Ari Shaffir - Butt Stuff - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- Ari Shaffir tries something different in bed, but it goes very, very poorly.
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dude ive been on a binge watching this dude hes hilarious
Check out his podcast, Skeptic Tank. It's rad like him.
@@OuroboroArturo me tooo
I adore him.
Same
Found him on this day. Been binging for hours now
For those who aren't familiar with the Hebrew phrase at 8:50, בתיאבון "b'teavon" is basically the same as saying "bon appetit."
Thanks
Just what I was looking for! Thank you.
תודה!
Thx dude
I don't speak french
"Hungry Hungry hippo Ass"
I need this on a hoodie
Do you really tho?
yes preston
yes i do
Perfect christmas story
That guy in the back, making faces like it's all happening to him right at the moment hahah
“There’s no worse STD than a baby” 😂
The show was sooooo much better with Ari. I can't believe CC banished him from his own show cause he dared do a Netflix special.
I'm happy he has a special. He deserves it! Bout to go watch that tonight!
Yeah, fuck Comedy Central.
Comedy Central is a shit hole.
I’m all for Ari and not CC in this case. They should give him back his intellectual property.
"Hungry hungry hippo ass", that's a classic!
Ari, Tom and Bert. The most laughs I've ever shit out.
Y- You laugh out your ass? wtf?
Wait, wasn't SHE supposed to notice?
I was thinking that too.. like he SHOULD have said something if it didnt feel right. But like.... she would have been the first to notice
He even made the point that any sexually active person with a vagina will IMMEDIATELY let you know when you're going for the wrong hole
Unless they were both HEAVILY intoxicated, then I could sort of understand but yeah
@@helloimellieful I would think someone who doesn't have sex often would notice a lot quicker because like nothing has ever been up there lmao unless she stretches really easily and lubed the fuck up. Drugs and/or alcohol can play a big part in it though.
She just wanted a baby lets be adults.
She didn't go ahead and update him on his "altered" flight plan? Like, when you set the plan out, most women usually give you a warning that you're in the wrong neighborhood. Metaphors.
Simple Sonata 😂
Who's flying from neighborhood to neighborhood?
I know you commented this 5 years ago, but I just wannna show you some love. AMAZING comment. Thank you.
@@sydneyhensley4444 i know this was 11 months ago but also amazing comment haha lol im fucking wsted
So he is Napolean Dynamite's cooler older brother. Right?
funny
you're just jealous because he's been chatting with hot chicks on the internet all day
"What are you Mexican or something," 😂😂😂
I'm actually lost, what was the joke behind that?
I'm just binge watching tf out of Ari Shaffi This Is Not Happening videos
Same. Watching every last one on here.
"there's a cure but its pretty illegal" no one in the crowd laughed but i fucking died
Busted out laughing when Ari hit us with the air quotes. Hilarious.
"other genus of hard-ons" lol
my favorite part haha
I seriously have that one bottle of lube that's been sitting there for God know how long half full. The bottle of lube has even changes houses with me haha.
Leonard Carlson same lol.
8:50 "B'tei avon" --> Hebrew: "Enjoy your meal."
Tal Moore thankyou
Best episode so far I haven't laughed out loud so much to stand up in a while.
No.
Ari had me rolling again. He said "Yes" so fast. Got a new subscriber. Was fun to watch. Great video
"... there's a cure for it, but it's *way* illegal." Lol, brilliant.
This crowd sucks, like seriously did you go out to funerals to find them?
that girl was dying
its not true just because You say so.
Are you the fucking crowd police? Get lostvtroll
TheCaymanRasta HehEHEH
gO tO tRuTHCoNtESTCom< rEAd The PREsent
thomascampr Good one.
Ari Shaffir is damn funny. I watched him before and he always delivers best jokes!
Love these Apex Twin intros, with their sick get ready for "Fun" stories.
Did you mean _"Aphex Twin"?_
when it goes in the wrong hole, the woman would ever so gently say
NO
NO
NOOOOOOO
(With swatting motions like she's shooing a fly away) 😂
Then you reply *Bite The Pillow I’m Goin In Dry*
I think If a girl says wrong hole the only good is answer “well yeah this should be mila kunis’ ass but here we are@
Nooo my ex did this dry and I kicked him and was crying
9:58 watch the guy to the left as his face changes hahahaha
Lol
9:57: "hungry hungry hippo ass" look at the dude in the blue shirt in the background, youre welcome
Zachary Alton I made the same exact as I watched him
These "this is not happening" episodes are really making me sad that I never had cable
Ehhh this 10 minute joke would have taken about 20 on cable soo your just missing the commercials if anything lol!
I hate people that hate Ari Shaffir
+HipsterHolocaust what the fuck
it would help if he was funny
No one hates him, it's just that he's a jew
I hate people that hate people that hate Ari Shaffir.
I hate people that hate people that hate people that hate Ari Shaffir.
YO I JUST DIED LAUGHING 9:52 INTO IT. I HAVEN'T LITERALLY LAUGHED OF JOY IN A WHILE. 👍
Ari always make me laugh so hard
9:30 Lol Ari took the words right out of my mouth
GET ARTIE LANGE ON THIS!
That'll fill the next 3 seasons
He has been now
he was
That was awesome. But as far as anal horror stories, you dodged a bullet
Ari is pretty underrated.
My nigga ari
“Meh we’re done” sounded like Brandon Novak
favorite comedian
"if you see [someone with a sleeve of tattoos], theres one thing you can guarantee, not a virgin" well clearly the universe is telling me to get a sleeve before losing my v-card 🤷
1:00 for the start
The intros are fine
But waiting’s a sin
The video starts at 1:00 in
Precious! I laughed sooo hard.
Bro that totally happened to me man makes it so much funnier
Omg this was so hilarious
I lost my mind when he said hungry hippo. 🤣
6:20 absolutely made me lose my shit hahahaha this guy is crack up
"Pregnant? What, are u Mexican?' 😮😂
Guy in the blue shirt when he said "are you Mexican " definitely looked at someone Hispanic to cage their reaction before he laughed 🤣🤣🤣
This was so funny 😂
What girl wants someone to last 2 minutes
@@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 haha yup! Time is $$
A girl that has shit to do the next day?
Found him yesterday, non stop laughing
BRING BACK ARI🙋♀️
It's been long enough for it to recommend Ari again
All I do is watch theses all day everyday 25/8
“With your hungry hungry hippo ass” 😂😂😂
This dude is so nonchalant fucken funny as hell...
Oh my God, Ari is a fucking savage! My ribs hurt! xD
Rocking that Napoleon Dynamite suit lol
Lmao genus of hard ons 😂😂😂
From the few times I've watched Ari on Joe Rogan, I thought he might be gay. Clearly my gaydar is busted, lol. This was a funny, awkward story.
Haha!! Can someone explain to me the "What are you, Mexican?" Joke though, that one didn't register for me LOL
Brown baby = brown shit?
Preston Wagner There's a stereotype that Hispanic woman get pregnant extremely easy. I can only assume it kinda started because the main religion is catholicism and the catholic church is anti-condom.
+john pshitek your a fucking dipshit.
Lmao halfsies on a day after pill
That muscular Ari will haunt my dreams hahahaha
Adrone The teeth - what the shit?
Damn, Ari. Slay'd it.
With love from Wales.
I wouldn't call a shit hole a VIP entrance myself. More like the walk through a GRIMEY kitchen getting ya best clothes covered in "shit" lmao
I know it's been 3 years, but nobody made a joke about rolling out the red carpet.
Ari is great at telling stories.
Kevin Christy... CRUSHING IT!
Wow, that was hilarious
Saw Ari open at just for laughs years back
Even funnier nowadays
Dont move 😂
go ari! best show ever
Lmaooo yoooo, I time watch and in a female. I'm like listen man, u got 5 more mins. Hurry tf up
Closed it so strong, 10/10 on the last two lines!
7:24 literally dying
Ari is fs in the top ten comics of all time
Ari you the man.
This exact same thing of mistaken hole identity happened to me before too..
The thing to know about the Uncensored videos, is to *always* skip directly to the 1:00 minute mark.
Yo I lost it at hungry hungry hippo ass!!!
This Is Not Happening, Fucking Excellent every episode
Give aRi his show back!
I bought this, I usully dont do that sort of thing... worth it.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I ain't fuckin no shit hole unless we're married Lol
this was so hilarious
Uh may zing!
This dude is toooo fucking funny 😆
Why do I keep hearing H. Jon Benjamin every now and again. Swear Ari sounds like Archer half the time..
Look in for the "did he just introduce himself"
Hahaha omg hungry hungry hippo ass haha amazing haha
Butt stuff is so much fun. Giving or receiving!!
This bit thxD
KOBE
I didn’t really like ari at first but this nigga be funny af 😂😂😂
Ari hilarious
Will Ari finally be funny? SURVEY SAYS? Ehhhh.
Ari is really emphasizing the title of this show with this story.
'This is Not Happening' without Ari = not happening!
Watching this guy high is the best