Woman Starts Wildfire with Bear Urine

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  • @adamtaylor766
    @adamtaylor766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6994

    he didn't mention it, but the woman was a self proclaimed shaman. this just adds more lore.

    • @Vancofe
      @Vancofe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Thanks obama

    • @mrtegs
      @mrtegs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Thanks Vancofe!

    • @爪丹丹K-l5p
      @爪丹丹K-l5p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Thanks Mr Tegs

    • @Ryan-li8qc
      @Ryan-li8qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She's also a known arsonist

    • @andreasschaeflein4233
      @andreasschaeflein4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Ryan-li8qc wait actually?

  • @fawksntrawks
    @fawksntrawks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    Hint: Boiling bear piss evaporates the water within in the urine, resulting in super concentrated bear piss.

    • @gnome5057
      @gnome5057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      FINALLY
      I NEEDED SUPER BEAR URINE

    • @daftspy3916
      @daftspy3916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Girl was distilling bear piss like a fucking medieval alchemist

    • @Shagaru_Bleed
      @Shagaru_Bleed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the forbidden piss of legend

    • @josephmother2659
      @josephmother2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@daftspy3916 More like a brewery

    • @Acuriouscase77
      @Acuriouscase77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@daftspy3916 lmao and doing it wrong like this is just basic science sjwhhsksmhsjs

  • @brainwater176
    @brainwater176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4127

    Also, boiling urine doesn’t “purify” it. The waste products are still there, boiling it just sanitizes it lol

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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    • @f-ckmyr0fil617
      @f-ckmyr0fil617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Use the form below to continue my studies ✂️🙃☺️🚨💍

    • @f-ckmyr0fil788
      @f-ckmyr0fil788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

    • @f-ckmyr0fil788
      @f-ckmyr0fil788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ‘To my grandmother’s.’👒👑👢👡👠👟👞

    • @f-ckmyr0fil788
      @f-ckmyr0fil788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      will do her good.😰😬🤯😩😨😧😦

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    Most of the Internet: Talking about Twitch being hacked.
    Charlie: Talking about a wildfire started from boiling bear piss.

    • @frozenbinarystudio
      @frozenbinarystudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Priorities

    • @MattyH1992
      @MattyH1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What's he going to say? "Twitch is garbage even though I've made $2.1million off of it since April 2019!"?

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattyH1992 Is that the real figure lol

    • @mnkpop5858
      @mnkpop5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/JrTAmRJ6jY8/w-d-xo.html

    • @MattyH1992
      @MattyH1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dongatello6969 Yes. There was a huge data leak, and in that leak was all of Twitch's payouts since April 2019. Charlie is in the top 25. I'm glad for him I love his content but he can't be too harsh towards them anymore, lol.

  • @billiamtrillion
    @billiamtrillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    I’m not gonna lie, out of all the outrageous titles Charlie has done over the years this is the one that made me reread it 10 times to make sure I wasn’t having an aneurysm

    • @sarah39201
      @sarah39201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/hTIIK5Sa6mc/w-d-xo.html
      ....Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box. SUS

    • @justsomekid6847
      @justsomekid6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats aneurysm?

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@justsomekid6847 Similar to a stroke, except a blood vessel in the brain pops instead of clots.

    • @justsomekid6847
      @justsomekid6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Enneamorph thank you kind sir

    • @lorenzamccoy7512
      @lorenzamccoy7512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@justsomekid6847 Also unlike a stroke, an aneurism will one hit kill you instantly!

  • @SmolBug
    @SmolBug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    Smokey the Bear going to pull up to trial and be like:
    "I didn't do shit, she drank my piss"

    • @greaseball8422
      @greaseball8422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-ci8xq9su9k First bot of Penguinz0 ive seen

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @marisu9765
      @marisu9765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She took the piss.

    • @DoggettinghitbyFrisbeeGaming
      @DoggettinghitbyFrisbeeGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      first time in months I find a funny comment on charlies videos,nice one :D

    • @mnkpop5858
      @mnkpop5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/JrTAmRJ6jY8/w-d-xo.html

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Smoky the Bear always said "Only you can prevent wildfires," but he never thought that he would be the cause of one

  • @brizwastakened
    @brizwastakened 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5410

    Theory: Smokey the bear was on parole and had to a take a drug test for his PO, but goldlicöcks over here accidently found the cup and was so parched she was implied to drink it

    • @goat_sama8239
      @goat_sama8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I'm certain this is canon

    • @MrUssy101
      @MrUssy101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does Charlie ever shut it up ? He just posts non stop every freaking day. I recommend he should try outside !!!

    • @dawildbear
      @dawildbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And it was juuuuuust right.

    • @vincentkenjiro4054
      @vincentkenjiro4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey it’s briz and u almost got 200k congrats

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Goldicucks

  • @GodkYT-q6m
    @GodkYT-q6m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "they're bad bears right, they're evil. So freddy fazbear and the boys, they take turns..." this is one of my favorite bits lmfao, good one Charlie, inputting the most important knowledge into our brains.

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ayo the bots can talk?

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@popsicIes They're evolving

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The bots, they're gaining sentience!

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Usually, if you find bear piss and you’re thirsty, you find the water that made the bear piss

  • @Omar_E11
    @Omar_E11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    Charlie's video titles never cease to be so bizarre, yet so hilarious.

  • @brycejp6041
    @brycejp6041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    As a certified bear piss purifier, I can tell Charles has clearly never purified bear piss with the way he questions how it’s done

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Since you only have bot comments currently, I felt like I should comment. How does one purify bear piss?

    • @aladdout9454
      @aladdout9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well tell the class.... how and why do u do it?

    • @jolts2779
      @jolts2779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dingdawng by purifying it

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jolts2779 Thank you Jolts, very informative.

    • @f-ckmyr0fil788
      @f-ckmyr0fil788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fell asleep and began 🚴‍♂️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♂️⛹️‍♀️

  • @GreenLightSpeed
    @GreenLightSpeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    That was such a random notification. “Woman starts wild fire with bear urine”

    • @_galacticfates
      @_galacticfates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tbf if you have Charlie's notifications on you should expect the unexpectable when it comes to his video titles

    • @uwuowo2804
      @uwuowo2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @mnkpop5858
      @mnkpop5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She claimed she wanted to drink it is the worst part.

  • @doge79
    @doge79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Other theory: we imagine the term "bear" to literally and what actually happened is that Bear Grylls was in the area also and she noticed him peeing and went to drink it afterwards. So she tried to drink Bear's piss.

    • @sarah39201
      @sarah39201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/hTIIK5Sa6mc/w-d-xo.html
      .... wow SUSSY

    • @moth300
      @moth300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/vNggYJhE9nM/w-d-xo.html the other two are bots.

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooooh that actually makes a lot more sense

    • @hei_zart5690
      @hei_zart5690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't make it any more better 😂

    • @goodboi8605
      @goodboi8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      5head

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    When does Charlie get to voice smokey?
    "Only you can, uhhh, prevent stupidity"

  • @elielis6
    @elielis6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    I find it funny asf when fans treat Charlie like a friend, telling him random ass shit😭

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Well to be fair he makes content out of a lot of the random shit people tell him.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. th-cam.com/video/eQaorH2bVCc/w-d-xo.html
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    • @thr333stars
      @thr333stars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I sent him a month ago a video with some crazy russian Karen but he didn't notice it :(

    • @QTpatootie95
      @QTpatootie95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think they’re just giving him suggestions for content Lmao

    • @sunrisesunset1734
      @sunrisesunset1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be a fan.

  • @acus9112
    @acus9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Woman starts wildfire with bear urine"
    This one is gonna be a banger.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @moth300
      @moth300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/vNggYJhE9nM/w-d-xo.html

  • @darththomas7791
    @darththomas7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    "the period blood attracts bears. The bears can smell the menstruation"
    Brick Tamland was ahead of his time, a modern day Nostradamus with his prophecies. God Bless Him.

    • @maddi3787
      @maddi3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sus.

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      @gujonteitur4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/54YydLRSOlE/w-d-xo.html

    • @T.Gonz1216
      @T.Gonz1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So many bots

    • @LocalHooligan
      @LocalHooligan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If there are any more bots I'm going to alt f4 them

    • @El-E009
      @El-E009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maddi3787 their

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I can just imagine this woman joining the rogue's gallery of a women's prison with the title "California Bear Piss Boiler".

  • @calimantis
    @calimantis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Reminds me of how the Hayman Fire in Colorado started years back: a forest ranger went out into the woods to burn all the love letters from her ex like she was in a soap opera/mid-day mama-drama, wound up creating a fire that burned down over 138k acres of land, 133 homes, and killed 8 people. Shit was wild

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Talk about having a burning love

    • @calimantis
      @calimantis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 Ayyy

    • @jewel8425
      @jewel8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny thing, they never found any evidence of paper and she changed her story a BUNCH of times.

  • @Sellswordking
    @Sellswordking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I feel like Charlie starts these videos going “how did this become my life?” And then goes on to tell the best fucking stories that needed to be told by him specifically. Charlie you did this to yourself.

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      @mnkpop5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @OddZodd
      @OddZodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      all these bots wtf

    • @Sellswordking
      @Sellswordking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OddZodd I have *no idea*, I’m like catnip to them

  • @rogerkashertonjonquavioust9895
    @rogerkashertonjonquavioust9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "so freddy fazbear and the boys they take turns peeing in this puddle"
    got me good

    • @tfan2222
      @tfan2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lord Tyrecus Lying and self liking? Damn bro you really got no life huh?

    • @CEfect
      @CEfect 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine asking for subs in a funny comment

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tfan2222 I don’t see how he lied about anything. Yeah, he’s begging for subs, which is pathetic, but he didn’t say anything untrue

    • @Coyote_Trickster
      @Coyote_Trickster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfp checks out

    • @acehammurabi8200
      @acehammurabi8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lord Tyrecus none

  • @geist12
    @geist12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    That was some top notch story telling, Charlie. The fact that the bears just went off to do something after peeing is absolutely wild.

    • @geist12
      @geist12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude what are the replies on this comment xD

    • @mnkpop5858
      @mnkpop5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @versaceeggs
    @versaceeggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    They should give her a T-shirt “I drank bear piss and all I got was a wild fire and a felony charge”

  • @antisocialxy9720
    @antisocialxy9720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    boiling the piss just evaporates the water leaving you with a more concentrated piss

  • @TheMyNeooo
    @TheMyNeooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    The bigger question is: So she had equipment to boil water such as a heatproof container (not plastic) and a lighter or something to make fire, but she did not have any freakin water and wasn't traveling back to her origin

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @TоmmуGаming 🅥 The fact that we share names sickens me beyond what words can describe. You are an embarrassment to the Tommunist Collective.

    • @morganahowll1940
      @morganahowll1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Whilst you make a generally good point, it is perfectly possible to boil water in a plastic container. If a plastic container is full of water and not under a flame of ridiculous strength, it will stay at roughly the same temperature as the water in the bottle, preventing burning and melting. You can check on TH-cam, there are tonnes of people boiling water in cheap plastic water bottles and even in water balloons !

    • @tomev2008
      @tomev2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Mr.Bimgus hear hear

    • @bensvideo
      @bensvideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Mr.Bimgus i'm pretty sure that's not actually someone named tommy. it's obviously a bot, but i think it's pretending to be tommyinit to trick people into clicking the link thinking that its him. either way it is pretty disgusting

    • @K.YouTube2
      @K.YouTube2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Vinski sounds stupid and risky if you don't know the locations of water sources on the route.

  • @SofosProject
    @SofosProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    My guess is that bear piss has a very strong and distinct smell that she just knew about. Considering many animals use their waste to mark their territory, it would make sense. You can't see it, but you bet your olfactories you can smell it.

    • @chicheal
      @chicheal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Most likely cause I remember there is a website where you can literally buy all kinds of urine like deer for example. A guy bought some for his cheating wife and poured it in the air vents of her car lol said the smell was sickening.

    • @Maesterful
      @Maesterful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People like her really need a hobby. Not, you know, THIS

    • @JG_Wentworth
      @JG_Wentworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Maesterful ...hiking? Or like, general hunting? Because it's relatively common knowledge that animals have a much more specific use for their urine than humans, at least if you know anything about hunting. Deer urine in particular is very pungent, which is why some (gross but honestly not dumb) hunters used to cover themselves in it to mask their scent. Its an outdated practice, one we don't really have as much use for to my knowledge, but a resourceful one nonetheless.

  • @cuddlingghosts2378
    @cuddlingghosts2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I literally had to evacuate cause of that lady. Charlie fs brightened the whole ordeal thank you

  • @xgl4928
    @xgl4928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Hey boo boo wanna take a piss in this pond.”
    -
    Yogi the bear-

  • @redwolfvirus4830
    @redwolfvirus4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "where do you even find bear urine" gives me the same energy as Dr. Alan Grant asking about how the kid in Jurassic Park 3 got T Rex pee 😂

    • @squishyrogue69
      @squishyrogue69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YO that is literally what I thought of too lmao

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damnation, why I am not think of that?

  • @kdrecords4562
    @kdrecords4562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I'm guessing Smokey really wishes he had peed in bottles right about now.

    • @thatoneguyfromthtoneplace3498
      @thatoneguyfromthtoneplace3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually believe you're the first to have ever said that sentence

    • @kitkat66.6
      @kitkat66.6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan you mean page?

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      @mnkpop5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @joshuazeeman7553
      @joshuazeeman7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "She stole my piss bottles, fuck"

    • @kdrecords4562
      @kdrecords4562 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatoneguyfromthtoneplace3498 I'm also the first to have released this song: th-cam.com/video/rE1PEG6W0wY/w-d-xo.html

  • @gameboy8425
    @gameboy8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Smokey the Bear be like: "You couldn't live your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @onlinemodus
      @onlinemodus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's literally homophobic. Get over it and support LGBTQ

    • @WelloBello
      @WelloBello 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ??????

    • @blue1584
      @blue1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onlinemodus Obvious bait

  • @Layzee_15
    @Layzee_15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I have never seen the word "wildfire" and "bear urine" in the same sentence. You've truly blessed me this morning Mr. Moist

    • @mcgonzo1961
      @mcgonzo1961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk where u are from that it’s morning, but he uploaded this at 7 pm ET

    • @Layzee_15
      @Layzee_15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mcgonzo1961 im in the other side of the universe baybee

  • @tomacrates
    @tomacrates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    They weren't asking for you to be a park ranger Charlie, they were calling for officer Greg.

  • @SlurmpMergatroid
    @SlurmpMergatroid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Every time I hear one of Charlie's titles it's a fucking roller coaster of emotion.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. th-cam.com/video/eQaorH2bVCc/w-d-xo.html
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    • @dontrellbruessard9295
      @dontrellbruessard9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you hear it

    • @SlurmpMergatroid
      @SlurmpMergatroid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jessica💋 Sweety Hotgirl - Vlogs that's disgusting

  • @babz527
    @babz527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I seriously cannot predict the titles Charlie makes, I’m guessing the next one will be called “Man shoots deadly laser from his balls and kills 5 citizens”

    • @crookedbuns
      @crookedbuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      pewdiepie did just review some dangerous lasers xD

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Mumr4real
      @Mumr4real 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True True.

    • @gaychainsaw646
      @gaychainsaw646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHA

    • @Moald
      @Moald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@virus8057baguette

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Honestly, I could see Charles becoming a reluctant yet vocal spokesperson for some wildfire awareness and relief charity. Wouldn't even surprise me tbh.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @MrMeow-xl7pd
    @MrMeow-xl7pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i love that she hasnt packed enough water, but she did have everything with her to boil whatever fluid she finds on her way

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @ZachPlum
      @ZachPlum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's lying for sure.

  • @Pelbee54
    @Pelbee54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “If a bear pisses in the woods, and nobody’s around to hear it, you’re never gonna find the piss!” Is my new favourite saying.

  • @pengmaeda9908
    @pengmaeda9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Charlie asking how someone would know if the puddle had bear urine in it when he hasn't smelled the stuff.

  • @guavaguy4397
    @guavaguy4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Why would she have a lighter but not a bottle of water. You would think she would have her priorities straight.

    • @bored3542
      @bored3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She most likely had water but ran out

    • @lochlanpen564
      @lochlanpen564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bored3542 doubt it

    • @bored3542
      @bored3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lochlanpen564 why?

    • @Gatchu137
      @Gatchu137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lochlanpen564 I mean yeah, why?

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @ZephyrUltimate_
    @ZephyrUltimate_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    As a Canadian, I say “y’all can keep her, we don’t want that up here.”

    • @mcdonaldsselever5095
      @mcdonaldsselever5095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO AS A CANADIAN I WAS ALSO THINKING THAT

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mcdonaldsselever5095 we are joined, you and I, bound by the powers of the void.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @Koko_Chan
    @Koko_Chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Idk why i wanna say this but Charlie, I just wanna thank you for being who you are and making your content in the first place. Your content is so enjoyable to watch and has helped me a fuck ton with relaxing my nerves, due to me basically battling depression ranging from barely noticeable to suicidal for the last 5-6 years (Yes i see a psychologist for anyone who reads this). So thank you so much for being the dude you are, and keep making your amazing content.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @butterchickenmasala2433
      @butterchickenmasala2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      stay strong

    • @AtlasFox_
      @AtlasFox_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you get better dude, keep on going

    • @skelliger
      @skelliger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i like jesus too

  • @AddictedHappySweets
    @AddictedHappySweets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can never tell if at the end Charlie says: “cya” or “so yea”.

  • @kevinthompson7649
    @kevinthompson7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I mean, I'm not exactly a bear piss expert, but I know just boiling water isn't going to clear it of bear piss. Boiling is useful for removing bacteria and parasites. In her case she would have to run it through a distillery, maybe several times.

    • @kinnurevs6453
      @kinnurevs6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So......Piss moonshine?

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Humans just can't stop setting my forest on fire smh

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well maybe it wouldn't be a problem if you told your bears to stop pissing in god damn puddles!

    • @uwuowo2804
      @uwuowo2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/NdIauCmsA8Y/w-d-xo.html

  • @toonces8374
    @toonces8374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “If a bear pisses in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you’re never gonna find the piss”
    -Charlie White 2021, founder of Moist-ESports team and Godslap author

    • @natepasion4597
      @natepasion4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well now I feel weird posting a normal comment.

  • @c.k.harrower8672
    @c.k.harrower8672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    *One shudders to imagine how roasting a smore over this kind of fire would be like.*

    • @gujonteitur4853
      @gujonteitur4853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/54YydLRSOlE/w-d-xo.html

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @Mattex21
    @Mattex21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If a bear pisses in the woods and no one is around to hear it, no one's gonna find the piss.
    This is so deep...

    • @clitcrusader4897
      @clitcrusader4897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If a bear pisses in the woods and no one is a around to hear it, does the bear even exist🤔

  • @elegancy8265
    @elegancy8265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the prison: So, why are you here? Uhhh, i accidentally set a forest on fire by trying to drink bear piss.

  • @Jiinnxxx98
    @Jiinnxxx98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    These titles just keep getting wilder by the day, and every time they deliver. Like… purifying bear urine… who knew?

    • @jesseywater3446
      @jesseywater3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just under the sun lol it will self ignited

  • @KlidesCorneroftheInternet
    @KlidesCorneroftheInternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Person 1: OH SHIT THERE'S A WILDFIRE!
    Person 2: There's only one option, Tim.
    Person 1: GOOD IDEA I'LL CALL FOR HELP!
    Person 2: *takes off sunglasses* no, we need to report this to Charles White...
    Person 1: No, we report this to the ra--
    Person 2: DO YOU WANT WILDLIFE TO DIE IN AGONIZING FLAMES OR NOT, TIM!! Send the email... *puts back on sunglasses*

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @4rdency
      @4rdency 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Explodie Boi Reply and I shall believe

  • @melo1890
    @melo1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    i must say this is one of charlie’s finer titles

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @melo1890
      @melo1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qumi369 to be fair i’m sure he’d love to get rid of them but they’re everywhere lately

  • @ReluctantReader
    @ReluctantReader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hiker experiences bear golden shower, starts wild fire in retaliation.

  • @nennmichmichi-ri4kt
    @nennmichmichi-ri4kt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thats what I like about Charlie, he doesnt clickbait the title, he just goes straight to the point

  • @OneFinalAutumn
    @OneFinalAutumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I mean, there's a few ways to tell if a bear pissed in a puddle. If you see bear prints around the puddle, and the water is kinda foamy, there's clearly a connection there. Bears also have a distinct smell, and depending on the season that smell is only stronger. When I go hunting I use deer urine to mask my scent, so it's definitely possible to smell piss even over a period of time. If there's a puddle, it probably means it rained recently, meaning the bear pissed recently for it to have ended up in the puddle, so she'd probably be able to smell the bear. Combine timing with smell, prints, and possibly foam and I'd at least be able to tell if a bear pissed in a puddle.

    • @Merkhahba
      @Merkhahba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't deer urine attract predators to you?

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Merkhahba Hunting season for deer is typically when they're in rut, so the scent draws horny bucks to me. I'm more likely to have a deer come to me than a predator. Even if a wolf or something did try to attack me, I'm legally allowed to defend myself, so it's not a big problem.

    • @1088lol
      @1088lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KKona man in the comment section right here

    • @uwantwater2932
      @uwantwater2932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OneFinalAutumn peepee man

    • @oliviap.1370
      @oliviap.1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@OneFinalAutumn People are so quick to complain about their life but innocent horny bucks try to find a mate for a quick one only to meet someone with a gun. They get catfished and then shot😔

  • @lowkeyflawless4389
    @lowkeyflawless4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Im not the park ranger , if your calling me your already fucking up” LMAOOOO 😂😂😂
    Edit I hope he sees this my day would be made . Naw my LIFE Will be 😂😅

    • @nmangreum
      @nmangreum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit was 2 funny 🤣

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @MrHaloS224
    @MrHaloS224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Freddy Fazbear and the boys" fucking killed me😂

  • @dcmirk
    @dcmirk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If the ground is wet, because there's water there, a heavy bear will leave very distinct bear paw prints. Now if the puddle smells like urine, one may deduce that something, possibly the owner of the bear prints, urinated in it.

  • @than217
    @than217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Charlie the Bear: "Only YOU can keep forests Moist... Critically!"

  • @tronixchl2004
    @tronixchl2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Charlie should be considered a "cyber-firefighter" at this point.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @sarah39201
      @sarah39201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/hTIIK5Sa6mc/w-d-xo.html
      .... sus video omg

  • @trapmasterV
    @trapmasterV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My God when Charlie broke into his theory I lost it. The bears are conspiring to go peepee in our coke.

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @grahamedmondson9232
    @grahamedmondson9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Jesus is so modest saying he is unable to extinguish any wildfire, we all know the extent of this man's unfathomable power.

    • @sidecharacter8211
      @sidecharacter8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Da real jesus

    • @mnkpop5858
      @mnkpop5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4fk0FQTO1CU/w-d-xo.html.

    • @sidecharacter8211
      @sidecharacter8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mnkpop5858 that’s not cool

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @gaychainsaw646
      @gaychainsaw646 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie can only walk in water tho

  • @tanneratkins2456
    @tanneratkins2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m pretty sure it was either bear paw prints or the water smelled like ass because i’d imagine it wouldn’t smell very good

  • @jonahm9932
    @jonahm9932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m a firefighter up here where the fire was and was at the fire. According to our Prevention Officer, she was absolutely bizarre. She had all kinds of CO2 cartridges on her that matched used ones the Officer found in the area. She also changed her story many times while she was being questioned by the Officer and the IC. We are investigating her possible involvement in other smaller vegetation fires in the area.

  • @brandon9635
    @brandon9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Charlie: pretends piss is in hands
    Also charlie: touches face

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @sarah39201
      @sarah39201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/hTIIK5Sa6mc/w-d-xo.html
      .... red is so sussy

    • @brandon9635
      @brandon9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn bots

  • @LessTh3nThree
    @LessTh3nThree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “If a bear pisses in the woods and no ones around to hear it, you wont be able to find the piss” 😭😭😭

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @awesomestunts
    @awesomestunts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Charlie's titles alone are funnier than half the content on this platform

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @frozenbinarystudio
    @frozenbinarystudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Theory: it wasn't just bear piss it was Bear Grylls piss. Still technically from a Bear.

  • @Shotgun2765
    @Shotgun2765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just read the article, apparently the woman has a LinkedIn where she lists as a shaman.

  • @Katiclysmia
    @Katiclysmia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Imagine going to jail just because you wanted a little sip of smokey's sweet nectar

    • @uwuowo2804
      @uwuowo2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @beckoninglight16
      @beckoninglight16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They suspect it was intentional and she is lying. They also suspect she has started other fires. Lol

    • @uwuowo2804
      @uwuowo2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beckoninglight16 we know that

    • @ZachPlum
      @ZachPlum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beckoninglight16 She better be locked up.

  • @RJKilroy
    @RJKilroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You can't just see pee pee" Is the quote of the century lmao

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @marleyprice7280
    @marleyprice7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why do I imagine this woman to look like "That Vegan Teacher"

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @doubt2022
    @doubt2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    she took revenge on those bears for what they did to her only source of hydrating

  • @fatmanpez
    @fatmanpez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've visited family out in California all my life and got to hike the beautiful hills of Big Sir when I was five, it kills me how much dryer it's gotten since then from what it already was and how much nature has died and burned there because it truly is a magnificent state. . .

  • @claytonschmohe1786
    @claytonschmohe1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only Charlie can prevent wildfires

  • @thefinalpicture5751
    @thefinalpicture5751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In Germany we use Bear Piss to start Wildfires!
    Its called "JÄGERMEISTER"

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @lovelyhatter
    @lovelyhatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah yes, Charles. Satisfying your Wild Fire and Piss Drinking enthusiasts all at once. Your brilliance knows no bounds.

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Isn't there an animal who's piss smells like popcorn? i'd imagine bear has a distinctive smell that people who frequent the outside recognize

    • @Bread-nx9fo
      @Bread-nx9fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok but WHY DID SHE WANT TO DRINK PISS?

    • @JK-vy8vh
      @JK-vy8vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bread-nx9fo cuz she freaky af

  • @chloecee5743
    @chloecee5743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your hair is truly reaching godly proportions. Like wine, it just gets better and better as time goes on.

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @UselessMistake
    @UselessMistake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    So I used to sell Deer urine, you have a pet female where you control where it pisses, and hunters buy it because deer piss has it's pheromones (yes you wait until it's in heat for the premo shit), you pour it in a few areas in your hunting ground and bucks show up to hit that shit. I had an option at one point to buy a docile bear to sell bear piss from, but bears are fucked in CA as it is. Don't hunt them, they're pretty chill for the most part, they mostly even like people when they know they're in civilization. Deers on the other hand over eat and over breed. Fuck them. Please don't actually have relations with them, just you know, stop giving too much a shit unless it's doe season, people over hunt does.

    • @UselessMistake
      @UselessMistake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vinski k....wtf, no...sure if you want, but no.

    • @uwuowo2804
      @uwuowo2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @bored3542
      @bored3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@UselessMistake ?

    • @hybridhd7436
      @hybridhd7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly, I keep having to tell people how bad deer are and how much better bears are. The only cases that a bear actually kills somebody is if they see you as a threat, deep in their territory, or they're protecting the young. And yet people have the audacity to say that bears will attack you with no remorse the moment they lay their eyes on you like that's not how any animal works.

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hybridhd7436 it's a bit of a projection, don't you think? 🙃

  • @GohanDaGucci
    @GohanDaGucci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Charlie's story of the bears playing a prank on the girl makes more sense than the girl finding a puddle of bear urine

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Trash_Can_101
      @Trash_Can_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/1SOEKaisqqo/w-d-xo.html

  • @jaz69699
    @jaz69699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    This is the greatest wildfire of All Time

    • @liis10196
      @liis10196 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/pGLklsVBQ90/w-d-xo.html

    • @pleasesendhelp6951
      @pleasesendhelp6951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the greatest act of arson of all time.

    • @_simple.mp4
      @_simple.mp4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeed

    • @idontmakevideos1356
      @idontmakevideos1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the greatest comment of All Time

    • @darththomas7791
      @darththomas7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gender reveals are the new Thanos in this multiverse.

  • @crjlife_9082
    @crjlife_9082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Clearly this woman was a true piss enthusiast. Everyone knows bear piss is the best of all the pisses.

  • @marcedoreste
    @marcedoreste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those evil bears really pranked this woman hah?

  • @splash7440
    @splash7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That’s beary sad to hear, what a pissy situation :D

    • @eagleznr3739
      @eagleznr3739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *bdum tsssss*

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @gpoenthusiast393real4
    @gpoenthusiast393real4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That woman is certainly going places

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @aela5521
    @aela5521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    millions of years of evolutions and then there’s this

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      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @LoveeTayyx3
    @LoveeTayyx3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why didn’t she call the fire department first…

  • @oceanman1290
    @oceanman1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    YO, I found this on my recommend and i couldn't believe it. this fire burned down me and my family's house, but the fact that Charles made a video about it just makes the entire thing much more easy to handle. thanks for making me laugh Charles and i love your content.

  • @Jrod240
    @Jrod240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As for how knowing it's bear piss. A lot of animals have very strong scented piss and it all smells different (for marking what animal "owns" that territory) so of she knows the different scents of these animal markings she could tell. But yeah. Expensive pee indeed.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. th-cam.com/video/eQaorH2bVCc/w-d-xo.html
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  • @gilgamesh_interdimentional238
    @gilgamesh_interdimentional238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has to be the best notification ever

  • @Bacardi_Jimmy
    @Bacardi_Jimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Charlie, your videos make me smile during my lowest times. It's got me through many times that I thought I lost it, then BOOM, your video shows up and it lights up my day. Keep up the good stuff.

  • @Mazxlol
    @Mazxlol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol wild story with so many questions left unanswered

  • @glyph7308
    @glyph7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He has one of the coolest intros ever.

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine being asked what got you into prison and you have to explain this story

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. th-cam.com/video/eQaorH2bVCc/w-d-xo.html
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    • @Ammoniummetavanadate
      @Ammoniummetavanadate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean this woman is an insane leftist and is covering for arson

    • @monkeytime3169
      @monkeytime3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, can y'all bots like eff off?

  • @OnPuncMa
    @OnPuncMa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Penguinz: Whenever their is a wild fire I get tagged on it.
    Me: This video was recommended to me.

    • @Trash_Can_101
      @Trash_Can_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/1SOEKaisqqo/w-d-xo.html

  • @caindenney1235
    @caindenney1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Charlie had you considered there may have been bear tracks by the puddle ?

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This happened near where I live. My Dad had a great view from his backyard. It burned over 8,000 acres but it has been fully contained last time I heard. She was actually trying to purify water from a puddle that she thought was tainted with bear urine. She's being charged with arson and evaluated for mental health concerns.

    • @theaveragepro1749
      @theaveragepro1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mental health concerns like having a piss kink?

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theaveragepro1749 why would she feel the need to purify it if it was a kink?

  • @BigManTivO
    @BigManTivO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How ironic. Smokey the bear is the fire-starter.

    • @virus8057
      @virus8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow th-cam.com/video/eQaorH2bVCc/w-d-xo.html
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