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  • @friendlyinsurgentpassinthr3199
    @friendlyinsurgentpassinthr3199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    Coffins: **Exist**
    Earthquake: *Buenos Dias, Fuckboi!*

    • @heckin_dinosaw
      @heckin_dinosaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Cyanide voice "Buenos Dias Pendejos"

    • @ferero6642
      @ferero6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ꌚꁲꀯꌅꂑꄞꂑꌚꈼꌚ ꂵꐇꌚꋖ ꋰꈼ ꌚꁲꀯꌅꂑꄞꂑꈼꂠ

    • @splurgyreal
      @splurgyreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Friendly Insurgent Passin Through the i in boy ruined it indefinitely

    • @TheManWithaGasMask
      @TheManWithaGasMask 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Y e s

    • @1234-e7y
      @1234-e7y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gamania GV ꓄ꎇꀤꌚ꓄ꀍꀤꌚ꒒ꍏꈤꁅꀎꍏꁅꏂ

  • @addybishop308
    @addybishop308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    The animals cuddling are prairie dogs :)
    Also, normally you wouldn’t donate blood so often but that guy was a special case. If I remember the article correctly he had an incredibly rare blood type and volunteered because it’s so hard to get it for transfusions.

    • @SobboMonkeVR
      @SobboMonkeVR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      RH-NULL. "The Golden Blood"

    • @thecactuscat01
      @thecactuscat01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I though so, but I honestly didn’t think prairie dogs could be pets.

    • @LerzBerz333
      @LerzBerz333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haziel Soberal it’s worth it’s weight in gold, each drop is like an ounce of gold, right?

    • @addybishop308
      @addybishop308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cactus Cat yeah I kinda tripped on that too. Especially since they live in hole networks with a herd. I searched and they can be kept as pets but should have a companion and need a ton of handling or they can become aggressive (if you can imagine a crazy prairie dog lol)

    • @SobboMonkeVR
      @SobboMonkeVR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LerzBerz333 yep. Well kind of lol.

  • @McGuvkis
    @McGuvkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    My name is Jonathan but people call me John for short. Yes, I would love to sit on Garfield couch.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      good. bring the lasagna. garfield couch is hungry

    • @daniel.c4045
      @daniel.c4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@EmKay hehehe can i join? Ill bring more;)

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      @@daniel.c4045 😳😳😳

    • @asun8148
      @asun8148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@EmKay :0

    • @siforical
      @siforical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      EmKay we need at least 3 people I’ll join in

  • @thatoneinkling2513
    @thatoneinkling2513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Damien: “I have a Garfield onesie”
    Me after seeing the “sit on me” cursed comment: *wear me, john*

  • @jadenknott
    @jadenknott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Damien: **Sorry to all the Jons out there**
    Someone named Jon: **Oh don’t worry about it, I’m into that sh*t**

    • @king_phrog5867
      @king_phrog5867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      6
      7
      6

    • @greenreversecard2612
      @greenreversecard2612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (•).
      (•).

    • @W_2.0
      @W_2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Get over here Jon

    • @jadenknott
      @jadenknott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shaun Swofford “sit in mah chair”

    • @W_2.0
      @W_2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ;|

  • @augustmoore8685
    @augustmoore8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3296

    How does Damien not know about "no Russian"
    It's from CoD MW2 campaign

    • @jsbeingmax8807
      @jsbeingmax8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      August Moore MW2 my parents got mad when I was playing it

    • @sovietapples6122
      @sovietapples6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Elite Gamer Max that’s why you drug them first

    • @tiopiere3361
      @tiopiere3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Maybe he accidentally skiped the mision,due to controversy they added the option of skip the mision and it wasnt going to affect your progress on the game at all. In some versions the mision is censored 100%,not even mentioned at all.
      Or maybe he didnt play the game at all

    • @shiiestyb
      @shiiestyb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mw2

    • @jamesebert9140
      @jamesebert9140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes thank you. I don't even play COD but I knew where that was from lol

  • @artificial_laughter3213
    @artificial_laughter3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "wouldn't you run out of blood tho"
    statement of the YEAR.

    • @c0linm0rris0n
      @c0linm0rris0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember that from last year

    • @artificial_laughter3213
      @artificial_laughter3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@c0linm0rris0n same. it feels like forever ago now.

    • @untitledtitle_9228
      @untitledtitle_9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bones produces blood

    • @vtp6903
      @vtp6903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@c0linm0rris0n You mean last decade?

    • @IHeronik2009
      @IHeronik2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You literally cant donate every week, at leasy where i live, you must wait 8 weeks before donating again. As far as i know, looks fake

  • @sharkattack2153
    @sharkattack2153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Me in the Canadian military during an armored convoy: *gives a moose food*

  • @rabidmario219
    @rabidmario219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Unpopular opinion: People like Emkay have made cursed comments even more cursed.

    • @galaxyace686
      @galaxyace686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Unpopular" 2 days and gains 100 likes

    • @matthewmcintosh4703
      @matthewmcintosh4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      10:40 today's loss is tomorrow's sause

    • @BeingChaoticfun1
      @BeingChaoticfun1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean.... kinda yeah

    • @waynejones8299
      @waynejones8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@galaxyace686 657 now

    • @ryuu6837
      @ryuu6837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sh*t they're on to us

  • @Tsaghira
    @Tsaghira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    The cute critters that were "too large to be hamsters," are prairie dogs.

    • @jenniewright3045
      @jenniewright3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought they were chipmunks 😂

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tsaghira I was looking for this comment. I was like “prairie dogs!”

    • @victorvaldez8869
      @victorvaldez8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanted to check to make sure nobody answered it before I posted it too. Cute little grabby hands, but so many holes in the ground.

    • @thegrammarpolice368
      @thegrammarpolice368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that legal?
      (edit: to keep them as pets?)

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait aren't they lemmings?

  • @tex6924
    @tex6924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    TH-cam: *forces TH-camrs to censor guns*
    Also TH-cam: Hey look at this ad with GUNS

    • @benedings424
      @benedings424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't forget the tiddies

    • @hexvitaminddeficiency9690
      @hexvitaminddeficiency9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Benedings the ads are based on your history....................

    • @Itty-Bitty-Freakitty
      @Itty-Bitty-Freakitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This why you gotta delete your history

    • @tigercors3308
      @tigercors3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hexvitaminddeficiency9690 he never said he didnt like it, just that it was unfair youtubers cant do it too

    • @Smorble
      @Smorble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hexvitaminddeficiency9690 Just a disclaimer mr Hex, there's a thing where you can have non-personalized ads

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    “Coffins are natural maracas”
    Smort'nt

    • @apparentlybird_2661
      @apparentlybird_2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ah yes natures most elusive species the coffin

    • @ddangerx
      @ddangerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's on 69 and I am gonna make it 70

    • @princessmidnight4033
      @princessmidnight4033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mikoss V hehe lel

    • @themyconidwitch
      @themyconidwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ddangerx YOURE GOING TO BRAZIL

    • @stevenre4250
      @stevenre4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now lets put coffins on sticks above the ground and done

  • @Marigold11037
    @Marigold11037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    8:38
    "When you walk in on a cowgirl-"
    Excuse me
    _What._

    • @ThighsOrGoodbye
      @ThighsOrGoodbye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He needs to explain why he said that

    • @lukes4110
      @lukes4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Now we know what his fantasy kink is

    • @immrcrow8862
      @immrcrow8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lukes4110
      ... Oh

  • @shelbypatton7571
    @shelbypatton7571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    i love his little “ahaha” noise. it’s so adorable.

  • @ramen2995
    @ramen2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    4:37
    Somebody once told me
    The world was gonna roll me
    I murdered seven kids in a shed

    • @HerahKobayashi
      @HerahKobayashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hi another WILLIAM VINCENT AFTON

    • @alexacidity676
      @alexacidity676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HerahKobayashi THAT WAS LITERALLY MY THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS

    • @alexacidity676
      @alexacidity676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *the man behind the slaughtering intestifies*

    • @__MeowBerry_
      @__MeowBerry_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Only 7? That aint nothing

    • @HerahKobayashi
      @HerahKobayashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@__MeowBerry_ you mean all UCN

  • @grapefenway1304
    @grapefenway1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    5:56
    EmKay: What game is this from?
    Me, an intellectual: The game called American life

    • @firegames4361
      @firegames4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Plooooof I believe this is an r/whoosh moment here

    • @h.l_r1622
      @h.l_r1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@firegames4361 my guy deleted his comment lmao

    • @LeviVoltHere
      @LeviVoltHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take my like and get outta here.

    • @brookedavidbacay1957
      @brookedavidbacay1957 ปีที่แล้ว

      um actually it’s called cod (r/woosh me please)

    • @Stardewvalleyenjoyer
      @Stardewvalleyenjoyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@brookedavidbacay1957 N O

  • @krownedkhaos4281
    @krownedkhaos4281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Damien: "ah haha"
    Me: "Now don't start that again"

  • @chrisj403
    @chrisj403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "wouldn't you run out of blood though?"
    Oh, Damien.

    • @slyfox7452
      @slyfox7452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah you you can never run out of blood. I take buckets full of blood. But they just scream who’s blood is this.

    • @gideone9802
      @gideone9802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Am I dumb if I thought that, too?

    • @chrisj403
      @chrisj403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gideone9802
      It depends, I'd say that you're dumb if you know less than you should and don't learn from your lack of knowledge.
      Damien without a doubt is dumb, he's old enough to have been educated and should know better.
      You might not have learned this in school yet, since you never had a chance to learn then you're not dumb. Unless you had the chance to learn.

    • @Quaker1
      @Quaker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?_?

    • @aryneiacole2396
      @aryneiacole2396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damien clearly never watched Saw V.. where they gave plenty of information about the human body and blood.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Son what are you doing for a living?" "I read other people's jokes and then laugh stupidly about myself."

  • @citronvannalemon
    @citronvannalemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Damien: "Wouldn't you run out of blood though?"
    Everyone with a IQ above room temperature: *Smort'nt*

    • @AncientPotato-bk1sy
      @AncientPotato-bk1sy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      run not ruin

    • @citronvannalemon
      @citronvannalemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AncientPotato-bk1sy Thanks, I didn't notice that.

    • @ryanpenner9950
      @ryanpenner9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damien who uses kelvin 🤯 *the explosion is his brain*

    • @melodicalTwine
      @melodicalTwine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *bone marrow*

    • @yashsawarn9050
      @yashsawarn9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanpenner9950 this comment will be the humans will evolve faster

  • @grippers_unmatched
    @grippers_unmatched 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Therapist: Gorefield doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
    Guy named Jon: I know but, I just can't get over it
    Therapist: Well, I'm sorry Jon
    Guy named Jon: *Screaming intensifies*

  • @ТодорокиШото-ц4в
    @ТодорокиШото-ц4в 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    "Stuff me with lasagna, Jon."

  • @viciousdog3822
    @viciousdog3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Garfield couch: “sit on me, Jon”
    Garfield onesie: “wear me, Jon”
    Garfield plate: “eat off me, Jon”
    Garfield gum: “Chew me, Jon”
    Garfield lollipop: “suck me, Jon”

    • @God-gc8mp
      @God-gc8mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Rioley Solas its jon in the show, movie, and comic

    • @avianclownfusion5767
      @avianclownfusion5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Golden4156 it's spelt jon

    • @Golden4156
      @Golden4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@avianclownfusion5767 no u

    • @antfucker98-c8u
      @antfucker98-c8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gorefield: "Im sorry, Jon"

    • @yeetgemes7279
      @yeetgemes7279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes the lollipop is da pp

  • @choofiewoo4875
    @choofiewoo4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    5:41 That’s the mission “No Russian” from Modern Warfare 2. The best part of the mission is the sheer amount of civilians you kill.

    • @verkcuos
      @verkcuos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      funniest thing is in the german version, killing civilains would end the mission. you can only kill once the cops come in

    • @jamesfilyawDigginGabe
      @jamesfilyawDigginGabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@verkcuos wait, really?

    • @verkcuos
      @verkcuos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesfilyawDigginGabe yea

    • @LynTheNobody
      @LynTheNobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

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    • @barney6980
      @barney6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no i j

  • @chrishamr947
    @chrishamr947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    The shooting scene is from the mission “No Russian” from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It is an important plot point, as you are only there to spy on the other two men, but in order to be able to do this, you have to get past this scene. You can choose whether or not to partake in the atrocity: you can complete this mission without ever firing a bullet. But you cannot prevent the others from doing it, or you fail the mission.
    Sorry, did I say too much?

    • @caitlinobrien273
      @caitlinobrien273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I know nothing of this game but I'm very intrigued by this, thank you for sharing

    • @votxtt4894
      @votxtt4894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was from modern warfare 3

    • @chromewizard6421
      @chromewizard6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Much sad in this mission

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That Mission caused so much controversy when MW2 came out that they put in the option to skip it entirely.
      EDIT: I misremembered, it was removed in Russian versions, changed in Germany and Japan and the game always had the option to skip it.

    • @LeeGio_MS
      @LeeGio_MS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sirapple589
      Wasn't it already an option before the controversy?

  • @jadeangel999
    @jadeangel999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "It's time to sacrifice Bobby to Satan"
    I knew a Bobby...he mysteriously disappeared after a sleepover with some of his friends though.... 🤔

    • @BasicallyDuncan
      @BasicallyDuncan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jade Vargas I remember this...I was there, though no one remembers me because I was too scared to watch...I feel like I’ll be next...I mean now that Bobby is gone IM the most expendable!

    • @alexandrasinclair7107
      @alexandrasinclair7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You better watch out!
      _You better watch out!_
      *_You better watch out!_*

    • @elizany76
      @elizany76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick!

    • @bobbyterry7604
      @bobbyterry7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No please I beg

    • @lukecostello2300
      @lukecostello2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They make an exception for gaming

  • @localcryptid3492
    @localcryptid3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Suckle was said WAYYY to many times for me to be ok with this video

    • @seldom6007
      @seldom6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How many times it said suckle ^ Like Flower Taylor’s comment

    • @sussygaming2479
      @sussygaming2479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Suckle

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      what is the limit of suckle. we will take this into account for future video content on emkay dot com

    • @blank6477
      @blank6477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmKay r/honeyf******

    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What, you can't handle the SUCC?

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Using Damien’s logic of what qualifies as a “sauce”, then by that same logic, melted ice cream is also a sauce.

  • @GameBanger69
    @GameBanger69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    EmKay: Coffins are nature's marakas.
    Rattle Snakes: Am I a joke to you?

    • @voicelessscooby
      @voicelessscooby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But the coffins aren't natural

    • @AridChannelOfficialSG
      @AridChannelOfficialSG 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@voicelessscooby They are if they're made from wood.

    • @RealElevenTimes
      @RealElevenTimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cfruge444 By your logic everything is natural since everything is made from something that you can find in nature.

  • @badlydrawn4178
    @badlydrawn4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    *m y n a m i e n i s d a m i e n*

  • @stormrunner1177
    @stormrunner1177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That “people living in the moment” meme was from COD Modern Warfare 2 mission: No Russian. The player, who is undercover, has to, with the main antagonist, murder an entire airport of civilians. However, the mission *can* be disabled if you don’t want to experience that... which is good.

    • @taro9921
      @taro9921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you can not kill the civilians, you're also able to shoot the other terrorists lmfao

    • @bradyrewell6130
      @bradyrewell6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      awww they have little bitch mode too

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Damien: *laughs*
    The entire internet: *happiness noise*

  • @Aria_Kitsuragi
    @Aria_Kitsuragi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “Wouldnt you run out of blood?” Welp that should go on r/facepalm

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, the misconception that humans don't regenerate blood or braincells. Why can we regenerate hair, skin, bone and more, but not blood for some reason? Such random limitation. (We can regenerate slowly, so you won't be growing a new arm if you lost one).

    • @medievaloriginal6427
      @medievaloriginal6427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Liggliluff yet we can form a live human inside of us, but a arm is just too much

    • @bhagyashreekarmarkar6206
      @bhagyashreekarmarkar6206 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes I think he does the dumb dumb on purpose.... Just to see the comment section explode 🤔
      Still love you Damien ahaha...

    • @CarbynnKirb
      @CarbynnKirb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You actually could theoretically run out of blood if too much was taken out at once

    • @mistahmatrix
      @mistahmatrix 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LiggliluffI think their misconception was more "wouldn't it not regenerate fast enough" rather than not regenerating at all

  • @goldenjames7731
    @goldenjames7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    My brother is confused like he said “is his name Zach or Damien?”

    • @d3von443
      @d3von443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Golden James me too

    • @d3von443
      @d3von443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So frickin confused

    • @RadioactiveSushiOnMercury
      @RadioactiveSushiOnMercury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dexrex Gaming YT
      There are two people who do voiceovers for the channel. Damien and Zach. They each have their own channels as well.

    • @AaronHayes2901
      @AaronHayes2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GryphonTrainer basically

    • @LunarFate_
      @LunarFate_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's easy to tell by their laugh. Damien's laugh is more of a giggle wheeze; and Zack's is like a girly giggle.

  • @uria2834
    @uria2834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Somebody once sold me,
    A creep now owns me,
    Please help me I’m locked up in his shed~
    I’ll give you his address,
    Just please come ASAP!
    Don’t know how long I can hold my breath...

    • @junienet
      @junienet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      and they dont stop cumming
      and they dont stop cumming
      and they dont stop cumming
      and they dont stop cumming
      and they dont stop cumming

    • @ruvthebassman8706
      @ruvthebassman8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@junienet please

    • @ruvthebassman8706
      @ruvthebassman8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There fortnite kids here

    • @junienet
      @junienet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ruvthebassman8706 fortnite gay

    • @ruvthebassman8706
      @ruvthebassman8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@junienet I know they could go into the unknown of the labyrinth of hentai in the internet it's better not activated their switches
      Although the advantage of that is they won't get wins and will stop playing cause of how "crap" the game and focus on good ol' hentai

  • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
    @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *_7:40_**_- I love how you specifically called him "Richard"_*

  • @thedeathlysmile3938
    @thedeathlysmile3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That scene you were asking about? It’s a mission called “No Russian” from the campaign of Modern Warfare 2, and it is a pivotal moment in the storyline of the game/series.

  • @NecroCritic
    @NecroCritic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    5:38 That's "No Russian", the first level of COD: Modern Warfare 2 where you shoot up a airport. It's one of the most controversial levels in videogame history.

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah and when I played modern warfare 2 it asked me if I wanted to skip it but I played it anyway and liked it then there was another airport level after it but this one was so lifelike it felt like I was actually shooting up an airport and after I finished it I was robbing a bank and it was also lifelike

    • @Deaf_Notes
      @Deaf_Notes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That wasn't the first level at all Smh

    • @thenerdbyrd7026
      @thenerdbyrd7026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

  • @MeddlesomeFools
    @MeddlesomeFools 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Garfield: "Put your body in me, Damien"

    • @purblez_
      @purblez_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Police? Yep, this comment right here.

    • @sergiogodoy3122
      @sergiogodoy3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Garfield: please be gentle Damien

    • @sergiogodoy3122
      @sergiogodoy3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anja Kokanovic that's what she said.

    • @sergiogodoy3122
      @sergiogodoy3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anja Kokanovic XD thanks.

  • @asherliang5161
    @asherliang5161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:17
    "Hopefully you brought some lasagna John"
    "And while your at it gimme that cake"

  • @MeIguessbro
    @MeIguessbro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Death doesn't seem so bad if we become maracas

  • @pockysareweebsticks7647
    @pockysareweebsticks7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The best part is when he’s reading it he sounds like peter Griffin

  • @skullystars
    @skullystars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “Because that’s what villains do”
    *shows picture of Loki*
    ExCuSe mE sIR-

    • @Jess-sl4um
      @Jess-sl4um 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How dare he disrespect Loki, the sassy God

    • @albigalloway4481
      @albigalloway4481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Maskiller29 _DCG mind control~

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maskiller29 _DCG he died a hero

  • @fnafsparkley7631
    @fnafsparkley7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I'm not obese John you just filled me with you tomato sauce."

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Damien. FYI your blood comes back. If I remember right your brown marrow grows and replenishes you’re blood. Your blood ain’t finite my friend so don’t be afraid

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh it's definitely finite once you cut someone open deeply enough

    • @QuintonMurdock
      @QuintonMurdock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know damn well that’s not what I mean

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@QuintonMurdock lmfao

    • @TheBest-cs7qg
      @TheBest-cs7qg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Brown Marrow*

    • @tennamrinchen9904
      @tennamrinchen9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It comes from your lungs not bone marrow

  • @tiopiere3361
    @tiopiere3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:44 the game is Cod:Modern Warfare 2, is from the mision called "No Russian" and it is a controversial mision. In the level, the player controls Joseph Allen, an undercover cia agent who participates in a mass shooting(killing literally just inocents, but some police almost at the end of the mision too) at a Moscow airport to gain the trust of a Russian terrorist group. The leader of the terrorists, Vladimir Makarov, tells his co-conspirators, "Remember, no Russian", implying that speaking Russian would reveal their ethnic origins and affiliation to the Russian ultranationalists. At the end of the level, Makarov kills Allen and reveals that he intended for Russian officials to find Allen's body and believe that the attack was instigated by the United States.
    The level itself is preceded by a warning that the level contains "disturbing content which may offend some players". It also instructs that the level is entirely optional.
    In some countrys the level got 100% censored.

  • @cyvader101
    @cyvader101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    When your so early that you’re not even allowed to speak freely without the fear of death

  • @unlimitedlight6194
    @unlimitedlight6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:38
    Me: *teleports to Damien and slaps him* ok now you are gonna sit down and play one of the best cod games ever to understand this

  • @juliandevorak2581
    @juliandevorak2581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    4:15
    "This is stupid, you can eat 12 year olds"
    Damien: You have evidence?
    Me: Jeffery Dahmer

  • @thomasharris9865
    @thomasharris9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Remember, no Russian. That wasn't a message, this is.

  • @bug_plug5415
    @bug_plug5415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Damien, sweetie, we dont run out of blood.
    *that's what bone marrow and our lungs are for-*

    • @tennamrinchen9904
      @tennamrinchen9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZayoriAnimates *lungs

    • @leafychild5179
      @leafychild5179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tennamrinchen9904
      *bone marrow

    • @tennamrinchen9904
      @tennamrinchen9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Nobody nope lungs I’m pretty sure almost 70% comes from your lungs www.sciencealert.com/an-unexpected-new-lung-function-has-been-discovered-and-it-could-disrupt-decades-of-scientific-thought

    • @leafychild5179
      @leafychild5179 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tennamrinchen9904
      I guess we were both right and wrong. It's both.

    • @tennamrinchen9904
      @tennamrinchen9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Nobody they added lungs, yayyyy

  • @stellleo
    @stellleo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:31 Context: He donated so much of his blood because his unusual blood plasma composition is a treatment for Rhesus disease, which is a medical condition in women that causes the immune system to attack the unborn fetus.

  • @daniellemarsh2340
    @daniellemarsh2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    somebody once sold me,
    this creep is gonna own me,
    someone help, I'm locked up in his shed!~
    he was looking really scary,
    his name is harry,
    i don't want to be here, please help me!~
    best song of the year.

    • @sergiogodoy3122
      @sergiogodoy3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yer a wizard HARRY

    • @alexacidity676
      @alexacidity676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, he won't stop c- nevermind. I won't do it.

    • @stupidratt
      @stupidratt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “And I’m gonna cum in yourrrr earrrsss”

    • @daniellemarsh2340
      @daniellemarsh2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stupidratt stay away from me....

    • @sergiogodoy3122
      @sergiogodoy3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stupidratt why just why XD

  • @derpylion6734
    @derpylion6734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Remember, no Russian"
    Damien: Wait what I forgot

  • @DragonWhoFoundTheInternet
    @DragonWhoFoundTheInternet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Noah needs to come back down here, get his ark, pair these people up, and never come back.

  • @wyattwonnell5921
    @wyattwonnell5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I fricken love that “AhAhA” laugh 😂

  • @comicallylargecannon56
    @comicallylargecannon56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    9:23 can anyone explain this I don't get it

    • @sanskar4363
      @sanskar4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @lifeoflycan2037
      @lifeoflycan2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The dolls are representing Kids/Babies with special needs. Some kids with certain disabilities don't understand that they can hurt animals and end up loving them so much they squish them.

    • @sanskar4363
      @sanskar4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@lifeoflycan2037 holy fuck

    • @Chris-cm4wn
      @Chris-cm4wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lifeoflycan2037 LMAO

    • @whyjodwhy
      @whyjodwhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lifeoflycan2037 dear lord

  • @toxicboa202
    @toxicboa202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    And Damien is a madlad for mixing subreddit names

  • @jawychobo4147
    @jawychobo4147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    The game was COD MW2. It was part of the main campaign

    • @engarland
      @engarland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Modern warfare 2 is one of the best ones they have

    • @gregglesbridger
      @gregglesbridger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spock 102 agreed

    • @borderlandsm3niac26
      @borderlandsm3niac26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @gianolores8664
      @gianolores8664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Remember no russian

    • @thundermover4258
      @thundermover4258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They need to remaster it so it can look good on next gen.

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "No Russian"
    One of the most controversial game missions to ever make it past the storyboard and into the public. I've not played the older CoD games (i.e. before Ghosts/BO3) but I understand that in this mission, you massacre an airport of innocent, defenseless Russian civilians in cold blood.
    I only know of 1 other game mission that can compete with "No Russian" for controversy. Not sure the name of the game it's from but you lead a strike force through a desert, you come across a small town/village and have no info on whether it's an enemy military settlement or a civilian one. You have a choice to proceed with the mission as is or call a napalm strike on the settlement. If you call the napalm strike, you find out that it was civilian (I'm pretty sure it's civilian either way). Melted flesh, scorched bones, decimated buildings still on fire, all for nothing. IIRC some gamers legitimately got PTSD (a toned-down variant since it's not real but, you know) when they realized what they'd done.

    • @mycazglinski2302
      @mycazglinski2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jacob lansman the other game you are talking about is Spec Ops: The Line. Such a heavy game.

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Payne 3. Max Payne 3

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's way darker.

    • @DEADMAN-et2bf
      @DEADMAN-et2bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude knew more than me about that and I played it many many times

  • @wendyroman3843
    @wendyroman3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “No russian” the most controversial mission in Call of duty history and Damien didn’t know where it came from

  • @megacrazyscience1239
    @megacrazyscience1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Nobody:
    Coffins during earthquakes: *CHACHACHA MUCHACHO*

  • @hauderr
    @hauderr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Joke: **exists**
    Damien:*wheeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzeeeeeee*

  • @lesnake
    @lesnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:57 I played Friday the 13. The game:
    My results: The More parts you cut off, the body will run out of blood faster.
    But there was no one left to approve it.

    • @sjackson9847
      @sjackson9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That means you won

    • @Jamsybob
      @Jamsybob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll be Ur witness for u but I don't wanna be joining in

  • @warmox1215
    @warmox1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The main character in the terrorist scene is shooting an airport in Moscow, but to save millions, because the view of the character you're seeing from is a guy from the CIA, who plans to overthrow/kill the leader of the four-man squad. But they already knew that he was a double-agent, and killed him. Afterwards, the Russian police saw the dead body of the agent, and thus Russia went into a world war with America.
    Long story short top secret plan to kill/overthrow a terrorist failed and the world has a third world war.
    *Grammar

    • @tonhaogamergranudo
      @tonhaogamergranudo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot to mention that the game is COD 4.

    • @phoenixashes2965
      @phoenixashes2965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it’s mw 2 actually

    • @lucadoge
      @lucadoge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yep it's modern warfare 2, the mission is called "no russian'"

    • @user-jn8is2tc4v
      @user-jn8is2tc4v 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why everybody likes the game

    • @crealkillr
      @crealkillr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he wanted the name of the game. Its call of duty modern warfare (not the newest one.)

  • @kamiilo_4894
    @kamiilo_4894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:32
    DAMIEN I CHOKED ON MY FREAKING BREADSTICK XD

  • @Meepist1
    @Meepist1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Damien: laughs
    Skeletons in Coffins: it’s seizure time

  • @Skremks
    @Skremks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:14
    "My strawberry milkshake is slightly more red then usual..."

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're evil

    • @Skremks
      @Skremks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why, thank you!

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're very welcome.

  • @Urlocalpope
    @Urlocalpope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Can’t you run out of blood?”
    **cries in mitosis**

  • @NunyaNomi
    @NunyaNomi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I've never heard the word suckle used so many times outside of the farm. TIHI

  • @autumngottem6690
    @autumngottem6690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how whenever Damien would make the F Boy noise he’d laugh after.

  • @iwouldliketobelievethattha7561
    @iwouldliketobelievethattha7561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:56 This is why there are, for lack of a better term, "cooldown" between when you can donate blood. These breaks are for the body to replenish the lost blood. Your body replenishes this blood in the bone marrow, where red blood cells are made.

    • @Broly_TheMetroidFan
      @Broly_TheMetroidFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      your name has 2 that's thatthat Is that a mistake?

    • @iwouldliketobelievethattha7561
      @iwouldliketobelievethattha7561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Broly_TheMetroidFan No? It's correct. I would like to believe that that is a false statement sounds normal. But "I would like to believe that is a false statement" sounds weird.

    • @Broly_TheMetroidFan
      @Broly_TheMetroidFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwouldliketobelievethattha7561 Ah, I see. Sorry.

    • @iwouldliketobelievethattha7561
      @iwouldliketobelievethattha7561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Broly_TheMetroidFan It's alright.

  • @ennard8539
    @ennard8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    6:19 the hell happened to his hand

    • @GregorSamsa69
      @GregorSamsa69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He was born like this, he is famous too search him , he makes comedy about his condition

    • @assgoblin3155
      @assgoblin3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where the fuck have you been for like 5 years if you dont know ricky

  • @Wonderaven
    @Wonderaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Did he really just say coffins are from nature?

    • @c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554
      @c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean technically they are made from wood so

    • @raphaelaquino9898
      @raphaelaquino9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's called the earth after global warming

    • @FeralSB2S351
      @FeralSB2S351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He asked if he'd run out of blood in the same video. I don't think he's okay.

    • @NoskyThe2nd
      @NoskyThe2nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't say coffins were from nature, he said they were natures maracas.

    • @D.AfroC23
      @D.AfroC23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wood

  • @c.pariah1142
    @c.pariah1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:11 When it said "Homosexualness" I thought it was a meme. Then I realized it was being serious.

  • @gryffthedog436
    @gryffthedog436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:32 damian's laugh there will never not be slightly scary

  • @andrewabate2570
    @andrewabate2570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Cod Modern Warfare 2 is the not a phone in sight thing

    • @wordedhalo6746
      @wordedhalo6746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Random Gamer remember, no Russian

    • @xadenhunt5104
      @xadenhunt5104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bro we had a lockdown drill and one of my friends stood up and said "remember, no russian"

    • @shadowdrake36
      @shadowdrake36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remember that level in modern warfare 2 it was my personal favorite because it was the only level that didn't punish you from killing everybody

    • @s.c.p-0796
      @s.c.p-0796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey same here

    • @KMDRG
      @KMDRG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't that the mission where you're undercover in the terrorist group when they shoot up an airport?

  • @Nerthiril
    @Nerthiril 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    5:48 the game is cod: mw2. This is a campaign mission called “No Russian”.

    • @HerahKobayashi
      @HerahKobayashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Cod 2 in modern days

    • @salmany654
      @salmany654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess I was late to answer but hey I answered

    • @chad6700
      @chad6700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      remember, no russian.

  • @RetrogieWasTaken
    @RetrogieWasTaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There is no couch, John.
    There is nothing, John.
    There is no John, John.
    There is only Garfield.

  • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
    @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *4:37**:*
    *_-and since I am too young,_*
    *_I guess my life is done_*
    *_Press F for respect._*
    *_Let it spread._*

  • @randomcomment1593
    @randomcomment1593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Juice and chips.

  • @swazmarthy5929
    @swazmarthy5929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:13 I love how he got more offended by pudding being being called a sauce than the actual comment itself.

  • @korrinnie3847
    @korrinnie3847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    vsauce: why can we eat apples but not 12 year olds?
    me: [sweating]

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: TIME TO EAT VIRGINS FOR BREAKFAST
      NO FORTNITE ALLOWED

    • @seuthkham4937
      @seuthkham4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lunarcreeper Because of you, I have thought of the worst thing ever to exist to man

    • @seuthkham4937
      @seuthkham4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Figure it out? You are cursed

  • @user-kf9oi3jx6p
    @user-kf9oi3jx6p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone: gets shot*
    Damien: wouldn't you run out of blood though?

  • @zoechase8801
    @zoechase8801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Nobody:
    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Not a single person:
    Not even God himself:
    *_DiD yOu CaLl PuDdInG a SaUcE?_*

  • @ryderthompson779
    @ryderthompson779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:50 thats the no Russians misson in cod modern warfare 2

  • @mrwaffles216
    @mrwaffles216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That airport thing is from call of duty: modern warfare 2's Campaign.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:37 Excuse me...When you walk in on a _COWGIRL_ showering?
    Damien, brother, what's on your mind?

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'll never forgive the wild west

  • @safari.luv_DD
    @safari.luv_DD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is why John always feed Garfield lasagna it's because he wants Garfield heart attack

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robot Chicken already made that joke.

    • @3xpl0rer_png
      @3xpl0rer_png 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cfruge444 ah yes a person of culture

  • @-TiredHusky-
    @-TiredHusky- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:54 ... bro... your body can make blood...

    • @crisp1521
      @crisp1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damien is big brain

  • @dallastory191
    @dallastory191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Your bones develop more red blood cells so you don't run out

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 0:45 The bottom hamster looks like he's having a case of post-nut clarity

  • @bungaquezaps6315
    @bungaquezaps6315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Him not knowing no russian hurts me

    • @VERNONTHECRAFTER
      @VERNONTHECRAFTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This might be an opportunity for him to play it, or watch the gameplay.

    • @norka5185
      @norka5185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. And, you've gotta know the deal with the scene to understand the memes it pops up in. Just knowing the game isn't enough XD.

    • @classicalheroes8910
      @classicalheroes8910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should plan mw2 & 3 on stream. That would be cool and hasn't really been done in a while (the campaign at least)

  • @allancuber4465
    @allancuber4465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Damien what is the tweezer teaser, we need answers and pictures

  • @Ali-db9fh
    @Ali-db9fh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Is that what you call your stinky turds chief?” - Damien 2019

  • @mizleytoonz7289
    @mizleytoonz7289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's been 2 years but I finally learned the Tweeser Teaser. Feels like heaven

  • @anikinsgamer4597
    @anikinsgamer4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man: donates blood
    His system: makes more blood
    Emkay: W o U l D n' T h E r U n O u T o F b L o O d ?

  • @professionalcommentstealer5271
    @professionalcommentstealer5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It's "no russian" from "call of duty modern warfare 2"

  • @L4ughable
    @L4ughable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Damien just like “Funny Laughed”