*Me Back Then:* WTF?! Why Dragon Chan allowed to kick in a boxing match? Is Hoy Quarlow fighting with a walking stick? Did Mad Clown really just throw juggling balls at me? So, Rick Bruiser can hit me with his elbow _legally?_ I seriously got knocked down by Heike Kagero's hair? *Me Now:* Wow, these animations bring back very fond memories. Thanx 4 posting!
Remember, these are fictional NPC thugs in a video game. They're not known for fighting fair. Hell, in SFII:CE the AI allows Guile and Blanka can throw Sonic Booms or Rolling Attacks when walking _forward!_
looking at this NOW i see hes punching. . . though i love how most fans refer to Nick's KO move as a leaping heabutt since when he gets up he likes to i guess punch his forhead to recompose.
@@philive1681 one thing, I wish there was a slight clear line between each entry so I can see what the health bar looks when hit more exactly since two health bars mash into one.
Fact : If Rick Bruiser hits you consecutively (don’t block or dodge) after the match starts and knocks you down twice. Mac will not get up. He is the only fighter in the game that can KO Mac.
Actually, Hoy and Nick can knock you out too. Even Masked Muscle, if you’re hit with the proper attacks. The more damage you’ve done to the opponent, the easier it is to get up.
@@patrickmurphy9470 With Masked Muscle, I can’t remember if I couldn’t get back up or just chose not to by not tapping buttons. And with Hoy, I was knocked out by a kick.
So if this means your fighter has 80 hp, so how can we compute this so we can see which fighters would REALLY win in a fight, taking their damage and health values, attack scripts and patterns, and defensive capabilities to reenact fights between your opponents?
The only reason they don't bring a gun is because they can't pull the trigger with boxing gloves on Punch Out rules: It counts as boxing as long as your wear boxing gloves.
This list has to be EXHAUSTING to make lol. How does one handle Narcis Prince's Cockney Counter with something like this? I think that one is variable damage!
@@robertwildschwein7207 Nah. Punch Out Wii had a few other characters not available in the NES version so therefore the game SHOULD have had the SNES characters as well. Would have added more depth into what was already a short game.
@@maruku4445 It had some of the SNES characters. Bear Hugger and Aran Ryan aren't in the NES version. They might be in the arcade though - I don't know much about the arcade versions.
wait so you're saying a weak french fry pulling a love tap to your face does more damage than the champion of the entire fucking boxing league literally crushing and breaking your hand? makes sense
Weird thing, but one time I was at about half health against Narcis and I tried to hit him with a body blow. He dodged it and literally knocked me down in one hit.
@@piedramultiaristas8573 Ight, I'm unsure what the requirements are, but it looks like he does like 2/3 of your health. th-cam.com/video/sSFEu8XkzxE/w-d-xo.html
Narcis Prince's counter jab/body blow is a bit weird. Soemteims it does a little damage and sometimes it seems to do 5/8ths and he'll drain that damage back to his lifebar. I think it get sa power boost if you angered him and has been knocked down once.
Ah yeah he does. I missed that one. I think only after he is knocked down it does a lot of damage. Sometimes when he dodges he will counter. I messed with it just for a few minutes, looks like his left jab and left body blow counter heals him and does a lot of damage. And his right jab and body blow just heals him. I'll look at it more and see if I can fully break it down.
Even mac is a Cheater!, He uses turbo punchs out of nowhere. the game calls it powerup in the controller options(when his face flashes, not the ones you do with the A button).
Because power isn't the only factor to a better attack. Consider the following: * Does Gabby have a longer counter period than Rick does? * Is the hint that Gabby is going to do a body blow longer than Rick's hint? * Is Gabby's attack slower than Rick's? * How easy is it to dodge Gabby's attack compared to Rick's attack? * How long does it take Gabby to recover and be ready to attack again compared to Rick?
I cannot believe Gabby Jay's body blow deals more damage than Rick Bruiser's 😂
Just Gonna Say That.
Still Gonna
Hoy Quarlon Too
@@KLightning18 I mean, Hoy has a staff.
Gaby has artritis.
It's the trademark style of the Glass Joe Boxing School.
only body blows though, rick’s stronger in everything else
Punch-Out boxing rules:
1. Wear boxing gloves.
2. Don't die.
3. Don’t remove Doc’s chocolate bar.
@@whosthisguyagain3153 the WVBA is not responsible for any frustration going forward
Actually I think the only rules are 1. Same as yours wear boxing gloves. 2. Don't nit below the belt anything else goes
Eeeeeh 2 seems like a stretch
3.Get gud on mr snadman until the bruisers
The fact Rick bruisers body blow does less damage then gabby jays is hilarious
Probably get hurt more from the sheer shock of actually getting hit by Gabby Jay😂
@@wades9327 I imagine it's gabby jay having really good hooks. Like he realized he was small and fragile and bet everything on his hooks
@@wades9327well Nick's one loss is against Glass Joe of all people and he trained Jay
Gabby Jay's "Cmon!" takes over a quarter of your health? That's wild.
*Me Back Then:* WTF?! Why Dragon Chan allowed to kick in a boxing match? Is Hoy Quarlow fighting with a walking stick? Did Mad Clown really just throw juggling balls at me? So, Rick Bruiser can hit me with his elbow _legally?_ I seriously got knocked down by Heike Kagero's hair?
*Me Now:* Wow, these animations bring back very fond memories.
Thanx 4 posting!
Lol this is so true.
Remember, these are fictional NPC thugs in a video game. They're not known for fighting fair. Hell, in SFII:CE the AI allows Guile and Blanka can throw Sonic Booms or Rolling Attacks when walking _forward!_
I love how Hoy literally doesn’t throw a single legal punch
Nick Bruiser's Dive punch is the scariest of them all 😆😆
It's so satisfying to counter it with an uppercut, but also hard.
looking at this NOW i see hes punching. . . though i love how most fans refer to Nick's KO move as a leaping heabutt since when he gets up he likes to i guess punch his forhead to recompose.
Huh... never knew Clown's ear smack was an insta KO. This is insanely cool btw, amazing display!
As interesting as these stats are, I'm much more impressed by the presentation of them.
Thank you. I just started video editing. Still getting used to it.
@@philive1681 one thing, I wish there was a slight clear line between each entry so I can see what the health bar looks when hit more exactly since two health bars mash into one.
@@dylantoney6971 Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
The ability to get back up after taking a hit? Priceless.
Fact : If Rick Bruiser hits you consecutively (don’t block or dodge) after the match starts and knocks you down twice. Mac will not get up. He is the only fighter in the game that can KO Mac.
Actually, Hoy and Nick can knock you out too. Even Masked Muscle, if you’re hit with the proper attacks.
The more damage you’ve done to the opponent, the easier it is to get up.
@@GeneralSirDouglasMcA good to know. I’ve tried it against them too but no luck. Like you mentioned certain attacks must work. Thanks.
@@patrickmurphy9470 With Masked Muscle, I can’t remember if I couldn’t get back up or just chose not to by not tapping buttons. And with Hoy, I was knocked out by a kick.
Even if you tap the buttons?
@@sebastiankulche Yes.
So if this means your fighter has 80 hp, so how can we compute this so we can see which fighters would REALLY win in a fight, taking their damage and health values, attack scripts and patterns, and defensive capabilities to reenact fights between your opponents?
@@MrEdis88 We would need the health values of the cpus, which wouldn't be that hard of a task to find.
You need to retake english class
Hablas inglés o eres como yo que le interesa demasiado este tema y necesitas comentar.
@@thenerdyanarchist3492 why
@@hboogy101 this person doesn’t know how to properly use punctuation.
The only reason they don't bring a gun is because they can't pull the trigger with boxing gloves on
Punch Out rules: It counts as boxing as long as your wear boxing gloves.
Make a special gun that can be used with boxing gloves
BRUH THIS VIDEO GAVE ME MEMORIES FROM WHEN I WAS OBSESSED WITH IT LIKE A YEAR AGO lol
I think I get obsessed with Punchout for about a month every year.
@@randomguyontheinternet7940
Starman
Nick’s Leaping Haymaker: Am I a joke to you?
Gabby Jay hits surprisingly hard considering the opponents he's up against. Pretty spry for his age.
If he only took up boxing a bit earlier and didn't go to Glass Joe's Boxing School
Gabby has the Experience, he fought in 100 matches
@@SignorBenitoDelDuce Although He only won Against Rick Bruiser Because of an Accident
@@TheGreatMagicspeller i believe it was nick brusier
Mad Clown: The only boxer to use an actually ranged attack
i feel like eye spit should be rank 93 because while it may not deal any physical damage it does deal mental damage and that counts for something
Didn’t Narcis have a counter punch that does a lot of damage?
Ah yeah he does. I missed that one. I updated the description to show my results when I tested it. There is a lot of variation to it.
How did you compute this? This is amazing to see. 🙂
I assume they just looked into the actual numbers in the programming.
Oh wow this is really cool, nice video :)
2:31 Hook after drive.
Who’s Body Blow Does More Damage? Rick Bruiser, Or Gabby Jay?
THATS RIGHT ITS GABBY JAY!
It would be cool if you also made a video about all Little macs punches against all of the opponents
They always do the same, some opponents just have more health, with the exception on being face shots for narcis prince
@@Gregariousness1 Thanks now I know
There's *NO* way Mad Clown and Bear Hugger aren't identical brothers!
they are.
i thought that too before i found out it was a palette swap
I'd love to see you do this with wii aswell
It was really cool to discover that about a third if the fighters in the game have install moves.
Install moves? Must be great for when you uninstall games out of frustration.
Punch Out Wii damage next
We would LOVE to see a Wii one next
2:58 that is not a glove jab, that’s a open palm strike
This list has to be EXHAUSTING to make lol. How does one handle Narcis Prince's Cockney Counter with something like this? I think that one is variable damage!
I look back and I sometimes wonder how tf did I 16-0 this game on my 3rd attempt.
Why does heiki kangaroos hair do so much damage? Theirs literally 13 upper cuts that do less damage than his H A I R 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thank you for hard work and sharing!!! No we can rank boxers lol
Proof that damage isn't everything:
The three attacks that don't damage you are VERY annoying.
Your telling me gabby jay has a better body blow than the penultimate fight in the game.
Good work!
All these characters should have appeared in Punch Out Wii.
Punch Out Wii is an NES remake!
They should make a remake of the SNES game
@@robertwildschwein7207 Nah. Punch Out Wii had a few other characters not available in the NES version so therefore the game SHOULD have had the SNES characters as well. Would have added more depth into what was already a short game.
@@maruku4445 But Nintendo should make another Punch Out with the SNES Characters or new characters and NOT RUIN IT like their other games!!!
@@maruku4445 It had some of the SNES characters. Bear Hugger and Aran Ryan aren't in the NES version.
They might be in the arcade though - I don't know much about the arcade versions.
@@smak64 I know. That's why I said that Punch Out Wii shulda just went the whole mile with the SNES characters because why not?
wait so you're saying a weak french fry pulling a love tap to your face does more damage than the champion of the entire fucking boxing league literally crushing and breaking your hand? makes sense
Weird thing, but one time I was at about half health against Narcis and I tried to hit him with a body blow. He dodged it and literally knocked me down in one hit.
Try again
@@piedramultiaristas8573 Ight, I'm unsure what the requirements are, but it looks like he does like 2/3 of your health. th-cam.com/video/sSFEu8XkzxE/w-d-xo.html
Narcis Prince's counter jab/body blow is a bit weird. Soemteims it does a little damage and sometimes it seems to do 5/8ths and he'll drain that damage back to his lifebar. I think it get sa power boost if you angered him and has been knocked down once.
@@DoktorVicTim Yeah, I decided to get him at low health and see if he does the insane damage.
Ah yeah he does. I missed that one. I think only after he is knocked down it does a lot of damage. Sometimes when he dodges he will counter. I messed with it just for a few minutes, looks like his left jab and left body blow counter heals him and does a lot of damage. And his right jab and body blow just heals him. I'll look at it more and see if I can fully break it down.
Wait, Mad Clown and Bear Huggers's jabs only do 7 damage?
Even mac is a Cheater!, He uses turbo punchs out of nowhere. the game calls it powerup in the controller options(when his face flashes, not the ones you do with the A button).
Adiós
Can you do this for all punch out games!!!
I dont understand
Mac has 80.hp total
This must have taken a million years to make.
Once I got organized and on a role, it's not too bad.
Just like in mike tyson punch out, the last challenger has both the weakest and strongest punch
Tatenkaffe! I don't know lol-
Gabby Jay more like Jabby Gay
Amigo
Switch the first letters of Gabby Jay’s First and Last Name
Ahah, very funny REPORT FOR SEXUALITY, SON OF A
Also, how is Gabby Jays body blow stronger that the one from Nick Bruiser lol
Because power isn't the only factor to a better attack. Consider the following:
* Does Gabby have a longer counter period than Rick does?
* Is the hint that Gabby is going to do a body blow longer than Rick's hint?
* Is Gabby's attack slower than Rick's?
* How easy is it to dodge Gabby's attack compared to Rick's attack?
* How long does it take Gabby to recover and be ready to attack again compared to Rick?
In terms of lore, it's clear that Rick that doesn't take the fight seriously and pulls his punches until you make him mad.
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