As an Alabaman myself, here's a tip if you do this challenge yourself: If the gas station looks like it hasn't seen any renovation since the early 70s then it's best to just keep on moving.
Yeah, if it looks like one from those horror movies, you shouldn’t be too surprised if the people from „the hills have eyes“ or leatherface himself turns up.
@Lex Bright Raven Well, I got me 'Trump 4 President" and "Jesus saves" stickers on me pick-up, and y'all need to know, I ain't had no problems in Alabama!
I just love how the gas station is named "Ride with Pride" - and then the camera pans down to show Hammond's man-love car pull in. Amazing attention to detail right there!
If they were to do it again, I bet they probably would of ditched the car and both of them made their getaway in the working truck together. Not worth risking the mob.
Highkey if the situation was real which i have my doubts but since it's Alabama it's 50/50, would jave just abandoned may's car and told him to jump in the back
@@mateusmenezes4628 we make fun of the British, but super patriotic (or nationalistic) people definitely don't like the British cause independence and all
@@mateusmenezes4628 no I have never met someone who hates the british if there was any country in Europe it would be the French cause they can be arrogant but still I haven't met to many people who do
@@mokisan some nationalist Americans attempted to change the name of french fries to 'freedom fries' mainly due to France's refusal to support the Iraq war. Ended up being platformed by loads of republican politician, getting way further than it should have.
If you notice, she never said that in the video. That was something they added after those customers showed up. No one threw anything at them. They were acting
The one who came up with this challenge severely underestimated the trio's ability to offend one the of most sensitive state of an already sensitive country lol
Can we take a moment to appreciate that these three have been to literal warzones and the most dangerous place with considerable threat to life is Alabama.
@@Samsok013 Well, yeah. Law enforcement have to actually care about how they get to a scene without crashing into others, even with the lights to pull everyone over to the side while responding. Bet those rednecks probably hauled ass all the way there.
I remember when a friend asked me if I watched this episode of Top Gear. I said I hadn't watched Top Gear in ages, and he told me it was more like a documentary or a movie - not the typical studio stuff with car reviews. He described this part of the episode and said it was brilliant. This is where Top Gear changed for the better with the specials and evolved into the show it became. We must thank the Gas Station owner and 'The Boys' for this moment.
Are they disallowing it, or have they just not had any opportunity or writers who have come up with stuff at this level... It's the later If you want something better write it.
The people that got angry at those slogans enough to start attacking the crew are definitely also the type of people that would call people 'snowflakes' and not notice the hypocrisy.
Yeah but if those rednecks went to a bar in Manchester, and started making fun of the Manchester United football team, they'd get their heads kicked in. Those brits need protective cages in their stadiums for fans of the visiting teams. So they aren't all civilized either.
They have had an episode set in Iraq and Chernobyl. They have driven to the North pole, and on some of the most deadly roads in the world. And yet there most dangerous stunt was to try and drive through Alabama.
I love the fact that these three did a show in a literal war zone in Iraq and made it out safe and sound, yet it took only a few minutes for them to be run out of Alabama in fear for their lives.
And the worst was Argentina. The trio drove around in sports cars and unexpectedly, Jeremy felt like he and the convoy are not welcome there since his car had a license plate “H982 FKL” and there’s no way he can conceal or change the plate since it referenced Britain fighting Argentina to claim the Falkland Islands and Argentina lost. And also the trio were treated unfairly. First, the ferry dropped them in a beach with alot of stones and they struggled to get across it but they did. Second of all, they drove in Patagonia but that night, the convoy encountered an angry mob. There were raw eggs followed by rocks being thrown at the vehicles smashing the windows. The trio were forced to leave their cars behind. At the end, they made it away from harm into Chille.
It seems like she wasn’t even mad about the slogans she was just pissed that a bunch of foreign knobs came into town trying to cause backlash by playing off of southern stereotypes
@@kenetickups6146 by definition, yes it is. I bet you wouldn't drive through a black neighborhood with "rap is crap" and "I hate watermelon and fried chicken" on your car; people would get mad not because of the opinions but instead how they reflect your view of the community. It's the same principle here, they're being inflammatory for the sake of being inflammatory
"Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long to get beat up in a hick town?" "I'm not gay, I'm married. I've got three children" Jeremy just trying to save himself and scarper earlier than others lol
“I’m calling the boys” In 5 mins Cleetus, Festus, Mud, Jared, Bret and Gunner show up with their propane shotguns and big dog Dale Eurnhart jr jr jr in they here pick up truck.
This seems like another Top Gear stunt overly dramatized for television's sake, but the OG trio confirmed in a live Q&A that this segment was genuinely the most dangerous one they've done.
@@sean8102Stronger than any US marine 🫡 I’m also a non-straight southerner- ace, intersex by some definitions since I have PCOS(which doesn’t help whatsoever because more body hair and the like + being uninterested in traditional “feminine” things like wearing makeup and shaving everything but my head), and a demigirl because something something I’m like a girl but they had to make a bunch of substitutions in the recipe, she/her in the way a boat is, woman a little to the left, etc. It’s hard enough being some flavor of woman but uninterested in dating or having kids when that’s considered A Woman’s Whole Reason For Existing by a lot of folks here, but I also look and dress juuuust gnc enough that I’ve had a woman in a Chili’s bathroom assume I was a trans girl and tell me “Sir, this isn’t your bathroom”. All that said, it’s definitely loads better in the part of Texas I live in, especially now that I’m free from the ironic hell that was Christian highschool. For example when I mistakenly came out of the closet once, only MOST of the people present insinuated I should kms/was a crime against god for existing. And I’ve only had sporadic outright threats made against me. Needless to say I still do not feel safe being open about my identity offline… The fewer targets I put on myself, the better, as much as I’d love to wear at least ace flag stuff. I get picked on enough for enjoying bugs and my Kirby hyperfixation but at least with that i can be like L + ratio + fuck you the little guys outside are cool and vital to the survival of this planet + funny orb game appeals to various ages for various reasons + people can like different things than you literally just shut up + no bitches
I guarantee you, people in the South have been shot and killed for much less. This wasn't staged, you do NOT go into the deep South and think this sort of idiotic stunt is "funny."
@@jose.a.a.a Well I mean, if you really wanted to get technical about it, men and women can ride with pride. I just thought it was highly coincidental that this phrase appeared here, given the set of circumstances.
Hearing “I’m calling the boys” and a literal pickup truck with a bunch of hillbillies in the back is the most stereotypical thing I have ever seen 😂😂 Edit: it’s been 11 months since o posted this. Thanks for all the likes guys!
I think most of all Jeremy tearing up the dirt part of the lot is what sent her over the edge. You can hear her telling the others about how mad she is about it.
As an Alabamian I can confirm this video was in no way falsified. They looked to be heading north from Mobile and those Pride gas stations tend to be in really seedy towns (I can say that, I'm from a seedy town) along that route.
Those folks down there gave those Top Gear folks a very rude welcome. Most folks in Alabama don’t behave that way, considering I’ve been to Mobile, Gulf Shores, and Foley…
@@carwrtr1 Trust me any "friendly" population will turn against you if you push their buttons. This is embarrassing, maybe, but in no way hard to believe.
@@odeclasdjent7831 Most people would just ignore it. Since in heavily populated places people tend to become more isolated from those around eachother. I know it sounds strange but it's a well documented phenomenon. Much the same way many people in flats will barely know their neighbours if at all, whereas people living on estates will have good acquaintance, even friendship with their neighbours. I'm no expert but I'd imagine it's because it's the sea of faces. Being around so many people means they all just blur into one globular mass. Humans don't naturally live in multi-million populated metropolis'. Maybe it's a way for the brain to cope, as its an overload of information
Which also reminds me of an early scene in Smokey and the Bandit where Burt Reynolds, after evading a highway patrolman by hiding behind a building, looks at the camera, smiles, and rolls away. Part of me suspects the line and camera shot was intended to parody that scene.
Jeremy: I'm doing something I'd never thought I'd do, I'm running for the border. Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that Alabamian ambush...
And.. to make it even "better" the Black Hawk Down OST they played is called "Synchrotone - Minutes before disaster" since that part of music was played when the Somalia Militia shot down one of the Black Hawk. Hhhaa
"I really do believe that in parts of America now people have started to mate with vegatables". Meanwhile... "I went on the internet and I found this".
My wife grew up in Alabama and the family joke was that the states only reason for existing was to make Mississippi look good. Or maybe it was the other way around. Either way, the point is , someone has to be the bottom . The sad part is just how proud they seem to be of it
It's a Blues state, not a country music state. If you're afraid of Black People, then sure- Mississippi is terrifying.. but if you've ever been to Mardi Gras you know it's safer than Alabama.
I love how the woman was offended that they were clearly trying to provoke the locals by playing off of negative deep south stereotypes and then chose to prove them wrong by calling in a group of locals to physically assault them.
@@realmrpoopybutthole7587 lmao lot of people have already tried going into an immensive Conservative region. Its not new. So it's definitely not staged. You just have to make better evacuation plans when shit hits the fan.
I love Clarkson's loyalty to his two mates when he pisses off from the garage leaving Hammond with the jump leads for May's car. That's being a real pal. Lol
I love how the woman threatens to bring "the boys" because she's offended about "man love rules OK" and then 6 shirtless men in the back of a pickup truck turn up at the "ride with pride" petrol station. Guess that the US for you🤔😂
@@emiraslan34 really? cuz if you don’t, it basically means that in certain parts of America people have been mating with brain dead people (not literally of course ) and in turn the residents there are very stupid
This is TV gold At the time I was suffering mental health issues but this although hair raising was absolutely hilarious to watch classic classic top gear
Spent half of my life in Alabama and this is accurate, except for the idea that crossing the state border will save you. In reality, any rural area for several states in any direction will deliver similar results. Even Florida, the beaches of Florida are their own, completely different thing but go 30 minutes inland, anywhere outside of the larger cities, it's the south on meth, riding an alligator.
Even in liberal California, if you go far enough inland it becomes the Bible Belt of the west. Lately, San Bernardino county has been talking about breaking off from Cali to become it's own red state
Don't let this man fool you. Everyone in the city is on meth too! I live in Springfield MO and my entire apartment complex is meth addicts. I know because they hit their bubbles right in front of me...tried turning them into stoners...failed...
As an Alabaman myself, here's a tip if you do this challenge yourself: If the gas station looks like it hasn't seen any renovation since the early 70s then it's best to just keep on moving.
Same here 😂
Yeah, if it looks like one from those horror movies, you shouldn’t be too surprised if the people from „the hills have eyes“ or leatherface himself turns up.
Me and my buddy did this challenge. Can confirm the claim being made
@Lex Bright Raven Well, I got me 'Trump 4 President" and "Jesus saves" stickers on me pick-up, and y'all need to know, I ain't had no problems in Alabama!
@@clavichord
The tutting you got in coastal Oregon, though!
"Hey let's try to get killed."
**almost gets killed**
"Damn we almost got killed."
10/10 show.
no clickbait at all!
Huh
Makes scence
It's irony. You won't understand.
@@gurisingh284 well.. i understood it?
I just love how the gas station is named "Ride with Pride" - and then the camera pans down to show Hammond's man-love car pull in. Amazing attention to detail right there!
Was the pride thing still present at that time? I mean, the show is not brand new and these clips were shot quite a while back.
@@andersolsvoll8493 The irony is killing me.
I can't say it's figurative, the irony is literally killing me.
😂
@@andersolsvoll8493 their google reviews are well worth it too. They changed the name to State Line Convenience. lol
Hey, they just wanted a ride with me. What’s the big deal?
If a nascar fan is chasing you, just turn right
As a NASCAR fan, this is hilarious
I also watch NASCAR, and this is indeed hilarious.
Gold
also avoid the highway
@@rampagoetech7024 more important to avoid the wall😉
I have pure and utter respect for Hammond. Man actually jumped May's car while the "boys" were on their way.
If they were to do it again, I bet they probably would of ditched the car and both of them made their getaway in the working truck together. Not worth risking the mob.
kinda both being stupid tbh ! , like fuck that car get in the car with Hammond and gtf out of there ! xD
@@antoinewood2478 it's probably staged anyway(doesn't affect anything) so the drama is more entertaining if they have to jump a car
@@zaidlacksalastname4905 i somehow doubt that those hicks were fake
Highkey if the situation was real which i have my doubts but since it's Alabama it's 50/50, would jave just abandoned may's car and told him to jump in the back
They've been to Iraq, Syria, Bolivia, Argentina, Uganda, Rwanda, and the North Pole. And yet, the closest they came to dying was in Alabama.
Argentina was a close call too lol
Argentina was the closest.
Never have I been more proud to be in Alabama. We’ve shot our own sign
@@insertnamehere9497 USA! USA! USA!
I live here and living in Uganda isn’t even that dangerous tbh. It’s perfectly normal. If you’re talking about rural Uganda, then maybe.
when they opened their mouths and the woman realized they were British that was the last straw
Damn foreigners.
Do Americans not like the British? or is it because they're foreigners?
@@mateusmenezes4628 we make fun of the British, but super patriotic (or nationalistic) people definitely don't like the British cause independence and all
@@gibbyskneecap1359 maybe if they live in the forest
@@mateusmenezes4628 no I have never met someone who hates the british if there was any country in Europe it would be the French cause they can be arrogant but still I haven't met to many people who do
For those who doubt that the locals would do this, remember that this was filmed in 2007, only 4 years after “freedom fries.”
What's freedom fries?
@@mokisan some nationalist Americans attempted to change the name of french fries to 'freedom fries' mainly due to France's refusal to support the Iraq war. Ended up being platformed by loads of republican politician, getting way further than it should have.
@@fiddygd8304 with so many absurd things I have seen this almost seems like it being true🥲
What about it?
@@fiddygd8304 connection with Brits is where?
I love how James' car dies at the wotst time, then he flips the bonnet up with "I'm Bi"🤣
Good comment got me laughing:)
@@speksnijderbs1764 good laugh got me commenting
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
W O T S T
I really wish they could’ve shown all the clips before of Jame’s car going out cuz that’s what made the irony of the whole thing so damn hilarious
“I’m calling the boys”
*shirtless men together in the back of a pickup truck*
they were 5 feet apart from each other tho
Barış Doğukan Karakoyun damn that makes it not gay
@@barsdogukankarakoyun8798 aint gay if socks on
@@barsdogukankarakoyun8798 they looked gay
If you notice, she never said that in the video. That was something they added after those customers showed up. No one threw anything at them. They were acting
The fact the gas station is called ride with pride makes this even more hilarious
Not at all. It shows the sad state of the modern world that people think that is funny. People have smut on the brain.
@@bighands69 I ride with so much pride I'm almost leaking it after
@@bighands69 It's funny.
@@bighands69 pride?? what smut is this
@@bighands69 i googled your username and some of the first results were comments on porn lmao
The one who came up with this challenge severely underestimated the trio's ability to offend one the of most sensitive state of an already sensitive country lol
Buncha sensitive snowflakes
@@DeFaustireal
Sensitive! I would have used 'braindead'.
@@csjrogerson2377real.
Land of the free!
then does this
"They've shot their own sign, what're they going to do to us?"
Lmao I love the fear in his voice
That part is dumb lol probably got shot by other country's people lol
@@martinsimeonov1563 What?
@@waitholdonwhat28 the welcoome sign
@@martinsimeonov1563 I doubt that.
@@holliswilliams8426 here in italy happens with 30 km difference 🤣
Can we take a moment to appreciate that these three have been to literal warzones and the most dangerous place with considerable threat to life is Alabama.
In Argentina was worst.
WELCOME TO ALABAMA
Nah not as bad as what happened in Argentina
America for u
If you think Alabama is bad it sounds like you pussies ain’t never been out of the house..
"The rednecks arrive" and just seeing 5 shirtless dudes and a hound pull up was amazing
5 shirtless dudes in a truck, pretty gay to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
The response time of 'the boys' is better then most police and firebrigades though.
yes 🤣
@@Samsok013 Well, yeah. Law enforcement have to actually care about how they get to a scene without crashing into others, even with the lights to pull everyone over to the side while responding. Bet those rednecks probably hauled ass all the way there.
I remember when a friend asked me if I watched this episode of Top Gear. I said I hadn't watched Top Gear in ages, and he told me it was more like a documentary or a movie - not the typical studio stuff with car reviews. He described this part of the episode and said it was brilliant.
This is where Top Gear changed for the better with the specials and evolved into the show it became. We must thank the Gas Station owner and 'The Boys' for this moment.
I agree this and the Polar Special kick started prime Top Gear
_"I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables."_
God, I miss these guys.
Florida man here. I'm living proof of this since I'm part vegetable, being autistic and all.
@@boogaloobender3462 you must be part swamp cabbage
Oh sweet mother of all fucks hahaha
I love top gear
You miss these guys? Um. Watch The Grand Tour
Hammond is a trooper for helping out May despite obviously having shit his pants.
And the fact May is the one who made Hammond such a target
I would've just gone "nah mate, you got me killed, this is justice."
@@IronLegionnaire1 good chaps 😂😂
@@douglasascencio9140 its fake
As someone born in America..... I wouldn’t go near Alabama 😂
@@cunt2092 I hope you're right because it'd be a shame if people were actually like that in SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!
When the BBC used to allow quality like this.
Are they disallowing it, or have they just not had any opportunity or writers who have come up with stuff at this level... It's the later
If you want something better write it.
@@Alex-cw3rz considering they booted these three. Yes, they disallow it.
@@MrOnay-px1jx they booted Jeremy because he assaulted someone... To blame them is very weird
@@Alex-cw3rz and the dude he beat up deserved it so. Also the jokes they used to make BBC wont let anyone make now
@@MrOnay-px1jx no problems ,the grand tour is much better and they are free of the British Gov influenced state owned BBC
The people that got angry at those slogans enough to start attacking the crew are definitely also the type of people that would call people 'snowflakes' and not notice the hypocrisy.
100% !!!
Yup
Yeah but if those rednecks went to a bar in Manchester, and started making fun of the Manchester United football team, they'd get their heads kicked in. Those brits need protective cages in their stadiums for fans of the visiting teams. So they aren't all civilized either.
The "Don't Tread on Me" crowd.
its also low education mixed with being isolated to a very devout area. you see it on both sides, they meet anything in opposition with violence
Alabama sign: "Alabama, the beautiful"
Also Alabama sign: *30 bullet holes in it*
plot twist: hammond shot the sign
@@ftyropek got dammit Hammond
It adds character.
@@wyattinator true true
@Insights this was lighthearted until you came along
I loved that Hammond actually stops to help James rather than speeding off
Well if he didn't, they would have been responsible for a death.
@ITACA still, if it wasn't that shit would be scary
@@eggbag4182 Hammond should just give James a ride then gtf out of there asap
I would have sped off, lol.
@ITACA this wasn’t faked.
Man,they should have written "dating your sister is not cool"
I wanna see how they react to that...
Instant lynching lol
They'd be too busy fucking their sister to notice.
I’m just surprised they can read
@Läski Jaakko What does that even mean LOL
@Läski Jaakko lol is it true?
I love how at 4:36, you can faintly hear "What in the hell?..." in the background 💀
They have had an episode set in Iraq and Chernobyl. They have driven to the North pole, and on some of the most deadly roads in the world. And yet there most dangerous stunt was to try and drive through Alabama.
downtown Basra is safer than Alabama
Tbf the tiera del fuego incident was much worse than this
Alabama - The Chechnya of the US
As an American I can't help but feel proud about that.
@@istyleonu wha-why
I love the fact that these three did a show in a literal war zone in Iraq and made it out safe and sound, yet it took only a few minutes for them to be run out of Alabama in fear for their lives.
And the worst was Argentina. The trio drove around in sports cars and unexpectedly, Jeremy felt like he and the convoy are not welcome there since his car had a license plate “H982 FKL” and there’s no way he can conceal or change the plate since it referenced Britain fighting Argentina to claim the Falkland Islands and Argentina lost. And also the trio were treated unfairly. First, the ferry dropped them in a beach with alot of stones and they struggled to get across it but they did. Second of all, they drove in Patagonia but that night, the convoy encountered an angry mob. There were raw eggs followed by rocks being thrown at the vehicles smashing the windows. The trio were forced to leave their cars behind. At the end, they made it away from harm into Chille.
Imagine thinking this was real and not staged, peak terminal smooth brain
I mean let's be honest
They wouldn't fair much better if they did this challenge in the Middle East
@@maxtuner5762 They would probably fair better.
@@alexcatch2436 you do it. I wanna see how it ends.
"Are y'all tryna do some contest to get beat up in a hick town?" Literally Yes.
She actually got it exactly right. Can't be that dumb then.
It seems like she wasn’t even mad about the slogans she was just pissed that a bunch of foreign knobs came into town trying to cause backlash by playing off of southern stereotypes
@@patrickharris4641 not a stereotype if it's true
@@kenetickups6146 by definition, yes it is. I bet you wouldn't drive through a black neighborhood with "rap is crap" and "I hate watermelon and fried chicken" on your car; people would get mad not because of the opinions but instead how they reflect your view of the community. It's the same principle here, they're being inflammatory for the sake of being inflammatory
@@patrickharris4641 exactly. It's entertaining but they're just being cunts when they do this sort of thing.
The best part was James turning Dodge into Dodgey
thank you lmao I saw that and was dying laughing
Clarkson: "We had to pull into a town for fuel"
Also Clarkson: "I just remembered, I actually got loads of petrol"
Proceeds to "tear up the parking lot" lol
It was a SET UP
@@dashs1496 I don't think so. The attacks on the camera crew, and the panic to scrape the paint off on the side of the road seemed pretty real.
This was both the peak of BBC broadcasting and the low point of US/U.K. relations
no more probably UK- Alabama relationship
Low point of UK Us relations is the Afghan withdrawal
@@emilebichelberger7590 perhaps the low point of the us uk relations is the revolutionary war
@@dillonkoester5530 No, probably the War of 1812.
You mean the US haven’t a sense of humour? Weird
"Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long to get beat up in a hick town?"
"I'm not gay, I'm married. I've got three children"
Jeremy just trying to save himself and scarper earlier than others lol
Thats not even counterevidence
@@Cytronik well you can't have a gay marriage and have three childrens or they are adopted childrens.
@@kloic9334 Or you only come clean with yourself and your sexuality after you already had a hetero marriage and still be a father.
@@Cytronik yes, that's what i was also trying to say.
I renember I got loads of petrol
*runs away with his 89 Camaro*
2:13
"Hillary for president" in May's car was simply WAY TOO AHEAD OF ITS TIME X'D
How'd that end up lmao
hillary ran in 2008 and announced her campaign in 2007. this aired in 2007.
3 English men having some trouble with American locals,
1508, colorized
Lol Native Americans it is 😂😂😂
They should have a new challenge. Drive through downtown in any big American City with trump 2020 and blue line flags!
British undercover agents pretend to be northerners to further Northern-Southern divisions (1861, colorised)
LOLZ
well in 1508 America didn't exist 😂
“I’m calling the boys” In 5 mins Cleetus, Festus, Mud, Jared, Bret and Gunner show up with their propane shotguns and big dog Dale Eurnhart jr jr jr in they here pick up truck.
Don’t forget bubba who were to fat to get out of his house. But was there in spirit
Well, their girlfriend called in so they had to come, you don't refuse your sister like that
@@abecadlo15 holy cow 😂
People have started to mate with vegetables
"Dale Earnhardt jr jr jr" fucking lmao
“We’ve just sort of decorated our cars in a distinctive manner.” The accent combined with the statement was the cherry on top!!!
This seems like another Top Gear stunt overly dramatized for television's sake, but the OG trio confirmed in a live Q&A that this segment was genuinely the most dangerous one they've done.
Another overly professional and incredibly staged drama that the BBC used to excel at and now we have bugger all!
As someone that lives in Arkansas, and isn't straight (Bi), I find it so funny the people that think this is far-fetched.
@@sean8102Stronger than any US marine 🫡
I’m also a non-straight southerner- ace, intersex by some definitions since I have PCOS(which doesn’t help whatsoever because more body hair and the like + being uninterested in traditional “feminine” things like wearing makeup and shaving everything but my head), and a demigirl because something something I’m like a girl but they had to make a bunch of substitutions in the recipe, she/her in the way a boat is, woman a little to the left, etc. It’s hard enough being some flavor of woman but uninterested in dating or having kids when that’s considered A Woman’s Whole Reason For Existing by a lot of folks here, but I also look and dress juuuust gnc enough that I’ve had a woman in a Chili’s bathroom assume I was a trans girl and tell me “Sir, this isn’t your bathroom”.
All that said, it’s definitely loads better in the part of Texas I live in, especially now that I’m free from the ironic hell that was Christian highschool. For example when I mistakenly came out of the closet once, only MOST of the people present insinuated I should kms/was a crime against god for existing. And I’ve only had sporadic outright threats made against me. Needless to say I still do not feel safe being open about my identity offline… The fewer targets I put on myself, the better, as much as I’d love to wear at least ace flag stuff. I get picked on enough for enjoying bugs and my Kirby hyperfixation but at least with that i can be like L + ratio + fuck you the little guys outside are cool and vital to the survival of this planet + funny orb game appeals to various ages for various reasons + people can like different things than you literally just shut up + no bitches
Staged or not (I've seen genuinely conflicting opinions) it's still funny how quickly it goes to pot
I guarantee you, people in the South have been shot and killed for much less. This wasn't staged, you do NOT go into the deep South and think this sort of idiotic stunt is "funny."
"They've shot their own sign, what are they going to do to us", such an underrated line
Most of the signs in the Dirty South are shot up! What the hell else you gonna do in the middle of nowhere, beside drink! This aint London.
@@Dynamic_Photography London is made by people so is Alabama.
The irony is where they are from British citizens desecrate their own government's property.
@@buzztrucker hell yeah they do! Brits are just as fuck'd up as the US.
@@dieabsolutegluckskuche5174 huh???
Fun fact: That gas station was shut down for selling cigarettes illegally
Lmao I know it's mean to say this but I'm glad!
F
How do u know?
I was there today, they were open.
@@peptobismol9 oh damn tell us more.
1:42 "I think what you've done there James is killed your friend"
James: *shrugs*
Best bit
420th like, congrats on the dank comment
How dangerously true it could be.
Was looking for this
Hammond should've left him there, sorry mate, look what you did to my car
"I think what you've done there, James, is killed your friend"
james: *shrugs*
Jeremy: “James what you’ve done there is killed your friend”
James: *shrugs*
"does that mean hes not coming on then?"
Me and my best friend in a nutshell
Jeremy: I've just remembered, I've actually got loads of petrol *floors it*
lmao
Lmao original content
Oh you watch the video too
What car Jeremy was driving??
@@tejask8320 looks like 80s camaro or something
@@tejask8320 '89 Camaro RS
“Then they turned on the film crew”
That’s probably because they don’t want to be filmed committing murder
I couldn’t exactly imagine getting turned on by a bunch of hicks...
aaand they would probably stopped the filming by... committing murder
When I hear Alabama, all I picture is the hills have eyes type creatures and sweaty hate fucking your entire family tree
if i was the cameraman ima throw that huge camera nd bash em onto the head
@@bretthansen6634 I horrendously misread that sentence.
My favorite part of this episode to this day is the fact it’s 100% real
As a bi-sexual male that's lived in Arkansas since they were a kid, I don't find it surprising in the least.
@@sean8102stop saying "as a"
@@aselliofacchioThe sentence would have improper grammar if you removed that bit.
Its not there is no way
@@SlimbTheSlimeI'm sure you realize that's not what he means
2:27 seen this so many times and never noticed that James added a Y to Dodge. Brilliant.
Based
Right🤣
Oh I was reading it “gey” lmao. I didn’t know it was a dodge.
Only British ppl would understand that though. nobody else
@@KyleC11 explain pls
4:11 - Ironically, the gas station that Hammond pulled in with his "man love rules ok" slogan was called "ride with pride" hahaha
That's not really ironic but ok
@@jose.a.a.a Well I mean, if you really wanted to get technical about it, men and women can ride with pride. I just thought it was highly coincidental that this phrase appeared here, given the set of circumstances.
pride =/= gay
More than likely white pride
Lol
Hearing “I’m calling the boys” and a literal pickup truck with a bunch of hillbillies in the back is the most stereotypical thing I have ever seen 😂😂
Edit: it’s been 11 months since o posted this. Thanks for all the likes guys!
Dark souls boss Karen
That was some GTA 5 sandy shores shit
Fake
it looked like a scene from a game where a truck full of enemies enters
@@DropkickNation Nope cameraman confirmed in an interview
"They've shot their own sign." Always gets me!
I couldn't believe that crap lol
Mississippi dose it too
We have a lot of that in GA There was a pro Hillary metal sighn and people shot it out
Captain Ah Vong dang
Immfrom,kentucky
I like how they drew the line at “Nascar Sucks”
I think most of all Jeremy tearing up the dirt part of the lot is what sent her over the edge. You can hear her telling the others about how mad she is about it.
Well Nascar is about dead anyway
NASCA sucks. He kinda ran out of room.
Marko Djurdjevic nascar is for people who think formula 1 is too complicated
Nascar is for people who don’t know how to turn right. And Indycar, let’s not get started on that.
"I'm not gay. I'm married and I've got 3 kids."
Still one of the best-delivered lines during the entire tenure of this show, which is saying something
"I'm not gay. I am married. I have three children." Jeremy immediately goes into humanizing mode. This clip is TopGear at its best!
😂😂😂
@Bryan Singh damn I'm american but your dumber than me
@@an-2253 oh dawg you’re* fucked
@Bryan Singh Lol this is Alabama. We all know how it be
Sometimes Jeremy’s roasting, is almost frightening.
Alabama is certainly coming up in the world, they could read the side of the cars.
Wasted Timeandeffort stolen?
Wasted Timeandeffort epstein what did you do?
Can you tell me how it felt to get suicided by Hillary Clinton
"Alabam"...
*_ALABAM_*
It’s hilarious that of all the places they’ve been and the things they’ve done the closest they’ve been to dying is in the United States.
Yea of course
And they've been to Iraq ffs
you forgot argentina? that is way worse, this seems reality tv, like where the hell she came from? the Argentina episode meanwhile seems legit
Apart from Hammond's two near-fatal crashes
@@tobznoobs true
'I can excuse racism but I draw the line at 'Man Love Rules' graffitied onto a car."
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Underrated comment here
stolen joke
Not even funny, he built that monstrosity next to the nicest trailer park in Bama.
Why else is the capital called Mobile?
Yeah took out the entire library as well. Both books gone and they hadnt even finished colouring in one of them.
As an Alabamian I can confirm this video was in no way falsified. They looked to be heading north from Mobile and those Pride gas stations tend to be in really seedy towns (I can say that, I'm from a seedy town) along that route.
Those folks down there gave those Top Gear folks a very rude welcome. Most folks in Alabama don’t behave that way, considering I’ve been to Mobile, Gulf Shores, and Foley…
@@carwrtr1 Did your car display messages the population disapproves of?
@@carwrtr1 Trust me any "friendly" population will turn against you if you push their buttons. This is embarrassing, maybe, but in no way hard to believe.
@@catinthehat5140 go to nyc with a confederate flag on your car and you’ll get an even worse response
@@odeclasdjent7831 Most people would just ignore it. Since in heavily populated places people tend to become more isolated from those around eachother. I know it sounds strange but it's a well documented phenomenon. Much the same way many people in flats will barely know their neighbours if at all, whereas people living on estates will have good acquaintance, even friendship with their neighbours. I'm no expert but I'd imagine it's because it's the sea of faces. Being around so many people means they all just blur into one globular mass. Humans don't naturally live in multi-million populated metropolis'. Maybe it's a way for the brain to cope, as its an overload of information
"I've just remembered I've actually got loads of petrol."
**races away from gas station...*
САLIMBO ГГГ
Which also reminds me of an early scene in Smokey and the Bandit where Burt Reynolds, after evading a highway patrolman by hiding behind a building, looks at the camera, smiles, and rolls away. Part of me suspects the line and camera shot was intended to parody that scene.
САLIMBO ГГГ you should of put country peaple suck ass
I'm from Alabama. Never laughed so hard in my life! That was hilarious. All of us ain't that bad tho. 😂
The guys they hired to harass them weren't even good actors though. I hope no one took this that seriously.
Should've written "If Jesus was from Alabama, would Mary be his lover?" 😂
Imagine if they wrote satanic stuff. That would kill them due to Bible Belt.
Mary was his lover
@@allenlindsey1175 Not that one.
"Man love ok"
--Skyrim NPC-- Gas Station Owner: Never should have come here!
@Evil cat Okay so that wasn't the joke
@Evil cat I couldn’t agree with you more
@@Stinerator aw you tried
Jeremy: I'm doing something I'd never thought I'd do, I'm running for the border.
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that Alabamian ambush...
Holy cow I've got 1100 likes? :O Bro. Also, you commenters take a pill. This is all good laughs. These crazy nuts don't represent our entire country.
"guess what you're in a hick town"
"We're gonna die now"
at least they are aware that their a bunch of dumb inbred fucks
Whatever a "hick" town is.
I 'love' how they are proud of how backwards and insular they are.
“Don’t you dayyer”
@@Max25670 Sam, it actually “they’re” as in “they are”. I shouldn’t be calling people dumb, pal.
5:17
"I've just remembered, I've actually got loads of petrol"
**speeds away
SO LONG SUCKAAAAZ!!!!!!
*_Screech_*
BECAUSE ITS FUCKING OBVIOUSLY FAKE!!! Lol how stupid can people be
i hate it when they say petrol.... it is like hearing fingernails on chalkboard.....so cringey
@@kushpaladin they could say the same to us for calling it gas
2:27 The rebrand to Dodgey.... I died... 😀
“In certain parts of America, people have started to mate with vegetables” 😂😂
That honestly sums up Alabama. Absolute shithole of a state lmao
@@Lakita2880 that's the entire nation these days haha
3 years later a piece of veg becomes president.
@@OpiatesAndTits boiled* piece of vege
MM L “STARTED??” damn it’s been three hundred years since a watermelon has became a substitute for their left hands!
I love how they play the stereotypical "combat footage in Afghanistan music" towards the end.
It was actually from the soundtrack to Black Hawk Down.
@@WinstonSmith685 Very good ear!
And.. to make it even "better" the Black Hawk Down OST they played is called "Synchrotone - Minutes before disaster"
since that part of music was played when the Somalia Militia shot down one of the Black Hawk. Hhhaa
Bad time to mention Afghanistan LOL
To be fair Afghanistan is more developed in every aspect than the US ever will be.
I love how quickly the film crew ditched them
I think they were more concerned for their safety since they were the ones filming
@@Snowfang00 Absolutely, if the crazy ass hicks are gonna commit murder, they’re gonna make sure there’s no video evidence xD
The film crew are awesome and tend to fuck with them pretty often, its just cut alot of the time.
@@obscura1839 Are you sure duude?
Rip wizard
"I really do believe that in parts of America now people have started to mate with vegatables". Meanwhile... "I went on the internet and I found this".
Clarkson: "I believe in certain parts of America people have started to mate with vegetables."
Holy shit I'm dying.
Yeah they probably did, that vegetable is their sister
Newyork and l.a
Does that make them vegetarian?
Bruh
@Austin Martín Hernández / That's how you get yeast infections.
I’m actually surprised they could read what was on the cars.
James Wood nice
Nice
Nice
@Veganism Kills they are the most retarded people 😂😂
@Veganism Kills did you even watch the video
I can’t imagine being somewhere and thinking “we’ll be safer in the more tolerant state of Mississippi”
Exactly lmao. Mississippi isn’t much better. Best to make the break for New Orleans or Florida
My wife grew up in Alabama and the family joke was that the states only reason for existing was to make Mississippi look good. Or maybe it was the other way around. Either way, the point is , someone has to be the bottom . The sad part is just how proud they seem to be of it
It's a Blues state, not a country music state. If you're afraid of Black People, then sure- Mississippi is terrifying.. but if you've ever been to Mardi Gras you know it's safer than Alabama.
@@patrickasplund I dunno. Black majority areas can be pretty scary on their own. Just look at Chicago.
And Detroit and St. Louis and Memphis.
That Black Hawk Down ost in the end is hilarious 😂
I love how the woman was offended that they were clearly trying to provoke the locals by playing off of negative deep south stereotypes and then chose to prove them wrong by calling in a group of locals to physically assault them.
Have you ever given thought to the idea that it might all be staged?
@@realmrpoopybutthole7587 Until its proven the video material is staged, I consider it as real.
@@realmrpoopybutthole7587 Have you ever given thought to how fucked up the south generally is?
@@realmrpoopybutthole7587 lmao lot of people have already tried going into an immensive Conservative region. Its not new. So it's definitely not staged. You just have to make better evacuation plans when shit hits the fan.
Im not sure I believe this was real but ok. Plus I was really surprised it was a "woman".
I'm from Alabama and I really hate that this is such an accurate representation of the people here.
Hannah Blevins the fact that you exist (inferring that you’re not like them) means there’s some hope though!
Bruh
Same
The south in general, to be honest.
@I'm tired of this nigga shut yo ass up
"i've just remembered i've got loads of petrol" says Clarkson as he leaves his mates behind..lol
What did you expect??
Yep
4:14 love the pan-down from 'ride with pride' to Hammond's car LOL
That's such a good catch
Plot twist all those honking at hammond were closer gays agreeing with his car
Closet
Maybe
Honk if you’re horny for hamster?
that's exactly what i thought
@@JS-qg1ie I prefer more masculine men like SolidRev
I love Clarkson's loyalty to his two mates when he pisses off from the garage leaving Hammond with the jump leads for May's car. That's being a real pal. Lol
Somehow that doesn't really surprise me. Guy's got the biggest mouth but the guy with the biggest heart is Hammond.
They should’ve jumped when he did.
People who dont act quick are usually the ones complaining after the fact.
Isnt that clarksons camaro at 6:05 i think
To be fair, he'd already gone by the time may said he needed help
@@nicks4802 james' car need to be jump started
I love how the woman threatens to bring "the boys" because she's offended about "man love rules OK" and then 6 shirtless men in the back of a pickup truck turn up at the "ride with pride" petrol station. Guess that the US for you🤔😂
That's scripted TV for you.
@@ayoutubeuser7613 your probably from alabama
@@tompworker no I am not. But I just hate it when people make assumptions about something they have only seen on a TV show known to script stuff.
American not safe for tourist....
Mohd Hassan America isn’t safe at all
Fun fact: that garage owner is actually the state’s leading intellectual, having shocked the region with a tower IQ of 65
"I'm getting the boys" made me die of laughter
Were they filming this on the weekend or were "the boys" just unemployed?
David THE BOYZ ARE BACK IN TOWN THE BOYZ ARE BACK IN TOOOWWN 🎶 🎵 🎼
Enter bus full of drag queens...
Sic em boyz
It's likely scripted
“I’m not gay. I’ve just decorated my car in a distinctive manner” 😅
A... _flamboyant_ manner, you could say.
he could have just claimed a fraternity vandalized his car and he would have been fine. They hate 'college boys' down south.
I like how the closest they’ve been to getting shot/killed is Alabama, and not Not Bolivia’s death road, Chernobyl or Africa.
You forgot about Argentina....
ManchesterSpotter just remember those countries mentioned don’t generally have civilians with guns unless they have licensing.
Well, Its America. One of the worst countries in the world. What do you expect?
@@BRAG3A Are you disabled?
Francisco Sanchez Cus? If you disagree there is something wrong with you
I how love how james just stands there like a child watching his pairents argue when that lady confronts Clarkson
the best part is the gas station is called “Ride With Pride”
Ikr 😂😂😂
HA, GGGAAAYYYYYYYY
different pride I reckon
@@mirorizzo3872 no wayyyy
the word Pride existed before it was hijacked by the LGBTQ indoctrination.
"certain parts of America poeple have started to mate with vegetables"
BEST LINE EVVVVVVVVER😂😂
I dont get the joke pls tell me more.
@@emiraslan34 really? cuz if you don’t, it basically means that in certain parts of America people have been mating with brain dead people (not literally of course ) and in turn the residents there are very stupid
Cyprus 100 I prefer the interpretation they’re mating with literal vegetables.
@@jeremynewcombe3422 yeah me too
I think the right choice of Words is «i think in some parts of america people have started mating with their siblings»
When people from Alabama discover the internet and see this video they’re going to be pissed, but we got at least 15 years before that happens
I'm from Alabama so...
@@macksrailroadinglife8699 THEY'RE EVOLVING!!!!
@@macksrailroadinglife8699 bruh
@@macksrailroadinglife8699 Roll Tide brother
As a person that lives in Alabama I can confirm
This is TV gold
At the time I was suffering mental health issues but this although hair raising was absolutely hilarious to watch classic classic top gear
Makes you proud for being from literally anywhere else
Truly. I'm from south carolina, and I'd still rather be from here than alabama
Except maybe Mississippi.
I am proud of being from Alabama
@@Ian-pu5jh Nice Try. The Real Johnny Cash is from Arkansas
True but I am not the real Johnny Cash
Ironic how the -petrol- gas station was literally called *Ride With Pride* 4:11
@Connor Mcgee They use it a lot though even if it's not exclusive to them.
@@mattwolf7698 literally once a year we use it and yall get triggered by it
So if you're proud of anything you automatically become gay lmao
@@crazypsychovirgoman6990 I have nothing against you lot but thb a month isnt "once a year" like m8 that's 1/12th the year cmon
@@jackwisniewski3859 and you guys get to experience straight pride every day so here's that
how’d they manage to check off every stereotype in such a short video
Editing
@@RilfDanielson true they had to make the americans look better than they actually were because of broadcast standards.
almost seems..........................................................................produced? like for a show?
They paid people to act.
@@Cyberdyne_research "vastly superior with technology"? I've got news for you, friend, you're gonna get picked on everywhere you go.
That NASCAR sucks part really hit me in the heart.
The British invade US Territory: 2013, Colorized
Union sympathizers protest in the Confederation during the civil war (1862)
2006*
you know this comment is old and entered the now defunct dead meme factory... please stop
@@verloser while I respect your opinion, it's still wrong
@@verloser no
Spent half of my life in Alabama and this is accurate, except for the idea that crossing the state border will save you. In reality, any rural area for several states in any direction will deliver similar results. Even Florida, the beaches of Florida are their own, completely different thing but go 30 minutes inland, anywhere outside of the larger cities, it's the south on meth, riding an alligator.
More like defiling alligators.
@@angryonion9550 true
Even in liberal California, if you go far enough inland it becomes the Bible Belt of the west. Lately, San Bernardino county has been talking about breaking off from Cali to become it's own red state
Don't let this man fool you. Everyone in the city is on meth too! I live in Springfield MO and my entire apartment complex is meth addicts. I know because they hit their bubbles right in front of me...tried turning them into stoners...failed...
Stupid inbread stfu bout a hick town dumb hoe
And that, kids, is why incest is a bad idea.
😭😭😭
They should have had a banjo soundtrack.
Like they say, why go across town when you can just go across the hall?
Vermont is much more in to it than Alabama
@@olivermark5512 So you have family in Vermont?
"they've shot their own sign, what are they gonna do to us"😂😂
The British equivalent of “The British are coming” is “the rednecks have arrived”
Clarkson: "What you've done there, is killed your friend."
May: *shrugs*
"I'm not gay, I'm married, I've got three children" is my fav bit 😂😂😂. Clarkson cracks under the pressure and resorts to sensible and mature mode.
As if gays can't get married and have kids (adopted of course) 😂
No you guys don't get to keep children
@@kabelomaragelo2745 ew
I never thought that it was possible to put Clarkson, sensible and mature in one sentence.
@@kabelomaragelo2745 Not really their children then are they?
"I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables" - Jeremy Clarkson
As an American, I must say that’s a very distinct possibility!!!
In all fairness they need new genes after all the inbreeding in Alabama
if many people started doing that they would probably get a ton of support just like the other freaks
As a American I can say it's more relevant in the big cities
This is more applicable in Seattle, Portland, Oakland, LA etc
5:08 “We’re gonna die now 😐”
The way Hammond delivers that line is absolutely SUPERB 😂
As a person from the south, I'll admit that even Alabama scares me. They're a special kind of people lol
Exactly. I’m from Texas and I would be scared to go there 😳😳
Yeah fuck that incest hell hole I ain’t ever going there
Not nearly as bad as uncle mom and aunt dad West Virginia.
@Da gorrilaa Unless you're gay, black, and not a Christian.
if i had those slogans on my truck i would carry gas cans everywhere