The NordVPN CEO has been dealing with Sam Riegels add reads and skits on Critical Role for five years now, I’d imagine he’s slightly resistant to Ranton.
"Hellblade 2 will disappear into the void, leaving behind nothing but reference footage for Unreal Engine 5 presentations" is the coldest line i have ever heard in gaming reviews, my father drinks a juice that makes him angry
I litterally missed like 30% of the jokes, i just cannot keep up with Rantoni Pepperoni, but after a while it simply does not matter; the experience as a totality is simply transcendentally memetic
when his subs started to explode, he went full-on output. videos with 5 times the pace and jokes as this. releasing a couple a week. predictably, he burned out FAST and had to stop completely. good to see he has found a better, more sustainable output pace.
bro I don't even watch your reviews for the actual review. I watch solely for the jokes. I give ZERO shits about Hellblade 2 but I watched the entire video cracking up through the entire thing. You're a legend
Why does Ranton look better in the thumbnail than our Queen from HellBalde??? I mean something just tells me that bro should have been in his own video game by now.
Hellblade should have just been a one off or if they must make it a franchise at least make it an anthology series with standalone stories in each game because Senua's story was done for.
Ranton alter ich bin immer wieder verwundert wie geil du deine Videos strukturierst. Der einzige andere TH-camr dessen Videos ich mir so oft so gerne mehrfach anschaue ist NakeyJakey. Humor Top, Produktion Top, Dönerpreisbremse Top, Alles einfach nur geil. Ich bin wirklich dankbar dafür, dass du wieder angefangen hast Game Reviews zu machen. Ich wünsche dir und Sofia alles gute!
Glad you are back Ranton, awesome video as always. I love about your reviews that we can tell they are your unadulterated opinions and we love you for it
first game was great played on dxm and fought actual irl demons. 2 is not terrible just yeah not great. I think its like, the first game was marketed almost as a tech demo so the lowered bar made it surprisingly good to play. this one is marketing itself completely as a game and feels like an unreal tech showcase.
It's a pity for me to see the negativity around Hellblade 2. I had a truly amazing, emotional and heartfelt experience with the game, which makes me think about it still very often. I see Senua as someone who overcame her own struggles and even though she is still fighting them and now is able to make the world a better place. That's my interpretation of the game. And the acting was outstanding in this game as well. Funny review as always though Ranton ❤ Keep going 😊
Yeah exactly, I honestly feel like it was still a really good game. I think Hellblade 2 has a really hard challange with having such a dramatic and captivating story cause in Hellblade 1 Senua suffers much MUCH more, but this Hellblade 2 is focused on actually healing and moving on, I think it portrays mental issues well and it is nice to have a continuation while other games just kinda stops there with the big finale and let the main character walk away after one scene of peace but life is often not that simple. That being sad, I do understand a lot of criticism the puzzles were more fun in the previous game, also the fighting with bosses was, I think they were trying to take the focus away from fighting also to show the more peaceful ways that Senua lives now, but the gimmicks that they replaced the bossfights with just didn't do it for me. But overall I still enjoyed the game for what it was and I do love it even with all it's flaws and it mean a lot to me as well. 💜
Last time i saw this guy he was talking about how it was being a shaolin monk and how the path to enlightenment was. I now understand that he has finally become fully crazy instead, and you know what? I love it.
first, auditory hallucinations concern 70 to 80% of people with schizophrenia, and even then, it's not just 1 voice telling you what to do, it's a entire variety of noises and voices
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I am shocked that they approved of your sponsor-read.
@Memu_ plot twist, they didnt
Least unhinged Nord ad.
Sifu Ranton I like that final rating 🤭... I never play the 1st one but I will skip this one too 🙂.
Anton please upload more
im happy he finally gets sponsors, but how in the hell he got one is beyond me
By clearing his older videos, which I have downloaded, before he deleted it.
I mean nord vpn is prob lacking people who want to take on its sponsorship after the data incident
@@namesbinge3073 wtf which vids are gone?
@@namesbinge3073wait which videos did he delete ?
If ssethtzeentach can get sponsors, anyone can get sponsors.
my little bing chilling is back
Billig Ching 😂
(billig = cheap)
@@Darko807 Haha, that's great xD
Billy jean
Billing Chilling
xian zai wo you bing chilling
ranton the kinda guy to have bought the dune popcorn bucket
Without seeing the movie
With extra butter
more like the coka bucket
He the type of guy to have used the dune popcorn bucket 💀
funfact: actually saw ranton at premiere of dune 2, he looked very confused and dominating in my eyes
I want to see the NordVPN CEO react to this ad.
we actually paid for this?
If he is cool with every ad Ssethtzeentach has made then he will sleep on this. Sseth's ads are insane in comparison.
Lol. Will be like this is the demographic we are targeting.
Haha that Ad read! Never been so entertained during an ad lol
The NordVPN CEO has been dealing with Sam Riegels add reads and skits on Critical Role for five years now, I’d imagine he’s slightly resistant to Ranton.
That ending was a fucking chef's kiss. 🤌
Legit laughed out loud😂
it broke me 🤣
Masterpiece!
it gave me chills!!! So eerie 👻
Made me spill my drink 10/10
"Hellblade 2 will disappear into the void, leaving behind nothing but reference footage for Unreal Engine 5 presentations" is the coldest line i have ever heard in gaming reviews, my father drinks a juice that makes him angry
[Digital Foundry liked that]
like all Unreal engine 5 games, all show and now substance
@@chillhour6155 By "all" are you also referring to the yet-to-be-released ones?
@@chillhour6155have u even tried FF7 Rebirth?
no way, me to bro lol
I litterally missed like 30% of the jokes, i just cannot keep up with Rantoni Pepperoni, but after a while it simply does not matter; the experience as a totality is simply transcendentally memetic
I was feeling sick once, watching his videos. Played on .75x speed it's a lot easier to keep up
@@Norixciii Rantoni syndrom. Had it too but now I'm fine.
when his subs started to explode, he went full-on output. videos with 5 times the pace and jokes as this. releasing a couple a week.
predictably, he burned out FAST and had to stop completely.
good to see he has found a better, more sustainable output pace.
@@Norixciii damn x0.75 is actually fire hahaha
Yup just sit back and relax
my favorite creator on youtube
"this isn't puzzle gameplay this is puzzling gameplay" lol
"The first one was for smart fellas, this one is for fart smellers" I laughed so hard
@@sergiarilla8608 I always read these kind of comments right when he says it
Putting the "Scheiß" in Franscheiß.
lmao
bro I don't even watch your reviews for the actual review. I watch solely for the jokes. I give ZERO shits about Hellblade 2 but I watched the entire video cracking up through the entire thing. You're a legend
Me too
Same. I've seen every single one of his reviews. Even for games that I'm never playing. Dude's hilarious and quite unique on yt😂
"Ich kann's sehen, halt die Fresse" 😂😂
He is back....yet again 😂 to bring us a glimpse of his unlimitet editing power
OVER 9000!!!?!?!
i think hes wife edites for him now, at least does a lot of the work now
LAHMACUN MENTIONED 🐺🐺 AND GALATASARAY MENTIONED??? 🟡🔴
Ranton don’t miss
ich bin immer mehr davon überzeugt das ranton eigentlich schon lange in ner geschlossenen sitzt und nur für reviews raus geholt wird
Rantoni is probably one of the very few who can pull of a good ad with his funny editing style.
Rantonio
10 out of 10 ad placement. Damn. Ranton got a sponsor.
Think I forgot to wash something...
Damn. Senua thought she'd been through shit before, but she just got her trauma dialed up to 11.
Why does Ranton look better in the thumbnail than our Queen from HellBalde??? I mean something just tells me that bro should have been in his own video game by now.
He should have been in Mortal Kombat 1 but bro fumbled the bag
@@sembatimothynkalamo8986nah, mk1 fumbled mk
gotta tell you i did not think i'd see someone superimpose themselves in to custer's revenge in 2024
Hellblade should have just been a one off or if they must make it a franchise at least make it an anthology series with standalone stories in each game because Senua's story was done for.
Their mistake was making it into a Saga cuz Senua's story was complete in the first one and they should've left it there
Is there not something I should not forget washing?
Good to see a Ranton video
Honestly, these modern cinematic games all bore me to tears.
I was rewatching your old vids just yesterday, good to see another post today
This video played on 0.5 speed is longer than Hellblade 2!
3:39 I challenge anyone that said Ranton has hair. RIGHT NOW!
Its been a while since i've watched you Ranton, and i am kicking myself in the face for being gone for so long. Nothing like a Ranton video.
Bro, I just discovered your vids, keep making them
@@jsh2168 I did, they are great
Man I love these reviews where you just hardcore hate the game. I love the negativity, its like straight VENOM in my veins
Man I haven't laughed this much at a video in a long time. Keep on making these crazy edits.
you better upload before my Gong bao gi ding gets cold next time
I hate that you're right. Hellblade 1 is among my all time favourites, and i held high hopes for this. i am Sadge
lmao the custer's revenge bit caught me off guard
The amount of impromptu meme recall this man has is something I aspire to
Why TH-cam hasn't showed me new Ranton updates in years?
Vor 21 Sekunden ist diabolisch
Ranton ist generell diabolisch
OI!
@@AbudzinUnd er führt zu Diarrhö. Oder so was Ähnliches...
Ranton alter ich bin immer wieder verwundert wie geil du deine Videos strukturierst. Der einzige andere TH-camr dessen Videos ich mir so oft so gerne mehrfach anschaue ist NakeyJakey. Humor Top, Produktion Top, Dönerpreisbremse Top, Alles einfach nur geil. Ich bin wirklich dankbar dafür, dass du wieder angefangen hast Game Reviews zu machen. Ich wünsche dir und Sofia alles gute!
amazing as always
I love your acting commitment to the tripping over yourself bit. that must have hurt, diggah
Holly macaroni is that rantoni back with new peperoni!!
Glad you are back Ranton, awesome video as always. I love about your reviews that we can tell they are your unadulterated opinions and we love you for it
The voices in her head are all literally just backseat gamers
Always love the McGreggor edits.
"Who the fook is dat guy?"
Our favourite Chinese German is back.
No matter how famous Ranton gets, it’s nice to know there will always be fart jokes
why does every single thing he says about the voices describe EXACTLY how my brain be
Can't wait for the sponsors people to see the ad segment they're going to love it😂😅
Unhinged, Passionate, Intimately Insane, and Funny. This is what i like About Ranton
Well well, look who finally made it out of the reeducation camp. Well done Mr Rantoni
I really wanna see an unedited Ranton video
YOU ARE BACK - keep 'em coming, my guy! Another fantastic edit and arguments
The best reviews on TH-cam. Thanks Ranton! Usually I skip the sponsor part, but not with Ranton, even those are awesome.
first game was great played on dxm and fought actual irl demons. 2 is not terrible just yeah not great. I think its like, the first game was marketed almost as a tech demo so the lowered bar made it surprisingly good to play. this one is marketing itself completely as a game and feels like an unreal tech showcase.
the song in the first 8 seconds is fire my dude..
NordVPN seriously reconsidering their partnership after watching that out-of-pocket ad 😂
Literally woke up from my nap to see you uploaded. Rantoni is back with the Pepperoni. Missed you tons Anton
Damn Ranton it's been a while. You should do an update on Black Myth wukong. It looks good.
Honestly if the voices were like 80% quieter and 60% less frequent it’d be much better
But its schizophrenia it's supposed to be annoying
@@keenangulickx I mean yeah but you can still have it be annoying without it being annoying like violin strings in horror scores or in Ludwig’s theme
the classic
good comments first = bad game
bad comments first = good game
we missed you, Mr. bing chilling
Erste 4 Sekunden direkt Lachflash. Das ist ein Ranton Video.
Actually, a based take on this rip-off of game.
At least Shadow of the Erdtree is about to come out.
And the reviews are incredible
It's a pity for me to see the negativity around Hellblade 2.
I had a truly amazing, emotional and heartfelt experience with the game, which makes me think about it still very often.
I see Senua as someone who overcame her own struggles and even though she is still fighting them and now is able to make the world a better place.
That's my interpretation of the game.
And the acting was outstanding in this game as well.
Funny review as always though Ranton ❤
Keep going 😊
yep. idk why ppl hate this game so much? he knows the game is not for him but still played it, reviews it and says its shit bcuz its not for him LMAO
Honestly hellblade 1 was more than enough to get that lesson across. I loved it.
But this one felt kinda hollow
@@valravnjc8199 yeah you are not alone with that opinion.
I personally loved the vision of the game.
@@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it I guess he didn't know it was not for him, since he liked the first one.
Yeah exactly, I honestly feel like it was still a really good game.
I think Hellblade 2 has a really hard challange with having such a dramatic and captivating story cause in Hellblade 1 Senua suffers much MUCH more, but this Hellblade 2 is focused on actually healing and moving on, I think it portrays mental issues well and it is nice to have a continuation while other games just kinda stops there with the big finale and let the main character walk away after one scene of peace but life is often not that simple.
That being sad, I do understand a lot of criticism the puzzles were more fun in the previous game, also the fighting with bosses was, I think they were trying to take the focus away from fighting also to show the more peaceful ways that Senua lives now, but the gimmicks that they replaced the bossfights with just didn't do it for me.
But overall I still enjoyed the game for what it was and I do love it even with all it's flaws and it mean a lot to me as well. 💜
So it's basically The Callisto Protocol that game was 75% duct crawling
I feel so validated right now.
I feel violated watching this video with all the air humping
Last time i saw this guy he was talking about how it was being a shaolin monk and how the path to enlightenment was. I now understand that he has finally become fully crazy instead, and you know what?
I love it.
Hellblade 2 is a glorified tech demo.
Fr Hellblade 1 is a completely told story already, i didn expect a sequel. The studio couldve went like DONT NOD making different genre/games.
9:26 now you get it. Life is hell for people with psychosis. The game DID teach you.
“Psychosis is bad” is not something you need to play hellblade to understand, also the first game did it better
Psychosis is boring af if what this game taught me
@@somethingthatisntcringe757 it's not to understand it. but I guess I was the only one watching the dev diaries. Just say it's not for you.
I love my videos with little adhd in it. Welcome back lord
Thank you to the devs who created Hellblade II. We got this masterpiece of a review from it.
The quick-fire and creative approach to editing here is wünderbar 👏
ranton you do realize your playing as a schizo character, so listening to the annoying voices is kind of part of the experience.
Everyone knows this, not an excuse to make a game that annoys the player. They couldn't strike the right balance.
first, auditory hallucinations concern 70 to 80% of people with schizophrenia, and even then, it's not just 1 voice telling you what to do, it's a entire variety of noises and voices
schizophrenia isn't the same as an endless echo filter.
Only game thats did multiple schizo voices well was an old deadpool game! The rest is fake cheap bs
Rantoni Pepperoni on what feels like the 100th comeback. That ending *chefs kiss. You should do Stellar Blade at some point.
This channel is underated and its hurts
I really respect the cameraman for not laughing while you do that stuff mate
It's his wife, and I think she questions his sanity.
Ranton the type of guy to jump in the pool when it starts raining
1:00 ranton casually hiding incredibly elaborate concepts behind a Christmas light diarrhea amount of memes
Another absolutely peak video, you've done it again my bro
Damn the editing is WILD. Perfectly fits Ranton's energy.
I'm here for the RANTON Intro.
Pepperoni when fans are waiting for him to release a video soon : "STOPKONTACT!!!"
Istg I am afraid to blink to miss some hidden edit in a corner or something, I love you Ranton lmao you made my day once again.
Can't wait for your Black myth: Wukong Review.
We need more Ranton.
DIESE KUNST SOLCHE VIDEOS ZU MACHEN
unfassbare Inspiration, piss mich immer an vor lauter Lachen 😂
Finally another Rantoni reviewoni. It's been ages
If this is every youtube ad, i wouldnt skip them
what a culture shock to lost know you as the guy that came back from a shaolin temple after being a monk for years.
09:06 smoothest line of game critique poetry i've ever heard
Ranton's placement casually being better than most content on youtube
good to see you again mr ranton
This guy being former Shaolin is still baffling
Why?
Ayo how did that NordVPN ad get approved lmao
"Do you wear wigs?" jump scare got me 😂
shit, was just watching one of your past streams and you mentioned you're not a fan of HB 2, now this drops, dope
literally went to search for HB 2 and this was the first result
Finally!!! Ranton!!!! Is back!!!
That's about half of Maxor insanity levels.
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