1:24 They took down this poster after it was misread as that It was meant to say Anak Malaysia (Child of Malaysia), which they put up to celebrate Malaysia Day
0:33 translation: “every night and every morn, some to misery are born every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight some are born to sweet delight some are born to endless night” 3:28 translation: “the cube pub” 3:41 translation: “mint cucumber” 5:30 translation: “empty your pockets, wash, dry, fold, repeat” 7:29 translation: “love is love is love” 8:11 translation: “be grateful no fighting please and thank you share patience stay calm dream big speak kindly say ‘i love you’ tell the truth love deeply inseparable be happy be proud of yourself” + in big red letters: “FAMILY” 13:26 translation: “be prepared for an unforgettable ta…” there’s a subreddit for bad kerning called r/keming
It's honestly really easy to read. The only one that some people might not be able to interpret is the first one, but other than that 99 percent of veiwers will be able to read this.
5:01 it’s because you can’t read Chinese. It says “Aquarius” on it that’s why it has a drawing of a bottle.(Aquarius in Chinese is 水瓶座 and 水瓶 is water bottle)
5:09 The scented sachet has a cup on it because the cup is actually an image of the sign Aquarius. It's literally translated to "water cup sign" in Chinese, which is what they wrote in Chinese. It's not the design's fault, it's just a different language.
It's the design's fault for including that cup (which was needless, and suggests drink) and not putting anything informative in any other language. The only words there that are not in Chinese are Strawberry Sachet. Something to scent a drawer doesn't need to taste of anything.
Day 90 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
elmurz That would be equivalent to about 115 years. Since I am older than 5, combined with the fact that living to 100 is rare as well as global warming, that would be highly unlikely.
My parents house has that exact kind of vent cover in the middle of the kitchen as well. The dog always sleeps on it so instead of jamming your toe in the vent when cooking, you gotta clamber over the sleeping dog who refuses to move.
8:55 I might be wrong but I think that thing is from Spanish tradition, where people get inside giant puppets and walk around. They all look as terrible
4:25 venn diagram makes perfect sense. on the left you have the xbox and pc gamers, on the right you have the playstation and nintendo gamers. at their intersection in the middle is everyone that loves video games as they use all systems.
3:02 I had a middle school teacher that was capable of typing what it seems endlessly while looking at students. The entire class was amazed. Odds are other teachers called her in to prevent other students from cheating during finals. Edit: Her class had no tests other than a presentation about having a party with a given budget on a random day. As long as we did the budgeting correctly and everyone paid attention, you pass. From what I could tell, if the class laughed, you got a better grade. Think I made the class laugh, dunno.
8:45 sorry that was not outlawed in the geneva convention, at the moment only the extraction of the human soul is illegal. but the upcoming ghost possession and ghost employment act will make this illegal alongside a ghost being employed in similar manners or a ghost possessing living beings without their consent. hope this helps
I think this is what the blanket is supposed to say in the second post: "Every Night and Every Morn, Some to misery are born. Every morn and Every Night, Some are born to Sweet Delight. Some are born to Sweet Delight. Some are born to Endless Night."
2:59 Actually something I do, I open a writing program and look away with my keyboard and just type out my thoughts without looking at them to just unwind or to think of ideas, it really does help and work.
Also, with the chocolate chip straw one...maybe they're suggesting to make chocolate chip cookie milkshakes? You know, take some cookie dough ice cream, a little milk, some chocolate chips, and mix it all together? Because even if not...that sounds like the bomb! Seriously, we have a shake mixer. If I had the chocolate chips and the cookie dough ice cream right now, I'd go make it because I made myself thirsty for it.
for the blanket he was supposed to read left to right not randomly. here is the whole poem on the blanket: "every night and every morn some to misery are born, every morn and every night, some are born th sweet delight, some are born to endless night"
1:15 No I can tell you what happened because I run into it before renovating houses; The vent was located next to a wall as that is where ducts usually run, except they renovated the kitchen and wanted the stove there and now the vent is where it is. O-O
The most random things make me burst out laughing, just the phrase, " I know I wouldn't enjoy eating this minion but I just want to bite it's head off" set off a laughing fit.
That Tall People problems is the worst. I am 5'10 with a 6'1 wingspan. My high school had a dress code policy that no one could wear shorts that were shorter than your finger tips when your arms are at your sides. With my arms being disproportionate to my body that made every normal length shorts not be long enough for me to wear which means I had to scrunch my shoulders for 4 years just to be allowed to wear normal length shorts.
the blanket one at the beginning says "every night and every morn, some to misery are born. every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight, some are born to sweet delight. some are born to endless night"
7:07 that's a flood house. The bottom is basically an empty shell and the living quarters are above so floodwaters don't kill you. You see a lot of them near Galveston Island.
I did figure out the image of the person facing the wrong way from the computer it is "When your keyboard get so covered in jizz it sticks to your hands and all you can do is walk away in a mix of shame and pride"
No one will probably ever see this, but in 7:13, "the three story house", is built like that because there was time were some greedy rich and powerful people invented a tax for the amount of space a building used up on the ground, so people tried to lessen the tax by building houses which become more spacious when they are not directly on the ground. (the explanation sounds most likely more difficult than it had to be. I'm sorry)
0:47 it's not random words. It's a sort of poem: Every night and every morn', Some to misery are born, Every morn' and every night, Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to endless night.
what the blanket is suppost to say, i think "every night and every morn, some to misery are born. every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight(x2), some are born to sweet delight."
I love hearing the screams of humans while my favorite intro plays :)
r/mildlyinfuriating
R/Cursedcomments
R/holdup
Same, it's my favorite thing to do
yeag
“On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re my 2020” that’s not crappy design, it’s an insult
r/rareinsults
@Tristen Ferguson
uwu
@@treehousegames7903
owo?
@@stickboi922
owo~
@@treehousegames7903
Owo
Oh boy, that Snow White...
another reason why Kuzco is the best Disney princess
I thought it was Kronk that was the best princess?
@@tuesdaywithanh "No, no. He's got a point"
Slow White
I read kuzco as kazoo
His design choices for the house were much better than anyone in this vid, im pretty sure he even was going to add a waterfall
As someone living in Belgium.. No, we are definitely not okay.
as a german i see why
I think they are screaming because they saw a carpeted bathroom.
Belgium has quite a history with hell
As someone also living in Belgium..
Please help
Sorry to hear that neighbor
1:24 They took down this poster after it was misread as that
It was meant to say Anak Malaysia (Child of Malaysia), which they put up to celebrate Malaysia Day
MERDEKA!!
thanks for the context kim
No let’s kill my leader and Surrender to the Democratic south
Is "anak" just Malaysian? Because it means the same thing in Tagalog
A N A L M A L A S I A
0:33 translation:
“every night and every morn,
some to misery are born
every morn and every night,
some are born to sweet delight
some are born to sweet delight
some are born to endless night”
3:28 translation:
“the cube pub”
3:41 translation:
“mint cucumber”
5:30 translation:
“empty your pockets, wash, dry, fold, repeat”
7:29 translation:
“love is love is love”
8:11 translation:
“be grateful
no fighting
please and thank you
share
patience
stay calm
dream big
speak kindly
say ‘i love you’
tell the truth
love deeply
inseparable
be happy
be proud of yourself”
+ in big red letters: “FAMILY”
13:26 translation:
“be prepared for an unforgettable ta…”
there’s a subreddit for bad kerning called r/keming
You sure a savior, thank you
The messiah
HE IS THE MESSIAH!
He is the CHOSEN ONE
It's honestly really easy to read. The only one that some people might not be able to interpret is the first one, but other than that 99 percent of veiwers will be able to read this.
5:01 it’s because you can’t read Chinese. It says “Aquarius” on it that’s why it has a drawing of a bottle.(Aquarius in Chinese is 水瓶座 and 水瓶 is water bottle)
Let's face it, Belgium becoming hell would just be a big chocolate fondue
robin/emkay: says curse word
editors: :insert screaming noise of death:
"ble tae prepared for an unforgetta"
i have no idea why i almost died at that
5:09 The scented sachet has a cup on it because the cup is actually an image of the sign Aquarius. It's literally translated to "water cup sign" in Chinese, which is what they wrote in Chinese. It's not the design's fault, it's just a different language.
It's the design's fault for including that cup (which was needless, and suggests drink) and not putting anything informative in any other language. The only words there that are not in Chinese are Strawberry Sachet. Something to scent a drawer doesn't need to taste of anything.
"Robert The Sponge will haunt your dreams." "Good luck."
SpongeRobert CubeShorts
agreed
"I just wanna pee and get out of here, what is this crap?" - Robin, 2020
"im 4 foot 2" *two minutes later* "im 6 foot 4"
I’m sure Belgium is doing fine despite the screams. They got chocolate, so it should be fine right?
As a Belgian i can confirm...
That we aren't doing too good.
Unfortunately that's where you're wrong
We have chocolate, but it's not okay
1:24 lmaooooo it's supposed to be "anak" (child/children). Also ur invited wkwkwkwk
Day 90 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
My man is gonna reach 42069 day and THEN emkay will see this
elmurz That would be equivalent to about 115 years. Since I am older than 5, combined with the fact that living to 100 is rare as well as global warming, that would be highly unlikely.
@@awesomestyles r/iamverysmart
the do r/boneappletea here right?
YESSSSS
0:04 no we are not doing okay
yeah
Funfact that nobody cares about: This is my favorite subreddit.
Glad you're happy with this subreddit. :)
Same
I care
You are right!
Crappy design is as stressful as losing a LEGO place In a LEGO set
Its as stressful as the lego set NOT EVEN *HAVING A LEGO PEICE*
@@originalnameoriginallastna4266 true also if you lose your mini figure head
As a person from Belgium I can confidently say, No. We are not okay.
I as someone from Belgium can agree
Bonjour or Goedendag Belgium?
@@thats_totes_yeet_yo5281 Het goedendag gedeelte
@@teatime1697 Ah, cool, ik ben Nederlands. Altijd leuk om iemand te vinden die dezelfde taal spreekt haha
agreed
As a belgian citizen: we’re not
Okay🙃
@Katherine Dawkins wacht wat?
@Katherine Dawkins r/ihadastroke
Are the Germans at it again?
@@highspy6851 nope its out own country this time 🙃
All great things Belgium had anything to do with:
Chocolate
Beer
Waffles
3:31 I think it's supposed to say "The Cube Pub"? That is the worst
I read it as "Cut the Pube"
The screams are still continuing after the intro... Should I go check my basement it is not like children are in there...
1:24
Is actually "Anak Malaysia" which means "Children of Malaysia" ! Hearing my country pop in your video made my day!
Same
oral Malaysia
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dragonfly is red, not green.
yes, that's the point. and that was the joke he was trying to make.
Exactly.
r/whoosh
r/whooosh
@J Mo
Me: //sees your profile//
Me: YES!! WoF!!
“Call me crazy, dont call me carson”
edit: this comment aged like milk
Crazy
Carson
call me
My boyfriend’s name is Carson
Vehicle child
i love your guy's channel so much it just brings me so much joy and happiness lol ty for the year ive been around
"Hell Belgium"
Me realising I live in Hell: *This is fine.*
oh you're also from hell ? HELLo
HELLp us
@@water_chu500 why do you fart in HELLevators?
@@Teriyaki_Zombie cuz its HELLa funny
@@water_chu500 that is one HELLuvan answer!
7:13 people building homes in Bloxburg
My parents house has that exact kind of vent cover in the middle of the kitchen as well. The dog always sleeps on it so instead of jamming your toe in the vent when cooking, you gotta clamber over the sleeping dog who refuses to move.
"Call me crazy, not call me Carson" by God how a line can age
The weird house one could work, they used similar things in the Tudor times.
Should have been Hell Holland, they are the Netherlands!
8:55 I might be wrong but I think that thing is from Spanish tradition, where people get inside giant puppets and walk around. They all look as terrible
The screams thought the video are not pre-recorded screams.... They are the screams from the EMKAY basement of the people they didn't hire.
The thumbnail made me laugh so hard, so that means the entire video will be funny.
Is it normal that I understood almost. Every. Single. Post....?
4:25 venn diagram makes perfect sense. on the left you have the xbox and pc gamers, on the right you have the playstation and nintendo gamers. at their intersection in the middle is everyone that loves video games as they use all systems.
7:09 "That doesn't look structurally sound."
Medieval buildings: "AM I JOKE TO YOU!!!"
XD
3:27 I first read this as "cut the pube"
3:02 I had a middle school teacher that was capable of typing what it seems endlessly while looking at students. The entire class was amazed. Odds are other teachers called her in to prevent other students from cheating during finals.
Edit: Her class had no tests other than a presentation about having a party with a given budget on a random day. As long as we did the budgeting correctly and everyone paid attention, you pass. From what I could tell, if the class laughed, you got a better grade. Think I made the class laugh, dunno.
2:03 Perfect for two people to sit and talk to each other. (OK, social distancing...)
3:16 nothing but a fresh packet of cookie straws, my favorite
I have reached a peak of being here 17 seconds when it was posted.
Omg he’s done it
Thank you for not saying FiRsT
R/crappydesign + computer = r/softwaregore
R/softwaregore + people = r/ihadastroke
R/ihadastroke + reality = r/crappydesign
I love how, when that weird tiger thing laying in that one position, came on screen, you went from "oh- oh no" to just laughing maniacally.
8:45 sorry that was not outlawed in the geneva convention, at the moment only the extraction of the human soul is illegal. but the upcoming ghost possession and ghost employment act will make this illegal alongside a ghost being employed in similar manners or a ghost possessing living beings without their consent. hope this helps
Nobody:
People on r/crappy design making Pathways: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
i know how fix the pathways CUT THE TREE DOWN
peppa friends NOOOO
@@Sleepy_Warthunderhey wait a minute who gave you a phone with wifi?
@@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610 well i took it from scp 069
Day 163 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Yes
Agreed
100%
Correct
Ur still doing it lmaooo
7:15 When you realize that most medieval houses are actually built like this so its gotta be at least somewhat structurally sound
Not to that extreme
i think the wierd sign where it says cube, is supposed to say "the cube pube" or "the cube pub"
I think this is what the blanket is supposed to say in the second post:
"Every Night and Every Morn,
Some to misery are born.
Every morn and Every Night,
Some are born to Sweet Delight.
Some are born to Sweet Delight.
Some are born to Endless Night."
Hmmm, interesting.
i really really like the new editing style!!
the most terrifying thing is that not only someone projected it, but someone analized it and said "yeah that's good" and then builders did it.
what
He is having a stroke help him
Ok lol
“No, I don’t think I will.”
Day 6 of telling emkay is a best channel
2:59
Actually something I do, I open a writing program and look away with my keyboard and just type out my thoughts without looking at them to just unwind or to think of ideas, it really does help and work.
That fan-art you showed at the end should be the new channel logo! that's amazing!
grandma approved
i approve of grandma ashley
thanks granny
Epic
Thank you
ty grandma
15 MINUTES YES IM EARLY
You know what I'm here for. I'm here to make Robin suffer and scream, "NOAH! GET THE BOAT!" because everything is awful!
Also, with the chocolate chip straw one...maybe they're suggesting to make chocolate chip cookie milkshakes? You know, take some cookie dough ice cream, a little milk, some chocolate chips, and mix it all together? Because even if not...that sounds like the bomb! Seriously, we have a shake mixer. If I had the chocolate chips and the cookie dough ice cream right now, I'd go make it because I made myself thirsty for it.
My freezer has shelves that don't fit securely and fall whenever you put any amount of weight on them.
Can we all agree that "hell Belgium" just refers to Belgian Congo?
Poll: I SHOULD STAND MY GROUND
for the blanket he was supposed to read left to right not randomly. here is the whole poem on the blanket: "every night and every morn some to misery are born, every morn and every night, some are born th sweet delight, some are born to endless night"
1:15 No I can tell you what happened because I run into it before renovating houses; The vent was located next to a wall as that is where ducts usually run, except they renovated the kitchen and wanted the stove there and now the vent is where it is. O-O
1:30 Its Supposed To Be "Anak Malaysia"
Wich Means "Malaysian Kid"
I Can Confirm This, Im Indonesian.
Thanks bro
@@bacangkak np
The most random things make me burst out laughing, just the phrase, " I know I wouldn't enjoy eating this minion but I just want to bite it's head off" set off a laughing fit.
That Tall People problems is the worst. I am 5'10 with a 6'1 wingspan. My high school had a dress code policy that no one could wear shorts that were shorter than your finger tips when your arms are at your sides. With my arms being disproportionate to my body that made every normal length shorts not be long enough for me to wear which means I had to scrunch my shoulders for 4 years just to be allowed to wear normal length shorts.
the blanket one at the beginning says "every night and every morn, some to misery are born. every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight, some are born to sweet delight. some are born to endless night"
That every night one, the blanket, is actually a poem. A bit of a beautiful one at that.
I love the screams of the innocent while I look at an acurate picture of Belgium
These videos are one of the only things that make me happy in life. I wish I could be happy all the time but I can’t.
7:07 that's a flood house. The bottom is basically an empty shell and the living quarters are above so floodwaters don't kill you. You see a lot of them near Galveston Island.
Jasper: R/Crappydesign reminds me of R/Mildlyinfuriating
Metal Jasper: THATS THE POINT
Ive been studying graphics for a couple of months in school, and this subreddit mocks me
12:07 is actually just a sneak peek into the girl's bathroom stalls. They need to bring their friends because you need 3 people to unlock the stall
Always brightens my day when my fav narrator is on and the sun is shining 🥰💖🦄
I did figure out the image of the person facing the wrong way from the computer it is
"When your keyboard get so covered in jizz it sticks to your hands and all you can do is walk away in a mix of shame and pride"
Robin:hell belgium
Doomguy: loads shotgun with mutderous intent
"A mug of tea-tea..."
Filipinos: _W H E E Z E**_
3:50 A cup. Definitely a cup. It's cup-shaped and has a saucer.
Fridge shelves actually can't go all the way back, the way fridges work is the air needs to be able to circulate back there
4:54 i think the person responsible for making the laundry room is memeulous for sure
No one will probably ever see this, but in 7:13, "the three story house", is built like that because there was time were some greedy rich and powerful people invented a tax for the amount of space a building used up on the ground, so people tried to lessen the tax by building houses which become more spacious when they are not directly on the ground. (the explanation sounds most likely more difficult than it had to be. I'm sorry)
My brain had a processing problem when you read "Black Exterminator". I thought "oh, like ants, termites, spiders..." And THEN IT CLICKED to "OH NO!"
0:47 it's not random words. It's a sort of poem:
Every night and every morn',
Some to misery are born,
Every morn' and every night,
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.
I've seen so many bad designs with letters that I have transcended the human understanding and can decifer.... Most of them.
people screaming in pain
*JAZZ MUSIC INTENSIFISE*
I fall asleep to the sound of screaming pain every night 🙂
3.53 the bag of sugar says a cup of tea solves everything. It has a cup and saucer lmao 🤣
8:40 Man, Tony let himself go after all these years.
That's a Pikachu, Pachurisu and Yamper fusion
“If you could hold a banana next to that door frame for scale that would be nice” Americans really will use anything apart from the metric system
As someone from Belgium
No, we aren't doing okay
3:30 it took a while, but i think it says "The Cube Pub"
that fan art was awesome.
good video too.
I think that candle one is one of those fake electric candle things
As a Belgian I can confirm that it is synonymous with hell right now.
what the blanket is suppost to say, i think "every night and every morn, some to misery are born. every morn and every night, some are born to sweet delight(x2), some are born to sweet delight."