James May and Jeremy Clarkson trying to cycle around London safely | Top Gear - BBC

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  • @puredesir3
    @puredesir3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17732

    cant stop laughing "Act your age, get a car"

  • @tezlarsmith2480
    @tezlarsmith2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    “Where is the cyclist”
    “Mangled at the end”

  • @shaneybrainy13
    @shaneybrainy13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10042

    "We did spell it wrong." Lol, nice way to dodge a copyright claim.

    • @CatBahptista
      @CatBahptista 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      +1

    • @epender
      @epender 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      It's called liking not +1 ing

    • @CatBahptista
      @CatBahptista 8 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      +Ethan P.
      It's also called "I have a shitty phone, I can't like comments, all I can do is write a +1 as a like". Don't be petty.

    • @epender
      @epender 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      CatB Oh sorry.

    • @CatBahptista
      @CatBahptista 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      +Ethan P.
      All is well. Sorry for my tone.

  • @codyleslie478
    @codyleslie478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    I love how they kept all the tags on their helmets and clothes.. probably so they can return them

    • @Lurcii
      @Lurcii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Fr I was dying the whole time because of that 💀

    • @mclarenrob2
      @mclarenrob2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don't know what the joke actually is, but they do that in lots of different films

    • @dragonxev1144
      @dragonxev1144 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@mclarenrob2it's just a running gag in top gear

    • @avalsirithanawat1772
      @avalsirithanawat1772 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mclarenrob2I think it’s a joke on BBC’s lack of funding?

    • @mclarenrob2
      @mclarenrob2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@avalsirithanawat1772 Could be, so they can return them after 😅

  • @crispydankmemes
    @crispydankmemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Jeremy : "James was very sympathetic"
    James : "goodness gracious, great balls of fire"

    • @starbuckscoffee8521
      @starbuckscoffee8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s from a song which is in topgun

    • @shirleykueh582
      @shirleykueh582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@starbuckscoffee8521 Jerry Lee Lewis

    • @momiaw
      @momiaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      reminded me of captain haddock

    • @xubarney1326
      @xubarney1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahah

    • @JamesHoffa1
      @JamesHoffa1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@starbuckscoffee8521 moron

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6855

    Lance Armstong - cyclists are untrustworthy. LOL

    • @rise_and_shine
      @rise_and_shine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      man could u explain that to me plz? English isnt really my native language. why did he say they spelled it wrong? what is the joke with armSTOng and why is he even on the pic? thank u in advance man!

    • @wakeupscott
      @wakeupscott 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Tim K I think they just did it to avoid legal problems and just made it part of the joke.

    • @492resolute3
      @492resolute3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tim K it’s supposed to be Lance Armstrong

    • @492resolute3
      @492resolute3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Tim K it’s because he was revealed to be taking illegal drugs to improve his cycling

    • @rise_and_shine
      @rise_and_shine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks man, that's what i wanted to figure out. best of luck to u brother

  • @markdelej
    @markdelej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6437

    Clarkson was perfect for this show cos he has the brain of a 14 year old boy but the old rickety body of a pensioner

    • @aestheticcruise8807
      @aestheticcruise8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      markdelej the most accurate and well sourced information of Jeremy Clarkson in one TH-cam comment!!

    • @taunokekkonen5733
      @taunokekkonen5733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And the budget of BBC.

    • @aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables
      @aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@taunokekkonen5733 not anymore 😉

    • @IvanGarcia-ug7mf
      @IvanGarcia-ug7mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      14 year olds aren't brilliantly funny tho

    • @jaybeck1713
      @jaybeck1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@taunokekkonen5733 Somehow that can mean a lot and almost nothing at all at the same time.

  • @Bread996
    @Bread996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3812

    “Are women’s bottoms different from men’s bottoms?” “I think so”
    And the debate continues in 2019 lol.

    • @drummerdoingstuff5020
      @drummerdoingstuff5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      There's people who think the Earth is flat too....

    • @soundbreakermusic
      @soundbreakermusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Karina Peters yeah boys arses are smaller and tighter

    • @theloniousm4337
      @theloniousm4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Feminists say there is no difference. Wait, this just in......new batch of radical feminists says, "Womens bottoms are better and therefore should be in charge of the world".

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Women have an in, men have an out...

    • @NeatoUnused
      @NeatoUnused 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      y'all are so edgy lmao

  • @finessefinesse9928
    @finessefinesse9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3741

    To be fair, Jeremy is an unwitting advert for cycling all by himself. Every time I look at the man, I have the immediate motivation to go out and exercise.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Excersise by running or lifting weights, not taking up road space on your idiotic victorian toy

    • @franzclammer1931
      @franzclammer1931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      @@AverageAlien maniac.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@franzclammer1931 what are you a puegout driver

    • @rainbowevil
      @rainbowevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AverageAlien who takes up more road space, cars or cyclists? Utterly without brain, you.

    • @wowisthatgami8293
      @wowisthatgami8293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@AverageAlien "road space" 🤣 now that's rich

  • @Weirjetwashing
    @Weirjetwashing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    When James was turning right Jeremy was genuinely concerned for his friends safety “be careful James “

    • @suminshizzles6951
      @suminshizzles6951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Had he gone right and been hit by that oncoming bus it would have been his own fault for there was a car ahead of him that was also turning right.

    • @arviddh
      @arviddh ปีที่แล้ว

      true, just go at the same time as the car so you a have a shield lol @@suminshizzles6951

  • @bladder1010
    @bladder1010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11028

    With just a little re-engineering, bicycles would be perfect.
    For safety, I'd start with hydraulic disc brakes, a headlight (or maybe even two), and a windshield. Then you might consider adding some doors and more comfortable seats, with seat-belts. Adding two more wheels would greatly improve stability. Of course, that extra weight will make the bicycle even more difficult to peddle than it already is, so you'll want an engine. I suggest a V8. NOW you'll have a bicycle that non-masochists will want to use. Just a suggestion.

    • @michaelkenny4124
      @michaelkenny4124 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Bicycles already have hydraulic disc brakes and lights, half-wit.

    • @bladder1010
      @bladder1010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      ***** I guess you don't wear a helmet, either? Because it sounds like you've already suffered significant brain damage.

    • @bladder1010
      @bladder1010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ***** LOL! What a sad tosser.

    • @bladder1010
      @bladder1010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      shaggy Okay. Now take your pills. There's a good wee chap.

    • @Cultwatch123
      @Cultwatch123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree

  • @XrGrimreap3rX
    @XrGrimreap3rX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4902

    Bloody Lance Armstrong, first he fakes the moon landing and now cycling

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      FulfMubLana and fakes playing the saxophone.

    • @kaybrzy3367
      @kaybrzy3367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao

    • @FightingForceSoulless
      @FightingForceSoulless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Man of a thousand jobs. And tricks. And drugs.

    • @CounterClaws
      @CounterClaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Lance Armstrong wasn't the on to do that, the sign clearly said Lance Armstong.

    • @mobro538
      @mobro538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      CounterClaws if you listen really carefully, you can hear the joke flying straight over your head

  • @evanforst7272
    @evanforst7272 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    "Have you ever put toothpaste on your scrotum?"
    -Jeremy Clarcson

    • @MJTbreww
      @MJTbreww 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I know you commented that 6 months ago and this might be a reference I don't get but the C isn't even close to the K.

    • @evanforst7272
      @evanforst7272 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      my bad. i wrote that in a hurry

    • @partyplace15
      @partyplace15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Evan Forst Was it to "Avoid copyright claims?"

    • @bartvanriel6767
      @bartvanriel6767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a matter of fact, yes I have when I was a teenager. ~ James May

    • @AzanAli-
      @AzanAli- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Please let use your lavatory because my scrotum is on fire.

  • @twigs_the_badger1106
    @twigs_the_badger1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    No joke, James's video sends out his message very well. I feel like it could even win awards.
    Its the message thats the problem.

  • @godmadedubstep
    @godmadedubstep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    1:10 can tell he's trying his hardest not to laugh and take his position of authority serious lol

  • @AgentMrX7
    @AgentMrX7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    Why were they shocked? What did they expect from Top Gear haha. I was in tears first time i watched this.

    • @donkgated8074
      @donkgated8074 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      hahaha yep, those on the panel got trolled hardcore!

    • @FinalFantasyAerith
      @FinalFantasyAerith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      AgentMrX7 If you look the guy on the right was laughing through it. I imagine they did it a few times so that they could look as unimpressed as possible!!

    • @JJR_77
      @JJR_77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      It was scripted lol

    • @JJR_77
      @JJR_77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Free film music yeah it’s so funny though

    • @s.wilson7315
      @s.wilson7315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      scripted to look shocked

  • @CosylandWhispers
    @CosylandWhispers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    To be honest, I though James' advert was brilliant.

  • @omegaprime8612
    @omegaprime8612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3121

    Clarkson is the best of both worlds for me lol the guy is a borderline comedian and loves cars. Those two things happen to be my favorite.

    • @omegaprime8612
      @omegaprime8612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ian8354 ok

    • @omegaprime8612
      @omegaprime8612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +viperz888 ok

    • @error.418
      @error.418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Edward Horsey So does Iron Man rank a close 3rd or something?

    • @omegaprime8612
      @omegaprime8612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Yes lol

    • @AymanTravelTransport
      @AymanTravelTransport 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Edward Horsey that's why I started watching Top Gear in the first place!

  • @vanamutt43
    @vanamutt43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    4:46 jeremy looks absolutely ridiculous and he just couldnt care less, i love it lmao

  • @3qui1i6riM
    @3qui1i6riM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    James’s film absolutely cracked me up! Oh and did anyone notice that Jeremy’s cyclist clothes still had the tags on? I love these guys!

    • @kenworkman3964
      @kenworkman3964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The pair of them must have known beforehand that their ride was a stunt, so they kept the clothing tags on in order to get a refund. It's a great pity they didn't come across one of their own kind, they wouldn't have been able to get a refund on soiled goods.

    • @pw7010
      @pw7010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did anyone not notice?

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s a bit of a running gag that they keep the tags on their clothes (probably also for the refund reason) but I think if it were just for the refund reason, they’d do a better job of hiding them. It also adds to the comedy to see them.

  • @lobsterairsoft499
    @lobsterairsoft499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    "Be careful James! There is great peril..."

    • @lowkey1784
      @lowkey1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Clarkson is a good man.

    • @v3insoldi3r85
      @v3insoldi3r85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lowkey1784 funny man

    • @v3insoldi3r85
      @v3insoldi3r85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me you and 695 will get along well my friend

    • @thibaldleonhard1839
      @thibaldleonhard1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      was lookking for this comment xD

  • @Isaac1995
    @Isaac1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    James May's advert. Best ever!

  • @jackydefo
    @jackydefo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    price tags still on the cloths lol

    • @Busaboy1103
      @Busaboy1103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      JayDee as always, hahaha

    • @wilfbm9067
      @wilfbm9067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why, it triggers me so much

    • @shivakumar499
      @shivakumar499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's for lease, gonna return it once the shooting is done

    • @connorhawkins2571
      @connorhawkins2571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s cause the bbc are so poor they can’t afford to loose the money on the clothing so they have to return them to get the money back. Like the bbc need enough money they are getting enough from the tv licensing and tax payers money

    • @TheGameGuruTv
      @TheGameGuruTv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you want to be able to return it ey

  • @nasilemak868
    @nasilemak868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    1:11
    Chris Boardman is actually holding in his laughter.

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Goodness gracious great balls of fire!” Lol James is hilarious 😂

  • @bishopcherrycoke6654
    @bishopcherrycoke6654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I am always in need of help with small talk. Now at the next awkward moment of silence I can ask people if they ever put toothpaste on their testicles. Thank you

    • @samm4510
      @samm4510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What if you are talking to women?

    • @matthewh630
      @matthewh630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sam M TRIGGERED

    • @bishopcherrycoke6654
      @bishopcherrycoke6654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Sam M im comfortable remaining uncomfortably awkward around women lol

    • @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
      @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam M Women need not apply!

    • @solatiumz
      @solatiumz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Dead - they can apply, but to someone's else's balls...

  • @FinalFantasyAerith
    @FinalFantasyAerith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    That Lance Armstrong poster though!!!

    • @AbsoluteWoo
      @AbsoluteWoo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Don't you mean Lance Armstong?

    • @FinalFantasyAerith
      @FinalFantasyAerith 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash Holdsworth No.

    • @Bruniastys
      @Bruniastys 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aerith G
      yes you do. if u dont you're not apprehensive enough , sniff

    • @FinalFantasyAerith
      @FinalFantasyAerith 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruniastys I really don't understand. I spelt his name correctly so that makes no sense.

    • @Bruniastys
      @Bruniastys 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Aerith G but THEY spelt it wrong on the poster and that's why we say ARMSTONG poster not armstrong. nevermind

  • @alexanderyoung8628
    @alexanderyoung8628 10 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I really like James' ad...

  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That person who was walking past that looked back at them as soon as Jeremy asked James if he had ever put toothpaste on his testicles was just like “wtf dude” 😂

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The "tags on the clothes" gag NEVER gets old :D

  • @Oat_meal_YT
    @Oat_meal_YT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "what if we go left?"
    me:"nascar style?" /: )

  • @brysonfrank6476
    @brysonfrank6476 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Jeremy gets an A++ on his video for the music he included.

  • @ladylove3636
    @ladylove3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Never thought Jeremy Clarkson would sum up my first 2 years of cycling around London at almost 50. Stick to the Left turns, mind the bumps & don't go too far without toilet access - horrendous in Lockdown. Still, its faster than walking, not as polluting as Cars, and there is a certain amount of fun & exhilaration which came as a surprise x

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro just get a bike with shocks or stand up when there are bumps. There are solutions. You don't have to deal with these issues.

    • @bencze465
      @bencze465 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I biked to work for 10 years - not London but another average european big city - and never had any significant issues you mention, other than 4 occurrences of people trying to kill me with their car (different people).

    • @randoguy7488
      @randoguy7488 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@realperson9104 Bike with shocks isn't as comfortable as a city bike, your posture is also completely different on such bike.

    • @palashbhaumik42069
      @palashbhaumik42069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get a car /s

    • @basketcase1235
      @basketcase1235 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@randoguy7488i mean, you can just get a seat post with shocks on them. lucky me i got a city bike with front and rear springs.

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I just love how they still have the tags on the helmet and gear because you just know that all of this stuff is going back to the shop hahaha

  • @autisticrebel1253
    @autisticrebel1253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One thing that helps with comfortable cycling is having a slightly worn sprung saddle and a gel cover. I have one on my 1975 Raleigh Stowaway and it works a treat. Sitting back is also a good for stopping your crown Jules being pummelled.

  • @trey0001069760
    @trey0001069760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I watched 10 minutes of Top Gear USA and didn't laugh once. I watch the first 1:11 seconds and die laughing😂🤣😂

    • @Nicox-cw6zu
      @Nicox-cw6zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The old one or the new one? Cause I like the old one.

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
    @summushieremiasclarkson4700 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I did something worse than toothpaste displacement.. suffice it to say that I was bored and I found a spray can for relieving joint and muscle pain. I still wince at the thought.

    • @databanks
      @databanks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Try not washing your hands well enough after chopping chilli, then taking a slash... you remember to triple wash your hands after that one

    • @databanks
      @databanks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      On the other hand... it does cause blood to rush to the area ...

    • @Johny40Se7en
      @Johny40Se7en 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Deep heat on the bollocks? that is pure retardation =P

    • @azwads5126
      @azwads5126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deepheat 😱😱

    • @basharun
      @basharun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that you did that or the fact that you felt the need to tell us about it. lol

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Every time I hear “act your age. get a car!” And “work harder. Get a car” I just crease 🤣🤣

  • @samarkants4444
    @samarkants4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:50
    I died laughing
    "We are trying to make cycling safer and we thought the best way to do that was to stop people cycling"

  • @gareginasatryan1579
    @gareginasatryan1579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I ride bicycles all my life and it doesn't seem as dangerous as people think. You have a better field of vision than cars and you can hear for traffic better too. When I approach some corners, I'm cautious (with a car) because a someone might pop out from the corner. With bikes you can peek safely. If you "peek" with a car, another might plow into your front. This happens to women all the time, as they are shorter and need to inch up more.
    To an outsider it seems "scary" when big cars are next to you, but really it isn't. The worse is heavy traffic. But I try to take minor streets.
    BTW. I also have a car. So I know both worlds.

    • @pw7010
      @pw7010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this satire?

    • @richardburns5925
      @richardburns5925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pw7010 no dude. Women are really more accident prone, traditionally seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel and tunnel vision. Now they all drive whilst on social media, phone on lap, pull up at some lights, a junction, a traffic jam......play on phone.

    • @cornishalps9870
      @cornishalps9870 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richardburns5925 where is your proof?

    • @richardburns5925
      @richardburns5925 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cornishalps9870 proof is......look in a car dude, glad you've got in touch, only yesterday, I was walking home with the dog, saw a black vauxhall zafira coming towards me driven by a lass with her head totally bowed staring at her lap, literally traveling down the road with her head bent forward eyes down into her lap, I knew straight away, as she passed me I quickly looked in to her car, looking at the phone on her knee! I see it all the time, if it's a young woman, always on the phone, the phone is always on the knee, if it's an older woman, seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel. I'm on a job in Sheffield city centre, high up, I can see straight down and in to vehicles coming up to and stopping at a set of traffic lights. Even the woman that drives the free connect city centre bus plays on her phone at every opportunity, the men don't!

    • @cornishalps9870
      @cornishalps9870 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@richardburns5925 ah yes, very wide range of data and totally not affected by personal bias.

  • @sushantmanandhar1387
    @sushantmanandhar1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Gentlemen, if you'd like to relax whilst I just insert this in the machine" is just about the most James May sentence ever spoken

  • @DavePettit
    @DavePettit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Like how they kept the tags on so they could return them :)

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Truly one of the best segments I have ever seen.

  • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
    @CaptainAMAZINGGG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I honestly can't see what people wouldn't like about jeremy.
    He's absolutely delightful. :')

    • @leocervidae
      @leocervidae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “He’s a bit of a knob head but I quite like him”
      - James May

    • @rufusgreenleaf2466
      @rufusgreenleaf2466 ปีที่แล้ว

      And his genius holds no bounds

  • @resnonverba137
    @resnonverba137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The meeting and clips are one of my favourite clips from Top Gear. I also remember the 'modern Peugeot driver' episode fondly.

    • @natashaclarke9709
      @natashaclarke9709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "maniaaaac!" And the multiple crashings 🤣

  • @joshkirkham4281
    @joshkirkham4281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Goodness gracious great balls of fire

  • @AsboJunior
    @AsboJunior 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Goodness Gracious great balls of fire haha

  • @thegreypenguin5097
    @thegreypenguin5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:52 watch that guy's face at the crossing when he sees James and Jeremy.

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    James' ad was actually really wholesome though

  • @Framebyframe181
    @Framebyframe181 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5 minutes of old top gear better than anything the new top gear have put out

  • @Chino56751
    @Chino56751 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Jeremy Clarkson doing manual labor..or riding a bike. He's terrible at both, and its hilarious....

  • @choiws4925
    @choiws4925 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the best of Jeremy Clarkson...

  • @mortensen1961
    @mortensen1961 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    How to keep cycling safe in England? Keep Clarkson and May off of bikes XD.

    • @kenworkman3964
      @kenworkman3964 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better still, keep the loathsome pair off the roads completely and also from our TV screens where they dispense their odious messages of hate.

  • @Mintlicious
    @Mintlicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Step 1 for cyclist safety:
    Drivers are out to kill you. Don't trust anyone.

    • @sitm
      @sitm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Step 1 for drivers, cyclists are trying to lose weight, don't help them.

    • @illuforce
      @illuforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@sitm I doubt most cyclists care about losing weight.

    • @lorenioooooas
      @lorenioooooas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There are many drivers that also cycle, not sure why people try to use this like a war or something.
      I have a 3 series BMW I also have folding bike I cycle sometimes to commute faster or lose weight. I can literally see both arguments from both sides.
      There's no conflict, no war. As a driver I'm considerate as a cyclist I'm also considerate.
      There doesn't have to be this cyclist Vs driver debate, why not both?
      Why deprive yourself of either tbh.
      Drive when you want, cycle at other times to lose weight or get to destinations super fast in london

    • @tr33c21
      @tr33c21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unless you live in the Netherlands. Drivers are out to kill you.

    • @chemlutx7963
      @chemlutx7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@thomasautengruber8369 at least in germany like 80 percent of the time its the cars fault, so youd probably be better of by not obeying the rules and just paying more attention instead of relying on the rules and getting run over by some old bloke in an SUV who cant turn his neck

  • @Nightstalker321
    @Nightstalker321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    They missed the best part
    “Cyclists. Red light, green light. Learn the bloody difference” 🤣😂

    • @simonkevnorris
      @simonkevnorris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think most cyclists are colour blind.

    • @illuforce
      @illuforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@simonkevnorris Many just don't want to slow down and have to speed up again

    • @jorceshaman
      @jorceshaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@illuforce
      Cars don't either. They're still supposed to obey the law.

    • @JohnSmithShields
      @JohnSmithShields 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@illuforce shouldn't ride a bike then

    • @illuforce
      @illuforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jorceshaman Its much easier for a car to speed up though.I have no problem speeding up again when I ride but less healthy people will.That's why Utah has a law where cyclists can treat red lights as a yield sign.

  • @James_Is_Free
    @James_Is_Free 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Beautiful bit of cinematography there lads ... "Work harder. Get a car." ... Bloody hell. Haha.

  • @ThePostalGril
    @ThePostalGril 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "act your age get a car" ahahah i'm dead

  • @gagebyers1057
    @gagebyers1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how all their bike clothes still have the tags on them!!! 😂😂

  • @danishrafi4270
    @danishrafi4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just noticed the tags on jeremy’s cycling jacket are still intact, he didn’t even bother😂

    • @alexconway7882
      @alexconway7882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a running gag that's been going for some time - I believe it is meant to imply (according to my half-brother who was an executive at the BBC when this aired) that they have no clue what they are doing (as they are specialist clothes - they'd need to take the label off as with anything else - the fact they haven't implies that they don't know how to use them, and by extension they don't know how to do the activity they are involved in). It's a bit like Jeremy introducing things he doesn't know anything about/doesn't care about as 'something called...'

  • @thartiustheslayerofthots7088
    @thartiustheslayerofthots7088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to work at the park James filmed his advert and I’ve only just realised how often I’ve driven on the roads they cycled down and that right turn they took behind the van is a nightmare. I was once cut up by a Ferrari trying to use that junction

  • @xuchia117
    @xuchia117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These two are legends.

  • @H_Oscarsson
    @H_Oscarsson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Is the James May Bicycle Maintenance video available anywhere?

  • @MuppetAlex1
    @MuppetAlex1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love the sense of humor behind getting Clarkson to do a safe cycling video. The thing is, even on top gear, they found that the best way to get around the city quickly was by bike. It is a transport system that works well, with minimal waste. 25% of all road vehicles in London are cyclists. Thats a lot of community tax going into the roads and a lot of voters putting pressure on parliament (Since they only seem to listen to London opinions when considering legislation, or did the bungles forcing Scotland to take a vote completely miss their mark with our political masters?) Anyway, love the vid and the idea of Clarkson and creme. Lol
    Luck

    • @MrEdrftgyuji
      @MrEdrftgyuji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The show was produced by the BBC. Of course cycling would be "found" to be the quickest. They are obsessed with it.

    • @MuppetAlex1
      @MuppetAlex1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MrEdrftgyuji maybe, but they chose the centre of London to do the test. In an urban commute the bike is usually going to win, especially in rush hour. I have commuted in Midlands towns and also cambridge. Most roads become car parks in rush hr. Bikes filter...

    • @rainbowevil
      @rainbowevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrEdrftgyuji everything’s a conspiracy. Grow up.

    • @JT29501
      @JT29501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MuppetAlex1 Yeah, I'd never drive in central london. Honestly walking can be faster quite a lot of the time and the tube can be up to 5x faster (although obviously at peak times you'll have to pack on).. honestly the best thing to do is just get a pint and go home an hour or so later!

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:32 funniest 50 seconds ever

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how clarkson never took the tags of his bike clothes. Implying he’s gonna return them as soon as he’s finished filming.

  • @m3erw
    @m3erw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a cyclist I would just like to say that this was bloody hilarious. The amount of people that jump red lights and generally don't have a clue what they're doing is ridiculous. Cycling in the city isn't hard, just show where you're going and people are lenient. Apart from the odd bus and taxi driver, most people are fine

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m3erw I ride on the pavement as often as I can when I use my bike, I will admit that it has been a while and knowing this country some friendless idiot has enacted restrictions and regulations so everyone else is as miserable as him

  • @jamiedotexe
    @jamiedotexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:00
    OH I DID A SKID!
    *falls over*

  • @SavioureG
    @SavioureG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We are trying to save cyclists by convincing them not to cycle"
    I freakin died XD XD XD XD

  • @gfeast4518
    @gfeast4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:55 killed me 😂😂

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Where’s the cyclist?“
    “Mangled, at the end.”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @gobhai
    @gobhai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The reason why this trio is irreplaceable 😂😂😂

  • @MrSiggismund
    @MrSiggismund 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:40 "And James May makes grimaces"..........

  • @MH-dd4ni
    @MH-dd4ni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:58 Jerry Lee Lewis 😂😂

  • @jeebs621
    @jeebs621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these ads. I hope this becomes mainstream some day.

  • @makwanbarzan7085
    @makwanbarzan7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s 2019 and I still miss the old Top Gear!

  • @tferry580
    @tferry580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Jeremy keeps all the tags on his clothes straight after going straight back to return them

  • @SeriousApache
    @SeriousApache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "We are trying to make cycling safer. And we thought the best way to do that is to stop people cycling"
    Well he is not wrong.

    • @CianPTynan
      @CianPTynan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We're trying to make cycling safer. And we thought the best way to do that is to stop people driving

    • @TheUltimateBlooper
      @TheUltimateBlooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CianPTynan Arguing with motorists is like arguing with children over their favorite toy. No amount of logic, history of cities or facts showing how much cars screw people's health is going to win it when their argument is "it goes wroom wroom so I'm adult"...

  • @LivvyHackett
    @LivvyHackett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love that they’re still wearing the labels for all the clothes :D

  • @mishaelfernandez1
    @mishaelfernandez1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was hilarious. Leaving those tags on the cycling gear was a riot 😂 🏷

  • @christian0405
    @christian0405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a dutchman I almost cried when I saw them on a bicycle

  • @davebalmada
    @davebalmada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Having lived in The Netherlands for a couple of years already it’s really impossible for me to think going from place A to B without my bike. Hopefully London will get there one day.

    • @andrewallen9993
      @andrewallen9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it works in Holland because it's flat. Unless of course the wind is against you.
      Motorcycles are much better.

    • @davebalmada
      @davebalmada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewallen9993 Yes, that's true. But you can also get an electric bike. I have one and it's very convenient in a city like Amsterdam.

    • @andrewallen9993
      @andrewallen9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davebalmada I have one also and stopped using it as it helped not at all against the wind or uphill but did instead assist in making it much harder for me to pedal due to the mass of the batteries, electronics and motor.

    • @davebalmada
      @davebalmada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewallen9993 That's a pity because e-bikes can be quite helpful in precisely that situation. Have a look at the brand Vanmoof perhaps.

    • @TheUltimateBlooper
      @TheUltimateBlooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewallen9993 It's not about the flatness ya boob, it's about the infrastructure. A stupid motorcycle would negate the entire point of a bicycle - SILENCE.

  • @PrincessLinney
    @PrincessLinney 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    James's ad made me howl with laughter! 😂

  • @rachelcookie321
    @rachelcookie321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While that advert had a bad message, it was actually a cool advert.

  • @ronnyroy6804
    @ronnyroy6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is no one addressing that there is a lot of window reflection on the TV? Is it not bothering you?

  • @Tom-gt6qp
    @Tom-gt6qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Be careful James” that’s something you will only hear Jeremy clarkson say once

  • @snakeyman5560
    @snakeyman5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    James May's was actually pretty reasonable. Well... they were both reasonable, but James was the most reasonable.

  • @Cardioid2035
    @Cardioid2035 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how they kept the tags on their clothes with full intention of returning them lol

  • @holdenmcgroin8699
    @holdenmcgroin8699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im surprised almost everyone can keep a straight face after watching that ad… ive watched it more than a decade later and im still wheezing

  • @chrisgonz19
    @chrisgonz19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I did a skid" absolutely sends me everytime 😭😭😭

  • @Quentyn73
    @Quentyn73 10 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    They had a good approach. And then they started cycling.

  • @ahmedhazem7553
    @ahmedhazem7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:50 I did but unfortunately I didn't hear the pain part 💀😭😭

  • @clappedoutmotor
    @clappedoutmotor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've left it so late in life to have any kind of meaningful or creative experience, so I just think about cars and how comforting they are. Thanks Top Gear!

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the words of Mr Cready - "Bollocks."
      Try making art. Or writing poetry.

  • @kb9072
    @kb9072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    James May's video was BRILLIANT!!

  • @xykloptic5397
    @xykloptic5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The captions on nearly all of the old top gear bids are wrong in so many places, yet it adds the extra little bit to the video in a good way

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:25 Legendary

  • @smolkafilip
    @smolkafilip 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why did they not like the adds? I thought they were both great.

  • @jam1723
    @jam1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:51 to 2:53 - "I nearly hit that bloke in the face" - James May 2014

    • @scottg3456
      @scottg3456 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I laughed so hard when May said that!

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a cyclist I can definitively say that those adverts were spot on.

  • @liamkeegan432
    @liamkeegan432 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't believe this was 10 years ago

  • @Dori1951
    @Dori1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Five years on Clarkson is still right about the bumpy roads in the West End, and that includes the official cycle routes and dedicated cycle paths.
    I know, I suffer them when riding through the West End...

    • @RedKnight-fn6jr
      @RedKnight-fn6jr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try the Elizabeth Line for a smooth ride on real transport - you can actually get somewhere by train unlike cycling.

    • @Dori1951
      @Dori1951 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedKnight-fn6jr, but the only exercise I would get that way is walking up a few stairs (walking down does not count). Plus, by bike I do get to places...even if they are not 20 miles away.
      That said, I need to give the Elizabeth Line a whirl. Haven't been on it yet.