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Shuler King - This Bat Can Have My House!!!
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That's not a bat, that's count Dracula.
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I do agree
Can't stop laughing
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Whom ever took this picture i can bet every dime in my account it wasn't a black person😂😂😂...
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Right 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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The keys are on the table. Baby i ain't never coming home no more.
Lol
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YOU ME NEITHER MY NEW ADDRESS WILL BE A SECRET EVEN FROM ME 😳😳😳😳
🤣🤣🤣🤣Don’t use that bat as an excuse to leave you been wanting to
Leave 🤣🤣🤣
The keys, the locks,the will,the lease...I have scratched my name off😂
If he staying there he big enough to pay a bill or two
I know that's right😂😂😂
@@argerinejordan4703 🤣🤣🤣
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@Caudahy Hall lol look here he can do security overnight lol
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The real question: how did someone remain conscious long enough to take the picture??
Exactly!😱
Facts😂😂😂
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For real😂
😂😂😂 same shit I'm wondering. This would a word of mouth story no pic. Who staying let alone taking a pic
When they say, "like a bat out of hell" this is what they talkin' 'bout.
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🤣😂 LMAO! 😝😜
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Facts!!!!☹️
That's Elder Marcus from Underworld Evolution. That boy command the whole Coven! 🦇
One of the best comments 👌 🤣🤣😂
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I swear that's what I was thinking😂😂😂😂😂
Facts!!!!!
On gawd 🤣🤣🤣
Bat be like say brh hit that light when you leave
Best comment ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Underrated comment
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I'd be like: "will do!"
That was a good comment. I LOL when I read it!
Folks talking about, "Oh, that's just a fruit bat." Uh, there is no 'just' when you see something like that hanging in your house. 😲😲😲 Either he's going to save Gotham City or lay waste to some Ottomans, I'm not quite sure yet LOL!
“...lay waste to some Ottomans...”, oh, Jesus that’s funny. 🤣
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You went all the back to the Ottomans? Damb, Gina, I mean Nikki.
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Bahahahaha. Dead
Anybody else beside me turn their phone upside down to get a better look at this bat? Lol!
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Me ✋😀😀
I did 😁
I really wish I hadn't 😭😭😭
Yazzz! I screenshot it so I can go back into mi phone photoz and blow it up! 😂🤣😂🤣
This was in the Philippines. How are the bats bigger than the people? 🤨😂
This comment is intellectually underrated.
Flying Fox...they eat fruit
I saw them before in the Philippines during a military training. They are fruit bats but scary AF
I had to go research because i thought it was photoshopped but there really are a species of bats that gets that big. Theyre called Golden Crown Flying Fox.. it can indeed stretch a 5-foot-6-inch wingspan, with a body and head of up to about 11.5 inches. They can also weigh more than 2.5 pounds, making them "among the largest bats in the world."
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I swear Westley Snipes killed that damn thing in the last blade movie.
Lmao
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He folded up like... "I wish somebody would say something to me - not today."
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Straight up LMAO😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Oh hell naw. Burn the whole damn house down.
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Blow it up...I ain't taking no chances for this thing escape the fire!
Idilistic M 🤣🤣🤣 YES!!! Cause where there is one there are MORE!!!!
I dare someone, anyone, to tap that bat on its shoulder and tell it that it ain't gotta go home but it has to get out of here!!
Bimmer Driver 😂😂😂definitely
Lol. My heart would probably stop. I never would stop looking for it long after its gone.
That bat can have everything...the house and cars...😱😂 I would've messed myself seeing something that damn big...
“He can have the house I’ll pay the bills...”😂😭😂
😅😅The hell with that sh***. He can have the damn house and pay the bills. I am out!!😅😅
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Yo I'm homeless lmao
Then he called the bat *SIR* 😂🤣😂
That looks like the monster from "Jeepers Creepers'.
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Was looking for this comment. Knew it had to be here somewhere 🤣😂
The golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus) is a fruit-eating megabat found only in the Philippines. It is one of the planet's largest bat species, with a wingspan up to 5 feet 6 inches long and a weight of up to 2.6 pounds.
I said the same thing
Yes lol
Can you imagine coming home to that?! 😳 🦇 And the first thing I would NOT do is take a picture!!!!! 😑
I'm sorry for the animal and nature lovers, BUT I'm getting a gun and emptying all of the bullets into it. I LIE NOT. He came to the wrong house today. Now someone go get Count Dracula a coffin.
That is Dracula!!! Ain't NO DAMN WAY ITS NOT!!! He done got some blood from Blade!!!!
Whistlerrrrrrr
Thus dude looks like he has a social security number.
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Great 👍🏽 comment! I’m so dead!! 😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭you ain't neva lied🙅🏿♀️🙅🏿♀️
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And a bank account and driver's license🤣🤣🤣.
I bet he's waiting at the home of the guy who started spreading rumors about bats originating the corona virus.
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@to day FR
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're on time out!
As a matter of fact, not only could he have my house, he can have the whole country, cause I’d leave the whole country😂
Saying it just a fruit bat is like saying it’s just a June bug.. I’m goin to still duck and run!!
Yeah, it not “just a” ANYTHING 😂
Exactly! I don't care if the bat eats Fruit Loops and Fruity Pebbles, I simply cannot with this!!!
See what happens when scientists discovers a cave and let shit out
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That's how it always starts doesn't it 😂😂😂
@@birdhead73 always
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Them same scientist be invading Egyptian tombs, “discovering” ish and letting who knows what else out.
I’m not waking the S:O.B up 📢 in my kat Williams voice....... you know what this ain’t even my house
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I wonder if he says that when 12 year old kids beat him up after being the one who provoked the fight in the first place while hanging out in front of a school
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Good one...💯💯👍👍
Why does the face look like a doberman tho🤣
I'm late but wanted to say, this is a Bismark Flying Fox (some people say Giant Fruit bat) they are native to Australia, Indonesia and other areas in the South Pacific. Some people rescue them when they get caught in people's fences and in telephone lines (watched many videos related to them). They only eat fruit and are considered to be quite docile, they don't attack people at all (though they are not kept as pets as they can carry diseases). People say they look cute because they have the face of a dog (not like the small blind bats). One woman likes to resue baby ones and wrap them in cute blankets and give them bananas and pacifiers to suck. Personally, I like them.
He called the BAT 👉SIR 😭🤣😂😂😂😅😂🤣🤣
That's a man fr... crazy
Thats a grown man n thats his house
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If "Flying like a bat out of Hell👹... currently in rest mode"..was an image...😱😱👀👀😂😂
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HONEY YES!
Good one 👋😁😄
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Cut him some slack, Dude just squatting cus he got evicted from his cave yall!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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@@otpyrc 😃✊
If I pull up to my driveway and see something like that I'm tossing him the house keys and say you the man of the house now as I back out of the driveway .
Lord! I would have dropped dead and ascended to Heaven before St Peter even got my reservation!
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Kelli Lloyd 🤣🤣🤣you and me both! Dead on the spot!!! There’s no way on Earth I would’ve had a pulse after seeing this!
Now thats funny..😂🤣😭
"that ain't no damn bat" Martin voice 😂😂😂 no cap that look like the monster from Jeepers Creepers 😭😭😭
I wouldn't be surprised if that movie is based off this bat or bird or fly fox or whatever it may be.
Kmsl laughing @ that ain't no damn bat....Martin voice!!!
One of the Funniest Martin episodes
maaannnneeeee str8 up
Lmfao!!!! I'm weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂💀
Bats that big only eat fruit. lol!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That bat is beautiful! They got a bad reputation because of the horror stories.😭
It's beautiful..no doubt. But it's big as hell and I'm sure if extreme hungry, you just might be mistaken for a nice juicy apple. Imagine the amount of mess this thing leaves behind? I wouldn't want it in my house, hell I don't clean up after kids. I sure ain't cleaning up after that super sized thing.
That is true but honestly the average person see something like that at their house they not coming back till the swat team clear his ass out
Lol these things live in Philippines and they eat fruit. It’s still a HARD no for me tho.
That bat is big enough to own his own home! And it looks like he claimed that one. 😮😮😮
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I read that it's the size of a 2nd grader.
Ain’t that thing that was on the movie “Jeepers Creepers”?
Lmaoooo omg heck yea
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I was thinking the same thing!!!
My exact thought
LMAO
This can not be real!!! 😱😱😱 I would have passed out!
It’s real they’re called flying foxes and they’re native to Australia they only eat fruit
He would be the first 🦇 bat to own his own house 🏠 🚘 car kid’s 🧒🏾🧒🏾🐕 dog and everything😂😂I’m so fr
He the one that spread the coronavirus and now he chilling like a villain.😂😂😂
That's actual facts...He s spread it everywhere but has nowhere to go bc we all quarantined and he didn't make an appointment ahead of time😭😡😂
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That was ignorant...wow.
I swear i thought this was someone in a costume playing around...
Me too. Where are bats this large????
I believe it is a costume.
@@Daintytwinkletoes ok because that can't be real
Australia
@@ENYPolyglot Australia. It's a "flying fox" just a big fruit bat.
It is a Flying Fox and they live in Austrailia. They eat fruit.
Philippines have some
You mean for dessert, right?
@@tonystark701 No. They're fruit bats.
@@OG_HazelGrrl I know that. I was only joking. 😊
My body would still be in the same place my soul would be out the door
If it were wearing a fedora I would think it was the Jeepers Creeper dude. Damn its been 23 years already😱
This year has been 23 exactly🤣🤣🤣
Keep an eye out for 2024 bud! Looks like dude is hibernating til then...
Took me a minute lol!
I was thinking the same thing, he ready to eat!
Oooo that's a thought!!!
He said, “ He can have the house and he will still pay the bills.” Lmbo
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I thought that was funny too
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Man that looks like a whole person! Tf??
This is actually a real bat. It's called 'A Black Flying Fox'. Something like that. And they're big ASF! lol
Not that big lol
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@@Li-hj2yc The giant golden crowned flying fox actually does get this big. Years ago, I vacationed for four months in the Philippines and almost pissed myself the first time I saw one during a hike. They usually won't bother you if you don't bother them.
Just walk by and say what up homie? 😄😄
A bat much smaller than that took my house, and I gave him my husband! Hell no, I'm out!
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U awful. Lol. Yo husband needs a better wife. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Girl bye not your husband
Gargoyles are for real. I would die straight from a heart attack instantly.
I saw an angel standing in my bedroom in 2005 and I survived.
@@elchristo-negro8860 let's go to church this Sunday
Louis Vuitton I don’t affiliate myself with any religion. They are all man made dogmatic beliefs. The Catholic Church is a wicked organization that is ran by vampires and cannibals.
Kevin King 😂😂😳😳😳😂😂😂
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The bat drunk a whole human. Lol
He said, he’s gonna think I’m one of them chocolate Easter bunnies with no ears 😂😂😂
Bruce is his first name & his last name is Wayne. He only wanted to “hang” around for a little while 😂
That Part 😂😂
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Count Chocula not selling cereal no more due to Corona.
DAMN, BRUH!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
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No thank you for Count Drucula cereal.🤯
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That's a Giant Flying Fox. They roost in trees around where I live in the Philippines. Sometimes if you feed them they will roost closer to your house. They're very large. With up to 6 foot wingspans. They are harmless.
I bet they are!
There's NOTHING that size that is harmless
@@ampollard7041 lol forreal. Def not . that aint safe or normal
That's a Giant Fruit Bat, they have a 5ft wingspan. THEY ONLY EAT FRUIT.
I'm not trying to find out WHAT they eat. Nor do i want two big fangs in the neck. No.
And Meat
They eat fruits yeah 🤔 fuck that I'm scating fam
Uh huh yea sure 🙃
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Why does it look as big as meeeeeee????
*faints dramatically*
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(faints right beside you) 😂😂
"First of all, that's a big ass bat." No sir, that's Dracula. I'm dead ass...
Hell yeah
I read that it's about the size of a second grader.
Lol I’m dead
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Deed to the house got his damn name on it without him asking. I’m out 🤘
King I just totally love your humor you make my day my evening my night thank you 😊
That's Count Blackula himself 🤣🤣🤣
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Lmao
The cousin that Batman don't claim
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Lol. Funny. Funny. Funny!!!
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You're HILARIOUS!
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You can stay & I'll still pay the bills😭😭😭
I like Shuler's honesty on this kinda weird animals😂 , "Leavin' the entire house" is the right choice all day😂
I'm a grown ass man and I would faint right on the spot. Damn! Can you imagine it's eyes being blood red😰😰😰😰😰💀you couldn't even run away with that wing span....😱
That’s a whole dog wrapped in a sheet 😂
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OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao!
That's a whole man in a bat costume.
😂😂😂 ikr
These bats are called flying foxes. Whoever house this is don’t ever invite me over to the cookout
I saw these bats years ago on TH-cam. They are real! I don't want to ever come face to face with one at all.
How does one have a steady hand to take this picture ? I’ve would’ve been pissy 🥴🤣😂
Steady hands? Chile I wouldn't even have steady🦶 to take the picture.🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Hell... I'm pissy just looking at the video!!! Feeling the need to disinfect my phone and sleeping with the lights on after watching this! It kinda looks like my cousin Paul hanging upside down though.🥴🥴😳😋
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Lmaoooooooooo
He sleeping like: Coronavirus is the least of yall's problems. No mask gone save yo a$$ if I wake up...
Coronavirus like: 👀 Dam!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would relocate like I was in federal witness protection...leave every dam thing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that’s what I’m saying O-U-T!!!
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🤣🤣🤣OMG Federal Witness Protection leave every dam thing 🤣🤣🤣 funny as hell
Ms. Wade too damn funny....federal witness program..LOL...that made my Night!
Ms. Wade lmao
I absolutely love bats, they are so sweet. These kind have what looks like a little dog face. Its precious
LMAO! That's the first thing I did!!!
Somebody need to stop shopping on Wish! 🤯🤯🤯
That bat is pointing as if he’s giving directions. “No, this is 328 Myrtle Avenue. Pull out the driveway, turn right (points with wing-finger), and two stop lights up is Saratoga Street. Can’t miss it.”
I. S. Paccara you in Brooklyn, aint you?!?
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Definitely sound like Brooklyn
@Sil3nt Kn1ght Yyeess! LOL!
@Sean Ross LOL! Yes, I am. Currently, wondering what donut shop delivers on Seamless (Bushwick) at this hour. 👍🏽😃
They say is a fruit bat but it looks like a human bat they eat human blood that is Dracula
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Fruit of What?????? FOI??? THE GOVERNMENT MADE A WEAPON??? WHAT THE HELL...IM DONE UNBELIEVABLE
Is that a real bat
Lenda Budterfly Wheeler FOI THO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Which fruit?!?!... WATERMELON?!😳🤣
“Do you know the amount of urine” ☠️☠️☠️
That is scary, I’m done 🙌🏾
He look like of he wake up he would say " I'm Batman"🤣
Brandee Salgat 😂 😂 😂
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That thing looks like a whole “human” body... wth?
Yeah that's a man bat. Two options capture it or kill it with fire.
Yep
Joel Rodriguez where at???? I’m asking for myself and my sanity
The golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus) is a fruit-eating megabat found only in the Philippines. It is one of the planet's largest bat species, with a wingspan up to 5 feet 6 inches long and a weight of up to 2.6 pounds.
it's Dracula
I’d sign my mortgage over to whatever this is..I’m done with my house
First off how long he been staying in the garage? And he ain't paying no rent that's my problem right there lol
As if those big ass flying roaches weren’t scary enough now we got this to worry about can we skip over 2020 and start over again damn LMFAO.😳😬😫😭🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤣
😂😂😂at the big ass flying roaches! They must be a new breed😂😂😂
@@Sheniy wait yall been getting them big mfs too done seen 6 here in bk
I'm too scared
TheBrob1983 been seein them things in philly ... i thought i was goin crazy til i seen another😂
Just wait and see what you get in 2021.
What in the they use to call me crazy Joe now they call me batman is going on here...........🤣🤣🤣
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It's part of the "megabat" family which lives in Africa, Southeast Asia and northern and eastern parts of Australia.
This specific bat is called the "Giant Crowned Flying Fox" which lives in the Phillipines.
When the shutter sound went off on the camera the wing moved lol he got the fuck outta there 😂😂😂
Apparently, we now know where Jeepers Creepers has been hanging out since the Part 3 fail!
He was in Underworld - The Rise of the Lycans.
Lol facts or Morbius at his older state
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Facts that’s my shit 😂
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Great movie
It's called a fox bat. They eat fruit only, BUT it can be 3 to 4 feet tall with a wingspan of 5 to 6 feet. They are in Australia and Thailand.
Give it the house & still pay the Bill's! Haahaaahhaaaah.
U r funny as hell☆.
He's on a mission to get all the people that made that soup out of his family members and I support him 100% 😅😅
Bat lives matter 😂😂
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on gawd!!
It’s called a Giant golden-crowned flying fox.....It’s real.
Yes its in the bat family. I think I would shit and piss on myself if I saw some shit like this. It says their wing span can reach up to 5 feet 6 inches.
😳😳😳😳 wowsers
.. Now that you say he's real....He is there to see if this is a nice quiet neighborhood to move his family 🙄🙄
Ohhhhhhh my gontch! I would probably kill myself trying to get away from a human size bat. I'm sacred of the little ones! Jesus be a heart keepa Lawd! Juss whyyyyyy?! Why it gotta be real?! 😭😭
Probably raised it from a baby for it to be that relaxed around humans.
When dogs and cats in the hood go missing, ya'll know where to start looking.
I be needing these laughs. Thank you
This looks like a man dressed for Halloween. It's too big.
On everything that's what I thought it was...
It's the pose. That bat looks like it's just resting up and recharging until it wakes up to go on a killing spree.
Shut up that's what I thought it was at first!!!!!👀👀👀👀👀👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought the same thing!! How is this possible lol
S.Y. Nelson don’t do that .....we have enough problems 🤣 lbs
That gotta be Dracula. He's just chilling but he ain't getting me😂
Dang your gorgeous. Im not gonna lie thou if we were married just know u would be sacrificed. Better u then me.
@@elijajackson9651 that's F'd up bruh😂😂😂😂
@@veronicamency6174 lol. Im just f*cking wit her but 4real 4real she better take of the heels and put on some air jordans and start running wit a brotha. No cap.
@@elijajackson9651 Damn😂😂
@@elijajackson9651 PREACH bro. My Ex-wife can actually run faster than me being a former track star. So She'll leave me behind blowing me a kiss screaming she still love me🚷💃🤯💯🔥
Can't NOBODY make me believe that vampires didn't exist, looking at this damn thing. 🤔🤷🏾♀️🤣
Dude said u can have the whole house, I still pay the dame bills!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😂
Bruh said when things start to get big it start to have a big appetite 😭😭😭
If I walked in my house and saw this, I'd be like 🗣my bad fam, you got it! left him the keys and the deed🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣my bad fam
Wow what in the jeepers creepers😶😬😷😖😳😯🔥👀👎🏃🏌🤤🤦🌋🔧🔨💣🔫🔪✂🏇🎿🚴🛠🗡🏸🏹🏑🏒🛶🥂🚀🚚🚒🚜
Oh hell nah, we ain't doin' that!!!!!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳