If you point a 0.5W laser at the wall and look at that point with your naked eyes, you get pretty much instantly blinded, even if the lasers wavelength is out of the human eye's wavelength. Assuming you want to cut large quantities of grass at a slow speed, you'd probably be looking at AT LEAST a 50W laser or so. Basically that lawnmower idea is a blindinator unless anyone who wants to even take a glance at that lawnmower within a very large radius wears high quality laser safety goggles. Someone should ask styropyro to make one
Actually I shined a laser on the wall and stared at it for 5 seconds. It was at least 0.5W. I DEFINITELY damaged my eyesight but I'm not blind. 🤷♀️ Why did I do it? Idk I knew what would happen if I stared at it but it was so bright and pretty I couldn't resist. 🤣
Or something from Rundall Monroe and his comics. He even said once: ,,Let's imagine we spend [number, I don't remember exactly] for a 1W laser for everyone (attention, polliticians: you would get my vote this way)".
they didn't even have any visual concept for the kickstarter it seems, is all just "we wanna make something cool if you give us money, you can trust us". also I can now imagine like an NSFW animation that has random jumpscares
@@HiHi-lh3ps so people expressing themselves makes them a degenerate? No, I'm not into anything furry, but that doesn't mean I have to hate on them either.
So: dry lawn - fire hazard. Wet lawn (morning dew, recent rain, sprinklers, whatever) - you're wasting energy heating the water before you can cut the grass. That heated water will become steam, which will diffuse the lasers, making them totally useless. The steam will also get up into the machine, damaging electronics, shorting shit out, generally fucking up the program. So all in all it sounds like a great idea, sign me up for three of the bastard things. I don't have a lawn, but I'll just use them instead of the Skarp laser razor I'm still waiting for...
Charlie trying not to laugh while he's imagining this dumb lawnmower is contagious as hell. I'm over here choking to death trying to eat and laugh at the same time.
This reminds me physics proffesor at my college, who works at laser development facility, and said that even laser flashing in IR light is enough to blind you (which kinda sucks, since you can't see IR light).
1:14 no Charlie, you have no idea what bad ideas are, quite litterally you just told us your friends have to talk you out of bad ideas 😂 THEY know what bad ideas are 😂
“So I have a keen eye in recognizing impossibly stupid ideas” -guy that had to get talked out of shooting him self in the armoured chest by his friends, 2020
I genuinely wonder if the jumpscare would be effective in that moment. Would it be effective because they're vulnerable, or ineffective because scary ambience hadn't been built up? I bet it would be a good experiment though. I doubt it's been tried before, unless people jumpscare their buddies during sex or something.
Oddly enough, when I was 8 years old, a dumb kid, playing kick ball with his family member. So focused on winning, I slid to what was third base which was a fence post. At the same time, my grandmother was pushing a lawn mower, puttin down the fence line. Alright, there I am, sliding towards this lawnmower, no one reacts fast enough and my right hand up to my elbow go under the lawnmower. Blades shaved the skin from my index and pinky knuckles off. Still got my fingers, and full function
@@RadishHead7 maybe thats what she likes to do when she needs to kill time i mean she would probably be around 60 and retired at that time im guessing and mowing the lawn is something easy to do and it will kill some time so you arent just sitting around all the time
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Well yes, but if they somehow made it it'd probably have something to stop the laser from being visible. But cutting the crass? Without burning the entire bloody garden down? Nah bruv
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It's funny, that idea about testing body armor by shooting yourself is actually something Johnny Knoxville did for Jackass but the producers never let it onto the final cut. Not sure if you knew that, but funny coincidence if not.
you would need a very powerful laser moving really slow to cut even one blade of grass, and taking into account that the grass is full of moisture with the lasers spinning turbo mode, it's pretty much impossible. makes for a hella fun light show on the ground tho
I mean Kevlar can actually stop the bullet from entering your body. There is a video where someone shoots a helmet with a .500 S&W cartridge near point blank and it actually stopped the bullet, btw he shot the 2 other rounds into it with different calibers before he even shoot the .500 to the same helmet. If Charlie shot with a .38/.22 then he would most likely be fine.
I think a merger may be in order here. If you combine your jumpscare porno idea with the sheer horror of J&M's blowup doll homunculus from that promo video, I think you could have a very lucrative future together.
"Ok, but how does the laser clover solve the grass problem?" "There will be no need to cut the grass once the human race goes extinct" "..." "..." "I buy two of them"
I took a look at the Kickstarter. None of the reward tiers even include a laser lawnmower. The top option is $3000 and all you get is a bunch of junk with their logo plastered on it. It's incredible
Cold fusion lasers, Charlie. With specific heat capacitors, nucular proliferated coolant, and a $20 quantum stick add-on to disentangle grass from the lasers
To J & M Inventions defense, they are a registered LLC in North Dakota and in good standing. The address they list for their company is their home address.
I work in landscaping and lawnmowers are actually super dangerous but it’s because people drive riding mowers on inclines and slip and get crushed or mangled. Also the laser lawnmower does NOTHING to prevent this and in fact makes high powered lasers into beams of destruction and potentially could end up blinding people all over the place. Horrible idea.
I think many people underestimate how dangerous lasers actually are, and treat them like they were nothing more than a flashlight on their phone. Really bad approach, since monochrome of the laser can blind a human even in light with lower than visible frequency.
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Hello Charlie, Im a physicist who works at a medical laser company. I could make it happen! I agree that the idea is quite stupid, but mostly because of the cost. The heat part isnt necessarely true, pulsed lasers, mainly ones with ultrashort pulses, transfer very little heat and causes mostly photacoustic damage . We just need a wavelenght that interacts well with grass ( non green lasers for sure, i would say infrared 800+ nm? maybe Nd:Yag or CO2 since the other side of the spectrum would potentially induce cancer ) . Also, the risk of damage to the user can be very minimized, the laser can be projected to be focused or divergent to a certain degree , or even contatined to a closed loop, making it impossible to propagate a long distance with relevant energy density. It also doesnt necessarely need to be very powerful per say if the pulses are short enought.
“It's like something Dr. Evil would come up with” Dr. Evil has made quotes that are out of the box. So, there are high changes that he would come up with this out of the box idea.
I don't like jump scares but I'd be down to have one unexpectedly right at the moment of satisfaction to see how it feels, they could never time it right though and if you were expecting it, then it defeats the point in the first place.
About that body armor thing, there was a former marine named Richard Davis who created Second Chance body armor and every year to prove the strength of the body armor he shot himself point blank with a revolver. Thankfully every time he did that the armor held up so it worked
No shit there was a kid at my school named Jordan and he ran in front of a running lawn mower when he was 4 years old and it cut half of his left foot off, don’t know where his parents were at the time but he was very open about the injury, he was never weird about it. Hope he’s doin well
Charlie is willing to shoot himself in the chest, but won't fly on an airplane.
He would rather fly on a lawnmower than a plane
@@Male_Gaze dude I was so confused why a boy was taking about bioshock for a second
A real red blooded American!
Its obviously bc he’s jesus, if he goes up in the air god will catch him and bring him back to heaven /j
I’d rather get shot than fall to the ground in a plane 😩
If you point a 0.5W laser at the wall and look at that point with your naked eyes, you get pretty much instantly blinded, even if the lasers wavelength is out of the human eye's wavelength. Assuming you want to cut large quantities of grass at a slow speed, you'd probably be looking at AT LEAST a 50W laser or so.
Basically that lawnmower idea is a blindinator unless anyone who wants to even take a glance at that lawnmower within a very large radius wears high quality laser safety goggles. Someone should ask styropyro to make one
cool
Actually I shined a laser on the wall and stared at it for 5 seconds. It was at least 0.5W. I DEFINITELY damaged my eyesight but I'm not blind. 🤷♀️
Why did I do it? Idk I knew what would happen if I stared at it but it was so bright and pretty I couldn't resist. 🤣
An idea from the immortal law of physics breaker
styropyro is too scary.
yooooo dapz
"I'm gonna give all of you lasers on your shoes!", sounds like a promise Zim or Dib made in The Skool President episode.
I needed that reference sir, thank you👽👽
Or something from Rundall Monroe and his comics.
He even said once: ,,Let's imagine we spend [number, I don't remember exactly] for a 1W laser for everyone (attention, polliticians: you would get my vote this way)".
"Large well known company but we don't tell you who"
That just screams legitimacy.
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Damn, the spam messages do now be blatantly senseless.
Source: "Dude, just trust me".
It's a Canadian company, you wouldn't know it.
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I have a feeling that the company was just being nice saying they loved it and wanted a proof of concept just to get these people off their backs.
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"We contacted a large company but we're under an NDA" is the kicksharter equivalent of "my gf's totally real but she lives in Canada".
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@@zGoldenHawk The next step in evolution.
That got a chuckle out of me.😂
Just glad I’m not the only one to think porn jump scares is something the world needed. It’s like the scary maze all over again.
Horror porn and thriller hentai are genres.
Thriller has more cumscares, horror is more atmospheric.
@@blankblank8608 bruhhhh just the fact that you know this shit 😂😂
See this is a way better idea on how to integrate horror and erotica rather than guro.
I just hope that Charlie actually releases his porno, the fucking at rock hard manor.
@@commanderleo Because it riles people up. And im a massive degenerate.
Also I was thinking of Grudge not Shining.
The jumpscare idea isn’t stupid in the slightest. Everyone knows jumpscares make blowing loads more intense😎
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Imagine if Charlie didn’t have good friends and the next headline reads “Florida man dead filming a TH-cam video”
Florida that makes sense.
As someone who's career is in lawn care, I am totally open to the idea of being promoted to lazer technician.
Your career sucks
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The idea to ambush a man with a jumpscare when they're at their most vulnerable state sounds fantastic!
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they didn't even have any visual concept for the kickstarter it seems, is all just "we wanna make something cool if you give us money, you can trust us".
also I can now imagine like an NSFW animation that has random jumpscares
Ikr.
There is definitely at least one NSFW animation with a jump scare because I've seen one lol
The jumpscare idea is just when the cameraman zooms in on the guy’s face during the best part
I would cry
I’d click off
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His titles are so simple yet pack such a punch it's incredible
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I like how his room is now full of art and pictures and stuff. He’s come a long way
Whats up with that kiddy bait tent?
@@adamdimitrijevic1811 it's for dogs.
I miss Watto.
@@annme_87 thank you for clearing that up I had no idea haha.
I kinda miss the pictures of the Asian man on his wall (I wonder where I got that)
shooting himself in the chest is the most chad move out there
It will be your last move though
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Yeah it's pretty badass
Van Gogh was chad that lasted after the shot until he found his brother Theo just to say he's sorry
also an easy way to break a bone
"Of course its on Kickstarter where all bad ideas go" just like the guy who is still waiting for his special Umbrella to this day.
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I know where your pfp is from...
@@tomcruise7481 ya it's from a holesome video with raven and starfire haveing fun
@@sarahmellinger3335 i thought it was the one with gwen but that one is really wholesome too. Just two girls having fun as besties.
I checked out this Kickstarter and not a single reward tier includes the lawnmower as a reward, but you can get a $40 pen set.
“…Kevlar Con, like Furry Con except for body armor enthusiasts”
That still sounds like Fur Con to me, Charlie.
That gives me an idea...
See you guys on Kickstarter when I drop my Kevlar-lined Bulletproof Assault Fursuits
@@Dorf274 (shhhhhhh, we can't make the degenerates bullet-proof)
@@HiHi-lh3ps so people expressing themselves makes them a degenerate? No, I'm not into anything furry, but that doesn't mean I have to hate on them either.
@@Siren220 Yes.
@@HiHi-lh3ps so you are a degenerate for expressing yourself with your pfp.
Be careful with your ideas Charlie, otherwise you will be on the headlines as a Floridian man.
he already is
@Savetion Lmao huh
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Jesus from Florida
So: dry lawn - fire hazard. Wet lawn (morning dew, recent rain, sprinklers, whatever) - you're wasting energy heating the water before you can cut the grass. That heated water will become steam, which will diffuse the lasers, making them totally useless. The steam will also get up into the machine, damaging electronics, shorting shit out, generally fucking up the program. So all in all it sounds like a great idea, sign me up for three of the bastard things. I don't have a lawn, but I'll just use them instead of the Skarp laser razor I'm still waiting for...
You can easily get rid of steam problem, just make the laser area well ventilated (and probably easily reachable by people, so they burn themselves)
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@@succboah2000 wow you got me oooohhh now I am really sad
The thought of an 80 year old shooting him self with a revolver, too prove how good his product is is amazing.
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@@ohyeahyeah5976 ok buddy
Don’t know how he can still do it, kevlar stops the bullet from entering your body, it will still shatter your ribs
Charlie trying not to laugh while he's imagining this dumb lawnmower is contagious as hell. I'm over here choking to death trying to eat and laugh at the same time.
Nice replies
Seems like a lot of these kickstarters are just ideas that people get when they’re high. “Let’s take this ordinary thing and add lasers!”
Honestly? Charlie pitched that idea better than they did.
Charlie is a genius.
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The "floaty toaster" idea is brilliant. It would reduce the possibility of electrocution by 88% for bath-based toasting. Bravo, Charlie!!
Exactly, you'll never make toast in your bath again without it!
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This has more destructive potential than gender reveal parties
this has more destructive potential than gender.
This reminds me physics proffesor at my college, who works at laser development facility, and said that even laser flashing in IR light is enough to blind you (which kinda sucks, since you can't see IR light).
Charlie could literally talk about a burnt cookie for hours and I would watch it.
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Same
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It’s incredible that people will still invest in a product that has a fucking tts avatar in their presentation video
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im really hoping they are doing it for funsies or pity
1:14 no Charlie, you have no idea what bad ideas are, quite litterally you just told us your friends have to talk you out of bad ideas 😂
THEY know what bad ideas are 😂
"There are no accidents, only happy mistakes"
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It's actually Bob Ross not Ross Bob.
Whoosh if gay.
Are you talking about Rob Boss?
@@blopvis5988 shut up
my step father passed away from a lawn mower, this is a serious issue.
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“So I have a keen eye in recognizing impossibly stupid ideas” -guy that had to get talked out of shooting him self in the armoured chest by his friends, 2020
Was quite nervous in the beginning of the video 🤣🤣
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I hope the guy that invested in the air powered umbrella doesn't see this. Who knows how much he'll throw at it
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I genuinely wonder if the jumpscare would be effective in that moment. Would it be effective because they're vulnerable, or ineffective because scary ambience hadn't been built up?
I bet it would be a good experiment though. I doubt it's been tried before, unless people jumpscare their buddies during sex or something.
Makes me wonder, were this to be done, whether someone might discover they have a hidden jumpscare kink. Like what are the odds
Oddly enough, when I was 8 years old, a dumb kid, playing kick ball with his family member. So focused on winning, I slid to what was third base which was a fence post. At the same time, my grandmother was pushing a lawn mower, puttin down the fence line. Alright, there I am, sliding towards this lawnmower, no one reacts fast enough and my right hand up to my elbow go under the lawnmower. Blades shaved the skin from my index and pinky knuckles off. Still got my fingers, and full function
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That is so scary! Glad you lived
Why is your grandma mowing the lawn.
@@RadishHead7 maybe thats what she likes to do when she needs to kill time i mean she would probably be around 60 and retired at that time im guessing and mowing the lawn is something easy to do and it will kill some time so you arent just sitting around all the time
@YeaMan you can’t even spell
I'm all in on the mosquito-frying laser though. That prototype is epic.
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"Sharks with laser beams attached to their fuckin' heads."
-Dr. Evil
“I’m not stranger to stupid ideas” yeah no shit Charlie
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This is the guy who thinks suckerpunches are war crimes of course he's no stranger to dumb ideas lmao
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Did you buy a necklace?
@Joshua Roehl sorry link i aint taking yo yee yee ass credit
He meant kevlar body armor
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@@lordfrz9339 Ah, makes sense. The way he worded it made it seem like that's not what he meant
The best part of this video for me is Charlie explaining this terrible idea and laughing about it.
so... the entire video? i mean i agree but... that's the entire video
I love how charlie just glances over the fact that just looking at the spot the laser produces would instantly blind you for life,
A laser that produces so much light that it instantly vaporizes grass can probably instantly blind anyone capable of seeing the light at all
Well yes, but if they somehow made it it'd probably have something to stop the laser from being visible. But cutting the crass? Without burning the entire bloody garden down? Nah bruv
Charlie has an actual talent for telling stories and getting you interested enough to listen to them, while being and overall decent speaker.
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“Laser lawnmower he’ll yea”
“This just in every house in a California gated community has burned down”
It's funny, that idea about testing body armor by shooting yourself is actually something Johnny Knoxville did for Jackass but the producers never let it onto the final cut. Not sure if you knew that, but funny coincidence if not.
I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought of this
If this man said I should blast a chair that’s covered in flames I would say that’s a great idea
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Grandpa revs up his push laser lawn mower and is instantly cut down to a pile of salami
Welcome to demolition ranch! Today we will be seeing how many bullets it takes to kill the most valuable member of the hunger games cast!
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you would need a very powerful laser moving really slow to cut even one blade of grass, and taking into account that the grass is full of moisture with the lasers spinning turbo mode, it's pretty much impossible. makes for a hella fun light show on the ground tho
I wonder if you could incorporate that sawstop technology for table saws into lawnmowers
When Charlie's 80 hes still gonna be funny af
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@Flamingo is a man child lol DAMN I LOVE ALL CAPS AND DISRESPECTING PEOPLE
lmao he was seriously about to do his own take on the bible/deagle couple
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I mean Kevlar can actually stop the bullet from entering your body. There is a video where someone shoots a helmet with a .500 S&W cartridge near point blank and it actually stopped the bullet, btw he shot the 2 other rounds into it with different calibers before he even shoot the .500 to the same helmet.
If Charlie shot with a .38/.22 then he would most likely be fine.
Instead of flying cars, we have laser lawnmowers.
I think a merger may be in order here. If you combine your jumpscare porno idea with the sheer horror of J&M's blowup doll homunculus from that promo video, I think you could have a very lucrative future together.
I love how you can tell how old a video is by the length of Charlie's hair
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Problem: lawns and lawnmowers
Big brain: laser mower
Bigger brain: clover lawn
Galaxy brain: laser clovers
"Ok, but how does the laser clover solve the grass problem?"
"There will be no need to cut the grass once the human race goes extinct"
"..."
"..."
"I buy two of them"
0:56 your wrong this is one of the best ideas I've ever heard of
until it happens to me
their next project will be a particle accelerator lawnmower, so the next time you want to cut the grass you can also cut the fabric of the universe
@YeaMan no
I took a look at the Kickstarter. None of the reward tiers even include a laser lawnmower. The top option is $3000 and all you get is a bunch of junk with their logo plastered on it. It's incredible
At least they don't promise anything. I guess that's admirable
Cold fusion lasers, Charlie. With specific heat capacitors, nucular proliferated coolant, and a $20 quantum stick add-on to disentangle grass from the lasers
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Charlie's ideas are trashes to some and treasures to others. Like smart dumb ideas or dumb smart ideas. The border between these two is thinning.
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Every time I hear the word Kickstarter, I wonder if Michael Superbacker has got his Umbrella.
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To J & M Inventions defense, they are a registered LLC in North Dakota and in good standing. The address they list for their company is their home address.
That mock-pitch Charlie made at the end for the laser lawnmower was actually a better presentation than the one on kickstarter
They should've advertised that it uses electricity instead of gas making it a greener option
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I work in landscaping and lawnmowers are actually super dangerous but it’s because people drive riding mowers on inclines and slip and get crushed or mangled. Also the laser lawnmower does NOTHING to prevent this and in fact makes high powered lasers into beams of destruction and potentially could end up blinding people all over the place. Horrible idea.
I think many people underestimate how dangerous lasers actually are, and treat them like they were nothing more than a flashlight on their phone. Really bad approach, since monochrome of the laser can blind a human even in light with lower than visible frequency.
"If you think an idea is genuinely good, don't let any idiot from stopping you do it."
-Stan Lee
(May his soul rest in peace ✌️)
A laser lawnmower is something that styropyro would build.
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@styropyro
1:52 😐That Robo voice is the 2021 equivalent of "Unregistered Hypercam 2"
You hear that and just KNOW it's gunna be hot garbo. 😁
Gooood one lol
I usually just order an ac-130 to do straffing runs on my lawn whenever its too long, but this seems like a far better idea, im in
"Mom, can we have kickstarter crap?"
"No son we have kick starter crap at home."
kickstarter crap at home:
Don't forget _Kickstarter Non-Starters._
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What the *HELL* is this comment thread hahah
Gone I want to die reading these replies. You’re the only sane voice
2:06 this robotic voice makes me feel like I'm getting busted by the fbi
That jumpscare idea is hilarious
Little does Charlie know, these lasers are so powerful they cut through reality itself to transport your grass to another dimension.
As a time traveler, I can confidently say that Charlie will be biting his tongue in 4 years
"High caliber lasers"-Charlie
I thought it was a good idea to start making a video game. I'm 2 years in and regretting it.
Good luck:)
@@petrabubalo7589 thank you.
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My friend lost his toe to a push mower, he was never the same after that.
5:16 missed opportunity there to say "Mower Kombat".
I want to see that jumpscare idea. That’s actually genius.
1:05 I almost dropped 225 pounds on me while listening to that LMAO
* crosses out lawnmower with lasers *
Hello Charlie, Im a physicist who works at a medical laser company. I could make it happen! I agree that the idea is quite stupid, but mostly because of the cost. The heat part isnt necessarely true, pulsed lasers, mainly ones with ultrashort pulses, transfer very little heat and causes mostly photacoustic damage . We just need a wavelenght that interacts well with grass ( non green lasers for sure, i would say infrared 800+ nm? maybe Nd:Yag or CO2 since the other side of the spectrum would potentially induce cancer ) . Also, the risk of damage to the user can be very minimized, the laser can be projected to be focused or divergent to a certain degree , or even contatined to a closed loop, making it impossible to propagate a long distance with relevant energy density. It also doesnt necessarely need to be very powerful per say if the pulses are short enought.
I can only understand about 60-65% of what your comment says, so I'ma just agree with it bc you sound so smart
Would there be any benefits compared to a normal lawn mower?
Charlies idea of shooting himself with a Revolver reminds me when the couple tried to use a Dictionary to block a shot and he died
Someone should try the GYANJIVANDASJI SWAMI book published in 2020. I'd really like to know if it can stop it.
2:21
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
as someone that lives in australia. charlie’s concerns are definitely a problem
charlie is just pure chadly energy
Yooooo it's a big floppa cameo in a Charlie vid, this is the best crossover ever!!
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Where is StyroPyro when the world needs him most?!
“It's like something Dr. Evil would come up with”
Dr. Evil has made quotes that are out of the box. So, there are high changes that he would come up with this out of the box idea.
I don't like jump scares but I'd be down to have one unexpectedly right at the moment of satisfaction to see how it feels, they could never time it right though and if you were expecting it, then it defeats the point in the first place.
If the lasers are going to cut the grass, they’re going to cut and burn the human user just like the blades would.
this idea reminds me of the episode of ATHF where Meatwad cut Carl's grass with matches lmao
About that body armor thing, there was a former marine named Richard Davis who created Second Chance body armor and every year to prove the strength of the body armor he shot himself point blank with a revolver. Thankfully every time he did that the armor held up so it worked
Johnny Knoxville did this for the Jackass pilot back in 2000.
As soon as the robot text-to-speech started talking, I legit gagged.
He's harnessing his inner Florida man.
Inner persona
This project sounds like a William Osman and Michael Reeves collab.
No shit there was a kid at my school named Jordan and he ran in front of a running lawn mower when he was 4 years old and it cut half of his left foot off, don’t know where his parents were at the time but he was very open about the injury, he was never weird about it. Hope he’s doin well
To be fair. Lawnmower injuries could be something like a pulled muscle.