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Maybe he accidentally skiped the mision,due to controversy they added the option of skip the mision and it wasnt going to affect your progress on the game at all. In some versions the mision is censored 100%,not even mentioned at all. Or maybe he didnt play the game at all
The animals cuddling are prairie dogs :) Also, normally you wouldn’t donate blood so often but that guy was a special case. If I remember the article correctly he had an incredibly rare blood type and volunteered because it’s so hard to get it for transfusions.
Cactus Cat yeah I kinda tripped on that too. Especially since they live in hole networks with a herd. I searched and they can be kept as pets but should have a companion and need a ton of handling or they can become aggressive (if you can imagine a crazy prairie dog lol)
The shooting scene is from the mission “No Russian” from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It is an important plot point, as you are only there to spy on the other two men, but in order to be able to do this, you have to get past this scene. You can choose whether or not to partake in the atrocity: you can complete this mission without ever firing a bullet. But you cannot prevent the others from doing it, or you fail the mission. Sorry, did I say too much?
That Mission caused so much controversy when MW2 came out that they put in the option to skip it entirely. EDIT: I misremembered, it was removed in Russian versions, changed in Germany and Japan and the game always had the option to skip it.
@@gideone9802 It depends, I'd say that you're dumb if you know less than you should and don't learn from your lack of knowledge. Damien without a doubt is dumb, he's old enough to have been educated and should know better. You might not have learned this in school yet, since you never had a chance to learn then you're not dumb. Unless you had the chance to learn.
Jade Vargas I remember this...I was there, though no one remembers me because I was too scared to watch...I feel like I’ll be next...I mean now that Bobby is gone IM the most expendable!
Therapist: Gorefield doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Guy named Jon: I know but, I just can't get over it Therapist: Well, I'm sorry Jon Guy named Jon: *Screaming intensifies*
Somebody once sold me, A creep now owns me, Please help me I’m locked up in his shed~ I’ll give you his address, Just please come ASAP! Don’t know how long I can hold my breath...
@@junienet I know they could go into the unknown of the labyrinth of hentai in the internet it's better not activated their switches Although the advantage of that is they won't get wins and will stop playing cause of how "crap" the game and focus on good ol' hentai
Yes, the misconception that humans don't regenerate blood or braincells. Why can we regenerate hair, skin, bone and more, but not blood for some reason? Such random limitation. (We can regenerate slowly, so you won't be growing a new arm if you lost one).
Damien. FYI your blood comes back. If I remember right your brown marrow grows and replenishes you’re blood. Your blood ain’t finite my friend so don’t be afraid
The dolls are representing Kids/Babies with special needs. Some kids with certain disabilities don't understand that they can hurt animals and end up loving them so much they squish them.
5:38 That's "No Russian", the first level of COD: Modern Warfare 2 where you shoot up a airport. It's one of the most controversial levels in videogame history.
Yeah and when I played modern warfare 2 it asked me if I wanted to skip it but I played it anyway and liked it then there was another airport level after it but this one was so lifelike it felt like I was actually shooting up an airport and after I finished it I was robbing a bank and it was also lifelike
That “people living in the moment” meme was from COD Modern Warfare 2 mission: No Russian. The player, who is undercover, has to, with the main antagonist, murder an entire airport of civilians. However, the mission *can* be disabled if you don’t want to experience that... which is good.
somebody once sold me, this creep is gonna own me, someone help, I'm locked up in his shed!~ he was looking really scary, his name is harry, i don't want to be here, please help me!~ best song of the year.
Modern warfare 2 Damian. Jesus you need to pay attention get with the times and look at ur comments after ten hours when u wanna see some cool stuff :)
"No Russian" One of the most controversial game missions to ever make it past the storyboard and into the public. I've not played the older CoD games (i.e. before Ghosts/BO3) but I understand that in this mission, you massacre an airport of innocent, defenseless Russian civilians in cold blood. I only know of 1 other game mission that can compete with "No Russian" for controversy. Not sure the name of the game it's from but you lead a strike force through a desert, you come across a small town/village and have no info on whether it's an enemy military settlement or a civilian one. You have a choice to proceed with the mission as is or call a napalm strike on the settlement. If you call the napalm strike, you find out that it was civilian (I'm pretty sure it's civilian either way). Melted flesh, scorched bones, decimated buildings still on fire, all for nothing. IIRC some gamers legitimately got PTSD (a toned-down variant since it's not real but, you know) when they realized what they'd done.
Hello Nobody nope lungs I’m pretty sure almost 70% comes from your lungs www.sciencealert.com/an-unexpected-new-lung-function-has-been-discovered-and-it-could-disrupt-decades-of-scientific-thought
That scene you were asking about? It’s a mission called “No Russian” from the campaign of Modern Warfare 2, and it is a pivotal moment in the storyline of the game/series.
The main character in the terrorist scene is shooting an airport in Moscow, but to save millions, because the view of the character you're seeing from is a guy from the CIA, who plans to overthrow/kill the leader of the four-man squad. But they already knew that he was a double-agent, and killed him. Afterwards, the Russian police saw the dead body of the agent, and thus Russia went into a world war with America. Long story short top secret plan to kill/overthrow a terrorist failed and the world has a third world war. *Grammar
1:31 Context: He donated so much of his blood because his unusual blood plasma composition is a treatment for Rhesus disease, which is a medical condition in women that causes the immune system to attack the unborn fetus.
The game is Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. In that scene you are undercover in a terrorist organization and to blend you mow down innocent people at an airport
5:44 the game is Cod:Modern Warfare 2, is from the mision called "No Russian" and it is a controversial mision. In the level, the player controls Joseph Allen, an undercover cia agent who participates in a mass shooting(killing literally just inocents, but some police almost at the end of the mision too) at a Moscow airport to gain the trust of a Russian terrorist group. The leader of the terrorists, Vladimir Makarov, tells his co-conspirators, "Remember, no Russian", implying that speaking Russian would reveal their ethnic origins and affiliation to the Russian ultranationalists. At the end of the level, Makarov kills Allen and reveals that he intended for Russian officials to find Allen's body and believe that the attack was instigated by the United States. The level itself is preceded by a warning that the level contains "disturbing content which may offend some players". It also instructs that the level is entirely optional. In some countrys the level got 100% censored.
Coffins: **Exist**
Earthquake: *Buenos Dias, Fuckboi!*
Cyanide voice "Buenos Dias Pendejos"
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Friendly Insurgent Passin Through the i in boy ruined it indefinitely
Y e s
Gamania GV ꓄ꎇꀤꌚ꓄ꀍꀤꌚ꒒ꍏꈤꁅꀎꍏꁅꏂ
My name is Jonathan but people call me John for short. Yes, I would love to sit on Garfield couch.
good. bring the lasagna. garfield couch is hungry
@@EmKay hehehe can i join? Ill bring more;)
@@daniel.c4045 😳😳😳
@@EmKay :0
EmKay we need at least 3 people I’ll join in
How does Damien not know about "no Russian"
It's from CoD MW2 campaign
August Moore MW2 my parents got mad when I was playing it
Elite Gamer Max that’s why you drug them first
Maybe he accidentally skiped the mision,due to controversy they added the option of skip the mision and it wasnt going to affect your progress on the game at all. In some versions the mision is censored 100%,not even mentioned at all.
Or maybe he didnt play the game at all
Mw2
Yes thank you. I don't even play COD but I knew where that was from lol
Damien: “I have a Garfield onesie”
Me after seeing the “sit on me” cursed comment: *wear me, john*
where is that meaty lasagna, John?
I want YOU for cursed comments
@@manstandinginthecorner5836 Me?
@@Adam-oh3vu yes YOU
@@manstandinginthecorner5836 Thanks, I have a dirty mind.
The animals cuddling are prairie dogs :)
Also, normally you wouldn’t donate blood so often but that guy was a special case. If I remember the article correctly he had an incredibly rare blood type and volunteered because it’s so hard to get it for transfusions.
RH-NULL. "The Golden Blood"
I though so, but I honestly didn’t think prairie dogs could be pets.
Haziel Soberal it’s worth it’s weight in gold, each drop is like an ounce of gold, right?
Cactus Cat yeah I kinda tripped on that too. Especially since they live in hole networks with a herd. I searched and they can be kept as pets but should have a companion and need a ton of handling or they can become aggressive (if you can imagine a crazy prairie dog lol)
@@LerzBerz333 yep. Well kind of lol.
Unpopular opinion: People like Emkay have made cursed comments even more cursed.
"Unpopular" 2 days and gains 100 likes
10:40 today's loss is tomorrow's sause
I mean.... kinda yeah
@@galaxyace686 657 now
Sh*t they're on to us
The shooting scene is from the mission “No Russian” from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It is an important plot point, as you are only there to spy on the other two men, but in order to be able to do this, you have to get past this scene. You can choose whether or not to partake in the atrocity: you can complete this mission without ever firing a bullet. But you cannot prevent the others from doing it, or you fail the mission.
Sorry, did I say too much?
I know nothing of this game but I'm very intrigued by this, thank you for sharing
I thought it was from modern warfare 3
Much sad in this mission
That Mission caused so much controversy when MW2 came out that they put in the option to skip it entirely.
EDIT: I misremembered, it was removed in Russian versions, changed in Germany and Japan and the game always had the option to skip it.
@@sirapple589
Wasn't it already an option before the controversy?
Me in the Canadian military during an armored convoy: *gives a moose food*
Hahaha
Very useful
nice
That's wholesome
Tell all your soldiers to feed the moose. You will have a force of nature on your side
The cute critters that were "too large to be hamsters," are prairie dogs.
I thought they were chipmunks 😂
Tsaghira I was looking for this comment. I was like “prairie dogs!”
I wanted to check to make sure nobody answered it before I posted it too. Cute little grabby hands, but so many holes in the ground.
is that legal?
(edit: to keep them as pets?)
Wait aren't they lemmings?
Suckle was said WAYYY to many times for me to be ok with this video
How many times it said suckle ^ Like Flower Taylor’s comment
Suckle
what is the limit of suckle. we will take this into account for future video content on emkay dot com
@@EmKay r/honeyf******
What, you can't handle the SUCC?
"wouldn't you run out of blood though?"
Oh, Damien.
Yeah you you can never run out of blood. I take buckets full of blood. But they just scream who’s blood is this.
Am I dumb if I thought that, too?
@@gideone9802
It depends, I'd say that you're dumb if you know less than you should and don't learn from your lack of knowledge.
Damien without a doubt is dumb, he's old enough to have been educated and should know better.
You might not have learned this in school yet, since you never had a chance to learn then you're not dumb. Unless you had the chance to learn.
?_?
Damien clearly never watched Saw V.. where they gave plenty of information about the human body and blood.
“Coffins are natural maracas”
Smort'nt
Ah yes natures most elusive species the coffin
It's on 69 and I am gonna make it 70
@Mikoss V hehe lel
@@ddangerx YOURE GOING TO BRAZIL
Now lets put coffins on sticks above the ground and done
TH-cam: *forces TH-camrs to censor guns*
Also TH-cam: Hey look at this ad with GUNS
Don't forget the tiddies
Benedings the ads are based on your history....................
This why you gotta delete your history
@@hexvitaminddeficiency9690 he never said he didnt like it, just that it was unfair youtubers cant do it too
@@hexvitaminddeficiency9690 Just a disclaimer mr Hex, there's a thing where you can have non-personalized ads
Damien: **Sorry to all the Jons out there**
Someone named Jon: **Oh don’t worry about it, I’m into that sh*t**
6
7
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(•).
(•).
Get over here Jon
Shaun Swofford “sit in mah chair”
;|
8:38
"When you walk in on a cowgirl-"
Excuse me
_What._
He needs to explain why he said that
Now we know what his fantasy kink is
@@lukes4110
... Oh
5:56
EmKay: What game is this from?
Me, an intellectual: The game called American life
@@Plooooof I believe this is an r/whoosh moment here
@@firegames4361 my guy deleted his comment lmao
Take my like and get outta here.
um actually it’s called cod (r/woosh me please)
@@brookedavidbacay1957 N O
Garfield couch: “sit on me, Jon”
Garfield onesie: “wear me, Jon”
Garfield plate: “eat off me, Jon”
Garfield gum: “Chew me, Jon”
Garfield lollipop: “suck me, Jon”
Rioley Solas its jon in the show, movie, and comic
@@Golden4156 it's spelt jon
@@avianclownfusion5767 no u
Gorefield: "Im sorry, Jon"
Yes the lollipop is da pp
"Son what are you doing for a living?" "I read other people's jokes and then laugh stupidly about myself."
*m y n a m i e n i s d a m i e n*
Stfu
REXO no
YES
M y d a m e i s N a m i e n
Ethan_Hess_21 _hmm_
Damien: "Wouldn't you run out of blood though?"
Everyone with a IQ above room temperature: *Smort'nt*
run not ruin
@@AncientPotato-bk1sy Thanks, I didn't notice that.
Damien who uses kelvin 🤯 *the explosion is his brain*
*bone marrow*
@@ryanpenner9950 this comment will be the humans will evolve faster
4:37
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I murdered seven kids in a shed
Hi another WILLIAM VINCENT AFTON
@@HerahKobayashi THAT WAS LITERALLY MY THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS
*the man behind the slaughtering intestifies*
Only 7? That aint nothing
@@__MeowBerry_ you mean all UCN
"Stuff me with lasagna, Jon."
Jon: *Grabs flamethrower*
God: John? GET THE BOAT!
Noah, get the entire f***king Death Star
Me: *On snowy planet* Haha, losers.
*Camera zooms out to show Starkiller base*
What happens when he has to shit?
Damien: "ah haha"
Me: "Now don't start that again"
We need more
Using Damien’s logic of what qualifies as a “sauce”, then by that same logic, melted ice cream is also a sauce.
of course it is a sauce what else do you think rule34 has up there
@@Felix-hc4lh *excuse me*
*R E P E A T*
It... is?
Affirmative.
So I like two sauces. Okay.
"It's time to sacrifice Bobby to Satan"
I knew a Bobby...he mysteriously disappeared after a sleepover with some of his friends though.... 🤔
Jade Vargas I remember this...I was there, though no one remembers me because I was too scared to watch...I feel like I’ll be next...I mean now that Bobby is gone IM the most expendable!
You better watch out!
_You better watch out!_
*_You better watch out!_*
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick!
No please I beg
They make an exception for gaming
Death doesn't seem so bad if we become maracas
Call them dead beats
To me it was never bad
David Gendron We meet again pink rathian scale....
Mah man
Graveyards just become Mexican fiestas.
Therapist: Gorefield doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Guy named Jon: I know but, I just can't get over it
Therapist: Well, I'm sorry Jon
Guy named Jon: *Screaming intensifies*
SCP 3166 baby
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
._(°Д°」∠)_
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@EmKay lol its him
5:41 That’s the mission “No Russian” from Modern Warfare 2. The best part of the mission is the sheer amount of civilians you kill.
funniest thing is in the german version, killing civilains would end the mission. you can only kill once the cops come in
@@verkcuos wait, really?
@@jamesfilyawDigginGabe yea
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"wouldn't you run out of blood tho"
statement of the YEAR.
I remember that from last year
@@c0linm0rris0n same. it feels like forever ago now.
Bones produces blood
@@c0linm0rris0n You mean last decade?
You literally cant donate every week, at leasy where i live, you must wait 8 weeks before donating again. As far as i know, looks fake
“Because that’s what villains do”
*shows picture of Loki*
ExCuSe mE sIR-
How dare he disrespect Loki, the sassy God
@Maskiller29 _DCG mind control~
Maskiller29 _DCG he died a hero
Garfield: "Put your body in me, Damien"
Police? Yep, this comment right here.
Garfield: please be gentle Damien
@Anja Kokanovic that's what she said.
@Anja Kokanovic XD thanks.
12:14
"My strawberry milkshake is slightly more red then usual..."
You're evil
Why, thank you!
You're very welcome.
My brother is confused like he said “is his name Zach or Damien?”
Golden James me too
So frickin confused
Dexrex Gaming YT
There are two people who do voiceovers for the channel. Damien and Zach. They each have their own channels as well.
@@GryphonTrainer basically
It's easy to tell by their laugh. Damien's laugh is more of a giggle wheeze; and Zack's is like a girly giggle.
Somebody once sold me,
A creep now owns me,
Please help me I’m locked up in his shed~
I’ll give you his address,
Just please come ASAP!
Don’t know how long I can hold my breath...
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
and they dont stop cumming
@@junienet please
There fortnite kids here
@@ruvthebassman8706 fortnite gay
@@junienet I know they could go into the unknown of the labyrinth of hentai in the internet it's better not activated their switches
Although the advantage of that is they won't get wins and will stop playing cause of how "crap" the game and focus on good ol' hentai
“Wouldnt you run out of blood?” Welp that should go on r/facepalm
Yes, the misconception that humans don't regenerate blood or braincells. Why can we regenerate hair, skin, bone and more, but not blood for some reason? Such random limitation. (We can regenerate slowly, so you won't be growing a new arm if you lost one).
@@Liggliluff yet we can form a live human inside of us, but a arm is just too much
Sometimes I think he does the dumb dumb on purpose.... Just to see the comment section explode 🤔
Still love you Damien ahaha...
You actually could theoretically run out of blood if too much was taken out at once
@@LiggliluffI think their misconception was more "wouldn't it not regenerate fast enough" rather than not regenerating at all
5:38
Me: *teleports to Damien and slaps him* ok now you are gonna sit down and play one of the best cod games ever to understand this
Damien. FYI your blood comes back. If I remember right your brown marrow grows and replenishes you’re blood. Your blood ain’t finite my friend so don’t be afraid
Oh it's definitely finite once you cut someone open deeply enough
You know damn well that’s not what I mean
@@QuintonMurdock lmfao
*Brown Marrow*
It comes from your lungs not bone marrow
EmKay: Coffins are nature's marakas.
Rattle Snakes: Am I a joke to you?
But the coffins aren't natural
Yes
@@voicelessscooby They are if they're made from wood.
@@cfruge444 By your logic everything is natural since everything is made from something that you can find in nature.
"I'm not obese John you just filled me with you tomato sauce."
r/what,how,when,who and why the actual fuck :)
It's Mayonnaise
No
i love his little “ahaha” noise. it’s so adorable.
Shelby Patton welcome to the fan club 👌
This post brought to you by the 'ah Ha hah' gang
Eyo wagwan fam Wots ur bbm pin he’ll yea
Eyo wagwan fam Wots ur bbm pin sorry hell
Sev Fett yesssss
9:23 can anyone explain this I don't get it
Same
The dolls are representing Kids/Babies with special needs. Some kids with certain disabilities don't understand that they can hurt animals and end up loving them so much they squish them.
@@lifeoflycan2037 holy fuck
@@lifeoflycan2037 LMAO
@@lifeoflycan2037 dear lord
5:38 That's "No Russian", the first level of COD: Modern Warfare 2 where you shoot up a airport. It's one of the most controversial levels in videogame history.
Yeah and when I played modern warfare 2 it asked me if I wanted to skip it but I played it anyway and liked it then there was another airport level after it but this one was so lifelike it felt like I was actually shooting up an airport and after I finished it I was robbing a bank and it was also lifelike
That wasn't the first level at all Smh
Yup
4:08 are we just ignoring the fact the share button is 'ACTIVATE GAS CHAMBER'?
The game was COD MW2. It was part of the main campaign
Modern warfare 2 is one of the best ones they have
Spock 102 agreed
Yes
Remember no russian
They need to remaster it so it can look good on next gen.
That “people living in the moment” meme was from COD Modern Warfare 2 mission: No Russian. The player, who is undercover, has to, with the main antagonist, murder an entire airport of civilians. However, the mission *can* be disabled if you don’t want to experience that... which is good.
And you can not kill the civilians, you're also able to shoot the other terrorists lmfao
awww they have little bitch mode too
The best part is when he’s reading it he sounds like peter Griffin
What part?
ЯwR
T H E PA R T
Damien: *laughs*
The entire internet: *happiness noise*
somebody once sold me,
this creep is gonna own me,
someone help, I'm locked up in his shed!~
he was looking really scary,
his name is harry,
i don't want to be here, please help me!~
best song of the year.
Yer a wizard HARRY
Well, he won't stop c- nevermind. I won't do it.
“And I’m gonna cum in yourrrr earrrsss”
@@stupidratt stay away from me....
@@stupidratt why just why XD
"Remember, no Russian"
Damien: Wait what I forgot
Modern warfare 2 Damian. Jesus you need to pay attention get with the times and look at ur comments after ten hours when u wanna see some cool stuff :)
No Russian mission to specifically
Damien*
@@rvng6207 amidan*
@@jspr49 Dnmiaa?
*_7:40_**_- I love how you specifically called him "Richard"_*
7:43*
Damien what is the tweezer teaser, we need answers and pictures
Please God no! I don't need to know!
No god please no no noooooooooo
YES! I need answers!!
Cod Modern Warfare 2 is the not a phone in sight thing
Random Gamer remember, no Russian
Bro we had a lockdown drill and one of my friends stood up and said "remember, no russian"
I remember that level in modern warfare 2 it was my personal favorite because it was the only level that didn't punish you from killing everybody
Hey same here
Isn't that the mission where you're undercover in the terrorist group when they shoot up an airport?
"No Russian"
One of the most controversial game missions to ever make it past the storyboard and into the public. I've not played the older CoD games (i.e. before Ghosts/BO3) but I understand that in this mission, you massacre an airport of innocent, defenseless Russian civilians in cold blood.
I only know of 1 other game mission that can compete with "No Russian" for controversy. Not sure the name of the game it's from but you lead a strike force through a desert, you come across a small town/village and have no info on whether it's an enemy military settlement or a civilian one. You have a choice to proceed with the mission as is or call a napalm strike on the settlement. If you call the napalm strike, you find out that it was civilian (I'm pretty sure it's civilian either way). Melted flesh, scorched bones, decimated buildings still on fire, all for nothing. IIRC some gamers legitimately got PTSD (a toned-down variant since it's not real but, you know) when they realized what they'd done.
jacob lansman the other game you are talking about is Spec Ops: The Line. Such a heavy game.
Max Payne 3. Max Payne 3
It's way darker.
Dude knew more than me about that and I played it many many times
Damien, sweetie, we dont run out of blood.
*that's what bone marrow and our lungs are for-*
ZayoriAnimates *lungs
@@tennamrinchen9904
*bone marrow
Hello Nobody nope lungs I’m pretty sure almost 70% comes from your lungs www.sciencealert.com/an-unexpected-new-lung-function-has-been-discovered-and-it-could-disrupt-decades-of-scientific-thought
@@tennamrinchen9904
I guess we were both right and wrong. It's both.
Hello Nobody they added lungs, yayyyy
Juice and chips.
Was gonna like, but you have 69 so I left a comment
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When your so early that you’re not even allowed to speak freely without the fear of death
Big mood.
Just like china
*5:37* "remember, no Russian"
Nobody:
Coffins during earthquakes: *CHACHACHA MUCHACHO*
*SLIDE TO THE LEFT*
Slide to the right
@It’sBasho _ so much Boy?
(Whispering: everyone likes this song... even furries do)
*se no~ demo sonan ja dame*
That scene you were asking about? It’s a mission called “No Russian” from the campaign of Modern Warfare 2, and it is a pivotal moment in the storyline of the game/series.
So does a gay guy smoking weed become the double gay or straight
And does he worship the devil and Satan at once
Based on my calculations gay+gay = gay^2 = straight
Bro you talking bout yourself?
@@rossyboi712 No he's talking about your mom
what about pemdas :/
8:37 Excuse me...When you walk in on a _COWGIRL_ showering?
Damien, brother, what's on your mind?
i'll never forgive the wild west
Nobody:
No one:
Not a soul:
Not a single person:
Not even God himself:
*_DiD yOu CaLl PuDdInG a SaUcE?_*
LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
Love,KAREN
You wanted to talk, ya bitch named Karen?
Did he really just say coffins are from nature?
i mean technically they are made from wood so
it's called the earth after global warming
He asked if he'd run out of blood in the same video. I don't think he's okay.
He didn't say coffins were from nature, he said they were natures maracas.
Wood
I've never heard the word suckle used so many times outside of the farm. TIHI
11:30 lawful evil.
The main character in the terrorist scene is shooting an airport in Moscow, but to save millions, because the view of the character you're seeing from is a guy from the CIA, who plans to overthrow/kill the leader of the four-man squad. But they already knew that he was a double-agent, and killed him. Afterwards, the Russian police saw the dead body of the agent, and thus Russia went into a world war with America.
Long story short top secret plan to kill/overthrow a terrorist failed and the world has a third world war.
*Grammar
You forgot to mention that the game is COD 4.
it’s mw 2 actually
yep it's modern warfare 2, the mission is called "no russian'"
That's why everybody likes the game
he wanted the name of the game. Its call of duty modern warfare (not the newest one.)
tree fetish? How about “lewd wewd”?
Bobby Duke Arts?
Cat_Is_Alive yup you got me 😳
@@Dragonaiis lol
Bobby when we sees lewd wewd:
I W A N T T H A T
Lol
Wait, if groot can make tree roots, can he make a tree dick??
*I AM GROOT INTENSIFIES*
@@keniel-prime6214 Thanks, I hate that.
Me, whose name is Jon.
“Oh no”
Go get your couch Jon, it requires your lasagna
Im sorry jon
Solace Huntsman Studios my name Jonathan no plz no
@@hereticFox716 This is the shit I run into now... Jesus
1:31 Context: He donated so much of his blood because his unusual blood plasma composition is a treatment for Rhesus disease, which is a medical condition in women that causes the immune system to attack the unborn fetus.
The game is Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. In that scene you are undercover in a terrorist organization and to blend you mow down innocent people at an airport
Yo wat up demonitize
YEAH LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
*Remember no Russian*
No Russian
No Russian
No Russian
Bro ngl the new mw is popin
Ой блин, заткнитесь вы капиталисты грёбанные
vsauce: why can we eat apples but not 12 year olds?
me: [sweating]
Me: TIME TO EAT VIRGINS FOR BREAKFAST
NO FORTNITE ALLOWED
@@Lunarcreeper Because of you, I have thought of the worst thing ever to exist to man
Figure it out? You are cursed
9:53 "I got the horses in th back"
It's "no russian" from "call of duty modern warfare 2"
my favorie mission
@@nikobellic471 same
Wasn't COD MW2 the part of the series were Soap died?
@@antonioreyes9912 no, that's MW3
@@antonioreyes9912 Ghost died in mw2
5:37 It's Call of Duty and it's a campaign called
"no russian"
I think it's black ops 1 but I'm not sure
Best campaign^^ when modern warfare 2 syill had a great story. You were infiltrated as a spec ops in a terrorist group
It's mw2 and the cia agent dies at the end and it starts the very beginning of mw3
You... you don’t know mw2?
If only he knew what happened in that Russian airport. “Remember, no Russian”
10:19 "I like to think of it more as a custard" its a pudding, not a custard.
Remember, no Russian. That wasn't a message, this is.
Thought it said *shit on me jon*
Same concept
So is nobody gonna point out that Damien literally doesn't know "no russians" ?
“No Russian”
Is what you’re referring to.
No Russian, we arent supposed to talk about it
No, you pointed it out for me.
How could he
*4:37**:*
*_-and since I am too young,_*
*_I guess my life is done_*
*_Press F for respect._*
*_Let it spread._*
F
5:44 the game is Cod:Modern Warfare 2, is from the mision called "No Russian" and it is a controversial mision. In the level, the player controls Joseph Allen, an undercover cia agent who participates in a mass shooting(killing literally just inocents, but some police almost at the end of the mision too) at a Moscow airport to gain the trust of a Russian terrorist group. The leader of the terrorists, Vladimir Makarov, tells his co-conspirators, "Remember, no Russian", implying that speaking Russian would reveal their ethnic origins and affiliation to the Russian ultranationalists. At the end of the level, Makarov kills Allen and reveals that he intended for Russian officials to find Allen's body and believe that the attack was instigated by the United States.
The level itself is preceded by a warning that the level contains "disturbing content which may offend some players". It also instructs that the level is entirely optional.
In some countrys the level got 100% censored.
uhh
THEORY:
emkay makes cursed comments worse because he is a cursed comment
CrystalVortex YT wasn’t this a copy comment?
IDK
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HOW DARE YOU.
The comment literally below you is the one you copied....
That airport thing is from call of duty: modern warfare 2's Campaign.
Mr Waffles don’t know what it’s called?
@@justdeathless200 "no russian" i think
no russian and its the only campaign chapter thats skippable due to the situation. you're undercover in a terrorist cell .
I love cod
Thank you Mr waffles
4:21 well, where did you think the sewers lead to?
5:50 thats the no Russians misson in cod modern warfare 2
1:54 ... bro... your body can make blood...
Damien is big brain
Me: In a minute EmKay will upload a video
EmKay: *uploads video*
Me: Am I the green ninja?
1:17
"Hopefully you brought some lasagna John"
"And while your at it gimme that cake"
Garfield likes to eat dummy *thicc* lasagnas only
4:15
"This is stupid, you can eat 12 year olds"
Damien: You have evidence?
Me: Jeffery Dahmer
Uh *i run*
ON SHI-
NO!
Well yes bUT NO
Remus: Jeffrey Dahmerrrrrrrrrrr
Thomas: *STOP*
6:19 the hell happened to his hand
He was born like this, he is famous too search him , he makes comedy about his condition
Where the fuck have you been for like 5 years if you dont know ricky
5:57 it’s from call of duty modern warfare (the first one not remastered)
It's called a prairie dog and they are super cute~
Yes the prairie doggos are very cute
Who wants to go to prairie dog town?
Girl I thought that was an iguana
@@lavaniadelrey2807 *bruh*
They are like moles mixed with otters, without the blindness.
Joke: **exists**
Damien:*wheeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeeeee*
Diede
yes
What is a diede
3:11 When it said "Homosexualness" I thought it was a meme. Then I realized it was being serious.
3:56, I am very confused, how am I meant to start when thinking about what that is!?!
No joke, pudding is definitely a sauce and I will take that to the grave.
Yes...we have found our newest member of our cult
@@lookimaweeb9269 can I be a part of this cult? Please
Can I be apart of it too?
I don't care about the reason, I just want to join a cult
@@lookimaweeb9269 Can I be in the cult? I once dipped a chicken nugget into chocolate pudding and now I don't eat chicken nuggets with anything else.