Men and women feel temperatures differently, they get cold more easily. Some feminists think that most air conditionners are set for a temperature that is fine for men, but low for women. I'm not saying they are right though, I'm just explaining why they feel it's an issue :)
Yeet Boi maybe they *didnt know* his name was Damien, because Damien appears to be the only one VOICING these videos. There were no obvious hints of anyone else owning this channel, so what else are they supposed to assume?
When she said ac was sexist she made an article about how she thinks that the management (mostly male) at her office purposefully made it colder in her office so that she would get sick
Dude, you're not pillaging the village, and selling back their crops with no-one the wiser. You're just doing their work for them and they're paying you for it. "Honest pay for honest work."
@@stickyybread Pillage, definition by google: rob a (place) using violence, especially in wartime. *Violently helps villagers harvest their crops* Also, you lose the crop in exchange for Emeralds. If it were stealing even, you'd take both the crops AND the money.
@@TraustiGeir But his standard speaking voice definitely has a northeast sound to it. The way he pronounces a lot of words is similar to what you'd hear somewhere between New York and Boston. If one of his parents is from New Jersey and the other is from Mass/R. I. Or something along those lines, I wouldn't be surprised. Or maybe he grew up in that area and just moved to Florida when he was a teenager.
@@blackhawks81H He has an accent that is Boston-esque, but also sounds like the Staten Island accent - which is a blend of Brooklyn and New Jersey. I live in/was born and raised in Brooklyn and he sounds like a lot of my friends from SI, haha.
Bruh, apparently everything's sexist nowadays. Air conditioners, bar stools, that one dime in between the couch and its cushion, you name it. While I do believe sexism is still an issue, some people don't use the right approach, they just manage to show that their heads are so far up their own asses that they have pink eye.
B*tch did the air conditioning tell you that girls are a disgrace to our universe(not true)like wtf you Karen looking ass Lemme see your manager witch,she must be high as hell to think that a air conditioning unit is sexist
Apparently she wrote an article accusing the (predominantly male) company that they intentionally cut on the AC to make her sick. Not realizing that the guys there are wearing more clothes than her and are probably boiling while working.
@@raulrosas5068 So...? I know you're just stereotyping, but just in case you don't know, not everyone are weebs. And as clarification, I barely watch actual anime. My pfp is from a game I really like, and if games count as anime then playing most games would make people weebs, considering the massive amount of games made in Japan. While I'm not going to judge them too heavily as they probably went through something to get that way, the contents of that post is just weird and bad. I made the post to make sure people realise this is a smaller part of a community that people love to put forward, as if that's the only part of it.
4:00 I just buy bookshelves from librarians, break them and sell the books back for 3x profit. I use this to get myself a lot of exp easily and now I have multiple stacks of emerald blocks in my basement.
Dude just get a butcher at master trade, they’ll always sell snowberries. With snowberries, you don’t need water, or anything other than dirt. It is from what I’ve seen is the fastest growing plant.
Words cannot describe my feelings right now. My whole fucking CHILDHOOD has been flipped upside down, set on fire and shushed to sleep by fucking Dracula during a KKK meeting on Friday the 13th
@@racheline_nya there are 513 colors in their profile pic and i can prove it: pink, light pink, lighter pink, lightest pink, lightester pink, even more light pink, even even more light pink
@@whatisthis2809 the picture uses the spectrum from white, through pink, to black. between white and pink is 256 colors, including white and pink, and same for pink and black. 256+256=512, but we included pink twice, which we don't want to do, so there is 511 colors in that profile picture.
no no its fucking horrible if i ever heard that accent in irl i would fucking commit mass racial genocide against my fellow irish people to stop them from have to be accouated with that accent
well not true what would rly happen is that most likely we'll all die because the earth will start increasing in speed and velocity making natural disasters like yourself to exist even tho not much people would be left lol. Oh yea tsunami's and hurricanes will appear a lot more often making America's favourite disasters to appear more. OH BOI America is gonna have a huge bonner for that.
You guys are all wrong. The main 3 things that would happen is, in the case that the moon was blown up, it could form a ring system like Saturn, also, it would make ocean tides a fuckton more boring, which could destroy the sport of surfing, and finally, the degree of tilt wouldn’t be stable, making the equator not always hot, and the poles not always cold. But this effect would be extremely slow, and in our lifetime, we wouldn’t notice anything different. But in 4,000 years, the world would be practically the opposite of what we are used to.
I don't sell any crops, I just take them back home and plant them, then once they're grown I harvest them and then go back to the village with the crops and sell them
You started off good with the Irish accent and then went a little Scottish hello from Dublin 🇮🇪 wooden onesie lol 😂 haven’t heard that one before brilliant
Imagine a letter arriving at the police, with the text being cut-out newspaper letters glued together, and it reads: Please stop calling me the F*ckwad Stabber I am literally crying right now, please stop
LordBaneThePlayer Who gives a crap. Unless the person who made it originally is getting crap for it, this guy isn’t taking more credit then him. Copied comments don’t fircking matter.
@@LucyWest370 Who gives a crap. Unless the person who made it originally is getting crap for it, this guy isnt taking more credit than him. Copied comments dont fircking matter
8:20 I had a substitute teacher once that looked exactly like Al as well. A lot of the kids pulled up a photo of Al on their chromebooks and casually worked on their math. The teacher was so confused but it was fucking hilarious
@@TypicalUkraine_ ja, it makes shipping of difficult to explain ships work- and i prefer using the quadrants when shipping because to me it's easier to understand
13:01 That one actually made me pause video and go: "Ooh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" and I think my Dad probably heard me downstairs, thinking: "What the hell is he doing?!" Holy sh*t. I'm wheezing!
Ok,so how our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, then why is it okay on Halloween like we literally knock on people's doors like "hello just dragged me inside".
when she said: "What in the name of social security stealing, Bee-Gee's listening, "get off my lawn" screaming, "may I speak to your manager" haircut-having, "pull up your pants young man" ridiculousness is this?" *i felt that.*
Person: *exists*
Emkay: Heavenly laugh
Amen.
Jack Hromadka
Emkay: *W h e e z e*
Jack Hromadka its honestly so fucking gay thats why i fucking hate this fucking channel
@@svst208 fucking homophobe
Listen we get it Charles Julia left your skinny ass
@@svst208 stop saying fuck,it doesnt make you cool
“Air-conditioning is sexist.”
*I’M SORRY, WHAT*
I feel the pain
H o w ?
Pretty soon everything will be counted as sexist even a grain of sand
Men and women feel temperatures differently, they get cold more easily. Some feminists think that most air conditionners are set for a temperature that is fine for men, but low for women. I'm not saying they are right though, I'm just explaining why they feel it's an issue :)
@@eleonorecrassous725 oh thats probably why my mom always says its cold in the house, and me and my brothers are hot
Depression: exists
Emkay's Laugh: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
EmKay is not Damien's channel.. it's multiple people and originally owned by Slazo.
@@EpicCherryGaming Its damiens channel now bcz slazo left
@@PRO_OF_MC there's still multiple people running the channel lol. Notice I said "originally" owned by Slazo 😉
Yeet Boi maybe they *didnt know* his name was Damien, because Damien appears to be the only one VOICING these videos. There were no obvious hints of anyone else owning this channel, so what else are they supposed to assume?
@@serixskylarkif you've been watching the channel since it's release you'd know
Damian: *does a female voice*
Me: “I’ve never met this man in my life”
Funny like number
@@Rambiz wdym
Sophie The loof wdym
Sophie The loof wdym
._. The likes *were* at 69 when I saw this comment
Your laugh levels up my enchantment in Minecraft
Laughing IV
Happiness III
Speech XII
Snicker V
Blessing V
Nobody:
Emkay when he finds a desert village: *STONKS*
@@ekser5737 *MINECRAFT MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
XxXslogysniperXxX Emkay when he trows his friends under the bus:STONKS
There's hay in villages!?
When you harvest all the carrots, potatoes and wheat and then sell it back to the Villagers for emeralds.
*STONKS*
You called me?
8:57
That guy mastered insulting someone in the most brutal way possible.
Control
I need to learn this power, I suck at roasting :(
it got as deep as that cactus boutta be
The power level is maddening.
i don’t think it’s an insult. seems more like homophobia to me......
When she said ac was sexist she made an article about how she thinks that the management (mostly male) at her office purposefully made it colder in her office so that she would get sick
She's a Cold bitch. 🤣
Next she says are milk buckets are sexist
Bruh
@@MikeJProto
You sound like the type of guy to post on r/Braincels unironically.
This comment thread inin of itself is a r/rareinsult moment
"That got really deep really quick"
So did the cactus.
*oof*
@@geared_rider Oof indeed.
Underated comment 😂😂
so did the pricks
Ouch
I'm pretty sure your laugh can cure cancer.
@Killer Duck call the prist there is something in eythrr toungs or minecraft enchanting language
Wish it could since my aunt has cancer
But still ksi's forehead would be the biggest thing this week
Can confirm
Cause*
r/rareinsults: *inhales*
Me: write that down *WRITE THAT DOWN*
lol tell me about it and before you go off on one ik you already did
I’m surprised you can even say that. Even trying to say your username would make Einstein look like a special ed kid
@@ongod3278 nah its pretty simple to say as long as you arent illiterate
im sorry but.....*likes*
Charles the French?
"Jeff Bezos got divorced because he realized his marriage was a union"
He must have a really hard time with family reunions
buh bu baaa
No... no... that's the reason he recognized that toddler he'd kidnapped as his _daughter,_ instead...
Dude, you're not pillaging the village, and selling back their crops with no-one the wiser. You're just doing their work for them and they're paying you for it.
"Honest pay for honest work."
Pornhub is pretty cool
@@stickyybread Pillage, definition by google:
rob a (place) using violence, especially in wartime.
*Violently helps villagers harvest their crops*
Also, you lose the crop in exchange for Emeralds. If it were stealing even, you'd take both the crops AND the money.
I can hear the npcs saying: HONEST PAY FOR HONEST WORK
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
What fucking game is this?!
When EmKay says he’s from Florida but sounds like an absolute New Yorker
Dude, with his range of vocal impressions he could be from anywhere in the States.
@@TraustiGeir But his standard speaking voice definitely has a northeast sound to it. The way he pronounces a lot of words is similar to what you'd hear somewhere between New York and Boston. If one of his parents is from New Jersey and the other is from Mass/R. I. Or something along those lines, I wouldn't be surprised. Or maybe he grew up in that area and just moved to Florida when he was a teenager.
@@blackhawks81H You know more than me. ;)
@@blackhawks81H He has an accent that is Boston-esque, but also sounds like the Staten Island accent - which is a blend of Brooklyn and New Jersey. I live in/was born and raised in Brooklyn and he sounds like a lot of my friends from SI, haha.
Florida man convinces multiple fans that he's from new york.
Cyanide and Soviet Womble are friendship goals I can never hope to reach
Don't worry death always makes us achieve our dreams
I so wish he tried to do their voices
and as the years go by their friendship will never die
that pfp is godly
i just went back and read it with their voices in my mind perfectly, those two are hilarious
damien trying to sound irish sounds like a drunk, sad, dying scottish man asking for one last bottle of whiskey.
he sounded like someone was after his lucky charms
@@A-Microwave bruh..
"air conditioning is sexist"
I uttered an audible squawk of "wHAT"
Bruh, apparently everything's sexist nowadays. Air conditioners, bar stools, that one dime in between the couch and its cushion, you name it. While I do believe sexism is still an issue, some people don't use the right approach, they just manage to show that their heads are so far up their own asses that they have pink eye.
At this point, I'm convinced some people just call anything they don't like sexist just because they're a women and they don't like it
I mean I hear more men railing at the AC turned on by menopausal women so...
B*tch did the air conditioning tell you that girls are a disgrace to our universe(not true)like wtf you Karen looking ass Lemme see your manager witch,she must be high as hell to think that a air conditioning unit is sexist
Apparently she wrote an article accusing the (predominantly male) company that they intentionally cut on the AC to make her sick. Not realizing that the guys there are wearing more clothes than her and are probably boiling while working.
**Emkay not having 1 mill subs**
*reality is often disappointing*
its a REALLY no effort channel. doesnt deserve the subs it already has, much less a million.
@@StarmenRock you liked your own comment lol
Michael That’s a little hypocritical, you liked your own comment too, as I can see.
@@beanstatic i didnt, do you need some proof?
Michael Ok then, go ahead.
"Dudes dating a prescription drug." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sans I have so many questions
1. Why are you naked?
2. Why do you have an AK-47?
@@iselfdestrukt7338 you see, I just full sent it.
@@crusaderwithanak7208 you have one of the best profile pics I've ever seen
You say that name and stuff starts floating around you
Timestamp?
7:17
As someone taking Japanese... I can say right now this is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Snowstorm u say it with an anime pic
@@raulrosas5068 So...? I know you're just stereotyping, but just in case you don't know, not everyone are weebs. And as clarification, I barely watch actual anime. My pfp is from a game I really like, and if games count as anime then playing most games would make people weebs, considering the massive amount of games made in Japan. While I'm not going to judge them too heavily as they probably went through something to get that way, the contents of that post is just weird and bad. I made the post to make sure people realise this is a smaller part of a community that people love to put forward, as if that's the only part of it.
Snowstorm damn chill with your feelings other people laugh when i say it
@@raulrosas5068 Oh man I'm sorry. I had a rough day and I thought you were serious. My bad.
Snowstorm i guess jokes sound more legit when its one on one i guess the internet makes conversations look bad
6:30 - Wendy's. I wanna meet whoever's in charge of their Twitter.
Yeah me to and applaud them
@ZeusInMySoda well no duh but there is a person who has to post it
@ZeusInMySoda oh wait...I'm stupid please no I get it now
I watch videos on r/wooosh and never understand how people miss a joke,I'm sorry
@@tydonutz0711 hsooow/r
He sounds like someone from Shrek when he does that Irish Impression
You seem like the type of person to touch food in the sink for fun
TheGamergoat_ YT You seem like the type of guy to lick his cat to help it clean itself
@@A_Random_Rat Well said
But I will never do that
@@A_Random_Rat You're a random rat, *Literally* .
"...The only thing he should host is a parasite."
Lmao
Fucking rekt
cool tortoise pfp
@@ArcticArmy thanks
i did a big OOF
If I ever meet someone who holds a pencil with their whole fist I'm giving them at least 5 new orifices to hold that pencil with
Emkay: *laughs*
Depression: *chuckles* I’m in danger
Before watching Emkay:The perfect laugh don’t exis-
After: The perfect laugh exists
This perfectly sums up me getting into his videos.
@@Lucky-sq3ky Same... also i revisit his gmod channel cause ramsay is hilarious
4:00 I just buy bookshelves from librarians, break them and sell the books back for 3x profit. I use this to get myself a lot of exp easily and now I have multiple stacks of emerald blocks in my basement.
Blue Ocean Corporations *STONKS*
Jeez no wonder you barely have any likes.
Is it bad I thought they were talking about real life until I read it the 4th time....
@@familysaunders2399 nah I was thinking that for a minute too
Dude just get a butcher at master trade, they’ll always sell snowberries. With snowberries, you don’t need water, or anything other than dirt. It is from what I’ve seen is the fastest growing plant.
“Don’t bully KSI like that, he’s just trying to live his life!”
*ACTUALLY...*
OOO TOO SOON 😂😂
What does thia mean
I'm missing something
Ksi is dead im pretty sure. Rip :(
@@malvonn7788 ...no?
Soviet never stops roasting cyanide. I love it.
And Cyanide never stops roasting back. It's the best.
@@solanine9205
All the drama we ever needed lmao
That’s Soviet for you
Lol
@@juriendotcom that's a normal day for ZF
Your laugh yeets my depression and anxiety away
You pfp scares me, _I can't tell it its a hamster or a cat_
@@froggybuggy it's a cat lol
persona who the hell am i *Im ReLaTaBle AnD sPeCiAl BeCaUsE i HaVe DePrEsSiOn AnD aNxIeTy*
@@LoanLeaf they're serious issues that a lot of people struggle with. no need to be such a dick
@@aratsorceress Amen.
When you steal the entire village and then sell it back.
*S T O N K S*
god bless you for picking that beautiful image of tony stark to be your profile picture.
amanda !! I see a fortnite skin that was dropped on his head from birth on purpose but lived
5:43
He looks like the kid from Simpson’s who sat at the back of the bus and said “I’m in danger, only older
WHEEEEEEEEEZE he does XD
Waaahahahahahahha!! Isnt this counted as Rare insult too?
his names ralph btw, funny comment
@@altacc.1206 thx, I’ll remember that
@@xxdamastaboixx9836 yw
U know Soviet and Cyanide has a close friendship the way they always makes fun of eachother 😂😂
Honestly as soon as i saw it was cyanide i knew it was gonna be fucken golden
I love how whoever manages Wendy's social media account is just all kinds of sass.
So that's why they never get their burgers right!
If businesses hate unions so much don't tell them about Western Union.
I. See. You. Everywhere
@@spoodercat3980
Me.too.
.
It scares me
Oh boy.
Damien's laugh is amazing, I'm so glad his laugh has a subreddit lol
2:37 after cydaine constantly trolling sovietwomble and fcking up on basically every game they played he finally got his revenge
4:23 I'm disappointed by the fact that he said Singlelingo and not Monolingo.
Na, he should've said Unolingo.
8:13 when he’s talking in an a british accent he sounds like bakura from yu-gi-oh
He _definitely_ needs to voice him.
Up until vampire it was almost identical
Just needs to gruff it up a little and he’ll be set to fail at conquering the world
he sounds like bakura from yugioh abridged
Words cannot describe my feelings right now. My whole fucking CHILDHOOD has been flipped upside down, set on fire and shushed to sleep by fucking Dracula during a KKK meeting on Friday the 13th
“I pillage their village and sell back their W E E D as a profit” -Damien
damien be like
“kill a meter”
Thats how u pronounce it tho
yea.. you can pronounce it "kill-a-meter" or "kill-o-meter"
Kil ah me tr
@@hushtheseus I pronounce it kill-awe-mitt-er
I'm secretly copy and pasting these insults into my brain like a computer to printer to print off into *those* peoples' faces.
no lie imma use that cactus/pride month combo on some hapless soul
How dare you!?
I was watching your r/softwaregore video from yesterday, and you post this, so I have to watch it?
Have you no shame?
I hope you can get past the editing
I read this as “I was watching a soft core video of you yesterday”
When he said “Dave” I looked up in a cold sweat. And exactly what I feared was there. God dammit.
12:52 This girl is capable of hitting the accelerator, brake and clutch with just one foot.
wow. who drew your profile pic
so sad there are people whose brains can't understand the existence of more than 511 different colors
@@racheline_nya there are 513 colors in their profile pic and i can prove it: pink, light pink, lighter pink, lightest pink, lightester pink, even more light pink, even even more light pink
@@whatisthis2809 the picture uses the spectrum from white, through pink, to black. between white and pink is 256 colors, including white and pink, and same for pink and black. 256+256=512, but we included pink twice, which we don't want to do, so there is 511 colors in that profile picture.
@@racheline_nya its a joke lmao
@@whatisthis2809 oh ok i guess i got r/wooooshed. sorry
“That was a gross sip”
That caught me so off guard I could not breathe 😂😂
11:21:
Ultimate Custom Night players:*uncontrolablly sweating*
Fnaf?
That Dee Dee creature needs to explode
@@flamefeather2665 Omg! 😂😂
Summoning animatronics in the room like a damn colleseum
12:25
"The only thing he should host is a parasite."
Venom: "It's free real estate."
Also Venom: "Parasite?! APOLOGIZE!"
lol
ya venom actully makes who ever hes on stronger
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
I know that.
SOVIET WOMBLE AND CYANIDE!
SOVIET WOMBLE AND CYANIDE!
OH. MY. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ik, it was a surprise to see mah lads Womble and Cyanide here
Sovietwomble out here insulting dumbasses
I didnt see Cynide tough can u add a timestamp
@@kurtkan5566 11:30
Anna Balazs thank you kind sir/lady
That was a actually pretty good Irish accent, Damien. You truly are a jack of all trades
no no its fucking horrible if i ever heard that accent in irl i would fucking commit mass racial genocide against my fellow irish people to stop them from have to be accouated with that accent
@@samduncan5506 thank you, but also at least he tried
nice
sam duncan r/wooosh
8:53: That might just be the greatest insult in human history
9:35 Moon: "If it weren't for me, your planet would be a barren wasteland like Mars!"
well not true what would rly happen is that most likely we'll all die because the earth will start increasing in speed and velocity making natural disasters like yourself to exist even tho not much people would be left lol. Oh yea tsunami's and hurricanes will appear a lot more often making America's favourite disasters to appear more. OH BOI America is gonna have a huge bonner for that.
@@darkdan2276 broski. Nobody asked you to say anything. Not a damn word. And you said too many damn words.
@@wellybonedindividual324 well tbh no one asked you to say anything. Not a damn word. Yet you still did the least you could've done is roast me.
@@wellybonedindividual324 but since that was your answer I guess you don't have enough amo yet.
You guys are all wrong.
The main 3 things that would happen is, in the case that the moon was blown up, it could form a ring system like Saturn, also, it would make ocean tides a fuckton more boring, which could destroy the sport of surfing, and finally, the degree of tilt wouldn’t be stable, making the equator not always hot, and the poles not always cold. But this effect would be extremely slow, and in our lifetime, we wouldn’t notice anything different. But in 4,000 years, the world would be practically the opposite of what we are used to.
“autistic-dave-strider” oh my god homestuck really does follow everywhere
GOD same
There is no escape
A response to the coinkidink thing:
"Stop being such a coinkidick."
Or it could of been at least I’m getting to see breasts everyday
Selling a villager their own carrots is just them paying you for harvesting their crops for them
Damnit, My mood had been killed. Stealing is fun
"Honest pay for honest work"
I don't sell any crops, I just take them back home and plant them, then once they're grown I harvest them and then go back to the village with the crops and sell them
I just do what Thanos did
Slaughter, then farm
4:20
Says weed instead of wheat.
Hey man u a, u a dealer
ahhh you could have used 4:20.... you made me hate you like the girl in this video hates the moon
I’ll correct it
I can’t believe I missed that
@@killthesource4740 you really tried
Nice
"I pilliage the village and sell back the weed at a profit" -EmKay 2019
You started off good with the Irish accent and then went a little Scottish hello from Dublin 🇮🇪 wooden onesie lol 😂 haven’t heard that one before brilliant
Online Stranger lol 😂
Noah Grogan hello
Hi from Galway
Dave the memer hello I love Galway one of my favourite places in Ireland
Imagine a letter arriving at the police, with the text being cut-out newspaper letters glued together, and it reads:
Please stop calling me the F*ckwad Stabber
I am literally crying right now, please stop
I had to pause the video twice cuz I was laughing so hard! It's not just the posts but how you read em, the delivery is what makes it great
8:58 "That got really deep."
So did the cactus.
Copied.
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Copied.
LordBaneThePlayer
Who gives a crap. Unless the person who made it originally is getting crap for it, this guy isn’t taking more credit then him. Copied comments don’t fircking matter.
@@LucyWest370
Who gives a crap. Unless the person who made it originally is getting crap for it, this guy isnt taking more credit than him. Copied comments dont fircking matter
@Toby Brown
😂😂😂
*People cursing at the moon*
Moon: Protecting us from asteroids.
( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )
The Moon Is S A D ;-;
Sucka that’s Jupiter
6:31
Shelby: All right, I'mma make a statement.
*Wendy's has entered the lobby*
Cousin
@@3ch0h3art4 whatm'st
8:20 I had a substitute teacher once that looked exactly like Al as well.
A lot of the kids pulled up a photo of Al on their chromebooks and casually worked on their math.
The teacher was so confused but it was fucking hilarious
I just love how Damien cracks up at a simple sentence and dies from laughing.
Lopez VeR i see a fellow boudica bro.
8:12 the way how he reads this sounds like a fusion between koy McCloud when he voices a slightly pissed rose and stewie griffin
When you said “hey Sarah” Siri thought you were talking about her and opened up XD
The one who sucks but she only recognizes your voice 🤔
6:58
I don’t know why I had any expectations for that accent, but A* for effort
Sincerely, an Irish viewer 🇮🇪
"Polyxeni Ferrell"
*[Homestuck PTSD flashbacks]*
@Ooohbopbopboppadoohwah lol just the name sounds super Homestuck Troll-y
@Ooohbopbopboppadoohwah lmao omg me irl
That first one had me laughing like a chimpanzee. That was the purest laughter I've ever had.
10:50, Homestuck. welp, that's me done for the day
Homestuck.
Weirdchamp
You can’t fight the homestuck, man, let it happen
His laugh and commentary can make anyones day, thank you kind sir!
The "dating a prescription drug" had me rolling. Amazing!
3:25 half of the movies budget was spent on catnip for the actors
When it's 1 in the morning and you see a new emkay vid and you got school tomorrow
You got school tomorrow, the fuck are you at? We still got like 1.5 weeks left.
I think australia
@@Zestrayswede We have about 3 weeks left
Lucky bastards.
Are you from germany?
Came for the posts, subscribed for the wonderful laugh that makes my soul happy and my skin clear. Thanks
why is this man so good at impressions? like the spongebob one was awesome
The Ultimate Face off:
KSI’s Forehead VS Jacksfilms’ Forehead.
8:56 if that’s what GameStop paid me for curing cancer
Done. That laugh creates life, this man creates world peace.
Ah he doesn’t realize he’s encountered a homestuck
No one ever does
sadly
we homestuck will rule the world in secret (also we need to spread the quadrants to other fandoms so the shipping is easier)
@@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx I think the quadrants are pretty cool.
@@TypicalUkraine_ ja, it makes shipping of difficult to explain ships work- and i prefer using the quadrants when shipping because to me it's easier to understand
13:01
That one actually made me pause video and go:
"Ooh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
and I think my Dad probably heard me downstairs, thinking: "What the hell is he doing?!"
Holy sh*t. I'm wheezing!
For some reason i said to myself at least the k is quiet and high fived myself
Ok,so how our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, then why is it okay on Halloween like we literally knock on people's doors like "hello just dragged me inside".
I was not expecting SovietWomble to be in this, he’s one of my favorite TH-camrs
2:35
I get on my phone earlier so I can watch you without my parents knowing!
Absolute mad lad
r/madlads
r/madlads
what an absolute madddladdd
holy poop he might be the maddest lad ever
Described 6:11 to my bro as 'someone with a bunch of face piercings and more tattoos than brain cells'
when she said:
"What in the name of social security stealing, Bee-Gee's listening, "get off my lawn" screaming, "may I speak to your manager" haircut-having, "pull up your pants young man" ridiculousness is this?"
*i felt that.*
6:31
You know your done when an 8 year old fast food logo roasts you😭😂
6:58 that attempt was so bad you have me nan rolling in her wooden onsie.
but you nailed the "ahhh jayysus"
Me: *Exists*
My Mother: I’m ruin this persons whole internet
8:58...came for a roast; witnessed a murder. Damn, dude; calm tf down. Who pissed in your Wheaties?
My name is Zach and when I heard "Zach calm down who hurt you" I went "Everyone almost"
Whenever people insuly people for dark mode it hurts.
I have an eye problem that is sensative to light, Dark mode kraps me from burbing my eyes out.
Your Irish impression sounds like an Irish microwave.
I mean, I was gonna say that "that _accent_ was a rare insult," but... dayum!
I was eating cereal during 1:06 and spit it all over my screen. I’m dying.
Aw Womble, though I would see you here, how’s the team killing going?
Going about as good as commiting war crimes.
@@scottbruckner4653 and not uploading!!!
7:18-7:45
The voltron fandom wants to know your location
"Bruh, calm down"
Emkay: emkay...
Bless you my dude🙂. Your videos literally put a smile on my face.
Thank you.
Why do this mans sound like joe from family??😂😂😂
Fuq killer duck say
Its why does damien sound like joe Swanson from family guy
He spitting straight facts, you agree?
I LOVE r/rareinsults, pleas do more EmKay!!