How could I possibly amalgamate this into something cursed? ... "I want an arachnophobic girlfriend." ... Welp, I think I pulled it off, what do you think?
@@the_druid870 I'll trust ya on that one, mate. I actually can't speak Welsh, but was genuinely impressed regardless. I only know English, a bit of German, a bit of Japanese and a small amount of Mandarin. Oh and a few curse words in Czech and Dutch. And I'm sure I butcher a lot of pronunciation lol.
As a fluent Welsh speaker, Damien trying to pronounce Welsh words sounds like someone trying to speak after getting their teeth pulled out and numbed with anesthesia. *Sorry, lol.*
That's a good one but I think "Now that I know that you exist, it really has changed my view on the world. Covid-19 wasn't really the worst part of 2020"
You struggle speaking english but you can speak welsh without a stutter....The welsh cant even speak welsh without having a seizure mid way. You win at life
vexile12 r/wooosh is for stupid people (like you) that don't understand a joke, comment or saying. You're the twelve year old kid who just discovered Reddit and the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "r/wooosh", because that's the only thing you know even though half the time it isn't even correctly used. Spelling errors don't equal an r/wooosh, you asinine juvenile.
2 weeks ago during Poli Sci class: Poli Sci Professor: If Mariah Carey wants to be considered a diva, then she needs to stop singing in a voice that can only be heard by dogs.
Rarest insult: I was at school, got someone with the circle thing, and his immediate, straight faced response was you're Unsircumsized, and I just broke down laughing
No, she came from that crappy toaster that was the aftermath of someone putting that in their bathtub because the owner of the toaster knew how terrible her music was gonna be. *THEN GOT OVERCOOKED.*
@@moon_vibes5933 I got the notif. _i saw what you said. Deleting your comment didn't help. And I'm not gonna respond from here on out because I don't want to start a war again you._
I'm too worried about ruining relationships to use this one, but someone else may be braver (or have more enemies): "You're skull's so thick there isn't enough room for a brain large enough to wrap around this simple concept."
"I wish that the next time you dip a biscuit in tea, it gets so soggy that a piece of it breaks off and falls into the cup" That was the meanest thing I have ever said to anyone
I got so upset at my ex once (whomst we were friends at that point) for constantly cancelling on plans to play fortnite when I said "You could have sent a text saying 'I dont want to come' or 'Im busy' so the words 'Its not you its me' actually have meaning."
Been saving "I hope you step on lego covered in razors and lemon juice you uncultured bowl of yogurt" for the right moment, but i'll share with the class.
The house fire woman's husband looks like dollar store David Spade. He's David Trowel. Edit: I managed to call David Spade, Kevin for some reason. No idea where I got Kevin from...
Well y'know, damien is kinda the dumb american stereotype. You talk about something that isn't american and he already has no idea and no interest about it.
My go-to insult used to be "a red wine stain on the snow white tablecloth of humanity", but now I refer to my enemies as "an overgrown black mold culture." After all, what is more insulting than discreetly saying "You are a toxic human being doomed to bring about the demise of everyone around you- including those you cherish dearly. Your mere presence is slowly poisoning them for the rest of their lives all because you had the grand idea to escape the mad scientist that had the misfortune of creating you."
Damien:
>Can't pronounce "available"
>Without hesitation makes an admirable attempt pronouncing three words in Welsh
xD
Lloxie Fox he god everything wrong
*got
Lloxie Fox time stamp?
shipwreck88 9:44
Mr Leaf in taking about the available
If most homophobes are secretly gay, does that mean arachnophobes are secretly giant spiders
Similarly as someone who loves gays I can say im secretly straight(dont tell anyone) And yes the spiders are all round us
How could I possibly amalgamate this into something cursed?
...
"I want an arachnophobic girlfriend."
...
Welp, I think I pulled it off, what do you think?
Ninja Penguin, WELL - With that logic I‘m a wasp - not sure if it‘s an actual phobia of mine but I like them less than the current US President! 😂
Me, an arachnophobe: If I'm a spider. . . . . I'm gonna need a rope and a tree.
@@justnobody5527 (whispers into shirt collar) Cover blown.
Damien is growing more powerful by the minute.
3 months ago he struggled with big words in English. Now my dude's going beast mode in Welsh.
TrashDeviant he just didn’t get the *dd*s right
@@the_druid870 I'll trust ya on that one, mate. I actually can't speak Welsh, but was genuinely impressed regardless. I only know English, a bit of German, a bit of Japanese and a small amount of Mandarin. Oh and a few curse words in Czech and Dutch. And I'm sure I butcher a lot of pronunciation lol.
@@the_druid870 He tried his best, unlike your parents when they concieved you.
TrashDeviant llongyfarchiadau
@@siontopps4375 Google Translate:
Diolch
"You're as entertaining as gonorrhea"
I'm adding that to the lists.
He may as well have?, butThats implying his parents bought him any of that... add that too
and i remember straightening slinkies as a kid.... am i a bad guy?
11:50
2nd comment username block look like a straight up dong
Casual Cookies yes
Casual Cookies the observer
Damien low-key dropped a rare insult "oh dude you're about as entertaining as gonorrhea" damn dude
@@lorichenoweth4481 Sandler is awesome.
The guy judging the stop motion probably sits on the urinal while they Pee
I wish I even remotely had the ability to create insults like these
just use "i want no chop down your family tree" works every time
You can use "you are dumber than a door"
Dude i love that 70's show
Entreat them to tapdance on a landmine.
It takes years of dedacation to learn
Petition for a Damien laugh track on sitcoms
Okay, so I don't normally like laugh tracks, but this made me giggle out loud.
God yes
I second this motion! 😀
@@paincreatesfame ayy tøp pfp
@@anthnylder8136 aayyyyy
Damien: welcome back to emkay
Me: *_my name is Zach_*
Damien: _my name is damien_
*namien
I do the exact same thing but backwards
just to spite you
As a fluent Welsh speaker, Damien trying to pronounce Welsh words sounds like someone trying to speak after getting their teeth pulled out and numbed with anesthesia.
*Sorry, lol.*
Im also a fluent (if rusty) welsh speaker, nd it sounded like when my grandad had a stroke reading some newspaper
JESUS CHRIST YOU KILLED HIM.
Perfect
Perfection
So it sounds like welsh then?
"If you were a machine you'd be the equivalent of a fidget spinner"
I’m going to use this one
"You're not poop, you are the entire chimpanzee excretion system"
First try tho
That's a good one but I think
"Now that I know that you exist, it really has changed my view on the world.
Covid-19 wasn't really the worst part of 2020"
Ok Boomer But It's a Cat That is amazing. I’m using that
"If you were a computer, your operational sistem would be Windows Vista"
2:47
Damien actually says a swear in a video. The look of shock in every Karen's eyes is jarring.
Loud Gasp**
Society is crumbling
I know
I just kind of went 😮 and then didn't care
oof
Last time I was this early my girlfriend sighed and I cried a little
General Grievous r/commentawards
Is at 69 dont ruined it
Hello there
If you're gonna rush, might as well be overkill
I wanna like but it’s at 69 😂
Damien: "And then the laugh track kicks in," *starts laughing purely*
We need to make a petition to replace every sitcom laugh with Damien's.
i'd sign it lol
@@krisjinstark4843 Hell yeah!
He really does have such a great laugh. Dadcore
0:29 this guy still asks his mom to check if there are monsters under his bed
7:20 is my favorite insult. "You're about as entertaining as gonorrhea."
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
yes
Too many times
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
Do you ever look at a comment and wish you typed that?
You struggle speaking english but you can speak welsh without a stutter....The welsh cant even speak welsh without having a seizure mid way. You win at life
That’s not even wrong lmao I’m Welsh
As a Welsh person, can confirm.
I stutter all the time when speaking welsh and I’ve known how to speak it since birth
Soeak? Probably an r/whoosh but i think you mean speak
vexile12 r/wooosh is for stupid people (like you) that don't understand a joke, comment or saying. You're the twelve year old kid who just discovered Reddit and the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "r/wooosh", because that's the only thing you know even though half the time it isn't even correctly used. Spelling errors don't equal an r/wooosh, you asinine juvenile.
10:38
THAT GUYS PROFILE PIC THO
HE'S AN INTELLECTUAL
DURURURURURURUUUM
2 weeks ago during Poli Sci class:
Poli Sci Professor: If Mariah Carey wants to be considered a diva, then she needs to stop singing in a voice that can only be heard by dogs.
Exkii
oof
OUCH.
Rarest insult: I was at school, got someone with the circle thing, and his immediate, straight faced response was you're Unsircumsized, and I just broke down laughing
Learn how to spell you bowl of noodles
(Sorry, I had to)
@@Moo-2310 "you bowl of noodles" nice rare insult you over ripe banana
@@J4CK_O_L4NTERN Shut up you overcooked waffle
PLACE YA BETS WHOS GONNA WIN THIS INSULT FIGHT
@@lildoggo7289 1. I hate noodles
2. I'm a girl
0:00
"so, uh, long neck huh? that's... neat."
"Yeah. yeah it's real neat if you like having your food take an HOUR to reach your stomach."
Dorkly? From "Pokemon meet their Alola version"?
whenever im sad i remind myself that the Welsh word for microwave is poppity ping and i feel happier
it's _popty ping_ my good sir
It says meicrodon
I put my dog in the poppity ping
Gordon would say he's overcooked but at least he's not raw. Then he would scream
Me a Welsh citizen AGREES ITS A KEYBOARD SMASH OF A LANGUAGE 9:43
When my mom wanted a dog I looked at her and said, “If I can kick it over the Fence then it ain’t a dog.” She never bought a dog 🤷♂️
“Doesn’t she look like N air pod?”
Don’t worry, she ranted about how she agrees
@You'reNotFirst your joke lacks flavour
Damien sounds like one of those voice over guys after he got a glow up
lmao
oof
oof
Oof
Oaf
It's official: Billie Eillish came from a microwave.
Shinu 😂😂😂
Someone needs to put her back.
She's clearly not done yet!
No, she came from that crappy toaster that was the aftermath of someone putting that in their bathtub because the owner of the toaster knew how terrible her music was gonna be.
*THEN GOT OVERCOOKED.*
oop
Word: Fictional
Damian: *Ficti-tional*
I still love you though, no homo.
You look like the mask from aka manto
That neck guy looks like he lost count when he was picking out his vertebrae.
Speech 100
"eats popcorn with a spoon"
Hey now... I like my seasoning toppings, that spoon keeps that stuff where it belongs and out of my arrow keys!
Sir this is my backyard. Please go away
_what're you doing fingering your arrow keys?_
@@spartanwar1185 up up down down left right left right CTRL ALT CTRL ALT F4.
I was just called a Teaboo and i don’t know how to feel
THAT'S AMAZING, oh my God. So using that
Yo
With your hands?
James Miller w d y m
@@janetmissjacksonifyourenas2904 He said "I don't know how to feel" With your hands. Haha? I know, dumb joke.
0:54
girl watch out emkays about to roast you!
oh no she’s an airpod
@@ekser5737, Headpod
Headair
10:44 geez I didn’t know diavolo used doppios profile picture on the internet too
I’m a feral baby most of the time on that server
4:39 did damien transform into peter griffin when he read that
*Safety Doggo has visited this video,like for protection.*
No. Gotta put him down.
SAFTEY DOGGO BE FREE DON'T LET CLUMSY PETNAP YOU
_thank you, safety doggo_
BotBox Bot
Dude. Who crapped on your corndog?
I wish my mom and dad had protection
"I dont know the name" he said about Madrid, capital of Spain lmfaooo
I’ve never thought I’d say this about a male but ur pretty
you look like you would be in a meme from 2006
@@thesleeperpick9784 a. Thats my birth year and b. Nice roast
*Rare insults are the best insults.*
0:40 holdup the bar at the bottom of the newscast says “sexist air conditioning”
the news had their amazon connected to the title
0:20 Thomas had never seen such bullsh*t before
Hit to close to home?
I cannot eat while watching these. I'll choke on a chicken nugget, then die. But dang it, am I hungry. Oh well, here I go.
Thank god
New phone who dis?
Nobody asked
Ya Girl nobody asked for your reply to a 2 month old comment, dumbass
Uh, OP? U still alive?
as a Bob Ross stan I laughed so hard at the Bob Ross one that I spilled my tea everywhere
As a British man I and many others class spilling tea heresy!
This man really say "Fictitional"? 4:02
Tit
@@minxminx bruh this man is too yung to be alive, u unborn fetus
Crash Bandicoot r/rareinsults
@@Onirii ni
@@Onirii no*
7:19 “dude... you’re about as entertaining as gonorrhea”
7:20 that is in and of itself a rare insult
Thank you Damien, lord of laughter
madrid? as in the spanish city, madrid? Damien i think you're great my dude but come on
I bet your dad spanks you when you got 2nd place on spelling bee competition
@@solidzex8627 mate the fuck has spelling got to do with this? this is just basic geography
@@0ceanSauc3 Considering the fact this is a rare insults video I am nearly certain Solid Zex was making a joke
Ben Shapiro DESTROYED my Pokemon with FACTS and LOGIC
i died at the Walmart version of Mia khalifa 😂
I swear if I see "Just some random guy without a mustache" here I'm going to scream-
Just some random guy with a mustache
0:27 he looks like Keanu Reeves after quarantine and then made apology video about eating his dog.....
"why she lookin' like an airpod?" LMAO that one got me
Petition to replace all classic laugh tracks with Damien’s laugh
1:22
That isn't a rare insult that's
R/oddlyspecific
r/foundthemobileuser
oh and also r/ihavereddit for the both of us
@RandomCommentator that's what I expected from a Reddit user
4:40 everytime i see something like this i question my ability to kill.
I think I have a pretty decent insult: There's so much space between your braincells, they could practice social distancing. use as you see fit XD
New law: Your insults have to be rare for them to be taken seriously.
7:38 HOW THE [Redacted] IS THIS CHICK ON THE RIGHT ALIVE she be looking like a vary dangerous scp if you disagree with her fashion
I assumed this was a week ago like everything else I watch, but.. Eh.. Within the same hour. Cool.
10:50. Pete Davidson looks like Ellen and Steve Buscemi had a baby.
11:00 Looks like I tried to dye my hair blonde and died in the process.
you can't do that someone already made a beetlejuice joke
@@davenotstaine5646 but i AM him. how can i not make a joke about myself
@@possums154 the joke was taken. sorry m8.
@@davenotstaine5646 well fuck
The man who kicked the dog should have received a public beating from a bunch of angry body builders
@SunnyV hmm , good idea
@SunnyV why not both
" 8:23
Reddit: report this suggestion?
Me: yes
Reddit: why?
Me: I'm in the picture and I don't like it
-not really me but you get the idea-
'Gwyddorau Cymdeithasol a Meddygol'
Pronounced (I think):
"Gewthorai, cymdeethisol a methygol"
9:46
9:47 - the way to say it is 'gwith-tho-reye coom-deyeth-asol ah methyeegol' lmaooo
9:39 I have never heard a more accurate description of our language in my life
Love this channel. Makes my day.
So he can pronounce random welsh yet he can’t pronounce simple SIMPLE words
What problem do you have with that
*_I thought the title said “r/ Rare-In-Suits-“_*
-I’m stupid.-
Can
Can someone make that please
How the hell did you see "r/ Rare-In-Suits" you lime that everybody thinks is a weird lemon
@@J4CK_O_L4NTERN Bruh your username is as long as fucking 2020 like jesus...
@@moon_vibes5933 *oh, you haven't seen the people that have that copy paste name that's literally as long as a long comment then.*
@@moon_vibes5933 I got the notif. _i saw what you said. Deleting your comment didn't help. And I'm not gonna respond from here on out because I don't want to start a war again you._
10:38 it feels so surreal listening Damian read one of the many cursed ass texts I’ve made.
Congrats once again AwardyMcCursedface
BroF ey Dad
@@soulthesassyassassin3616 hello kiddo
I'm too worried about ruining relationships to use this one, but someone else may be braver (or have more enemies):
"You're skull's so thick there isn't enough room for a brain large enough to wrap around this simple concept."
"I wish that the next time you dip a biscuit in tea, it gets so soggy that a piece of it breaks off and falls into the cup"
That was the meanest thing I have ever said to anyone
DON'T BE THAT MUCH OF A MAD LAD
@@jotaroknight8312 *YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!!*
Confirmed: British.
@@mercenarychef9465 Totally not a Polish guy that realy likes British stereotypes. Totalnie legitny Brytyjczyk
That's me
Cardi b makes music for people who failed poetry class
*Grapes?*
*The 10,958 people subscribed to me are all from grapes..*
Im eating red grapes at this moment
I got so upset at my ex once (whomst we were friends at that point) for constantly cancelling on plans to play fortnite when I said "You could have sent a text saying 'I dont want to come' or 'Im busy' so the words 'Its not you its me' actually have meaning."
Been saving "I hope you step on lego covered in razors and lemon juice you uncultured bowl of yogurt" for the right moment, but i'll share with the class.
7:37 I didn’t know Gargoyles could come out during the day let alone drive
The house fire woman's husband looks like dollar store David Spade. He's David Trowel.
Edit: I managed to call David Spade, Kevin for some reason. No idea where I got Kevin from...
I couldn't find Kevin Spade on google, so I'm assuming you mean David Spade?
@@nowosa6161 Oh my God yes I do... Where the actual fuck did I get Kevin from..? 😆
@@archgirl you probably thought of Kevin Spacey. Spacey and Spade, Understandable.
@@frostybread2731 It's possible, subconsciously, definitely. 🤷♀️
Fun welsh fact: they really where the first people to go to America
I thought those were the vikings?
@@leanykakicsi6152 no we are more civilised vanthem sorry for gramer
depresed gamer sorry but I don’t understand your response. The vikings were first, the welsh being second is still cool.
@@leanykakicsi6152 ok you win
9:38
As a Welsh person,
I dont know where this was supposed to go I know like 6 words in Welsh
EmKay: The AirPod girl has had enough
AirPod Girl: WhOs ReAdY tO uSe Me?!
8:20 My name is actually Lindsey and even though that post is not directed at me at all I still felt attacked when Damien read it...
"And then the laugh track kicks in..." (which Damien himself then provides!) =oD XoP
You will surpass GioFilms. I trust in you! I think that a big boost was given by your laugh!!!
Howabout: “you low-quality cashgrab”
The first roast of the video already had me dying💀
Banger I'm a new sub!!! Your laugh makes my day!!
5:53 if he can kick a dog 15 ft in the air, imagine what he can do with a football 🏈.
Chicago bears better go sign him real quick
Why do you sound like you've never heard of Madrid, the biggest city and capital of Spain?
He's American.
Right? How embarrassing.
He's the type of person to not know the capitals and major cities of other countries.
Well y'know, damien is kinda the dumb american stereotype. You talk about something that isn't american and he already has no idea and no interest about it.
@ECSP oh no, the dumb american stereotype isn't the dumbest someone can be. It's actually pretty mild compared to what's out there
I'm curious to know if there's an r/Rarecompliments because Damien's voice is like a delicious ham sandwich for my ears.
5:10 I’ve heard people describe the Fiat Multipla a lot worse than a ‘disabled dolphin submarine’...
9:17 "I have no idea who that's supposed to be." It's Bruce Jenner, Boi.
The house fires were caused by the girls cousin, he’s mad she got married and isn’t with him... her cousin...
Damien forgot to censor himself at 2:47 🤦🏻♂️
They should make Damien's laugh the official laugh track of every movie.
I feel like you could easily call this Creative Insults and nothing would change. These are amazing!
5:28 they look like they're holding hands behind that flag tho
Unknown Identity that’s... surprisingly accurate
The first one in the intro is God tear
No
Bruh so early no notification yet
yea
@@frogs7466 I still haven't...
Amrovalanche did ya get it yet?
@@sharkie9975 bruh nope but I just finished the latest ep
My go-to insult used to be "a red wine stain on the snow white tablecloth of humanity", but now I refer to my enemies as "an overgrown black mold culture." After all, what is more insulting than discreetly saying "You are a toxic human being doomed to bring about the demise of everyone around you- including those you cherish dearly. Your mere presence is slowly poisoning them for the rest of their lives all because you had the grand idea to escape the mad scientist that had the misfortune of creating you."
Ngl that "you're about as entertaining as gonorrhea" line got me good