With just a little re-engineering, bicycles would be perfect. For safety, I'd start with hydraulic disc brakes, a headlight (or maybe even two), and a windshield. Then you might consider adding some doors and more comfortable seats, with seat-belts. Adding two more wheels would greatly improve stability. Of course, that extra weight will make the bicycle even more difficult to peddle than it already is, so you'll want an engine. I suggest a V8. NOW you'll have a bicycle that non-masochists will want to use. Just a suggestion.
man could u explain that to me plz? English isnt really my native language. why did he say they spelled it wrong? what is the joke with armSTOng and why is he even on the pic? thank u in advance man!
Feminists say there is no difference. Wait, this just in......new batch of radical feminists says, "Womens bottoms are better and therefore should be in charge of the world".
To be fair, Jeremy is an unwitting advert for cycling all by himself. Every time I look at the man, I have the immediate motivation to go out and exercise.
AgentMrX7 If you look the guy on the right was laughing through it. I imagine they did it a few times so that they could look as unimpressed as possible!!
It’s cause the bbc are so poor they can’t afford to loose the money on the clothing so they have to return them to get the money back. Like the bbc need enough money they are getting enough from the tv licensing and tax payers money
Never thought Jeremy Clarkson would sum up my first 2 years of cycling around London at almost 50. Stick to the Left turns, mind the bumps & don't go too far without toilet access - horrendous in Lockdown. Still, its faster than walking, not as polluting as Cars, and there is a certain amount of fun & exhilaration which came as a surprise x
I biked to work for 10 years - not London but another average european big city - and never had any significant issues you mention, other than 4 occurrences of people trying to kill me with their car (different people).
The pair of them must have known beforehand that their ride was a stunt, so they kept the clothing tags on in order to get a refund. It's a great pity they didn't come across one of their own kind, they wouldn't have been able to get a refund on soiled goods.
It’s a bit of a running gag that they keep the tags on their clothes (probably also for the refund reason) but I think if it were just for the refund reason, they’d do a better job of hiding them. It also adds to the comedy to see them.
I am always in need of help with small talk. Now at the next awkward moment of silence I can ask people if they ever put toothpaste on their testicles. Thank you
One thing that helps with comfortable cycling is having a slightly worn sprung saddle and a gel cover. I have one on my 1975 Raleigh Stowaway and it works a treat. Sitting back is also a good for stopping your crown Jules being pummelled.
I did something worse than toothpaste displacement.. suffice it to say that I was bored and I found a spray can for relieving joint and muscle pain. I still wince at the thought.
I ride bicycles all my life and it doesn't seem as dangerous as people think. You have a better field of vision than cars and you can hear for traffic better too. When I approach some corners, I'm cautious (with a car) because a someone might pop out from the corner. With bikes you can peek safely. If you "peek" with a car, another might plow into your front. This happens to women all the time, as they are shorter and need to inch up more. To an outsider it seems "scary" when big cars are next to you, but really it isn't. The worse is heavy traffic. But I try to take minor streets. BTW. I also have a car. So I know both worlds.
@@pw7010 no dude. Women are really more accident prone, traditionally seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel and tunnel vision. Now they all drive whilst on social media, phone on lap, pull up at some lights, a junction, a traffic jam......play on phone.
@@cornishalps9870 proof is......look in a car dude, glad you've got in touch, only yesterday, I was walking home with the dog, saw a black vauxhall zafira coming towards me driven by a lass with her head totally bowed staring at her lap, literally traveling down the road with her head bent forward eyes down into her lap, I knew straight away, as she passed me I quickly looked in to her car, looking at the phone on her knee! I see it all the time, if it's a young woman, always on the phone, the phone is always on the knee, if it's an older woman, seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel. I'm on a job in Sheffield city centre, high up, I can see straight down and in to vehicles coming up to and stopping at a set of traffic lights. Even the woman that drives the free connect city centre bus plays on her phone at every opportunity, the men don't!
That person who was walking past that looked back at them as soon as Jeremy asked James if he had ever put toothpaste on his testicles was just like “wtf dude” 😂
There are many drivers that also cycle, not sure why people try to use this like a war or something. I have a 3 series BMW I also have folding bike I cycle sometimes to commute faster or lose weight. I can literally see both arguments from both sides. There's no conflict, no war. As a driver I'm considerate as a cyclist I'm also considerate. There doesn't have to be this cyclist Vs driver debate, why not both? Why deprive yourself of either tbh. Drive when you want, cycle at other times to lose weight or get to destinations super fast in london
@@thomasautengruber8369 at least in germany like 80 percent of the time its the cars fault, so youd probably be better of by not obeying the rules and just paying more attention instead of relying on the rules and getting run over by some old bloke in an SUV who cant turn his neck
It's a running gag that's been going for some time - I believe it is meant to imply (according to my half-brother who was an executive at the BBC when this aired) that they have no clue what they are doing (as they are specialist clothes - they'd need to take the label off as with anything else - the fact they haven't implies that they don't know how to use them, and by extension they don't know how to do the activity they are involved in). It's a bit like Jeremy introducing things he doesn't know anything about/doesn't care about as 'something called...'
@@jorceshaman Its much easier for a car to speed up though.I have no problem speeding up again when I ride but less healthy people will.That's why Utah has a law where cyclists can treat red lights as a yield sign.
I love the sense of humor behind getting Clarkson to do a safe cycling video. The thing is, even on top gear, they found that the best way to get around the city quickly was by bike. It is a transport system that works well, with minimal waste. 25% of all road vehicles in London are cyclists. Thats a lot of community tax going into the roads and a lot of voters putting pressure on parliament (Since they only seem to listen to London opinions when considering legislation, or did the bungles forcing Scotland to take a vote completely miss their mark with our political masters?) Anyway, love the vid and the idea of Clarkson and creme. Lol Luck
@@MrEdrftgyuji maybe, but they chose the centre of London to do the test. In an urban commute the bike is usually going to win, especially in rush hour. I have commuted in Midlands towns and also cambridge. Most roads become car parks in rush hr. Bikes filter...
@@MuppetAlex1 Yeah, I'd never drive in central london. Honestly walking can be faster quite a lot of the time and the tube can be up to 5x faster (although obviously at peak times you'll have to pack on).. honestly the best thing to do is just get a pint and go home an hour or so later!
As a cyclist I would just like to say that this was bloody hilarious. The amount of people that jump red lights and generally don't have a clue what they're doing is ridiculous. Cycling in the city isn't hard, just show where you're going and people are lenient. Apart from the odd bus and taxi driver, most people are fine
m3erw I ride on the pavement as often as I can when I use my bike, I will admit that it has been a while and knowing this country some friendless idiot has enacted restrictions and regulations so everyone else is as miserable as him
I used to work at the park James filmed his advert and I’ve only just realised how often I’ve driven on the roads they cycled down and that right turn they took behind the van is a nightmare. I was once cut up by a Ferrari trying to use that junction
I've left it so late in life to have any kind of meaningful or creative experience, so I just think about cars and how comforting they are. Thanks Top Gear!
The jokes are fun, I really like them, even as a cyclist. I just can't get over how they didn't even mention what an icon Chris Boardman is. He's a living legend and they made him sound like some boring advisor. By the way, with some practice, your balls don't catch fire anymore 😉
Five years on Clarkson is still right about the bumpy roads in the West End, and that includes the official cycle routes and dedicated cycle paths. I know, I suffer them when riding through the West End...
@@RedKnight-fn6jr, but the only exercise I would get that way is walking up a few stairs (walking down does not count). Plus, by bike I do get to places...even if they are not 20 miles away. That said, I need to give the Elizabeth Line a whirl. Haven't been on it yet.
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I love how they kept all the tags on their helmets and clothes.. probably so they can return them
Fr I was dying the whole time because of that 💀
I don't know what the joke actually is, but they do that in lots of different films
@@mclarenrob2it's just a running gag in top gear
@@mclarenrob2I think it’s a joke on BBC’s lack of funding?
@@avalsirithanawat1772 Could be, so they can return them after 😅
"We did spell it wrong." Lol, nice way to dodge a copyright claim.
+1
It's called liking not +1 ing
+Ethan P.
It's also called "I have a shitty phone, I can't like comments, all I can do is write a +1 as a like". Don't be petty.
CatB Oh sorry.
+Ethan P.
All is well. Sorry for my tone.
“Where is the cyclist”
“Mangled at the end”
Tezlar Smith 😂💀
Still working.
Clarkson was perfect for this show cos he has the brain of a 14 year old boy but the old rickety body of a pensioner
markdelej the most accurate and well sourced information of Jeremy Clarkson in one TH-cam comment!!
And the budget of BBC.
@@taunokekkonen5733 not anymore 😉
14 year olds aren't brilliantly funny tho
@@taunokekkonen5733 Somehow that can mean a lot and almost nothing at all at the same time.
Jeremy : "James was very sympathetic"
James : "goodness gracious, great balls of fire"
It’s from a song which is in topgun
@@starbuckscoffee8521 Jerry Lee Lewis
reminded me of captain haddock
hahahahah
@@starbuckscoffee8521 moron
cant stop laughing "Act your age, get a car"
I did a skid!!!
Good ol' top gear
Its true
Work harder, get a car
Way too expensive
With just a little re-engineering, bicycles would be perfect.
For safety, I'd start with hydraulic disc brakes, a headlight (or maybe even two), and a windshield. Then you might consider adding some doors and more comfortable seats, with seat-belts. Adding two more wheels would greatly improve stability. Of course, that extra weight will make the bicycle even more difficult to peddle than it already is, so you'll want an engine. I suggest a V8. NOW you'll have a bicycle that non-masochists will want to use. Just a suggestion.
Bicycles already have hydraulic disc brakes and lights, half-wit.
***** I guess you don't wear a helmet, either? Because it sounds like you've already suffered significant brain damage.
***** LOL! What a sad tosser.
shaggy Okay. Now take your pills. There's a good wee chap.
I agree
Lance Armstong - cyclists are untrustworthy. LOL
man could u explain that to me plz? English isnt really my native language. why did he say they spelled it wrong? what is the joke with armSTOng and why is he even on the pic? thank u in advance man!
Tim K I think they just did it to avoid legal problems and just made it part of the joke.
Tim K it’s supposed to be Lance Armstrong
Tim K it’s because he was revealed to be taking illegal drugs to improve his cycling
Thanks man, that's what i wanted to figure out. best of luck to u brother
“Are women’s bottoms different from men’s bottoms?” “I think so”
And the debate continues in 2019 lol.
There's people who think the Earth is flat too....
Karina Peters yeah boys arses are smaller and tighter
Feminists say there is no difference. Wait, this just in......new batch of radical feminists says, "Womens bottoms are better and therefore should be in charge of the world".
Women have an in, men have an out...
y'all are so edgy lmao
To be fair, Jeremy is an unwitting advert for cycling all by himself. Every time I look at the man, I have the immediate motivation to go out and exercise.
Excersise by running or lifting weights, not taking up road space on your idiotic victorian toy
@@AverageAlien maniac.
@@franzclammer1931 what are you a puegout driver
@@AverageAlien who takes up more road space, cars or cyclists? Utterly without brain, you.
@@AverageAlien "road space" 🤣 now that's rich
Why were they shocked? What did they expect from Top Gear haha. I was in tears first time i watched this.
hahaha yep, those on the panel got trolled hardcore!
AgentMrX7 If you look the guy on the right was laughing through it. I imagine they did it a few times so that they could look as unimpressed as possible!!
It was scripted lol
Free film music yeah it’s so funny though
scripted to look shocked
Bloody Lance Armstrong, first he fakes the moon landing and now cycling
FulfMubLana and fakes playing the saxophone.
lmao
Man of a thousand jobs. And tricks. And drugs.
Lance Armstrong wasn't the on to do that, the sign clearly said Lance Armstong.
CounterClaws if you listen really carefully, you can hear the joke flying straight over your head
To be honest, I though James' advert was brilliant.
When James was turning right Jeremy was genuinely concerned for his friends safety “be careful James “
Had he gone right and been hit by that oncoming bus it would have been his own fault for there was a car ahead of him that was also turning right.
true, just go at the same time as the car so you a have a shield lol @@suminshizzles6951
No joke, James's video sends out his message very well. I feel like it could even win awards.
Its the message thats the problem.
Clarkson is the best of both worlds for me lol the guy is a borderline comedian and loves cars. Those two things happen to be my favorite.
ian8354 ok
+viperz888 ok
+Edward Horsey So does Iron Man rank a close 3rd or something?
***** Yes lol
+Edward Horsey that's why I started watching Top Gear in the first place!
James May's advert. Best ever!
"Have you ever put toothpaste on your scrotum?"
-Jeremy Clarcson
I know you commented that 6 months ago and this might be a reference I don't get but the C isn't even close to the K.
my bad. i wrote that in a hurry
Evan Forst Was it to "Avoid copyright claims?"
As a matter of fact, yes I have when I was a teenager. ~ James May
Please let use your lavatory because my scrotum is on fire.
1:10 can tell he's trying his hardest not to laugh and take his position of authority serious lol
1:11
Chris Boardman is actually holding in his laughter.
"Be careful James! There is great peril..."
Clarkson is a good man.
@@lowkey1784 funny man
Me you and 695 will get along well my friend
was lookking for this comment xD
price tags still on the cloths lol
JayDee as always, hahaha
Why, it triggers me so much
It's for lease, gonna return it once the shooting is done
It’s cause the bbc are so poor they can’t afford to loose the money on the clothing so they have to return them to get the money back. Like the bbc need enough money they are getting enough from the tv licensing and tax payers money
you want to be able to return it ey
That Lance Armstrong poster though!!!
Don't you mean Lance Armstong?
Ash Holdsworth No.
Aerith G
yes you do. if u dont you're not apprehensive enough , sniff
Bruniastys I really don't understand. I spelt his name correctly so that makes no sense.
Aerith G but THEY spelt it wrong on the poster and that's why we say ARMSTONG poster not armstrong. nevermind
Never thought Jeremy Clarkson would sum up my first 2 years of cycling around London at almost 50. Stick to the Left turns, mind the bumps & don't go too far without toilet access - horrendous in Lockdown. Still, its faster than walking, not as polluting as Cars, and there is a certain amount of fun & exhilaration which came as a surprise x
Bro just get a bike with shocks or stand up when there are bumps. There are solutions. You don't have to deal with these issues.
I biked to work for 10 years - not London but another average european big city - and never had any significant issues you mention, other than 4 occurrences of people trying to kill me with their car (different people).
@@realperson9104 Bike with shocks isn't as comfortable as a city bike, your posture is also completely different on such bike.
Get a car /s
@@randoguy7488i mean, you can just get a seat post with shocks on them. lucky me i got a city bike with front and rear springs.
James’s film absolutely cracked me up! Oh and did anyone notice that Jeremy’s cyclist clothes still had the tags on? I love these guys!
The pair of them must have known beforehand that their ride was a stunt, so they kept the clothing tags on in order to get a refund. It's a great pity they didn't come across one of their own kind, they wouldn't have been able to get a refund on soiled goods.
Did anyone not notice?
It’s a bit of a running gag that they keep the tags on their clothes (probably also for the refund reason) but I think if it were just for the refund reason, they’d do a better job of hiding them. It also adds to the comedy to see them.
I really like James' ad...
me too
I am always in need of help with small talk. Now at the next awkward moment of silence I can ask people if they ever put toothpaste on their testicles. Thank you
What if you are talking to women?
Sam M TRIGGERED
+Sam M im comfortable remaining uncomfortably awkward around women lol
Sam M Women need not apply!
@Dead - they can apply, but to someone's else's balls...
Jeremy gets an A++ on his video for the music he included.
I just love how they still have the tags on the helmet and gear because you just know that all of this stuff is going back to the shop hahaha
One thing that helps with comfortable cycling is having a slightly worn sprung saddle and a gel cover. I have one on my 1975 Raleigh Stowaway and it works a treat. Sitting back is also a good for stopping your crown Jules being pummelled.
"what if we go left?"
me:"nascar style?" /: )
4:46 jeremy looks absolutely ridiculous and he just couldnt care less, i love it lmao
I did something worse than toothpaste displacement.. suffice it to say that I was bored and I found a spray can for relieving joint and muscle pain. I still wince at the thought.
Try not washing your hands well enough after chopping chilli, then taking a slash... you remember to triple wash your hands after that one
On the other hand... it does cause blood to rush to the area ...
Deep heat on the bollocks? that is pure retardation =P
Deepheat 😱😱
Not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that you did that or the fact that you felt the need to tell us about it. lol
The "tags on the clothes" gag NEVER gets old :D
I ride bicycles all my life and it doesn't seem as dangerous as people think. You have a better field of vision than cars and you can hear for traffic better too. When I approach some corners, I'm cautious (with a car) because a someone might pop out from the corner. With bikes you can peek safely. If you "peek" with a car, another might plow into your front. This happens to women all the time, as they are shorter and need to inch up more.
To an outsider it seems "scary" when big cars are next to you, but really it isn't. The worse is heavy traffic. But I try to take minor streets.
BTW. I also have a car. So I know both worlds.
Is this satire?
@@pw7010 no dude. Women are really more accident prone, traditionally seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel and tunnel vision. Now they all drive whilst on social media, phone on lap, pull up at some lights, a junction, a traffic jam......play on phone.
@@richardburns5925 where is your proof?
@@cornishalps9870 proof is......look in a car dude, glad you've got in touch, only yesterday, I was walking home with the dog, saw a black vauxhall zafira coming towards me driven by a lass with her head totally bowed staring at her lap, literally traveling down the road with her head bent forward eyes down into her lap, I knew straight away, as she passed me I quickly looked in to her car, looking at the phone on her knee! I see it all the time, if it's a young woman, always on the phone, the phone is always on the knee, if it's an older woman, seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel. I'm on a job in Sheffield city centre, high up, I can see straight down and in to vehicles coming up to and stopping at a set of traffic lights. Even the woman that drives the free connect city centre bus plays on her phone at every opportunity, the men don't!
@@richardburns5925 ah yes, very wide range of data and totally not affected by personal bias.
“Goodness gracious great balls of fire!” Lol James is hilarious 😂
That person who was walking past that looked back at them as soon as Jeremy asked James if he had ever put toothpaste on his testicles was just like “wtf dude” 😂
I honestly can't see what people wouldn't like about jeremy.
He's absolutely delightful. :')
“He’s a bit of a knob head but I quite like him”
- James May
And his genius holds no bounds
Step 1 for cyclist safety:
Drivers are out to kill you. Don't trust anyone.
Step 1 for drivers, cyclists are trying to lose weight, don't help them.
@@sitm I doubt most cyclists care about losing weight.
There are many drivers that also cycle, not sure why people try to use this like a war or something.
I have a 3 series BMW I also have folding bike I cycle sometimes to commute faster or lose weight. I can literally see both arguments from both sides.
There's no conflict, no war. As a driver I'm considerate as a cyclist I'm also considerate.
There doesn't have to be this cyclist Vs driver debate, why not both?
Why deprive yourself of either tbh.
Drive when you want, cycle at other times to lose weight or get to destinations super fast in london
Unless you live in the Netherlands. Drivers are out to kill you.
@@thomasautengruber8369 at least in germany like 80 percent of the time its the cars fault, so youd probably be better of by not obeying the rules and just paying more attention instead of relying on the rules and getting run over by some old bloke in an SUV who cant turn his neck
Truly one of the best segments I have ever seen.
Like how they kept the tags on so they could return them :)
Goodness Gracious great balls of fire haha
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
The meeting and clips are one of my favourite clips from Top Gear. I also remember the 'modern Peugeot driver' episode fondly.
"maniaaaac!" And the multiple crashings 🤣
James' ad was actually really wholesome though
Jeremy Clarkson doing manual labor..or riding a bike. He's terrible at both, and its hilarious....
I watched 10 minutes of Top Gear USA and didn't laugh once. I watch the first 1:11 seconds and die laughing😂🤣😂
The old one or the new one? Cause I like the old one.
Every time I hear “act your age. get a car!” And “work harder. Get a car” I just crease 🤣🤣
I just noticed the tags on jeremy’s cycling jacket are still intact, he didn’t even bother😂
It's a running gag that's been going for some time - I believe it is meant to imply (according to my half-brother who was an executive at the BBC when this aired) that they have no clue what they are doing (as they are specialist clothes - they'd need to take the label off as with anything else - the fact they haven't implies that they don't know how to use them, and by extension they don't know how to do the activity they are involved in). It's a bit like Jeremy introducing things he doesn't know anything about/doesn't care about as 'something called...'
2:52 watch that guy's face at the crossing when he sees James and Jeremy.
"Gentlemen, if you'd like to relax whilst I just insert this in the machine" is just about the most James May sentence ever spoken
4:32 funniest 50 seconds ever
I like how clarkson never took the tags of his bike clothes. Implying he’s gonna return them as soon as he’s finished filming.
They missed the best part
“Cyclists. Red light, green light. Learn the bloody difference” 🤣😂
I think most cyclists are colour blind.
@@simonkevnorris Many just don't want to slow down and have to speed up again
@@illuforce
Cars don't either. They're still supposed to obey the law.
@@illuforce shouldn't ride a bike then
@@jorceshaman Its much easier for a car to speed up though.I have no problem speeding up again when I ride but less healthy people will.That's why Utah has a law where cyclists can treat red lights as a yield sign.
5 minutes of old top gear better than anything the new top gear have put out
the best of Jeremy Clarkson...
I love the sense of humor behind getting Clarkson to do a safe cycling video. The thing is, even on top gear, they found that the best way to get around the city quickly was by bike. It is a transport system that works well, with minimal waste. 25% of all road vehicles in London are cyclists. Thats a lot of community tax going into the roads and a lot of voters putting pressure on parliament (Since they only seem to listen to London opinions when considering legislation, or did the bungles forcing Scotland to take a vote completely miss their mark with our political masters?) Anyway, love the vid and the idea of Clarkson and creme. Lol
Luck
The show was produced by the BBC. Of course cycling would be "found" to be the quickest. They are obsessed with it.
@@MrEdrftgyuji maybe, but they chose the centre of London to do the test. In an urban commute the bike is usually going to win, especially in rush hour. I have commuted in Midlands towns and also cambridge. Most roads become car parks in rush hr. Bikes filter...
@@MrEdrftgyuji everything’s a conspiracy. Grow up.
@@MuppetAlex1 Yeah, I'd never drive in central london. Honestly walking can be faster quite a lot of the time and the tube can be up to 5x faster (although obviously at peak times you'll have to pack on).. honestly the best thing to do is just get a pint and go home an hour or so later!
These two are legends.
When Jeremy keeps all the tags on his clothes straight after going straight back to return them
I love that they’re still wearing the labels for all the clothes :D
How to keep cycling safe in England? Keep Clarkson and May off of bikes XD.
Better still, keep the loathsome pair off the roads completely and also from our TV screens where they dispense their odious messages of hate.
As a cyclist I would just like to say that this was bloody hilarious. The amount of people that jump red lights and generally don't have a clue what they're doing is ridiculous. Cycling in the city isn't hard, just show where you're going and people are lenient. Apart from the odd bus and taxi driver, most people are fine
m3erw I ride on the pavement as often as I can when I use my bike, I will admit that it has been a while and knowing this country some friendless idiot has enacted restrictions and regulations so everyone else is as miserable as him
Beautiful bit of cinematography there lads ... "Work harder. Get a car." ... Bloody hell. Haha.
1:50
I died laughing
"We are trying to make cycling safer and we thought the best way to do that was to stop people cycling"
I can't believe this was 10 years ago
4:40 "And James May makes grimaces"..........
"act your age get a car" ahahah i'm dead
I love how all their bike clothes still have the tags on them!!! 😂😂
Im surprised almost everyone can keep a straight face after watching that ad… ive watched it more than a decade later and im still wheezing
I used to work at the park James filmed his advert and I’ve only just realised how often I’ve driven on the roads they cycled down and that right turn they took behind the van is a nightmare. I was once cut up by a Ferrari trying to use that junction
James May's was actually pretty reasonable. Well... they were both reasonable, but James was the most reasonable.
I've left it so late in life to have any kind of meaningful or creative experience, so I just think about cars and how comforting they are. Thanks Top Gear!
In the words of Mr Cready - "Bollocks."
Try making art. Or writing poetry.
As a dutchman I almost cried when I saw them on a bicycle
While that advert had a bad message, it was actually a cool advert.
I love how they kept the tags on their clothes with full intention of returning them lol
1:00
OH I DID A SKID!
*falls over*
M'aiq tried to cycle once, but M'aiq's tail got stuck in the back tire. This was very uncomfortable to M'aiq.
M'aiq is done talking. Edit: I now realise this comment is 4 years old.
Weirdo :p
“Be careful James” that’s something you will only hear Jeremy clarkson say once
I love these ads. I hope this becomes mainstream some day.
It’s 2019 and I still miss the old Top Gear!
same
The jokes are fun, I really like them, even as a cyclist. I just can't get over how they didn't even mention what an icon Chris Boardman is. He's a living legend and they made him sound like some boring advisor.
By the way, with some practice, your balls don't catch fire anymore 😉
@@user-ru1eq7tw4y I have both, what's your point?
Five years on Clarkson is still right about the bumpy roads in the West End, and that includes the official cycle routes and dedicated cycle paths.
I know, I suffer them when riding through the West End...
Try the Elizabeth Line for a smooth ride on real transport - you can actually get somewhere by train unlike cycling.
@@RedKnight-fn6jr, but the only exercise I would get that way is walking up a few stairs (walking down does not count). Plus, by bike I do get to places...even if they are not 20 miles away.
That said, I need to give the Elizabeth Line a whirl. Haven't been on it yet.
James's ad made me howl with laughter! 😂
“Where’s the cyclist?“
“Mangled, at the end.”
😂😂😂😂
James May's video was BRILLIANT!!
New top gear brought me here
New Top Gear can suck everyone's dick.
The Grand Tour shits over Top Gear.
It can? is that an attempt to get more viewers?
"Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"
Why did they not like the adds? I thought they were both great.
"I did a skid" absolutely sends me everytime 😭😭😭
Is the James May Bicycle Maintenance video available anywhere?
They had a good approach. And then they started cycling.
The reason why this trio is irreplaceable 😂😂😂
1:34 the guy on the right is trying so hard to not laugh
I love my bike, but I also adore Clarkson, May and Hammond. Despite our addiction to cars, we all like to cycle too.
The tags are still attached to Clarkson's jacket and helmet! He didn't even bother to take them off cuz he knows he'll return them anyway lmao
Jezzas face when hes applying his crème lmao
2:25 Legendary
Love details like Clarkson still having the tag on his helmet.
The captions on nearly all of the old top gear bids are wrong in so many places, yet it adds the extra little bit to the video in a good way
"We are trying to save cyclists by convincing them not to cycle"
I freakin died XD XD XD XD