Im on the weird side of the blood thing. Gore does not bother me, surgical procedures make me feel woozy. Big gash on someones arm? No issue. Getting sliced precisely by a scalpel? Im out.
In Germany 110 is for police and 112 is for ambulance and fire depardment but no matter what number you call they redirect you for what you need. There are even emergency lines for poisen, chemical and other accidents. 911 is also a line you can pick because they will redirect you to the next emergency service.
Roanoke the only man that I know that can make talking about testicle pain entertaining I was listening to this and I had completely forgotten we were supposed to be listening to German zombies
I'm down for odd medical rambling like the ball trauma. social yawning, sneezing forces eyes closed, eyes getting a fourth color cone, taste buds changing tastes as you get older etc.
official number is 112 but 991 works too. i think any countries emergency service number works as long as its not used by something else in the country.
I mean is an undead which ist either raised, to do a task or a spirit too angry to die until their Mission is completed. Wendigo might be fitting due top Stalingrad. Otherwise Wiedergänger (humouring it could be translated as oh shit there we Go again) is a nice alternative term for Zombie, though it includes poltergheists and other apparitions.
Wendigo historical Germans of the see-through cola political affiliation duking it out with Leninade connaisseurs in Norway. The movies are weird, but where else can you get that kind of show?
Normally, I give your videos a Like before I even watch. Then I see you endorse the sleaziest, most predatory mobile game on the market and had to change it. You're better than that, dude.
Didn't think I'd get a tangent on the effects of a nut tap and the psychology behind why it's funny. Roanoke moment. It's moments like this made me sub.
“A horse would typically have about 15 horsepower, pretty hilarious that we actually have a measurement named after them and it’s not even right” I learned something new today 😂
@Beeb I always thought that 500 horse power was kind of dumb because you could only use a fraction of the theoretical maximum. It makes infinitely more sense to me that it has the power of 33 real horses given how much power we use (on average) to drive. "This car has 33 real horses worth" sounds like it's *more* powerful to me.
I'm gonna have to agree with others & say they're draugr. Wendigo is too specifically american but draugr works for the zombie like appearance but also supernatural spirit elements. More importantly it makes more sense for the region.
Also their deaths fit perfectly. They died without a proper burial, which is said to be the cause of a draugr. A wicked, greedy person specifically will often become a draugr in stories. That literally fits perfectly in every way! It's even in Scandinavia, meaning it could be a REGIONAL curse.
@@jayrandolph9328 bc tales of wendigos are specifically from North American Tribes predating European discovery of America. you might be thinking of the yeti , which is like a Himalayan big foot / sasquatch.
Definitely did "Not See" Roanoke cover a movie like this in a hot minute, but the Wendigo hypothesis in contrast to the movie shoving the "Zombies" down our throat was intriguing. Somehow it does make sense considering Martin didn't turn after a soldier had a taste of his McNuggets
Remember, when re attaching an arm to a patient it is always advised to check context clues, such as if the arm is wearing clothing matching that of the paitent.
I would say the zombies are more like draugr since it’s both set in Norway as well as the conditions of there death. Greed and improper burial are said to create draugr. Take the story of glam from the saga of grettis the strong. Glam was a slave who was ordered to watch over a flock of sheep during winter because the sheep were attacked by a monster, glam killed the monster but died in the process, he wasn’t given a proper burial so eventually he would rise again and start stalking the valley where he died, killing livestock and wildlife, destroying houses and being a general problem until he started killing people at which point grettis comes in and kills glam but with his dying breath glam curses grettis.
I'm not too familiar with Norwegian folklore, but aren't draugrs very greedy as well? And if I recall correctly, they are not mutated beasts like Wendigos, but rather just hungry undead, right?
@@nihili4196 kinda there more just evil jerks. They will sometimes jump on roofs to make people not sleep. Glam the one I referenced was a general prick before he died and was an even bigger one after he died. The story which glam was in also had another draugr named Khar the old who was a king that haunted his burial mound. The story these guys are from was written after the Vikings had been Christianized so Norse burials were seen as improper burials. You could also become as draugr by dying out at sea at which point you become a sea draugr (yes that’s what there called) you get to curse people so they always die at sea and become new sea draugr.
These "zombies" don't seem to be Wendigo. They seem more like Draugr of Norse mythology. An intelligent undead creature, created from the body and soul of exceptionally greedy, cruel men, who are cursed to guard their tomb and the treasures within. They have abnormal strength, the ability to wield limited magic, are capable of speech, and in some stories are apparently capable of growing in size and appear as emaciated, decaying corpses. However, it does make me wonder if Wendigo and Draugr are somehow related through some shared forgotten myth
well maybe it could be due to similar observations made by two different groups that might have caused the development of these folklore monsters especially since both are in more icy climates where bodies then to be preserved more and when greed and cannibaism were taboo due to how negatively it affects everyone
@@victory8928right, except cannibalism isn't a thing for Draugr, and from what I can tell of wendigo stuff, it seems more centred around the cannibalism. They're more solidly to do with being unable to let go, hence their haunting/protecting their hoard.
@llamaczech the unifying feature is greed though. Cannibalism aside, that's the main thing with wendigos, there's another spirit that I forget the name of for gluttony that's similar but just eats everything in sight.
I was not expecting him to accidentally yeet the kid out the window and then accidentally kill him when trying to help afterwards. Such absurd dark campy humor. Absolutely love it
Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
The first time that I saw this movie, it was a copy in the original language with no subtitles. Even being able to understand literally no dialogue, I followed the entire plot of the movie, while drinking. That's how you know you've got a well made film right there!
40:42 those are literally the goggles that the rebel commander used to spot the AT-ATs coming for Echo base in the Empire Strikes back. They even used the same graphic for what you see inside the goggles.
I shall offer you an alternative hypothesis to the Wendigo one. Since we are talking about Norway, rather than the North American Wendigo, we might be talking about the closer-to-home Draug. Not fit for Valhalla, Draug are jealous creatures, furiously guarding their burial mounds, and the treasures within, as with the REDACTED-gold.
Honestly, the more mystical elements really sells me on the movie. Instead of the traditional 'virus' or something similar, these undead fall more under the category of 'wendigo', or 'draugr', to meet in the middle and be mythologically correct given the setting. Really a breath of fresh air in the genre.
The wendigo comparison makes sense but id like to put forward the possibility of wights or draugr,,, cursed with undeath, not quite dead but definitely not alive kind of thing. Amazing as always Roanoke!
This reminds me of a movie I saw a long time ago... if memory serves its a group of soldiers or mercenaries in an underground bunker. But they're fighting nazi soldiers who are still using their Mausers and MP40's. But the guns were all rusted and the bullets were corroded. The movie even talks about this after they remove a bullet from one of the soldiers. And the medic says that bullet should have never cleared the barrel. I forget the name of the movie but it'd be a really good one for you to do a video on. Edit) the movie is from 2008 and is called Outpost.
Depending on the conditions in the bunker, that may or may not be realistic. For example, if it's a properly designed hermetically sealed bunker, then the weapons should not be decaying to such an extent. Even without perfect storage, ammunition can survive a lot longer than you might expect. I know a guy who found 1943 issued .45 ACP in the dirt, loaded it into his 1941 production 1911, and it fired. I certainly wouldn't rely on it to save my life, but it could still work.
OMG. I stumbled on Dead Snow AGES ago and had no idea what I was getting into. Watched it with a few friends and it was both hilarious and horrifying. Never seen so many feet of intestines in a single movie before, and this one left all of us with a deeper rooted phobia of those outdoor toilets. 😄
Reminds me of that one scene in...was the movie just called Lamprey? One of those summer schedule Syfy channel movies, been years since I had the chance to watch the channel.
4:50 I know a lot of Europe uses 112 and I'm pretty sure that's also the universal redirect for emergency services. Like even dialing 112 in the Americas will get you redirected to emergency services.
Norway actually has 3 emergency lines 110, 112 and 113, but I'd bet in a bad-time-German-zombie emergency it wouldn't matter which number you call. In other news, in the EU (Norway isn't a part of it), 112 is the general number, but either 911 or 999 will redirect a caller to the relevant local emergency service.
These videos are honestly some of my favorite content on youtube. Informative, funny, and simultaneously interisting. You have the perfect combination of material and make amazing videos. Thanks for posting man, You're doing amazing.
Force Multipliers, small humans, kids at the bus stop, medieval anesthesia…sooner or later Roanoke’s movie description sections are going to be entirely in code and allusions and only the science portions will be direct English
Doctor Roanoke you went completely off the trail right there with explaining why getting hit in the kiwis makes us want to end a fight quick but anyways back to the German zombies.😂
So, a not so fun fact: At the very end of World Wide Battle 2 Electric Buggaloo the last group of German soldiers to surrender did indeed eat each other, at least it's implied they did cause they ran out of food a week or two before giving up. It's actually a super brutal story how they ended up starving, diseased and begging to give up.
Out of every blessed video you've made I've always enjoyed on my travels for work. The cut off deez nuts joke ripped a smile out of me without consent.🤣
Yeah dude, im in the middle of moving my grandma, and i heard that and laughed so hard i almost dropped the Ottoman i was carrying. I dont know why it was so funny, ut it caught me off guard. 😂
WELL ACKSHUALLY, in the end it depends on the situation, depending on how much damage a individual add does, if it does alot the summoner is less important so it becomes more of a attrition fight instead of a b-line summoner focus
29:00 you left out my favorite part! After he cuts off his arm, and then gets but on the crotch, he looks at his friend who holds up his hands and says "no no." It's super cool you're covering this one. This is one of those movies I saw on tv as a kid and I almost thought was a fever dream.
My mother had a spinal cord injury a few years ago, and it is insane just how many bodily processes are effected by damage to the spine. Temperature regulation for example, mood, just so many things beyond muscle activation.
That locked strength thing is legitimate. As a young child around 11 years old i was taking my 5 year old little sister on a short bike ride, we had an adult sized trike. A German Shepherd launched itself over a fence and was charging at us, i set my sister on the seat standing up turned around and took a full tackle from this dog. This was a retired K9 officer, retired for being to aggressive and flunking out i found out in court. My fathers heavy over sized leather jscket saved me from losing parts of my arm but i was still very messed up. I was around 60-70lbs the same weight as this dog tbh and was able to force it into a half headlock while it broke my arm. I held control over this dog and actually tore my own rotator cuff and seperated my shoulder blade. I hurt myself almost as bad as the dog did and its because of that Histarical strength thing i was told by my doctor. I basically gained access to everything my child body was capable of for the sake of my own survival and my baby sisters safety. Shits real man, and i would hate to ever be on the receiving end of it.
I wanna add the mental state I was in. It was scary looking back. My heart was in my ears, I felt nothing the entire time but knew the arm was broken instantly. I could only repeat "keep it here keep it here" Over and over because I knew if I didn't and it got lose again it could get my sister. And I would likely not get back up. How does an 11 year old with no experience with physical trauma KNOW without a doubt if the fight stops they won't be able to keep going? That's some sort of instinct I'm convinced. I had no concept of what shock was at the time. But something in me did.
The world would be better if we lived in a society where lactating women could get jobs selling their breast milk as an alternative to cow milk. Just think about it, human breast milk is healthier for humans than cows milk, and we could reduce the amount of cows in factory farms; reduce the amount of cows in general, which would reduce the amount of methane going into the atmosphere and have less of an affect on climate change. Women could unionize to have good working conditions with decent pay and benefits, which would actually make the milk taste better if they were under less stress. Although it will be mandatory to be drug free, and maybe have regular drug tests to insure the quality of milk, that might actually motivate struggling women to quit drugs and get off the streets by selling breast milk. Women with hyperlactation would have an outlet for their excess milk production and be compensated for all the milk they sell, while women who under produce could easily buy the amount of breast milk they need from the grocery store. Just imagine having an omelet, cheesy pasta, or chocolate milk but made with human breast milk; that would be pretty wild by todays standards. The only downside is that drinking breast milk would be normalized and no one would masturbate to the idea of drinking from lactating titties, because that is indeed a problem and everyone totally masturbates to lactating titties.
Good point, but there's going to be pushback on grounds on that being a fetish or sexual act or something. Which is a shame, because if you're an actual mature adult and can look at such a proposition without going "Haha booba milk" you'd realize that's not a horrible idea
The sequel tells you more about the curse that the supernatural zombies that the characters are dealing with and brings in a Russian battalion to help deal with the Nazis
I actually really like this interpretation of the movie; the only other option i could think of in context of nordic folklore is maybe the draugr. Great vid
I am still waiting for the zombie movie with that one German in the group who survives ONLY because he is German and the zeds (with a bit of convincing, maybe even killing one of the frinds) let that one go. He'd be the only surviver.
Roanoke as an E.S.L. I completely approve of that deez nuts joke. fuck people who get mad us for trying to pronounce something in a different dialect 😂
I remember watching this movie with some friends posted up somewhere online! the first time we watched it it didn't even have subtitles, so it was just piecing together conversation from context clues and visuals since none of us knew Norwegian. second time it finally had official subtitles and we were kinda surprised how much of the lines we'd gotten almost spot on in what they meant. even had it on dvd but I think a friend stole it when they moved out? This movie and it's sequel are NUTS I love them!
I don't quite like how you treated or the idea of being a zombie as something that has to be based on science and disease, but that being said, I think the na-GERMAN SOLDIERS are actually based on drauger. It's the right part of the world for the mythology and drauger are said to guard (often stolen) treasure of their graves/burial mounds.
To be fair, Roanoke is (if I remember correctly) a microbiologist. While he has discussed Mythology, he sticks with science as it's his specialty. It also seems that he probably wasn't very aware of that mythos before making the video (which is why he made comparisons with North American's Native Tribe's Wendigo). He has acknowledged that he absolutely cannot explain away everything supernatural with science, but he always attempts to just for fun since he's just a big nerd. 😅
@@theepicpop-tartcat Yeah I was out of line addressing that he doesn't seem to want to accept zombies as supernatural. Wasn't even that mad, so I don't know why I said it. And it's possible he didn't know about them. It was actually someone else discussing this movie that I learned of them. Before that I thought it was something Elder Scrolls made up. Plus it's not like these undead Germans display ALL the traits common among drauger myth. But I would say their strength, greed, and ability to re-animate points more to drauger than wendigo
@@SuperSwordman1 It's chill, and I doubt anyone took it as anything more than a preference. Besides, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns the creators of these (or any) zombies just add together characteristics they find interesting. Some zombies are purely supernatural and some have a hint of science, I guess that makes analytic TH-camrs who try to explain it so much fun. 😁
@@theepicpop-tartcat Quite possible. George Romero didn't really have a specific creature in mind when making Night of the Living Dead. And they where only called zombies in the later films because someone in Europe called them that
@@SuperSwordman1I saw the how to beat video nerd explains did on this movie recently. Do you remember the video you saw? I like roanoke's approach and delivery so was glad when I saw this upload, but wouldn't mind watching another video on this movie as well lol
Maybe editing issue but: Marty lost his left arm. The zombie lost his right arm. How the hell dld the doc mistake a right arm to be a left arm and put it back on Marty? XD
If this new way of making videos are helping you in any way to not be as copyright infringemented, go for it. I like it. We get the information as you tell us the story and why what happened in the story happened the way that is did. It also give us a bit of information at the time, instead of giving us a mind blank of information all at once. Also, I loved the balls talk. Anytime that I can learn about the human body, I'm all in!
norway and force multipliers: they are strictly controlled and require a license to keep. however, they are also very normal, and are part and parcel of norwegian hunting culture, wich goes hand in hand with mountain type activities that are very popular because, theres lots of mountains here. if i remmeber right, any citizen can own a total of 7 force multipliers, with exceptions for sports pew pew and competition pew pews. a further exception is made for "historical collectors", who can, within reason, have an unlimited collection, though the process for that is both lengthy, extremely scrutinized and difficult to get into. your reason to apply for historical collector status has to be both legitimate and well documented. we do not have an american force multiplier culture however.
Heya Roanoke, love the videos, Do have a small request for you: Do you think you could cover the ZQN Virus from the Japanese movie _I am a Hero?_ In particular it's interesting how the 2 different types of zombies in that movie act: While the undead hordes mindlessly repeat their dying actions over and over and ferociously attack uninfected Humans to infect them (Don't want to give out spoilers, but yes a character in the movie does confirm that the undead kind are truly reanimated corpses), the still living infected retain some of their humanity and will often team up with Human survivors and use their enhanced physical attributes to help survivors. I'd love to see you take a crack at that! Once again, love your work, keep up the awesome videos :)
Anecdotal regarding the response to crotch shots, sometimes you don't fold. It's just a complete shutdown freeze. Back in high school, I got in a little fight, and took a knee down there. I just completely froze, standing up, still holding on to the other guy. He peed himself because he said the look on my face was terrifying, and I didn't react to the hit. What he DIDN'T know, was that my vision had gone completely black, and it didn't even register that he was in front of me.
Reminds me of anothe movie i loved as a kid, "Ruins" i think it was called. Some people get trapped on a Mian style pyramid with a very carnivorous plant that mimics noises. Natives salt the earth keeping the plant from spreading. If you have already covered that one id love too know.
He has covered that Movie already. The video is called "The Carnivorous Plants from The Ruins Explained | How a Plant Consumes an Animal Explored." Enjoy!
I agree with the wendigo mythology. If it was zombies no matter wat kind they are, decay will set in yes it might b slowed down but it will catch up. I hate wat zombies have become, they are more mutant like not reanimated or dead. It makes sense with the wendigo part since they still have their intelligence and can ambush but the only problem with that is why do they not look skinny since in Norwegian mountains u can see mass amount of snow. I would for them to explain that
Getting nad-shot just fills me with unbelievable RAGE. I berserk, i dont go down, unless its a light enough tap.... Or one that rivals the harshest CBT. Edit: Papa Roanoke. Its called the solar plexus, and its a very prominent human weakpoint. Its able to be fatal if hit hard enough, you dont need much pressure to trigger a vagal response and vomiting.
Welp ! The thumbnail title is pretty self explainatory. TH-cam still goes full purge | inquisition mode unrelentingly on actually good content producing channel; meanwhile; lets just say weird and odd videos could be easily found throughout the site very easily.
Roanoke is one of my favorite YT channels because I click on a video abt Næzï Zombies and end up getting an in depth lecture on the human body’s reaction to testicular trauma
Dude, you proving the theory of synchronicity every week. Cleaning my parents basement today, just found a bong i haven't seen in 10 years. Soulmates!!!
I gotta say how much I love your similes, "Folded like an Omelette" just slayed me. Also I love the informational tangents, really interesting to hear about testicles nerves.
Heck yeahh another Roanoke video! Thanks as always for what you do, man. Your content is above toptier, and you’re the reason I grew to love biology stuff when I used to hate it. Thanks for the video and hope youre doing well! :)
"the group thinks it's either Sarah or a moose as they're both apparently about the same size" - I had to pause the video until I stopped laughing. Absolute gold my man 🤣🤣🤣 I was gonna ask how the hell he got the muzzle of the tank cannon behind Herzog's noggin when the barrel extends way beyond the front of the tank, but on a rewatch I see Martin and Colonel Dental Plan were on a car in front of it at that point, so I'll let them off 😅
Yayyy new Roanoke content once again! Glad you get sponsors and patreons, otherwise it would be hard with that type of content :D also to answer your question, i cant tell for other countries in europe but germany uses 110 for police and 112 for general emergeny.
So I think the reason they are considered to be zombies while not being the traditional zombies is because they were resurrected through necromancy, not a virus or an evil/greedy spirit. This makes sense because a radical group of Germans was actually interested in finding immortality and the ability to resurrect the dead through the occult
I'm telling you, the real reason Walter broke bad was because he received the world's shittiest handjob which made him reconsider his entire existence. Your wife yanking around your 50 year old half chub with 10% of her attention while simultaneously borderline orgasming at selling a girthy 8,5 inch vase on eBay for 56 dollars is an experience that people in the darkest bdsm dungeons would be shivering at. I swear to god Walter Jr. is probably having a wilder sex life on the other side of the wall with his sock than these two have had in the past five years. So when he received his cancer diagnosis the prolonged silence was not due to shock but because of pure bliss and relief because he knew that in a few years he'll likely be dead and won't have to live like that. That's why when he received the news of remission he was so goddamn angry. And I don't know why people see the Salamanca twins as villains, they were clearly just tryna help a homie out and spare him from this existence. Oh, but why did they go after Hank then, you might ask? Well, then you clearly don't remember Hank's handjob scene from season 4, they were trying to save him from that. Really they were the true heroes of this show trying to save people from fucking miserable, dick shriveling handjobs. And then, of course, shit starts happening, Skyler fucks Ted and Walt goes off the chain prolly thinking stuff like "bet she didn't give just a shitty handjob to Ted, oh no! My god, I wouldn't even be surprised if she agreed to do anal with him! While I've been pleading for years!". That right there's a thought progression enough to start a man crashing plants in random office buildings. And the way it can mess with your sexual thinking, Lord only knows what kind of cataclysmic insanities Walt was busting nuts to while living alone. But then Walt has a romantic dinner with Gus, realises there's at least someone who'd probably agree to have anal with him, meanwhile Ted gets paralyzed, no more anal for him, Walt calls up Skyler "I won". Now Walt can be smug for the entirety of season 5, he's back on top of the sex chain. So Breaking Bad is really about Walt's sexual transformation from a submissive forced-into-humiliation-kink middle aged man to a borderline sex offender to an off the rails cuck to a pure alpha male who's ascended past sex and at the end of season 5 we can see him die with bliss on his face because he's redeemed himself.
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In Norway we have very strict rules regarding all gun use/ownership. There's basically no way you are allowed to own a gun(shotguns and rifles, pistols are badicly totally outlawed) unless you are actively hunting or shoting competitively(where the few legal handguns comes into the picture, but there is no legal handguns that shoots anything above 22lr or sr22) Fun fact, these movies was made by basicly a group of friends from northern norway, who initially just made a amateur trailer for a sami(basicly native people from northern norway, sweden, Finland and Russia) parody of kill Bill called kill buljo, then they raised some money and actually made the movie. It's worth a watch🙂
I love this movie and I'm so glad you're covering it. I don't agree that they're wendego though, I believe that they are draugur. They pretty much fit the description of draugur to a T. But you make a very compelling argument.
I like the mix of science in the recap. I always try to watch the entire video, but I find it much easier to concentrate and not get overwhelmed by the medical knowledge in a solid block.
Man, I feel this so much! I'm an old haggard veteran skateboarder (that still skates on the weekends), and as someone that has racked himself more times than I care to remember, I cannot watch skate vids with other people doing the same. The wince factor is just too high. I don't mind slam videos, but racking and breaks or any kind of bad body distortion freaks me out. I'm back on board 5 months after my second skate-related surgery in two years, so when I see real footage of nads getting smashed or bones getting tweaked, I nope out like this.
I doubt that they're Wendigos given its a Norwegian mountain, but more of a draugr. Greed and improper burial are a common way to create them which seems more possible seeming as they were in a mountain range with no food and knowing what the "not sees" were like with they're greed it seems like a very likely possibility that they are in fact draugr. Also the amount of Call of Duty zombies references here is fantastic lmao, love it
guns in the nordic countries are a bit of a paradox. On paper strictly regulated like everywhere in europe, but every old man in the woods has one in his cabin, especially in finland after ww2. every old bushman has an old mosin nagant and police cant be bothered to go looking for them unless they are misused. Also while on paper there is alot of regulation in norway it is very easy to get a hunting weapon in rural areas. Carrying it around loaded or having it outside a locked case when you arent actively hunting that very moment is not permitted but again, who is watching?
If you cut your vegas nerve, you might need a New Vegas nerve
Terrible fallout joke over
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No, an excellent fallout joke
On par with New Vegas jokes where you laugh and slightly are disappointed with yourself after laughing
In a voice like a 55 year old 7 packs a day chain smoker:
"Very funny, smoothskin..."
Truth is, the nerve was rigged from the start.
Im on the weird side of the blood thing. Gore does not bother me, surgical procedures make me feel woozy. Big gash on someones arm? No issue. Getting sliced precisely by a scalpel? Im out.
In Germany 110 is for police and 112 is for ambulance and fire depardment but no matter what number you call they redirect you for what you need. There are even emergency lines for poisen, chemical and other accidents. 911 is also a line you can pick because they will redirect you to the next emergency service.
Roanoke the only man that I know that can make talking about testicle pain entertaining I was listening to this and I had completely forgotten we were supposed to be listening to German zombies
“So you can go ahead and pronounce DEEZ NUTZ” - Roanoke. 😂😂 loving it bro
I'm down for odd medical rambling like the ball trauma. social yawning, sneezing forces eyes closed, eyes getting a fourth color cone, taste buds changing tastes as you get older etc.
official number is 112 but 991 works too. i think any countries emergency service number works as long as its not used by something else in the country.
So actually fun fact, there are very very few bears in the Swiss Alps.
You should totally make shorts for yt or TikTok out of snippets from your videos where you explain a science concept.
I mean is an undead which ist either raised, to do a task or a spirit too angry to die until their Mission is completed. Wendigo might be fitting due top Stalingrad.
Otherwise Wiedergänger (humouring it could be translated as oh shit there we Go again) is a nice alternative term for Zombie, though it includes poltergheists and other apparitions.
Like 20+ minutes of "I know we are way off topic", great watch!
That... That word can get you automatically demonitized is freaking ridiculous. Like its a word that is a partof history.
Probably already answered but 911 is different in every country in Europe. I.e in Uk its 999 whereas in the netherlands its 112
Poor sidekick zombie lol
do you have any plans to do a video on the movie dreamcatcher?
4:47 ......Well in the UK we use NEIN NEIN NEIN !!!
Wendigo historical Germans of the see-through cola political affiliation duking it out with Leninade connaisseurs in Norway. The movies are weird, but where else can you get that kind of show?
Normally, I give your videos a Like before I even watch. Then I see you endorse the sleaziest, most predatory mobile game on the market and had to change it. You're better than that, dude.
Movies that doesn't give their characters basic fucking common sense makes me so upset.
Didn't think I'd get a tangent on the effects of a nut tap and the psychology behind why it's funny. Roanoke moment. It's moments like this made me sub.
4:20 Best moments in the video hahaha
The sequel for this movie is just perfect
The logical conclusion of fighting nazi zombies is just to summon Soviet zombies
Amazing
Essentially letting the two undead groups have at it.
Don't forget the most logical conclusion of the sequel, "Your gf is dead? Well you can raise dead now, so let's fuck the corpse" :v
Better than the 1st
Comrades help comrades
then you have to summon Finnish zombies to fight the Soviet zombies.
“A horse would typically have about 15 horsepower, pretty hilarious that we actually have a measurement named after them and it’s not even right” I learned something new today 😂
I can't believe we as a species botched this
@@RoanokeGaming 😂😂😂same
@@RoanokeGaming ah, but without this discrepancy car specifications would sound way lamer! 500 horsepower sounds waaay cooler than 33.3!
Humanity by the day deserves the meteor for our hubris arrogance
@Beeb I always thought that 500 horse power was kind of dumb because you could only use a fraction of the theoretical maximum. It makes infinitely more sense to me that it has the power of 33 real horses given how much power we use (on average) to drive. "This car has 33 real horses worth" sounds like it's *more* powerful to me.
I'm gonna have to agree with others & say they're draugr. Wendigo is too specifically american but draugr works for the zombie like appearance but also supernatural spirit elements. More importantly it makes more sense for the region.
Also their deaths fit perfectly. They died without a proper burial, which is said to be the cause of a draugr. A wicked, greedy person specifically will often become a draugr in stories. That literally fits perfectly in every way! It's even in Scandinavia, meaning it could be a REGIONAL curse.
How exactly are Wendigos American? Lmao
@@jayrandolph9328 bc tales of wendigos are specifically from North American Tribes predating European discovery of America. you might be thinking of the yeti , which is like a Himalayan big foot / sasquatch.
@@jayrandolph9328why the lmao? They’re literally an American myth
Definitely did "Not See" Roanoke cover a movie like this in a hot minute, but the Wendigo hypothesis in contrast to the movie shoving the "Zombies" down our throat was intriguing. Somehow it does make sense considering Martin didn't turn after a soldier had a taste of his McNuggets
HA!
Wehrmacht zombies
I don't know, I didn't see a pun there. It wouldn't be reich to slip something like that under the censors, that would leave people Fuhrious!
@@RoanokeGaming hey do you have plans to cover the Hooligan Virus from Days Gone
I'm happy to see roanoke do more coverage on your Not so Average Zombie Intelligence
Remember, when re attaching an arm to a patient it is always advised to check context clues, such as if the arm is wearing clothing matching that of the paitent.
Reminds me of Tokyo Ghoul. The doc put an organ into the MC that isn't even part of a normal human.
@@fish7678on purpose cause he was a silly goose doing silly things
@@pagnean4234 I know ;)
Or tattoos that match up.
I would say the zombies are more like draugr since it’s both set in Norway as well as the conditions of there death. Greed and improper burial are said to create draugr. Take the story of glam from the saga of grettis the strong. Glam was a slave who was ordered to watch over a flock of sheep during winter because the sheep were attacked by a monster, glam killed the monster but died in the process, he wasn’t given a proper burial so eventually he would rise again and start stalking the valley where he died, killing livestock and wildlife, destroying houses and being a general problem until he started killing people at which point grettis comes in and kills glam but with his dying breath glam curses grettis.
Pretty much this. Draugr sounds more accurate given the location. Its definitely not a wendigo given those don't exist in our folklore.
I'm not too familiar with Norwegian folklore, but aren't draugrs very greedy as well? And if I recall correctly, they are not mutated beasts like Wendigos, but rather just hungry undead, right?
@Nihili they also haunt dreams, if you dream of a draugr then it can come find you and eat you. Really spooky shit
@@arantisdavis1623 hot draugrs in your area!
@@nihili4196 kinda there more just evil jerks. They will sometimes jump on roofs to make people not sleep. Glam the one I referenced was a general prick before he died and was an even bigger one after he died. The story which glam was in also had another draugr named Khar the old who was a king that haunted his burial mound. The story these guys are from was written after the Vikings had been Christianized so Norse burials were seen as improper burials. You could also become as draugr by dying out at sea at which point you become a sea draugr (yes that’s what there called) you get to curse people so they always die at sea and become new sea draugr.
These "zombies" don't seem to be Wendigo. They seem more like Draugr of Norse mythology. An intelligent undead creature, created from the body and soul of exceptionally greedy, cruel men, who are cursed to guard their tomb and the treasures within. They have abnormal strength, the ability to wield limited magic, are capable of speech, and in some stories are apparently capable of growing in size and appear as emaciated, decaying corpses. However, it does make me wonder if Wendigo and Draugr are somehow related through some shared forgotten myth
well maybe it could be due to similar observations made by two different groups that might have caused the development of these folklore monsters especially since both are in more icy climates where bodies then to be preserved more and when greed and cannibaism were taboo due to how negatively it affects everyone
@@victory8928right, except cannibalism isn't a thing for Draugr, and from what I can tell of wendigo stuff, it seems more centred around the cannibalism.
They're more solidly to do with being unable to let go, hence their haunting/protecting their hoard.
@llamaczech the unifying feature is greed though. Cannibalism aside, that's the main thing with wendigos, there's another spirit that I forget the name of for gluttony that's similar but just eats everything in sight.
Looking for you, take my like for Draugr.
Also very common in the ruins of Skyrim.
TH-cam is gonna love this video... Zombies, gore and nazïs.
Perfect combination for monetization.
Totally screwed
@@RoanokeGamingRumble?
@@RoanokeGaming My deepest condolences...
*Fetch me their souls!*
I feel like monetization... spread over too much Not See.
-Bilbius Baggleton IV
I was not expecting him to accidentally yeet the kid out the window and then accidentally kill him when trying to help afterwards. Such absurd dark campy humor. Absolutely love it
Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
did you just take the lyrics and made them into a sentence?
Go on shapiro
@@RoanokeGaming It's Shen Bapiro, his cousin.
@@hangye741 Something like that, but even better.
man leave the cain alone you had enough me thinks lol
The first time that I saw this movie, it was a copy in the original language with no subtitles. Even being able to understand literally no dialogue, I followed the entire plot of the movie, while drinking. That's how you know you've got a well made film right there!
40:42 those are literally the goggles that the rebel commander used to spot the AT-ATs coming for Echo base in the Empire Strikes back. They even used the same graphic for what you see inside the goggles.
God I love this movie
Makes sense since most of the rebels in the outside battle were Norwegian.
I knew that looked familiar!
I like this new format, where he explains the movie while talking about it’s biology at the same time.
I remember this being one of my favourite movies of all time when I was a kid... Now I'm a manchild and it's still my favourite movie.
It was wayyyy better than I thought it was going to be
@@RoanokeGaming It's more entertaining than it has right to be.
And a virgin, you forgot to mention you’re still a virgin. 👌🏽
Same
Same being a grown ass man child is always fun and hilarious
I shall offer you an alternative hypothesis to the Wendigo one.
Since we are talking about Norway, rather than the North American Wendigo, we might be talking about the closer-to-home Draug. Not fit for Valhalla, Draug are jealous creatures, furiously guarding their burial mounds, and the treasures within, as with the REDACTED-gold.
Honestly, the more mystical elements really sells me on the movie. Instead of the traditional 'virus' or something similar, these undead fall more under the category of 'wendigo', or 'draugr', to meet in the middle and be mythologically correct given the setting. Really a breath of fresh air in the genre.
Draugr fits the setting too
You ever seen the 2008 movie Outpost? Sounds like it'd be right up your alley.
@@JRDZ1993 Especially given the greed for the gold combined with the improper burial. Greed (and envy) in general being a massive drive for draugr.
wendraugo
Yea, i don't need pseudosience to explain my monsters.
Is it magic? Ok, that works perfectly.
The wendigo comparison makes sense but id like to put forward the possibility of wights or draugr,,, cursed with undeath, not quite dead but definitely not alive kind of thing. Amazing as always Roanoke!
How to escape Demonetization.
"The German soldiers who wore that thing, that one time, when they did that stuff to those people"
'No-no germans' is my favorite.
I prefer FitMCs usage of “Brad Pitt and the pinwheel”
I just call great grand dad Germans.
Because great grand dad was a tank commander. And more than likely did some pretty bad stuff during the war.
Any time Roanoke says "this is off topic"
I'm like "NAW LET HIM COOK"
This reminds me of a movie I saw a long time ago... if memory serves its a group of soldiers or mercenaries in an underground bunker. But they're fighting nazi soldiers who are still using their Mausers and MP40's. But the guns were all rusted and the bullets were corroded. The movie even talks about this after they remove a bullet from one of the soldiers. And the medic says that bullet should have never cleared the barrel. I forget the name of the movie but it'd be a really good one for you to do a video on.
Edit) the movie is from 2008 and is called Outpost.
So nazi zombie that still where useing the guns they where given.
yeah there are two sequels. The guy in the first one, ray stevenson, just recently died
The first one is pretty great, the 9ther two are alrihht.
It was called : The Bunker. I think?
Depending on the conditions in the bunker, that may or may not be realistic. For example, if it's a properly designed hermetically sealed bunker, then the weapons should not be decaying to such an extent. Even without perfect storage, ammunition can survive a lot longer than you might expect. I know a guy who found 1943 issued .45 ACP in the dirt, loaded it into his 1941 production 1911, and it fired. I certainly wouldn't rely on it to save my life, but it could still work.
OMG. I stumbled on Dead Snow AGES ago and had no idea what I was getting into. Watched it with a few friends and it was both hilarious and horrifying. Never seen so many feet of intestines in a single movie before, and this one left all of us with a deeper rooted phobia of those outdoor toilets. 😄
Reminds me of that one scene in...was the movie just called Lamprey? One of those summer schedule Syfy channel movies, been years since I had the chance to watch the channel.
4:50 I know a lot of Europe uses 112 and I'm pretty sure that's also the universal redirect for emergency services.
Like even dialing 112 in the Americas will get you redirected to emergency services.
Norway actually has 3 emergency lines 110, 112 and 113, but I'd bet in a bad-time-German-zombie emergency it wouldn't matter which number you call. In other news, in the EU (Norway isn't a part of it), 112 is the general number, but either 911 or 999 will redirect a caller to the relevant local emergency service.
999 or 112 here
A small correction. The "not see" doctor actually put Martin's own severed arm onto Herzog.
Been posting like crazy lately man!!! In all seriousness. Make sure you don't push yourself to hard putting out amazing content!
I appreciate that bro! Yah its alot but it's worth it 😎
Roanokes parents: YOU DOCTOR YET?
Roanoke: No
Roanokes parents: DONT COME OUT TILL YOU DOCTOR.
Not gonna lie, the testicle talk was pretty fucking interesting. You should try doing that kind of stuff more on your other channel.
Which one?
He's talked about that in videos before.
@@RoanokeGaming Croatoan, the one that you originally did these kind of talks on before you started down the Twitter rabbit hole
@@NN501stbro be careful naming that going to give him whiplash
These videos are honestly some of my favorite content on youtube. Informative, funny, and simultaneously interisting. You have the perfect combination of material and make amazing videos. Thanks for posting man, You're doing amazing.
I appreciate that brother! Thank you for watching :)
Force Multipliers, small humans, kids at the bus stop, medieval anesthesia…sooner or later Roanoke’s movie description sections are going to be entirely in code and allusions and only the science portions will be direct English
Doctor Roanoke you went completely off the trail right there with explaining why getting hit in the kiwis makes us want to end a fight quick but anyways back to the German zombies.😂
I kinda like the tangents, very interesting info, plus it prompts me to do more research.
@@Volatile127I love the tangents, personally.
So, a not so fun fact: At the very end of World Wide Battle 2 Electric Buggaloo the last group of German soldiers to surrender did indeed eat each other, at least it's implied they did cause they ran out of food a week or two before giving up. It's actually a super brutal story how they ended up starving, diseased and begging to give up.
Out of every blessed video you've made I've always enjoyed on my travels for work. The cut off deez nuts joke ripped a smile out of me without consent.🤣
Glad you enjoyed that brother 😂
Yeah dude, im in the middle of moving my grandma, and i heard that and laughed so hard i almost dropped the Ottoman i was carrying. I dont know why it was so funny, ut it caught me off guard. 😂
Like in all video games.
This is why you *ALWAYS* shot the enemy medic/Necromancer first.
WELL ACKSHUALLY, in the end it depends on the situation, depending on how much damage a individual add does, if it does alot the summoner is less important so it becomes more of a attrition fight instead of a b-line summoner focus
29:00 you left out my favorite part! After he cuts off his arm, and then gets but on the crotch, he looks at his friend who holds up his hands and says "no no."
It's super cool you're covering this one. This is one of those movies I saw on tv as a kid and I almost thought was a fever dream.
My mother had a spinal cord injury a few years ago, and it is insane just how many bodily processes are effected by damage to the spine. Temperature regulation for example, mood, just so many things beyond muscle activation.
That locked strength thing is legitimate.
As a young child around 11 years old i was taking my 5 year old little sister on a short bike ride, we had an adult sized trike.
A German Shepherd launched itself over a fence and was charging at us, i set my sister on the seat standing up turned around and took a full tackle from this dog.
This was a retired K9 officer, retired for being to aggressive and flunking out i found out in court.
My fathers heavy over sized leather jscket saved me from losing parts of my arm but i was still very messed up.
I was around 60-70lbs the same weight as this dog tbh and was able to force it into a half headlock while it broke my arm.
I held control over this dog and actually tore my own rotator cuff and seperated my shoulder blade.
I hurt myself almost as bad as the dog did and its because of that Histarical strength thing i was told by my doctor.
I basically gained access to everything my child body was capable of for the sake of my own survival and my baby sisters safety.
Shits real man, and i would hate to ever be on the receiving end of it.
I wanna add the mental state I was in. It was scary looking back.
My heart was in my ears, I felt nothing the entire time but knew the arm was broken instantly.
I could only repeat "keep it here keep it here"
Over and over because I knew if I didn't and it got lose again it could get my sister.
And I would likely not get back up.
How does an 11 year old with no experience with physical trauma KNOW without a doubt if the fight stops they won't be able to keep going?
That's some sort of instinct I'm convinced.
I had no concept of what shock was at the time.
But something in me did.
Absolutely Alpha Chad. Not sarcasm, You did the right thing brother, nicely done
The world would be better if we lived in a society where lactating women could get jobs selling their breast milk as an alternative to cow milk. Just think about it, human breast milk is healthier for humans than cows milk, and we could reduce the amount of cows in factory farms; reduce the amount of cows in general, which would reduce the amount of methane going into the atmosphere and have less of an affect on climate change. Women could unionize to have good working conditions with decent pay and benefits, which would actually make the milk taste better if they were under less stress. Although it will be mandatory to be drug free, and maybe have regular drug tests to insure the quality of milk, that might actually motivate struggling women to quit drugs and get off the streets by selling breast milk. Women with hyperlactation would have an outlet for their excess milk production and be compensated for all the milk they sell, while women who under produce could easily buy the amount of breast milk they need from the grocery store. Just imagine having an omelet, cheesy pasta, or chocolate milk but made with human breast milk; that would be pretty wild by todays standards. The only downside is that drinking breast milk would be normalized and no one would masturbate to the idea of drinking from lactating titties, because that is indeed a problem and everyone totally masturbates to lactating titties.
Good point, but there's going to be pushback on grounds on that being a fetish or sexual act or something. Which is a shame, because if you're an actual mature adult and can look at such a proposition without going "Haha booba milk" you'd realize that's not a horrible idea
@@theshermantanker7043 Wise words.
No
This isn't 4chan bud
@@fail22737 Unfortunately.
The sequel tells you more about the curse that the supernatural zombies that the characters are dealing with and brings in a Russian battalion to help deal with the Nazis
[... If you are possessed by an evil spirit you may be able to activate that strength...]
Gym Bros starting to sing in Latin to beat PRs
C4 pre-workout is the devil
The sequel was wild, and it was pure magic
I actually really like this interpretation of the movie; the only other option i could think of in context of nordic folklore is maybe the draugr. Great vid
I am still waiting for the zombie movie with that one German in the group who survives ONLY because he is German and the zeds (with a bit of convincing, maybe even killing one of the frinds) let that one go. He'd be the only surviver.
Roanoke as an E.S.L. I completely approve of that deez nuts joke. fuck people who get mad us for trying to pronounce something in a different dialect 😂
I remember watching this movie with some friends posted up somewhere online! the first time we watched it it didn't even have subtitles, so it was just piecing together conversation from context clues and visuals since none of us knew Norwegian. second time it finally had official subtitles and we were kinda surprised how much of the lines we'd gotten almost spot on in what they meant. even had it on dvd but I think a friend stole it when they moved out? This movie and it's sequel are NUTS I love them!
If you feel like covering more cordyceps content, you'd probably like The Hallow (2015). It's an irish film
I don't quite like how you treated or the idea of being a zombie as something that has to be based on science and disease, but that being said, I think the na-GERMAN SOLDIERS are actually based on drauger. It's the right part of the world for the mythology and drauger are said to guard (often stolen) treasure of their graves/burial mounds.
To be fair, Roanoke is (if I remember correctly) a microbiologist. While he has discussed Mythology, he sticks with science as it's his specialty.
It also seems that he probably wasn't very aware of that mythos before making the video (which is why he made comparisons with North American's Native Tribe's Wendigo).
He has acknowledged that he absolutely cannot explain away everything supernatural with science, but he always attempts to just for fun since he's just a big nerd. 😅
@@theepicpop-tartcat Yeah I was out of line addressing that he doesn't seem to want to accept zombies as supernatural. Wasn't even that mad, so I don't know why I said it.
And it's possible he didn't know about them. It was actually someone else discussing this movie that I learned of them. Before that I thought it was something Elder Scrolls made up. Plus it's not like these undead Germans display ALL the traits common among drauger myth. But I would say their strength, greed, and ability to re-animate points more to drauger than wendigo
@@SuperSwordman1 It's chill, and I doubt anyone took it as anything more than a preference. Besides, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns the creators of these (or any) zombies just add together characteristics they find interesting.
Some zombies are purely supernatural and some have a hint of science, I guess that makes analytic TH-camrs who try to explain it so much fun. 😁
@@theepicpop-tartcat Quite possible. George Romero didn't really have a specific creature in mind when making Night of the Living Dead. And they where only called zombies in the later films because someone in Europe called them that
@@SuperSwordman1I saw the how to beat video nerd explains did on this movie recently. Do you remember the video you saw? I like roanoke's approach and delivery so was glad when I saw this upload, but wouldn't mind watching another video on this movie as well lol
Maybe editing issue but: Marty lost his left arm. The zombie lost his right arm. How the hell dld the doc mistake a right arm to be a left arm and put it back on Marty? XD
Dude I actually like the deviations you had in this video. They are extremely informative, thank you kindly.
If this new way of making videos are helping you in any way to not be as copyright infringemented, go for it. I like it. We get the information as you tell us the story and why what happened in the story happened the way that is did. It also give us a bit of information at the time, instead of giving us a mind blank of information all at once.
Also, I loved the balls talk. Anytime that I can learn about the human body, I'm all in!
norway and force multipliers:
they are strictly controlled and require a license to keep.
however, they are also very normal, and are part and parcel of norwegian hunting culture, wich goes hand in hand with mountain type activities that are very popular because, theres lots of mountains here.
if i remmeber right, any citizen can own a total of 7 force multipliers, with exceptions for sports pew pew and competition pew pews.
a further exception is made for "historical collectors", who can, within reason, have an unlimited collection, though the process for that is both lengthy, extremely scrutinized and difficult to get into. your reason to apply for historical collector status has to be both legitimate and well documented.
we do not have an american force multiplier culture however.
The whole gaining powers by taking the wendigo arm thing made me think of Parasyte, any chance of you covering that?
Heya Roanoke, love the videos,
Do have a small request for you: Do you think you could cover the ZQN Virus from the Japanese movie _I am a Hero?_ In particular it's interesting how the 2 different types of zombies in that movie act: While the undead hordes mindlessly repeat their dying actions over and over and ferociously attack uninfected Humans to infect them (Don't want to give out spoilers, but yes a character in the movie does confirm that the undead kind are truly reanimated corpses), the still living infected retain some of their humanity and will often team up with Human survivors and use their enhanced physical attributes to help survivors. I'd love to see you take a crack at that!
Once again, love your work, keep up the awesome videos :)
I can check it out!
@@RoanokeGaming Awesome, thanks! :D
@@RoanokeGaming Just a reminder, haha
Anecdotal regarding the response to crotch shots, sometimes you don't fold. It's just a complete shutdown freeze. Back in high school, I got in a little fight, and took a knee down there. I just completely froze, standing up, still holding on to the other guy. He peed himself because he said the look on my face was terrifying, and I didn't react to the hit. What he DIDN'T know, was that my vision had gone completely black, and it didn't even register that he was in front of me.
Reminds me of anothe movie i loved as a kid, "Ruins" i think it was called.
Some people get trapped on a Mian style pyramid with a very carnivorous plant that mimics noises.
Natives salt the earth keeping the plant from spreading.
If you have already covered that one id love too know.
He has covered that Movie already. The video is called "The Carnivorous Plants from The Ruins Explained | How a Plant Consumes an Animal Explored." Enjoy!
He actually has. It also has the character he hates the most.
@@linop2 thank you I'll go find it :)!
@@SnarfleKingX appreciate it :)
I love that you add so much educational content. It really sets you apart.
I absolutely love how this dude just goes off on random tangents
I miss the old format but this new format hits different. Thanks Roanoke!
I agree with the wendigo mythology. If it was zombies no matter wat kind they are, decay will set in yes it might b slowed down but it will catch up. I hate wat zombies have become, they are more mutant like not reanimated or dead. It makes sense with the wendigo part since they still have their intelligence and can ambush but the only problem with that is why do they not look skinny since in Norwegian mountains u can see mass amount of snow. I would for them to explain that
Getting nad-shot just fills me with unbelievable RAGE. I berserk, i dont go down, unless its a light enough tap.... Or one that rivals the harshest CBT.
Edit: Papa Roanoke. Its called the solar plexus, and its a very prominent human weakpoint. Its able to be fatal if hit hard enough, you dont need much pressure to trigger a vagal response and vomiting.
Welp ! The thumbnail title is pretty self explainatory. TH-cam still goes full purge | inquisition mode unrelentingly on actually good content producing channel; meanwhile; lets just say weird and odd videos could be easily found throughout the site very easily.
Roanoke is one of my favorite YT channels because I click on a video abt Næzï Zombies and end up getting an in depth lecture on the human body’s reaction to testicular trauma
The only reason I suffer through these damn raid shadow legends ads is because you're funny and I wanna make you that sweet sweet dough.
;) thnx bby
@@RoanokeGaming yw sugar ❤
*Tank runs over police cars*
Roanoke: God I miss college.
What kind of college did you go to my man?
;)
Dude, you proving the theory of synchronicity every week. Cleaning my parents basement today, just found a bong i haven't seen in 10 years. Soulmates!!!
😂😂 bro
Love your work. The guy passed out in the bush made me literally lol.
Thanks for watching brother!
I gotta say how much I love your similes, "Folded like an Omelette" just slayed me. Also I love the informational tangents, really interesting to hear about testicles nerves.
Heck yeahh another Roanoke video! Thanks as always for what you do, man. Your content is above toptier, and you’re the reason I grew to love biology stuff when I used to hate it.
Thanks for the video and hope youre doing well! :)
"the group thinks it's either Sarah or a moose as they're both apparently about the same size" - I had to pause the video until I stopped laughing. Absolute gold my man 🤣🤣🤣
I was gonna ask how the hell he got the muzzle of the tank cannon behind Herzog's noggin when the barrel extends way beyond the front of the tank, but on a rewatch I see Martin and Colonel Dental Plan were on a car in front of it at that point, so I'll let them off 😅
Yayyy new Roanoke content once again!
Glad you get sponsors and patreons, otherwise it would be hard with that type of content :D
also to answer your question, i cant tell for other countries in europe but germany uses 110 for police and 112 for general emergeny.
So I think the reason they are considered to be zombies while not being the traditional zombies is because they were resurrected through necromancy, not a virus or an evil/greedy spirit. This makes sense because a radical group of Germans was actually interested in finding immortality and the ability to resurrect the dead through the occult
8:02 "why is watching another man get hit in the crotch funny" 21st century's random humor at its peak
Biologically ingrained in us 😂
I'm telling you, the real reason Walter broke bad was because he received the world's shittiest handjob which made him reconsider his entire existence. Your wife yanking around your 50 year old half chub with 10% of her attention while simultaneously borderline orgasming at selling a girthy 8,5 inch vase on eBay for 56 dollars is an experience that people in the darkest bdsm dungeons would be shivering at. I swear to god Walter Jr. is probably having a wilder sex life on the other side of the wall with his sock than these two have had in the past five years.
So when he received his cancer diagnosis the prolonged silence was not due to shock but because of pure bliss and relief because he knew that in a few years he'll likely be dead and won't have to live like that.
That's why when he received the news of remission he was so goddamn angry. And I don't know why people see the Salamanca twins as villains, they were clearly just tryna help a homie out and spare him from this existence. Oh, but why did they go after Hank then, you might ask? Well, then you clearly don't remember Hank's handjob scene from season 4, they were trying to save him from that. Really they were the true heroes of this show trying to save people from fucking miserable, dick shriveling handjobs.
And then, of course, shit starts happening, Skyler fucks Ted and Walt goes off the chain prolly thinking stuff like "bet she didn't give just a shitty handjob to Ted, oh no! My god, I wouldn't even be surprised if she agreed to do anal with him! While I've been pleading for years!". That right there's a thought progression enough to start a man crashing plants in random office buildings. And the way it can mess with your sexual thinking, Lord only knows what kind of cataclysmic insanities Walt was busting nuts to while living alone.
But then Walt has a romantic dinner with Gus, realises there's at least someone who'd probably agree to have anal with him, meanwhile Ted gets paralyzed, no more anal for him, Walt calls up Skyler "I won".
Now Walt can be smug for the entirety of season 5, he's back on top of the sex chain. So Breaking Bad is really about Walt's sexual transformation from a submissive forced-into-humiliation-kink middle aged man to a borderline sex offender to an off the rails cuck to a pure alpha male who's ascended past sex and at the end of season 5 we can see him die with bliss on his face because he's redeemed himself.
In Norway we have very strict rules regarding all gun use/ownership. There's basically no way you are allowed to own a gun(shotguns and rifles, pistols are badicly totally outlawed) unless you are actively hunting or shoting competitively(where the few legal handguns comes into the picture, but there is no legal handguns that shoots anything above 22lr or sr22)
Fun fact, these movies was made by basicly a group of friends from northern norway, who initially just made a amateur trailer for a sami(basicly native people from northern norway, sweden, Finland and Russia) parody of kill Bill called kill buljo, then they raised some money and actually made the movie. It's worth a watch🙂
I love this movie and I'm so glad you're covering it. I don't agree that they're wendego though, I believe that they are draugur. They pretty much fit the description of draugur to a T. But you make a very compelling argument.
I like the mix of science in the recap. I always try to watch the entire video, but I find it much easier to concentrate and not get overwhelmed by the medical knowledge in a solid block.
Man, I feel this so much!
I'm an old haggard veteran skateboarder (that still skates on the weekends), and as someone that has racked himself more times than I care to remember, I cannot watch skate vids with other people doing the same. The wince factor is just too high.
I don't mind slam videos, but racking and breaks or any kind of bad body distortion freaks me out. I'm back on board 5 months after my second skate-related surgery in two years, so when I see real footage of nads getting smashed or bones getting tweaked, I nope out like this.
I doubt that they're Wendigos given its a Norwegian mountain, but more of a draugr. Greed and improper burial are a common way to create them which seems more possible seeming as they were in a mountain range with no food and knowing what the "not sees" were like with they're greed it seems like a very likely possibility that they are in fact draugr. Also the amount of Call of Duty zombies references here is fantastic lmao, love it
We went from explaining german zombies to defenses of your balls to german zombies again.
love this channel, it's german gold bc we would "not see" him saying the other word..!!!😂😂😂🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
This and Tollhunter were among my favorite movies my cousin showed me when I was in my younger.
Still holds up imo
guns in the nordic countries are a bit of a paradox. On paper strictly regulated like everywhere in europe, but every old man in the woods has one in his cabin, especially in finland after ww2. every old bushman has an old mosin nagant and police cant be bothered to go looking for them unless they are misused. Also while on paper there is alot of regulation in norway it is very easy to get a hunting weapon in rural areas. Carrying it around loaded or having it outside a locked case when you arent actively hunting that very moment is not permitted but again, who is watching?