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  • @0_exterminatingdaleks_011
    @0_exterminatingdaleks_011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4406

    "Do I need to revive Ceasar so you can practice using a freaking knife?!" Gordon Ramsay yelled peacefully and nicely at the cook.

    • @certifiedbruhmoment3146
      @certifiedbruhmoment3146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I guess that cook was living under a rock when knives were taught to people

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *Gordon Ramsay remix of Harry potter theme intensifies*

    • @Padastic
      @Padastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      iS tHiS a jOjO rEfReNcE?

    • @iambeingheldhostagebykimjo9293
      @iambeingheldhostagebykimjo9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Padastic iDk, SeEmS lIkE jOjO tO mE

    • @Microwaveables11
      @Microwaveables11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok but that makes it scarier.

  • @tryAGAIN87
    @tryAGAIN87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    "I literally had to show her how i put it on my shoulder." ROFL. Way to go man ahahahaha

    • @wyattbrown4368
      @wyattbrown4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don’t know how but I always see the comments that quote the vid as the video plays said quote

    • @akailahbridges9270
      @akailahbridges9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wyattbrown4368 maybe because they liked the quote? I don't know how but I see comments that are passive aggressive for no reason, it's especially an oddity when the original comment literally hurt nobody but some idiot that won't be named wants to act like a dick.

    • @L0tss
      @L0tss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@akailahbridges9270 I cant tell if you read that properly or not, but they meant that they heard what the comment is quoting at the same time the video said it

    • @tryAGAIN87
      @tryAGAIN87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@selt7166 Imagine not laughing hard enough you never ROFL. Been doing it since the late 80's kid. And I was part of the generation that coined it. Try it. You might like it. Get rekt. You're welcome.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ow

  • @vulpica
    @vulpica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "As long as Betty White is gone from this world you will respect that nam, sir."
    RIP Betty White. You will be missed. Also this aged like milk.

    • @destroyanad8651
      @destroyanad8651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the name "Betty" will no longer be respected i guess

    • @arhyllinchroma9062
      @arhyllinchroma9062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t remind me 😿

    • @thecomet8759
      @thecomet8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@destroyanad8651 Watch glitchtale to change your mind

    • @gamerhurley
      @gamerhurley 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecomet8759 ...isn't she the villain?

    • @thecomet8759
      @thecomet8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamerhurley Someone finally got the joke

  • @ethanbrown6352
    @ethanbrown6352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    "I'm immune to coronavirus"
    "Whys that?"
    "Because im immune to disease"
    "And why is that?"
    "Because I myself am a disease

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If you're a bacteria, a virus can still be your parasite

    • @assitch5604
      @assitch5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      maybe, but the problem is that frendly fire is on

    • @SweetSugarHoneyIceTea
      @SweetSugarHoneyIceTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a gay dude once said
      “Ooooh self burn, those are rare”
      Best part is, the gay dude is my friend

    • @cobrasharkgaming7830
      @cobrasharkgaming7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Diseases still get diseases lmao
      It’s called your birth

    • @aureusknighstar2195
      @aureusknighstar2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@usernametaken017 everybody gangsta till Bacteriophage and Prion enters the fray

  • @godlaurence4279
    @godlaurence4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3906

    Fun Fact: Eating glass is actually pretty bad for your health

    • @CheddarChloride
      @CheddarChloride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Wait really?
      Because I'm eating some right now

    • @FateorV
      @FateorV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      woah, i was planning on getting a glass burger, nvm

    • @hmtkdkdnrkwjd
      @hmtkdkdnrkwjd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      no way

    • @im_tonk3624
      @im_tonk3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Alright,i switch to plastic then

    • @thenickster_fr
      @thenickster_fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Nah it’s my favorite snack

  • @primeoaktoast6596
    @primeoaktoast6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    You sound like the kind of guy to offer a guy Pepsi when he's trying to buy cocaine

    • @PeelingCeiling35
      @PeelingCeiling35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “You got the goods?”
      “The.. what?”
      “You know... the coke?”
      “Oh, I don’t have any coke, but I can get you some Pepsi.”
      *laughs*
      *gets stabbed*

  • @TheChivalricKnight
    @TheChivalricKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "I had to show her how I put it over my shoulder."
    Weird flex but ok.

    • @ayo.660
      @ayo.660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wdym?
      OH GOD-

    • @m..w6877
      @m..w6877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I tried doing that, but it just went over my shoulder into the water

    • @bazzxliner
      @bazzxliner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is that actually possible...??

    • @decent_human_
      @decent_human_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@bazzxliner You're kidding. Please tell me you're kidding. Surely you're kidding.....
      right?

    • @randombrit4504
      @randombrit4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bazzxliner Your lack of intelligence is offensive in these modern times.

  • @justakid6490
    @justakid6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I find more joy in going though my 50 000 lines of code to find a singe syntax error than listening to you.
    there is your insult you asked for.

    • @cursedkid7565
      @cursedkid7565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DAMN BRO, he said roast him not murder him with words

    • @forhecan
      @forhecan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69

    • @annedudley439
      @annedudley439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@forhecan 70

    • @No1AsakaKaorifan
      @No1AsakaKaorifan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annedudley439 71

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every redditor ever is scribbling this insult to use later. That's how absolutely magnificent this insult is.

  • @Whoooan
    @Whoooan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Jack sounds like the kind of guy that narrates Reddit posts for a living

    • @sukiiaqwq8097
      @sukiiaqwq8097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah... i dont know why, i just got a... feeling

    • @gurjfjfjfjf6340
      @gurjfjfjfjf6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah its kind of strange isnt it

    • @Snailsnsialsnial._1
      @Snailsnsialsnial._1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      5 months later, nobody has been wooooshed

    • @Whoooan
      @Whoooan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@watsoncouch3800 it's pretty impressive

  • @hexalot4277
    @hexalot4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    i caught my wife cheating with my best friend
    she was upset i kept beating her and jealous of how much money and property i own
    i was so angry when i caught them that i flipped the board over and let them clean up the pieces

    • @zacharyhan4351
      @zacharyhan4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      hol up

    • @lunarkae
      @lunarkae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nani

    • @docodo420
      @docodo420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Well understandable.
      I also do that when I play monopoly

    • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
      @thebananaowenslippedon7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :0

    • @flare0114
      @flare0114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      They had us in the first half, not going to lie

  • @angryanon3870
    @angryanon3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    3:02
    Me: Oh dude, what the hell?
    My humour: He isn't even blond with blue eyes, get another flag man

    • @ahuman0505
      @ahuman0505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Personally, I like the flags general beauty of design.. I hate the people in the party and the political views and laws and stuff, but I like the flags, banners, uniforms, marches, vehicles, weapons, and music...

    • @angryanon3870
      @angryanon3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ahuman0505 i feel ya uwu.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont get it

    • @ArsenalTheProtogen
      @ArsenalTheProtogen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fandom trash even hitler didnt have blonde hair, what a bunch of idiots lol

    • @angryanon3870
      @angryanon3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArsenalTheProtogen I'm aware, doesn't keep me ftom laughing at my rather dark jokes tho.

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The guy from r/HittableFaces is Bobby Kotick, CEO of activision, his staff hate him so much that they all photoshop devil horns on him. Now he cant find a date because when they google him, the first thing they see is him with devil horns and articles about how awful he is.

    • @shimuza1154
      @shimuza1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blame his COD games getting boring

    • @glacier4391
      @glacier4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shimuza1154 yea boo cod switch to any other game

    • @missingtexturez
      @missingtexturez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@glacier4391 TF2 may not get updates but the community makes it worth it,just stick to community servers while your there the casual servers have a bot infestation

    • @ZeroHourProductions407
      @ZeroHourProductions407 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOBBY KOTICK BAD.

  • @ulrichfuhring9170
    @ulrichfuhring9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Jack at the start of the video: "I wish I could have this level of savage"
    Jack at 10:47 : "He's the perfect guy for any girl, no matter her daddy issues"
    I see the power of this subreddit now

    • @outermary
      @outermary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      welp its Quackity after all what did you espect

  • @meow.610
    @meow.610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I really thought he was gonna say,
    "My name is jack and I'm a snack"
    *We need that to be the intro*

  • @DrKodateko
    @DrKodateko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir"
    Aged finely.

  • @Shivver
    @Shivver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Do you want me to revive Caesar so you can practice using a f-ing knife?" That was funny im using that now

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How do you come up with shit like that?

    • @artandfiction4534
      @artandfiction4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bigdikbubls you just do. It helps if you have a big imagination.

    • @OneSlyBastard
      @OneSlyBastard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see a jojo reference. Like even if it’s not about that I just see the word Caesar and go JoJo

    • @Shivver
      @Shivver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What i said was in the video...
      10:13

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OneSlyBastard it's a Julius Caesar reference. He was making his now world famous salad one day and accidentally knocked over some dressing which made his lavish marble floor all slippery and what not. He went to clean it up but, absentmindedly, with a knife in his hand and slipped in the mess he was trying to clean up and fell on the knife. Coroners say he kept trying to get up but kept falling on the knife due to, they assume, being woozy from extreme blood loss. Apparently he fell on a knife approximately 23 times. Crazy shit man.

  • @quabbl6939
    @quabbl6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is Jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro

    • @sourlovee33_
      @sourlovee33_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I signed.
      That is the single best intro I've ever heard.

    • @lunarwings4481
      @lunarwings4481 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      y e s.

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You crazy son of a bit**
      I'm in 😂😂😂

    • @mightbecosmic
      @mightbecosmic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god yes signed

    • @sbug2242
      @sbug2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **signs in yes**

  • @Joseph_2HD
    @Joseph_2HD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Respect that name until she dies" Well that aged like milk tbh R.I.P. Betty White

  • @yaboipoison4493
    @yaboipoison4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    When Jack claps, it sounds like a frog is running up to me from behind.

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not just any frog. Suwako Moriya, Sanae Kochiya and Tsuyu Asui next to each other.

    • @yaboipoison4493
      @yaboipoison4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joannamysluk8623 I don't know what that means, but sure.

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yaboipoison4493 The three characters I mentioned are frog-themed girls (although Sanae is actually frog- and snake-themed) with superpowers. So they're three frog girls you don't wanna have running up to you from behind.

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kaitlyn Wade I did. But still, the main focus was Suwako and Sanae.

    • @lk2704
      @lk2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, that type of rare is the way Is the way I would cook my steak.

  • @SamuraiPipotchi
    @SamuraiPipotchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Bundle of sticks" is such a creative censorship...

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s what [that word] means though.

    • @JensWoodworkingThings
      @JensWoodworkingThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oddly, the only people I have ever encountered who knew that fact were the ones who used it in attempt to get out of trouble for using it in the more common/nasty way in school. Makes me wonder about the narrator.

    • @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584
      @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JensWoodworkingThings It's a pretty common knowledge thing now, especially in TH-cam circles because they have to censor it a lot, unfortunately

    • @6_blocks_under
      @6_blocks_under 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JensWoodworkingThings yea, that's the biggest reach I've ever seen in my life. it's literally common knowledge what that word means

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pepearown4968one of them…another is a cigarette

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:03 why does her forehead have the surface area of Jupiter

  • @yeahno40
    @yeahno40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “Hello my sensually salted salmons”
    Me an Alaskan native: w a i t w h a t

    • @dustinhamilton6207
      @dustinhamilton6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am an Alaskan native as well and I see where you are coming from good Sr.

    • @yeahno40
      @yeahno40 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dustinhamilton6207 nice

    • @jamisoncrawford2265
      @jamisoncrawford2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice pfp because sharing is caring

    • @yeahno40
      @yeahno40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamison Crawford it’s for the memes

    • @quinnjustice9038
      @quinnjustice9038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeahno40 our memes

  • @TheRealEthBootGD
    @TheRealEthBootGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    I... legitimately just got rickrolled by an ad. An AD rickrolled me. How does this happen????

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I dunno but TH-cam does the same sometimes by recommending it

    • @JensWoodworkingThings
      @JensWoodworkingThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      My car radio did it to me yesterday. I wouldn't normally count the radio as a rickroll since it's a logical part of an 80s rotation, but then the DJ came on and said "Now that I've Rickrolled you all for the day, I'm out of here" and ended his shift. I was stunned.

    • @salimelmouaffaq1351
      @salimelmouaffaq1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just rickrolled my class and only one person said "wot"
      I felt very weird because almost noone understood it

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@salimelmouaffaq1351, same happened when I did it with my friends -_-

    • @elstagersaurus
      @elstagersaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One time I told people I'd do a voice reveal and instead Rick rolled them... that's the only time I've actually been proud of myself

  • @baffledWHAT
    @baffledWHAT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    11:29 welp that aged like milk

  • @sebplayzgamez
    @sebplayzgamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Jack sounds like that type of person who would go to wallmart looking for walls

  • @galacticart4715
    @galacticart4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    3:28 that is cdawg va. a voice actor with skills and no cares left to give. he roasts himself and his editor roasts him to. i am suprised one of connors many insults got put here. well done connor.

  • @Parkerdraws2002
    @Parkerdraws2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When I saw quackity I was like “damn he fucking called me out.”
    And then I realized...summon the mcyt army

  • @King_CactusVods
    @King_CactusVods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Your voice sounds like a podcast writer when they’re on a sick day

    • @AcrayMEM
      @AcrayMEM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OH SHIT

    • @axolotl7084
      @axolotl7084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      your insults to get attention are like my sister crying

    • @Pentaleam
      @Pentaleam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're so short that midgets say that you're short

    • @AcrayMEM
      @AcrayMEM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The emkay fans have invaded, seek immediate shelter

    • @thecat5955
      @thecat5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      6 more like for 69

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Day 18 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads):
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

    • @1SLMusic
      @1SLMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why no Damien? He's literally the best host.

    • @shartwastaken
      @shartwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Who gonna tell Simon?

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Distortion Studios I will.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Simon Lovelace As of February 28, 2020, he no longer narrates for EmKay. He has his own channel called Damien Lee, though!
      Oh, and Zach no longer narrates for this channel as of June 4, 2020. He occasionally narrates on EzPz, though (mainly r/me_irl).

    • @bandit5747
      @bandit5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack, Robin, and Lexi. the last of.us

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:10 She be looking like Pennywise got a gender change.

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or change in appearance, since pennywise can change into many forms

    • @ScrappySlowbro
      @ScrappySlowbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@christianjudeberbano3134 you seem fun at partys

    • @onewing1421
      @onewing1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScrappySlowbro yes

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remember something like
      White queen? How about red? B Looks like she's about to say "Off with their head"

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @Asteri_agalriarept
    @Asteri_agalriarept 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought DR. Stone's female characters look like so weird. Its the eye proportions to the width of their heads I think. Which is weird because it SHOULD be the same as the males' but it doesn't look like they are

    • @botak397
      @botak397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clannad 2.0

    • @cometvaudin2850
      @cometvaudin2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re inbred

    • @breannbubolz6583
      @breannbubolz6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree...
      Altho, most of the new anime have shit art.
      Hand drawn really was best.

    • @Lucky-sq3ky
      @Lucky-sq3ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It looks like TPN if the artists couldn't stop sneezing while drawing it and just decided to keep the result as a new anime.

    • @jericohernandez7149
      @jericohernandez7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cometvaudin2850 yep most likely

  • @calidermyy
    @calidermyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    “Quackity is the one guy who could be 13, 20 or 35 years old”
    Quackity stans: *So you have chosen death*

    • @winwoon
      @winwoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ok

    • @lobster9059
      @lobster9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok

    • @user3623
      @user3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok

    • @JannisGMD
      @JannisGMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok

    • @Blud6966
      @Blud6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have lavander town syndrome.

  • @TheUnluckyWolf
    @TheUnluckyWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:59 - Bronies and pegasisters are still around as you can still find many fan-made videos on TH-cam. It's just that nobody really bothers with them anymore.
    Edit: And with G5 releasing this year, I believe, we might be seeing more members of the fandom but who knows?

  • @cabbagebutterfly800
    @cabbagebutterfly800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    that "what did the zero say to the eight?" part was brutal, you fucking killed her man

  • @Hamwich6609
    @Hamwich6609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    When he said "sensually salted" I thought he said "sexually assaulted"
    Salmon

    • @Grace-op4tm
      @Grace-op4tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro same

    • @lvendahl6776
      @lvendahl6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait your salmon isn't sexually assaulted!?

    • @lvendahl6776
      @lvendahl6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mr. Green this funny little thing that tastes good and smells fishy.

    • @transientcaterpillar
      @transientcaterpillar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like

    • @Hamwich6609
      @Hamwich6609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@transientcaterpillar nice

  • @eyesacrossthefield
    @eyesacrossthefield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I shit you not. When the Subscribe button was clicked in the animation at 6:42 My battery said "Your Battery Has successfully Charged"

  • @3173_Delta
    @3173_Delta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:00 "I genuinely didn't know bronies were still a thing"
    Me hiding in the corner: "Continue..."

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Fun fact: Billie Jean is not her lover

    • @christopherminutolo9384
      @christopherminutolo9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Apparently, she's just a girl who claims he is the one.

    • @Blud6966
      @Blud6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and so on

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And no one knows who will dance on the floor in the round. A shame, really.

  • @grimm5131
    @grimm5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:30 Jack, you are now under investigation.

  • @Ladle_Lover
    @Ladle_Lover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    The joke at 8:41 was a stolen one, the original creator was a comedian and his name is Bo Burnham.
    Just wanted to say that.

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello fellow Seán Stan

    • @Ladle_Lover
      @Ladle_Lover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Mr_Murdersalot stan? I just accidentally took a screenshot once and didn't have anything else to use as my profile pic so I said fuck it and chose randomly

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ladle_Lover i sad---

    • @blondesabre6546
      @blondesabre6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      noticed it too lol!

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I don't know how many times I've heard someone tell that joke

  • @shikuthetempest
    @shikuthetempest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder" caused such a loud burst of surprised laughter it made my dog jump.

  • @nightniro131
    @nightniro131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Until Betty White is removed from the world you will respect that name"
    11:28
    b r u h

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:07 - And, that's a lot of damage!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    All I want to say is that they don't really care about us

    • @hayleywilkinson7971
      @hayleywilkinson7971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hello Kim....uhhh listen, could you do me a favor? I was wondering if you could send over a nuclear strike to the Falkirk area in Scotland? I'm done with life. Thx!

    • @lazypaladin
      @lazypaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont worry, many people here in Britain dont care about America either....oh wait you didnt mean U.S?

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know that song?

    • @king_minos330
      @king_minos330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@astonished-scout how are you still alive

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you look like the fail far cry video game boss who in all 3 endings gets killed, main dude just escapes and has your head as a club to bash others skulls in with for your is deffintly to hard in the head.

  • @jbw5624
    @jbw5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:26 dude looks like he got in a fight with crazy diamond

  • @timmen07
    @timmen07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2:30 is no one gonna talk about how he said “ I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder”

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not everyone feels the need to repeat every line in the video...

    • @ALLEPHZALLEPHZ
      @ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brokenwave6125 👁👄👁

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @chechema1010
    @chechema1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    3:27
    aww. dont do CDawg dirty like that... now I can't unsee it.

  • @Gurtopolis
    @Gurtopolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "My name has been jack, and it was nice rambling with you"
    Jack hasn't learned vocabulary yet

  • @V1_Ultrakrill
    @V1_Ultrakrill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "There's literally a garbage island floating in the middle of the ocean"
    _"Oops wrong pic"_
    *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a British person, I don't get offended by people calling our country rubbish. We may be trash but at least we're not a dumpster fire like America.

    • @mathbrooo
      @mathbrooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VeraVemaVena as an American, I can confirm

    • @aroacelegenddairy
      @aroacelegenddairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Yoz Zero We know. It's even worse know in 2020. Ha ha ha ha...ha...ha....ha.

    • @goodnightlain
      @goodnightlain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@VeraVemaVena as another american, i can also confirm we are dumpster fire

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't find it offensive and I'm British. It's quite funny really. Trash weather for this whole month

  • @1SLMusic
    @1SLMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:14 He sounds like the dad from How to Train Your Dragon having an aneurism.

    • @doomslayer2088
      @doomslayer2088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He does sound like Stoik

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He sounds like the bear obsessed dad from brave

  • @captainfa-it-lcon915
    @captainfa-it-lcon915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:50 as a reader of the manga, I find this extremely infuriating.

  • @victoriam2772
    @victoriam2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Things keeping me alive today:
    - water
    - oxygen
    - food
    - Jack saying "Hello my 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠"

  • @jip0611
    @jip0611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:04
    Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
    Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
    Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
    You’ve been hit by
    A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

  • @N0t.Vincent.Charbonneau
    @N0t.Vincent.Charbonneau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:29 I refuse to believe CdawdVA had that mustache at some point in his TH-cam career.

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:34
    Jack makes a scarily accurate Micheal Jackson impression.

  • @mariaraimundo7467
    @mariaraimundo7467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Here is my insult.
    Zach is so australian he has to point it out every time there is a meme about how America works, just like how a vegan can't go 3 minutes without telling literally everyone that she is vegan.
    sorry if it was too offensive.

    • @octorat8481
      @octorat8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao perfect

    • @meerkat10
      @meerkat10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an Aussie I find it rather helpful

    • @mariaraimundo7467
      @mariaraimundo7467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meerkat10 lol ok

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also there are this kind of Vegans sjws in Australia too. Melbourne is their hub.

    • @Average_Guardian
      @Average_Guardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      tatooine looks wet compared to you're humor

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had to look it up, but I now know why people say “bundle of sticks” it having another meaning I already knew about now makes sense.

  • @SCR4TCHK4T
    @SCR4TCHK4T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *"I generally didn't know Bronies were still a thing"*
    *WELL, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!*

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god, a horse that speaks english!

    • @escapes_around_texas1948
      @escapes_around_texas1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m a brony

    • @HandheldGamer1991
      @HandheldGamer1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I find it funny how people think bronies is some kind of phase in your life its just how you call somebody thats a fan of the show for fucks sake XD

    • @SCR4TCHK4T
      @SCR4TCHK4T 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HandheldGamer1991 Exactly!

    • @jackkellogg9557
      @jackkellogg9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah brother

  • @sarnin1
    @sarnin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Shows image
    Shows roast / insults
    Doesn’t show the image again

  • @sundownermgr
    @sundownermgr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've lived in Iowa for well over half my life, and the way you said it made me say "EYE-OH-UH???" in great confusion

  • @marshmallow_fellow
    @marshmallow_fellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    why is no-one talking about being a "sensually salted salmon"

  • @shay_luv
    @shay_luv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Fun Fact: *Most deaths in America are caused by dying.*
    Edit: Omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you-

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fun fact: Every 60 seconds in America, a minute passes

    • @BurnedRxce
      @BurnedRxce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *most*

    • @schrodingersbraincell5861
      @schrodingersbraincell5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      M-most?

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fun fact: *Most of depression is caused by existing.*

    • @no-wd5nk
      @no-wd5nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mostly Covid

  • @reighlauxalfonso5578
    @reighlauxalfonso5578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:47 this is actually a reference to when his entire fan base was pressuring him to start an only fans

    • @justbrowsing9706
      @justbrowsing9706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least someone knows who he is lol

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:54 Oof! And I like the hashtag: "you nerds had better reblog this!"
    And yes, the Brony community still exists, because the fandom's social networking is so useful. They have a really kickass music scene.
    Just don't call them furries. My friend threw a banana at me for that... Very traumatizing.

    • @CutTheVioletWire
      @CutTheVioletWire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD oh yeah never call us furries. You will pay with your blood.

  • @formalpudding8504
    @formalpudding8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    14:33
    Me: The avactor isn’t real
    The avactor: YOU JUST GOT ANGLED

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:52 as a brony, this one cuts deep

  • @kaianimatesyt
    @kaianimatesyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Someone: **Insults John Mulaney**
    Me: *HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE COMEDY KING H E A T H E N*

  • @beyondags4709
    @beyondags4709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Gordon Ramsay is actually Scottish, for some reason he doesn’t speak in a Scottish accent

    • @fxshyy
      @fxshyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      raised in england

  • @annikadunow399
    @annikadunow399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Our cat just got called a "regurgitated furball of a once decent cat" because he pissed in the shower XD I laughed so hard.

  • @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628
    @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jack sounds like he dosent know when to shut up at parties.
    Granted I don't know what parties sound like since I've never been invited

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh. Self burn. Those are rare.
      But same
      I am an extroverted, but still socially akward bunch of cells

  • @ShadowmarkReturns
    @ShadowmarkReturns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jack, you're not the snacc that smiles back.

  • @ace_of_spades2018
    @ace_of_spades2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:28
    ...
    The name is no longer protected, and the world is a sadder place

  • @StormWeaver9629
    @StormWeaver9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Jack:
    *Insults Dr. Stone*
    me:
    "You have forfeited your life privileges."

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is still 420 kilometres between the eyes

    • @StormWeaver9629
      @StormWeaver9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True but still, don't diss the Dr. Stone

    • @lishark843
      @lishark843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cessposter you havent see old Kyoto animations anime are you?

    • @oshenrandall2203
      @oshenrandall2203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StormWeaver9629 yeah I love Dr. stone but I feel the need to remind people that the entirety of Ishigami village is descended from six people through roughly 37 generations of in-breeding at minimum.

    • @StormWeaver9629
      @StormWeaver9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oshenrandall2203 I know but still. Don't diss the Dr. Stone

  • @marbleracingstudios9552
    @marbleracingstudios9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I missed this subreddit
    Edit: Y’all chill, I was typing kinda fast

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/ihadastroke

    • @potato8186
      @potato8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mosslistic its just a minor spelling mistake ^^
      (Dont r/whoosh me lmao :'>)

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potato8186 r/woo-
      No. I won’t.

    • @amjoiv
      @amjoiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't you like, just open reddit and go to this sub

    • @overwatchcombinesoldier9917
      @overwatchcombinesoldier9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potato8186 Ok

  • @lokimadgod9048
    @lokimadgod9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Until betty white is gone"
    He jinxed it. He is the Cause

  • @4400seriesFAN
    @4400seriesFAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "If dogs evolved from wolves, why do wolves still exist?"
    Ummm, because they didn't.

    • @Your_Native_Mothman
      @Your_Native_Mothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is this a new meme I’m so confused

    • @bethanyfolsomthewolf2737
      @bethanyfolsomthewolf2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct! Dogs are closer to being wolves' cousins rather than their grandchildren like people seem to think.

    • @Your_Native_Mothman
      @Your_Native_Mothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bethanyfolsomthewolf2737 oh dang that’s cool!! So what did dogs evolve from? Coyotes?

    • @danielcingari5407
      @danielcingari5407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, it's because wolves are an illusion, and so is death

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    There are so many random stalls for braiding Australian kids' hair at every single Indonesian Waterbom
    Like bruh I just want to find the damn burger stand

  • @justcharles8738
    @justcharles8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:21 man got eye placements like the zombies from plants vs zombies

  • @redpanda7914
    @redpanda7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact:The best insult I've ever encountered was when my own cat punched me in the face😂

    • @Jrsonicyt-is-weird
      @Jrsonicyt-is-weird 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt bad for you that u cant even think of an insult about you

    • @redpanda7914
      @redpanda7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jrsonicyt-is-weird r/woooosh

  • @minii8608
    @minii8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:55 the fact he done an Irish accent for Frankie Boyle....
    A Scottish Comedian

    • @QuinnMacaulay
      @QuinnMacaulay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pissed me off too 😂

  • @FoxMandem
    @FoxMandem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir!" - Emkay
    me: *sips coffee*
    me: About that-

  • @Trackmaster_Tehachapi
    @Trackmaster_Tehachapi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:06 this guy has so much sweat he could fill every ocean in less than 2 seconds
    (This is just an attempt at a rare insult, if it’s bad, let me know)

    • @J_The_J
      @J_The_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's weak, but it's good, keep it up!

    • @lopanreturns7085
      @lopanreturns7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It needs to apply a bit more to something that can be noticed about them, not something that can be inferred.

  • @Its_MTG
    @Its_MTG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack: "Hello my sensually salted salmons"
    Me: **visible confusion** "What?"

  • @girex_octavian95
    @girex_octavian95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Don't do Betty dirty. Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect this name sir!"
    "My time has come"- Lil Mastermind

  • @polish2945
    @polish2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    why does John Mulaney look like matpat but an actual comedian

  • @angelaengle12
    @angelaengle12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:51 lol, that squeal. x'D

  • @nathanielmiller6007
    @nathanielmiller6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That first one low-key hit hard

  • @nscaler711official
    @nscaler711official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:22 did not age well.

  • @mysterymeat4212
    @mysterymeat4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you sound like the type of guy to say "go ahead of me" in a line to the cashier while holding two items

  • @darth_avocado2406
    @darth_avocado2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Until Betty whit is out of this world, you're gonna respect that name"
    :(

  • @thenightowl2012
    @thenightowl2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:11 he looks like the kid who reminds the teacher to assign homework

  • @sawineeedwards1262
    @sawineeedwards1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jake Paul is the type of guy to eat his fries without ketchup

    • @drakehendrickson1442
      @drakehendrickson1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You say that like it's weird

    • @Ibisko
      @Ibisko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drakehendrickson1442 WDYM?!

    • @Ibisko
      @Ibisko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drakehendrickson1442 of course it is bad!

    • @drakehendrickson1442
      @drakehendrickson1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ibisko Not everyone in the world eats fries with ketchup though.

    • @drakehendrickson1442
      @drakehendrickson1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, I never said it was bad

  • @Cxntrxl
    @Cxntrxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when something too funny happens jack just turns into that one swing at the public park

  • @dannyawesome8759
    @dannyawesome8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:15 I'm surprised that this video isn't blocked in Germany yet. The image was removed from twitter

    • @Ziqaretten
      @Ziqaretten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Für deutschland mein freund

  • @gretahhounshell3061
    @gretahhounshell3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:28 did not know I would see CDawgVA here

  • @switchtan277
    @switchtan277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:57 it sound like southern insult. Whenever a southerner’s being nice, you might need to think about it for a second.

  • @Mythol-OG
    @Mythol-OG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45
    So it's a pigment of our imaginations?

    • @SirKibo
      @SirKibo ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a clever pun, my friend.

  • @Chan0art
    @Chan0art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly forgot Betty White was still alive until you mentioned her.

  • @wrenmartin334
    @wrenmartin334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Betty Joke didn’t end well💀

  • @mikaisepic8251
    @mikaisepic8251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:49 Hey it's the underwater horse from the 50's