One Movie Later - Wonder Park
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มี.ค. 2019
- Some Jerk With A Camera and friends endure Nickelodeon's latest brightly-colored shenanigan designed to distract your damn weiner kids for eighty-six minutes. Anyway, here's Wonder Park.
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You know why you’re here
Santa Claws
I don’t… but I’m wondering…
@@daelen.cclark There’s no other way to explain it other than to binge listen through Escape From Vault Disney.
An hour of a bunch of grown adults making fun of a Nickelodeon movie? It must be my birthday!
I haven't seen this much hatred over a Nickelodeon movie since Last Airbender.
That and Playing With Fire.
Start: Children's Movie About Magical Theme Park
50 Minutes Later: Discussion of Randian Politics
This is why I love this channel.
Isn't the Incredibles randian propaganda?
@@Marylandbrony Kinda, though I would argue it is worse in some ways as at least with Rand, the protagonists are "special" due to some level of hard work and achievement. In Incredibles and Incredibles 2, the heroes (except for Edna) are "special" because they were born that way, with the villains being the ones who had to work for power. That being said the Incredibles franchise is better written than either Atlas Shrugged or Wonder Park so the message isn't nearly as damaging.
My dad almost died of cancer and pretty miraculously recovered completely and I still hate this - like. I was absolutely depressed and felt terrible and you know what? People understood and supported me and I was much better off for it and happy when he recovered and like. I hate the idea of teaching kids that their sadness is bad because that’s so unhealthy and terrible
What? It never taught kids that their sadness is bad. Unless you took it that way because June's sadness got Wonderland in danger. I thought the point of it was that June was supposed to conquer her sadness and grief and accept it to save Wonderland. July 17, 2019, 11:42am
Boss: We need to name our theme park movie something!
Employee 1: What about Wonderland?
Boss: Nah!
Employee 2: What about The Land of Thrills?
Boss: You’re fired.
Employee 3 I know! Let’s call it Amusement Park!
Boss: Hold on, let me get you 10 promotions.
And we can film an episode of Fuller House there.
Nicolas Garcia “You fool, that’ll never work!”
Apparently the uncle's voice actor is Kevin Chamberlin, who among other things is the current Wizard of Oz in Wicked on Broadway. So this movie's a Wicked reunion as well as a Community reunion.
The Wonder Park review is longer than the Avengers Endgame review.
By the powers, you're right.
a) The Laika shirt is greatly appreciated.
b) It is unfortunate that the film's moral ended up with those implications. It coulda been like a follow-up of sorts to Inside Out; whereas Inside Out taught that sadness was okay and to acknowledge it, this movie could've been about the aftermath of that acknowledgement, namely how to persevere through sadness/grief.
c) For What's The Attraction?, I say that while it's perfectly reasonable to assume Nickelodeon Universe will be involved, that's not quite what'll happen in the long term. If history is to be believed, then we can assume that at some point Nickelodeon Universe will be rethemed to Curious George and then ultimately replaced with Harry Potter. So this version of Forbidden Journey will have an exclusive new scene in the queue in which guests will pass by the Transfiguration classroom and see the animals from Wonder Park are being turned into water goblets.
I'm so glad the Sheriff and the knotts community decided to free Chris. He's really turned his life around!
Due to the Harry Potter callback in the cold open, i hereby re-christen this movie "Magic Park" can't be any more generic than its' current title is.
That's actually better. 🤔
Park. Just the title Park.
Thanks for letting me be apart of this... The scars of Wonder Park will never leave my splendiforous mind.
At the beginning: “Yeah, I’m going to see this Nickelodeon movie about a theme park.”
1 hour in: “And that’s why Randian politics don’t work.”
Jimmy Neutron, another Nick Movie pilot had more personality and more interesting character designs
It was no masterpiece but I have fond memories of both the movie and show. So full of personality.
“Welcome! Welcome to last week tonight! I’m John Oliver and tonight we’re going to be discussing wonder park. And also, literally any other park you should send your children.”
And HE’s the one that said to “grow up” after his MCU shading.
(Then again, he’s got a writers room, so maybe one of them is just tired of the MCU.)
when Littlefoot's mom died in the Land Before Time, the writers actually spoke with Child Psychologists in order to get the scene right
who do you think they spoke with to work on the arc of the girl's mom getting Cancer?
Jon Lovitz' character on Seinfeld.
For anyone who cares, here’s how _I’d rewrite_ this movie: Open with the mom and June having fun with the imaginary amusement park but it’s really a _flashback_ June is having and the mother _actually passed away,_ say a year or two earlier. And the movie’s more about June not wanting anything more to do with the amusement park seeing it as a cruel reminder that her mother is no longer with them and June has turned from cheerful, optimistic, outgoing and imaginative to depressive, negative, withdrawn and dismissive of almost anything fictional. And the movie progresses and ends with June still mourning her mom but she resumes her amusement park idea as a way to keep her mom’s spirit and memory alive.
Boss: why are you staring off into space with a blank look on your face? You okay?
Me: I’m listening to a group of people have a mental breakdown and go hysterical over a movie.
But Jerk!
AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BEN STILLER COMEDY!
I'm speaking English and that should explain everything
TheSuperMoleMan this shit is cracking me up
@Mattbrain how did I ever live without this thing
I work at a movie theater, and when this came out, I felt extreme rage when I had to stand by at the end and watch the credits. An elderly couple came in wanting to see it and I convinced them to see Captain Marvel instead.
Well done, Rick.
I just realized you saw this on my birthday in 2019.
I feel a need to apologize for that cursed day.
"This is the life I've chosen." lol. Tony, you're writing is excellent. -Frank
You know you're in for one of *those* reviews when you can tell how the commentators feel *just* from the thumbnail.
"Save your money for Norm Of The North" is the coldest review i could ever imagine a film having
It's a shame this was filmed before Endgame came out, so they didn't make an "On your left" joke when the people magically appeared in the park.
Also, on the topic of good Nickelodeon movies, I really liked Rango and the 2006 Charlotte's Web. I haven't seen Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, but it was nominated for the Best Animated Feature Oscar. Then again, so was Boss Baby.
I also liked _Charlotte’s Web_ and I _loved_ the _Jimmy Neutron_ movie. Though they said the _later_ Nick movies like _Monster Truck_ or _Playing With Fire._
I remember going to Paramount's Wonderland in Canada when I was a child and yeah, they basically slapped logos from Paramount movies on some roller coasters and also put up some posters from their movies. For some strange reason, the park was filled with Hanna-Barbera rides and characters, so they must have also had a deal with Time Warner/Turner Entertainment. But there were also the occasional Nickelodeon meet-and-greets.
Anyway, I agree with a lot of what you said in this video. "Wonder Park" was such a mess, a complete sugar rush of a movie that never breathed, had characters who never shut up and didn't earn the emotions it tried so hard to achieve.
See, at least at King's Island they did build some new stuff. Tomb Raider, Top Gun, Days of Thunder, The Outer Limits, Phantom Theater, etc. And they rethemed at least half of the Hanna-Barbera area to Nickelodeon, if I remember.
Is it better or worse than “The Happy Cricket”?
I also lost my Mom to cancer, and the film 'started' to tug at my heartstrings, and then it just ran off the rails when it couldn't decide what the heck it was supposed to be.
Plus, I don't see how people would be so happy to materialize into a theme park. Where do they come from? How do they go from point a to be? why is there an entryway if they just seem to magically appear? This film should not be making me ask so many questions, this film should not be reminding me of the mess that was Brad Bird's "Tomorrowland!"
This reminds me of when I was getting my degree in animation, and listening to the students pitch their scripts and character designs. Us seniors would sit in the back and listen to the generic story and see the generic character design and be like "and these are the people who will get hired."
Esuerc no offense but that sounds so elitist and John k
@@CamsEyeView oh, I know it does, but it was super common to see it where I was getting my degree. Seniors would watch over a lot of the new students, and give them pointers to help them be more original. Didn't always work.
Wonder park: worst movie of 2019 easily cats: hold my beer
They’re both up there.
The creator of Cow & Chicken was originally going to direct this movie? Now I wanted Red Guy to appear in this movie. Probably would have been the only best part about it.
Actually, he was the REPLACEMENT. Yeah, let that sink in.
@@FillmGeekOfDoom The fact that this movie doesn't have a director credited and hearing the film's plot makes me rephrase Lindsay Ellis in her Bright video:
"Why didn't they hire a director for this movie? Hmmmm..."
That debacle is because of the Filmmakers Guild or whatever its called that stipulates that if a movie is already into production you can't not credit the first director no matter how or why he was fired or left production and now you also know why Brian the Child rapist Singer recieved a director's credit despite being fired from Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cow and Chicken was just as bad as this movie don’t let nostalgia blindness get yoy
“Still 3% better than Batman v. Superman.”
This was one of the most entertaining videos I have ever seen. Thanks Tony.
P.S: I like Matt’s shirt. At least he can remind us of good animated movies.
Planet coaster has more of a cohesive story than this movie and that game doesn't even have a story!
The HBO cult show Carnivale is more uplifting and optimistic than this.
TheSlayFer Ch. T. Us is a better amusement park movie than this.
It took me two years to figure out that Chris is the Knotts robber.
As a person that works in a toy shop, Wonder Park mania didn't hit. It failed
I work at a craft store and like, a month or two after this we got a bunch of these Wonder Park magic ink things and don’t think we sold any of them.
They tried selling merchandise of Wonder Park!?
Rewatching, and there's something fantastic about the way Garrett says "I'd leave...that's *weird*!" The delivery is perfect.
So John Oliver and Ken Jeong are in this?.....Man, I had much higher hopes for the Community movie.
Well, Ken Jeong was in Norm of the North.
@@POLE7645 he’s just in these things for the pay check.
I'm so glad this movie is finally out... so I never have to see the trailer in front of another family film ever again.
"To all who this Baton-Passing Hatchet Job, welcome. I'm Some Jerk with a Camera."
"People got paid to write this. What am I doing wrong?" = Big Mood
I’ve felt that a lot.
Biggest & most relatable of moods.
"And i say to myself , what a wonderful world"
Holy smokes, Nathaniel Fogla? Of Caddicarus fame? Nice to find you here!
Ayn Rand World: The depressing place on Earth
I find myself going to a simile used by Charles Dickens to describe Randian objectivism:
"As solitary as an oyster..."
You mean that Rapture city in the ocean?
Mr. Bean to voice the porcupine for revenge for The Lion King remake!
When you were talking about the family building a model park in the house, it dawned on me that I've never heard of anyone making toy roller coaster design toys. Like they come in a bunch of pieces that link up like Legos and you build whatever layout you want, and they have working lift chains, and a bunch of little people models you can put in the seats... holy crap, somebody get Six Flags on the horn; I smell a licensing deal.
The attraction for this movie will be someone pushing you in a shopping cart going past people holding poorly drawn pictures of the characters
I want to see Robot Chicken's take on Wonder Park
Oh, the potential…
Didn't even know that this movie existed. And sorry about your mom Tony. My mom managed to beat hers this year. It's truly a terrible ordeal and it can make you feel hopeless.I hope you continue to stay strong. ✌❤
Since you mentioned the comparison of the Barnyard movie, and it's series-I want to say I'd be open to a wonder Park show IF, and only if, it has an iconic moment like Dr. Pig from Back at the Barnyard. If not, then pass.
I smell a future Some Jerk With A Camera episode 😈
Probably won’t happen because Tony is busy with his podcast. But at least we have this one.
I came for the review, but I stay for the psychological breakdown
To me that sounds like the kind of theme park name they'd use if they wanted to go with a Disney World homage without directly referencing it, and also it sounds like 'Action Park' one of the lesser known USA theme parks.
Actually, the tomb raider ride (at Kings Island) was incredibly immersive... I’ll defend my childhood park to the end, you also forgot to mention nick license their characters to Paramount parks as well, also the spongebob 3-d show was like shrek for 4-d, except good and they actually acknowledge the audience
I agree, the Tomb Raider ride was actually pretty great! It's a shame that Cedar Parks shut it down, even after retheming it. And while I couldn't give two craps about Nascar, Days of Thunder was always a fun trip too. And I always joke that Rockin' Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios didn't impress me because I had ridden Flight of Fear at King's Island.
Indeed. I only know about it from that Defunctland episode, which by the way I recommend watching to anyone reading this.
The Magic of Wonder!
The Wonder of Magic!
The Wonder of Wonder and the Magic of Magic!
The Magical wonderful magic and the wonderous magician's wonder.
The wonderful world of magical wonder
The magical wonder the of magicians wonderful magic in wonderfully magical colour magic!
The metaphor of it looking like a purposely shitty kids film being pitched by Eddie Murphy is so funny
You guys did a great job on this One Movie Later. It was really funny and you did a great job tearing it apart.
Well, this was a rather interesting video. I honestly had no thoughts on this movie until now. I always saw it as some weird Americanized version of the anime, Amagi Brilliant Park. But after hearing all of this, ABP has a better story than Wonder Park. If you want to see Wonder Park done right, watch Amagi Brilliant Park. You won’t be disappointed.
Also, for the record, the Spongebob 3D ride was originally created exclusively for the Paramount Parks. It wasn’t until around the time it was getting bought out by Cedar Fair that the attraction started going to different places. I’m sort of a geek that knows a good chunk of history behind the Paramount Parks (most specifically Great America and Kings Island).
Between this and the Sonic movie, I wonder if Paramount has become really out of touch by a decade or two.
Being forced to see this crappy movie in theatres was one of the most miserable moments of my life thanks for bashing it lol
Who forced you?
@@daelen.cclark a shitty holiday program for disabled people like me
@@patricklauer4452
Oh god, that’s just insulting.
They are building a second Nickelodeon Universe (fresh from the ground up) in New Jersey, it’s supposed to open sometime this year with American Dream Meadowlands, (which has been a boondoggle if there ever was one...)
metropod And absolutely ZERO tie in with this goddamn movie whatsoever
I feel like the thing with June building the real rollercoaster could have been a funny joke, if it instead cut from the mom saying “Wonder Park can be real!” to June standing by as we hear her mom and dad apologize profusely to the other residents of the neighborhood, people being carried away on stretchers from the burning wreckage of the rollercoaster in the background. Then her mom walks up and says, “Maybe just a scale model.”
Then again, that would mean missing out on such comedic gold as the man with the toupee and “Thank Krishna!”
I knew someone who actually became OCD from a traumatic experience but the difference here is there was TRAUMA. What the character experiences is hard but since the mom is sick rather than dead changes everything. Her obsessive behavior with her dad would actually make sense if the mom had died
I now want Tony to do a video with Adam the Woo and Jacob the Carpetbagger.
ThePunk7777 I’ve always wanted Tony to be in Randomland.
That Adam the Woo bit killed me
Man, I knew when I saw how shellshocked poor Morgan was that we were in for a ride, and boy were we. There is something special about a righteous fury directed at a thoroughly deserving target.
This is Anthonys best review. Him going sicko mode is just too funny
The top voted tag on Google for this movie is 'Boring'. Based on the amazing plot you guys told us, I'd have to agree.
There's at least one place where Nickelodeon does currently have a pretty good theme park representation: Sea World on the Gold Coast, Australia.
Admittedly it is the park's requisite kids area, but there's no denying that they went all out with the theming with three Spongebob rides, two Dora the Explorer rides, and even a TMNT ride.
I live in Minnesota. Your hatred of Nickelodeon Universe is amusing. I grew up loving Camp Snoopy, particularly because of my love of Charles Schulz and the Peanuts Comics. When the licensing fell through and it was announced that the park would stop being Peanuts themed in 2006, only 6 years after Schulz's death, it was a painful blow to my childhood. By the time Nickelodeon took over the park, I was out of the age for the park and really didn't care
If I was faced with the prospect of seeing Wonder Park for my job, I think I'd turn to ASMR videos instead.
Both feel irritating.
Movies like this are to Pixar what traditional amusement parks were for Disneyland.
The Darkness you say?
“I believe in a thing called love”
It probably would be better if it was the band.
Viacom really should stop trying to make animated family movies. They suck, they ALWAYS suck. Even their good movies are just extended episodes of their hit shows.
TheSlayFer Ch. T. Pretty much
@@Jonathanest90s The best Nickelodeon movie is the made for TV "Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie" and that was basically a salvaged script from over a decade ago, that's telling of how Nickelodeon operates when it comes to movies.
TheSlayFer Ch. T. I mean there was Rango (but even we still have the slightly problematic bits in terms of Hunter S Jumpstreet)
Wanna see a good fictional theme park full of imagination? Check the opening scene of Spy Kids 2.
I wake up, open up Subscriptions, and I see this video. Not disappointed at the very least.
(But on a serious note, after hearing about what goes on in Wonder Park itself... I was planning on seeing it out of curiosity, but now I won't. And honestly, I can't blame Tony reacting the way he did- if anything, I can relate.
Back in May of 2013, I lost my dad to stage four brain cancer after having been diagnosed with it in March of 2012. Between those times, I was going to my final year of high school and having to deal with not only schoolwork and homework, but also not knowing how much time I had left (heck, I willingly skipped out on prom and Grad Night at Disneyland because family meant that much to me). However, I had to hide my emotions because I had been picked on already in high school by other students and because I had stuff to do, so I had to suck it up and go through senior year without suffering an emotional breakdown. Even when his health had taken a nosedive for the worse by the time graduation rolled around, I had to suppress my emotions so I could power through the ceremony and get my diploma- though I found out that he held on long enough until he knew that I had graduated.
To this day, I have yet to see a grief counselor about losing my dad. I feel like I am so busy with not only college, but also with going places, doing chores around the house, and all that, so I feel that I don't have the time to do so. So finding out how Wonder Park deals with the topic... feels like an insult for sure. I apologize if this went way too long, but I wasn't sure how to properly word all of it without going over too much detail.)
Oh MAN. It was devastating enough for me to lose a parent to cancer in my late 20s. I can
't imagine how much worse it would've been in high school.
I never went to a grief counselor myself, but I'd say the decision whether or not to go to one should be entirely yours. In the meantime, just always know that your feelings are valid and your pain is real.
@@TonyGoldmark Thank you. I'll keep the decision in mind.
The reason Nickelodeon and Paramount co-produced Wonder Park is because both are owned by parent company Viacom. Viacom has been using Paramount to distribute Nickelodeon's movies forever. Nickelodeon even had a presence at Paramount's theme parks.
Yup. There's only three companies now. NBC/Universal, CBS/Viacom, and Disney/Fox.
@@layne721 Well CBS and Viacom have been separated since 2005, but there have been talks of the 2 merging back together. Both are still owned by Sumner Redstone, though. There's also Sony and WarnerMedia as conglomerates.
@@TheItachiIshtar That explains my confusion. I thought they were still together. But yeah, everything is getting more and more conglomerated.
@@layne721 What's funny is that a few years before FOX decided to sell most of itself to Disney, FOX actually wanted to acquire Timer Warner (Now WarnerMedia owned by AT&T), but Time Warner refused.
The only good nick movies of 2010s Rango,sponge out of water,and tin tin
Not Chuck Productions Agreed, hopefully It’s a Wonderful Sponge and The Loud House Movie on Netflix are more like these three than Wonder Park.
@@christheleavittman7080 Wonderful sponge I don't high hopes for. It looks like its going to be the worst spongebob movie and go against everything that makes spongebob great, with it being all CGI, Celebrity Voice cast, and being a Orgin story flim.
It also dose not help that Spongebob fans recently discovered storyboard animatics online for what appears to be the original Premise for the third spongebob movie.And those story boards animantics seem to have a more interesting and more spongeboby plot then the movie we are getting
This movie is a Randian struggling to read Dr. Seuss to their children.
"Yertle was exceptional, and all the other turtles were trying to oppress him. Actually, they were all on his side because he was so exceptional! He was just that exceptional!"
Yeah, I sang along w/ every digit of "Pi" at the end! What of it?!
This film costs around $100 million and yet Illumination films look so much better at 3/4 of that budget. That had to be the result of the restructuring.
I like to think that "Wonder Park" was originally intended to be a mockbuster in the bargain bin called "Escape from Wonder Park", but the joke went too far, even too far for MST3K to save it.
Paramount literally GAVE this movie away to people on their email list. Now, somehow, for SOME reason, it’s one of the few 3D supported iTunes films on Vision Pro. HOW!!!!!!! Tell me Tony! PLEASE!!!!
Good video and one of your best One Movie Latter videos. Also I would like to see John Oliver in more movies, I like that guy but I am so sick and tired of him being in shit. He is a great comedy genius and he really needs to do a Pixar movie or a other better movie cause 2019 is not looking a good year for him in movies.
Speaking of nickelodeon movies, Rango was a good example
I remember when Carowinds was owned by Paramont. I still go to it even after it went back to normal.
King's Island was the park I grew up with, and to be honest, Paramount made some decent improvements to the park... ones that Cedar Parks have all backrolled or closed. I've never felt more nickeled and dimed than when going back to KI after the Cedar buyout.
if you want me to rewrite a better version of this movie, I'll do it.
What’s your budget?
@@daelen.cclark what do you mean?
@@Teag_Brohman15
I’d love to see your rewrite of this movie.
@@daelen.cclark I'll probably get to it when I don't have a lot to do, but I do have a good idea for what I want to do
@@Teag_Brohman15
Fair enough.
I hope to see it when you’re done.
Yup, pretty much nailed it. Such a bizarre film with a multitude of rewrites, like the absolutely out-of-nowhere reveal that the girl is a math whiz. (remember when she just starts singing the Pi song in the middle of the film for a minute? what the absolute fuck) I can barely remember what happened, kudos for y'all for trying to piece it together.
After hearing what a hot mess this film was, I'm scared to see what the TV show will be like.
@@michaelstrong5383
That won’t happen, I’m making that claim now.
Love the Citizen Kane reference and The Wizard World of Wonder Park!
5:25
That is one of those movies that shouldn't see a re-evaluation. As a millennial it was a bad movie then and an even worst movie now.
Nostalgia’s a hell of a drug.
(At least some of them admit it’s a fun kind of bad.)
The funny thing is that there was an indoor theme park also named Wonder Park that opened in Puerto Rico.
You know what, I am not the biggest fan of the Captain Marvel movie (thought it was OK but not that great considering the other phase 3 films) but boy oh boy, I would’ve given an arm and a leg to go see that again than this.
I feel the same, but now there'll be trolls out there who would say how this is a better female representation because the main character's a girl.
Michael Strong I could list problems I have with how Carol Danvers was characterized (movie one, comic book is still really great), but never once did I think she was bad representation of women.
But June in this movie actually seems like an offense to actual creative young girls. No child is this boring.
@@trevor8741 I have problems with Carol Danvers as a character too, but after hearing what June is like and her arc, Carol is so much better by comparison.
I'm just saying that trolls would think female representation means having a woman as the main character and nothing else.
Michael Strong Dakota Fanning from The Cat in Hat was a better than June
I've been waiting for this one since I saw you tweet about this movie and the full reaction did not disappoint.
I knew this movie was going to suck. I don't know it was the trailers that gave me the hint that this movie was going to be awful to watch. Thank you, Theme Park Guy you're doing God's work. 😁
“So the dad sends her to math camp”
“Because she is a math champion or something.”
“She-wha-WHAT? IS SHE?! THAT WAS-THAT WAS NEVER ESTABLISHED!”
So...have you seen Dumbo 2019 yet? (Quickly ducks under a nearby desk to avoid the incoming explosion of gunfire that Tony most likely will express at me for my comment.)
Just saw it tonight.
The good news is, it's not as bad as Wonder Park.
And that's...pretty much all the good news.
and I guess Canada's wonderland was one of those parks
Oh fuck yeah! I've been excited for this one since you hyped it up on twitter weeks ago.
5 years later, and the movie's blu-ray is at Goodwill and no one gives a fuck (just like Escape From Tomorrow).
I think the surprising thing is to see him in the park.
Is it wrong that when I first saw that title card and heard that Yma Sumac track, my first thought was “Look out for the bagel!!”?
I did that too. 😁
Hope you enjoyed the newly renovated La Mirada facilities. It may not have $2 matinee tickets anymore, but the movies are current and we have great seats now.
What a wonderful park. Hey wait a minute, this isn’t Disneyland.