heard laughter at the punch line....where it supposed to occur.
I saw the crowd change multiple times throughout this set.
That intro was amazing 😂
😂😂 I needed a laugh this Morning!
Ari's comedy is on fire lately. The Chinese story was hilarious too. Can't wait for his specials.
I don’t pop Molly I rock Tom.....oh wait no I pop Molly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely brilliant!
Love your stories.
This man is the best
Best intro EVERRRRRR... 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ari your the best........... USA no1. Best skit start yet.
Good story, funny AF
the part when he slapped his friend with the used condom, is gold. this is genuinely funny. cant rmb when was the last time I had a laugh this hard. good stuff
this is the best I swear
I'm so glad I heard this. Out off all the guys I know me and another friend are the only 2 to strike someone with a "full" condom 😂
I have the same paranoia. I can't leave condoms that I've jizzed in at a girls house 😂😂 I thought I was the only one
A Häagen-Dazs dip cone, most relatable image ever xD
im an optimist *the condom is always half full* 👻
Makes sense. Optomist = small dick. Got it
He said I just thought I would show him 😂😂😂
He's thinking " this is WHY i was psyched to get a ride instead of riding the bus. I was worried I'd get hit with a used condom on the bus but here's Ari slapping me with one. I may need better friends"
Not throwing a condom away at a girls house is actually really good advice. Particularly if its a one night stand with a chick you dont really know.
Sperm out from the body cools off quickly and doesn't survive long outside the average human temperature. I wouldn't worry too much.
@@danolive6950 The fact that you left the condom itself leaves a doubt, which in the process of finding out the truth, might ruin your life. Imagine that girl coming to your workplace screaming about "it's your baby" with a used condom...
@@danolive6950 ask Boris Becker
How fucked up does a toilet have to look that you don't think it can flush things lol
Enter Username if you've ever clogged one with something innocuous you'll soon learn to become apprehensive. Haha
As a phlebotomist I can say this now. Semen doesn’t live for more than an hour outside body temperature environment.
Wanna take that chance? 😏
The first time I saw him entroduce himself I was like what.. is there a guy that looks exactly like him he has a twin? What, what's going on
Love this guy - . I love laughing.
I laughed out loud at the intro
ARIIIIIII! Cant watch past season 1 in Aus? Any chance changing this setting is an easy fix? I binged watched the first season and its just too funny i died a few times inside. Keep up the awesome work!
Also, sorry on behalf of all Australian's for our filthy dirt weed.
STILL FROM THE SAME NIGHT?!
I have to admit this was a pretty good story.
man, this playlist is really long
Powerful punch drunk sports shoutout
Yeah...he's definitely the sociopath of the crew
Haha bloody introduces himself XD
4:50😂😂 lmfaooooo
I once got a rubber stuck to the ceiling and me and my ex fiancee left it there till It fell a week later cause we're just tidy people like that
Omg when he hit the punch line I fell out of my chair.
That one woman at the back constantly looking at her phone, lol
Oh wow 😂 This might be one of the best opening...
That intro!
These intros are fucking hilarious
That intro was fuckin hilarious
Love ya ari ur the man so funny wish I could hang out and smoke a joint with u bro keep up the good work pal
This is going to be bad. I haven't even watched it yet. LET'S SEE
Everyone says he is such a bad person... but damn he is funny🥺
OMG!!! Slappin' yo friends with a used jizzy wrap!!! That. Is. PRICELESS!!!
reverse Benjamin button? You mean regular aging, Ari?
"black people don't wear condoms" 😂😂😂😂
there's always that one
@Decriminalize Darwinism Don't take it so seriously.
I miss Ari
I laughed a fucking ton. timing worked for me really well. I just wish it ended right at "if thats a full condom..."
Not a bad intro for the theme
He fucked up the whole crowd @ 5:04 💀💀💀💀. This world ain’t loyal
who else knew what he was thinking about
next time I take of a condemn imma shout "GRENADE" lmao!
Best tuxedo ever....
The intro Is fucking trippy cause I was fucking high (should try😂😂)
Ari throwing his career away, -"KOBE!"
@ u must be lonely
Great story just needs a better finish. Gotta leave the room on the biggest laugh
I laughed way too hard at "reverse Benjamin Button". That doesn't make any fucking sense hahaha. That's just normal aging.
Daeg no Bc Benjamin button starts off small and wrinkled, but then grows BIGGER but more youthful, until he gets back to getting small again.
So reverse Benjamin button means you get smaller and little and wrinkled.
Natalia Alfonso Benjamin button ages in reverse of normal aging. So the reverse of the reverse would just be normal aging.
It cancels out 🤣 simple mathematics
0:51 guy in lower left blue shirt can give no fucks its Ari Shaffir announcing Ari Shaffir....
Me,as I watch any video with Ari in it:
(Hagrid voice):"You're a wizard,Ari."
That was a painful story 😳😆
Holy shit Ari is BAKED lmfao
Shit I thought I was the only one worried about trapping
Ewww Ari touched the pole!!!🤣🤣🤣
First thing I do is put Tabasco sauce in my used condoms... Thank You Tom Leykis(Father).
do you mean literal father or our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
I straight up though he meant voodoo not a unplanned crazy pregnancy.
Wait Wait Wait.....he said he would give his friend a ride home because he is in a great mode. Ha ha ha. I guess his joke about taking friends to the airport is true.
I listened to enough Tom Leykis when I was a teenager to know that you always carry a mini bottle of tobacco for afterwards. It’s good advice if you’re paranoid.
Someone had a stand up but about this guy
No video today ??????
3:57 so many people didn't get that one
Wow, first down I've given this is not happening
i still don’t know if these are the same people
@1:13 "Having sex with a _woman,_
NOT a girl -- feminists got that right...."
(just noticing = *Jun 6, 2017* = few months pre-Me-Too)
so did he get a transplant, of finasteride?
Why didn't he just open the knot and drain it in the washroom? Dumb AF 😂😂
That would be a funny story