Roasting Every Super Smash Bros. Character

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  • @mew1529
    @mew1529 ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    I love how he goes into detail and insults you instead of saying a cringy one-liner for every character like other TH-camrs.

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Why do ya think he's successful on this platform?

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@lowlydovahkiin8084 yrou'e*

    • @Trollfeeder1234
      @Trollfeeder1234 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simon and richtor players-

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nah it's inconsistent because he dogs on some characters but goes easy on others.

    • @drewrobinson5562
      @drewrobinson5562 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "short videos do better on TH-cam"
      Hugbee fans watching him just shit on our mains cuz it's top tier content for over an hour

  • @seankurkjian4096
    @seankurkjian4096 ปีที่แล้ว +7136

    Either the timeline is broken or Huggbees is going to rant about Ice Climbers for almost 80 minutes...which I really wouldn't put past him.

    • @voidgamer7122
      @voidgamer7122 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      💀

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin ปีที่แล้ว +145

      wait was it broken lmao

    • @seankurkjian4096
      @seankurkjian4096 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Misnomer when it first when up yea

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@seankurkjian4096 lmao

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seankurkjian4096 funni

  • @soulcyclone360
    @soulcyclone360 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    The Sonic segment hit me beyond the emotional level and sent me tumbling into a state of self analysis that threatened my existence as a sentient being.

    • @israelimaldo
      @israelimaldo ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i love this comment so much

    • @stephaniejohnson5361
      @stephaniejohnson5361 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That roast struck me in a subconcious level

    • @kintgc925
      @kintgc925 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @mistere1247
      @mistere1247 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bruh i passed out

    • @VirginStarrrrr
      @VirginStarrrrr ปีที่แล้ว +52

      How do you think it feels hearing about Chris chan again when she literally broke containment today. I feel like she's gonna jump through my window and eat me alive

  • @Kashcwinpoing
    @Kashcwinpoing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +354

    I love how the entirety of the Mewtwo roast is: "My 10 year-old self sucked ass at playing Mewtwo so now i hate him"

    • @smokz4856
      @smokz4856 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      it’s not like melee mewtwo is going to win anymatch

  • @TheOneGuy1111
    @TheOneGuy1111 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    When he said there was one final character, I expected him to bring up someone and say "This guy's so forgettable most of you didn't realize I skipped him."

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzsus
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzsus ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I main random so I was waiting for it

    • @macjohniezuhaeus316
      @macjohniezuhaeus316 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same

    • @fx0001
      @fx0001 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I thought he was gonna bring one of the bugged playable characters in melee like crazy hand or giga bowser

    • @treysenmccormack9335
      @treysenmccormack9335 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was expecting sans

    • @violentsponge2657
      @violentsponge2657 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@treysenmccormack9335 yeah where is sans even? I might just be stupid but i never saw him

  • @Cramboing
    @Cramboing ปีที่แล้ว +2864

    That Lucas roast was the best "no localization" joke I have ever heard.

    • @LordLicoriceDerp
      @LordLicoriceDerp ปีที่แล้ว +130

      ... FUCK I just got it.

    • @milocrawford5506
      @milocrawford5506 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I still haven't

    • @Piss_Off_Plz
      @Piss_Off_Plz ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@milocrawford5506 Mother 3 was never released outside of Japan, so he's speaking Japanese.

    • @PK_Miracle
      @PK_Miracle ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I should've saw it coming

    • @Zuldaar
      @Zuldaar ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There's high chances of it being released on the switch GBA emulator, considering Mother 1 was released on the NES emulator, the game with way less western following and also without a playable character in Smash

  • @Littletoady2595
    @Littletoady2595 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    Fun fact: Kid Icarus uprising was made after brawl because Sakuri thought that it was weird that pit was only from a NES title

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Chad

    • @Local_Sand_Eater
      @Local_Sand_Eater ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Ice climbers crying in the corner:

    • @memedood
      @memedood ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Kid Icarus 2 On The Game Boy: Am I A Joke To You???

    • @connorburris4846
      @connorburris4846 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@memedood yes

    • @Somedudewithbadideas
      @Somedudewithbadideas ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@memedoodabsolutely

  • @peck_neck97
    @peck_neck97 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I love how he has nothing to say about King K. Rool and it's literally just Gangplank Galleon because that's all that happens in our heads when we play him

    • @mallow2429
      @mallow2429 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Lmao fr. Also my cousins’s friend has the same user name and is really good at smash lol i found that funny

  • @Nyahahameha
    @Nyahahameha ปีที่แล้ว +492

    As a Samus main, I will say this: it is very satisfying to randomly use jab one to sock people in the face. Like, she actually punches at eye level for a lot of the cast.

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I do this:
      Charge up the beam
      Fire a missile
      They either get hit by the missile or dodge
      I unload the beam
      They go flying
      If they get close, I shoulder charge simple as

    • @Nyahahameha
      @Nyahahameha ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@GldnClaw Advanced strat: jab one, then short hop over them to avoid whatever they mash expecting to be able to interrupt your jab two, and back air. Doesn't work on Tough Guy armor, though.
      I'm also fairly fond of dropping from ledge, double jump, then unload a charge shot then tether back to ledge. They can only punish it if they expect me to do it ahead of time.

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I tend to toss out missiles to go in for a dash attack or grab. But then again I am not good at the game so that's probably suboptimal.

    • @phirephenix1347
      @phirephenix1347 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I usually use charge to either scare/intimidate players into doing less risky things, or as a hard read/punish option, like a roll read

  • @thescarfguy
    @thescarfguy ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Piranha plant is my single favorite addition to the game simply because of how confused everyone got when he was added. I am still laughing four and a half years later

    • @honeysauce5244
      @honeysauce5244 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same, I'm literally trash with any other character as well. Mostly because i got used to piranha plant and he ends up being one of the most unique characters in the game.

    • @iamadogguys
      @iamadogguys ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Holy shit it's been 4 1/2 years...

    • @gavinedmundson3527
      @gavinedmundson3527 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That sounds really unhealthy. You shouldn't be laughing that long

    • @ToastBoastOfficial
      @ToastBoastOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

      @OURO8ORUOindeed. Noice.

    • @eldrichnemo9312
      @eldrichnemo9312 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every so often I go back to the reveal video at Nintendo NYC just to watch a dude in the crowd grab his head and do a 360 in response, it's amazing

  • @CaptainBlackBread
    @CaptainBlackBread ปีที่แล้ว +734

    That Yoshi take was something else. Really opened my eyes.

    • @frayzard
      @frayzard ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In his defense, side and neutral B are useless most of the time
      we don't have much option but to spam A :((((((
      ...and also yeah the eggs

    • @yoshideyoshis
      @yoshideyoshis ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tbh i use down B and the right stick a lot

    • @TylerYoshi
      @TylerYoshi ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a Yoshi... Yes.

    • @Starricane
      @Starricane ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I 100% agreed with it.

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a yoshi player, i feel its criminal that he didnt mention the super armor double jumps or the absolutly broken down air

  • @nobro6971
    @nobro6971 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I like the Mewtwo’s roast is just “I was bad at smash as a kid”

    • @klashslash6919
      @klashslash6919 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Trauma roast

    • @sadlad3821
      @sadlad3821 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbh I had the same issue. Mewtwo was my favorite pokemon when I first got smash and Mewtwo just straight up sucks, especially in ultimate. I've learned to be decent with him but he's just so bad

  • @cthulhurage4580
    @cthulhurage4580 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I had a buddy who nonironically "mained" random, but the thing was it wasnt just from a fun perspective he made it a point that he picked random because hes "too good" when he gets a chose. Then try his very hardest on any character he got like this was life or death going as far as to research anyone he didnt do good on. Took the fundemental idea of I just wanna play smash and genuinely nuked it to the max.

    • @SoraDonaldGoofy99
      @SoraDonaldGoofy99 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Your buddy deserves a medal.

    • @cthulhurage4580
      @cthulhurage4580 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@SoraDonaldGoofy99 and a kick in the nuts

    • @bellingtoned
      @bellingtoned ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@cthulhurage4580 and a ice pack after that

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I sympathize with your buddy. I no-lifed Smash Bros and Rivals of Aether a few years ago and got what is, among my close friend group, unbeatable skill. In reality it's probably nowhere near tournament level, but I am the undisputed best of my friends, who are the only people i play Smash with, though I always love playing it with them.
      I find it unfun to win without challenge every round, and they also find it unfun to lose without hope every round; it's a lose-lose scenario. So i change up my characters every round to put myself at a handicap so we can all have fun.
      They've been getting better though, which is awesome to see. I think someday soon they'll be able to go toe-to-toe with me, and I'm excited for that. I know I'm sounding arrogant, but the point is that I understand your friend's position, at least somewhat.

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How do you counter what you can't predict?

  • @illbeats2260
    @illbeats2260 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Captain falcon is legit the most genuine character in smash. I don’t even main him but he feels so honest. Even his most bs moves feel super fair and satisfying to land. Plus he has the coolest character design

    • @palkia9063
      @palkia9063 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think you need to become a Falcon main

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@palkia9063 Everyone needs to and will inevitably become a Captain Falcon main. And when that day happens we will achieve world peace and Nintendo will release a new F-Zero game to celebrate the achievement. Some say it’s impossible, but it takes one moment to think about Pokémon Go and Animal Crossing to realize that Nintendo controls all human behavior.

    • @palkia9063
      @palkia9063 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theradiantdehd3997 Well said, soldier.

    • @zayeer11
      @zayeer11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I first started the game, I played falcon, and he was way too diffucult 😅 Years later, I main ness and spam ok and fire in elite smash

    • @mlgpuppyman4011
      @mlgpuppyman4011 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@Dumb Blob pfffffffft 😂 hype combos you mean knee and falcon punch

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything ปีที่แล้ว +410

    As a Luigi main since Smash 64, I fully recognize, accept, and embrace my nature as you have described it. "Let's have fun and see what happens" is always my attitude when playing Smash.

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the way

    • @aithrasherboi
      @aithrasherboi ปีที่แล้ว

      RANDOM BULLSHIT GO

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KariIzumi1 Ugandan knuckles is proud

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I main 3 Projectile Characters and every one I flip on a dime between "Go away" and "B Button? Never heard of it"
      Truly, a "Let's have fun and see what happens" game style

    • @Its_Thomas_
      @Its_Thomas_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a luigi main all I have to say is..... grab

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I love how he spends 3 seconds on Terry just to say "he's cool". THREE SECONDS. Terry's just that great he doesn't even get roasted...

    • @Glitchy_evilvic
      @Glitchy_evilvic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Here’s how you roast terry:
      “Are you okay?”

    • @Dhampire1976
      @Dhampire1976 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Glitchy_evilvicthats complimenting him lmfao
      To roast him, simply say "Jeff."

  • @MachoMan_Vert
    @MachoMan_Vert ปีที่แล้ว +985

    I love how Sora sitting there looking sorta dead inside while Huggbee roast the living shit out of his franchise.

    • @Vikiman6667
      @Vikiman6667 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The editor could just put a moment where the camera faces Sora slowly zooming into him and at the same time the voice of Huggbee becomes harder to hear as more the camera zooms into Sora's face

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I like to think that if Sora was in a Wreck it Ralph universe, he would be the celebrity who has severe depression off stage, and shows up drunk to every live appearance.

    • @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992
      @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@plantain.1739…I hate just how vividly I can see it

    • @Heavy_weapons07
      @Heavy_weapons07 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looks like he gonna beat the hell out of him

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was wrong about gameplay

  • @tails3927
    @tails3927 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    As a Greninja and a Kirby main, I am shocked, utterly astonished, truly flabbergasted, at how true this is.

    • @Finppa
      @Finppa ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It hurts so much yet I really cannot fire back at him. Dunno about you lot but I'm in a checkmate

    • @jadenpeterson4881
      @jadenpeterson4881 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I too have mained kirby. I mostly just love spamming air attack combos and memeing my friends with backwards hammers and swallow/spit suicides.

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny because he still put them under "Good Choice" proving how awful the Lame and FU ranks are.

    • @hmmm2983
      @hmmm2983 ปีที่แล้ว

      good ol' suck and cuck

    • @Piss_Off_Plz
      @Piss_Off_Plz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Finppa Huggabees has the best roasts.

  • @lew1719
    @lew1719 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    As a Terry and Falcon main: I feel safe today.
    And the Palutena rant floored me

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage ปีที่แล้ว

      Palutena comes across as an uppity bitch and vanilla as hell. I thought I'd main as her, but her personality and moveset just isn't for me. Pyra and Mythra all day. ❤
      Edit: Palatine's Guidance is just a corny version of Snake's Codec Calls.

    • @cloudlion1610
      @cloudlion1610 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's accurate, I am tired of seeing her

    • @LoominousShroominous
      @LoominousShroominous ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L mains

    • @cloudlion1610
      @cloudlion1610 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LoominousShroominous Which mains are you calling L?

    • @sagenebula7120
      @sagenebula7120 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I only dislike fighting her because all her air moves are very safe and beat out most characters moves

  • @JoltPK
    @JoltPK ปีที่แล้ว +914

    THE FACT THAT HE HAD TO SPEAK JAPANESE FOR LUCAS 💀💀💀

    • @ashleycatz
      @ashleycatz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      "I can't find his parents"

    • @JoltPK
      @JoltPK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ashleycatz 😭

    • @cloosicas
      @cloosicas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I DIED HARDER THAN *Mother 3 Chapter 8*

    • @JoltPK
      @JoltPK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@cloosicas All we know is pain 😔

    • @Ezoc
      @Ezoc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It never got an English localization....

  • @SuperIsaiah
    @SuperIsaiah ปีที่แล้ว +560

    As a Dedede main, I can confirm, we literally only play him for the crouch animation.
    And it's worth it

    • @ndartehkewl1282
      @ndartehkewl1282 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Indeed I don't care if everyone hates me for using him my undying love for him from the subspace emissary and kirby series as a whole is the life support I need to keep playing as him even if he kinda sucks ass

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't even main Dedede, I just think he's fun to mess with and-
      yeah it's the crouch

    • @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall
      @JvoltTheDumbStupidBall ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats why i picked him at first but then i played him for too long and forgot how to play literally any other character well, hes fun though

    • @KirbingusThe64rd
      @KirbingusThe64rd ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I play because he’s (in my crappy opinion) a goofy heavy weight. He’s got the funniest faces, and despite being slower than a controller filled with molasses, he wallops HARD

    • @SolarFlairIsBestPony
      @SolarFlairIsBestPony ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'ma give all your Dedede mains a treat. If you haven't seen it watch the Kirby: Right Back At Ya! show. Some of the voices in it are great and that definitely includes Dedede. The lines are over the top silly too frequently.

  • @tonysfreshpepperoni4802
    @tonysfreshpepperoni4802 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    as a sheik main, i love that you didn’t just say “haha low tier can’t kill” and instead decided to rant about the paper cut death machine combos she has, excellent work.

    • @KokonutOil
      @KokonutOil ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha low tier can't kill

    • @faashun
      @faashun ปีที่แล้ว +8

      haha low tier can't kill

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he, technically

    • @Ellie-uz3tl
      @Ellie-uz3tl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@highdefinition450 canonically, yes, in smash bros, no. Idk im confused man (and i main Sheik)

    • @Dhampire1976
      @Dhampire1976 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lmao whoever said sheik is low tier is fucking capping. Even now shes considered S-A tier, and yes I also am a sheik main and I know she has to work for her kills, but she has so many approaches and variety and tech that the low damage output and weak defense is very fair, she's the Chipp Zanuff of smash

  • @kaethesage
    @kaethesage ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I was so surprised when i first learned Samus' "spamus" reputation a few years ago: I've always been a samus main and I've always loved bringing her into close combat- not because she's good at it but her melee combos are so satisfying to pull off- chaining the uppercut blasts into a screw attack is probably the most satisfying combo in the game imo

  • @clownymoosebean
    @clownymoosebean ปีที่แล้ว +190

    That Isabelle section was so damn accurate for me.
    Except the end part.
    Nobody congratulates me for participating, nor do they wanna have sex with me afterwards.

    • @r.ndomperson
      @r.ndomperson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      this is so sad

    • @Tenshi_Isabestie
      @Tenshi_Isabestie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Indeed, I also agree cuz I main Isabelle as well

    • @pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle
      @pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well, you don't know for sure about that VERY last detail..

  • @titanictyranitar9571
    @titanictyranitar9571 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    Honestly the title is an understatement. He doesn't roast these characters, he ANNIHILATES them and the people who play them

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Unless of course, you're Captain Falco.

    • @croatianborder2735
      @croatianborder2735 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Or snake, then he won’t roast you at all

    • @Placeholder93
      @Placeholder93 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or random

    • @tatesawyer9165
      @tatesawyer9165 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or piranha plant

    • @Eliception
      @Eliception ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@tatesawyer9165 No he definitely takes it out on Piranha Plant a bit lmao

  • @EPIKGAMR5000
    @EPIKGAMR5000 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    As a Captain Falcon player, this pleases me immensely.

    • @meethepie
      @meethepie ปีที่แล้ว +33

      alright I'll play bad cop lmao
      Captain Falcon is hype but not as hype as Falcon upplayers say he is. Knee hasn't been an interesting move for 2 decades, and fishing for stomp knee 10 times in 30 seconds isn't an interesting play style. Also, Falcon players tend to either be pretty cool people, or the cringiest attention-hungry mofos out there that only play him because others think he's hype, there's no in between.
      That being said love y'all ❤

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@CaptainCFalcon
      Now if only you got a new game. 😆

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marrqi7wini54...

    • @CoolerGuy121
      @CoolerGuy121 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People who disagree are going to catch a Falcone knee.

    • @damienwallace9493
      @damienwallace9493 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn your so cool

  • @SalaComMander
    @SalaComMander ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I was watching the Sonic part, wondering "Where are you going with this?"
    "And the fact you know everything I said is only the tip of the iceberg"
    Goddammit...

  • @midshipman8654
    @midshipman8654 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “ridley mains would make fantastic monks or homeless people, because they will always be thankful”-
    thats just hits something.

  • @YourRulerKingDedede
    @YourRulerKingDedede ปีที่แล้ว +880

    You know it personal when he spends a good minute on each fighter

    • @Real_Micah_Bell
      @Real_Micah_Bell ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My salted slugs served with caviar is better then hugbees’ salted slugs served with caviar

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He roasted the shit out of Palutena. And rightly so.

    • @concerningindividual
      @concerningindividual ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@transcendentsacredcourage At least Palutena is a character that many can happily play with just one hand.

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@transcendentsacredcourageno palutena bis a cool character in uprising

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dez87Not

  • @Celon549
    @Celon549 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    As a Dedede main with crippling self doubt, that "settle for something comfortably safe and much easier to fix when you fuck up" cuts pretty damn deep.
    Also, the "you're a Donkey Kong player without any balls" bit is incredibly accurate, since there's been plenty of times where I've gotten drunk and absolutely smoked people with DK. I don't have that same ability when I'm sober because I don't have any balls when I'm sober.

    • @TheHippyProductions
      @TheHippyProductions ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I feel you dude Ive been trashed on rum and just decimated in shooters because I gave 0 fucks and my monkey brain muscle memory took over

    • @Colorstormfur
      @Colorstormfur ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its funny when he started talking about Luigi saying all the players are goofy and random as hell in reality...I have been told that so many times by people and its bonkers that it took him talking about Luigi in smash

    • @mrscardycreeper8972
      @mrscardycreeper8972 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When he brought up the psychological "thinking you're funny by annoying everyone" bit and the "Everyone groans when they hear DeDeDe" I felt so targeted....

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So dedede is sober donkey kong

  • @Radical_SeS
    @Radical_SeS ปีที่แล้ว +569

    As a Ness main I thank you, so, SO, much for not taking the generic “Ness spams lol” route and instead making a roast that was not only accurate, but incredibly hilarious as well.

    • @MisterDoctorProfessorPainbrush
      @MisterDoctorProfessorPainbrush ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I play a little bit of Ness at times, and lemme say this: I agree. Ness usually gets the least juicy slander because everyone just goes "hurr durr pk fire spam bad", so seeing someone actually be creative when slandering the Earthbound protag is hella nice.

    • @travanforbes8989
      @travanforbes8989 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As someone who used to main Ness, he indeed spams and I'm guilty for spamming

    • @azgaming9291
      @azgaming9291 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MisterDoctorProfessorPainbrush whats funny is, a decent ness player can also spam up b. He has side b, which isnt even that good and up b for spamming, but the rest of his moveset is fine

  • @ChipDrewPog
    @ChipDrewPog 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    8:36 Luigi main here, can confirm. The ADHD has made me into god's silliest soldier and enabled me to kill any mind readers in a 60ft radius by flashbanging them with a barrage of looping goofiness.

  • @gamingman1027
    @gamingman1027 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    As a Terry main, I don’t know whether to feel good or disappointed that my main wasn’t roasted.

  • @michaellee4463
    @michaellee4463 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Simon and Richter players are the type of people to cook without seasoning

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and when they do it's only just salt and pepper without anything else

    • @Tossedtie
      @Tossedtie ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't call me out like that

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut ปีที่แล้ว +16

      simon and richter players are the type of people not to brush their teeth the day before going to the dentist

    • @nastehdawg
      @nastehdawg ปีที่แล้ว

      So white people

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Simon and Richter players are the type to say “ladies first” when holding the door for a man

  • @cowblast_
    @cowblast_ ปีที่แล้ว +286

    The Kirby slander got me laughing so hard

    • @riatsila144
      @riatsila144 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ⬇️🅱️

    • @Stringspuller88
      @Stringspuller88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@riatsila144 ⬇️🅱️

    • @iamraginghard4486
      @iamraginghard4486 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      probably because its so damn true. my brother does exactly what the top 2 comments say

    • @sitfish1113
      @sitfish1113 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I only ever play Kirby because I don't actually know how to play the game. What he said is 100% correct

  • @thezinogre9197
    @thezinogre9197 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    At some point this devolved from roasting players to roasting the characters that got in

    • @SLZABBJNGO
      @SLZABBJNGO 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was thinking exactly that, but making fun of a character itself could also be a middle finger to the players who like them

  • @tridentgreen3346
    @tridentgreen3346 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    As a Greninja main, I nearly blew out my eardrums laughing at the part about me being myself being the greatest threat to myself.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Remember: Being unique does not mean you are remotely useful.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't do it bro it's not worth it
      Think of your family and friends

    • @miuki2721
      @miuki2721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unicycle

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      we should play each other because i'm also a greninja main and what he said about him is so freaking true

  • @nasu1558
    @nasu1558 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    As a Wii Fit Trainer main, I can proudly say I've never done any Ditto match on my entire life.

    • @Arc_Viper
      @Arc_Viper ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same with me. Piranha plant main.

    • @Propain_.
      @Propain_. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      as a wii fit main, i have ran into *one* other wii fit since i started playing smash bros.
      too bad i was trying out other characters when i played him and we couldnt have the legendary wii fit ditto match that i have longed for since the beginning of my wii fit career.

    • @yusheitslv100
      @yusheitslv100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here, but Lucario.

    • @ThisGuy6866
      @ThisGuy6866 ปีที่แล้ว

      Olimar main here, same

    • @tide3002
      @tide3002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was able to have a wii fit ditto fight and I was happy

  • @universal2057
    @universal2057 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The King K Rool made me laugh so hard
    The music just gets so fricking loud

    • @commandervanilla1627
      @commandervanilla1627 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a K.Rool main I can say for certain only Gang-plank Galleon at 200% volume goes through my head

  • @Dergy
    @Dergy ปีที่แล้ว +84

    As a Kirby main I can vouch for everything you said about him. The 'never grabbing' part hit so hard

    • @MrJavidac
      @MrJavidac ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also kirby main here, hes fuckin spot on 😅

    • @Beesiess
      @Beesiess 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      another kirby main here
      i absolutely agree lol

    • @mochii_draws
      @mochii_draws 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      not really for me a common kirby combo starter uses grab

    • @jrpoyo
      @jrpoyo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      real except grabs, grabs and tilts are my only engagement tactics 🤞

  • @Anton-de5vu
    @Anton-de5vu ปีที่แล้ว +354

    For those who don’t know anything about yakuza, majima has a habit of showing up out of absolutely nowhere

    • @SolarFlairIsBestPony
      @SolarFlairIsBestPony ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's also a wacko in the best way. After Yakuza 0 that is.

    • @PoppySquidJr
      @PoppySquidJr ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I do have to say I strongly disagree with the assumption that he'd be able to hit women where Kiryu wouldn't though, seems pretty clear he has an equivalent level of himbo chivalry deeply rooted within

    • @Snickersnek
      @Snickersnek ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Each one of his stage entrances should imply he blundered into a fight and has no idea how he got there. Even at the victory screen he's "Who just said my name? Oh- we're applauding me?"
      Even his character selection should look off, just to suggest that Majima was never invited and has just wound up here by accident and decided to throw hands when he saw a fight going down between wrestling dogs and magic swordsmen

    • @okaythensure
      @okaythensure ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@PoppySquidJr Yakuza 5

    • @PoppySquidJr
      @PoppySquidJr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@okaythensure I mean yeah sure, but that's a rather specific situation with a lot of *very* specific emotional intensity. A little different from the "casually fighting women" thing that the actual issue in reference is

  • @brucculi349
    @brucculi349 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    “If you’re an Incineroar main, you’d be a Lucario or Wolf if you weren’t such a bottom.”
    Damn okay don’t have to call me out like that.

    • @bananagaming2986
      @bananagaming2986 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he called me out too
      like how does he know??

    • @Tree-Man_gdi
      @Tree-Man_gdi ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He knows all things. Huggbees is simply an ascended being of pure omnipotence.

    • @bananagaming2986
      @bananagaming2986 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tree-Man_gdi Ah, makes sense.

    • @evil_bratwurst
      @evil_bratwurst ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same bro 😭

    • @ourfastestfox1481
      @ourfastestfox1481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd be a Fox main but okay. I also like how he spends 3 minutes talking about the pokemon franchise and praising Incinaroar before spending 2.5 seconds calling us out like that.

  • @AngryWorkman
    @AngryWorkman ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Huggbees content is the equivalent of playing Duke Nukem, The Stanley Parable and Elden Ring all at once.

    • @gossamergossamer1930
      @gossamergossamer1930 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It means that Huggbees content is the equivalent of playing Duke Nukem, The Stanley Parable, and Eldin Ring all at once, duh.

  • @xanosghoul
    @xanosghoul 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    12:22 I like Bowser because he's Bowser and he can do a spinny he's a good dad and the man is respectable.

    • @CapLikesIceCream
      @CapLikesIceCream 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In the game his super armor is awesome and multiple of his moves are very strong (coming from a bowser main btw) also giga bowser, enough said

  • @ectofriend
    @ectofriend ปีที่แล้ว +134

    As a Terry main, I feel so validated. I've needed someone to say that for years. Thank you.

  • @wizrad1277
    @wizrad1277 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Tbh Kid Icarus Uprising is REALLY REALLY fun. The combat is highly customizable and a bit tricky to master, but the plot is fun, the voice acting is great (I still sing Pit's little song to myself all the time), and if a sequel was ever in the works I would buy it in a heartbeat.

    • @whydisway3383
      @whydisway3383 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dude same, loved the games, begged my mom to get it for me and by god are they fun. I see where he comes from from some of the points but I still think Kid Icarus dissevered a spot in the game. however dark pit could fo been a skin and Plautana was an unneeded inclusion, happy it got more light on the game as a hole though.

    • @Antimony96
      @Antimony96 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Palutena is a really endearing character in KIU, Smash gave her exactly none of that other than a few canned voice lines. Her animation in Smash 4 and Ultimate is really good though, and at a competitive level she's good against the cringe zoners that no one likes.

    • @graysonwells21
      @graysonwells21 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Definitely in my top 10 games of all time

    • @Lanoman123
      @Lanoman123 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@graysonwells21 based

    • @calemr
      @calemr ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love Pitoo. The whole set up for him, that leads to the reveal that the darkest, most evil, twisted form of Pit is... Chaotic Good.

  • @evexec07
    @evexec07 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5:52
    About Kirby's throws, those things are an absolute blast to use. It's very funny to see Kirby suplexing the other characters with his back throw.

    • @cloverkip
      @cloverkip 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they're references to his suplex ability

  • @Local_Phantasm
    @Local_Phantasm ปีที่แล้ว +43

    as a k rool main when i heard the gangplank galleon remix fade in during his segment my brain fuckin ascended

  • @cjwagner5821
    @cjwagner5821 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    It’s a nice feeling when Huggbee is just confused with you. Not disappointed, not annoyed, just sheer confusion of why I get that dopamine hit from playing the plant

  • @Wither255
    @Wither255 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I like that his take for mewtwo was basically a self roast.

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
    @Justanotherpersonontheinternet ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This is an easy way to roast everyone on earth in one simple video

  • @ghostofthepast9234
    @ghostofthepast9234 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The byleth roast legit got me dying. I'll accept hating my character as much as the smash fanbase does. No one hates byleth more then the people who main them.

  • @ALEMATIONS05
    @ALEMATIONS05 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Can we just appreciate that huggbees admitted to playing hentai games. It takes some serious balls to admit to something like that

    • @gibus7253
      @gibus7253 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      My man literally made a playlist about playing rule 34 games a while ago lmao

    • @maxhadanidea
      @maxhadanidea ปีที่แล้ว +5

      timestamp?

    • @ALEMATIONS05
      @ALEMATIONS05 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      1:40:10

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Today I learned that realizing other people's opinions about you are entirely worthless equals having "serious balls." Someone wants to get mad butthurt that someone else likes something they don't, that's a "them" problem, not a "me" problem.

    • @horsepowerenthusiast6933
      @horsepowerenthusiast6933 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wonder if he ever comes across to the ultimate hentai game?

  • @NCTwinsfan91
    @NCTwinsfan91 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    An hour and 47 minutes of Hugbees.
    Let me grab my popcorn 🍿

    • @JoiH_Squigs
      @JoiH_Squigs ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Let me grab three more lotion bottles

    • @FeeshUnofficial
      @FeeshUnofficial ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JoiH_Squigsyou sick freak! Thanks for reminding me

    • @MrMadMister1
      @MrMadMister1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      get your popcorn, get your licorice, get your root beer, get your fucking stromboli, it's gonna be a LONG video baby.

  • @oopsalldrip1376
    @oopsalldrip1376 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    as a yoshi main I can confirm that if I don't stop doing things the voices in my head start screaming

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao same im guessing we both have adhd

    • @plumwings2644
      @plumwings2644 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ADHD yoshi mains assemble!!

  • @varlenthamurtinez
    @varlenthamurtinez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Huggbees: says that doom slayer would be cool in smash
    Huggbees less than a minute later: Master chief will never be in smash

  • @kohtan13kumi
    @kohtan13kumi ปีที่แล้ว +137

    As a Kirby main since forever, he definitely got me there. This video was great; really gathered me and my siblings' mains. Also, I felt every blow in the Sora bit yet can't really argue with it.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not forever!!! 🙀

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, is *NOT* spamming down B even a viable strategy if you pick Kirby? 🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @kohtan13kumi
      @kohtan13kumi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viscountrainbows2857 I got 0 ability to use combos, so down b is the way for me

    • @kohtan13kumi
      @kohtan13kumi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shuruff904 from n64 on--can't help myself

  • @zeldrio6079
    @zeldrio6079 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This is one of the rare occasions where a video like this is actually well-done and feels accurate. Makes sense considering the top players who peer reviewed it. Outstanding job as always.
    P.S. I do not play her but I think Isabelle's was the hardest hitting one for me. Because I can guess that that situation has definitely happened, that gamers WOULD be like that, and that it makes me feel second-hand embarrassment for being associated with gamers in general.

  • @SavBee2007
    @SavBee2007 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I nearly choked to death from laughter when you suggested Phoenix Wright. Every place my imagination went was fucking magical

    • @Sansmemelordover
      @Sansmemelordover ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean he was in Capcom VS Marvel 3 so it’s definitely not impossible.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro Phoenix Wright 100% belongs in the game

    • @MrDuckerson
      @MrDuckerson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should’ve been in instead of sora

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHERE'S HATSUNE MIKU AND SCEPTILE

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm more surprised at the fact Huggbees knows who Shantae is than that he doesn't like the fact Pyra and Mythra were included

  • @yena337
    @yena337 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I've never played smash outside of christmas parties on someone else's console, so I'm genuinely considering using this video as a way to decide who to play based on which roast resonated with me most

    • @Deamons64
      @Deamons64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any sort of decision?

    • @yena337
      @yena337 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Deamons64 ​Leaning towards Sora, half because I actually like him as a character oops. The other half of my reasoning is because I was an annoying teenager, now I am a low-esteem adult 💖
      Also thought of Bayonetta because I am a person who likes making things difficult for myself. Also Bayonetta's just great I also like her!
      There were a few others that seemed interesting but it felt wrong to try maining someone from a game/series I've never played/not familiar with 😅 Even if I thought their segments were funnier

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@yena337
      I love Pyra and Mythra, yet I've never played a Xenoblade game. I've mained as Falco in Melee and Brawl, yet I've never played a Starfox game. Oh well.

  • @LordLicoriceDerp
    @LordLicoriceDerp ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I can't express how much this rules, especially The Final Character. Thank you for this delightful long-form roast.

  • @sel9981
    @sel9981 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Speaking of incineroar:
    When I was in middleschool, I found out that they chose incineroar over decidueye; I was in denial that decidueye wasn't in the game, and I went through every stage of grief because of it.
    I now realize (in retrospect) that I could've just picked up a copy of poken, and none of this would happen.

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      eh i'm still in denial but i got my water and dark type so i'm all good

  • @joeunknown7601
    @joeunknown7601 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Here from 2024, your snake speech actually got people playing well and now snake is voted s tier from the best players in the world

  • @aratherbritishdinosaur
    @aratherbritishdinosaur ปีที่แล้ว +238

    1:18:47 As an Incineroar main who isn’t a furry, I actually really appreciated this. Wasn’t expecting you to say so many good things.

    • @scrapinator8898
      @scrapinator8898 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hes a solid fair char what else can be said

    • @aratherbritishdinosaur
      @aratherbritishdinosaur ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@scrapinator8898 Was expecting more furry jokes, recovery jokes, low-tier jokes, etc.

    • @anthonymacconnell8817
      @anthonymacconnell8817 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My friends dont like itnwhen I play him because of his side throw but I love him

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aratherbritishdinosaur huggbees rarely goes for low hanging fruit

    • @aratherbritishdinosaur
      @aratherbritishdinosaur ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@waffler-yz3gw Good to know.

  • @mariahs6
    @mariahs6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I main Wii Fit but yeah, I don't go online and prefer playing to have fun... She's really awesome, has inspired me to be more physically active, and is always a great first pick when playing with friends. I was thoroughly expecting to get roasted but ended up with tears of joy in my eyes.

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I have a friend who plays Wii Fit and is actually top ranked at my college. Very nice guy, he paid for a hotel room when we were going to a tournament with other people from the college and wouldn't even let me pay for part of it, and during that trip I found out we went to the same tiny high school and I actually knew his younger brother. That is to say, if you main Wii Fit, I already have respect for you.
      As for the character themselves, I think they're underrated. They're fun, and while clunky I'd say they're solid if you know what you're doing. If Incineroar didn't exist in Smash, I'd probably try to main Wii Fit.

    • @mariahs6
      @mariahs6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KrazyKyle-ij9vb That story was really wholesome, and thanks! Incineroar's a pretty fun character too!

  • @awesomebacon1075
    @awesomebacon1075 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Your Sora rant was euphoric. Literally took the words out of my mouth and I always thought I was the only one.

    • @EmeraldCaveKing
      @EmeraldCaveKing ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's good to know that others also hate sora

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How? Kingdom hearts is literally hated on so much lmao. What?

    • @awesomebacon1075
      @awesomebacon1075 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dez87 Really? Where?

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@awesomebacon1075literally anywhere it gets overheated to hell

    • @awesomebacon1075
      @awesomebacon1075 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dez87 I guess I'm blind. I haven't seen much but praise and "if you hate it, you're just a big smelly hater" type attitude towards invisible "haters"

  • @brianf8538
    @brianf8538 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Just recently started following this channel, somehow I still haven't caught onto the fact that everytime I think it's going to be a cool quick 15 minute video to fill a little time I'm actually in for a beautiful two hour rant.

  • @somedude1561
    @somedude1561 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I was pleasantly surprised by how uplifting his message about Incineroar's inclusion was, since I liked his moveset and he pretty much ended up as my main. What he said next put me in hospitalization.

    • @doodoofartman
      @doodoofartman ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, that's not too b- *EUG-*

    • @tatebain2160
      @tatebain2160 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry incubators stinky but mainly Bc of side b and revenge combo

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bottom

    • @pool-uo9jy
      @pool-uo9jy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Js say u suck at not getting caught into b and can't escape side b​@@tatebain2160

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@doodoofartman insert bf death sound

  • @PFEANYCS
    @PFEANYCS ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I am a kingdom hearts fan. I started playing the games incredibly late into the franchise’s lifespan; around half a year before kingdom hearts 3 finally released. I got those 2 pre-3 collections of the games and played them all in chronological order of release. I had an incredibly fun time playing through all of the games and just taking in the experience for the first time. The amount of triumph I felt after completing 0.2 just one month before KH3’s release was one of the most gratifying feelings I’ve ever experienced in my gaming life. I felt legitimately prepared to jump on the kingdom hearts 3 hype train with all the other kingdom hearts fans. I became so invested in the series that I even tried out the mobile game and the 2 DS games, enjoying one of the 3 so much that I played it to completion 4 times on 4 separate cartridges. And I popped the hell off when I saw that the flaming object that Mario threw in the air was a keyblade.
    And as a kingdom hearts fan, I must say that every single one of your complaints with the series is entirely accurate.

    • @XEPHOURIA
      @XEPHOURIA ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Kingdom Hearts: One of the most important series ever to exist to dozens of thousands of people, a unifying force for nerds, and one of the most interesting worldbuilding premises and executions, and simultaneously maybe the stupidest fucking game in existence (coming from a serious KH enjoyer and main of Sora despite my hatred for the best boi)

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah he was wrong about combat

    • @rbyt14
      @rbyt14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh my god i am so sorry

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dez87 Except for CoM and, at least from what I've heard, Days.

    • @dez87
      @dez87 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rbyt14 no

  • @michaelpietri9471
    @michaelpietri9471 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    As a sephiroth main, i couldnt stop laughing when he listed way too many people heavier than him.

  • @alptheclown6646
    @alptheclown6646 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a Little Mac main, I'm surprised you didn't mention anything about attempting to abuse Smash Attacks' armor or spamming counter when we inevitably get juggled.

  • @mint3465
    @mint3465 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    As an Incineroar main I started cheering as you described him as a Heel Turned Pro Wrestler
    ...And then was immediately punched in the gut at the end of your roast

  • @ASparklecareEnjoyer
    @ASparklecareEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +372

    knowing Lucas's story, you didn't need to hit him like that

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut ปีที่แล้ว +26

      at least lucas is not COMPLETELY fatherless like ness

    • @RealRexRiplash
      @RealRexRiplash ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dude gave him 30 lashes with a belt made from the finest leather on Earth.

    • @Realest_Kumatora
      @Realest_Kumatora ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RealRexRiplash the belt was made of drago scales 💀

    • @stickinthemudstudios
      @stickinthemudstudios ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paul_particularlyunhappynut I have to argue that being motherless is worse.

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stickinthemudstudios hmm. perhaps you're right. and lucas's father DID leave him for half the game... (not for milk but to find his dead brother)
      but the joke with ness is that his father is gone so often ness legitimately sees him as a telephone. that is quite a high degree of fatherlessness

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    ok so im a ridley main and last night I had one of the most clear and realistic dreams I've ever had where the next SSB games demo dropped and had all the characters they are gonna bring back with no new ones, and ridley was in that roster. I strictly remember that in the one match I played ridley, he was ridiculously strong. Holding down up B causes him to glide after it, down air could be canceled at any point, neutral B was now a Rob-like laser beam, and his frame data was really good.
    After I woke up I could quickly deduce it was a dream, since nothing will ever go right for ridley mains

  • @famus_tem8351
    @famus_tem8351 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    i played kirby in the brawl, and yep. you're right. kirby's up B, down B and hammer is what i love to do the most, because it feels the best when they are telegraphed so long but still get them to land.

  • @timjim7163
    @timjim7163 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Corrin, or at least, the female version, has a *lot* of fans in Japan.
    Seriously, I've seen a bajillion japanese smash competetors use her as a profile pic and fanart aplenty. Maybe that's also why she's so popular in Heroes, she always places high in their official poll (CYL) and actually “won” (2nd place in females guarantees a special alt) this year's.
    Outside of them, MKleo the goat of smash LOVES Corrin and Fire Emblem Fates,
    I remember this because on one of the online tournaments he hosted during the pandemic, he used Corrin against I think a FT10 vs Spargo? Just to prove how much he loves them. And then I remember on twitter someone joked that that they would personally go and become the best and beat him just because they were so offended that he had that opinion lol

    • @bageltoo
      @bageltoo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Feet

    • @ianthewarriorgamer8180
      @ianthewarriorgamer8180 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@bageltoo bare feet

    • @gastrodonenjoyer999
      @gastrodonenjoyer999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Feeeeereeeeeeeeeeet

    • @tinyetoile5503
      @tinyetoile5503 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You just reminded me of a comment I saw on 4chan years ago, which was a picture of both Corrins and the caption "how can worst boy simultaneously be best girl"
      It wasn't even a thread about fire emblem, or video games in general for that matter.

    • @Vallite_God
      @Vallite_God ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blessed comment, I also think its fair to point out that what someone perceives as “cool” is completely subjective.
      To me when I first saw Corrin’s design and move-set I thought they were the coolest character I had ever seen.
      I was extremely depressed around the time their Smash reveal came out, I decided to pick up Fates and tbh I loved the game so much, it helped me out of my depression and nobody can take that away from me.

  • @jelly_jynx
    @jelly_jynx ปีที่แล้ว +62

    As a Ness and Lucas user, with Ness, no word other than 'if' is truly the best description. For Lucas, I just ended up laughing too hard. Was not expecting it. Amazing.

  • @rosilinathedragon4382
    @rosilinathedragon4382 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    not gonna lie the incineroar one had me CACKLING at the end because of how heartfelt the rest of it is, just to juxtapose it with calling you a bottom lmao

  • @MisterNewYear
    @MisterNewYear ปีที่แล้ว +15

    why is the most powerful pokémon spending all match floating around like a plastic bag on the highway 🔥

  • @gravity8120
    @gravity8120 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The hilarious thing about "Ah they didn't use the paintbrush for Bowser Jr. because his character slot represents all the Koopalings and them using the paintbrush doesn't make sense" is that all of them literally transform into Shadow Mario for the Final Smash.

    • @32-bitcloud
      @32-bitcloud ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They could've also *only* had Bowser Jr. use the paintbrush while the other koopalings use the wand from SMB3 that Huggbees mentioned during the video. lol

  • @izaiahtyo-boots7050
    @izaiahtyo-boots7050 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    as a kirby main myself, that roast was perfectly accurate and it actually found me laughing, keep up the good work.

    • @Goenitz
      @Goenitz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Another Kirby main here: I did not find it funny. But I found it extremely accurate.

    • @blank-gq9iv
      @blank-gq9iv ปีที่แล้ว

      as kirby main : I have never played a kirby game nor know any of his story

    • @izaiahtyo-boots7050
      @izaiahtyo-boots7050 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blank-gq9iv me neither, i just thought he was pink and that it was funny. Then i got good with him.

    • @sonofhades57
      @sonofhades57 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm, I was a Kirby main. Now he's a secondary or tertiary main after Mega Man and Duck Hunt because I have no soul.

    • @rowanfreeman2817
      @rowanfreeman2817 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a kirby main, I was stunned into silence about how accurate it was.

  • @SpathiCaptainFwiffo
    @SpathiCaptainFwiffo ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I love how the only thing for K Rool is "you guys ranked him wrong" while the funi music plays

    • @huddled_up
      @huddled_up 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      sighed with relief that my main's biggest insult was "he's not as bad as he is on the tier list"

  • @jasonwang4487
    @jasonwang4487 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Even though you’re right about us Ganondorf mains, I can’t help but enjoy the few times I land a hit on another player

  • @CassiDS
    @CassiDS ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Kid Icarus: Uprising was released *after* Brawl, making the fact that Pit got redesigned *for* Brawl even funnier as that series genuinely had no new games since the Game Boy.

  • @rishterm
    @rishterm ปีที่แล้ว +303

    As a Xenoblade fan, the pyra and mythra roast broke me. You really went in depth holy shit

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do people like Pyra and Mythra so much? (Their characters in xenoblade). I was gonna watch Xenoblade's story but I kinda lost my attention span, I'll pick it up tho. her tiddies are big i guess but there's gotta be more to it than that

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Except it is a fact that it was done for one reason:
      Sakurai wanted to add a Xenoblade 2 character. Hence why there's a Rex DLC costume.

    • @fogheta
      @fogheta ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bro is just like objectively wrong though, but hating JRPGs is cool and in trend in the west so eh.. Most of those 'they could be x' was absolutely hilarious though, apart from 2B and ig Phoenix most of the choices were wild in terms of cultural impact.

    • @thegreatgoobert5847
      @thegreatgoobert5847 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@fogheta how is he wrong? Breath of the wild added a zenoblade chronicles outfit at about the same time, so Nintendo was clearly trying to market this game pretty hard.
      Plus pyra and mythra, have absolutely no legacy in gaming as a whole, so they weren't picked because they were important to anybody compared to someone like king k rool.

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fogheta Phoenix Wright is already a character in a major fighting game, Marvel VS Capcom 3. God I wish we got a new MVC game, especially one with 2D sprites. At least port MVC2...

  • @nicholasseitz287
    @nicholasseitz287 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    As a ROB main, I loved this video.
    I'm gonna set aside a special place in my basement just for you.

    • @konflicted1729
      @konflicted1729 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He shall pay for his transgressions

    • @dorianhargis6246
      @dorianhargis6246 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fee like an exception, I think his description of what a ROB player is wrong. I would like you to also know that I chose him of looks.

  • @desmondschneider5397
    @desmondschneider5397 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Wise words: It’s not about the character’s moveset, it’s about how you use the character. You could be using an F tier character, yet you could still win a tournament if you play them right. You could play an S tier character, yet you’ll lose if you don’t play them well.

  • @silversonome5360
    @silversonome5360 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    as a Sonic main i feel robbed, we weren't even roasted, that was just a statement of fact
    as an inkling _secondary_ however, i can only say "hell yea"

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because of Sammy Sega is no longer the same.

    • @KharlynneProvince
      @KharlynneProvince 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      technically greninja got a freaking compliment

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I feel sad how passionate the Palutena rant was as a huge Kid Icarus Uprising fan. It underselling is really sad because it's a good and fun game.

    • @billygoatguy3960
      @billygoatguy3960 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It needed to be a Wii title, the way you have to move your hands is horribly uncomfortable and i cant really recommend other people play it because of that

  • @michaelsmart7445
    @michaelsmart7445 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Huggbees, I'm just going to say that a solid 95% of Kingdom Hearts fans agree with everything you said about the series.
    And I am one of them.

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kingdom Hearts is cringe and overly convoluted, and that's why we love it. Also it's objectively true that every KH OC is terribly written minus Riku, the sea salt trio, and MAYBE Sora. Aqua and her friends are PAINFULLY boring and cringe and the female OCs are all terribly written, especially Kairi. They're getting better with the writing though as shown with ReMind being peak and finally starting to redeem Kairi after 25 years of useless damsel-ness. Can't wait for the next arc.

  • @ninjawolfgame
    @ninjawolfgame 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Of all the roasts, the Sonic one is one of if not the absolute harshest one of them all
    "You are playing Sonic, the internet has done my job for me"

  • @official32
    @official32 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    As a Toon Link main, I can confirm that most of us picked him up because we were seven

    • @sziph_burlap
      @sziph_burlap ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Idk I like his sword moves and love the artstyle

    • @raisinsun4328
      @raisinsun4328 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I can't even fucking deny it, i quite literally picked him up during brawl and just stuck with him

    • @invertebrado
      @invertebrado ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same. Like link was too slow for 7yo me, and I wanted a projectile to throw, so I started playing Toon Link and never stopped

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig ปีที่แล้ว

      Brawl Link with aerial mobility, and specifically the better Down-Air.
      Add the Four Swords Adventure palette swaps, and he's fresh, if still basic-ish.

    • @EWOODJ
      @EWOODJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was 17

  • @cobinasaur
    @cobinasaur ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The fact that Sora is in Smash means that Mickey Mouse is also in Smash because his key has a Mickey head shape on it, which is absolutely hilarious and that alone makes him worthy of being in the game and no other reason. (And yes, the Miis are one of my most played characters right next to Steve from Minecraft, just in case you couldn't tell).

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I fail to see how rambling about Mickey Mouse being in Smash makes it obvious that you play Mii and Steve, but perhaps I'm missing something.

  • @jasonchiu272
    @jasonchiu272 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I like how Steve is so good at breaking things that he breaks the game.

  • @clarenceweaver1820
    @clarenceweaver1820 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love maining Terry. He just feels so satisfying to play. I like the Buster wolf punch especially, and how his A buttons can chain into his specials

  • @ChadkinsShow
    @ChadkinsShow ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Terry literally is the only reason I got good at Smash, y'know why?
    I wanted to hit people with the funny Buster Wolf move, so I got good at the game to do it more.

    • @locomokuu2471
      @locomokuu2471 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the kind of character development I love to see

    • @JackTR21
      @JackTR21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I wanted to hit people with the funny Buster Wolf move, so I got good at the game to do it more." is also my reasoning for getting into King of Fighters

  • @alpacario336
    @alpacario336 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Holy shit this was a straight hour and a half of pure fire. Every single joke and jab landed so effectively, so perfectly, that I had to pause it at multiple points just to reconsider all the times I thought I was being skillful in smash.
    I'm never playing as Yoshi again...

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn. Dude killed everybody in the comments! 🤣 Not one person said he's wrong, except for me when he said DK is a joke character. Technically, he's right, but DK is a monster if a player knows how to use him.

  • @scotty_3
    @scotty_3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    So, theoretically, Luigi grabs you at 0%

    • @rienn8559
      @rienn8559 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so theoretically, kirby grabs you at 0% and cheeses you

    • @THE-SCARECROW-a111
      @THE-SCARECROW-a111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The plunger combo is crazy dawg 💀

    • @MakerBees333
      @MakerBees333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      #1 reason to pick Luigi I have witnessed in the wild, (they don’t own and have not played video games) and they like the color Green, and wear green like Luigi does 😂😂
      I said WhY?
      “I like green”
      😂😂🤣

  • @ChaosAura452
    @ChaosAura452 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I looked at the length of this video and in the back of my mind I was thinking:
    "I swear to God, if he starts on a 5 to 10 minute tangent on explaining the premise of the video I would unsubscribe. Absolutely zero amount of TH-camrs need to pad out the runtime of an almost 2-hour long video, and whoever does... I immediately think less of them for it."
    This is how I know you'll always stand out as one of the good ones dude. Immediately getting to the meat of the video with no bullshit. Good on ya 👍