The animals cuddling are prairie dogs :) Also, normally you wouldn’t donate blood so often but that guy was a special case. If I remember the article correctly he had an incredibly rare blood type and volunteered because it’s so hard to get it for transfusions.
Cactus Cat yeah I kinda tripped on that too. Especially since they live in hole networks with a herd. I searched and they can be kept as pets but should have a companion and need a ton of handling or they can become aggressive (if you can imagine a crazy prairie dog lol)
Maybe he accidentally skiped the mision,due to controversy they added the option of skip the mision and it wasnt going to affect your progress on the game at all. In some versions the mision is censored 100%,not even mentioned at all. Or maybe he didnt play the game at all
@@gideone9802 It depends, I'd say that you're dumb if you know less than you should and don't learn from your lack of knowledge. Damien without a doubt is dumb, he's old enough to have been educated and should know better. You might not have learned this in school yet, since you never had a chance to learn then you're not dumb. Unless you had the chance to learn.
Therapist: Gorefield doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Guy named Jon: I know but, I just can't get over it Therapist: Well, I'm sorry Jon Guy named Jon: *Screaming intensifies*
The shooting scene is from the mission “No Russian” from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It is an important plot point, as you are only there to spy on the other two men, but in order to be able to do this, you have to get past this scene. You can choose whether or not to partake in the atrocity: you can complete this mission without ever firing a bullet. But you cannot prevent the others from doing it, or you fail the mission. Sorry, did I say too much?
That Mission caused so much controversy when MW2 came out that they put in the option to skip it entirely. EDIT: I misremembered, it was removed in Russian versions, changed in Germany and Japan and the game always had the option to skip it.
Jade Vargas I remember this...I was there, though no one remembers me because I was too scared to watch...I feel like I’ll be next...I mean now that Bobby is gone IM the most expendable!
That “people living in the moment” meme was from COD Modern Warfare 2 mission: No Russian. The player, who is undercover, has to, with the main antagonist, murder an entire airport of civilians. However, the mission *can* be disabled if you don’t want to experience that... which is good.
Yes, the misconception that humans don't regenerate blood or braincells. Why can we regenerate hair, skin, bone and more, but not blood for some reason? Such random limitation. (We can regenerate slowly, so you won't be growing a new arm if you lost one).
Somebody once sold me, A creep now owns me, Please help me I’m locked up in his shed~ I’ll give you his address, Just please come ASAP! Don’t know how long I can hold my breath...
@@junienet I know they could go into the unknown of the labyrinth of hentai in the internet it's better not activated their switches Although the advantage of that is they won't get wins and will stop playing cause of how "crap" the game and focus on good ol' hentai
That scene you were asking about? It’s a mission called “No Russian” from the campaign of Modern Warfare 2, and it is a pivotal moment in the storyline of the game/series.
5:38 That's "No Russian", the first level of COD: Modern Warfare 2 where you shoot up a airport. It's one of the most controversial levels in videogame history.
Yeah and when I played modern warfare 2 it asked me if I wanted to skip it but I played it anyway and liked it then there was another airport level after it but this one was so lifelike it felt like I was actually shooting up an airport and after I finished it I was robbing a bank and it was also lifelike
Damien. FYI your blood comes back. If I remember right your brown marrow grows and replenishes you’re blood. Your blood ain’t finite my friend so don’t be afraid
5:44 the game is Cod:Modern Warfare 2, is from the mision called "No Russian" and it is a controversial mision. In the level, the player controls Joseph Allen, an undercover cia agent who participates in a mass shooting(killing literally just inocents, but some police almost at the end of the mision too) at a Moscow airport to gain the trust of a Russian terrorist group. The leader of the terrorists, Vladimir Makarov, tells his co-conspirators, "Remember, no Russian", implying that speaking Russian would reveal their ethnic origins and affiliation to the Russian ultranationalists. At the end of the level, Makarov kills Allen and reveals that he intended for Russian officials to find Allen's body and believe that the attack was instigated by the United States. The level itself is preceded by a warning that the level contains "disturbing content which may offend some players". It also instructs that the level is entirely optional. In some countrys the level got 100% censored.
Hello Nobody nope lungs I’m pretty sure almost 70% comes from your lungs www.sciencealert.com/an-unexpected-new-lung-function-has-been-discovered-and-it-could-disrupt-decades-of-scientific-thought
1:31 Context: He donated so much of his blood because his unusual blood plasma composition is a treatment for Rhesus disease, which is a medical condition in women that causes the immune system to attack the unborn fetus.
somebody once sold me, this creep is gonna own me, someone help, I'm locked up in his shed!~ he was looking really scary, his name is harry, i don't want to be here, please help me!~ best song of the year.
The dolls are representing Kids/Babies with special needs. Some kids with certain disabilities don't understand that they can hurt animals and end up loving them so much they squish them.
"No Russian" One of the most controversial game missions to ever make it past the storyboard and into the public. I've not played the older CoD games (i.e. before Ghosts/BO3) but I understand that in this mission, you massacre an airport of innocent, defenseless Russian civilians in cold blood. I only know of 1 other game mission that can compete with "No Russian" for controversy. Not sure the name of the game it's from but you lead a strike force through a desert, you come across a small town/village and have no info on whether it's an enemy military settlement or a civilian one. You have a choice to proceed with the mission as is or call a napalm strike on the settlement. If you call the napalm strike, you find out that it was civilian (I'm pretty sure it's civilian either way). Melted flesh, scorched bones, decimated buildings still on fire, all for nothing. IIRC some gamers legitimately got PTSD (a toned-down variant since it's not real but, you know) when they realized what they'd done.
1:57 I played Friday the 13. The game: My results: The More parts you cut off, the body will run out of blood faster. But there was no one left to approve it.
The main character in the terrorist scene is shooting an airport in Moscow, but to save millions, because the view of the character you're seeing from is a guy from the CIA, who plans to overthrow/kill the leader of the four-man squad. But they already knew that he was a double-agent, and killed him. Afterwards, the Russian police saw the dead body of the agent, and thus Russia went into a world war with America. Long story short top secret plan to kill/overthrow a terrorist failed and the world has a third world war. *Grammar
1:56 This is why there are, for lack of a better term, "cooldown" between when you can donate blood. These breaks are for the body to replenish the lost blood. Your body replenishes this blood in the bone marrow, where red blood cells are made.
@@Broly_TheMetroidFan No? It's correct. I would like to believe that that is a false statement sounds normal. But "I would like to believe that is a false statement" sounds weird.
Coffins: **Exist**
Earthquake: *Buenos Dias, Fuckboi!*
Cyanide voice "Buenos Dias Pendejos"
ꌚꁲꀯꌅꂑꄞꂑꌚꈼꌚ ꂵꐇꌚꋖ ꋰꈼ ꌚꁲꀯꌅꂑꄞꂑꈼꂠ
Friendly Insurgent Passin Through the i in boy ruined it indefinitely
Y e s
Gamania GV ꓄ꎇꀤꌚ꓄ꀍꀤꌚ꒒ꍏꈤꁅꀎꍏꁅꏂ
The animals cuddling are prairie dogs :)
Also, normally you wouldn’t donate blood so often but that guy was a special case. If I remember the article correctly he had an incredibly rare blood type and volunteered because it’s so hard to get it for transfusions.
RH-NULL. "The Golden Blood"
I though so, but I honestly didn’t think prairie dogs could be pets.
Haziel Soberal it’s worth it’s weight in gold, each drop is like an ounce of gold, right?
Cactus Cat yeah I kinda tripped on that too. Especially since they live in hole networks with a herd. I searched and they can be kept as pets but should have a companion and need a ton of handling or they can become aggressive (if you can imagine a crazy prairie dog lol)
@@LerzBerz333 yep. Well kind of lol.
My name is Jonathan but people call me John for short. Yes, I would love to sit on Garfield couch.
good. bring the lasagna. garfield couch is hungry
@@EmKay hehehe can i join? Ill bring more;)
@@daniel.c4045 😳😳😳
@@EmKay :0
EmKay we need at least 3 people I’ll join in
Damien: “I have a Garfield onesie”
Me after seeing the “sit on me” cursed comment: *wear me, john*
where is that meaty lasagna, John?
I want YOU for cursed comments
@@manstandinginthecorner5836 Me?
@@Adam-oh3vu yes YOU
@@manstandinginthecorner5836 Thanks, I have a dirty mind.
Damien: **Sorry to all the Jons out there**
Someone named Jon: **Oh don’t worry about it, I’m into that sh*t**
6
7
6
(•).
(•).
Get over here Jon
Shaun Swofford “sit in mah chair”
;|
How does Damien not know about "no Russian"
It's from CoD MW2 campaign
August Moore MW2 my parents got mad when I was playing it
Elite Gamer Max that’s why you drug them first
Maybe he accidentally skiped the mision,due to controversy they added the option of skip the mision and it wasnt going to affect your progress on the game at all. In some versions the mision is censored 100%,not even mentioned at all.
Or maybe he didnt play the game at all
Mw2
Yes thank you. I don't even play COD but I knew where that was from lol
"wouldn't you run out of blood tho"
statement of the YEAR.
I remember that from last year
@@c0linm0rris0n same. it feels like forever ago now.
Bones produces blood
@@c0linm0rris0n You mean last decade?
You literally cant donate every week, at leasy where i live, you must wait 8 weeks before donating again. As far as i know, looks fake
Me in the Canadian military during an armored convoy: *gives a moose food*
Hahaha
Very useful
nice
That's wholesome
Tell all your soldiers to feed the moose. You will have a force of nature on your side
Unpopular opinion: People like Emkay have made cursed comments even more cursed.
"Unpopular" 2 days and gains 100 likes
10:40 today's loss is tomorrow's sause
I mean.... kinda yeah
@@galaxyace686 657 now
Sh*t they're on to us
The cute critters that were "too large to be hamsters," are prairie dogs.
I thought they were chipmunks 😂
Tsaghira I was looking for this comment. I was like “prairie dogs!”
I wanted to check to make sure nobody answered it before I posted it too. Cute little grabby hands, but so many holes in the ground.
is that legal?
(edit: to keep them as pets?)
Wait aren't they lemmings?
TH-cam: *forces TH-camrs to censor guns*
Also TH-cam: Hey look at this ad with GUNS
Don't forget the tiddies
Benedings the ads are based on your history....................
This why you gotta delete your history
@@hexvitaminddeficiency9690 he never said he didnt like it, just that it was unfair youtubers cant do it too
@@hexvitaminddeficiency9690 Just a disclaimer mr Hex, there's a thing where you can have non-personalized ads
“Coffins are natural maracas”
Smort'nt
Ah yes natures most elusive species the coffin
It's on 69 and I am gonna make it 70
@Mikoss V hehe lel
@@ddangerx YOURE GOING TO BRAZIL
Now lets put coffins on sticks above the ground and done
8:38
"When you walk in on a cowgirl-"
Excuse me
_What._
He needs to explain why he said that
Now we know what his fantasy kink is
@@lukes4110
... Oh
i love his little “ahaha” noise. it’s so adorable.
Shelby Patton welcome to the fan club 👌
This post brought to you by the 'ah Ha hah' gang
Eyo wagwan fam Wots ur bbm pin he’ll yea
Eyo wagwan fam Wots ur bbm pin sorry hell
Sev Fett yesssss
4:37
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I murdered seven kids in a shed
Hi another WILLIAM VINCENT AFTON
@@HerahKobayashi THAT WAS LITERALLY MY THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS
*the man behind the slaughtering intestifies*
Only 7? That aint nothing
@@__MeowBerry_ you mean all UCN
5:56
EmKay: What game is this from?
Me, an intellectual: The game called American life
@@Plooooof I believe this is an r/whoosh moment here
@@firegames4361 my guy deleted his comment lmao
Take my like and get outta here.
um actually it’s called cod (r/woosh me please)
@@brookedavidbacay1957 N O
Damien: "ah haha"
Me: "Now don't start that again"
We need more
"wouldn't you run out of blood though?"
Oh, Damien.
Yeah you you can never run out of blood. I take buckets full of blood. But they just scream who’s blood is this.
Am I dumb if I thought that, too?
@@gideone9802
It depends, I'd say that you're dumb if you know less than you should and don't learn from your lack of knowledge.
Damien without a doubt is dumb, he's old enough to have been educated and should know better.
You might not have learned this in school yet, since you never had a chance to learn then you're not dumb. Unless you had the chance to learn.
?_?
Damien clearly never watched Saw V.. where they gave plenty of information about the human body and blood.
"Son what are you doing for a living?" "I read other people's jokes and then laugh stupidly about myself."
Damien: "Wouldn't you run out of blood though?"
Everyone with a IQ above room temperature: *Smort'nt*
run not ruin
@@AncientPotato-bk1sy Thanks, I didn't notice that.
Damien who uses kelvin 🤯 *the explosion is his brain*
*bone marrow*
@@ryanpenner9950 this comment will be the humans will evolve faster
Therapist: Gorefield doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Guy named Jon: I know but, I just can't get over it
Therapist: Well, I'm sorry Jon
Guy named Jon: *Screaming intensifies*
SCP 3166 baby
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
._(°Д°」∠)_
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@EmKay lol its him
"Stuff me with lasagna, Jon."
Jon: *Grabs flamethrower*
God: John? GET THE BOAT!
Noah, get the entire f***king Death Star
Me: *On snowy planet* Haha, losers.
*Camera zooms out to show Starkiller base*
What happens when he has to shit?
Garfield couch: “sit on me, Jon”
Garfield onesie: “wear me, Jon”
Garfield plate: “eat off me, Jon”
Garfield gum: “Chew me, Jon”
Garfield lollipop: “suck me, Jon”
Rioley Solas its jon in the show, movie, and comic
@@Golden4156 it's spelt jon
@@avianclownfusion5767 no u
Gorefield: "Im sorry, Jon"
Yes the lollipop is da pp
5:41 That’s the mission “No Russian” from Modern Warfare 2. The best part of the mission is the sheer amount of civilians you kill.
funniest thing is in the german version, killing civilains would end the mission. you can only kill once the cops come in
@@verkcuos wait, really?
@@jamesfilyawDigginGabe yea
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The shooting scene is from the mission “No Russian” from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It is an important plot point, as you are only there to spy on the other two men, but in order to be able to do this, you have to get past this scene. You can choose whether or not to partake in the atrocity: you can complete this mission without ever firing a bullet. But you cannot prevent the others from doing it, or you fail the mission.
Sorry, did I say too much?
I know nothing of this game but I'm very intrigued by this, thank you for sharing
I thought it was from modern warfare 3
Much sad in this mission
That Mission caused so much controversy when MW2 came out that they put in the option to skip it entirely.
EDIT: I misremembered, it was removed in Russian versions, changed in Germany and Japan and the game always had the option to skip it.
@@sirapple589
Wasn't it already an option before the controversy?
"It's time to sacrifice Bobby to Satan"
I knew a Bobby...he mysteriously disappeared after a sleepover with some of his friends though.... 🤔
Jade Vargas I remember this...I was there, though no one remembers me because I was too scared to watch...I feel like I’ll be next...I mean now that Bobby is gone IM the most expendable!
You better watch out!
_You better watch out!_
*_You better watch out!_*
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick!
No please I beg
They make an exception for gaming
Suckle was said WAYYY to many times for me to be ok with this video
How many times it said suckle ^ Like Flower Taylor’s comment
Suckle
what is the limit of suckle. we will take this into account for future video content on emkay dot com
@@EmKay r/honeyf******
What, you can't handle the SUCC?
Using Damien’s logic of what qualifies as a “sauce”, then by that same logic, melted ice cream is also a sauce.
of course it is a sauce what else do you think rule34 has up there
@@Felix-hc4lh *excuse me*
*R E P E A T*
It... is?
Affirmative.
So I like two sauces. Okay.
EmKay: Coffins are nature's marakas.
Rattle Snakes: Am I a joke to you?
But the coffins aren't natural
Yes
@@voicelessscooby They are if they're made from wood.
@@cfruge444 By your logic everything is natural since everything is made from something that you can find in nature.
*m y n a m i e n i s d a m i e n*
Stfu
REXO no
YES
M y d a m e i s N a m i e n
Ethan_Hess_21 _hmm_
That “people living in the moment” meme was from COD Modern Warfare 2 mission: No Russian. The player, who is undercover, has to, with the main antagonist, murder an entire airport of civilians. However, the mission *can* be disabled if you don’t want to experience that... which is good.
And you can not kill the civilians, you're also able to shoot the other terrorists lmfao
awww they have little bitch mode too
Damien: *laughs*
The entire internet: *happiness noise*
“Wouldnt you run out of blood?” Welp that should go on r/facepalm
Yes, the misconception that humans don't regenerate blood or braincells. Why can we regenerate hair, skin, bone and more, but not blood for some reason? Such random limitation. (We can regenerate slowly, so you won't be growing a new arm if you lost one).
@@Liggliluff yet we can form a live human inside of us, but a arm is just too much
Sometimes I think he does the dumb dumb on purpose.... Just to see the comment section explode 🤔
Still love you Damien ahaha...
You actually could theoretically run out of blood if too much was taken out at once
@@LiggliluffI think their misconception was more "wouldn't it not regenerate fast enough" rather than not regenerating at all
My brother is confused like he said “is his name Zach or Damien?”
Golden James me too
So frickin confused
Dexrex Gaming YT
There are two people who do voiceovers for the channel. Damien and Zach. They each have their own channels as well.
@@GryphonTrainer basically
It's easy to tell by their laugh. Damien's laugh is more of a giggle wheeze; and Zack's is like a girly giggle.
Somebody once sold me,
A creep now owns me,
Please help me I’m locked up in his shed~
I’ll give you his address,
Just please come ASAP!
Don’t know how long I can hold my breath...
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
@@junienet please
There fortnite kids here
@@ruvthebassman8706 fortnite gay
@@junienet I know they could go into the unknown of the labyrinth of hentai in the internet it's better not activated their switches
Although the advantage of that is they won't get wins and will stop playing cause of how "crap" the game and focus on good ol' hentai
*_7:40_**_- I love how you specifically called him "Richard"_*
7:43*
That scene you were asking about? It’s a mission called “No Russian” from the campaign of Modern Warfare 2, and it is a pivotal moment in the storyline of the game/series.
5:38 That's "No Russian", the first level of COD: Modern Warfare 2 where you shoot up a airport. It's one of the most controversial levels in videogame history.
Yeah and when I played modern warfare 2 it asked me if I wanted to skip it but I played it anyway and liked it then there was another airport level after it but this one was so lifelike it felt like I was actually shooting up an airport and after I finished it I was robbing a bank and it was also lifelike
That wasn't the first level at all Smh
Yup
Garfield: "Put your body in me, Damien"
Police? Yep, this comment right here.
Garfield: please be gentle Damien
@Anja Kokanovic that's what she said.
@Anja Kokanovic XD thanks.
1:17
"Hopefully you brought some lasagna John"
"And while your at it gimme that cake"
Death doesn't seem so bad if we become maracas
Call them dead beats
To me it was never bad
David Gendron We meet again pink rathian scale....
Graveyards just become Mexican fiestas.
“a-ah senpai s-stop shaking me”
The best part is when he’s reading it he sounds like peter Griffin
What part?
ЯwR
T H E PA R T
“Because that’s what villains do”
*shows picture of Loki*
ExCuSe mE sIR-
How dare he disrespect Loki, the sassy God
@Maskiller29 _DCG mind control~
Maskiller29 _DCG he died a hero
"I'm not obese John you just filled me with you tomato sauce."
r/what,how,when,who and why the actual fuck :)
It's Mayonnaise
No
Damien. FYI your blood comes back. If I remember right your brown marrow grows and replenishes you’re blood. Your blood ain’t finite my friend so don’t be afraid
Oh it's definitely finite once you cut someone open deeply enough
You know damn well that’s not what I mean
@@QuintonMurdock lmfao
*Brown Marrow*
It comes from your lungs not bone marrow
5:44 the game is Cod:Modern Warfare 2, is from the mision called "No Russian" and it is a controversial mision. In the level, the player controls Joseph Allen, an undercover cia agent who participates in a mass shooting(killing literally just inocents, but some police almost at the end of the mision too) at a Moscow airport to gain the trust of a Russian terrorist group. The leader of the terrorists, Vladimir Makarov, tells his co-conspirators, "Remember, no Russian", implying that speaking Russian would reveal their ethnic origins and affiliation to the Russian ultranationalists. At the end of the level, Makarov kills Allen and reveals that he intended for Russian officials to find Allen's body and believe that the attack was instigated by the United States.
The level itself is preceded by a warning that the level contains "disturbing content which may offend some players". It also instructs that the level is entirely optional.
In some countrys the level got 100% censored.
uhh
When your so early that you’re not even allowed to speak freely without the fear of death
Big mood.
Just like china
5:38
Me: *teleports to Damien and slaps him* ok now you are gonna sit down and play one of the best cod games ever to understand this
4:15
"This is stupid, you can eat 12 year olds"
Damien: You have evidence?
Me: Jeffery Dahmer
Uh *i run*
ON SHI-
NO!
Well yes bUT NO
Remus: Jeffrey Dahmerrrrrrrrrrr
Thomas: *STOP*
Remember, no Russian. That wasn't a message, this is.
Damien, sweetie, we dont run out of blood.
*that's what bone marrow and our lungs are for-*
ZayoriAnimates *lungs
@@tennamrinchen9904
*bone marrow
Hello Nobody nope lungs I’m pretty sure almost 70% comes from your lungs www.sciencealert.com/an-unexpected-new-lung-function-has-been-discovered-and-it-could-disrupt-decades-of-scientific-thought
@@tennamrinchen9904
I guess we were both right and wrong. It's both.
Hello Nobody they added lungs, yayyyy
1:31 Context: He donated so much of his blood because his unusual blood plasma composition is a treatment for Rhesus disease, which is a medical condition in women that causes the immune system to attack the unborn fetus.
somebody once sold me,
this creep is gonna own me,
someone help, I'm locked up in his shed!~
he was looking really scary,
his name is harry,
i don't want to be here, please help me!~
best song of the year.
Yer a wizard HARRY
Well, he won't stop c- nevermind. I won't do it.
“And I’m gonna cum in yourrrr earrrsss”
@@stupidratt stay away from me....
@@stupidratt why just why XD
"Remember, no Russian"
Damien: Wait what I forgot
Noah needs to come back down here, get his ark, pair these people up, and never come back.
I fricken love that “AhAhA” laugh 😂
9:23 can anyone explain this I don't get it
Same
The dolls are representing Kids/Babies with special needs. Some kids with certain disabilities don't understand that they can hurt animals and end up loving them so much they squish them.
@@lifeoflycan2037 holy fuck
@@lifeoflycan2037 LMAO
@@lifeoflycan2037 dear lord
And Damien is a madlad for mixing subreddit names
The game was COD MW2. It was part of the main campaign
Modern warfare 2 is one of the best ones they have
Spock 102 agreed
Yes
Remember no russian
They need to remaster it so it can look good on next gen.
"No Russian"
One of the most controversial game missions to ever make it past the storyboard and into the public. I've not played the older CoD games (i.e. before Ghosts/BO3) but I understand that in this mission, you massacre an airport of innocent, defenseless Russian civilians in cold blood.
I only know of 1 other game mission that can compete with "No Russian" for controversy. Not sure the name of the game it's from but you lead a strike force through a desert, you come across a small town/village and have no info on whether it's an enemy military settlement or a civilian one. You have a choice to proceed with the mission as is or call a napalm strike on the settlement. If you call the napalm strike, you find out that it was civilian (I'm pretty sure it's civilian either way). Melted flesh, scorched bones, decimated buildings still on fire, all for nothing. IIRC some gamers legitimately got PTSD (a toned-down variant since it's not real but, you know) when they realized what they'd done.
jacob lansman the other game you are talking about is Spec Ops: The Line. Such a heavy game.
Max Payne 3. Max Payne 3
It's way darker.
Dude knew more than me about that and I played it many many times
“No russian” the most controversial mission in Call of duty history and Damien didn’t know where it came from
Nobody:
Coffins during earthquakes: *CHACHACHA MUCHACHO*
*SLIDE TO THE LEFT*
Slide to the right
@It’sBasho _ so much Boy?
(Whispering: everyone likes this song... even furries do)
*se no~ demo sonan ja dame*
Joke: **exists**
Damien:*wheeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeeeee*
Diede
yes
What is a diede
1:57 I played Friday the 13. The game:
My results: The More parts you cut off, the body will run out of blood faster.
But there was no one left to approve it.
That means you won
I'll be Ur witness for u but I don't wanna be joining in
The main character in the terrorist scene is shooting an airport in Moscow, but to save millions, because the view of the character you're seeing from is a guy from the CIA, who plans to overthrow/kill the leader of the four-man squad. But they already knew that he was a double-agent, and killed him. Afterwards, the Russian police saw the dead body of the agent, and thus Russia went into a world war with America.
Long story short top secret plan to kill/overthrow a terrorist failed and the world has a third world war.
*Grammar
You forgot to mention that the game is COD 4.
it’s mw 2 actually
yep it's modern warfare 2, the mission is called "no russian'"
That's why everybody likes the game
he wanted the name of the game. Its call of duty modern warfare (not the newest one.)
3:32
DAMIEN I CHOKED ON MY FREAKING BREADSTICK XD
Damien: laughs
Skeletons in Coffins: it’s seizure time
12:14
"My strawberry milkshake is slightly more red then usual..."
You're evil
Why, thank you!
You're very welcome.
“Can’t you run out of blood?”
**cries in mitosis**
I've never heard the word suckle used so many times outside of the farm. TIHI
I love how whenever Damien would make the F Boy noise he’d laugh after.
aHahA
1:56 This is why there are, for lack of a better term, "cooldown" between when you can donate blood. These breaks are for the body to replenish the lost blood. Your body replenishes this blood in the bone marrow, where red blood cells are made.
your name has 2 that's thatthat Is that a mistake?
@@Broly_TheMetroidFan No? It's correct. I would like to believe that that is a false statement sounds normal. But "I would like to believe that is a false statement" sounds weird.
@@iwouldliketobelievethattha7561 Ah, I see. Sorry.
@@Broly_TheMetroidFan It's alright.
6:19 the hell happened to his hand
He was born like this, he is famous too search him , he makes comedy about his condition
Where the fuck have you been for like 5 years if you dont know ricky
Did he really just say coffins are from nature?
i mean technically they are made from wood so
it's called the earth after global warming
He asked if he'd run out of blood in the same video. I don't think he's okay.
He didn't say coffins were from nature, he said they were natures maracas.
Wood
3:11 When it said "Homosexualness" I thought it was a meme. Then I realized it was being serious.
3:32 damian's laugh there will never not be slightly scary
Cod Modern Warfare 2 is the not a phone in sight thing
Random Gamer remember, no Russian
Bro we had a lockdown drill and one of my friends stood up and said "remember, no russian"
I remember that level in modern warfare 2 it was my personal favorite because it was the only level that didn't punish you from killing everybody
Hey same here
Isn't that the mission where you're undercover in the terrorist group when they shoot up an airport?
5:48 the game is cod: mw2. This is a campaign mission called “No Russian”.
Yeah Cod 2 in modern days
I guess I was late to answer but hey I answered
remember, no russian.
There is no couch, John.
There is nothing, John.
There is no John, John.
There is only Garfield.
And Garfield only
Lasagna.
*4:37**:*
*_-and since I am too young,_*
*_I guess my life is done_*
*_Press F for respect._*
*_Let it spread._*
F
Juice and chips.
Was gonna like, but you have 69 so I left a comment
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10:13 I love how he got more offended by pudding being being called a sauce than the actual comment itself.
S A U C E
i will eat this nugget
vsauce: why can we eat apples but not 12 year olds?
me: [sweating]
Me: TIME TO EAT VIRGINS FOR BREAKFAST
NO FORTNITE ALLOWED
@@Lunarcreeper Because of you, I have thought of the worst thing ever to exist to man
Figure it out? You are cursed
Someone: gets shot*
Damien: wouldn't you run out of blood though?
Nobody:
No one:
Not a soul:
Not a single person:
Not even God himself:
*_DiD yOu CaLl PuDdInG a SaUcE?_*
LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
Love,KAREN
You wanted to talk, ya bitch named Karen?
5:50 thats the no Russians misson in cod modern warfare 2
That airport thing is from call of duty: modern warfare 2's Campaign.
Mr Waffles don’t know what it’s called?
@@justdeathless200 "no russian" i think
no russian and its the only campaign chapter thats skippable due to the situation. you're undercover in a terrorist cell .
I love cod
Thank you Mr waffles
8:37 Excuse me...When you walk in on a _COWGIRL_ showering?
Damien, brother, what's on your mind?
i'll never forgive the wild west
This is why John always feed Garfield lasagna it's because he wants Garfield heart attack
Robot Chicken already made that joke.
@@cfruge444 ah yes a person of culture
1:54 ... bro... your body can make blood...
Damien is big brain
Your bones develop more red blood cells so you don't run out
At 0:45 The bottom hamster looks like he's having a case of post-nut clarity
Him not knowing no russian hurts me
This might be an opportunity for him to play it, or watch the gameplay.
Agreed. And, you've gotta know the deal with the scene to understand the memes it pops up in. Just knowing the game isn't enough XD.
He should plan mw2 & 3 on stream. That would be cool and hasn't really been done in a while (the campaign at least)
Damien what is the tweezer teaser, we need answers and pictures
Please God no! I don't need to know!
No god please no no noooooooooo
YES! I need answers!!
“Is that what you call your stinky turds chief?” - Damien 2019
It's been 2 years but I finally learned the Tweeser Teaser. Feels like heaven
Man: donates blood
His system: makes more blood
Emkay: W o U l D n' T h E r U n O u T o F b L o O d ?
comidy
It's "no russian" from "call of duty modern warfare 2"
my favorie mission
@@nikobellic471 same
Wasn't COD MW2 the part of the series were Soap died?
@@antonioreyes9912 no, that's MW3
@@antonioreyes9912 Ghost died in mw2
Damien just like “Funny Laughed”