What Made This VENEMOUS HYBRID In Don't Speak? Its More Ridiculous Than You Think
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What in the sweet holy lord is this thing? well if you would like to know, then look not further because I am here to talk about this thing. I know, I feel just as bad as you do.
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Roanoke Gaming Can you please do a video on The cybermen From doctor who
Nah, do venom.
When Roanoke drops a video, somewhere in the depths an anglerfish gets notified as it's light thingy turns on.......😂
Every time is drops a video not only does it get notified it starts to evolve the ability to walk.
@teagod2_214 don't you wish that evil on us ricky bobby
I am find with walking angler fish as long as they cannot leave the depths of the ocean.
@@robertnelson9599 Them leaving is why semi auto shotguns exist.
@@robertnelson9599this is just a frogfish
For a movie called "don't speak", there is sure a whole lot of scenes of only speaking
Oh, how witty you are!🙄
@@richardmcleod2791Oh, how witty you are! 🙄
OMG most underrated comment on the internet 😂
Still thinking about the prawns of district 9
"It cannot go unpoked" should be the official motto of the channel.
Its my god given right on this rock as the dominate species to grab a stick and poke it.
We must move sticks slightly into random objects for no reason at all
Get that on a tshirt ASAP!!
If I can't poke something I don't understand, I get anxious. Guess it's the monke brain
merch ideas
Force multiplier safety with Roanoke, my favorite segment.
In all seriousness, own a firearm is a right that comes with a lot of responsibility that too few people take seriously.
Yeah. Deeply, deeply frustrating to hang out with suburbanite friends with guns and watch their terrible habits, having grown up in the backwoods and taking hunter safety courses as a kid, along with drilling from my mom on the topic.
The gun is always loaded. The gun is always loaded. Even if you know for a fact the gun is not loaded, the gun is always loaded. This isn't because I think you're stupid and didn't check, this is because you're building habits around how you hold the gun, how you interact with it. Habits you build while you know the gun isn't loaded can seep into your general behavior. No, Ted, I don't care if you just checked the chamber, I do not want you sweeping me. Please do not.
I grew up hunting squirrels and deer with my dad, gun safety is common sense to me. load gun only after entering gate to the hunting land, fully unload before exiting. safety on at all times until you're ready to shoot, but safety can also (rarely) not properly work. you can drop your gun with the safety on and there is still a chance (granted its not common, but still possible) for the gun to fire. above all else, NEVER let the barrel of your gun drift anywhere near another person in your hunting party, best to keep it pointed more toward the ground.
It never matters if someone says the gun is unloaded, you check it, check again, and check one last time and leave the chamber open before putting it away. and for the love of everything good in this world, keep your damn ammo locked up away from the gun! you never know who will visit you at home. if your ammo or gun is out in the open and not locked up, then anyone can get hurt by it.
I hate the fact that so many people don't take the precautions, and eventually that gets someone hurt.
First rule of gun safety is to have fun!
@@iriswatersmy dad never let us have toy guns as kids. I hated it when I was little but appreciate it now. A gun is a tool and should never ever be treated as a toy no matter what.
@@Panda-cute yeah, Idk how I stand on that. I would certainly never second guess a parent going either way with that. I think the negatives of toy guns are probably pretty mild compared to many other things, but I can definitely see how they do end up a negative. On the other hand I can see parents not wanting to deny kids access to a social activity that would help them bond with other kids.
Definitely should be balanced with lessons about the danger of real guns. And in balance it would probably be better for the future of the species if fewer kids grew up associating fun and deadly violence.
I was listening to a story the other day about someone having work done on their house, and catching the plasterer urinating in the mix bucket. And a roanoke voice in my head said 'pee is stored in the walls'.
I hope that plasterer hated his job, because he will not be doing that job ever again.
@@robertnelson9599 Normally I would agree with you but knowing this world.. That person could probably find work doing that same type of job somewhere.
13:37 tbh as someone who majored in film and is now in med school, I loooove your videos! Also don’t know why people would get upset about that, just skip to about halfway in the video
You should cover The Silence, that Netflix movie about prehistoric bats.
I legit just watched that
A quiet place from wish to the power of 2
@@kobzt206Is it any good?
The Silence prehistoric bat reminds me of Bioraptor from Pitch Black
@@refurbishedtechpriest9076 it alright not my most favourite film but it's a good watch
I don’t know why but I really have a thing for eyeless monsters- Lickers, Death Angels, Leucistic Baryonyx don’t know why I just think they’re great
Yess the leucistic baryonix was so cool! Probably one of my favourite dinos from that show
I got an cordyceps tattoo
Literally a clicker
Allow me to add Demogorgons
Xenomorphs 🖤
Watching Roanoke talk about the firearm stuff in the UK is great and gives me a lot of giggles as someone who lives in the stabby-stabby-knife country across the pond.
Here in Germany, we have a lot of stabbings 🙂
@@leonnunhofer3453 Oh, well, I hope it gets better :c
Why haven't y'all adopted a Sword Law like texas has? You need to return to your roots.
fellow UK person here, it shocks me, no guns? sharp metal it is, not like gun crime is gone either, its almost like criminals dont care for laws.
We’re just chill guys like that
Atleast i aint the only one spending more of my youth time than i should on IG reels, guess were just chill like that 😂
Fr, we just chill like that
….even on yt I can’t escape it
Pattern recognition goes hard
It would be cool if you cover Gyeongseong creature. It’s a show, but it would be interesting to hear you cover the biology of the creature and the parasite that creates it.
Was gonna comment the same
Roanoke just want to complement you on how much content has been coming out lately you're doing the lords work!
No wife to hold him back anymore.
Just a healthy reminder of firearm safety below:
Years ago, I was with an ex of mine who's father had a rifle under his bed. She showed me this rifle and jokingly aimed it at me. I pushed it away from my face and took it from her. As I was putting it back under his bed (it had no gun case). The trigger snagged on something and the gun went off. Blew a hole in the baseboard about 3 inches around and went into the next room.
Lesson: Treat EVERY gun as if it were loaded.
I can see why she's an ex. To be so stupid that you treat a dangerous weapon like it's a nerf gun. Good on you for acting fast.
@@Jules279 There's always a certain type of person you'll come across that seems to get off on edging your boundaries bit by bit, somehow, by clowning around in ways they shouldn't.
It's not even stupidity and often something more insidious, at least half the time.
Should be a red flag.
Shame I don't practice what I preach…
Sounds like you and your Ex do not know how to handle a firearm… you’re the the more dangerous one in the situation because you also didn’t treat it as if it was loaded and negligently discharged it.
@@snyderm4nCan you read?
@@comradecameron3726yes, he took the gun from her, didn’t check it, didn’t engage the safety, and handled it so carelessly that he allowed something to enter the trigger guard and negligently discharge the gun.
Just like her actions aren’t excusable because the gun didn’t go off, his aren’t because no one was on the other side of the wall.
Gun only kill people by firing, his stupidity fired the gun.
The bullets 4:58 are 44 while the pistol(m1911a1) is 45acp so that would not work
the movie is set in the UK and this woman has a 'working' 1911a1 just laying about in a draw having the correct ammunition would not make it any more believable
Lmao I’m sure everything would be fine
They look too big even for a 44 magnum. They kinda look like 45-70 which I could see them making a mistake. Saying "we need 45" and they see 45-70 and just go with it.
@@wheelsndealz Or 45LC
I love this channel. Honestly I feel like a nerd learning interesting things about creatures that don’t exist. But at least if they ever come around, I’m prepared!
Roanoke is a anglerfish sleeper agent
He would never betray us like that.
"Vsauce theme starts playing out of nowhere".
Aren't we all anglerfish as we live in the bottom of our gaseous atmosphere, like how anglerfish lives in the bottom of oceans.
@@FrstSpctr88 What you are saying is, we are alien nightmare fuel?
@@noahfuller4128 I mean we could be.
Looks like the vampires from Priest.
I love seeing a supportive, caring father character and Roanoke immediately hits us with, "nope, that's not real." I feel you buddy. I too have family trauma.
Not sure if you have covered it or not yet, but if you haven't, check out the Hallow. It wasn't a great movie lol but the whole forest mold and fairytale spin was a neat idea. Would love to see you break it down!
He did cover that one! Definitely go check it out.
@hernehaugen6878 Oh sweet! I'll have to search it up. Thanks
Giving Uzumaki a try, gotta say the animation is absolutely gorgeous, really captures Junji Ito's illustration style. I'd love to hear Roanoke talking about all of the body horror and transformations.
Or do every episode of Franken Fran and he has enough content for a few years lol
The manga is 100,000 times better. I hope you check it out. It's his magnum opus for a reason.
@mikaross4671 I read it in school years ago and I've bought two collector's editions since. The manga is definitely better, yeah, but tv is a limiting format and the adaptation is a lot better than I was expecting.
Someone needs to make a horror movie about a anglerfish/human hybrid so Roanoke has to cover it.
Anglerfish/human/axelotal, axelotal would make it regenerate too
it needs a crappy title like Manglerfish or something XD
1:18 Mr. Beast Jumpscare
6:38 actively on a two hour drive using this video as my audio entertainment
Day 26 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover subnautica.
Do it! Two fish an episode!
Two fish a episode 😊
hes stated multiple times that he wont, he has thallisaphobia, and doesnt want to
There aren't any feet, he'd never.
Anglerfish edition too
0:37 "I know what you're sayin', so please stop explainin', don't tell me cause it hurts!"
Part man, part worm, it's venom man!
I like the sassy roanoak . He grows in power
There's something really cool about Raonoke dropping a stream on my birthday! Happy birthday to me. I love your videos. The inconsistencies in this movie are hilarious.
Happy birthday, hope you had a good day/evening.
Stay safe.
Stay smart.
Stay Strapped.
Papa Roanoke im so sorryyyy! I commented on your last video something like "ah so it IS a film review channel" because at the beginning of the episode you said it would be more about theories and inferences than factual scientific deduction like you usually do. I've been a follower of yours long enough to know it was a recurring joke and should have formulated my sarcasm more clearly. In any case, love your work and I am SO happy you've been putting these out for years now, I mean who would i be without one of my favorite youtubers calling us Bromethei?
We have Death Angels at home.
The only thing this title makes me think of is No Doubt.
I am that old.
dont tell me, cause it hurts.
@@bobbybushe2389 I know what you're thinkin'
Stop pretending who we are
If you wanna continue with the lanky killers with sound-based perception, I recommend the Future Predators from the British sci-fi series, Primeval (not to be confused with the giant crocodile movie of the same name)
Call them Horrats after horror bats.
Primeval was good until they went like all British shows do and descended into time travel.
@@kevinkerwin4118 what do you mean 'Descended into time travel'?
It was a show about time travel, that's like saying 'Star Trek was good until they went into space'
“a little bit of this, a little bit of that” ahh creature
I feel like these movies would be stronger IF the people banded together & failed. Then there'd be a story to flashback to from the scattered survivors which would make the inevitable victory have real weight.
3:12 i See roanoke knows exactly zilch about laundry drying
is this what they call a comment section
No
Wake Up.
This is the lost and found.
No, this is a Wendy’s.
Wake up we need you
Listening to Roanoke will cleaning my place. Speeds things up. Joy abound!
Love watching Roanoke giving a some what movie review for movies I'd never watch but love the science and morphology behind the things in the movie and I get all the nerdy stuff I love keep up this format I love it!
Let me rephrase it's not a review it's a recap but deep dives into the science behind everything
The shoving rounds in the hand grip reminds me of Feast (?) where a lady was trying to put a bullet head first down the barrel to load it.
You should do brotherhood of the wolf. It’s got a cool creature design
Roanoke is my favorite nerd because he somehow works super well with my ADHD with great vids like this
Man
If roanoke made a vlog collab with brandon herrera or vice versa
That'd literally be one of the coolest day in history
I wanna see them do a two video colab. Brandon's channel would handle them shooting the guns from and larping the movie they cover on Roanoke's channel.
I have yet to find another content creator that consistently makes me chuckle or bust out laughing within the first 10 seconds. Immediate thumbs up within the first 10 seconds. Roanoke is Top G 😂 😂😂😂
Please do a video breaking down the morphology of the vengeful female ape man in the found footage film, Exists. It's one of my favorite found footage and bigfoot film. Please.
I always hated the "As an empath..." people, I have an overdeveloped or very strong sense of empathy, whatever term you want to call it, and it's not great. For example, If a friend is telling me about something bad that happened to them I will often start to feel physically ill, or really depressed, which makes it kinda hard to be a good supportive friend sometimes. I've never come across something that I'd consider an advantage to it.
You had a lot of fun with this video. It was a joy to watch
Roanoke give the 4 rules of fire arm safety and omfg that's a 1911 that fires .45acp and those rounds look like .500 s&w rounds 😂
I love the Winchester references in the past few RoanokeMovies videos. 😋
37:12
“Why add the Grey DNA”
Well, i’d slap alien DNA into things just as a backup template.
“Oh the old DNA became unusable… oh hey remember these things we slapped it into like a hooker slapping on a lap? Lets see if that still is viable after a few generations.”
Personaly i would use alien DNA as the base and then add wasp (those laying eggs on paralysed spiders), spider and anglerfish DNA, to make it a horrying aberation. Why have humans fear aliens? Have them fear earth so much it becomes their definition of Australia!
"Don't go in to the basement" reference, nice top 10 goosebumps
The "grab a helmet for this one" movies are usually the best.
Did you hear about the ghoul's new daytime talk show?
It's called Phantom of the Oprah
Thank you for clarification on basic fire arm etiquette and safety, certain people need to hear this more
England: oh its too far. Don't worry yourself
Usa: England is the size of idaho, and I travel that distance daily. 6:38
3:44 and start with the feet, as is tradition
According to IMDB, this is now called "Silent Place" FFS.
First of all. Things like everyone in a town vanishing, gets noticed here in the UK We are a small island with 60+ million people on it with a good communications network.
Buses would show up with no one there. Parcel deliveries, phone calls, emails, where are the local police doing their rounds? Someone would raise the alarm.
Yep, phone the police, our coverage is better.
Second, why does everyone have strange 'American' accents. That's not how we speak here.
If it's set in the UK, handguns like that are illegal. The law here is sort of complicated but if you can demonstrate a need for a firearm and follow certain conditions, you can get one.
If they wanted to show someone in the UK with a gun, why not a shotgun or a rifle? It's much more common. Heck, if you can show a need for it, you can get a cannon. (I know someone who owns a tank with a live gun.) If they wanted her to have something 'hand gun like'. Give her a pistol crossbow, crossbows are legal without a licence.
If they wanted her to be armed, in the house, she would more likely have a kitchen knife or some long sharp implement. Seriously a lot of film makers in the UK have to wake the freak up. You know a film set in the UK is sh*t when the makers can't even be bothered to make it as if it was set in the UK.
Yes, half a day's driving in the UK can suck. We do not have massive USA style roads. Our roads are smaller, narrower and more windy.
EDIT: Those 'soldiers' are wearing DPM, which has not been used in many years. It would have been cheaper to buy modern MTP army surplus.
Been watching Roanoke for a few years now and it’s been fascinating to watch as I begin to understand more and more of what he is saying as my courses and now degree progresses. Love the work you do, keep it up!!
Nice designs honestly!
Cats can make people chill. Maybe Mr supportive has a lot of cats? 🙂
Some people say this is a film review channel while others say it's a science channel I say they are both wrong as this is obviously a comedy channel with all of the bad jokes that get me every time. Come for the science but stay for the golden jokes.
I like that the chill guy has become popular pretty much everywhere.
Still waiting on a video on Stephen King's "The Langoliers"
First, I will most likely never watch most of these movies, so the critique is great. Second, you really can't talk about the biological factors without completely shredding the movies from which they come. 10/10 work, my dudes!
Edit: as someone with a neurological disability (MS), I appreciate your breakdown of how neurons all work.
You somehow always upload long videos when I’m stuck at the airport. Been watching for nearly ten years since ~2016, never been disappointed!
This thing kinda reminds me of the Blind screamers From ZA4
Yep, never point a force multiplier to anything or anyone you don't want to put down, as the only function they have is to put down things and others
Hell my daily commute to work used to be 2 hours one way. As a kid i would walk from harvest alabama to toney nearly every day to go see my friends.
I like the TF2 music in the background
Just hearing you explain how neurotoxins work is honestly amazing, whoever said you only occasionally do biological facts is on some good stuff
Hey Roanoke, think you could do a video on the virus that is in Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End. ? Its pretty good and just came out this year! I think it would make a good video.
I walked away to make lunch and returned to Roanoke referring to the monster as "Ballsack"...several times 😂😂😂
This is peak internet
So your second backup job would be a mechanic? After a TH-camr and a chad microbiologist
So about the whole half day journey thing ~6:30 this is THE definitive stereotype about Europeans, and Brits especially, where some haven't seen their close blood family in LITERAL YEARS because they live... 45 minutes away. They can live in Central London and have never been to Paris (back when it wasn't a complete sh*thole and was actually worth going to) because its too far... at 228 miles/366 km away (which takes them 5.5 hours to travel lol). And yet they have the unmitigated gall to call us untraveled for "only" having traveled the US which is more than 10x that distance from west to east IN A STRAIGHT LINE.
I tried to watch this a couple weeks ago and that first scene was so stupid I rage quit. Glad you covered it for me so I can get smarter without first getting dumber. Thanks buddy!
The scrunched up spooderman face is amazing
I'm always here for your scientific antics but the title alone had me hooked to watch this
Another classic from Weird Films with Roanoke. What a film review channel this is.
26:08
NOT all spiders have exelent eye sight, you can in fact wave your hand up close to a tarantualla for example and if it will react then it was from vibration you made or blowing air on it from your hand movement, it can see but its just vague shapes...
exceptions are for example spiders that prefer to hunt instead of camping in a web (jumping spiders, huntsman spiders) these for example are sometimes believed to have comparable vission to ours...
At least this thing will succumb to a force multiplier!
357. Rounds for a 9mm
Checks out.
Roanoke I been a long time fan and I just wanted to tell you your videos are awesome keep killing it, I love weird obscure monster movies! Never change!
I started watching this movie before I saw the notification. I'll get back to this...
(edit) maybe it's his mannerisms, but every time the dad speaks it feels like he's actively trying to cover up a murder he committed.
"I don't have a goal" broseph, the goal is swole.
The Creepy Man-Legs of an Ostrich 😂
The face sort of reminds me of a tardigrade. Also, jumping and wolf spiders have good eyesight, but most spiders focus on _vibrations._
I love watching you just for the car guy tizum fits. I do the exact same thing when movies get cars wrong.
hey roanoke did you know that in the league of legends universe there are gigantic anglerfish? if the arcane starts taking on that city you can create the video of your dreams... or our dreams and your nightmares.
You gotta do the Cloverfield monster next!
He has actually
Lord Roanoke has blessed us with a new video. Praise the Emperor!
Hail 🙋
Your videos are always an entertaining part of the day! Thanks man!
I remember one of the Italian zombie movies shows a character stepping onto an elevator where you can see him "reloading" the pistol by pushing the bullet into the barrel.
27:09 how you gone tell me I got to stay? how dare you lol
A skull covered in ballsack skin took my soul
Always a great day when the GOAT uploads
GOAT as apposed to the word goat,
I love this channel, been watching the science breakdowns for years
as you mentioned the greys, I have always wondered why they pretty much always depicted as naked when the earliest descriptions of them had them wearing silver, almost foil like close fitting jumpsuits? but then again getting abducted by anything naked is a lot more disturbing 😂
Your videos are the most entertaining and informative to watch and love watching while playing farm simulator
I love the shoutout to the Doom 2 mod "Too Many Super Shotguns"
Great mod
i love your roanoke gaming videos keep em coming
Personal problems resulting in being torn to shreds? Bear baiting, gator wrestling, teasing Doctor Mombo, power tool fetish, etc...
Yes! I watched this movie earlier this year and wanted Roanoke to review it! So glad to see it!
Edited to add: I also really enjoyed it. Nice short and sweet movie that's fun. I've been enjoying the lower budget horror movies on Amazon.
4:35 Dont forget the most important rule about gun safety. Make sure you are a famous actor first. That way when you do end up killing somebody through your own negligence youll not only be able to beat the charges but the gun safety officer that repeatedly told you not to do what you did will be the one to end up prison. Oh yeah and youll still get paid for your work afterwards.