You can LITERALLY ARREST THE INFECTED?? The Dust Walker Explained

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    As an alien infection touches down in the outback steakhouse of Earth, Australia, a form of fungus would begin spreading through the local population of kangaroos, wallabies, and Humans. This infection would result in the person completely losing control of their meatsuit but horrifically, remaining conscious within for atleast a short period of time. As this infection spread, it became clear something was keeping them contained in the town and preventing escape. But what exactly is going on? Lets discuss that in todays episode over The Dust walker!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

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    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Roanoke Gaming Please do a video on Musician ooze From TMNT

    • @ZombieArmy439
      @ZombieArmy439 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can you do the parasite zombies from the show kingdom or maybe the zombies of day of the dead (2004) zombies a movie for free on TH-cam thank you for the consideration

    • @Gandalf-The-Gay
      @Gandalf-The-Gay 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes.

    • @trenodycain4613
      @trenodycain4613 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should check out the movie Split and its sequel Glass they have unique characters with sorta believable biology

    • @Us-Navy
      @Us-Navy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      day 61 of asking for Roanoke to do a video on the African graboid

  • @timothyduffy8538
    @timothyduffy8538 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +990

    I had a pet rat as a kid that would escape his cage at night, go upstairs and quietly stare at my mom from her pillow.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

      That rat was planning something.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Willard, there's rats in the basement

    • @Jellytarts1
      @Jellytarts1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      hahaha

    • @juaquintiscareno
      @juaquintiscareno 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@TheKrispyfortWillard the rat is here

    • @timothyduffy8538
      @timothyduffy8538 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      @@Mate397 he ate ice cream, drank irish whiskey and chewed on my dad's cigars. He was something else

  • @thalia5382
    @thalia5382 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +602

    Dust walker: AKA, my cat after he rolls around in the dirt then shakes it off when entering the house

    • @Exar_Kun
      @Exar_Kun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ditto! Literally while watching this video lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @theiwatobiicepick7673
      @theiwatobiicepick7673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      My bf's cat who literally leaves a dirt spot on the spare bed that he sleeps on 😒😒 grimy ahh

  • @lordkroak6670
    @lordkroak6670 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

    Thank you Roanoke for inspiring me to chase my dream: making micro robots with AI to turn Anglerfish into cyborgs therefore getting a computer science, micro biology, and marine biology degrees

    • @rundownaxe
      @rundownaxe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you don't make sharks with frikking lazors on their head with that education, you failed at life. :D

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      You sound more like a mad doctor?

    • @Gandalf-The-Gay
      @Gandalf-The-Gay 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      That's a very noble goal, I hope you'll succeed and may your knees stay flexible.

    • @user-vq1bl7bi8c
      @user-vq1bl7bi8c 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Umm should we contact the league or James bond

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Now this is an Avengers level threat

  • @mabusxb856
    @mabusxb856 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    My geology professor was that old teacher on tenure that the school couldn't get rid of. He constantly would talk crap about the board. Plus, come up with ways to help the students save money on books and supplies. A self professed rock licker. I guess it helps identifying the mineral composition.

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      My kind of professor.

    • @KageKobushi
      @KageKobushi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Lol. My mind automatically read 'rock licker' as boot licker and I was like, "That doesn't sound accurate at all! He's telling the system to go f' itself!" Much confusion ensued until I re-read it enough for my brain to finally realize, "Oh, right, I assumed something there."

    • @kayfrenly5460
      @kayfrenly5460 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Had a teacher like this. They pressured her out by bullying her until she quit. Stealing her parking space close to the building and the like. She was 82 years old and great. School politics can be vicious

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I had a Psych teacher like that. Old, he’d worked in so many different disciplines in his field, he’d seen everything. His favorite saying was, “I don’t give a shit, in two years I’ll be in the Caribbean.” In a thick southern accent.

  • @YourIcyBlues92
    @YourIcyBlues92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    The ONLY time my son is quiet is when he sneaks up to my side of the bed and night and hovers over me until I wake up.
    He is so lucky he hasn't gotten smacked lol

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Omg. I used to scare my Mom,doing this. She hated it. She told wake me up, by talking loudly
      And don't touch her. Didn't want to get slapped either.

    • @JonEOGara
      @JonEOGara 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I flipped the script one night and kicked my mom when she sat on my bed to wake me up.

    • @brandonleecross468
      @brandonleecross468 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This kinda sounds like the plant thing from mass effect

    • @AsheNightwind
      @AsheNightwind 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I did this to both parents

  • @Hyzthlayli
    @Hyzthlayli 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    As a Restoration Ecologist, engaged to a Biochemist/Molecular Biologist, and having worked for my states Geologic Survery (USGS), I have worked really close and gone on alot of "adventures" with many geologists, they are not human. I've learned to tell the difference between rocks by putting them in my mouth (it's real I swear). They do this any chance they get, and i think that it is messing with their brain chemistry. Their form of a practical joke was telling me to lick a rock called Cinnabar, telling me it tastes like cinnamon, only for it to get slapped out of my hands (it is a mercury based mineral, yay for heavy metal poisoning). They. Aren't. Human. Who else could get excited looking at a stream bed and fan-girling harder than a swiftie. There's your perspective answer Papa Roanoke.

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Dated a geologist for a while. Nice girl, tasted like rocks.

    • @saltyseadog4719
      @saltyseadog4719 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Minotaur-ey2lg😂😂

  • @austinwilburn1772
    @austinwilburn1772 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Here’s a story I heard you might find funny. There was a girl who would go hiking with her dad and his friends. The father and all his friends are geologists. She would often pick up rocks and ask her father and friends what it is and where it came from. Well one time, for a prank, she collected some lava stone and while they were hiking in the forest, she threw them on the ground and pretended to pick one up and ask her dad what it was. Seeing a volcanic lava rock, confused him and all of his friends, they started looking at all the rocks asking her “are you sure you got this here?” and she said yes. Her dad and all his friends were all talking, confused, searching the ground for a solid 30 minutes before she couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst out in laughter and told them it was prank.
    It was a really wholesome joke to play on them. The geologists were so worked up about these lava rocks being no where near a volcano confused them so much, they never stopped to think the girl was pulling a joke on them.

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +259

    Correction: old, not up to code, and unmaintained nuclear reactors melt down. The Fukishima Daiichi meltdown in 2011? Yeah, that reactor was 40 years old and had just been hit by a 7.4 earthquake. Before that? Literally Chernobyl 25 years prior. They don't happen often, and it's fairly safe to say they don't happen anymore because, in most cases, it's physically impossible for modern reactors to fail catastrophically. Just had to comment this because there's STILL people who don't realize that the only reason we don't use nuclear power is because Big Oil/Coal doesn't want us to because then they lose profits. Remember, the US is like five megacorporations hiding in a trenchcoat labelled "The Economy" that sits on the shoulders of literally every person in Congress because they're all corrupt.

    • @yadakakadu
      @yadakakadu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And even Chernobyl was because some asshat decided it should be interesting to what happens when you drain the cooling water in the reactor mid operation. Answer: you can't replace the coolant and create a catastrophic meltdown. So even that was from a human mental malfunction and not the reactors'.

    • @Exar_Kun
      @Exar_Kun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      💯

    • @Edin116
      @Edin116 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are also the green peace/green party people who hate nuclear power because it's "nuclear." Literally, it shares a word with nuclear weapons and they needed something to grift and line their pockets with (I forgot the organization term, but there are two kinds of non-profit in the United States, one which takes donations and publicly has to share data, and then a second type usually run by the first where they're not required to disclose salaries and use it to funnel money out of the public eye to CEOs and staff which are employed by both, which enables them to claim their CEOs are unpaid/reasonably paid).
      Oh, also foreign governments such as the Chinese Communist Party proxies such as environmental lobbies that have the US hooked on Chinese made solar panels and batteries, and actively lobby against any mineral exploitation development in the US saying it would ruin paradises of nature's beauty (such as in Alaska, which is almost all barren wasteland with nothing more than lochen/moss or bare rocks (literally almost half of Alaska's landmass is these two) above plant growth latitude where these mines would be). They also attempt hamper attempts at developing nuclear for the same reason they hamper mineral exploitation for battery storage/domestic solar panel production in the US: forcing dependence on China (compromising US national security) and because the Chinese economy (domestically) is a Ponzi Scheme that stays afloat only so long as the CCP keeps getting inflows of new foreign cash to pay off previous investors with.

    • @NihilObstatMihi
      @NihilObstatMihi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      You better check your bushes for FBI, you speak too much truth.

    • @davidwhitman2386
      @davidwhitman2386 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      In the defence of oil companies we could stop using gasoline and diesel and it wouldn't hurt them too much. Most crude gets turned into waxes plastics and asphalt or carbon for tires. But nuclear is definitely superior power

  • @doctoroptical952
    @doctoroptical952 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +309

    Most relatable situation, standing silently in my parents room because i had to wake them up and 10 yr old me didnt want to wake them up and didnt know how to make those 2 ideas congruent.

    • @AzureSiniy
      @AzureSiniy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      "mom I frew up"

    • @KillerChrono666
      @KillerChrono666 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I think every kid has done that at least 100 times in their life

    • @td335
      @td335 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's funny. That might literally be what is happening in the movie. The dude doesn't want to kill his kids, but the fungus wants him to.

    • @AsheNightwind
      @AsheNightwind 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I got a kick out of scaring them by that

    • @doctoroptical952
      @doctoroptical952 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @AsheNightwind as an adult with my own kids, nothing freaks me out more than a small person leering over me while im asleep. I totally get why it weirds people out now so i make sure i taught them to knock on the door loudly before coming into the adults room.

  • @philj9491
    @philj9491 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    As an IT professional I can attest to the fact that 50% of the time unplugging the ethernet cable and plugging it back in works.

    • @user-fo1ow1jq3b
      @user-fo1ow1jq3b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What's the other 50%?

    • @frontrangejrs
      @frontrangejrs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-fo1ow1jq3b unplugging the power cable or restarting takes care of the 50%

  • @thalia5382
    @thalia5382 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +372

    8:14 “white goo on rocks”
    That’s just how Australias breed

    • @8darktraveler8
      @8darktraveler8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Beside the ol blood hole.
      Edit: sorry, I'll leave now hahaha.

    • @thalia5382
      @thalia5382 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@8darktraveler8 oh my soul 🤣

    • @canadiancanucklehead8310
      @canadiancanucklehead8310 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Breed, I thought they mate.

    • @8darktraveler8
      @8darktraveler8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@canadiancanucklehead8310 We mate friends and strangers, we breed our wives...
      Edit: Now I'm really leaving, sorry hahaha.

    • @blacksann01
      @blacksann01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I just see the goo man from south park spreading his goo everywhere

  • @andrewwestfall65
    @andrewwestfall65 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As a man that found a dead body in the woods once: sometimes when you find something to poke, poking ranks higher on the list than finding a stick.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's the middle of Australia 🇦🇺. What stick?

  • @ryantannar5301
    @ryantannar5301 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    When I was like 8ish I came down the stairs to tell my dad I couldn't sleep. This wasn't normal for me (at the time) so when I quietly made my way down because I didn't want to wake my dad if he was actually in bed and not downstairs. Well the stairs let out onto the 1st floor right by the front door so when my dad heard noises, he assumed intruder. I never even saw him, all I know is that once I made it to the middle of the room I felt something hit my chest and I went flying. I mean like both feet off the ground as I rocketed backwards towards the wall. Thankfully my dad noticed it was me in time to at least slow the swing down a bit. No serious injuries but my dad felt absolutely terrible. I never worried about burglars once for the rest of my childhood.
    All that to say the struggle as a child of what to do when you're supposed to be in bed but need a parent can get wild.

  • @Lh0000
    @Lh0000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    No no, clearly the fungus spores was a one time use unlock in plague inc, it couldn’t do it again. Then they devolved insect spreading to recoup some points and lower the spread rate so it doesn’t get noticed as quickly… the film makers definitely didn’t just forget they made bugs and other very mobile animals infectable…

    • @septicsorcerer9620
      @septicsorcerer9620 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I feel like everyone keeps forgetting the creature was burrowing and we saw a ship flying around. Who's to say it wasn't getting rid of burrowing creatures and land creatures while the literal ship gets rid of flying 1s?

  • @omnipotentdebate1055
    @omnipotentdebate1055 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    As someone who lives in the amazingly hot country of Aus, I can say with certainty that if there were an infection of evil fungus going about during a midday no one would care and mostly everyone would stay indoors, because that sun can be absolutely brutal

  • @WeAreInYourWall
    @WeAreInYourWall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    “Everything and everyone, is always infected with everything.” -Papa noke.

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well yes, but technically no.

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@BLOODKINGbro But _also_ technically yes.

    • @WeAreInYourWall
      @WeAreInYourWall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BLOODKINGbro propaganda of the infected.

    • @WeAreInYourWall
      @WeAreInYourWall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@NearlyH3adlessNick exactly , dont listen to the infected bro.

  • @jessematthews8084
    @jessematthews8084 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Pretty sure the fungus would be either confused on how an orange cat functions with out brains or would be corrupted by the chaotic energies of the orange cat😂😂

  • @plebasusual6336
    @plebasusual6336 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I love the fact that you sit through these movies so none of us have to, but somehow make me want to watch the movies afterward. Congrats on 1M my guy 😄

  • @SpartanDusk
    @SpartanDusk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    My favourite story about using our maximum strength was a story about someone who’s family member that got pinned under their car and their offspring lifted it enough for the parent to be freed. So it seems that it doesn’t just mean if your life is endangered, your body allows maximum strength, it also allows it for family

    • @pimentinha1121
      @pimentinha1121 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      cause nothing is stronger than family

    • @nyoomi1483
      @nyoomi1483 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I believe it's moreso related to adreneline levels, since I've heard stories of it happening with friends too.

    • @saga2964
      @saga2964 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Or pets.

    • @SpartanDusk
      @SpartanDusk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@saga2964 I already said family sir

  • @smithyMcjoe
    @smithyMcjoe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Hearing stuff and not seeing anything is what we were getting last night, something kept knocking on our windows without setting any of our movement sensor lights OR the neighbours lights off. Weird shit man, may be fungus aliens.

    • @manofmoths2092
      @manofmoths2092 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dude that happened at my house once for a few days it was so weird

    • @smithyMcjoe
      @smithyMcjoe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@manofmoths2092 It was strange and weirded some of the household out. I just had a stroll around the front yard with a bat.

    • @chloenelson3951
      @chloenelson3951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In Australia the answer is almost always possums. The sensor lights are pointed at the ground, and the possums are more than likely crawling around the roof or literally up the side of our houses. They also sound like god damned demons when disturbed. Look up Brushtail possum noises and enjoy your new nightmares.

  • @armybird8887
    @armybird8887 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    21:43
    I know that according to online data, the symptoms appear a few days after being infected, but some time ago whenever I would take a shower I would get a headache after finishing, and I was always worried that I had brain eating amoeba from the shower

    • @Meritferret
      @Meritferret 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      How hot are your showers?! Seriously though do you get tired after showering or just need to sit/lay down after?

    • @armybird8887
      @armybird8887 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Meritferret Typically lay down, yeah. But I've stopped taking showers that hot long ago

    • @Meritferret
      @Meritferret 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@armybird8887 are you sensitive to heat in general cause I am and it turns out I have pots. Something to look into.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@Meritferret I am also sensitive to heat and I have Adrenal insufficiency

  • @nordlichedonner
    @nordlichedonner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    This channel is the reason I know so much about biology, and what's better I didn't even realize it!

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That means it's working

  • @chameleonx9253
    @chameleonx9253 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    If I had to guess, I'd say the people at the start of the movie were sleeping on the porch because it was cooler outside with the night breeze. Maybe they don't have AC.
    Although, we're talking about Australia, so maybe the house was infested with deadly venomous critters, and they'd rather take their chances with the kangaroos and drop bears.

    • @KageKobushi
      @KageKobushi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Australia - the place in the world where your house is for all of the dangerous varmints so you can sleep safely outside. :P

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@KageKobushi I mean, it's not so much that it's any safer outside. This is *Australia* we're talking about. Being out of doors just gives you more room to run.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yes, air conditioning is expensive as fvck and most people outback don't bother with it.
      Many of us grew up sleeping on the veranda during the Summer

    • @EastsideSILENCER777
      @EastsideSILENCER777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Australia -that one place that has spiders the size of dinner plates.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@EastsideSILENCER777 and they're the ones we don't worry about

  • @michaelmcdowell1381
    @michaelmcdowell1381 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I’m over here hoping he’s going to cover the last few tremors movies for the different kinds of grabboids from Africa and the arctic circle, not to mention the new abilities seen in shrieker island

  • @ZombieKitty321
    @ZombieKitty321 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    About that rock story, i had a very similar thing happen at a summer camp one time. there was a rock wedged up against a cliff face with enough space you could get underneath it, and a bunch of kids loved to try and topple it over with there legs from under it (Dumb i know) and the time they happened to get it to flip i happened to be walking by, and i saw it fast enough to try and catch it, and i just remember a super intense pain like all my bones were being squished, and then nothing and i just kinda guided it to the side with all my strength and jump out the way, rode the high for about 2 minutes and just collapsed and couldent walk for a bit. Crazy what your body can do in a pinch.

  • @CarlottaRomero124
    @CarlottaRomero124 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    the aurora borealis joke just got me. Always love to see another Simpsons fan in the wild!

  • @casually_lurking
    @casually_lurking 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I KNEW THIS MOVIE EXISTED! I saw it like once on Tubi and then it was gone. Excellent analysis as always, validation attained.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I remember being really fascinated with it. Like “wow this is a weird way they’re taking this.”

  • @joeywalker8668
    @joeywalker8668 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Hey roanoke you should do a video on ice spiders basically giant lab spiders attack a small lodge in the mountains

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’ve seen that too! I enjoyed it a lot

  • @furiousnight2551
    @furiousnight2551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    LOL that video title completely neutralizes any form of threat and menace from the monsters

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because it's true. They literally manage to arrest the infected... and not even without any resistance . Just had to tell them what to do, or at least hurt them so the fungus would think the host was under attack and have it run off.

  • @user-ho4tb5qe7v
    @user-ho4tb5qe7v 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Its super cool that chimps have been seen using more advanced tools a few years ago, i wonder if they'll ever reach the stone age or further

    • @assasin19991999
      @assasin19991999 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im not sure they will make another million years, nor us.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They're considered to have already entered their stone age.

  • @feartheninjo
    @feartheninjo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    100% on geologists. I had a friend who taught high school geology, for justifiable reasons I stopped talking to him for years and when I caught up with him again I was in no way, shape, or form surprised he was no longer a teacher.

  • @under_egypt8240
    @under_egypt8240 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Hey please don't ever stop making these, i get through work listening to these

  • @Lonely.Ghoul_
    @Lonely.Ghoul_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Really loved the “standing there… MENACINGLY” part bc you can tell how hyped he was to say it 😫😭😂

  • @d3ltazer0judgement
    @d3ltazer0judgement 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The steamed ham reference took me so off guard lmao

  • @JonEOGara
    @JonEOGara 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Every time I bite into a cranberry almond Kind bar, the aroma reminds me of an afternoon in the spring of 1998 when my dead* stepfather took me to the feed store to get something for his horse.
    *He was alive when he took me to the feed store, but he died a couple years later.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Noted 👍

    • @dontage815
      @dontage815 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean we would expect that he was alive when he took you, it would be a very different story if you were just walking around with a meat suit

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I'm pretty sure they based this movie around the book Stinger by Robert McCammon. There are some differences, like Stinger being in New Mexico, and the alien having a larger mothership it was hiding in, but it follows a lot of the same story beats.

  • @helloworld4039
    @helloworld4039 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    So what your telling me is that all this could be avoided by simply werfing flamen with a flammenwerfer?

  • @bigfootapologetics
    @bigfootapologetics 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I really enjoy the fact that you put more thought into this than the writers did, and try to justify it all scientifically as if it were real.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    For the rest of my life, I will never forget that meteorites have the right stuff thing. Hopefully that info will be useful to me at some point.

    • @jasonlow6943
      @jasonlow6943 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's number one use.... Infecting others who do not know but will never forget once you tell them...

    • @JNJ1983
      @JNJ1983 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Be careful what the wish for...

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JNJ1983 911? Yes. A meteorite hit my house. How do I know? Because it had the right stuff. Now send the firefighters and an ambulance.

    • @italucenaz
      @italucenaz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like, if it only hat the wrong stuff it disintegrates on the atmosphere. The right stuff is like, durabke material and enough of that too

  • @ShinePaw101
    @ShinePaw101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I figure you could argue that people don't understand how the infected work and thus are more afraid but that still wouldn't save this movie, lol.

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The inconsistent threat level could be explained by the fungus being unfamiliar with human psychology and having to basically grope around in the dark looking for a light switch. They do seem to become more coordinated as the movie goes on, so perhaps the sudden spikes of violence are the fungus pushing buttons to see what happens.

  • @TheGreatDemon666
    @TheGreatDemon666 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I genuinely can’t tell if the wounds/fungus on or in the faces of the infected are really bad CGI or sloppy makeup.

  • @crackedjabber
    @crackedjabber 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Can confirm, you just burst into flames in Australia, and they are in fact okay. A bit weird, but okay. Anyway, going to once again suggest Blade of the Immortal. Finally, a parasite that's good actually!

  • @rocketzombiekiller
    @rocketzombiekiller 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I heard the word ‘managed’ and I reflexively used a kinetic propulsion device to silence my toaster. Sweet Liberty!

  • @samsonkinch32
    @samsonkinch32 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i love it when Roanoke disses other fields of science

  • @Dragon-wx9cg
    @Dragon-wx9cg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I think that the alien was getting rid of the biggest colony's that wouldn't die from the regular treatments to contain it and then has spread a self replicating fungicide that makes everything immune eventually killing it off.
    Or they want a cheap remake later. You'd think the alien knows what he is doing.

  • @dexterking2631
    @dexterking2631 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As an Aussie who grew up in the country; their reaction to the blood hole is very accurate tbh. My first thought would definitely be 'yep, there's a critter in there that had a bad fuckin night'. The rodent with stalks would get a call to the local biosecurity folks, the blood hole never gets talked about again.

  • @Loreweavver
    @Loreweavver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I scroll past these wondering if it's worth wasting a couple hours but I'm glad you're here to give us the abridged version

  • @gagthorthegreat6111
    @gagthorthegreat6111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man I love australian wildlife documentaries

  • @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe
    @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like your coping mechanism of implying that microbiologists aren’t equally if not more insane.

  • @Smilemain
    @Smilemain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I eagerly anticipate the completion of this task, after which I intend to engage in a retrospective viewing of videos from two years ago.

  • @nicholasvanni9944
    @nicholasvanni9944 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember in college (doubt it changed after) but about 2/3rds of the geology majors were high and/or drunk every waking hour.

  • @dr_palpy9214
    @dr_palpy9214 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Don't nerf humanity Nerd" my new counterargument when my grandfather claims the moon landing is fake and the pyramids were built by aliens. Great vid lol

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    The title makes me imagine a scenario where aliens invade and the entirety of reddit just denies it as a far right conspiracy because it's illegal.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Nah, redditors would welcome the aliens because they don't want to be "bigoted" towards the planet conquerers.

    • @kingkobe4205
      @kingkobe4205 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What are both of your comments😭😭🤣🤣 I'm a redditor and I am neither right or left

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly, I think I'd enjoy that movie more than I enjoyed this one...

    • @obyone878
      @obyone878 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ironic, given who it was that denied Covid even existed.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@obyone878 *cough* the left told people to gather for chinese new year when the whole thing started *cough*

  • @beasthayabusa1999
    @beasthayabusa1999 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think it’s such a cool story where some alien was like “I got this yall”

  • @Echo4Sierra4160
    @Echo4Sierra4160 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ever since you crossed 1 million subs your videos have gotten even better.

  • @Redstreak0589
    @Redstreak0589 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember watching this movie last year and suggested you should go over it. Happy to see that finally happened

  • @codymoncrief8478
    @codymoncrief8478 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Maybe I am weird but I feel like roanoke has enough mechanical understanding to do similar scientific explanations of car/chase scenes in movies.

  • @therealghostgirl
    @therealghostgirl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ok so I’m not new viewer but I’m a newer patron member and started listening to these videos in the background while working on treatment plans and paperwork stuff. I absolutely love the walk throughs of the movies and absolutely love the science. But I just realized that I’m running really low on videos I haven’t watched already. But it’s cool because the one thing about watching while working is, I can totally re watch them and hear new things each time. Just my way of saying thanks for making the boring paperwork side of this social workers day a little easier to handle.

  • @brittanycampbell2063
    @brittanycampbell2063 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ranting Roanoke is my favorite Roanoke 😂

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I get the Impression that this movie is set during the stage of infection where the infection is still learning about and getting used to human bodies. Give it a few more Outback villages to eat through and it'll erase us aswell

  • @dragonskull473slayer9
    @dragonskull473slayer9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    Rainbows and unicorn farts

    • @pyther5152
      @pyther5152 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Hmmm yes I agree

    • @XParasiteOctoling
      @XParasiteOctoling 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Wise words

    • @Ionut-bg6vw
      @Ionut-bg6vw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I wach starlight planet chaser excellent all day everyday

    • @eanna3781
      @eanna3781 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ...and whiskers on kittens

    • @Gandalf-The-Gay
      @Gandalf-The-Gay 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That's great, keep it up.

  • @reokobalta8839
    @reokobalta8839 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Helldivers soundtrack in the background nice choice.

  • @InflammatoryCommentMaker
    @InflammatoryCommentMaker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    COVER THE WITCHER MUTATIONS/ TRIAL OF THE GRASSES PLEASSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!

    • @sladelius6174
      @sladelius6174 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely.

    • @BurritoBandito140
      @BurritoBandito140 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I assume you meant trial.

    • @BLOODKINGbro
      @BLOODKINGbro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Release the beast within

    • @InflammatoryCommentMaker
      @InflammatoryCommentMaker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BurritoBandito140 you should try to swallow a cinderblock

    • @Volti-Vagra
      @Volti-Vagra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im absolutely stealing that

  • @scottricks1676
    @scottricks1676 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Unmatched humor, never change you beautiful man. Your vids have brought me great joy in some low times.

  • @kylebudreau8516
    @kylebudreau8516 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Can you go over some of the Resident Evil Revelations creatures? I honestly want to know what the ozze zombies are and what the T-abyss virus does to people

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s the coolest… least explored variation of the T-virus.

    • @camarofan2008
      @camarofan2008 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Need .ore Resident Evil videos

  • @AncestorEmpire1
    @AncestorEmpire1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Roanoke: no one is this stealthy
    Me: *Looks at my cardboard Box*

  • @jennyfeare1702
    @jennyfeare1702 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The Quarry werewolves when tho???

  • @VaguelySynthetic
    @VaguelySynthetic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There's an HFY story(I forget the name) where an insectoid type parasite infects a human colony. The parasite basically hijacks the human body while leaving the human consciousness intact, I think the younglings were unaffected for some reason? Anyway, it starts killing everybody unaffected with the infected meat suits while the people who were said meat suits can only watch in horror. Fun times.

  • @sarcasticpanda84
    @sarcasticpanda84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The only way I'd ever even watch a synopsis of this movie is because of the science discussion. How, just how did anyone get done filming this, look at themselves and say, "Yeah, I did a good job"? No one could've been proud of this movie.

  • @zigorro3478
    @zigorro3478 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is such an interesting channel i keep waiting for a garbage quip or something but then you launch into a neurology rant, fantastic

  • @mindisfrozen
    @mindisfrozen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Story about the fish also reminds me of how people tend to "return" goldfish into bodies of fresh water. To the point they greatly increase in size, mass reproduce, and lose they gold color. End up destroying ecosystems and people are told to kill them if seen in rivers and ponds.

  • @MyklCarlton
    @MyklCarlton 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We've become inured to the whole midday combustion thing. It's why we have the Slip, Slop, Slap (Seek and Slide) routine.
    As for the teens sleeping outside - it can be cooler in the shade than inside without A/C.

  • @witlove115
    @witlove115 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The most unrealistic thing about this movie is it shows Australians owning force multipliers.

    • @Kingdeathtrooper
      @Kingdeathtrooper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was the cop handing them out?

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think only the cops had them

  • @Graves-81_69
    @Graves-81_69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way dude busted up introducing the morphology portion is great 😂

  • @suzyq-ll3sw
    @suzyq-ll3sw 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love your videos it’s fun to learn about different topics

  • @VitorOliveira-tk1ob
    @VitorOliveira-tk1ob 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just need to get this out of my chest bro, whenever you make a British impression I just feel all my troubles going away and life seems good again ❤
    Thank you sir.

  • @grisselbrandthegreat5567
    @grisselbrandthegreat5567 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My dad had ptsd. The one time I tried to wake him up he choked me out lol. When I came too he profusely apologized.

  • @matthelton6637
    @matthelton6637 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Congratulations on 1-million subs!

  • @funtimebats
    @funtimebats 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought I was going crazy cuz I could’ve sworn you already covered this movie. Turns out your channel and @Nerd Explains occupy the same space in my head. My bad. 😅

  • @michaelcreech8957
    @michaelcreech8957 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the one thing i think is cool about this is actually the clean up alien like you dont see alien invasion/infection movies often where the space police actually show up to deal with the problem

  • @valentinakerman4216
    @valentinakerman4216 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So, in reference to the geologist explaining the issues with the meteor impact, she was talking about the elongated and asymmetrical shape of the impact crater.
    What a lot of people don't realize, is that regardless of what angle the meteor or asteroid is coming in at, it will leave a nearly perfect, circular impact crater with a central peak (if large enough). This is due to the sheer speeds and kinetic forces involved with the impact. Asteroids and meteors on a direct impact line with earth can typically be traveling at speeds that are nearly five times that of orbital velocity. The resulting impact of something like that doesn't just move a bunch of dirt and rock, it utterly vaporizes it for lack of a better term.
    For an object to create a sort of oblong shape like we see in the movie, the object would have to meet two requirements.
    1. The object has to be made of material that is HARDER than the surrounding rock.
    2. The object has to slow down from terminal velocity and get rid of excess kinetic and thermal energy to prevent a shockwave detonation.
    Now, an asteroid or meteor is generally going to be harder than the surface with which it impacts, due to the majority of them being made of some form of nickel-iron alloy. However, an asteroid or meteor will NOT be able to reduce speeds to below terminal velocity, as that would require some sort of retrograde thrust.
    So, here's what we have. An impact site in the middle of nowhere, presenting features that are atypical of traditional or natural impacts. Nobody reported seeing a bright light or loud bang, meaning it was traveling below mach speeds. And there is an odd residue and colouration around the impact site and on the surrounding rocks.
    Aliens.

  • @chloenelson3951
    @chloenelson3951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As one of the 9 Australians, I would like to say yeah, this movie is Weird. Our basic survival training tells us not to touch anything funky, and those who ignore that training fall to natural selection. We do not leave our children unsupervised lest they fall victim various wildlife, including but not limited to Drop Bears. And our repeated ingestion of Vegemite protects us from most infections like this, as we're the only living organisms capable of withstanding the blasted stuff.

  • @Mybones67
    @Mybones67 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are so quickly becoming one of my favorite channels, I love these videos so much. Keep it up bro this is my shit😁

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This man's humor is more lethal than these zombies.
    And I mean that in a good way, it kills me.

  • @Violette_06
    @Violette_06 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    EARLY TO A ROANOKE VID ITS A WONDERFUL DAY (also hi roanoke we are both from georgia hiii)

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everyon'es afraid of aliens.
    Until the aliens are vulnerable to tazers and pepper spray...

  • @thelurechannel1930
    @thelurechannel1930 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Can you cover the monster from razor tooth?

  • @markwelch9462
    @markwelch9462 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Live stream an analysis video so we can see the unhinged reactions as the mental gymnastics are performed. Might be the alcohol talking but I think that’s a great idea.
    Also, long time viewer, just subscribed to the Patreon so I can’t wait to see my name in the read out 😂

  • @gingervikingjesus2351
    @gingervikingjesus2351 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @14:39 That's kinda like what happens by me, but for white tail deer.. There's a set of train tracks nearby a heavily forested, swampy area where deer like to go, every few years the town has a lottery for deer tags to keep the population down, the deer that ARE living out there have enough food in the winter & to not damage or interfere with train routes..

  • @kyze8284
    @kyze8284 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Any time an infection movie happens and it’s a fungus I always think of cordyceps
    I want to think the clean up job, it has a ship that scans for every single molecule and the humans were the only living parts of the fungus left
    Also, is that Helldivers music in the background??

  • @bobaminimilktea
    @bobaminimilktea หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Studying to be a geologist here! One of my professors got arrested for crossing the border of his home country while doing field work, released because he was able to prove that he literally just hadn't noticed since it wasn't on his maps (he didn't think it was important). Another was invited on a grad student's thesis project as an undergrad because he'd been in the armed forces and was the only one in the department who could shoot a rifle at a polar bear if need be. Another has continuous and VEHEMENT beef with Smokey the bear. Another got his permission to drive students out for field trips revoked and only got it back because he outlasted everyone on the board that ruled to revoke it, and the new board didn't realize and just gave it back to him because they assumed it was some kind of error. Another refuses to use tents when camping out in the desert and just rolls himself up in a ground tarp for the night.
    Yes. Us geologists are just crazy like that.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everyone should have beef with Smokey the bear. That damn fraud deserves to be turned into a rug.

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've done the "standing in parent's room and just staring" behavior as well.

  • @SharkyNado98
    @SharkyNado98 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    MOVE OVER SLEEP! got a new Roanoke vid to watch!!

  • @tristinkesick6729
    @tristinkesick6729 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Odd idea, what about the Future Predators, from Primeval? I know it's hard to hear the English talk to cover the material, and it's a show, so I don't know if that's up your alley my man

  • @freedomoperator6502
    @freedomoperator6502 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A two story jump is a beast bro. You gotta have practiced that landing and near nail it. Otherwise you'll usually be okay, eventually. But certainly not unscathed.

  • @willc6451
    @willc6451 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never had ‘Roanoke refusing to say kid’ on my bingo card for this year

  • @Broken_Bolts
    @Broken_Bolts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I understand non of this but I keep coming back much love Papa Roanoke❤

  • @Creepers_On_Fire
    @Creepers_On_Fire 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:16 as an Aussie myself this can be a relatively common thing depending on where in Australia you are done it once or twice myself

  • @yaboioff
    @yaboioff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Suprised that geologist didn't lick the rat.