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  • @jackhromadka6842
    @jackhromadka6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    Person: *exists*
    Emkay: Heavenly laugh

    • @CircusCuties
      @CircusCuties 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen.

    • @foxnamedtoast7284
      @foxnamedtoast7284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack Hromadka
      Emkay: *W h e e z e*

    • @svst208
      @svst208 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Hromadka its honestly so fucking gay thats why i fucking hate this fucking channel

    • @jessiek289
      @jessiek289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@svst208 fucking homophobe
      Listen we get it Charles Julia left your skinny ass

    • @yoshikagekira5284
      @yoshikagekira5284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@svst208 stop saying fuck,it doesnt make you cool

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3715

    “Air-conditioning is sexist.”
    *I’M SORRY, WHAT*

    • @ccornish2005
      @ccornish2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I feel the pain

    • @nikistorey9972
      @nikistorey9972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      H o w ?

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Pretty soon everything will be counted as sexist even a grain of sand

    • @eleonorecrassous725
      @eleonorecrassous725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Men and women feel temperatures differently, they get cold more easily. Some feminists think that most air conditionners are set for a temperature that is fine for men, but low for women. I'm not saying they are right though, I'm just explaining why they feel it's an issue :)

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@eleonorecrassous725 oh thats probably why my mom always says its cold in the house, and me and my brothers are hot

  • @marcorivere3438
    @marcorivere3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    Depression: exists
    Emkay's Laugh: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @EpicCherryGaming
      @EpicCherryGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EmKay is not Damien's channel.. it's multiple people and originally owned by Slazo.

    • @PRO_OF_MC
      @PRO_OF_MC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@EpicCherryGaming Its damiens channel now bcz slazo left

    • @EpicCherryGaming
      @EpicCherryGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PRO_OF_MC there's still multiple people running the channel lol. Notice I said "originally" owned by Slazo 😉

    • @serixskylark
      @serixskylark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeet Boi maybe they *didnt know* his name was Damien, because Damien appears to be the only one VOICING these videos. There were no obvious hints of anyone else owning this channel, so what else are they supposed to assume?

    • @EpicCherryGaming
      @EpicCherryGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@serixskylarkif you've been watching the channel since it's release you'd know

  • @jcaob
    @jcaob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    Damian: *does a female voice*
    Me: “I’ve never met this man in my life”

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny like number

    • @uzairmahmood6387
      @uzairmahmood6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Rambiz wdym

    • @piinncchh
      @piinncchh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sophie The loof wdym

    • @bulbasaur3134
      @bulbasaur3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sophie The loof wdym

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ._. The likes *were* at 69 when I saw this comment

  • @ee1085
    @ee1085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7487

    Your laugh levels up my enchantment in Minecraft

  • @s0lway_firth237
    @s0lway_firth237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    Nobody:
    Emkay when he finds a desert village: *STONKS*

    • @s0lway_firth237
      @s0lway_firth237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ekser5737 *MINECRAFT MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @estelar0067
      @estelar0067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XxXslogysniperXxX Emkay when he trows his friends under the bus:STONKS

    • @WhimsicalAudacity
      @WhimsicalAudacity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's hay in villages!?

    • @enumiosu
      @enumiosu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you harvest all the carrots, potatoes and wheat and then sell it back to the Villagers for emeralds.
      *STONKS*

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You called me?

  • @lavondaneal1955
    @lavondaneal1955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    8:57
    That guy mastered insulting someone in the most brutal way possible.

    • @Kins-td6bv
      @Kins-td6bv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Control

    • @meflea3675
      @meflea3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I need to learn this power, I suck at roasting :(

    • @thorclarke8600
      @thorclarke8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it got as deep as that cactus boutta be

    • @themoth1360
      @themoth1360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The power level is maddening.

    • @gabym7844
      @gabym7844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i don’t think it’s an insult. seems more like homophobia to me......

  • @OfficialMilk
    @OfficialMilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    When she said ac was sexist she made an article about how she thinks that the management (mostly male) at her office purposefully made it colder in her office so that she would get sick

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      She's a Cold bitch. 🤣

    • @Randomgamer-di3ow
      @Randomgamer-di3ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Next she says are milk buckets are sexist

    • @ccornish2005
      @ccornish2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@MikeJProto
      You sound like the type of guy to post on r/Braincels unironically.

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This comment thread inin of itself is a r/rareinsult moment

  • @YEAHKINDA
    @YEAHKINDA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    "That got really deep really quick"
    So did the cactus.

  • @martindimitrov4682
    @martindimitrov4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6071

    I'm pretty sure your laugh can cure cancer.

    • @magiceightball1442
      @magiceightball1442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Killer Duck call the prist there is something in eythrr toungs or minecraft enchanting language

    • @elijah5850
      @elijah5850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wish it could since my aunt has cancer

    • @mazafesioelmadafaka1935
      @mazafesioelmadafaka1935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But still ksi's forehead would be the biggest thing this week

    • @sirtchamp8033
      @sirtchamp8033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can confirm

    • @overlordofmc7494
      @overlordofmc7494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause*

  • @Ehh97
    @Ehh97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    r/rareinsults: *inhales*
    Me: write that down *WRITE THAT DOWN*

    • @darkdan2276
      @darkdan2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol tell me about it and before you go off on one ik you already did

    • @ongod3278
      @ongod3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m surprised you can even say that. Even trying to say your username would make Einstein look like a special ed kid

    • @darkdan2276
      @darkdan2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ongod3278 nah its pretty simple to say as long as you arent illiterate

    • @fergabrielo
      @fergabrielo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im sorry but.....*likes*

    • @nityakakade1142
      @nityakakade1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles the French?

  • @animekat2823
    @animekat2823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "Jeff Bezos got divorced because he realized his marriage was a union"
    He must have a really hard time with family reunions

    • @gladdy1
      @gladdy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      buh bu baaa

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No... no... that's the reason he recognized that toddler he'd kidnapped as his _daughter,_ instead...

  • @ironencepersonal9634
    @ironencepersonal9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    Dude, you're not pillaging the village, and selling back their crops with no-one the wiser. You're just doing their work for them and they're paying you for it.
    "Honest pay for honest work."

    • @paulhernandez9062
      @paulhernandez9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pornhub is pretty cool

    • @ironencepersonal9634
      @ironencepersonal9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@stickyybread Pillage, definition by google:
      rob a (place) using violence, especially in wartime.
      *Violently helps villagers harvest their crops*
      Also, you lose the crop in exchange for Emeralds. If it were stealing even, you'd take both the crops AND the money.

    • @gabrielcoracao3698
      @gabrielcoracao3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can hear the npcs saying: HONEST PAY FOR HONEST WORK

    • @puddy606
      @puddy606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

    • @calebgarrett8295
      @calebgarrett8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What fucking game is this?!

  • @thegoofyarchive8300
    @thegoofyarchive8300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    When EmKay says he’s from Florida but sounds like an absolute New Yorker

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Dude, with his range of vocal impressions he could be from anywhere in the States.

    • @blackhawks81H
      @blackhawks81H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TraustiGeir But his standard speaking voice definitely has a northeast sound to it. The way he pronounces a lot of words is similar to what you'd hear somewhere between New York and Boston. If one of his parents is from New Jersey and the other is from Mass/R. I. Or something along those lines, I wouldn't be surprised. Or maybe he grew up in that area and just moved to Florida when he was a teenager.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackhawks81H You know more than me. ;)

    • @oholybologna
      @oholybologna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@blackhawks81H He has an accent that is Boston-esque, but also sounds like the Staten Island accent - which is a blend of Brooklyn and New Jersey. I live in/was born and raised in Brooklyn and he sounds like a lot of my friends from SI, haha.

    • @Hade-Official
      @Hade-Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Florida man convinces multiple fans that he's from new york.

  • @lustrouslamb3999
    @lustrouslamb3999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Cyanide and Soviet Womble are friendship goals I can never hope to reach

    • @darkdan2276
      @darkdan2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry death always makes us achieve our dreams

    • @keyofrage5386
      @keyofrage5386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I so wish he tried to do their voices

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and as the years go by their friendship will never die

    • @MemeMorto
      @MemeMorto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that pfp is godly

    • @TheDaxter11
      @TheDaxter11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i just went back and read it with their voices in my mind perfectly, those two are hilarious

  • @MichaelRosen-wz4ru
    @MichaelRosen-wz4ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    damien trying to sound irish sounds like a drunk, sad, dying scottish man asking for one last bottle of whiskey.

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he sounded like someone was after his lucky charms

    • @TiniestRed
      @TiniestRed 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@A-Microwave bruh..

  • @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420
    @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    "air conditioning is sexist"
    I uttered an audible squawk of "wHAT"

    • @specimenx4139
      @specimenx4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Bruh, apparently everything's sexist nowadays. Air conditioners, bar stools, that one dime in between the couch and its cushion, you name it. While I do believe sexism is still an issue, some people don't use the right approach, they just manage to show that their heads are so far up their own asses that they have pink eye.

    • @Tendo641
      @Tendo641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At this point, I'm convinced some people just call anything they don't like sexist just because they're a women and they don't like it

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean I hear more men railing at the AC turned on by menopausal women so...

    • @tydonutz0711
      @tydonutz0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      B*tch did the air conditioning tell you that girls are a disgrace to our universe(not true)like wtf you Karen looking ass Lemme see your manager witch,she must be high as hell to think that a air conditioning unit is sexist

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently she wrote an article accusing the (predominantly male) company that they intentionally cut on the AC to make her sick. Not realizing that the guys there are wearing more clothes than her and are probably boiling while working.

  • @themoth1360
    @themoth1360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    **Emkay not having 1 mill subs**
    *reality is often disappointing*

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      its a REALLY no effort channel. doesnt deserve the subs it already has, much less a million.

    • @MikeJProto
      @MikeJProto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@StarmenRock you liked your own comment lol

    • @beanstatic
      @beanstatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michael That’s a little hypocritical, you liked your own comment too, as I can see.

    • @MikeJProto
      @MikeJProto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beanstatic i didnt, do you need some proof?

    • @beanstatic
      @beanstatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Michael Ok then, go ahead.

  • @crusaderwithanak7208
    @crusaderwithanak7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "Dudes dating a prescription drug." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iselfdestrukt7338
      @iselfdestrukt7338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sans I have so many questions
      1. Why are you naked?
      2. Why do you have an AK-47?

    • @crusaderwithanak7208
      @crusaderwithanak7208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iselfdestrukt7338 you see, I just full sent it.

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crusaderwithanak7208 you have one of the best profile pics I've ever seen

    • @blazemuch3659
      @blazemuch3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You say that name and stuff starts floating around you

    • @thefancynarwhal3834
      @thefancynarwhal3834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp?

  • @Snowstorm...
    @Snowstorm... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    7:17
    As someone taking Japanese... I can say right now this is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snowstorm u say it with an anime pic

    • @Snowstorm...
      @Snowstorm... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@raulrosas5068 So...? I know you're just stereotyping, but just in case you don't know, not everyone are weebs. And as clarification, I barely watch actual anime. My pfp is from a game I really like, and if games count as anime then playing most games would make people weebs, considering the massive amount of games made in Japan. While I'm not going to judge them too heavily as they probably went through something to get that way, the contents of that post is just weird and bad. I made the post to make sure people realise this is a smaller part of a community that people love to put forward, as if that's the only part of it.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snowstorm damn chill with your feelings other people laugh when i say it

    • @Snowstorm...
      @Snowstorm... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@raulrosas5068 Oh man I'm sorry. I had a rough day and I thought you were serious. My bad.

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Snowstorm i guess jokes sound more legit when its one on one i guess the internet makes conversations look bad

  • @seancondon5572
    @seancondon5572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    6:30 - Wendy's. I wanna meet whoever's in charge of their Twitter.

    • @tydonutz0711
      @tydonutz0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah me to and applaud them

    • @tydonutz0711
      @tydonutz0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ZeusInMySoda well no duh but there is a person who has to post it

    • @tydonutz0711
      @tydonutz0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ZeusInMySoda oh wait...I'm stupid please no I get it now

    • @tydonutz0711
      @tydonutz0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watch videos on r/wooosh and never understand how people miss a joke,I'm sorry

    • @latexliquids4524
      @latexliquids4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tydonutz0711 hsooow/r

  • @jimrosehoran
    @jimrosehoran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    He sounds like someone from Shrek when he does that Irish Impression

    • @thegamergoat_yt5588
      @thegamergoat_yt5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You seem like the type of person to touch food in the sink for fun

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TheGamergoat_ YT You seem like the type of guy to lick his cat to help it clean itself

    • @thegamergoat_yt5588
      @thegamergoat_yt5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@A_Random_Rat Well said

    • @thegamergoat_yt5588
      @thegamergoat_yt5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But I will never do that

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@A_Random_Rat You're a random rat, *Literally* .

  • @giorgigarsevanidze6334
    @giorgigarsevanidze6334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "...The only thing he should host is a parasite."
    Lmao

  • @TheMaskedFox288
    @TheMaskedFox288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    If I ever meet someone who holds a pencil with their whole fist I'm giving them at least 5 new orifices to hold that pencil with

  • @pewdieye3259
    @pewdieye3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Emkay: *laughs*
    Depression: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @heyimcraig8766
    @heyimcraig8766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Before watching Emkay:The perfect laugh don’t exis-
    After: The perfect laugh exists

    • @Lucky-sq3ky
      @Lucky-sq3ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This perfectly sums up me getting into his videos.

    • @primalwolf1741
      @primalwolf1741 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lucky-sq3ky Same... also i revisit his gmod channel cause ramsay is hilarious

  • @blueoceancorporations1019
    @blueoceancorporations1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    4:00 I just buy bookshelves from librarians, break them and sell the books back for 3x profit. I use this to get myself a lot of exp easily and now I have multiple stacks of emerald blocks in my basement.

    • @subpar3462
      @subpar3462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Blue Ocean Corporations *STONKS*

    • @sgrpwz
      @sgrpwz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeez no wonder you barely have any likes.

    • @familysaunders2399
      @familysaunders2399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is it bad I thought they were talking about real life until I read it the 4th time....

    • @uwuocto2586
      @uwuocto2586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@familysaunders2399 nah I was thinking that for a minute too

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude just get a butcher at master trade, they’ll always sell snowberries. With snowberries, you don’t need water, or anything other than dirt. It is from what I’ve seen is the fastest growing plant.

  • @pankoniko6479
    @pankoniko6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “Don’t bully KSI like that, he’s just trying to live his life!”
    *ACTUALLY...*

    • @fandomaddict9600
      @fandomaddict9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OOO TOO SOON 😂😂

    • @Deeznutz93738
      @Deeznutz93738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does thia mean

    • @theswaff699
      @theswaff699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm missing something

    • @malvonn7788
      @malvonn7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ksi is dead im pretty sure. Rip :(

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@malvonn7788 ...no?

  • @juriendotcom
    @juriendotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Soviet never stops roasting cyanide. I love it.

    • @solanine9205
      @solanine9205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And Cyanide never stops roasting back. It's the best.

    • @juriendotcom
      @juriendotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@solanine9205
      All the drama we ever needed lmao

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s Soviet for you

    • @SadToffee
      @SadToffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @England91
      @England91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@juriendotcom that's a normal day for ZF

  • @grass5963
    @grass5963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Your laugh yeets my depression and anxiety away

    • @froggybuggy
      @froggybuggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You pfp scares me, _I can't tell it its a hamster or a cat_

    • @grass5963
      @grass5963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@froggybuggy it's a cat lol

    • @LoanLeaf
      @LoanLeaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      persona who the hell am i *Im ReLaTaBle AnD sPeCiAl BeCaUsE i HaVe DePrEsSiOn AnD aNxIeTy*

    • @aratsorceress
      @aratsorceress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LoanLeaf they're serious issues that a lot of people struggle with. no need to be such a dick

    • @lokikeltie3567
      @lokikeltie3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aratsorceress Amen.

  • @CARMATIZBAK_
    @CARMATIZBAK_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    When you steal the entire village and then sell it back.
    *S T O N K S*

    • @lushfawn
      @lushfawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      god bless you for picking that beautiful image of tony stark to be your profile picture.

    • @PyroHyro
      @PyroHyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      amanda !! I see a fortnite skin that was dropped on his head from birth on purpose but lived

  • @xxdamastaboixx9836
    @xxdamastaboixx9836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:43
    He looks like the kid from Simpson’s who sat at the back of the bus and said “I’m in danger, only older

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHEEEEEEEEEZE he does XD

    • @adamdamiri4823
      @adamdamiri4823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waaahahahahahahha!! Isnt this counted as Rare insult too?

    • @altacc.1206
      @altacc.1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      his names ralph btw, funny comment

    • @xxdamastaboixx9836
      @xxdamastaboixx9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@altacc.1206 thx, I’ll remember that

    • @altacc.1206
      @altacc.1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxdamastaboixx9836 yw

  • @xandermehl
    @xandermehl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    U know Soviet and Cyanide has a close friendship the way they always makes fun of eachother 😂😂

    • @litachaplin8538
      @litachaplin8538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly as soon as i saw it was cyanide i knew it was gonna be fucken golden

  • @cosmicspacekobold55
    @cosmicspacekobold55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love how whoever manages Wendy's social media account is just all kinds of sass.

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So that's why they never get their burgers right!

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    If businesses hate unions so much don't tell them about Western Union.

  • @Skellitor301_VA
    @Skellitor301_VA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damien's laugh is amazing, I'm so glad his laugh has a subreddit lol

  • @matthewconnelly4930
    @matthewconnelly4930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    2:37 after cydaine constantly trolling sovietwomble and fcking up on basically every game they played he finally got his revenge

  • @RexRagerunner
    @RexRagerunner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    4:23 I'm disappointed by the fact that he said Singlelingo and not Monolingo.

  • @rafaelrodriguez4290
    @rafaelrodriguez4290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    8:13 when he’s talking in an a british accent he sounds like bakura from yu-gi-oh

    • @isaacbailey3681
      @isaacbailey3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He _definitely_ needs to voice him.

    • @phoenixbacon
      @phoenixbacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Up until vampire it was almost identical

    • @TheFloatingLlamas
      @TheFloatingLlamas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just needs to gruff it up a little and he’ll be set to fail at conquering the world

    • @thorclarke8600
      @thorclarke8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he sounds like bakura from yugioh abridged

    • @YTDariuS-my6dg
      @YTDariuS-my6dg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Words cannot describe my feelings right now. My whole fucking CHILDHOOD has been flipped upside down, set on fire and shushed to sleep by fucking Dracula during a KKK meeting on Friday the 13th

  • @flippy225mediayt
    @flippy225mediayt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “I pillage their village and sell back their W E E D as a profit” -Damien

  • @ivorycest
    @ivorycest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    damien be like
    “kill a meter”

    • @Qowowoeeoeo
      @Qowowoeeoeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats how u pronounce it tho

    • @hushtheseus
      @hushtheseus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea.. you can pronounce it "kill-a-meter" or "kill-o-meter"

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kil ah me tr

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hushtheseus I pronounce it kill-awe-mitt-er

  • @victoriafisher2218
    @victoriafisher2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'm secretly copy and pasting these insults into my brain like a computer to printer to print off into *those* peoples' faces.

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no lie imma use that cactus/pride month combo on some hapless soul

  • @GrayFilmsandStuff
    @GrayFilmsandStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    How dare you!?
    I was watching your r/softwaregore video from yesterday, and you post this, so I have to watch it?
    Have you no shame?

    • @hambobanjo
      @hambobanjo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope you can get past the editing

    • @skm_milk9247
      @skm_milk9247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read this as “I was watching a soft core video of you yesterday”

  • @wildflow3rss
    @wildflow3rss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When he said “Dave” I looked up in a cold sweat. And exactly what I feared was there. God dammit.

  • @JJRy
    @JJRy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    12:52 This girl is capable of hitting the accelerator, brake and clutch with just one foot.

    • @racheline_nya
      @racheline_nya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wow. who drew your profile pic
      so sad there are people whose brains can't understand the existence of more than 511 different colors

    • @whatisthis2809
      @whatisthis2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@racheline_nya there are 513 colors in their profile pic and i can prove it: pink, light pink, lighter pink, lightest pink, lightester pink, even more light pink, even even more light pink

    • @racheline_nya
      @racheline_nya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whatisthis2809 the picture uses the spectrum from white, through pink, to black. between white and pink is 256 colors, including white and pink, and same for pink and black. 256+256=512, but we included pink twice, which we don't want to do, so there is 511 colors in that profile picture.

    • @whatisthis2809
      @whatisthis2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@racheline_nya its a joke lmao

    • @racheline_nya
      @racheline_nya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whatisthis2809 oh ok i guess i got r/wooooshed. sorry

  • @-soulfulbunny-4277
    @-soulfulbunny-4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “That was a gross sip”
    That caught me so off guard I could not breathe 😂😂

  • @ibuj001
    @ibuj001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    11:21:
    Ultimate Custom Night players:*uncontrolablly sweating*

    • @flamefeather2665
      @flamefeather2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fnaf?
      That Dee Dee creature needs to explode

    • @megans7007
      @megans7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flamefeather2665 Omg! 😂😂

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Summoning animatronics in the room like a damn colleseum

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    12:25
    "The only thing he should host is a parasite."
    Venom: "It's free real estate."
    Also Venom: "Parasite?! APOLOGIZE!"

  • @annabalazs3210
    @annabalazs3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    SOVIET WOMBLE AND CYANIDE!
    SOVIET WOMBLE AND CYANIDE!
    OH. MY. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ik, it was a surprise to see mah lads Womble and Cyanide here

    • @kurtkan5566
      @kurtkan5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sovietwomble out here insulting dumbasses

    • @kurtkan5566
      @kurtkan5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didnt see Cynide tough can u add a timestamp

    • @annabalazs3210
      @annabalazs3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kurtkan5566 11:30

    • @kurtkan5566
      @kurtkan5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anna Balazs thank you kind sir/lady

  • @nateb866
    @nateb866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That was a actually pretty good Irish accent, Damien. You truly are a jack of all trades

    • @samduncan5506
      @samduncan5506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no no its fucking horrible if i ever heard that accent in irl i would fucking commit mass racial genocide against my fellow irish people to stop them from have to be accouated with that accent

    • @ceilidhgavin1364
      @ceilidhgavin1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samduncan5506 thank you, but also at least he tried

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @roboto6457
      @roboto6457 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sam duncan r/wooosh

  • @WONDERLAND6005
    @WONDERLAND6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:53: That might just be the greatest insult in human history

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:35 Moon: "If it weren't for me, your planet would be a barren wasteland like Mars!"

    • @darkdan2276
      @darkdan2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well not true what would rly happen is that most likely we'll all die because the earth will start increasing in speed and velocity making natural disasters like yourself to exist even tho not much people would be left lol. Oh yea tsunami's and hurricanes will appear a lot more often making America's favourite disasters to appear more. OH BOI America is gonna have a huge bonner for that.

    • @wellybonedindividual324
      @wellybonedindividual324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkdan2276 broski. Nobody asked you to say anything. Not a damn word. And you said too many damn words.

    • @darkdan2276
      @darkdan2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wellybonedindividual324 well tbh no one asked you to say anything. Not a damn word. Yet you still did the least you could've done is roast me.

    • @darkdan2276
      @darkdan2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wellybonedindividual324 but since that was your answer I guess you don't have enough amo yet.

    • @itz_ryugium3525
      @itz_ryugium3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys are all wrong.
      The main 3 things that would happen is, in the case that the moon was blown up, it could form a ring system like Saturn, also, it would make ocean tides a fuckton more boring, which could destroy the sport of surfing, and finally, the degree of tilt wouldn’t be stable, making the equator not always hot, and the poles not always cold. But this effect would be extremely slow, and in our lifetime, we wouldn’t notice anything different. But in 4,000 years, the world would be practically the opposite of what we are used to.

  • @pvrkermacmillan
    @pvrkermacmillan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “autistic-dave-strider” oh my god homestuck really does follow everywhere

  • @OracleAndi
    @OracleAndi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    A response to the coinkidink thing:
    "Stop being such a coinkidick."

    • @katie5291
      @katie5291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or it could of been at least I’m getting to see breasts everyday

  • @alexc4731
    @alexc4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Selling a villager their own carrots is just them paying you for harvesting their crops for them

    • @chaerry7161
      @chaerry7161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damnit, My mood had been killed. Stealing is fun

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Honest pay for honest work"

    • @Fem_Witch
      @Fem_Witch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't sell any crops, I just take them back home and plant them, then once they're grown I harvest them and then go back to the village with the crops and sell them

    • @spamrisk7784
      @spamrisk7784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just do what Thanos did
      Slaughter, then farm

  • @SchizoRetard
    @SchizoRetard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    4:20
    Says weed instead of wheat.
    Hey man u a, u a dealer

    • @killthesource4740
      @killthesource4740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ahhh you could have used 4:20.... you made me hate you like the girl in this video hates the moon

    • @SchizoRetard
      @SchizoRetard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’ll correct it

    • @SchizoRetard
      @SchizoRetard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can’t believe I missed that

    • @susanpeanut8589
      @susanpeanut8589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@killthesource4740 you really tried

    • @pudding8829
      @pudding8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

  • @BKKJunE
    @BKKJunE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I pilliage the village and sell back the weed at a profit" -EmKay 2019

  • @Paulgarra
    @Paulgarra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You started off good with the Irish accent and then went a little Scottish hello from Dublin 🇮🇪 wooden onesie lol 😂 haven’t heard that one before brilliant

    • @Paulgarra
      @Paulgarra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Online Stranger lol 😂

    • @Paulgarra
      @Paulgarra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Grogan hello

    • @breadstickfilms6269
      @breadstickfilms6269 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi from Galway

    • @Paulgarra
      @Paulgarra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave the memer hello I love Galway one of my favourite places in Ireland

  • @TheGeno28
    @TheGeno28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine a letter arriving at the police, with the text being cut-out newspaper letters glued together, and it reads:
    Please stop calling me the F*ckwad Stabber
    I am literally crying right now, please stop

  • @DrJekyll51
    @DrJekyll51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had to pause the video twice cuz I was laughing so hard! It's not just the posts but how you read em, the delivery is what makes it great

  • @thearsenalsystem5027
    @thearsenalsystem5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    8:58 "That got really deep."
    So did the cactus.

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Copied.

    • @thearsenalsystem5027
      @thearsenalsystem5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 Copied.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LordBaneThePlayer
      Who gives a crap. Unless the person who made it originally is getting crap for it, this guy isn’t taking more credit then him. Copied comments don’t fircking matter.

    • @tobybrown8967
      @tobybrown8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LucyWest370
      Who gives a crap. Unless the person who made it originally is getting crap for it, this guy isnt taking more credit than him. Copied comments dont fircking matter

    • @SorrysorrySorrysorrySORRY665
      @SorrysorrySorrysorrySORRY665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Toby Brown
      😂😂😂

  • @7saucecat
    @7saucecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    *People cursing at the moon*
    Moon: Protecting us from asteroids.
    ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )

  • @muscledgamer946
    @muscledgamer946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    6:31
    Shelby: All right, I'mma make a statement.
    *Wendy's has entered the lobby*

  • @xtonibx5770
    @xtonibx5770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:20 I had a substitute teacher once that looked exactly like Al as well.
    A lot of the kids pulled up a photo of Al on their chromebooks and casually worked on their math.
    The teacher was so confused but it was fucking hilarious

  • @pachiselare3595
    @pachiselare3595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just love how Damien cracks up at a simple sentence and dies from laughing.

    • @Conkel
      @Conkel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lopez VeR i see a fellow boudica bro.

  • @peterpott2535
    @peterpott2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:12 the way how he reads this sounds like a fusion between koy McCloud when he voices a slightly pissed rose and stewie griffin

  • @BappO-is-me
    @BappO-is-me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When you said “hey Sarah” Siri thought you were talking about her and opened up XD

    • @poopsniffer4436
      @poopsniffer4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one who sucks but she only recognizes your voice 🤔

  • @caitinjhnstn4868
    @caitinjhnstn4868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:58
    I don’t know why I had any expectations for that accent, but A* for effort
    Sincerely, an Irish viewer 🇮🇪

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Polyxeni Ferrell"
    *[Homestuck PTSD flashbacks]*

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ooohbopbopboppadoohwah lol just the name sounds super Homestuck Troll-y

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ooohbopbopboppadoohwah lmao omg me irl

  • @Zynet_Eseled
    @Zynet_Eseled 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first one had me laughing like a chimpanzee. That was the purest laughter I've ever had.

  • @downrightdom
    @downrightdom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    10:50, Homestuck. welp, that's me done for the day

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Homestuck.
      Weirdchamp

    • @eboykarkat5546
      @eboykarkat5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can’t fight the homestuck, man, let it happen

  • @xthanekennedyx2401
    @xthanekennedyx2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His laugh and commentary can make anyones day, thank you kind sir!

  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The "dating a prescription drug" had me rolling. Amazing!

  • @ewqwebabandoningship6026
    @ewqwebabandoningship6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:25 half of the movies budget was spent on catnip for the actors

  • @sarahschink9970
    @sarahschink9970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When it's 1 in the morning and you see a new emkay vid and you got school tomorrow

    • @Zestrayswede
      @Zestrayswede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You got school tomorrow, the fuck are you at? We still got like 1.5 weeks left.

    • @axelthesergal1997
      @axelthesergal1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think australia

    • @Devon-tc2sx
      @Devon-tc2sx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zestrayswede We have about 3 weeks left

    • @Zestrayswede
      @Zestrayswede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucky bastards.

    • @minecraftigry1
      @minecraftigry1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you from germany?

  • @missfiretower
    @missfiretower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Came for the posts, subscribed for the wonderful laugh that makes my soul happy and my skin clear. Thanks

  • @Creepsington
    @Creepsington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    why is this man so good at impressions? like the spongebob one was awesome

  • @someoneirrelevant6815
    @someoneirrelevant6815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Ultimate Face off:
    KSI’s Forehead VS Jacksfilms’ Forehead.

  • @mainmanmonty393
    @mainmanmonty393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:56 if that’s what GameStop paid me for curing cancer
    Done. That laugh creates life, this man creates world peace.

  • @notavailabletilltomorrow
    @notavailabletilltomorrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ah he doesn’t realize he’s encountered a homestuck

    • @ThePageOfSpace
      @ThePageOfSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one ever does

    • @impfreak
      @impfreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sadly

    • @xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx
      @xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we homestuck will rule the world in secret (also we need to spread the quadrants to other fandoms so the shipping is easier)

    • @TypicalUkraine_
      @TypicalUkraine_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx I think the quadrants are pretty cool.

    • @xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx
      @xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TypicalUkraine_ ja, it makes shipping of difficult to explain ships work- and i prefer using the quadrants when shipping because to me it's easier to understand

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:01
    That one actually made me pause video and go:
    "Ooh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
    and I think my Dad probably heard me downstairs, thinking: "What the hell is he doing?!"
    Holy sh*t. I'm wheezing!

    • @chrishansen1080
      @chrishansen1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For some reason i said to myself at least the k is quiet and high fived myself

  • @tonimasters7063
    @tonimasters7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok,so how our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, then why is it okay on Halloween like we literally knock on people's doors like "hello just dragged me inside".

  • @RoboVenturer
    @RoboVenturer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was not expecting SovietWomble to be in this, he’s one of my favorite TH-camrs
    2:35

  • @sirtchamp8033
    @sirtchamp8033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I get on my phone earlier so I can watch you without my parents knowing!

  • @lizardperson445
    @lizardperson445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Described 6:11 to my bro as 'someone with a bunch of face piercings and more tattoos than brain cells'

  • @ermelindaperez6974
    @ermelindaperez6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    when she said:
    "What in the name of social security stealing, Bee-Gee's listening, "get off my lawn" screaming, "may I speak to your manager" haircut-having, "pull up your pants young man" ridiculousness is this?"
    *i felt that.*

  • @crueller2365
    @crueller2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:31
    You know your done when an 8 year old fast food logo roasts you😭😂

  • @MrApple-mz9do
    @MrApple-mz9do 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:58 that attempt was so bad you have me nan rolling in her wooden onsie.
    but you nailed the "ahhh jayysus"

  • @chaos7879
    @chaos7879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me: *Exists*
    My Mother: I’m ruin this persons whole internet

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:58...came for a roast; witnessed a murder. Damn, dude; calm tf down. Who pissed in your Wheaties?

  • @cirquedutournesol
    @cirquedutournesol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My name is Zach and when I heard "Zach calm down who hurt you" I went "Everyone almost"

  • @funtimestudios803
    @funtimestudios803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whenever people insuly people for dark mode it hurts.
    I have an eye problem that is sensative to light, Dark mode kraps me from burbing my eyes out.

  • @AdrianL2805
    @AdrianL2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your Irish impression sounds like an Irish microwave.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, I was gonna say that "that _accent_ was a rare insult," but... dayum!

  • @interesting_tuna
    @interesting_tuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was eating cereal during 1:06 and spit it all over my screen. I’m dying.

  • @wdf_skar
    @wdf_skar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Aw Womble, though I would see you here, how’s the team killing going?

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Going about as good as commiting war crimes.

    • @mannfred1440
      @mannfred1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottbruckner4653 and not uploading!!!

  • @ender_proxy7016
    @ender_proxy7016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:18-7:45
    The voltron fandom wants to know your location

  • @ReapersKid07
    @ReapersKid07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Bruh, calm down"
    Emkay: emkay...

  • @Sai-mg2sc
    @Sai-mg2sc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bless you my dude🙂. Your videos literally put a smile on my face.
    Thank you.

  • @saladass2r479
    @saladass2r479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Why do this mans sound like joe from family??😂😂😂

    • @t.7934
      @t.7934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuq killer duck say

    • @trentonmatthews4472
      @trentonmatthews4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its why does damien sound like joe Swanson from family guy

    • @setMaddy
      @setMaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He spitting straight facts, you agree?

  • @sanderd8760
    @sanderd8760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I LOVE r/rareinsults, pleas do more EmKay!!