Top Gear: Jeremy Fix It - Series 13 Episode 5 - BBC Two

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  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    "Well, it gives us some time on our own, which is nice." LMAO, like a married couple.

    • @klanny22
      @klanny22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      +Vladpryde You can just see hammond's digust like "Please, don't ever say that again"

    • @Tuneman1984
      @Tuneman1984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      LOL it's like that moment when they were having dinner on the overnight ferry to Norway in Series 6...

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tuneman1984
      Huh, I'll have to look that up.

    • @Tuneman1984
      @Tuneman1984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vladpryde Sorry, somehow missed your reply until now. But if you're still looking it's Series 6 Episode 6, the race to Oslo with the Mercedes SLR McLaren.

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tuneman1984
      Very kind of you, thanks!

  • @hoptheloop
    @hoptheloop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "Jezzel fix it" hahahaha

    • @SuperGamewarrior101
      @SuperGamewarrior101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jerermy Fixit Clarkson.

    • @adenlamb9916
      @adenlamb9916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im sure it used to be in the title, but they changed it since the whole... incident with jimmy

    • @mdroid1234
      @mdroid1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hoptheloop I

    • @neodarlek
      @neodarlek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jez'll Fix It

  • @amct1019
    @amct1019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    "It's like losing your virginity... I'm going to mend lots of things now". We all know the feeling.

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don't

    • @brage.andersen7544
      @brage.andersen7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@magmafang7187 lol, patience my friend

    • @visionemu2458
      @visionemu2458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha yeah, I remember being a clueless 14 year old and once I lost it I suddenly felt like I was a ladies man, ended up dating like 5-6 more times in the next year after none before that
      To varying degrees of success but it seemed so much easier
      By college it was no worries at all though

    • @adamorme66
      @adamorme66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well not ALL of us…

  • @Intensegamer405
    @Intensegamer405 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love hammonds face when James says well it gives us some time on awhere own witch is nice

    • @mantabond
      @mantabond 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah-yeah. He is trying to conceal his discomfort.

  • @DarkKnightwing75
    @DarkKnightwing75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Sometimes my genius, it generates gravity,” Jeremy Clarkson, 2019, driving on top of a nautical themed motorhome

  • @Gazzar
    @Gazzar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Hammond looks distinctly awkward when May says "well this gives us some time on our own which is nice"

    • @destructionnl8165
      @destructionnl8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like the caravan challenge, Richard and James are on a bed and James says how the sound of a passing train is romantic.

  • @TheGtracer1994
    @TheGtracer1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    A man will do things he has never done before in times of desperation (in this case, to avoid driving a Morris Marina).

    • @darossigamer2553
      @darossigamer2553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed. You're driving along, then a grand piano clobbers your Morris Marina, and just ruins tour whole day.

    • @prostreetfairladyz8402
      @prostreetfairladyz8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wats with the Norris Marina hatred lol

    • @jakubgrzybek6181
      @jakubgrzybek6181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prostreet Fairlady Z and what is there to like?

  • @thanon1992
    @thanon1992 11 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jeremy Clarkson:
    Achievement Unlocked - Fix something without a hammer.

  • @Mcquiz95
    @Mcquiz95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Haha, classic James making his occasional "romantic" comment.

    • @karlosbricks2413
      @karlosbricks2413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You do realize those are all forced scripted lines right?

    • @erosion271
      @erosion271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +KarlosBricks you do realise no one gives a shit right?

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      erosion271 Calm down, pal

    • @filipce3
      @filipce3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@karlosbricks2413 A joke cant be funny if its scripted ?

    • @Simon_PieMan
      @Simon_PieMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karlosbricks2413 You do realise that everybody else knows.

  • @bevan2645
    @bevan2645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "i would have never attempted this before but now i can" hahahaha cant fuckin wait til their back on amazon

  • @IlliterateIdiot
    @IlliterateIdiot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I never knew orangutans could fix things.

    • @lewishamilton.f1.44
      @lewishamilton.f1.44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neither did i but here we are

    • @simonkevnorris
      @simonkevnorris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn't even use a hammer!

    • @darkwatersband
      @darkwatersband 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      orang-utans and some other great apes have hit their Stone Age Jeremy is stuck in the hammer age

    • @jonnnyren6245
      @jonnnyren6245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has fully evolved.

  • @Luke-zi3uw
    @Luke-zi3uw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "Jez'll fix it" and in episode 9 of the grand tour jezza got put in a police van for filming children that weren't his 😂

  • @Jace888
    @Jace888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    The only time in the entire run of Top Gear that Jeremy has made something work! XP

    • @andremoreno1112
      @andremoreno1112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Derp Derpington they had to tell him what the engine parts were that was the best part.

    • @thekenmatax18
      @thekenmatax18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He fixed his engine in the middle east with a bit of concrete and a glove

    • @verzekeringsadviseur
      @verzekeringsadviseur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he fixed his porsche in patagonia

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thekenmatax18 And a piece of wood, don't forget the wood

    • @SwiftHDX
      @SwiftHDX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fixed his BMW with a hammer in the Africa special.

  • @benusmaximus3601
    @benusmaximus3601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Saying "Jez will fix it" in 2009 - that aged well didn't it! 😂

  • @maxman1602
    @maxman1602 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I've mended something! I've mended something!"
    "He changed a bulb."

  • @grahamkeithtodd
    @grahamkeithtodd 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the thought of Jezza "fixing" anything would make me check my life insurance to see if i was covered!

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I just fixed an old record player, and the first thing I said was, "I'VE MENDED SOMETHING!"

  • @sharkey500
    @sharkey500 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Well it gives us time on our own which is nice..." I couldn't stop laughing

  • @Intensegamer405
    @Intensegamer405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hammonds face is funny cos he has a face as if to say don't say that James 🤣 😂

  • @FWalshingham
    @FWalshingham 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I quoted this today, after replacing the spark plugs and ignition coils on my VW GTI, I yelled "I'VE MENDED SOMETHING!" at the top of my lungs...got some strange looks...

  • @mountharunaskylinegt-rv-sp6267
    @mountharunaskylinegt-rv-sp6267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I MENDED SOMETHING!!! I MENDED IT!!!

  • @KingTaco7
    @KingTaco7 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you so much for posting this clip. I just fixed something in my car that's been boggling me for the past few weeks. It was the stupidest solution but I felt quite similar to Jeremy.

  • @KamaDx
    @KamaDx 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel just like Clarkson sometimes.. I've actually yelled out in joy: "I mended something" when I managed to fix something

  • @khalilferchichi1059
    @khalilferchichi1059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's like loosing your virginity !!! That one knocked me out LOL !!

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is how I felt the other day after drinking some Ephedra tea. I started cleaning my desk and then repaired my ceiling fan and then repaired my father's laptop lmao I've never been so motivated

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jeremy's reaction is definitely like me when I've mended something I'm genuinely amazed :-)

  • @ziaakbar2535
    @ziaakbar2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this opened the floodgates. James does come up with some funny lines.

  • @scottgoblue
    @scottgoblue 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time I fix something, I come back to this clip.

  • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
    @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is how I felt after replacing the bulb in my Christmas tree 😆

  • @volante8657
    @volante8657 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    did anyone recall the bit in Cast Away that when Chuck starts a fire?

  • @you1ubeify
    @you1ubeify 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that lightbulb is on POWERRRR...

  • @michaelbreckshot6589
    @michaelbreckshot6589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like the time I successfully made a paper airplane from the "Origami Paper Airplanes" book I have. Stuff like that is a huge dopamine release

  • @JoyOfMachine
    @JoyOfMachine 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm gonna mend LOTS of things now!
    LOL

  • @LB-rj7fj
    @LB-rj7fj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Clash makes this a million times better :)

  • @a7cman
    @a7cman 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hammond: He change the bulb
    May: That was never hapened before
    :D :D :D

  • @TheCodstar98
    @TheCodstar98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jezza fixing something and it actually working is two completely different things

  • @limeddasch382
    @limeddasch382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That night at the hotel, Jezzal fix it, went berserk.

  • @paperbea
    @paperbea 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @FORTY848 Hammonds face is priceless

  • @johntomasini3916
    @johntomasini3916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And the winner for the category of General Incompetence goes to (drum roll) Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @JPau216
    @JPau216 14 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's like losing your virginity, there's a sense that i've unlocked a treasure chest of possibilities,
    I"M GOING TO MEND LOTS OF THINGS NOW :D

  • @Francis2061
    @Francis2061 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Well it gives us some time on our own. Which is nice.'
    Then Richard looks like he feels rather ill. Lol.

  • @StanOfGB
    @StanOfGB 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahaha, the electric window switch is back in..!

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So with the exception of the Opel that Hamster brought back from Botswana, have any of these three kept a car from these challenges?

  • @hardtackjack
    @hardtackjack 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @FWalshingham I did the same thing after rebuilding the carburetor in my '72 Olds Cutlass. It was quite a triumphant moment.

  • @keepthefaith06
    @keepthefaith06 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's like losing your virginity..." :L
    Gotta love these guys, great show :)

  • @GoldenRatio
    @GoldenRatio 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:11
    Funniest moment in this episode! James May is the best.

  • @S3xGod88
    @S3xGod88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMFG, he's a genius now..

  • @timpriddy349
    @timpriddy349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Confidence does many things

  • @corvetteZ3r
    @corvetteZ3r 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    my fav ep

  • @thoughtenforcer462
    @thoughtenforcer462 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow nice work Doctor Power

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the same as Jeremy when I mend something at it works :-)

  • @laurenceellis6256
    @laurenceellis6256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's a miracle!

  • @bootitup6927
    @bootitup6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember my first time fixing something.

  • @beemail6983
    @beemail6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rumour has it the lights still work

  • @panderton83
    @panderton83 15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Well it gives us some time on our own, which is nice.'
    I wonder whether that stuff is scripted, or James is enough of a plonker to come out with things like that on his own.
    Top Gear just gets better and better with every series I think!

  • @245thegreat
    @245thegreat 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks

  • @theotendleeey
    @theotendleeey 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol at the awkward dinner for two!

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think of this every time I mend something. Last time was an old Tektronix 465B Oscilloscope, particularly proud of that one.

  • @Kydenius
    @Kydenius 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder how he fixes relationship issues..... Oh right, how silly of me! *Jeremy Clarkson voice* With... A HAMMER!!!

  • @noldjuh
    @noldjuh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I shared Jezza's feeling today...... Replaced a faulty brake caliper......:)

  • @deltagames3864
    @deltagames3864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only time Jeremy fixed something without out a hammer

  • @Kydenius
    @Kydenius 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its not an 911, its an 944 S2! Know your Porsches!

  • @lnsaneRepairSkills
    @lnsaneRepairSkills 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol jeremy is js plain crazie!!! damm

  • @Vikturus22
    @Vikturus22 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally me today after changing spark plugs for first time (wanted to get into working on cars so this is a start)

  • @ghazypangerang6118
    @ghazypangerang6118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought that the sledgehammer was the best tool for fixing a car...

  • @chopperboi89
    @chopperboi89 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you think about it , Jeremy is right, fixing something is like losing your virginity... Once you do the basics, you want to experiment and try all sorts of things! lmao

  • @Jean793
    @Jean793 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've menden something toooooo! I'm soooo happy!!!!!

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did what Clarkson did in front of my mates and made a fool of myself!

  • @earfetish
    @earfetish 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    congrats!

  • @deadseriousforsure
    @deadseriousforsure 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    BRING BACK JEZZA, BRING BACK JEREMY CLARKSON !!!

    • @deadseriousforsure
      @deadseriousforsure 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is the last cookie
      With all that said, i will still love and respect him and his colleagues, without losing 1% of faith in him. I could not care less about his personal life, i love him as an entertainer, broadcaster, journalist and writer, and if u ask me, that's what every one should care about. Personal life should stay : personal.
      What happened behind the cameras, that's none of my business.
      It's not my job to judge, it's my job to decide whats good and what's bad, what i like and what i don't, and for me, Clarkson is the best motoring journalist on entire planet, same goes for Hammond and May. No one can replace them. They are the finest example of motoring journalism, roll models, persons to appreciate and respect for what they have done. Richard Hammond, James May and Jeremy Clarkson deserve a title of Sir, there's no fracas on Earth that can change my mind and make me think otherwise.

    • @deadseriousforsure
      @deadseriousforsure 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is the last cookie Your questions and conclusions lead nowhere, you just don't seem to get it, sorry, but i don't want to lose my time arguing with you. Speculate as far as you can. Those who get it will understand what i talk about.

  • @PhilWood82
    @PhilWood82 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Happy Birthday Jeremy! ^_^

  • @prostreetfairladyz8402
    @prostreetfairladyz8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jez the builder , can he fix it !!

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jez will fix it. Yesssssssss.......

  • @MozWorld
    @MozWorld 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    good for youXD

  • @Maybethistime15
    @Maybethistime15 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just fixed the pedal on my piano and now this is me

  • @lufthansaprofipilot
    @lufthansaprofipilot 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    where's the whole episode?

  • @brandonman94
    @brandonman94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where my 944 Chads at? I remember my first "Mend" on the 944, swapping out a DME relay! lmao

  • @debtah
    @debtah 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:49 I'm gonna mend lots of things now.

  • @xalataf3365
    @xalataf3365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    reminds me of Fix It Felix car edition

  • @Harmonyww
    @Harmonyww 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol. And you were on this video watching it too.

  • @ThatBritishSnep
    @ThatBritishSnep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boris Johnson right now 0:31

  • @G35370
    @G35370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They’re playing Bankrobber by The Clash 😩

  • @xPyroxx
    @xPyroxx 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    normalish, its the same word as 'fixed' really. Depends where you're from to which words you use. A farmers more likely to say 'bugger' than a city boy.

  • @aadithyanjr1382
    @aadithyanjr1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We are witnessing the evolution of a species

  • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
    @Che1seabluesdrogba11 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Right.., where's my hammer "

  • @mikeluscher159
    @mikeluscher159 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @untickledryme69 knowing him he would, but he had some sense, thats just as suprising as hes' MENDIT IT

  • @leviharris4099
    @leviharris4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What episode is this

  • @eziitis8
    @eziitis8 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy should use hammer to fix lights :P

  • @isobelking660
    @isobelking660 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    jezzle fix it😂

  • @nintendoatarikiller
    @nintendoatarikiller 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The orangutan finally fixed something!

  • @thepricylon
    @thepricylon 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy: its like loosing your virginity!

  • @Kydenius
    @Kydenius 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh sorry man, the youtube layout is all over the walls on the phone because it shows few new comments then few old comments and you can get confused, I now saw your other comment where you corrected yourself.

  • @treinfan122345
    @treinfan122345 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    A 1991 Porsche 911 S2.
    RWD.
    And a 2969 CC Engine.

  • @kylewaddington1983
    @kylewaddington1983 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top Gear was a good show

  • @mh53j
    @mh53j 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    And he didn't even need his hammer!

  • @treinfan122345
    @treinfan122345 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazin', isn't it?

  • @L0ND0NITE
    @L0ND0NITE 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Jezz'll fix it'

  • @Brighton-Abean
    @Brighton-Abean 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is not session 13 episode 5 in Netflix....

  • @jeevesthepunk
    @jeevesthepunk 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    james may>everything

  • @Uberdude6666
    @Uberdude6666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You changed a ball..."