Worst Lyft Driver of the Year

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  • @Denkin_Donuts
    @Denkin_Donuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5775

    Her being barefoot was absolute icing on the cake.

    • @kawaiigirlgarcia9861
      @kawaiigirlgarcia9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Love ur profile pic

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why? It's not illegal in every state

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joels4826 how is that a scumbag move?

    • @cheeseycarp5364
      @cheeseycarp5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@lEGOBOT2565 because its about common decency, its like the saying goes, no shoes, no shirt, no service, its just seen as trashy because god knows what you can step on when out in public

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cheeseycarp5364 okay, but why is it trashy then? The disgusting part I get, and I understand that businesses don't want unsanitary people in their stores, but how is it disgusting at a highway?

  • @KasperTNWO
    @KasperTNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12454

    This dude handled everything so nonchalantly, like yeah, just another day in shitsvil

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Sounds like California

    • @xoxokmg
      @xoxokmg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      it's just that people laugh when they're nervous

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Dude had like the patience of Job and was totally chill. Certainly not an unreasonable person at all and I would have obliged him with those two simple requests. As a former cabbie I can relate, sometimes you get customers who just want to enjoy the ride. And I actually liked those chill rides. It's a hustle, time is money, so you drive aggressively all day (but safe of course) and it's nice to have a chill sightseeing ride with customers.
      This is especially true of the elderly. They don't like fast rides and sometimes just want to sightsee on a leisurely ride and as long as you're paying, what do I care?! I'm not going to make any more money by rushing them through the trip and racing around picking up others and cramming as many as I can into a day really, than being on a leasurely ride with the one in my car. I've done both and it's not worth the mad hustle, those leisurely rides are a nice switch from the busy hustle and bustle. When I drove hack I was always happy to oblige them. This is just sooo alien to me, super unnecessary and unprofessional and then to try and hit him for nothing?! Wow.

    • @madroxomalley6569
      @madroxomalley6569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alright...see ya

    • @gamerpunk7402
      @gamerpunk7402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      M*

  • @jordimelis4463
    @jordimelis4463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19904

    In case anyone needs closure: Yes, she got banned from Lyft.

    • @walrider2133
      @walrider2133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

      Watch her become an Uber driver next

    • @martinidream100
      @martinidream100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Is there a video or a news saying this? I wanna watch it.

    • @zachj19991
      @zachj19991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Sauce?

    • @antisocialxy9720
      @antisocialxy9720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      not enough

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aceorcusham2870 Hahahha

  • @Sniper98G
    @Sniper98G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3341

    Lead up here: The passenger got in and asked if they could turn on A/C instead of windows. Was told no, that Lyft requires the windows be down for the full ride (not true), this included his window controls being locked so he could not roll his window up himself. Since he did not like being blasted by high speed air he asked her to at least drive the speed limit.

    • @dafresh1
      @dafresh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      lol

    • @NC-curious
      @NC-curious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Did she get banned and sued?

    • @bobmichael9533
      @bobmichael9533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@NC-curious he should definitely press charges and get a compensation

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      People are fucking crazy about windows. In high school my friend's dad made her be his sober driver when he frequently when out to the bars, and one time his gf was with him and she kept rolling the window down just enough to make that WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB noise that pummels your ears so my friend rolled the windows up and locked them, and the gf fucking opened the door of a moving vehicle. Obviously my friend cussed out this drunk woman. Her dad made her pull over and get out so he could chew her ass for daring to scold his gf for trying to fall out of a car going 50mph.

    • @hackersulamaster
      @hackersulamaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@thedeviouspanda Oh fuck I am so sick and tired of the bullshit where people take sides.
      I used to have a best friend until I had a falling out with his girlfriend while living there. Nothing but double standards and rudeness. The kind of person who always has to talk shit about SOMEONE (really important, I'll get back to it). One time I came home and they would be in the living room and the power went out shortly. The girlfriend also had a friend staying there but SHE was in charge of the bill. When the power went out she had the audacity to say that it was my fault. I was silent through all of this and the moment I opened my mouth she went and followed me to the door to make a point to lock me out. I showed her my key and phone then just continued on. The indignancy of such complete abuse and my friend 'pretending' to have a sit-down but then going on to act pussy whipped ended up with me completely abhorred and I left.
      Another friend moved in and he 'had' a best friend. His name was Cole. He was like the greatest kind of guy. He was humble and legitimately did actual effort to make friends. In his first few days of coming over I was still there. His absolute best, and worst, moment was when he was in the backyard with us and punted the ball into that bitches face right when she came out. This genuine guy came over straight away to help here and we ALL knew it was an accident. We were all in the circle and it wasn't angry kicking either. She wasn't having ANY of it. She purposely pulled cry-time on him. We all held back of course because she was in a relationship with the guy we were THERE FOR. Before I left they pulled another living room seance where she went on the WHOLE time about Cole looking at her tits. Like who fucking cares. She has big tits and let them hang out. I didnt care, boyfriend didn't care, nobody believed there was a problem. He was probably just being shy honestly.
      So I surmised that since I left Cole couldn't see his bestfriend anymore. The guy that moved in after me. Probably had to do with a bitch running people away.. But anyways he ended up taking his own life. He was an ironworker working a tough job and quite likely we were his 'after-party'. I came by one time with a brand new expedition to burn rubber infront of the house but there I saw cole in his old square body texting on his phone by himself. That was the last time I saw him.
      EVEN after this that fucking bitch didn't learn a damn thing and pretends to not know what was happening. She was a bully and a godawful terrible one at that. Nobody would've ever put up with her shit if she wasn't going out with our 'best-man'.
      One day I'm going to go back and confront her. She went to his funeral and stood up on-stage to remember him but she was the prime orchestrator of the madness. It makes me sick to my core. I hope my old best-friend is there too because he needs the reality check as well.

  • @SebTsch
    @SebTsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9327

    This guy's ability to tell funny stories with a straight face is astounding.

    • @neverpayingtaxes
      @neverpayingtaxes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ^^^^^^

    • @Tug_Boat2558
      @Tug_Boat2558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      This isn't a funny story. This is a battle, a pure image of savagery preformed by two valiant warriors. We saw a alpha and a beta today. The alpha let out her war cry and the beta LAUGHED the pure INSANITY IT WAS. The mercy the Alpha gave him was astounding. To call this funny ... No...

    • @whatevernevermind5960
      @whatevernevermind5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your driver is the real mvp

    • @kabloom6776
      @kabloom6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny story?

    • @bananaman7433
      @bananaman7433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet that he has to tell his stories multiple times before being able to do it with a straight face.

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14682

    This feels like something straight out of South Park. Even the driver acted right out of Cartman’s playbook

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      so hard on the voice actor's vocal chords to play Cartman. Dedication

    • @iv624
      @iv624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh shut up

    • @MrHydra12
      @MrHydra12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@iv624 we found its boyfriend

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Reminds me of the school bus lady from the earlier seasons

  • @orenalbertmeisel3127
    @orenalbertmeisel3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2657

    The fact that she was wearing a mask and had put up warning tape to promote social distancing, but also drove like a maniac while punching and screaming at the passenger is just the most hilarious thing

    • @canned3880
      @canned3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Keeping us safe from herself

    • @SlicedBread2014
      @SlicedBread2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Plexiglass panel would be better.

    • @janky477
      @janky477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      She clearly hates all people, period. Any feedback is a threat. If she can't have her way, she hits the Brown Note.

    • @slopemat
      @slopemat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      She definitely doesn't care. She wasn't even wearing it over her nose, it's probably a policy that Lyft and Uber have.

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshroehl6098 What's that?

  • @George-kr9ii
    @George-kr9ii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I love how the harder she tries to scream, the quieter she gets

    • @catgaeming2025
      @catgaeming2025 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      she was screaming like those xbox kids on cod when they rage but the parents are in the next room.

  • @cartermussina9932
    @cartermussina9932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8750

    I didnt think charlie would ever feel nervous. Such a tall buff man. Could easily take any attacker in any scenario.

    • @vinny_verticallychallenged9671
      @vinny_verticallychallenged9671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      sorry, Charlie isn't tall lmfao-

    • @salami4986
      @salami4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      So tall very tall

    • @rob185
      @rob185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@vinny_verticallychallenged9671 that's the joke

    • @maddi3787
      @maddi3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Bruh why you gotta do him like that? 😭
      He's not just tall, he's king height.

    • @anti-stressbot8867
      @anti-stressbot8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

  • @saltinemcqueen5176
    @saltinemcqueen5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    In Tampa that wasn’t a prophecy Charlie, that is about 50/50 odds someone hits the median.

    • @MoviesFreeGalore
      @MoviesFreeGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      You're telling me discount Jesus lives in Tampa? Betcha that man went to Lollipops once or twice.

    • @kalebellington1273
      @kalebellington1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Tampa interstates/highways feels like mad max

    • @iayolai9881
      @iayolai9881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was on vacation in Tampa and my friend’s mom drove us there. We were coming back to our hotel from Busch Gardens and she hit the median. We had to stay a couple extra days because the car’s front left tire was destroyed lmao

    • @nicholasfrancis2627
      @nicholasfrancis2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tell me abt it i was driving up from tampa the other day and a urus flipped

    • @SM0KE_B0X97
      @SM0KE_B0X97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's a place where I'm From in F.L that we called Death Highway. I've watch helicopters lift people off to a hospital on multiple occasions. Even witnessed two vehicles collide an the noise was the loudest bang I ever heard. I even felt the vibration from away. It was as if lightning had struck the ground is the only way I could describe my experience.

  • @1MsHannah9
    @1MsHannah9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    She wasn't squealing. She simply, accidentally turn off the caps lock while screaming.

    • @bio5612
      @bio5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      She held shift but accidentally hit caps lock

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bio5612 LMFAO

    • @AtticusHimself
      @AtticusHimself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      While the spirit of your comment is funny, on face value it doesn't make sense and needs rewriting

    • @levimatulis6955
      @levimatulis6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AtticusHimself OK baby

    • @AtticusHimself
      @AtticusHimself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@levimatulis6955 Sorry I don't flirt on TH-cam

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Lyft Passenger: "Please drive the speed limit."
    Lyft Karen: *"GAS GAS GAS, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS."*

    • @ElMarcoHoJ
      @ElMarcoHoJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "I'm gonna turn left back onto the highway sometimes!"

    • @kingcole3971
      @kingcole3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She doesn’t know that if the car crashes Lakito won’t save you.

    • @la-ia1404
      @la-ia1404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better play the gas pedal song

    • @ichibanhan2805
      @ichibanhan2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DO YOU LIKE....MY CAR (MY CAR)

    • @MercuryDragon.
      @MercuryDragon. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Step on the gas!
      (Step-step on the gas!)
      Step on the brakes!
      (…no.)

  • @iantubbs4043
    @iantubbs4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4185

    My guilty pleasure is Charlie talking about awful people

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      a fellow Ian lol

    • @marcusgabriel8365
      @marcusgabriel8365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @yes no
      Fact

    • @RESURGAM.
      @RESURGAM. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      nothing guilty about that tbh

    • @connormac4401
      @connormac4401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im proud about this actually

    • @treep1gg
      @treep1gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My guilty pleasure is Charlie talking about other peoples testicles.

  • @donniebao
    @donniebao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4456

    Honestly, I'd rate her 5 stars. Crime tape in car while committing a crime. Pennywise in the front seat while doing a pennywise-esque screech. Leaving him stranded and chucking his luggage to play frogger with high velocity cars. She was just trying to give him an authentic haunted halloween-themed ride, and boy did she succeed

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Have you seen the Nathan For You episode where Nathan does something crazy like this for a haunted house? He makes you think someone with an infectious disease touched you , doctors come in and look at you in decontamination suits, make you real nervous, and then put you in an ambulance and take you for a ride. When the ambulance stops the back door open and it says the name of the haunted house and "Exit"
      The people they showed going through it all surprisingly laughed about it (I mean they thought they were fucked up I guess) but they probably have some footage of people losing it

    • @shafo827
      @shafo827 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @yes salam

    • @nathanstuart9267
      @nathanstuart9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣
      th-cam.com/video/R_eXQAQ3H5M/w-d-xo.html

    • @donniebao
      @donniebao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LudaChez I haven't seen that show but lmao is it real or a sketch?

    • @kieraareik.266
      @kieraareik.266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nathanstuart9267 What?

  • @MainlyMichael
    @MainlyMichael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7970

    I once used Lyft and the driver was going 90-100 mph and swerving in lanes and I thought i was going to die that day, never took lyft again after that

    • @GG-ih2fe
      @GG-ih2fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Verified comment with only 6 likes and 2 comments

    • @GG-ih2fe
      @GG-ih2fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @You have to know Shut up

    • @darksapphire3815
      @darksapphire3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That's crazy! Glad you lived.

    • @GG-ih2fe
      @GG-ih2fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Factcious Shut up

    • @GG-ih2fe
      @GG-ih2fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@darksapphire3815 Same

  • @MarcoRangos
    @MarcoRangos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    The best Uber driver I’ve ever had was this old former Hell’s Angel who told me about his days as a biker and how he got to smoke weed with David Allen Coe and Willie Nelson. Absolutely wild.

    • @combatwombat594
      @combatwombat594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shit I'd tell the dude I'd pay him to just ride around in the car with me and tell stories lol

    • @cardioandfriends
      @cardioandfriends 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got to meet the guy at the end of American dad who says “Bye have a beautiful time!”

    • @Slothface
      @Slothface 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@combatwombat594 why are you americans always so impressed by gangs and thugs

    • @countvronsky4025
      @countvronsky4025 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cardioandfriends Think we could get the full story there? I'd rather smoke with that guy, honestly.

    • @o0_VanYsH_0o
      @o0_VanYsH_0o 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      While the Hell's Angels do have a wicked reputation, I can only imagine the stories some of them have. God, how I'd love to hear some of those around a campfire, lol.

  • @jamesfrain8318
    @jamesfrain8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    The only time I ever used lyft he started talking about his suicidal thoughts and shit and all I could think of was "don't turn into oncoming traffic"

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Maybe that's why he started doing Lyft. With other people in the car it might make it harder for him to cave in and kill himself as he has to kill someone else as well

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Holy fuck

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Hope they’re doing ok.

    • @jay-d8g3v
      @jay-d8g3v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@ShadowEclipse777 that's a ticking time bomb if I ever seent one

    • @flaminflamango5900
      @flaminflamango5900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ShadowEclipse777 yikes

  • @germanshorts3476
    @germanshorts3476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8053

    I can’t believe that people like this genuinely exist in the world

    • @tarun2298
      @tarun2298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      wait you can't?!?!?!? damn that's crazy😮

    • @stoned6458
      @stoned6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      My dad is like this i wouldn't wish it to my worst enemy tbh

    • @stoned6458
      @stoned6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I even got heart problems as a teen because of him stressing me i hope I don't die early because of this jackass , but hopefully i save enough to move out soon.

    • @HR15DE
      @HR15DE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      actualy we are living in our bubble. world is filled with disgusting events and people. if you can live in your "bliss" bubble you are lucky and doing great

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Only in America

  • @Swoost
    @Swoost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6132

    As someone who drove Lyft for years, you're far more likely to have a horror story as a driver than a passenger lol

    • @ytodysm4893
      @ytodysm4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I’ve been considering trying it since I’ve been delivering with DoorDash and UberEats, but the horror stories scare the poop out of me.

    • @Swoost
      @Swoost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@ytodysm4893 99% of the time its fine, a lot of people just sit there on phone, some people want to talk to you but i dont really mind it. i just never felt like i could listen to my phone or whatever and be distracted like you prolly can with deliveries. if you do it strategically im sure you can make a lot more for a few hours than deliveries though like going to events or bar hours or driving in the middle of the night when theres not a lot of drivers. the one thing i feel though is delivery drivers probably get tipped a lot more, i probably got tipped 5-10% of the time driving lyft, usually just a few dollars but if you do events and stuff youre more likely to have someone hand you a 10 or 20. its really a night gig, daytime driving generally sucks its usually people with no car who use it daily and thus dont tip and are just going to store or work relatively close by. ive noticed in delivery apps u usually have to set a tip before you order, while with lyft they can tip through app afterwards which makes them a lot more comfortable not giving you anything

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I imagine it's a math thing. There are like 100 passengers for every 1 driver.

    • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
      @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thats just statistics

    • @ytodysm4893
      @ytodysm4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Swoost hey, thanks for the well-articulated and thought out response. I absorbed it and appreciate it!

  • @WillyNelson-r2g
    @WillyNelson-r2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    The “NO MORE POMEGRANATES” teacher’s life has really went downhill after she lost her teaching job

    • @MrPsychic8472
      @MrPsychic8472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That teacher wasn't having a meltdown, she was giving a demonstration over how people hate the word "NO"

    • @WillyNelson-r2g
      @WillyNelson-r2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrPsychic8472 wow I never knew that!!!! I just thought she was a psycho!!! Lol 😂

    • @poopsie117
      @poopsie117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yea apparently that lady put on that ‘no pomegranates’ thing as a demonstration/acting bit for her class, like she wasnt psycho lool. Just without context for her class she obviously looks insane but turns out she was just putting on a show.

    • @Caboose4859
      @Caboose4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MrPsychic8472 IIRC, it was actually a demonstration on positive and negative reinforcement

    • @minos7308
      @minos7308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaooo

  • @ALGTuRTle
    @ALGTuRTle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4260

    This woman is screaming EXACTLY like Eric Cartman. Looks like him too.

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Uncanny resemblance

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Just shows how talented those writers are.

    • @4rdency
      @4rdency 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cmon man, don't insult Eric like that. He's too good to be compared to her

    • @jagermeister-3812
      @jagermeister-3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Eric Cartman if he was transginger

    • @austinpat2570
      @austinpat2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i respect and love your statement but as a fine connoisseur of retards i think she has far more resemblance to bobby from king of the hill

  • @frankiesilverman
    @frankiesilverman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    The best part that you’re missing is that the song on the radio is Stealers Wheel’s “Stuck in the Middle with you”. Chefs kiss

    • @nathanstuart9267
      @nathanstuart9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣
      th-cam.com/video/R_eXQAQ3H5M/w-d-xo.html

    • @Skillengoogy
      @Skillengoogy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nathanstuart9267 uncool

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why does my left ear suddenly hurt?

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Side effect of the brown note. Hopefully you at least had a change of underwear...

    • @frankiesilverman
      @frankiesilverman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Can’t not think about it whenever the song comes on 😂

  • @MikeApollo1
    @MikeApollo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    The squealing sounds like someone that hasn't spoken a single word in over 7 Years trying to Scream.

    • @anti-stressbot8867
      @anti-stressbot8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact: Not talking for years does not make you lose your voice, apparently

    • @kremitthefrag5718
      @kremitthefrag5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's what it sounds like when someone fucks up their vocal chords

    • @nathanstuart9267
      @nathanstuart9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣
      th-cam.com/video/R_eXQAQ3H5M/w-d-xo.html

    • @Omnihilo_
      @Omnihilo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If my neighbors file a complaint over the sound barrier obliterating laugh I just belted out at the combination of your comment, username, and pfp I’m coming to your house and hiding legos under your carpet and mattress.

  • @Flop_Studios
    @Flop_Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Her air exhale attempt at screaming was literally how I tried to yell for help in a dream and my lungs didn't work

    • @dingas4979
      @dingas4979 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you just brought me back into some terrible memories lmaoo

    • @slyfii
      @slyfii ปีที่แล้ว

      HELP HAHA

  • @cloudyboy1756
    @cloudyboy1756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Charlie’s room is evolving.

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its pretty cool tbh

    • @satanhimself4005
      @satanhimself4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wtf

    • @oreodood4978
      @oreodood4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@satanhimself4005 what is this bot doing😂😂😂😂 *turns out it’s charlie*

    • @noahdavis8559
      @noahdavis8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I miss the life-sized Watto doll

    • @luffy-sama3686
      @luffy-sama3686 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit sherlock

  • @weirdnessfades
    @weirdnessfades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    When she screams "get out of the car now" I can't help but think of that meme where they're at the hospital and the man screams get out of the car now, and the girl's just sitting there like "that's not where I wanted to go" and all

    • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
      @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      havent heard of that one, it is saucey?

    • @weirdnessfades
      @weirdnessfades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 this is the video:
      th-cam.com/video/2unor6W4XRM/w-d-xo.html

    • @fnutek3720
      @fnutek3720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I mean the woman is in the wrong in that video though, sadly the guy just has a short temper. But she tried to uber scam him lol.

    • @weirdnessfades
      @weirdnessfades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fnutek3720 Yee, just saying her screaming get out of my car now reminded me of that video xD

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Except he was infinitely more respectable and she was egging him on the entire time until she started recording.

  • @tnovuh
    @tnovuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Y'know how parents hit you with the "I'll turn this car right around" or the "I'll drop you off right here and leave"?
    Yeah...this woman actually did it. Actual psychopath

    • @Julka-xk8cz
      @Julka-xk8cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you're calling it like its normal parent behaviour thats some psychopath sh*t man

    • @tnovuh
      @tnovuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Julka-xk8cz Idk man parents be crazy sometimes lmao

    • @abdieljose09
      @abdieljose09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Julka-xk8cz i think it’s pretty common

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Julka-xk8cz I guess it's some pretty fucked up stuff, but I remember once when I was like 8-10ish? That my dad pulled that one on me, and I got out of the car and started walking away. I remember thinking stuff like "I'm on my own now, I'm never gonna see them again," but thankfully like 20 seconds later when I had reached the corner he reversed and picked me back up (he didn't drive away or anything, I think he just expected me to come back.) Thankfully my dad was very amused and told me that he'd never want me to go and that I love you, etc etc

    • @kaikingsland
      @kaikingsland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol, my dad actually has dropped me off on our way home once cause he was mad. Had to walk back. Though I at least had a sidewalk he dropped me off at; and we were pretty close to home by that point

  • @VictorF0326
    @VictorF0326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    A spokesperson for Lyft told TooFab: "Safety is fundamental to Lyft, and the incident shown in the video is concerning.
    "We have reached out to the rider to offer our support and have suspended the driver's account pending a complete investigation."
    kekW

    • @ObitoSigma
      @ObitoSigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm glad they found this... "concerning."

    • @ethansmith3229
      @ethansmith3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hit Lyft with a case

    • @carbongaming8448
      @carbongaming8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m surprised they didn’t say “this woman is being brought on charges for reckless driving and endangering her passenger’s life and will fully cooperate in the legal proceedings”

  • @PipEnigma
    @PipEnigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    “Sorry to hit you with the surprise replay” it’s okay Charlie, your editor has been doing the same thing to us for the past few videos

    • @danielvlach2634
      @danielvlach2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Past few 20 videos

    • @pepre7594
      @pepre7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      pretty sure it's a problem with Twitch VODs

    • @puns4days
      @puns4days 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@pepre7594 even if it is, it should be edited out

    • @pepre7594
      @pepre7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@puns4days someone would need to go through potentially hours of video to find all of them to do that. I'd imagine the VODs are just directly uploaded from Twitch

    • @type1life304
      @type1life304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@pepre7594 assuming they're making more than the average working Joe, then yeah they probably should

  • @arnoldc7585
    @arnoldc7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    I took an Uber once at around 10 PM and the Uber driver was so high that confessed wanting to kill his wife and how he would’ve done it if it wasn’t because she found out and called the police. He said that she found the bag that he was gonna use to suffocate her and found inside gloves, a knife and rope (apparently, he had already threatened her to do it this way). Then, out of nowhere he takes out a bag and says “a bag like this” and looked at me with a smile. We were in the middle of nowhere when he said it. I genuinely thought that I was going to die that day.

    • @ADogNamedStay
      @ADogNamedStay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      LMFAO

    • @daphenomenalz4100
      @daphenomenalz4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      God :0
      Glad he didn't hurt u

    • @daphenomenalz4100
      @daphenomenalz4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ADogNamedStay what's so funny about that

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s why you bring a piece with you everywhere man

    • @idk-ml4yt
      @idk-ml4yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@daphenomenalz4100 he’s laughing in excitement that he didn’t die

  • @timothyalexanderlewis
    @timothyalexanderlewis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    The inflatable clown is not in the passenger seat it is in fact in the drivers seat

  • @riqueoak7256
    @riqueoak7256 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    That harpy's screech reminded me of the old school video of the crazy german kid playing Unreal Tournament.

  • @Hsaffff
    @Hsaffff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2795

    Lil update for the bois, This Karen is currently suspended from LYFT and She is under investigation as we speak. Also the dude that got abandoned on the highway was compensated for there troubles by LYFT

    • @oliverdoes8637
      @oliverdoes8637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      huuuuge

    • @kanati1133
      @kanati1133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Another happy ending

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      He honestly should sue the platform, even though they're contracted out. Lyft should know better than to hire mentally unstable drivers.

    • @absolutelegend9430
      @absolutelegend9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is a W

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@KingNefiiria Because you can totally catch things like this in a background check... Not every karen acts like this daily and most people don't instinctually whip their phone out to record confrontations like this nor would it usually make public record. I wouldn't expect a service like lift or uber to actually track down old employers for every employee they have.

  • @ApricotFroot
    @ApricotFroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5268

    she sounds like naruto english dub lmaoooo

    • @PandaPanda-lm7vx
      @PandaPanda-lm7vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      you are spot on

    • @sachiboss7374
      @sachiboss7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I thought you were a fan account lol

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      it hasnt started yet but i "believe it"

    • @Reflection246
      @Reflection246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      “I’ve got it all on camera too,BELIEVE IT”

    • @CantwalkJoestar
      @CantwalkJoestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Holy fk it's Froot!

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Now he's gotta story to tell his grandchildren about. The time a gremlin-elephant crossbreed nearly killed him before dumping him on the interstate

    • @nathanstuart9267
      @nathanstuart9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BASHURVERSE DESERVED IT FOR BEING UNVACCINATED RIP BOZO LOL 😂🤣🤣
      th-cam.com/video/R_eXQAQ3H5M/w-d-xo.html

    • @energydragon1147
      @energydragon1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

  • @spiltmilk0204
    @spiltmilk0204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    as someone who has extreme anxiety when it comes to cars, both the way this woman was driving and how she kicked the dude out would’ve probably given me a panic attack

    • @Orng9987
      @Orng9987 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ik this is two years later, but same. :[ I legitimately tensed up when she started to pull over, like people getting angry while driving is one of those things that always send me into a panicky state.

  • @Jempai
    @Jempai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Driving barefoot, speeding, driving recklessly, and abandoning a passenger on the side of a freeway? This woman shouldn't just lose her job, she should be in a prison.

    • @holidayin7962
      @holidayin7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’ve driven barefoot when I wore heels to work I didn’t know that was a bad thing I’m sorry

    • @sams9462
      @sams9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She makes nothing so if she where to get fired it wouldn’t do to much

    • @Hunter_Snowfang
      @Hunter_Snowfang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I mean. Losing her license would be enough. That’d hurt her more. lol

    • @dill_pickle_85
      @dill_pickle_85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I mean the barefoot thing is debatable, but speeding and just being reckless should be enough to get some sort of punishment.

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@holidayin7962 I think the worst thing you’ll get out of driving barefoot is dirty feet

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Its terrifying people like this are allowed behind a wheel.

    • @ballsdeep9400
      @ballsdeep9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This chick almost crashed trying to reach back

    • @haitex6296
      @haitex6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      K racist

    • @Jack-zt1sr
      @Jack-zt1sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@haitex6296 No u.

    • @haitex6296
      @haitex6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Economics k

    • @haitex6296
      @haitex6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Economics racist?

  • @Cruto94
    @Cruto94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    She deserves all the stars in my opinion.
    Clearly this was part of a dark tourism experience.

    • @gang12325
      @gang12325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or a fat 1 star

    • @haitex6296
      @haitex6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K racist?

    • @gang12325
      @gang12325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haitex6296 who?

    • @Cruto94
      @Cruto94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gang12325 His mom

    • @kusanagi-no-tachi5303
      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gang12325 Scheiße

  • @kombuchas4684
    @kombuchas4684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This unlocked a memory I completely forgot. A couple of years ago I was in an uber with my friend and the driver asks if we're university students. We say yes, and the driver calls us smart. He then proceeds to go on a rant yelling that all people with low IQ should be killed. We were preached why eugenics and genetic cleansing should be a thing for like 20 minutes.

    • @schaab7203
      @schaab7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats kind scary, but at least you have a interesting uber story

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ROFL at thinking university students are automatically smart. Was extremely disappointed when I got there. The bar is currently: do you have shit tons of money, or are you willing to get 5000 miles deep into debt? Ok, you're in.

  • @koob6747
    @koob6747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    My worst experience with lift was after I left Epcot my mom and I didn’t want to park so we took a lyft and our driving was falling asleep behind the wheel swerving lanes and then started snorting something to keep himself awake, 100% top 3 scariest moments of my life

  • @drysoup3017
    @drysoup3017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    If Charlie compliments you, you're an accomplished person

    • @dynamitena
      @dynamitena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In only one month you’ve been able to comment 440 times on one channel holy shit

    • @drysoup3017
      @drysoup3017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dynamitena uh..

    • @nathanaeljordan6210
      @nathanaeljordan6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dynamitena he be grinding

    • @JustAGuy85
      @JustAGuy85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dynamitena Kid needs those likes.

    • @MOCCHA101
      @MOCCHA101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Oh HEEEEELLLL NO! She doesn’t deserve just to be permanently banned, she deserves jail WTF

  • @wheezing.
    @wheezing. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:26
    I like how “stuck in the middle with you” is playing lol

  • @dkg2006
    @dkg2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I find it crazy that people are still so insane that Charlie has to censor the license plate to prevent harassment

    • @VanTesla
      @VanTesla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Given this video is out and by some people report been on local news. The driver most definitely lost any job/career in Lyft of similar sharing service. Also if given to police she definitely got a ticket or at least a warning and a now marked for any later issues if involved.
      So outside of say possibly suspending license temporarily or retaking drivers license as a punishment. The fool has damaged themselves enough.

    • @phoenixtrite5068
      @phoenixtrite5068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @You have to know No one cares

    • @DankoleClouds
      @DankoleClouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @You have to know Get out of here with your damn Isis recruitment videos.

    • @Prince_Squirp
      @Prince_Squirp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He shouldve done that anyway tf

    • @cyanbug3021
      @cyanbug3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phoenixtrite5068 what was the video about

  • @FrostyFin
    @FrostyFin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    She put the crime scene tape all over her car because her driving was criminally bad.

  • @snr.froggymooopew7781
    @snr.froggymooopew7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    She sounds like Cartman when they’re trying to get him his shots.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reeeee
      REEEEEEEE
      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @ashleyashley9405
      @ashleyashley9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @tsundear1731
      @tsundear1731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaj7135 C'MERE BOY!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XDDDD

    • @ethank-l4930
      @ethank-l4930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that from the most recent season

  • @RPDSfinest
    @RPDSfinest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The driver didn't will an accident into existence, from his sober perspective he likely anticipated the vehicles trajectory. Good drivers with solid spatial awareness can spot an accident before it happens a mile away.

    • @kdawg3484
      @kdawg3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly. The guy with enough driving experience and attention to the cars around him to predict an accident ahead of time is the guy I want driving me 100% of the time.

    • @davidt1d
      @davidt1d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah he’s a god

    • @ADDMATTable
      @ADDMATTable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus keep in mind the uber driver has probably driven that road and has seen more than once people doing that there. Good driver.

    • @andrewhayes8017
      @andrewhayes8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn I didn’t know you were in the car with him as well that’s so cool. Thanks for the input

    • @Vaigue
      @Vaigue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidt1d I'll take this explanation before anything else. The dude is playing on creative mode in real life.

  • @weebsquit347
    @weebsquit347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    That lady is a living bob-omb. Her fuse almost reached the exploding point.

    • @flugelchannel237
      @flugelchannel237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nice pfp

    • @Quantum7R
      @Quantum7R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah I can tell by your profile picture you're a man of culture as well

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You disrespected Futaba with that pfp buddy.

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevinc.cucumber3697 what's wrong with the pfp?

    • @beansteak9892
      @beansteak9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottbecker4367 derpixion

  • @aowlHoot
    @aowlHoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2853

    uber and lyft are just gacha games, you never know who you might get a 3 star crazy driver or a 5 star nice guy

    • @FSSmash
      @FSSmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That's a great way of putting it yeah

    • @anti-stressbot8867
      @anti-stressbot8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

    • @forTehMemes
      @forTehMemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve never had any issues thankfully but sometimes I wish I got that wacky goofy one at least once

    • @masrr3678
      @masrr3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What the hell is a gacha game

    • @coolestburrito3487
      @coolestburrito3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@masrr3678 I don’t want to call you stupid, but seriously?

  • @dr.z1657
    @dr.z1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This is why I _NEVER_ put anything in the trunk of a ride share or cab and always low key record the entire time. His first tip off to just immediately walk away should have been the blow up doll in the passenger seat instead of a sign stuck to the window that says no passengers up front. Jesus.

    • @dandy10195
      @dandy10195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the doll is probably there to make it look like there are two passengers so she can use the hoa lane and speed even more lmao

    • @Subvac
      @Subvac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wise words Dr. Z

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nothing wrong with a halloween decoration in the front passenger seat. If anything it's more polite than a 'passive aggressive' sounding sign. Could come off a lot worse if there wasn't any indication and they just abruptly tell you to sit in the back, would seem more personal but this way lets you know it's the same rule for everybody.

    • @bonfist7277
      @bonfist7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DrakeOola I’d be more pissed to see some shit occupying a seat to keep me from sitting there than to be politely asked, “may you please sit in the back seat instead.”

    • @username4735
      @username4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bonfist7277 why would you be pissed? Either is polite Jesus lol

  • @панкқоян
    @панкқоян 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Used a uber once and this dude was unironicaly from Croatia, had a bunch of flags, Balkin music playing and Croat things all over and even told us.

  • @antwonmartinez8520
    @antwonmartinez8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I was staying in a hotel in San Francisco and we wanted to go to the beach and got a Lyft. We got in the mans car and my mom was halfway in the car when he started stepping on the gas almost dropping my mom. (She was also pregnant) Then the guy took like 2 hours to get to the beach (wasn’t even 30 mins away). My mom got charged like $70 for the ride. My mom called Lyft and got her money back and also got that mf fired.

    • @daphenomenalz4100
      @daphenomenalz4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was she fine?

    • @antwonmartinez8520
      @antwonmartinez8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@daphenomenalz4100 yeah she fine she just got hella scared

    • @bonfist7277
      @bonfist7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Your first mistake was being in San Francisco

    • @AK-nc4ul
      @AK-nc4ul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@antwonmartinez8520 your story reminds me of an encounter I had with a French taxi cab driver and my own mother in Paris once. He did the same but we couldn't really do much...

    • @edorpostma2074
      @edorpostma2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How tf do you get "half pregnant"?

  • @a_sconefield
    @a_sconefield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    charlie, I wasn't ready for that surprise instant replay and I shit myself. you owe me a pair of pants and a gaming chair

    • @Is_It_
      @Is_It_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shorts-TNXtkwZKn4?feature=share😇

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did warn you about the brown note before replaying it. Unfortunate but you should've listened to the warnings...

  • @JohnDoe-uf3lj
    @JohnDoe-uf3lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    That passenger took it like a fucking champ. Props to him for being so polite.

  • @XxShadowsPrimexX
    @XxShadowsPrimexX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was in a uber and the guy was high as balls. He had some binaural beats playing and would close his eyes and meditate at the red light.

  • @ChinChan912
    @ChinChan912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Fun fact: Being the peak of method acting, Charlie also known as officer Greg actually died in TLOTG and all of this is pre-recorded

    • @jenskessen5278
      @jenskessen5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nonono he clearly revealed to us he was brought back by a necromancer on set after actually dying for the scene
      So he be livin
      I rest my case

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude. No.😠😆

  • @windowstaskmanager5349
    @windowstaskmanager5349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I guess even being a millitary spouse doesn't pay Karen's bills

    • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
      @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      please dont tell me thats what she was... please dont tell me shes a spouse to another human being. Let alone, a honorable person like one currently serving.

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 I'd like to think that the higher enlisted would know better then to marry, that. That just mean that some poor private has to deal with that. I don't know which is worse.

    • @Nowhennowherenoworry
      @Nowhennowherenoworry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he came back after that, he would divorce.

  • @junjiito337
    @junjiito337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Her getting banned from Lyft is nothing how isn’t there charges against her

    • @engihere5434
      @engihere5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      People are stupid

    • @720pLyrics
      @720pLyrics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There*

    • @deltashot5608
      @deltashot5608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      because even the jail doesnt want her

  • @mommakimmins5554
    @mommakimmins5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your dry delivery and joke after joke had my stomach hurting laughing. I needed a good laugh, so thanks for providing. It was quality content.

  • @fistofjustice13
    @fistofjustice13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    This is no joking matter, Karen's are now evolving into Lyft drivers. They work with the manager now.

    • @excruciatingorgasm9976
      @excruciatingorgasm9976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god

    • @sploog
      @sploog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and then they evolve into the manager and end civilization

    • @fistofjustice13
      @fistofjustice13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sploog We are returning to Monke, whether we want to or not.

    • @The.Original.Potatocakes
      @The.Original.Potatocakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No! That’s a sjw

    • @jan-mg5ug
      @jan-mg5ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@The.Original.Potatocakes lmao def not

  • @dylanfarris7647
    @dylanfarris7647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I always wonder how people have fucked their lives up so much that they have to regress into pigs to survive.

    • @colmodriscoll6883
      @colmodriscoll6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Regress into pigs to survive 😂

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I figure that they are descendents of the pigs from Animal Farm who learned to imitate humans.

    • @exhydraboy2429
      @exhydraboy2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chadschmaltz9790 name checks out

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Highschool Careers Advisor:
    "Okay, so you have issues with aggression and anger management, you despise and reject authority, and you have major problems interacting with strangers.
    I suggest a customer-focussed service role that allows you to take other people lives in your hands. Have you considered being an Uber or Lyft driver?"

    • @ABCEasyas--
      @ABCEasyas-- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably this hag couldn’t hold down any other job, so being an independent contractor on Lyft was the only option.

  • @WesTheHunter
    @WesTheHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Funny how she's playing "Stuck In The Middle With You" By Gerry Rafferty and Stealers Wheel.
    "Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right, Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You"

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i've never been in any horrible rideshares but my mom and dad were in a cab in NYC on their way to dinner, but they had left late and so they told the driver when they had to be there, and so the driver picked up the pace. by picked up the pace i mean that when they turned a corner, the car momentarily went onto only two wheels. they still made it to dinner though, and at this part in the story my dad always adds "alive, to our surprise"

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love you're pfp!!! Bi gang!

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bionicbutter43 thanks :D

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this in an SUV or truck? If not I think your parents are exaggerating when they say the car went on two wheels. Cars are incredibly difficult to flip or get on two wheels unless you are trying to deliberately.

  • @altervisi7748
    @altervisi7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I'm also filming everything, so we have two angles on how stupid I am" lmaooooooo

  • @seraphinereal
    @seraphinereal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    the lady: "Get out of the car, GET OUT OF THE OIIINK OINK OINK OINK SQUEEEEL"
    the guy: lol ok cope

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I wonder if she was considering a good old fashioned "REEEEEE" but decided it would be too much of a cliché, so in the heat of the moment settled on doing an impression of a pig burning alive.

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this should be top comment lmao

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @artistkami7157
      @artistkami7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C O P E seethe M A L D

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She didn’t even at least dropped him off at a corner or anything nope right on the Interstate.

  • @Mister_Meister_
    @Mister_Meister_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She sounds like Cartman screaming “MEEEEEERRRRRRMMMMM”

  • @orphicorchid5712
    @orphicorchid5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Damn, my dad used to be an Uber and Lyft driver at night when money was hard, poor man tore his dream car apart doing it, and he always had the creepiest and scariest stories he'd tell us at like 3 AM. Man has had passengers drunk off their asses all the time and has had to take them to the shadiest locations and was threatened by crazy ex's with guns or got his car stuck in a ditch on freaky roads in pitch blackness. He stopped for good after some of the shit he had to go through.

  • @thejoker5755
    @thejoker5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    The only "Bad" experiences I've ever had in an uber are the people who are just overly religious and won't shut up about their religion to me lol but that's literally it

    • @anti-stressbot8867
      @anti-stressbot8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

    • @drysoup3017
      @drysoup3017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Religions are like...

    • @SimonPetrikov12
      @SimonPetrikov12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      you mean like these bots that won't shut up with their links?

    • @redhairedgodlybeast3143
      @redhairedgodlybeast3143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@SimonPetrikov12 yes. There are even bots self promoting their own religions.

    • @pokepe12
      @pokepe12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A uber driver actually told me of a terrible client he had. The guy got in his car completely drunk and started sexually harassing him and making sexual gestures throughtout the whole trip.
      There sure are terrible drivers, but terrible passengers exist as well.

  • @catsaregamers8015
    @catsaregamers8015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Meanwhile I'm thinking, why don't I have any wacky stories. *Realizing I don't go outside*

    • @Is_It_
      @Is_It_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shorts-TNXtkwZKn4?feature=share😧

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, yah kinda? Maybe? Probably.

  • @Jay-ti8vs
    @Jay-ti8vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that squealing she does sounds like a 3 year old not being able to get their favorite power ranger toy from the local walmart, she goes from pissed off old lady to crying toddler within seconds

  • @m3taphyz1kal
    @m3taphyz1kal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I once got in the wrong car after getting off the T in Boston , I laughed, she laughed and she decided to drive me to my rooming house because she thought it was the funniest thing to happen. Tbh, that’s likely an insanely dangerous situation to be in

    • @m3taphyz1kal
      @m3taphyz1kal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boston is a strange city and a phenomenal city to live in

    • @daphenomenalz4100
      @daphenomenalz4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      :0
      Imagine she was a robber

    • @Spooks_and_Gooks
      @Spooks_and_Gooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was she hot tho?

  • @DoubleXwel
    @DoubleXwel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Prophet Jesus Charlie meets Prophet Uber Driver: this event will be written in the annals of history.

    • @anti-stressbot8867
      @anti-stressbot8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

    • @emerymcevoy3997
      @emerymcevoy3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is the Kwizats Haderach!

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Jesus Charlie meets Prophet Uber Driver will be remembered as the years go by

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *In the anals of history

  • @DarksideSleemo
    @DarksideSleemo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Sorry to hit you with the surprise replay on the jumbo-tron." Lmfao. I can't even any more.

  • @phillawrence5148
    @phillawrence5148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Driving barefoot is illegal where i am from. What a vile creature

  • @charliebarajas8238
    @charliebarajas8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Listening to Charlie compliment someone that everyone else would flip off is the most satisfying thing to hear by far.

  • @cacomelon4768
    @cacomelon4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:58 she transformed into donald duck for a second.

  • @that_dude7268
    @that_dude7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I feel like this driver could do a crazy Naruto impression she literally has the same voice as the voice actress

  • @Vaerah
    @Vaerah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lacking the full context here, I'm impressed with how well he remains calm in the midst of a raging Karen banishing him on a freeway. But it's gotta be so surreal seeing her fully thriving in her habitat like that, I might laugh it off in person too.

  • @TheOscarino98
    @TheOscarino98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "stuck in the middle with you" is just the perfect OST for this video

  • @Heckinwhatonearth
    @Heckinwhatonearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've had a Didi driver who barely spoke English, which is fine, but he was drenched in sweat, and wanted to avoid a busy street in Melbourne CBD because he was freaking out, then proceeded to cut off a bunch of cars, drive in the wrong late and almost wrecked into somebody, gave him 5 stars was a wild ride lmao

  • @TrungTran-wy4nd
    @TrungTran-wy4nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She is a lyft driver by day, a street racer by night.

    • @hakipower8258
      @hakipower8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't blame her, she has 4 street races attend to.

  • @ArtificialFertilizer
    @ArtificialFertilizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that I got an Uber ad on this video

  • @GingyyFPS
    @GingyyFPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    when he said "...like their still trying to play 'hot crossed buns' " I laughed, cried, and threw my recorder with 5 ribbons on it. that was the one song i couldn't play on the recorder for some fucking reason.

    • @solarmoth4628
      @solarmoth4628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why do public schools force children to practice on the worst instrument possible?

    • @GingyyFPS
      @GingyyFPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@solarmoth4628 i honestly don’t know, I’d rather play on the sax, or the kazoo

    • @GingyyFPS
      @GingyyFPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @You have to know wtf

    • @GingyyFPS
      @GingyyFPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshroehl6098 wtf are you guys on

  • @DouHasArrived
    @DouHasArrived 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:58 my gay doctor when he's checking my balls if I have testicle cancer but he gets distracted

    • @FluffyFemBread
      @FluffyFemBread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Proof?

    • @TheRealBelovianna
      @TheRealBelovianna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FluffyFemBread Can confirm, I was the doctor 😂 emphasis on was.

  • @cooldude2251
    @cooldude2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    6:18 this looks like a cutscene transition into gameplay. I expected him to say "aw shiiit" before getting a pop up notification about calling a cab.

  • @superpuncher5480
    @superpuncher5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lyft drivers ive gotten: "Hey i hope you have fun while you are here, man :)"
    This lyft driver: "SQQQUUUUEEEEEEEE"

  • @MrCrazyeyes07
    @MrCrazyeyes07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Oh my god, we are living in a simulation.”
    -Charlie, 2021

  • @dondraco4819
    @dondraco4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    She definitely got five stars….. I’m talking wanted level she’s nuts-o for the clutch, yo

  • @callmecharlie4250
    @callmecharlie4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Worst experience was when we called for a car with three seats to get home from a school event, but the lady showed up with an "emotional support friend" and had my sister sit in my mom's lap. She was practically as tall as her and the buckle wasn't able to fit around them both. It was an all around uncomfortable and dangerous experience.

    • @Dutchmaster707
      @Dutchmaster707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lady had to be white

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dutchmaster707 I mean, yeah, but I don't see how that's relevant.

    • @LordDucarius
      @LordDucarius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dutchmaster707 White people built your country so pshhh and be thankful for what they Made possible 4 u

    • @Dutchmaster707
      @Dutchmaster707 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LordDucarius that’s not historically factual

    • @LordDucarius
      @LordDucarius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dutchmaster707 So Tell me who invented the steam engine, the car, industrial elictricity, computers etc?

  • @misspiggy9647
    @misspiggy9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The caution tape would be a red flag for me out of the gate.

    • @humanleader184
      @humanleader184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i like to imagine she thinks she's some kind of badass and put up the tape for the safety of the passengers

  • @StormySparkler
    @StormySparkler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Damn, Gibby really let himself go

  • @brodericksiz625
    @brodericksiz625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I can actually predict other drivers' behaviour like Charlie's uber driver in the beginning story. I had several times episodes in which cars that were not acting particularly out of the norm gave me weird vibes and I observed them, thinking "this guy's about to do x" and then they do x a few seconds later.
    If you drive often and pay a lot of attention to your surroundings, your brain is going to subconsciously gather a lot of information that your conscious self is not going to process alone, and then that subconscious information will manifest as these weird hunches that will then come true.
    It's pretty amazing but it's not supernatural or weird, as it is just pattern recognition that happens on a subconscious level. I drive very often and this kind of stuff happens pretty regularly to me, so I always listen to this "instinct" and I've avoided several accidents doing that over the years.

    • @foreignrepublic2122
      @foreignrepublic2122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here just not with driving

    • @Cherb123456
      @Cherb123456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great read, thanks

    • @vashsavage8001
      @vashsavage8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Book "The Art of Fear" is for you, my friend, give it a read. Explains all you are trying to.

    • @brodericksiz625
      @brodericksiz625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vashsavage8001 Thanks for the recommendation, I'll gladly look into it

    • @beafraid2951
      @beafraid2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I've been driving 6 years but drive about 95 miles 5 days a week. I often have someone next to me and im like "I'm going to get over another lane, he seems sketchy" and then they do something awful. Caught an accident like that on my dash cam once. Pretty crazy stuff. Guy was just chilling in his lane going about 80 on the highway, must have reached for something or fell asleep or something, cause next thing I knew he slammed into the concrete barrier, swerved back into the lane and lost control, slammed into the guy in the next lane, then slammed into the barrier again and then came to a stop finally. I think like 5 cars got damaged because of that shit. Pretty wild stuff.

  • @corvoattano1094
    @corvoattano1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Charlie would be a fun Lyft driver to have

    • @anti-stressbot8867
      @anti-stressbot8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never let the bad people talk you into doing what they want you to do!

    • @hanfreeman
      @hanfreeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao I'm in a band, wanna hear some of my music? Some call me internet jesus, I prefer charlie.

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @tacoslord838
      @tacoslord838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wouldn't be able to see the road

  • @Wupazz
    @Wupazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was lucky to be on the toilet when that brown note came out.

  • @Tatt3dWonTV
    @Tatt3dWonTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    100% this has to be in Florida. I stand corrected its Tennessee.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Close enough

    • @12runes
      @12runes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty much anywhere in the southeast

  • @devansnider7793
    @devansnider7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Uber driver: that guys about to hit the median
    Charlie: What is this Cash Cab scenario I am in

  • @datwunfool2503
    @datwunfool2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know, sometimes it's worth paying more for an actual taxi.

    • @jurb417
      @jurb417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      honestly. now a days taxis are probably cheaper depending on how far and where you're going.

    • @ndanielsporter
      @ndanielsporter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you been in a taxi? Most of the taxi drivers I know drive like psychopaths on crack while also talking on the phone the whole time and being rude

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taxi was more expensive and out of the way for me.

  • @PotatoVariety
    @PotatoVariety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She went so high, her screech went all the way around and became negative.