Ari Shaffir & Mat Edgar - Camping on Mushrooms - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • In this extended clip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir describe doing a bunch of drugs, trying to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and running into some suspicious police officers during a camping trip.
    Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: www.cc.com/show....
    Follow Mat Edgar on Twitter: / matedgar
    Follow Ari Shaffir on Twitter: / arishaffir
    Theme by Run the Jewels. Purchase the LP here: apple.co/1ARsXOf

ความคิดเห็น • 917

  • @standup
    @standup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Looking for more This Is Not Happening? Check out comedians’ wildest drug stories here: th-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pl-EsIsmgZTuS0t3Tm6EV8.html

  • @veganartistbjt8090
    @veganartistbjt8090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    Matt Edgar looks like Eric Forman took too many mushrooms

    • @MediumNate
      @MediumNate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awesome

    • @taylor-oe6sb
      @taylor-oe6sb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vegan Artist BJT I FUCKING KNOW RIGHTTTTTT

    • @shogunbirds6589
      @shogunbirds6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably is

    • @jmolson027
      @jmolson027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's god damn perfect

    • @cami1249
      @cami1249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so exact LMAO

  • @hmfoden
    @hmfoden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    2016: " There's no medical mushrooms"
    2020: "Hold my beer"

    • @spaghettie9025
      @spaghettie9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please tell me you aren't joking

    • @zenleeparadise
      @zenleeparadise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spaghettie9025 legal in Oregon is what I’ve heard

    • @twig8523
      @twig8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spaghettie9025 it's a genuine anti-depressant treatment. It's where the term micro-dosing originated, but it's an even lesser micro-dose that just getting "high" rather than "tripping."

    • @gluee8674
      @gluee8674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@twig8523 microdosing really works

    • @twig8523
      @twig8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gluee8674 Yes. It does. That's why I said it's a genuine anti-depressant treatment... What I was also talking about was the popular trend of taking more than a medical dose, but less than a full-on trip dose, to get high instead. This is also colloquially called microdosing. Which, clearly, creates confusion & misunderstandings in regards to the medical treatment.

  • @PwnerforhighER
    @PwnerforhighER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    This duo comedy thing definitely feels off

    • @asdfman7007
      @asdfman7007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      yea the timing is weird, but the story is funny...

    • @slantdwave
      @slantdwave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      One is funny, one is weird

    • @hvovibez
      @hvovibez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Their improving

    • @lilezur543
      @lilezur543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      some aspects possibly

    • @LuisTorres-uk2gf
      @LuisTorres-uk2gf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah for sure

  • @paytonbarnett8641
    @paytonbarnett8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I have NEVER seen two guys doing stand up together like they did but they did an amazing job!

    • @aRealParadise
      @aRealParadise ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is not stand up its storytelling

    • @christopherscooper58
      @christopherscooper58 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really ? I was thinking just the opposite.

    • @backupaccount2785
      @backupaccount2785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes 🙌 I agree they did a really great job

  • @kaykay12152
    @kaykay12152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ari just does shrooms with everyone 😂

  • @REALthugnasty
    @REALthugnasty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    just me or is ari Starting to look like pepper from American horror story??
    lmao

  • @jasonarnold5294
    @jasonarnold5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everyone look up matt give him some love and ty ari for another fucking amazing story its like reliving my past trips i swear i just saw the walls breathing and i havent took acid in many years lol

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahah

  • @justinverville1560
    @justinverville1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They need to bring this series back

  • @shauisfhasjfdakfa
    @shauisfhasjfdakfa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    HAHAHAHA the part about his buddy guessing the time and his reactions

  • @kaitlyns9972
    @kaitlyns9972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hello officer what are you doing here at 1:17" lmfao

  • @FearBoxFiles
    @FearBoxFiles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Denim suit with a bolo tie, great combo man.

  • @Nic-bm5lf
    @Nic-bm5lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way Ari introduce himself 😂

  • @ethanvance1814
    @ethanvance1814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mat is swaying back and forth hard

  • @ACrevolt
    @ACrevolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There are medical mushrooms 🍄 now 👽

  • @LandRunProductions
    @LandRunProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Killed it with a double-team. 4 in a row.
    (Give me a job, Shaffir.)

  • @garrettmccarty8383
    @garrettmccarty8383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I just realized the theme song is Run the Jewels.

    • @MIngalls
      @MIngalls 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh fuck thanks man! I was wondering what it was cuz it sounds dope. Looked em up and they are dope as fuck

    • @nickkrechel
      @nickkrechel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats the name of the song?

    • @garrettmccarty8383
      @garrettmccarty8383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's the name of the song as well. First song on their first album

  • @BrandonWaters
    @BrandonWaters 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of my favorites of the whole series

  • @katieperry9971
    @katieperry9971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dude youre trippin balls in a McDonald's. You're not better than us"

  • @sirkraken5140
    @sirkraken5140 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The opening music is run the jewels by run the jewels

  • @NeatherTraveler
    @NeatherTraveler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My grandma could do that with the time, she always knew it by the second, it was amazing, she died about a year ago

  • @krazed98
    @krazed98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Duuuuude... had an experience similar to this at a state park, but on acid... funny how it kicked in right as the cops rolled up... got let go though because everyone blew triple zeros LMAO

  • @slimischillin7753
    @slimischillin7753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Ari looks high all the time now... Higher than he usually looks.

    • @HoezNjuice
      @HoezNjuice 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @worryphree
      @worryphree 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +stylesclash101 You mean like, all the time?

    • @KeetyPooh
      @KeetyPooh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +stylesclash101 It's the AIDs.

    • @worryphree
      @worryphree 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keety Mang Oh, crap!

    • @torrqueable
      @torrqueable 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +stylesclash101 you know how it is half a bowl by yourself 4 bowls with your friend while playing LoL 6 when you wake up in the middle of the night go down to his dorm room and he says im not really all that high anymore

  • @plainjane8870
    @plainjane8870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like I haven’t seen a comedy duo like this before. Very cool!!

  • @dpmjmun
    @dpmjmun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro, this was poetic

  • @alexissarduy
    @alexissarduy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    WHERES COCO MOTHERFUCKIN DIAZ?!?!?!

  • @jenmanzella1948
    @jenmanzella1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matt is adorable. He has that engineering type of humor. I’m trying to think of a better description for it but can’t...

  • @TheFubbick
    @TheFubbick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Never a good idea to have two people tell the same story at the same time.

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +john sopko Nah its pretty bad. This story reeks of Ari feeling like the man for this story killing with his friends. You can tell bc they're using full names for not famous people. Killing in front of friends and coworkers is not the same as killing in front of strangers. Standup 101.

    • @williamgriesmer4313
      @williamgriesmer4313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheFubbick na

    • @SeverusHD860
      @SeverusHD860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You guys take this shit way too serious, fucking losers. I just watch and enjoy high as fuck off medical edibles. FUCKING SQUARES

    • @eveemurcia
      @eveemurcia 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      john sopko hahahahaha

    • @wez0606
      @wez0606 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheFubbick your parents told the story of your birth, boring.

  • @Lillulu.
    @Lillulu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mushroom throw up was a weird shade of green

  • @westond
    @westond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I thought my posture was off

  • @GuessWhooou
    @GuessWhooou 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That they couldn't find the set of mash which was close to them is good reason to say always say NO to drugs

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The girlfriend really knew how to get a guy to pitch a tent. ;)

  • @luciger_globus
    @luciger_globus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:31 Looking like Ari's about to shatter his entire reality with the words coming out of his mouth.

  • @ajwilten
    @ajwilten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    im not totally vibin the whole back and forth 2 person comedy things

    • @Rizzla808
      @Rizzla808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      totally kills all flow of the story

    • @dayneporter8180
      @dayneporter8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dig it

    • @neckbone3996
      @neckbone3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @seanferry6883
      @seanferry6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it has a lot of potential, it's just underexplored and inolves many more moving parts so you really have to wait for the good pairs willing to take chances like Key and Peele or Abbot and Costello

  • @tylorroach1672
    @tylorroach1672 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    saying this as a disclosure, yes these are comedians and having that title as "funny" almost makes people assume that they should be really funny always. Yes, most are but, the vast majority should be respected on story telling about embarrising, personal, and/or really painful subjects.the point is this, these people(respectivly) should be respected for their honesty and the craft of pure story telling. It is an art form originally used to pass on wisdom. comedians do this but make it funny and entertaining. The secret is that these stories can resonate to individuals on a relatable and personal level.
    if you took the time out to read this, thank you! Also, tag me and type ROACH, so I know my respects are acknowledged. :) happy youtubin'

  • @sambroman543
    @sambroman543 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tough crowd

  • @WarumNicht
    @WarumNicht 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    70 "this is not happening" episodes : "drugs are awesome and make you do crazy shit" the end

    • @BigPhatMan
      @BigPhatMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say that like it's a bad thing.
      SPRING BREAK!!!!!!

    • @WarumNicht
      @WarumNicht 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Big Fat Man not bad at all, just gets old. A few episodes where different and refreshing.. But mainly is like "psychedelic drugs make you see shit and speak with tarmac"....

    • @BigPhatMan
      @BigPhatMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joao Silva I was just joking. It does get old sometimes.

  • @SausosiosIsrugos
    @SausosiosIsrugos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    cool story. co-op wasn't the best of ideas tho. it was disrupting the flow, some noticeable confusion when taking turns to tell the story, clearly not rehearsed too much. better choice would've been to let Mat tell the story alone.

    • @adammacleod925
      @adammacleod925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get up there and do it yourself, fucking wankstain.

  • @michaelmjk1
    @michaelmjk1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    grinding the mushrooms?

    • @aliendingus1991
      @aliendingus1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was wondering... What, are they smoking mushrooms? Did they put em in a smoothie or some shit? What am I missing out on?

    • @guyfrom8654
      @guyfrom8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kool aid

    • @aliendingus1991
      @aliendingus1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guyfrom8654 Does it make em taste better or something?

  • @iamtcklmeelmo
    @iamtcklmeelmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So Willy was at McDonald's, and then he was there when the cop came?

    • @natepowers5854
      @natepowers5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was before he went to mcdonalds

  • @justinewhitaker119
    @justinewhitaker119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you didn’t enjoy this, you’ve never tripped in the woods and it shows. Lol

  • @Frawriest
    @Frawriest ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari is dressed like a British wizard.

  • @LMJee
    @LMJee 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice tent

  • @DiiRTiiGaming
    @DiiRTiiGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE MUSHROOM THROW UP

  • @ltdlawnservice4586
    @ltdlawnservice4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    NICE TENT!

  • @memegimygimy1526
    @memegimygimy1526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This feels like a story told at an awkward party where you pretend kind of laugh.

  • @ejmartell2499
    @ejmartell2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mushrooms abd the flinstone campgriunds

  • @arcallcaps
    @arcallcaps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it is 11:58 wow good guess

  • @zongo2307
    @zongo2307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one time in band camp..

  • @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603
    @thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone should try LSD atlas once in their life, do half a tab to begin with on your first go because obviously its not regulated but its just something everyone needs to experience, simply the happiest best drug ever, makes you feel like a new born seeing everything again for the first time

  • @justinewhitaker119
    @justinewhitaker119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I feel like ari was teaching his boy how to do a little stand up story time here and I enjoyed it.... his boy is funny... just a little anxious lol.

    • @deadshot4245
      @deadshot4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he explains that in the joke lol

    • @sidsvids574
      @sidsvids574 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw yeah I noticed that too

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Dude in the plad looks like he's tripping lol

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I think cops do that sudden stop, "wait" intentionally to check your reactions.

  • @mnymatt
    @mnymatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Where'd they film this? A cancer ward? jeeze, tough crowd

    • @sonnygunz9207
      @sonnygunz9207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No shit man!!

    • @kitpalmer1583
      @kitpalmer1583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      to be fair to them, Mat Edgar isn't very funny.

    • @wickdwest9878
      @wickdwest9878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kit Palmer having 2 first names also doesnt help... im ashamed to share a first name with him literally smh

    • @romanfox5368
      @romanfox5368 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe they thought they were going to "So that happened" which is the same premise created by former In Living Color cast members at least two years prior to Ari Shaffir creating, "This is not happening".

    • @THAGZA85
      @THAGZA85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only difference is theses stories are mostly funny

  • @JC-zm5bd
    @JC-zm5bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This story would've been dope if it didn't come off like they rehearsed telling it.

    • @emily-tg8wk
      @emily-tg8wk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      do you think comedians don’t rehearse

  • @NateCookcommercialsandstuff
    @NateCookcommercialsandstuff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I really enjoyed this despite everyone's expert comedy advice in the comments

    • @acepc2
      @acepc2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did not

    • @DmNetworks
      @DmNetworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was one of the worst attempts at comedy, that we ever saw, but apparently some morons like it. We should just make a list with all of you and send you to the Sun to make this world a better place.

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Axel Schultz “We need to kill you because you like the way these people told a joke!” -you, yesterday

    • @DmNetworks
      @DmNetworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexanders2669 You make no sense, neither in text or username. Just stop whatever you are doing and lock yourself in the basement. Don't forget to throw away the key, of course.

    • @alexanders2669
      @alexanders2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Axel Schultz I repeated exactly what you said and you’re mad because you realize how psychotic it is to murder someone because they don’t like the same style as jokes as you.
      Then you insult my username and my comment and provide nothing but insults rather than an argument.
      You’re very immature

  • @HaploidCell
    @HaploidCell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Mushrooms kick in the way a rollercoaster goes from up to down.
    Basically, the last thing I always say to my friends is "Oh shit, I don't think that guy cheated us any moooooooooore ....." and then we're on our journey.

    • @ryankasik7911
      @ryankasik7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahhahaa

    • @greghandle
      @greghandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I live in FL so back in day u can just go pick em we use to get like 4 publix bags full boil shit out of em get some oj chug that shit and be gone a good 12 hour trip maybe eat 200 between 2 people boiled down

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@greghandle i recommend a healthy non-drug using lifestyle.

    • @_iamnotsober
      @_iamnotsober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr Gritty i recommend leaving him alone, he’s just having fun lmao. if it ends up doin him dirty later that’s his issue. shrooms ain’t that bad.

    • @billsmith2521
      @billsmith2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jimgritty7064 why tho? Will someone pat you on the shoulder in the end and say good job?

  • @ubercooper
    @ubercooper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Did Ari just introduce himself?

  • @lacombacompleta
    @lacombacompleta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    M*A*S*Hrooms?

    • @JosephO75
      @JosephO75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i heard/thought that too

    • @jamesmorris911
      @jamesmorris911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot a *

    • @wez0606
      @wez0606 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel Lacomba yeh fail

    • @MrSen4lifE
      @MrSen4lifE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesmorris911 No.

    • @_joshua_g59_90
      @_joshua_g59_90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @Gtwiggles91
    @Gtwiggles91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Awesome story, obviously great friends. I can totally relate... had a really similar story in Laguna Beach, California. Me and some friends were hanging out and decided to take some mushrooms for our first time. As we were waiting for them to kick in, we were sitting on my porch smoking weed and drinking beer. It's like 8pm, but cops get called for a noise complaint. They come up to the deck with flashlights. We got weed and beer on the table in front of us and we're super paranoid because we don't know when the mushrooms are going to kick in and what they're going to do to us. The cop is super chill though he says alright, so do one of you guys have your medical card? Luckily we had one friend with a card and the cop says alright so you were all watching this guy smoke weed? and we all say yeah. Cop says and the beer is your dad's so your gonna take it inside. Then he notices my friends piece, "The M420" if any of you are familiar, and he says that's really cool how does it work? The cop calls up his buddy and says come check this out! Turns to my friend, can we see you hit it? So we have two cops shining flashlights on my friend smoking weed out of his M420, the cops both agree we're all chill and leave us to have a good time. We have a great night walking around downtown and the beach, tripping on shrooms, smoking weed and having an awesome experience. We decided to leave the beer out of it. The mushrooms don't hit too hard. We all become better friends with a memory that will keep us together forever and met some super chill cops that blew our minds!

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Them ears though

  • @MaryamofShomal
    @MaryamofShomal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    You can't be arrested for just being high. I'm a CA attorney almost in my 6th year of practice and that was one of the first things I remembered learning in law school, and I never forgot it! Haha man I love this show

    • @bluckq
      @bluckq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dude I literally just looked this up and couldn't find an answer. So I cant get arrested for tripping on mushrooms in public? As long as I don't annoy anyone?
      edit: (im in california)

    • @peachypeppa
      @peachypeppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes you can?? It's called "being under the influence."
      Health and Safety Code Section 11550 makes it a misdemeanor to be under the influence of controlled substances, such as opiates, both in *public* and in *private.* I live in California.

    • @lunaticfae4415
      @lunaticfae4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Penal code 647 f PC says othrrwise. Public intoxication is a misdemeanor in California, although you do have to be disruptive as well as intoxicated. But even somthing as simple making a scene, and yelling can get you arrested under this law. If you really are an attorney you should know better.

    • @bluckq
      @bluckq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunaticfae4415 so as long as I don't annoy anyone im good?

    • @lunaticfae4415
      @lunaticfae4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bluckq as long as noone knows youre on somthing youll be fine. You have to be caught to be convicted

  • @CrazycruxGaming
    @CrazycruxGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how all mushroom trips are the same. All completely different. But all EXACTLY. THE FUCKIN. SAME.

  • @kyanaquintero8272
    @kyanaquintero8272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I really liked the both of 'em . Y'all trippin' .

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    There has always got to be a time keeper. Its easy to lose track.

    • @jairushubbard3846
      @jairushubbard3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D. B verry intelectual

    • @MewsDabest
      @MewsDabest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta let time slip away fuck time

    • @dchambers23
      @dchambers23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time is not distance

    • @patrickjonsson-good2588
      @patrickjonsson-good2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my friends and I used to always set the "triptometer" (a tablet permanently set to stopwatch mode) to keep track.

  • @U.s-epa
    @U.s-epa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So crazy about guessing the time. I had one mushroom trip where the exact same thing happened to me. For hours and hours I was guessing the time and getting within a minute or less multiple times.

  • @parker6614
    @parker6614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I didn't laugh much, but I couldn't stop smiling. Great performance one of my favorite performances done by two comedians.

  • @andrewwilliamson5060
    @andrewwilliamson5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's like hearing a story told to you by a married couple without the oh aren't they cute each telling a piece of the story and backing up and correcting each other factor.
    Let's not do that again.

  • @4akat
    @4akat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ari, that suit is on-point Sir.

  • @Pyro1914
    @Pyro1914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    They were kind of bombing this.
    People seemed like they wanted it to end.
    Was a good story though, more of story not a joke, like a "You had to be there"

    • @Michaelfarport
      @Michaelfarport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey there guy from three years ago. Just letting you know these segments aren't supposed to be standup. It's literally comedians telling stories. That's why it was "more of story not a joke".

    • @kikidvv
      @kikidvv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Lohkamp Thx buddy! U took the words right out of my head! Everyone online is a damn expert at everything nowadays. Lmao

    • @profoundwanderer1441
      @profoundwanderer1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michaelfarport Yeah but from what i've seen with other guests, they are actually funny when "telling stories".

  • @MrSuldvart
    @MrSuldvart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Just waiting for uncle Joey!

    • @MrSuldvart
      @MrSuldvart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHAT THE FUCK DOG!

    • @articulatebonehead
      @articulatebonehead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +dan perry i have a friend named dan perry. hes a chef.

  • @charlie.ridgway86
    @charlie.ridgway86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you've ever tripped on shrooms, the thought of "mushrooms and the abandoned set of M.A.S.H." makes perfect sense.

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That really does sound amazing. Let's do it.

  • @jeralm7829
    @jeralm7829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pretty sad when you got someone in uniform crashing your camping trip telling you you can't be one with nature and have fun.

  • @devenpulsifer1166
    @devenpulsifer1166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fast forward 2019. There are medical mushrooms. Wild.

    • @amritjanardhanan
      @amritjanardhanan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? I know they legalized peyote and shrooms in Oakland, but is it legal for medical use elsewhere?

    • @slantdwave
      @slantdwave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where where where

  • @jrcmmaxgogoplata8402
    @jrcmmaxgogoplata8402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The ending was pretty weak lol should've let Ari finish up the the story.. Not hating just saying

  • @j.i.b8466
    @j.i.b8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Went camping with some friends and my buddy and I got there earlier in the day to set up. As soon as we got there though I ate a gram... Or two... ish. We decided to go for a hike got back and I started reading a book in a lawnchair. The words started falling off the page and I started laughing. Then we realized it was dark and the tent wasn't set up... And neither was anything else. 24 hours later the tent finally got set up.

  • @CC-NH
    @CC-NH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    never had to grind mushrooms ? just ate em'

    • @mraBJJ33
      @mraBJJ33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe they did lemon tek?

  • @v.e2035
    @v.e2035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This crowd is waaaaay to young and inexperienced for these references, change up the crowd man. These kids bring it down

    • @Rippd_Bagel
      @Rippd_Bagel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its more of the duo thing that throws the story off. Everyone is having to look back and forth

  • @rudydsouza7432
    @rudydsouza7432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    when your mom said you had to bring your younger brother

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ari's wearing a custom denim suit with a bolo tie with his giant, shaved llama head poking through the top. Classy, just classy.

  • @Wheatman44444
    @Wheatman44444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like the duo thing actually you can see that they’re friends and ari sets him up for a bunch of jokes, I want to see more duo stories from multiple perspectives

  • @McDuffin
    @McDuffin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Good story. Flow was not so great though.

    • @applejax1017
      @applejax1017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed.. rough flow, but it was hilarious

  • @dabbyt3800
    @dabbyt3800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What does a Jewfro taste like?"
    "Money"

  • @BearTraderDan
    @BearTraderDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What sheltered lives they both live if these are their exciting stories...

  • @shanejones3448
    @shanejones3448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This just felt like a high/drunk explanation and not a funny story

  • @0730bcorm
    @0730bcorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ari seems like fun until you see him perform with someone else he talks over people like no other

  • @siddharthakvr5154
    @siddharthakvr5154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this video makes me think..."everything is gonna be alright...if that guy can become a stand up comedian...I can become​ a chef by Tuesday...."

  • @vinancona228
    @vinancona228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was way too rehearsed and weird

    • @MsJenjea
      @MsJenjea 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vin Ancona
      I think it came off as weird but only because the audience wasn’t receptive. Wrong audience.

  • @psychotropictraveler514
    @psychotropictraveler514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it just me or was this kind of cringe?

    • @GalenAus
      @GalenAus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      your username is cringe

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GalenAus Wow, amazing insult.. You've been waiting to use that one huh?

    • @GalenAus
      @GalenAus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psychotropictraveler514 it's just funny that you think you can lay claim to what is cringeworthy or not without self analysing.

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GalenAus do you get this butthurt everytime somebody calls something cringey that you like? I personally thought the bit was cringey, end of story. I really dont see what the fuck that has to do with you. Get over yourself.

  • @tannerfair6129
    @tannerfair6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    mat was tripping during the filming of this

  • @viatheheathen9087
    @viatheheathen9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We all have that one drug friend who spends the whole time trying to guess what time it is

  • @paine4265
    @paine4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i have so many crazy hilarious stories like these and i would absolutely LOVE to tell them on This Is Not Happening

  • @hamooon
    @hamooon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    mat was gooood
    crowd not givin him allot of co-enthusiasm here. was there a downer before?

  • @vincivedivicilextalionas4036
    @vincivedivicilextalionas4036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else skips the start because you dont want comedy central to ruin the story by telling you a highlight from the get go?

  • @mariebrasic4909
    @mariebrasic4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha why didn't they just leave the car lights pointing in the direction they needed! Lol Crazy dudes🤣🤣

  • @dollabillsmfo
    @dollabillsmfo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "It even came with luke"

  • @mrchubbyfella9421
    @mrchubbyfella9421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know why I’m sure everyone else loved him and all but for whatever reason the guy with Ari is getting on my nerves. Anyone else not care for him?

  • @joeburns5814
    @joeburns5814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want to hear Ari's story on this trip and what exactly happened in the woods!

  • @alexissarduy
    @alexissarduy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Am i the only one watching this thinking this is just a basic "Camping on Drugs" story? Not impressed =(

    • @greghandle
      @greghandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ya

    • @greghandle
      @greghandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd love to be able get up their tell some stories

    • @artmcgravy8763
      @artmcgravy8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've heard more entertaining stories from feminists who had a gluten allergy.

    • @big3ye378
      @big3ye378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no you're not, it was and underwhelming story

  • @Dog_in_tree
    @Dog_in_tree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why would you grind shrooms?