Roasting Popular Fast Food Restaurants
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ธ.ค. 2022
- No matter what I say in this video, I still love fast food.
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huggbees is the man to roast the absolute shit out of a child halfway out the womb and feel nothing
@Fish World ?
@@equableartist2293 he is a bot
We should all be as lucky as that kid
"What is the baby going to do? Fall because they have the same amount of viscosity as my water and a brain so underdeveloped that my local crackhead seems like Einstein."
-Huggbees to a child, probably
@@BottleofJarritos 😂
I want Huggbees to roast every single Smash Bros. character via emotionally roasting their fans
every character in smash or every fighter in smash? because if it was every character in smash the video would be 10 years long
@@funkytime69 I was referring to the Fighters
Replace the image for R.O.B. with Lucifer himself.
Good luck joking about Banjo.
Grunty already did it 25 years ago.
Smash Bros Sucks
The most ironic thing about Subway is that on top of being able to go to Walmart and easily make the same sandwich for half the price, that subway is usually in that same Walmart at the door.
And it's faster to buy the Walmart one. I took my friend camping and she bought all this food but then wanted subway when we got to the toen where we were camping near, so we went to Walmart and I waited in the car for like _forty five minutes_ for her to order a subway sandwich and a soda. so we could go to a campsite and unpack our three coolers worth of drinks and food and two campstoves she makes me drag along, and then sit there and eat a cold sandwich in the woods.
And I don't mind Subway but like damn, she has like an addiction to spending too much money on subpar food and driving out of the way for it when we're already on our way somewhere to make dinner. The next day we went to get firewood in town and she wanted to go to KFC but instead she bought gigantic chicken tenders at the Safeway deli 😂 I wound up not even cooking anything we brought except breakfast.
She says she like regularly gets up at midnight or 1 am and gots to this Whataburger that's open very late because she's so addicted to Whataburger she just wakes up craving it constantly. I can't imagine being that hooked on nasty fast food 😂 it's okay like a few times a month, not all the time.
@@-desertpackratYou need to stage a fucking intervention for her.
I think Culver's makes up for it's lack of special items with the fact that the founder Craig Culver himself just comes into stores and works the kitchen. He's a cool guy, met him once
Never been to a Culver’s but it sounds a lot like Freddy’s frozen custard, they got slapping foods and cheese curds too
@@K.Dre_is_Undead yeah. culvers and freddys are very similar, and also very good!
@@K.Dre_is_Undead banger frozen custard, the burgers and curds are damn good for a fast food place, i dont eat culvers much these days and idk if ive ever had their chicken meals but my dad liked em
Culver's, Freddy's, and Shake Shack
I'd describe Culver's as the Saitama of fast-food chains; not very flashy and not that much variety in its arsenal, but the few skills it has it does really well.
You roasted these better than any fast food restaurant could possibly hope to roast a chicken
I work at a grocery store and they roast chicken raw compared to what Huggbees here is on.
Found the Colonel
swiss chalet just gave up and started microwaving their chicken
Craig Culver would have a Word with you.
someone's never been to Red Rooster.
I love how Jack in the Box got the ultimate roast by not even being mentioned lmao
To be fair, he's from Florida, and they don't have Jack in the Box there. The real ultimate roast goes to Hardee's, which does exist in Florida, but he didn't mention them.
@@RoachOverlord And Krystals, which is like White Castle but it's a hot shart guarantee instead of hot fart (Allegedly, I've never had problems after eating there)
JITB’s mascott and commercials are cool at least
Oh lmao, that explains it.
@@RoachOverlord That explains why Braum's wasn't mentioned, either. Only those within a 6-hour drive of Oklahoma City get to experience it.
Hearing Huggbees officially proclaim he's Huggbi caught me so, so off guard.
Same, and he did it with the smoothness
Lol same
The virtual signaling was more surprising than not caring about his sexuality….🥱
@@jameswest7578 Lmfao, "virtual signaling".
@@jameswest7578ah yes "virtual signaling" a very good sophie stick hated word but did you have to use a fur saw us to know what that word meant?
The first time I went to Jersey Mike's, the guy making my sandwich asked me, "would you like that Mike's way?"
I asked him, "Is Mike gonna eat my sandwich?"
He looked genuinely confused and answered, "...No..?"
I replied ,"Then I'd like it the way I ordered it."
Haven't gone back since.
FRIGGIN LEGEND
Should have filmed it so someone could make an edit out of that interaction
and the employee quit the next day
Your roast of Burger King is the closest a Whopper has ever come to being served above room temperature
😂
Fr
everything from BK tastes so stale and bland
@@cyryc even their "extremely spicy ghost pepper burger" tastes like tobasco on a cold beef patty.
You have to ask for fresh off the broil. Lol
The inclusion of Wawa is ultimately the best roast as it roasts every other fast food joint for pretty much saying "A gas station has better food than something that SPECIALIZES in food"
And that definitely says something
Sounds like a hilarious review I read of a McDonald’s store where, after all the ranting about what was wrong with this one particular store, the reviewer’s last words literally were “If you’re hungry, GO TO QT!”
Wawa is damn amazing
Especially the mac n cheese + chicken fingers bowls
Wawa makes me proud to be from philly
Sheetz is better 100%
I'm surprised he included Wawa and Culver's, but not Kwik Trip. Best convenience store in America imo.
"A man's quest to get into smaller pants" is such comedy gold when relating to Jared Fogle.
10:50 Damn, Colonel Sanders made Gordon Ramsay look like an angry toddler.
I suppose some asshole mega corporation using your face to sell shit and not paying you a penny to do so would make most people slightly pissed.
That sums up Gordon pretty accurately
I was not expecting to learn that Colonel Sanders was a megacorp roasting Gigachad but here we are.
I just need people to understand that Colonel Sanders shot and killed a man in gas station in an argument about Fried Chicken. IIRC the man was a competing food vender and had gotten into many arguments with Sanders over signs they had both placed around town directing motorists to their respective gas station 'restaurants.' One day the man, Sanders, and Sanders friend got into an argument: The man and Sanders' friend got into a GUNFIGHT over GAS STATION CHICKEN. When Sanders' friend was shot he took up his friends pistol and proceeded to dome the bitch in a single shot. The courts rightfully didn't charge him with a god damned thing as it was the most cut-and-dry case of self defense they had ever witnessed.
Many men have died for your rights to enjoy a greasy deep fried treat, but Sanders was one of the only ones to have KILLED for your fried chicken. He had every right to lambast the people who ruined his legacy.
@@chillbro1010 i am honored to be the first one to like this comment, that was a great fact to learn today
@@chillbro1010 Holy shit that man was fucking based
the voices grow louder
it's somewhat well know, by this point ngl
The only thing I'll say in defense of Wendy's marketing is that whatever team manages their social media accounts actually understands zoomer culture, so it comes off more genuine than other companies that tried to insert themselves into that marketing style. They also were the first to do it, which is why I think they "get a pass," and everybody else is considered a poser.
I mean... hard to forget about "the memer", but i guess it's still better than most other brands trying to do the "fellow kids" thing
I defend it because the lewd fanart makes the entire thing worth. Wait they sell food?
@@joshc5613 Oh, the commercial ad team is 100% all boomers. Social Media team can't have an average age over 35.
Idk I thought Denny's was kinda cute and funny before Wendy's
@@janehrahan5116 I mean the lewd art sells the food honestly idk how'd you forgot about the food since people draw that in the art sometimes and also the art would remind me of Wendy's but bless the artists for making wendy art.
Steak n Shake was the only fast food restaurant open any later than like 10pm in DAYTONA BEACH. You know. The city famous for vacationers, partiers, and three college campuses within walking distance of each other. You know. The exact kind of clientele that would be AWAKE AT NIGHT. But if you were up late studying, it was either you go there or the 24-hour IHOP or Waffle House. Holy crap if you thought the drive thru line was bad at your typical Steak n Shake, the drive thru line there after most other places were closed was INSANE. I genuinely feel for those poor, underpaid, overworked late night employees.
I worked at Panda for awhile. Most of their sauces are mainly comprised of sugar. The only thing there that isn't extremely unhealthy is the broccoli beef.
Good to know. Because Broccoli Beef is my favorite meal there, and the Orange Chicken is in second because the sauce is good.
One time I asked a Popeyes employee what the difference between normal mustard and Mardi Gras Mustard was and he basically replied “…it’s willingness to show you t**s” and that sticks to me to this day
... it IS an answer...
It isn't wrong
well he aint wrong
I don't get it, is it literal or an analogy?
@@ArcturusOTE mardi gras is basically a massive party where people get very drunk and yeah
Eventually huggbees will officially roast every single thing until there is nothing left in this universe
"roasting every undiscovered gelatinous life form"
Eventually he's gonna have to roast himself
"Roasting every roasting video I've made"
And then he'll start roasting different universes
He eventually roasts you the viewer
Im so glad he mentioned Wendy’s cringe ass Twitter roasts.
Yeah, it serves a good reminder that brands aren’t your friends, regardless what they do on twitter
As a person who's gotten food poisoning from Burger King the most out of all fast food places in my life I laughed at the Mayonnaise Emporium joke.
I'm bisexual and I can confirm that whenever I want the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich meal, I have to put on a trenchcoat and mask to hide my identity so I don't get thrown out.
The one near me put up a thing that scans people as they go in and shock them if they're not straight.
so is huggbees apparently 6:08
When people ask me why I dont like Chick fil A, which people do often, im able to tell them that as a homosexual man that itd feel like a diservice to my community and myself to support a company that actively tries to and succeeds in making life for LGBT people harder under the guise of "religious values". In reality I dont go there because their barbecue sauce is too sweet, their nuggets are too small, their fries arent even salted, and their chicken sandwich is underwhelming and overshadowed by Popeyes
@@subcumin7410 The sandwich point is the real deal. They're just so blah compared to other places I'm just like "why is this place always packed?"
After watching this video, I never wanted to go eat at chick-fil-a so bad.
My dad and I always went to DQ for ice cream after school. One day the ice cream tasted really off and we didn’t finish it. We went the next day and the same deal. It was a week before we went back and we asked them if they had fixed whatever was going on. Apparently, something inside the machine broke and was leaking some oil or something into the dispenser itself. We had unknowingly ate mystery machine oil and they continued serving it for at least two days.
man wth 💀
😋😋😋
Me when I drink from my car’s engine
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@@megasparklegoomba6807bruh what 💀
Considering the fact fact that roasting McDonalds is not even a punching bag, it’s a speed bag, respect to you for actually going easy, and finding some new ways to roast em
I once had a weird, inexplicable, on-again off-again craving for Subway for actual weeks. When I finally managed to score some, it was.. the single most disappointing meal I have ever had, and I am _never_ eating Subway food again.
I have that craving every half year, and subway's really good, at least for me, maybe I just live by a really good one
As someone who just started working at Starbucks I can confirm it feels like handing type 2 diabetes to people, the amount of syrup in some of those drinks and the amount of people who ask for MORE and are there almost every day is a tad bit terrifying
sugar + caffeine is a hella addictive combo
previous partner here, small peppermint mocha is all syrup and espresso until the first line, it has more sugar comparatively to the large version by volume
@@Sean_Jaggers good christ people really should know this
People take adderall fully knowing it's just brand name meth. People will do anything if they're complacent enough. Shit, I'm an example-- I smoke cigarettes :/
We as a society have alot of apathy now-a-days
Lib
Huggbees is the only man I can watch against a black screen with random pics next to him and absolutely cackle
It's because he's a night owl. Just being awake while everyone else is asleep does something to you. In the day everyone is trying to act normal some time around 1am everything goes nuts. For example clerks suddenly gain permission to threaten to beat the piss out of customers. Customers offering to by stuff for drunks if they give themselves swirlys ect.
I gotta respect him for the pdq. I remember going there with my brother and dad on the weekends. They would always play softball on the TV. We would make fun of the players at first, but then we were like "Damn they could beat our asses." Sadly, the pdq shut down a few years ago. We were devastated and tried zaxbys out. It was good but no softball. It's not the same. I miss you, dad, ashole.
ok so here’s everything on Sonic’s menu that’s a hot food item:
alright that’s the list
There's something so surgically spot on about Huggbee's thoughts on Culver's that it physically hurts
The food is amazing, the selection of food is amazing, their frozen custard is amazing, but GOD they really need to branch out their menu items more; The one notable gimmick they do every fall is their pumpkin pie shake and, from what else I've seen, nothing else
Oh yeah, they got rid of their sweet and sour sauce a little while ago and I haven't forgave them for it since
Edit: Because this comment somehow got semi-popular I might as well extend my thoughts to a couple of other fast food joints I ate at before.
Portillo's isn't necessarily "overrated" per say (At least, I think so compared to In-And-Out and Chikfila), but I assume after Insider Food's video on the cake shake, they pretty much became famous for that rather than a portion of their other foods; The hot dogs are pretty good (There are better Chicago style hot dogs out there, but for a chain restaurant they're pretty good), the onion rings and chicken strips slap hard, and the fries are fine. Quick tip for people wanting to go to Portillo's to eat: I don't recommend getting a burger, last time I had one it was like a flattened a piece of charcoal and put it on a bun with some cheese.
Also Dairy Queen's food is good... Depending on the location from what I've heard. It's really isn't bad food, but the only two notable things I'd really recommend people have besides their ice cream is the chicken strip basket dinner (NOT the rotisserie-style chicken bites dinner, the strips are where it's at) and the onions rings, it's downright criminal how good DQ's country gravy is.
the pub burger and curderburger are tasty, but they only come once a year and aren't always annual.
Hi fellow Wisconsinite
I’ll take consistency over gimmicky meals any day
Their cheesecurds are terribly disappointing 😞
They also offer an expanded seafood menu for Lent, I think? Though that may be because I’m from the midwest. Still, nothing that’ll knock your socks off.
As a former steak ‘n shake employee, I am very very UNHAPPY about working there, every single second feel like a eternity. I was 16 when they having me on a grill making 200 patties in less than 15 min. Not to mention how outdated the equipment is.
The franchise around me shut down. They’ve been trying to get another franchisee for over two years. It’s now only a $10k buy in and no one will take it.
My local mall had a Steak 'n Shake in the early 2000s, my aunt worked there. When we went to the mall, we'd just go to the back and help her out with cooking. Good old child labor.
Yeah I fucking hated it. Work at a family owned lube shop now and I love it, and hopefully I'll be on the IBEW in the next few months after my interview. Come a long way from being miserable every single day. I only either there hours a day there after I got off the other shop and still wanted the place to burn down. Three hours felt like ten. I can do ten hour days at my shop and be perfectly fine, but that place.... Man. It sucked.
Holy fucking shit thank you for your service
That sounds like genuine hell
I like the food well enough but hated working there. I worked drive thru and quit after about a month.
Arby's gave my dad diabetes, and he was coping very well. The doctor was confident he may not even need medication soon.
Then he had Arby's again and needed to go on trulicity.
nah. arbys didnt do that. your dad did it to himself.
@gamechimp869 I am aware, it's called a joke. You know, like this entire video.
Just felt like I should tell all of you that me and my friends waited so long for our food in an extremely crowded Steak 'n Shake in Indianapolis, that one of them still has nightmares about waking up and being back in that S'nS. And when we did get our food, it kinda sucked. Great job Steak 'n Shake. Great job. (The shakes at a local college S'nS are alright though, so at least they have that going for them.)
Worked at a five guys with a gas leak behind the grill. I kept telling my manager about it and how going to clean it was a clear danger to my health and well-being. She would literally throw the fact I smoked in my face like "you can suck on a cigarette but not a little propane? Do your fucking job" that shit stuck with me
I mean she had a point. Unless there was a fire hazard a little propane isn’t bad for you
@xmk3267 you're right. This wasn't a little propane. Which is carcinogenic, but I smoke, so eh. It's more there's enough of a leak that you can't breathe back there. We've had someone pass out and dome themselves on the back wall
@@exMuteKid they have fridges in their main kitchen. If it clicks on and a little spark happens the whole place will blow up
@@myshreksbox that reminds me of the KFC explosion video
Hold this L for the future lung cancer if you smoked that much. My problem is the opposite. I'll tell my boss about an issue. She gets a work order in. Then no one comes. They marked off an issue as done because one dude came in to look at it.
"And a man's quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign."
You, good Sir, are a comedic genius. To deliver a line of such scathing impeccable quality with such dryness is flabbergasting.
Excellent video. Liked and shared.
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@@trisoscel3s you are a scholar and gentleman, good sir. My deepest admiration and blessings upon your family and line forever.
@@ikenosis8160 when your ancestor is Shakespeare
@@theschnozzler he is legitimately the essence of his power as if it was passed down
Oh damn! I just now got that because of you.When he was talking about subway and mentioned Jared I was thinking how the hell could he not mention that part, but turns out he did after all XD
I loved Five Guys as a kid but the prices and the grease ultimately got to my wallet and stomach respectively.
I too hate when grease gets in my Wallet.
@@darthkaram1 but what about the prices in your stomach
As a former trucker, Wawa is the single greatest thing in the universe. When I started working local instead of OTR, and I was finally in my area, and around a bunch of Wawa's instead of the middle of Arizona or Chicagoland I was in heaven. The parking lots were large enough for me to fit the truck and trailer in, whether they had accommodation or not. You can use the bathroom, which was usually cleaner than Amazon's, if the location I was at that night was even open. I could get myself a Monster, any snacks I wanted, and if I wanted something to eat that would be less likely to send me off the NJ-DE bridge from cardiac arrest. It was awesome. Most locations would even let me get a free cup to put nuggets or pretzels or whatever so I could have a snack cup while driving. Auntie Ann's makes the best road snacks, but when that runs out in 15 minutes because you have no self control, Wawa will be there for you every 50 or so miles to keep you fat and happy. And yeah, they're all over the east coast. So as a commercial driver, it's always there. No "damn, my only options are McDonald's or Arby's... again". If I'm on a tight schedule and need to stop at a specific time, planning to stop at a Wawa was perfect. The best part is that other truckers never got hip to the game. I can only guess it's because they're not from the Delmarva and don't think they can get their rigs in there. You can get in just about anywhere if you're willing to take 25+ minutes to do it lol. But those are city driver skills. Long story short though, Wawa is just awesome. I've joined the cult. Royal Farms can take their salty *ss chicken and f*ck off. They won't let me park long enough to go to the bathroom, their food sucks, and they always think you're trying ti steal something... Yeah I'm tryin to steal and then escape in my large, speed limited vehicle, that you just took all of the information off of so you could try and get me ticketed and towed. F*ck that. Wawa for life.
I immediately shouted in joy (internally because I’m not a psychopath) when wawa was brought up, because I knew exactly where it was going. Wawa is truly a gift to us.
As a person from Philly Wawa is the greatest thing. If there was a god, he made Wawa first then everything else
It's great. Can't even count it as a gas station either. It started as a convenience store pretty much. According to their own page they didn't start selling gas until 96.
Wawa truly is a religious experience. Some nearly everyday make the pilgrimage to the holy goose to bestow a daily tithe for strength and wellness.
Absolutely agreed, the fact that it ended off on Wawa is dope. My worst experiences with Wawa ever has been them forgetting something on my sandwich, which can literally be solved by walking back in and asking for it to be fixed, 2 minutes later you're golden. It's not the best food in the world, but it's definitely good and it's filling as well. The amount of variety they have since it's a convenience store is awesome, and it's a great way to get a quick meal without feeling like shit afterwards. Plus, at the end of the day, all my homies love the Wawa Hoagiefest fr 😎
Wawa is good, but I tend to go to Sheetz more because the gas is cheaper and I can get a literal bucket of mozzarella sticks.
I choose to believe Huggbees just couldn't even think of words to describe Jack in the Box, and he didn't just forget it
Jack in the Box is a different fucking breed, either it’s really expensive but it’s holy or it’s even more expensive and the food is just mid
Man I remember the 2 tacos for $1.49 and the value chicken sandwiches, mf breakfast jacks bro I moved to Missouri and we don't have any jack in a boxes near me 😭😭😭😭😭
Ive never seen them on the east coast where i live and i never saw them in florida where hugbees is so i think thats why
@@themostlocalrator the greatest food imaginable
Same with Carls Jr/Hardees
The Subway one aged amazingly when we consider the insane amount of calories in their new Footlong Cookie! LMAO
I really liked Steak n' Shake's breakfast items, only for them to stop serving breakfast. Really just adds more to the impression of cutting corners.
No joke, I related so hard when you talked about sick days after eating Five Guys. Last winter on a snowy day, I ate a double patty bacon burger and got a large fries; It was entirely man vs. food, but I finished it. I felt so sick within the hour, and I asked my boss to go home because I thought I had COVID. I got back to my place, laid down, and slept for 21 hours straight. I was in genuine food coma from Five Guys for an additional few days.
@Brandon it is it's just an unnecessary ammount of food
Literally incorrect but okay
@Brandon I consider it to be too much food when you're too big to get out of bed to grab more
For some reason I never had that problem. Sorry to hear that you did
Bro had a coma after having 5 guys inside him 💀
Finding out Huggbees is bi through him roasting fast food makes too much sense.
Yeah
Lmao yeah
im ngl i thought he was just joking?
Tbh I can't even tell anymore people joke around being gay so much I need somebody to just tell me
He definitely has angry Bi energy, could be joking but I think he’s a man of integrity
wendy’s: “quality is our recipe”
also wendy’s: “we use old patties as chilli meat and treat our employees worse than garbage”
Never have I ever felt this much pain in my entire life. This hurts me on a multiversal level
14:05 I worked at a Popeyes. The reason why we generally act like dick heads is because the customers are genuinely the absolute fucking worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure to deal with. One tried to HIT me after i took his card a little to fast. On my second fucking day. I can only think of one customer that I genuinely loved serving and good god I can not express how much less awful working there would have been if just a couple more people acted like him. His name is Jim and he’s easily the sweetest old guy I’ve ever met. I hope hes doing good rn. Also we get paid complete ass.
I guess I’m in the minority of customers, cause’ I try to make all the employees lives as easy as possible when I’ve gone there. Acting like a douche to the employees is something I really DON’T appreciate someone else doing, let alone myself. Of course, this is after I worked for Taco Bell for 7 years, so I have a rough idea of the kinds of people you’ve had the misfortune of dealing with. But, seriously, tried to HIT you after you took a card just bit too quickly? Good lord, some people can be very entitled pricks.
Fast food and retail. Two of the most thankless jobs ever.
@@JReed7560 No lie detected. And you’d think a pandemic would change that… you’d be mistaken.
I worked in the kitchen at Popeyes, and still had awful customers to deal with. Had some white trash individuals come through the the drive through as I was walking to my car to eat some lunch. Saw them toss trash out their window right in front of me, I then picked it and asked them to “please throw this the trash next time”, and threw out there trash for them. They didn’t say anything to me, but when I got back from
lunch everyone one was like “OMG WHAT DID YOU DO!?!” Come to find out they lied and said that I cursed them out and threatened their lives, and that I should be fired immediately.
Thankfully everyone knew me to be very mild mannered so there was no issue. So yeah, Popeyes has good chicken and the worst clientele.
What does it say about society that so many r complete asses to those who feed them And that we pay those who feed others So little
As someone who’s been to A&W quite a bit I can say the only real complaint I have is that whenever you try to take a bite out of one of their burgers the opposite end of the burgers will always shoot out, get mayo on your hands, or fall on to the floor or even your lap.
I always liked to stop at the A&W in Collinsville, IL on my way up to Chicago and I knew I better not wear a white shirt to go in there. Messy.
Love me a teen burger but you are absolutely right about what a slippery sunvabich they are.
Just to rub it they put it in the bag on it's side.
I hate that shit, the Mayo fucking sucks, in my place it’s a big deal.
I was already a fan but this video spoke to my fkn soul on so many levels! Lol Well done sir, well done 👏 💪
That last picture you threw up of the nutrition facts on a milkshake was insane. My jaw dropped
Ok I’m 17 and I love working at chick-fil-a. But the whole forcing you to say my pleasure until it is ingrained in you is 100 % true
I have to watch my self to not say my pleasure if I’m not working because man it gets stuck in your head.
As a regular chick-fil-a customer we appreciate your guys food and hard work!
That and the whole smiling thing
@@fuzzyhead878 the food is just average microwave chicken. KFC but worse
@@rstreet5537 and the way they handle drive thrus.
I've passed on Chik-Fil-a, both eating there and working there, on account of enough weird horror stories from former employees.
Rather just grab some popeyes or KFC and call it a day - cheaper, tastes better, not creepy.
My grandfather worked on production for some of the KFC commercials during the 1970’s, and actually worked with Sanders himself.
Funny story: The company knew that the colonel was going to die at some point, (he was getting old) and it would be in extremely bad taste to broadcast a commercial with the Colonel in it after he died. So, to cut costs, they decided to film two commercials at once. When Sanders was on a break, they would bring another guy on to act in his place. The Colonel, of course, shouldn’t know about this second commercial. So, my granddad was in charge of alerting the set that Sanders was returning so they could hide his replacement. Luckily, they never had to air the second commercial.
Do you have the ability to get the tape for the second commercial?
i interpreted that as, the colonel is immortal and is still among us
@@simunator get out of my head
"McDonalds is the master of brand marketing" being said almost a year before the Grimace Shake incidents is amazing
Loved that there wasn’t an intro, just jumping right into it. Makes my very small peanut brain happy :)
I have genuinely gotten almost all of my calories for a day from Starbucks once. I was having a bad episode of gastroperisis and I couldn’t keep down solid food and I just got to college so I just drank like 4 Starbucks coffees though the day and had a few crackers and that was my food for the day. Way too much sugar, but I really needed the calories cause I was loosing weight way too fast.
just drink protein shakes
@@ye11owman29 yeah that’s what I do now, but I didn’t always make the best decisions then
Why would you drink 4 coffee's, especially at its expense
@@Sesameking482 it was the first week of college so I was gonna drink that much coffee anyway. But that was the campus Starbucks and it was on my meal plan
I will never forget my AP human geography teacher saying to the class that eating at sonic was like being in poverty. He said that eating a hotdog there tasted like welfare. From my limited experience with sonic, as a Wisconsinite 17 year old who had only ever seen or eaten sonic on trips to the south, I knew he had hit the nail on the head.
When you grow up poor them hot dogs be hitting
Literally the only 2 times I've been to Sonic were both for extra large Cheesecake milkshakes. My lactose intolerant ass regrets it.
Yeah i would agree similar thing my AP human teacher said about it too but from south florida is there some kind of secret Geography teacher meetings about fast food places or what
I got a milkshake from Sonic once, and it was full of little dried crumbs of milk fat. After looking it up, turns out this happens when the machine isn’t cleaned out.
Hey, maybe you should do a roast of the many diner styled and "fancy" restaurant chains, like Denny's, Red Lobster or Olive Garden
In N Out is one of the two good things the hellpit known as California has ever done and I will die on that hill.
How is this man not obese? Ive ate at like 1/2 of these places but his intimate menu knowledge is impressive, lots of regional picks shows an extensive knowledge of the field
He's a lil fat but its chubbiness not obesity.
You can google the menus
He's not obese because he's not a dumbass that sits around not getting exercise. Food doesn't make you fat, your complete unwillingness to exercise and maintain fitness is what makes you fat.
There's this thing called exercise
CICO
Your body doesn't care if you're eating 2K of kale or 2K of beef fat. It's calories. Now NUTRITION is a factor.
"Cause their slightly snarky about it they get a pass" Yes Mr. Huggbees exactly
I don’t eat at Chick fil A but I support their fight against these freaks taking over our world! At least some ppl still have the sack to stand up to these fkn whackadoos! Funny how a chicken place has more sack than 99% of men in this country these days!
I personally find it funny how Hugbees didn't mention pizza places in the list, kinda once they are midiocre at best by flavor, it's one such as Domino's where you have selection of their sizes and add more topings for extra payment when you order home and their fries weather basic or with melted 'parmesan cheese' they come in boxes, rather then paper packages by Mcdonalds standards, but I'm from EU and here we have Domino's as our neighbourhood fast food place in every local head city, rep👍🏻
Wawa subs are unironically so good, I'm the type of person that always gets the same thing at every restaurant and I have literally only ever had one specific order from wawa my entire life, and it is consistently good.
As someone who worked at Taco Bell for almost a year, everything said about Taco Bell in this video is 100% accurate
I did it for 7 years. I witnessed that “menu purge” in 2019 and left last year. Probably the best decision I’ve made so far. Sadly. they’re only going to get cheaper until someone finally takes enough of their profits to force them to try harder as HuggBees said. Sad really, from what I understand, they used to be a rather authentic Tex-Mex restaurant. But greed destroyed that and turned them into boring, overpriced slop. The worst part is so much of it, especially what they’ve kept, can be easily made at home for less money.
Why would I waste around $13 for four Chili Cheese Burritos there, when I can make those same for, using REAL chili and adding Chili Cheese Fritos, for less than HALF that cost? Also, my method tastes 10 times better.
A Taco 12pk? They charge $15 in my area for that, I’ve made the same 12 for $6-$8 at home and they tasted 5 times better.
I successfully recreated the Beefy Crunch Burritos (around $5 I estimate to make four of them instead of the $9-$10 they would charge nowadays) and I’m pretty sure I can make those $5 quesadillas for half that amount.
I’ve realized over the last decade how much of a ripoff TB is. They’re like the Subway of Tex-Mex… overpriced and pointless.
Kind of embarassing how much money they still make these days after learning all of this.
Fuck taco bell I want my frito burrito back
@@rickylaflour9294 Yep, gonna have to agree that getting rid of that item was one of the dumbest things they did in those 7 years.
Beefy frito burrito was fun to order also
the food my coworkers bring in is way higher quality than the food we sell. fuckin... leftovers or whatever, brought in and reheated by putting in the heater cabinet, or just put into the lil plastic bags you put the cinnamon twists into and put those on the shelves in back, n dropped into the deep fryer for a few seconds. even with the potential for plastic leeched into the corn husks, their tamales are damn good compared to the fast food we gotta sell to people. dgmw, the food on the menu televisions are good enough, but i have to imagine even just a a chipotle melt is gonna come in at like a quarter of your daily recommended sodium intake and you know that four of either isnt gonna fill you up for the day
I'm genuinely so happy he talked about wawa, it's not talked about at all and it deserves more praise. Their smoothies are some of the highest quality best value beverages ever to exist and they pump out solid food in a short some of time.
Not talked about at all? I dunno, as someone not from the east coast, it felt like every time I'd meet an east coastie, they would suck Wawa's dick so hard that they'd raise expectations to impossible-to-meet levels. After finally visiting a Wawa, yeah it's pretty darn good and I like it and wish more gas stations were like it, but it was definitely over-hyped at the end of the day, even if just by a little bit.
So yeah, I'd say that Wawa definitely isn't wanting for more praise.
I've never heard of it in 33 yrs. Ya ever heard of Pals ?
Wawa is good.
Wawa 👍
@@rachaelleann9847 Wawa’s are only found on the East coast in certain states and for some reason Florida (yes Florida is on the East coast but if you look on a map, all of the states that have Wawa’s share borders and then there’s Florida)
How ironic that so many fist fights occur in Popeye's.
It's somehow managed to be cursed with being on brand,
if you consider a certain spinach eating sailor.
This didn't age well in just over a year. Huggbees over here saying McDonald's isnt bad considering what you pay for it when a Big Mac's breaking 18 bucks in some places. 😂
Huggbees just casually coming out as bi in a fast food video. what a chad
Huggbees has always been an absolute chad
haha 69 likes
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Being gay is not Chad.
@@WFly101 more Chad than you, not that that's saying very much
@@BeaACutie154 no, he was right
Wawa is considered something of a church here in Pennsylvania. No matter what time of day, no matter what location, (could be in the hood or the boonies) it's almost always full of customers and everyone inside will be kind and courteous to one another, and WILL hold the door for you. The cashiers are always nice which is something that's becoming less and less common these days, everyone here just loves Wawa, and it deserves the love it gets.
Wawa my beloved ❤
All the hail the mighty Wa Empire!!!
Wawa my beloved 😍
I’m from Pennsylvania and I can say what the Hell kind of alternate universe are you living in and where can I find the portal to it because the times I’ve been to Wawa either:
Resulted in me seeing a drug deal go on inside WITH ONE OF THE CASHIERS while it was mostly empty
A 300 pound man had a stroke
And a mother ended up forgetting her kid there. For four hours.
@@ang1759 Thats wawa magic baby
Used to work at a Canes, and honestly, I think I laughed the hardest at your roast for that.
Sonic's pretzel twists are really, really fucking good
I worked at McDonald's, and all I can say is that Huggbees was spot on. We aim to give you edible food, not top quality food. They depend on being the only cheap burger place around, because if people had an equal competitor (aka not burger king) McDonald's would most likely go bankrupt within a year
also ex-Mc D's employee here. Not to mention how toxic the work environment is and they're laughable excuse for a raise. 25 cents? That ain't no raise. Thats pity change
Honestly McDonald’s should be tried for crimes against humanity by the UN for what they did to American food culture
@@Michael-eg3rs Oh absolutely. The toxicity is mostly caused by management pushing everyone into a competition with eachother vs a team. I think better management would help solve a lot. So many problems are easy enough if you have a teamwork centered model and competent management.
@@WASDLeftClick I don't know about being tried by the UN, but pressure to become a better place to work would be awesome. Plus, not having a monopoly on the fast food industry would be good.
They're not even the cheapest place anymore... It's _Overpriced_ only just edible food that can be described, at best, as mediocre.
Since Hardee's/Carl's Jr recently brought back their spicy chicken (at least in my region), and added the $3 doubles to their menu, they've actually gotten competitive again.
The last time I was in a Taco Bell I actually had to let other people go ahead of me in line because I needed that much more time deciphering the menu. They used to have words and now it's just pictures.
ikr i just have to order online
This whole “pictures instead of words” on a menu is so stupid to me. You want smooth communication between employees and customers in drive-thru, so why design your menu so people don’t know what’s actually in the product, and therefore start asking questions, therefore running up your times. Granted, some people don’t read the menu, but I guarantee keeping a list of ingredients would at least help SOME people, so there would be less people ordering an item, then immediately asking what is in it. Then again, Americans seem to think pictures are more appealing than words. Makes me question how little imagination some of them actually have.
From someone who lives in Iowa, I like all the great things he said about Culver's.
I agree with u on the culvers one, the one I frequent has staff that are really friendly and the food is super good for fast food
Wendy's employee here. Big issue with it is how they treat us as employees. Corporate basically tries to get us to memorize an over 800 page instruction manual and if you get a single question wrong, you get your hours cut down to a fourth because they pressure your gm from it as a result. And as the grill, you get very very overworked because they have you do at minimum 4 things at a time, but then other stations can demand you to do more and you have the most closing responsibilities. Its not a great job but its the only job I could get which actually gives me full time hours as Im in uni.
Sounds harsh, hang in there!
Sounds harsh, fuck that!
Sounds harsh, remain neutral and docile on the situation!
Sounds harsh, remain disagreeable and hostile on the situation
Sounds harsh, but I'm not involved, so I don't care!
I love how he roasts all of them equally and uniquely roasts all of them straight to the point of what we've all been thinking
Whataburger used to be an B+ A- student before the new owners took it over. Before the new owners, Whataburger made consistently good food which you could always rely on being good, but nowadays since they have switched to cheaper ingredients you can rely on Whataburger being consistently "meh, it's decent I guess". The fact that they still beat out most other fast food joints despite switching to using cheaper ingredients shows how crappy other fast food joints are.
Finally someone finally just gets into the vid without a intro
As someone who works at Culver's, I feel the small menu mood though. But hey! When we have certain items I make mix up sandwiches! Seriously! A pepper mayo spicy chicken with boom boom sauce? Omg yaass
Add bacon and Swiss, maybe some mushrooms.
Now I want to see him roast restaurants and pizza chains instead.
Trust me, Dominos deserve whatever is coming to them.
I 100% agree, classic example of “how the mighty have fallen.”
Domino's is the best pizza chain what you mean 😂😂😂
@@BeetleJuice00 I thought the comment originally said Pizza Hut, not Domino’s. Pizza Hut definitely deserves a roasting and is what I meant by “how the mighty have fallen.”
@@darthmeticulous6901 My older sister used to work at Pizza Hut. Once she saw them drop a pizza, then pick it back up and put it in the box anyways.
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 As Double D would say “That’s disturbing.”
Makes it more appropriate now that some people call it “Pizza Butt.”
“A man’s quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign!” Daaaaaaaaamn that was a platinum burnt roast right there.
I think I get the joke now
Absolutely brilliant hilarious line. I had to pause the video.
Wawa is literally the best place to eat at when you're traveling so long as there's one near you. I have a natural body clock that makes me stay awake at night and sleep during the day unless I do various things to torture myself into staying up during the day. Whenever I've been traveling, my nocturnal nature comes to the forefront and as long as there's a Wawa, I know I'll have something actually edible and probably even delicious to eat.
In canada you cant go a kilometre without seeing a A&W and god damb they put so much seasoning salt on all there food
I have never seen a KFC interior that wasn't absolutely greasy, filthy, and disgusting to look at.
Or attatched to a Taco Bell
@@ye11owman29 I've seen plenty that aren't. Kentacohuts aren't really a thing were I live, I've never seen one attached to a Taco Bell in my state.
@@KhakiCube I've only seen KFC's by themselves once and that was in my hometwon in Texas. They always looked out of buisness when you passed them on the road cause there was never anybody in there
The two that we have haven’t been updated since the ‘90s. And not even like a few towns over, which had a pretty cool-looking ‘90s Burger King and a charmingly ‘80s McDonalds; they are more “DMV grey and pale blue”.
Speaking of Culver’s, for some restaurants in Florida if you happen to know the owner, you might receive these little blue tokens that you can use to get a free scoop of custard. Culver’s is boring but interesting at the same time and I don’t know how they do it.
Culver's is like Whataburger but with less variety
i got a few from my aunt when they messed up her order. way up in michigan
I love how Jim Gaffigan described the bread at subwayas “bread that was just baked in a dirty dishwasher”
I've had five guys exactly one time in my life when i traveled bc the franchise doesn't exist where i live, had a very basic burger, fries and drink, and already felt like i was gonna pass out from calorie shock halfway through
0:00 - McDonald's
1:04 - Burger King
1:56 - Subway
2:59 - Wendy's
4:18 - Taco Bell
5:29 - Starbucks
6:03 - Chick-fil-a
7:10 - Dunkin'
7:38 - Chipotle
7:53 - Sonic
8:33 - KFC
11:27 - Arby's
12:13 - Dairy Queen
12:20 - Panda Express
12:33 - In-N-Out
12:50 - Portillo's
13:42 - Popeyes
14:22 - Whataburger
15:08 - Five Guys
16:07 - Checkers/Rally's
16:52 - Zaxby's/Church's/Bojangles/Raising Cane's
17:03 - White Castle
17:29 - A&W
18:08 - Culver's
19:13 - Wingstop
19:35 - Steak & Shake
20:34 - Jersey Mike's
21:04 - Jimmy John's
22:03 - Firehouse Subs
22:14 - Wawa
I didn't see Jack In The Box once in this list, proof that Jack's burgers are the best
@@goober50000 youve never had Pals then . You don't know what your missing out on
@@goober50000Exactly, I looked for Jack in the box here too.
@@goober50000 and or he was to scared to cause jack can snap his arms like a twig, and is JACKed
No cookout :(
0:01 McDonald’s
1:06 Burger King
1:57 Subway
3:01 Wendy’s
4:19 Taco Bell
5:30 Starbucks
6:04 Chick-Fil-A
7:11 Dunkin’ Doughnuts
7:37 Chipotle
7:55 Sonic
8:34 KFC
11:29 Arby’s
12:14 DQ
12:21 Panda Express
12:34 In-N-out
12:50 Portillo’s
13:43 Popeyes
14:23 Whataburger
15:08 Five Guys
16:08 Checkers
16:53 Zaby’s Cane’s Bojangles, Church’s Chicken
17:04 White Castle
17:30 A&W all American food
18:09 Culver’s
19:14 Wing Stop
19:36 Steam n Shake
20:34 Jersey Mikes
21:05 Jimmy John’s
22:04 Firehouse Subs
22:14 Wawa
If Wawa is on the list, Royal Farms deserves a spot too
Why aren't places like Pizza Hut not on the list too? It takes just as long as if it were a drive thru
Damn no Carl's Jr
So what you’re saying is that Bojangles is unroastable
@@aperson1092 16:53
As someone who is not only from the Midwest, but also autistic, culvers is an instant S tier fast food joint, because they are consistently that good to the point that I'm pretty satisfied with getting the same order of a butterburger with cheese and ketchup only, a side of fries, and a small bowl of chocolate frozen custard every time I eat at one. This is one of the true hallmarks of how good any kind restaurant is for me. And while I cab understand that people might want more variety on their menu, just with how consistently good a regular order of a burger and fries, with easily the best fast food chain ice cream is what makes culvers an S tier fast food chain in my eyes, and it makes me overjoyed that so many other people sing their praises for it. Also, to tie in with the restaurant theme like you had with roasting US state iconography, a roasting video on chain restaurants would be pretty entertaining, as someone who's eaten at their fair share of chain restaurants their entire life
I was literally eating Chick-fil-A when I watched this 😂
CFA is good, I will give Huggbees a pass 😂
Did… did he just come out? In order to roast chick-fil-a? Damn
He's goated for that reason alone
Chad
Was gonna make a comment like this but you did a much better job.
@@maggyspace7319 fatherless pfp, but true nonetheless.
@@GayKermit-._-. inaccurate, I have plenty of daddies
One day Andrew will just make a video "roasting popular meat beasts", the entirety of which will be in a kitchen
I know his name is Andrew but I didn't recognize that and for a second I was like who tf is Andrew LMAO
Andrew "Huggbees" Huggbees
You have now met someone who likes Wingstop, and I am rapidly approaching your location
I wanna see this guy roast video game companies, it'd be hilarious
Huggbees is bisexual this is now huggbees lore now
@@GeorgeBraun10 very late/ bored, but Asperger’s isn’t a relevant term anymore.
Shoutouts to Huggbees for casually coming out as bisexual for a small segment in his video about ranking fast food, what an icon
Because he doesn't need to come out ever. He's got the right idea. People should just stop assuming everyone’s straight.
@@genghisn7 yeah, like I'm coming out as a murderous pstchopath do not cross me i will murder you.
@@genghisn7 coming out is an inevitable part of being LGBT, it's not something bad or dirty, sure, it sucks that it has to be a thing, but covering it up and pretending it's not something all LGBT people have to do at some point does more harm than good. (And before y'all rip my head off, I am also bi)
@@bruises.n.bitemarks
It doesn’t have to be a thing. You can just show up with a boyfriend/girlfriend at some point.
@@genghisn7 Not all LGBT people are interested in dating, even if, it's much more comfortable to some people to be their most authentic selves up-front.
Gonna be honest, as someone who's worked at arbys for an unfortunate amount of time, I can tell you that there are actually a large amount of people who eat that roast beef nightmare
Bro that Jared joke!! Chefs kiss
“Popeyes feels like the Waffle House of fast food.” I’ve never heard a more true statement.
I wouldn’t even feed Burger King to my worms
Bro same
I'd rather eat your worms than burger king
I never got this hate for bk, I guess bk here in brazil is better than mcdonalds cause here people usually prefer bk , and in my experience, yea bk's burguer sucks and is nothing compared to a real burguer, but at least they're not as bland as mc's
username checks out
@@shuruff904I’d rather have a tape worm than go to Burger King and even then I wouldn’t even wish for that punishment on that fucking freeloader
It's a year old, but to challenge your sonic question, footlong chili dog and tots
"That's too much black." Sent me to the shadow realm 💀