Neil Breen's Twisted Pair Is So Dumb It Thinks Dane Cook Is Hilarious - Dumbest Movie Ever

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @ZacHawkins42
      @ZacHawkins42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You might enjoy the *actual* worst horror movie ever made: 'The Cars That Ate Paris'. Not Paris, France... Paris, Australia. You should treat yourself. Happy New Year.

    • @Unholymackrl
      @Unholymackrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      microwave massacre

    • @prannoyroy54
      @prannoyroy54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.

    • @iguiste23
      @iguiste23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the worst movie I think I have ever witnessed. And I only saw your video on it lol.

    • @2st_duallist
      @2st_duallist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think it's insane you havent touched "adam chaplin" and "hobo with a shotgun" yet

  • @Gomez1915
    @Gomez1915 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Why is everyone so awkward and weird in these movies? It’s like Breen recruited these actors from the DMV

    • @steveswangler6373
      @steveswangler6373 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Because they aren’t actual actors.

    • @IDK83
      @IDK83 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's like watching a group of students role playing 😂

    • @chadwickerman
      @chadwickerman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Craigslist.

    • @rashidrahman7998
      @rashidrahman7998 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What do you mean? They graduated from the prestigious acting school of Lee Strasberg where they shared seats with De Niro and Pacino.

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    Met him at a showing. He is not self aware. He truly believes he is Spielberg level and destined for mainstream success.

    • @conradmcdougall3629
      @conradmcdougall3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

      That makes Neil Breen even more awesome.

    • @Roman-tu3vh
      @Roman-tu3vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Props for sticking for his shtick

    • @c4n0
      @c4n0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      You just don’t understand genius

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Honestly I like him even more. He's proud of his work and no one can take that from him 👏

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I've known a couple of people like that.
      One guy was pretty weird, but always was getting lots of women.
      Fuckin cringe, but great to be them.

  • @FancyNancyTeaParty
    @FancyNancyTeaParty ปีที่แล้ว +743

    It’s like watching ‘80’s porn without all of the sex.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Or good looking women.

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout ปีที่แล้ว +38

      To be fair, Most of them have better acting, and blocking, and budget.....

    • @Max-dk5vz
      @Max-dk5vz ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cmon dude lol. Breen actng is far worse than Kay Parker and Mike Ranger!

    • @DannyNilsson
      @DannyNilsson ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Normally Breen finds some girls to have a sex scene with, though this is a very special movie

    • @buckwild-k9g
      @buckwild-k9g ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dan_hitchman007 That fairy was kinda cute.

  • @datboytrav
    @datboytrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    I will never understand how people agree to be in Breen’s movies. Even bearded Breen should’ve passed on it

    • @HoraceTheLion
      @HoraceTheLion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂 noice!!!

    • @duce185
      @duce185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😁😆 Nice. You actually got a laugh from me. 😂😂

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Because it looks like it would be hilarious. I'd do it to kill time. 😂

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@GangstaStan010 I'd without a doubt agree to be in a Breen film. Be forever a part of cinematic history.

  • @themindofxx9678
    @themindofxx9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    The level of attention to detail Neil Breen puts into his work, is non existent. Truly amazing.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hahahaha

    • @Veldtian1
      @Veldtian1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @mullybarr9119
      @mullybarr9119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lodxmas
      @lodxmas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I firmly refuse to believe that Breen doesn't suffer from some kinda of undiagnosed brain malfunction. I can already hear people telling me to not joke about that but seriously though. His movies look like it was written by an alien that was supposed to study human behavior but who dropped out of alien college after the first week and still decided to use in his movies the few concepts he thought he could grasp about humans during that one week of college. That brain is wired differently.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think he tried. The movie has a lot of symbolism but it's sooo cluttered and scatterbrained that I'm unsure how to analyze it.
      To be honnest Breen movies are like the weird dreams I used to have all the time. All the weird imagery, characters and scenes are pretty dream-like and oniric...

  • @iantaran2843
    @iantaran2843 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Can you imagine being a struggling actor and ending up on this guy's set ? 🤣

    • @edgabrielocay3376
      @edgabrielocay3376 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It's time to give up acting, and go work for in some grocery store... 😂

    • @ToxicKadea
      @ToxicKadea ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LMAO

    • @mini_skinny0296
      @mini_skinny0296 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You reminded me of Richard Dreyfuss in The Goodbye Girl, playing a gay Richard III in a pink dress, off Broadway. "I'm making a horseth asseth of myselfeth!"

    • @LobsterCucumber
      @LobsterCucumber ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @perrycoffey5410
      @perrycoffey5410 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I take it that would be awesome

  • @hanchiman
    @hanchiman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    To be honest, Neil Breen has more passion than Stevie Seagal

    • @251TheMechanizedSingfantry
      @251TheMechanizedSingfantry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      That and we can actually tell what words he's saying

    • @libtardiacitizen
      @libtardiacitizen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@251TheMechanizedSingfantry And he doesn't use a body double for walking.

    • @maxs.3238
      @maxs.3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Probably because *he's an American! He loves this country!*

    • @3dgelord187
      @3dgelord187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That's syphilis

    • @panicatthegasstation
      @panicatthegasstation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Well, a blade of grass that's been passed through a cow's gut would have more passion than Sensei Seagal. It's really a low bar.

  • @nSpiraliArchitectb
    @nSpiraliArchitectb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Love how he gives her like $47 to find a new place to live

    • @Bhavyo
      @Bhavyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😀

    • @duongtran9995
      @duongtran9995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Breen's universe was cheap af

    • @pliit2101
      @pliit2101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @xtensionxward3659
      @xtensionxward3659 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its genius he was trying to tell her go live in another country where 47 dollars are worth way much more !

    • @Sillyworld82
      @Sillyworld82 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's half the film budget! 🤣

  • @davidconnellan6875
    @davidconnellan6875 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    That line "In bitches very first scene" 😂😂😂😂😂made me laugh so hard I had a cough attack

  • @Lesmo1
    @Lesmo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Love the fact that the budget in IMDB is listed as $5 (estimated) 🤣

    • @krimsonk-9478
      @krimsonk-9478 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the 2 rubber rats.

    • @sergioromero9932
      @sergioromero9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Because he bought 2 fake rats....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joe718gt4
      @joe718gt4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Too generous an estimation

    • @nicholasm7822
      @nicholasm7822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The actors on these don't ask to be paid: they do it for the prestige.

    • @edmundblackaddercoc8522
      @edmundblackaddercoc8522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pmsl

  • @bobafeet1234
    @bobafeet1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    Neil Breen is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.

    • @29slowjoe
      @29slowjoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A true inspiration! But not for me.

    • @hazonku
      @hazonku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Right?! AMAZING! Even more amazing is his film making course where he spends hours teaching you literally less than you could learn for free from literally ANY random 10 minute TH-cam video on the subject.

    • @mattyryon
      @mattyryon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can't forget his boundless enthusiasm that he brings to every role

    • @thetalkingmannequin2954
      @thetalkingmannequin2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @carsonc29
      @carsonc29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wanna know how he keeps getting funding for all his projects and if any of those donors have ever even seen these movies he is making LOL..cause if I saw even 1 movie he's made, I wouldnt give him another dime LOL

  • @jroberts2nd
    @jroberts2nd ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "In Bitch's very first scene," had me rolling. Fucking gold, man.

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's a great writer and so clever lmao

  • @akholiwenywebeni8168
    @akholiwenywebeni8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    When Space Ice called one of the characters, ‘bitch’, and ran with it, I lost it.😂😂😂

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here lol

    • @lodxmas
      @lodxmas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I already lost it at the "abducted by Windows 95 wallpaper" moment.

    • @plushman3685
      @plushman3685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lodxmas it was all down hill after the wallpaper remark

    • @Youlickballzbooboo
      @Youlickballzbooboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brianlash154
      @brianlash154 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course you did, because that's probably how you address your girlfriend, or boyfriend.. it's allowed you know..

  • @davidjsaul
    @davidjsaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I don't understand how people keep getting into the acting business knowing they have to compete with the raw, irrepressible, some might say limitless talent of Mr Breen

    • @BlitzMaul
      @BlitzMaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You had me in the first half not going to lie

    • @frenchyroastify
      @frenchyroastify ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's a box office disaster if one decides to release a movie the same day Neil releases his.

    • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
      @Jizzlewobbwtfcus ปีที่แล้ว

      Well to make it you have to suck it

  • @saycheeseordie4458
    @saycheeseordie4458 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “F&ck it. This is the type of shit I imagine federal government does”
    I laughed way harder than I probably should. 😂

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA ปีที่แล้ว

      After the Teixeira leaks we are sure that's what American government does too... except with more white supremacists smearing crap over secret documents while shouting racist slurs.

    • @EarthAngel504
      @EarthAngel504 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Trust me dude. You're not far off at all.

  • @mdjambazky4968
    @mdjambazky4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Space Ice is a national treasure, the guy has to watch all those terrible movies to bring us that awesome content, I wish you all the best for 2023 man!

    • @wezilman
      @wezilman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You really post that same thing on every video?

    • @Antibong
      @Antibong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wezilman somebody’s gotta

    • @raysmith3920
      @raysmith3920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yea

    • @SobridMusic
      @SobridMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, all those Stallone, Arnold, JCVD, and Nicholas Cage movies were dope af even the bad ones, and even if they aren't they still are.

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ain't seen nothing yet. I have seen movies like Feeders. Now that's terrible!

  • @ColonelPanic007
    @ColonelPanic007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    It looks like Breen stole Stephen Seagal's hairpiece to use as his beard.

    • @abelgonzalez158
      @abelgonzalez158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂🤣💀

    • @aneleace7134
      @aneleace7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And his fake leather jacket

    • @jaycycling497
      @jaycycling497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @AbdulB
      @AbdulB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seagal had a hair transplant. That’s real hair

  • @carlojimeneztrader
    @carlojimeneztrader ปีที่แล้ว +90

    'I never had a beard!' caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      See, even Neil could've written an actual plot twist here: this guy who looks and sounds like him, turns out ot be (gasp!!) that famous twin brother of his , who's a junkie and a vigilante. 😂😅🤣🤣

  • @カーティス_Kātisu
    @カーティス_Kātisu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Neil Breen reminds me of those GTA characters that randomly say shit when you pass them

    • @Jackw00pw00p2
      @Jackw00pw00p2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That makes way too much sense.

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    You can't spell "dumbest movie ever" without "best movie ever"!

  • @moriakpotato
    @moriakpotato ปีที่แล้ว +50

    That board meeting scene is the best 😂

  • @itsgonnabeokay9341
    @itsgonnabeokay9341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Fun fact: This still has a better rating on imdb than the witcher: blood origin.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      🤣 That's amazing 🤣

    • @edgarabramz
      @edgarabramz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And rightfully so 😂😂😂

    • @369Sigma
      @369Sigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Neil at least has passion

    • @ItsNotaTuhmah
      @ItsNotaTuhmah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Better rating than 99% of Seagal's movies too.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Too soon man, too soon 🤣🤣

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris9696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Can you imagine a Neil Breen / Steven Seagal meet up movie directed by Uwe Boll?

    • @TaddiestMason
      @TaddiestMason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The drugs to make it make sense would kill a village of 1000 people.

    • @3dgelord187
      @3dgelord187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Torturous

    • @Dion2000-
      @Dion2000- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Written by David A.R White

    • @commandorpirx912
      @commandorpirx912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A cross-over this epic would disrupt the time-space continuum and undo the Unvierse itself.

    • @Kiyoone
      @Kiyoone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine if we could divide 0 by 0? that would break the universe and beyond

  • @ronimusprime6798
    @ronimusprime6798 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "That Steven Seagal would need four body doubles to pull it off"😂😂😂😂

  • @pootoo8660
    @pootoo8660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    You just made this movie watchable with your narration, and also not a waste of time.

    • @SpartasEdge
      @SpartasEdge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same as with the Segal movies. He creates something infinately more entertaining than the actual movies.

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. Everyone knows your movie is going tank without Cage or Van Damme dancing...🙃

    • @Psych0technic
      @Psych0technic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      15 min run time certainly helps, too.

    • @mrcead
      @mrcead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Space Ice provides

    • @shinobicl
      @shinobicl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is only a waste if your time is valuable.

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    The fact that there's two Neil Breens in this movie makes it twice as awesome!

    • @alexhidell663
      @alexhidell663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mathematical logic since Double Impact

    • @ticklemewesker7019
      @ticklemewesker7019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JVCD is addition
      Neil Breen is like…

    • @dillasoul2228
      @dillasoul2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reality is often disappointing.
      ..there's only 1 Neil Breen in this movie

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dillasoul2228 Nope there are definitely two of them. Both of them are twin brothers.

    • @zhongxina9832
      @zhongxina9832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2 multiplayed with 0 is still 0

  • @abelgonzalez158
    @abelgonzalez158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Neil Breen and Steven Segal need to team up for no one's sake

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It would melt the Space Ice

    • @cci9459
      @cci9459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ok ok....BUT under one condition: only if at the end they are both killed at the same time by a roundhouse kick from JCVD. Otherwise...unwatchable.

    • @darrinkemp1755
      @darrinkemp1755 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that you suggested this marks you as a tool of Satan.

    • @ticklemewesker7019
      @ticklemewesker7019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @Blakblooded
      @Blakblooded 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Throw in a phoned in performance from Bruce Willis and we'd have an unholy trinity.

  • @bigstew416
    @bigstew416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Dude there is no way this guy isn't making bad movies on purpose

    • @rabih1978
      @rabih1978 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      If u can't make good movies u might as well make horrible ones , if it wasn't so bad I wouldn't have heard of him

    • @drjones8176
      @drjones8176 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Listen he's doing something significant

    • @asharista3152
      @asharista3152 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@rabih1978 his movies are pretty good after a bottle of whiskey and few blunts....just kidding. it doesn't get any better.

    • @rabih1978
      @rabih1978 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asharista3152 probably needs acid

    • @Chhjmmkg
      @Chhjmmkg ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His movies are a metaphor for what he believes, which people won't understand. They take it at face value. So, yes it is intentional.

  • @RichardSmith-fx9dm
    @RichardSmith-fx9dm ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This has become my favorite channel on TH-cam, thank you 😂

  • @tombuck
    @tombuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This makes The Room look like it had the budget of Avatar.

    • @MrVarsityphysics
      @MrVarsityphysics หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fun fact: the room is way better than avatar.

  • @georgezachos7322
    @georgezachos7322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I would like to thank you, for humorously showing me movies I would never even recommend to my worst enemy.

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never knew this existed

    • @nevillelongbottom7687
      @nevillelongbottom7687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donaldpump3072 Me too and I'm amazed^^

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I kinda want to trick my friends into watching it just to see the wtf look on their faces!🤣

  • @patrickowens4294
    @patrickowens4294 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just discovered your channel and now I'm binge watching.

    • @moksja667
      @moksja667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm doing the exact thing right now😁

  • @turdferguson7105
    @turdferguson7105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    To be honest, I respect him. For being a real-estate agent. getting a camera and making his own movies. I respect that

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here.

    • @spiritualanarchist8162
      @spiritualanarchist8162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I respect his creativity . Forcing those who can't pay the rent to play in his movies...Now that's genius !

    • @KingCuba
      @KingCuba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@spiritualanarchist8162 how my god, is that how he actually does it? Get people to be in his movies by trading rent for it?!?

    • @berembah
      @berembah ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One said he's an architect in the comment section on previous space ice's video, and now real-estate agent!. You people really weird af, just like the movie maker 🤣😅

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@berembah He's a licensed architect.

  • @Proudinfid3l
    @Proudinfid3l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “I cannot believe you made this movie!”
    “How could you have done this?”

    • @AD-fc4kq
      @AD-fc4kq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      isnt that corrupt?

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "i can't help you out of this one Jim"

  • @philipboehme166
    @philipboehme166 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    "I never had a beard"!!!
    Legendary

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'VE NEVER HAD A BEARD!!

    • @bert.hbuysse5569
      @bert.hbuysse5569 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bmo14lax I'VE NEVER HAD A BEARD!

  • @Empress_Theresa
    @Empress_Theresa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Neil Breen is very inspirational. I've been trying to write a book for the last 20 years, but that little voice in the back of my head keeps saying: "Don't do it. This is terrible! People are just gonna laugh at you." Maybe I should be more like Neil and ignore all good sense and JUST DO IT!

    • @JohnDoe-ef3wo
      @JohnDoe-ef3wo ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ignore those voices and write your book

    • @triumphbobberbiker
      @triumphbobberbiker ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Absolutely

    • @charliebryer2802
      @charliebryer2802 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Though to be fair the only reason any of us are here is to laugh at his efforts, so there is that.

    • @mini_skinny0296
      @mini_skinny0296 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Take some writing novels courses to help you. Write your book under a false name. Publish it as an e-book.

    • @robertdog
      @robertdog ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Write it. Then edit it and revise it. You might be surprised by how good it turns out.

  • @lisaleonard9874
    @lisaleonard9874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I never saw the fake rats omg I was laughing so freaking hard thank you for making this watchable and hilarious as hell

  • @uriadelavaro3956
    @uriadelavaro3956 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:57 "Get over here." - "TF do you mean 'get over here'?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    The movie makes perfect sense when you're on acid, shrooms, and drunk.

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about weed? 😜

    • @travlishallingquest5719
      @travlishallingquest5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@alycefrench5753 Not powerful enough 😂

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@travlishallingquest5719 Fair enough 😏

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even Scientology makes more sens.

    • @DarkroomMedia007
      @DarkroomMedia007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alycefrench5753 weed laced with angel DUST! 😂

  • @zeppelin7752
    @zeppelin7752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    You have absolutely mastered the art of bleeping profanity for comedy. The timing is pure gold.

  • @TP-ie3hj
    @TP-ie3hj ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am 51 years old and in the last few years the world has turned upside down, now I see this, this Breen guy? WTF? I swear Cern did something to our time line, there is no way this is real it cant be a real movie? and yet I googled it , still cant believe it ...

  • @akholiwenywebeni8168
    @akholiwenywebeni8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The plot twist at the end made more sense than the real Breen plot. I was in tears throughout.😂😂😂

  • @planetschlock
    @planetschlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I still can't get over all the scenes of him awkwardly stumbling through and/or click-dragging himself across static, two-dimensional images. Even if there wasn't a billion and one other signs that point to him being completely delusional, the fact that he filmed those scenes and thought, "yep, good enough for a feature film!" should be enough to have him committed.

    • @ThizzlainyaTwizzla
      @ThizzlainyaTwizzla ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fr lmao

    • @nsfeliz7825
      @nsfeliz7825 ปีที่แล้ว

      your just too dumb to understand breen. he is a misunderstood genius.😫😫😫😫🐷. he he he.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup, I'd understand using stock images for voiceover narration but for ACTION scenes? Like have some dignity film the fights on empty streets, a warehouse, friend's apartment. Like the soldier scene, put it into the house where he wrestled a girl in. Have it a hostage rescue situation or something, and for the factories that got blown up find an abandoned one or rent something for a day of filming. FFS, the cringe level of these greescreen scenes is beyond belief.

    • @martinbroomhead2646
      @martinbroomhead2646 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neil Breen is the Harry Maguire of film making.

  • @Rhakete
    @Rhakete ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What's really great is that even IMDb lists Brad Stein as "Dectective" 😂

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That HAS to be a self-aware joke.

  • @chestercopperpot729
    @chestercopperpot729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The fact that this isn't satirical makes it infinitely more fascinating.

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "I don't want you. All I want is the drugs and the money." Sounds like my ex.

  • @kfrausto
    @kfrausto ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “we are on the verge of mind hacking” 😂

  • @CesarGarcia-nd5xz
    @CesarGarcia-nd5xz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    We have to have an IQ of 925 to understand Neil Breen's movies

    • @dancing_odie
      @dancing_odie ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If hes making bad movies on purpose then the man is a genius. If not, well, he'll still an absolute legend.

    • @OncelerKidsAreCringe
      @OncelerKidsAreCringe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dancing_odie of course he’s a genius his movies are incredible!

    • @TheGrenadier97
      @TheGrenadier97 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like modern art as well

    • @OncelerKidsAreCringe
      @OncelerKidsAreCringe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGrenadier97 Neil Breen’s movies are modern art.

    • @FredHerbert999
      @FredHerbert999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only Chuck Norris understands Breen movies.

  • @ymca4547
    @ymca4547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Neil Breen - best actor/director/producer ever.

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He also does the catering

    • @ticklemewesker7019
      @ticklemewesker7019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ArtVandelayOfficial beat me by a minute 😂

    • @HouseholdDog
      @HouseholdDog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think his films are a breath of fresh air.
      Kind of like the punk rock of filmmaking.

    • @sanguinius3938
      @sanguinius3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it might could be an illusion

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Tommy Wiseau has entered the chat*

  • @frankiewilson819
    @frankiewilson819 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Neal Breen's new movie, is a sequel to this called "Cade: The Tortured Crossing". I hope you get around to making a video on it. Keep up the great work SI.

  • @Wantabe2188
    @Wantabe2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I really appreciate your dedication to this channel. There’s just no way I could sit down and watch a Neil Breen movie but they seem so funny so thanks for your work.

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Neil Breen: "Let's make 12 takes of me saying you betrayed us."
    Later: "Add them all to the movie right after each other."

  • @nkimble000
    @nkimble000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Space ice is a genius as he is the only living human who can understand Niel Breen movies

  • @gaglir
    @gaglir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Neil Breen's acting is like Steven Seagal's walking

  • @bradpitt5355
    @bradpitt5355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Maybe after 20 000 years the AI can understand all messages Niel Breen have for humanity in his movies

    • @KayGeee86
      @KayGeee86 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quantum computers are processing...

    • @supertuesday600
      @supertuesday600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neil was sent by AI, from the future, to save humanity. 😉

  • @danweaver3901
    @danweaver3901 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    It's kind of amazing the way that *_every_* actor in a Breen movie is reliably, entirely without talent. He's made enough movies that you'd think that he'd have to have gotten one with some skill by now, if only by accident. It's as if they told the casting department to specifically avoid anyone who has the slightest idea what they're doing.

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seagal movies give the impression that everyone involved is a victim or perpetrator of human-trafficking. Though, they were all lured under the auspices of an acting career. Neil Breen movies give the impression that everyone involved in his films knows him through some sort of eldritch lobotomy cult.

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think they are d list actors. time and eric awesome show great job does the same thing.

    • @consistentlystupid4726
      @consistentlystupid4726 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is why I'm convinced these movies are intentionally bad and everyone is in on it. They're being directed to be this bad.
      If you took anyone off the street and said you'd pay them to be in a movie, you would probably get some people who actually understand how to act even if they're not good at it. Nearly everyone in Breen's movies at the same. Awful timing with dialogue, shouting their lines, weird unnatural pauses. It's like a Director is telling them to act like that.

    • @Southpaw88
      @Southpaw88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@consistentlystupid4726ngl this is a convincing argument 😂😂 because ain't no way anyone is this delusional

    • @sas2300
      @sas2300 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the old "its so bad it's good mindfuk".

  • @dave23024
    @dave23024 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Did you ever have a beer?"
    "I never had a beer!"

  • @leoMC4384
    @leoMC4384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "They yell out random sh*t in random order... and none of them make any goddamn sense". 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonmcdaniel8492
      @jonmcdaniel8492 ปีที่แล้ว

      VIRTUAL DNA!!!
      JANET JACKSON DROPPED A SNICKERS BAR IN MY SHOE!!!
      THE CAPITAL OF BOLIVIA IS LA PAZ!!!
      ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TRANSMITTERS!!!!

    • @anonymousperson6119
      @anonymousperson6119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe that’s a good thing since the room is half windows that it’s too dark to see through and people could easily be listening in on this top secret government meeting by just standing outside

    • @edmundblackaddercoc8522
      @edmundblackaddercoc8522 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get over here🤣🤣

  • @-desertpackrat
    @-desertpackrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love every person who covers this masterpiece, every time I get to watch another person review and react to this fever dream it adds like a year to my life.

  • @Pozorrogo
    @Pozorrogo ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Breen really had a guy with a piece of tape and 'hair' drawn with a sharpie as a moustache in his movie. Then he shot 2 guys in the peen. There is absolutely no way he isnt 100% self aware of what hes doing. What a cinematic badass

    • @jasonodell79er
      @jasonodell79er หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao

  • @kiwiku
    @kiwiku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    We sat through this movie tonight... and my husband summed up this movie pretty well... "it's like trying to eat stale vanilla wafers."

    • @meeblings6
      @meeblings6 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Couples who watch Neil Breen films together stay together

  • @Delone_Hayes
    @Delone_Hayes ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Those two "dectectives" at the end almost had me spitting juice everywhere. 😂

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And this guy claims he handles all his own legal matters with that level of attention to detail

  • @mrbump28
    @mrbump28 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The expression of confusion @7:36 isn't acting. He's like "the fuck is up with this guy?"

  • @blueoceanvalley45465
    @blueoceanvalley45465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You’re fast becoming one of my favorite TH-camrs

  • @williamshott4340
    @williamshott4340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That slap sound effect has me in tears

  • @edge3220
    @edge3220 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Neil Breen is actually quite inspirational, because he teaches us that no matter how bad you try and fail at something, it couldn't possibly be as bad as a Neil Breen movie.

  • @punchout2418
    @punchout2418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Twisted Pair is a masterpiece in cinema. The editing, cinematography, special effects, and especially the acting all deserve Oscars.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I watched Avatar 2 yesterday and it's good...
      ...but not as good as twisted pair!

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Avengers has nothing on the top tier CGI and action Twisted pair has

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least the tropical fish if not the awards…

    • @punchout2418
      @punchout2418 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markiangooley Every Neil Been film deserves awards and tropical fish.

    • @elchoya8432
      @elchoya8432 ปีที่แล้ว

      oscars for worst performer,ect.

  • @cashtonbriggs2135
    @cashtonbriggs2135 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    HOLY GOD!!!! I could've taken the last $22 in my bank account and financed a better dumpster fire than this is. It's a good thing I love this channel, because the clips for this, were really hard to watch and listen to🤣🤣

  • @Schoolgirl325
    @Schoolgirl325 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This guy makes Tommy Wiseau look like a competent actor and filmmaker.

  • @alexismamadou2193
    @alexismamadou2193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “I dunno why he had to go back there and make the homeless guy uncomfortable” lol 😂

  • @_koschwarz
    @_koschwarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I heard a rumour that bearded Breen didn't want to take the role first but unbearded Breen managed to persuade him.

  • @Gervy88
    @Gervy88 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Neil Breen's fighting scenes are actually more believable than Steven Seagal's ones

  • @Hegemon1984
    @Hegemon1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Still better than Steven "two governments in a government" Seagal

    • @DrakeBarrow
      @DrakeBarrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That might just be an illusion!

    • @silentmodetv
      @silentmodetv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DrakeBarrow That might could be!

    • @Kai-Soh
      @Kai-Soh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "kill every mf birthday"

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

    • @namelastname9578
      @namelastname9578 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sorry, but it's 'two governments INSIDE a government'. Clearly a lot of thought went into this line, so let's try and be respectful? Or I might could get mad.

  • @crankypantsmcduff
    @crankypantsmcduff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I watched this last year and I just couldn't stop pissing myself, oh this guy is too much 😂

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang it, thanks for always having a plausible explanation of all his movies at the end. Doubt Breen had those ideas in mind, still nice of you to do the work he doesn’t

  • @ComboSmooth
    @ComboSmooth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Neil Breen makes me realize I'll never be good enough or even terrible enough to make the kind of things I like :(

  • @Malvok
    @Malvok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I've always wanted to make a movie, but anxiety over my feelings of inadequacy have always stopped me. After seeing this, I realize I can't make anything worse, so I might actually go through with it. I guess that would make this movie inspirational?

    • @rdiener84
      @rdiener84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Go for it! I believe in you

    • @JohnDoe-ef3wo
      @JohnDoe-ef3wo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope you do. Good luck 🤞

    • @Kevin_Street
      @Kevin_Street ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's freeing, really.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA ปีที่แล้ว

      I advise people to ALWAYS follow their dream ideas, ESPECIALLY in the case they think they might turn out bad. Like, you won't know unless you try and if you end up being super bad then you'll know and stop worrying.

  • @Rob_Kankerboef
    @Rob_Kankerboef ปีที่แล้ว +6

    From Breens wiki page ''In other films, his protagonist is a god-like, messianic, or otherwise chosen figure; Pass Thru, for example, has Breen playing a messianic entity who arrives from the future *to wipe out 300 million "bad people"* to usher in a new era of peace. Breen has said that his films have a *"sense of social responsibility"* and reflect the "mystical or paranormal side of life''

  • @thehigherdrake
    @thehigherdrake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Neil Breen's Twisted Pair 😂
    Why are they twisted? Ouch!

    • @Jay_Z.
      @Jay_Z. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coaxial cable. 😏

    • @Pichustrikesback
      @Pichustrikesback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol first thing I thought

  • @kevinmcgrath8310
    @kevinmcgrath8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Get over here” 😂 he was literally on top of her 😂 This looks amazing , I need to see this movie .

  • @dorota-
    @dorota- ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That eagle gave such an honest, heart-wrenching performance. 😢

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Neil Breen is the greatest mind of our generation.

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Real question-which generation 😂

    • @libtardiacitizen
      @libtardiacitizen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenkoopa EVERY GENERATION. He's an artist.

    • @MrMegamike2k
      @MrMegamike2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A sandwich artist.

  • @dave9242
    @dave9242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's amazing he wrote this because when he's acting it sounds like he never read the script. I just can't believe he could be worse at acting than writing.

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Oh crap guys, our drama project is due in tomorrow, and we have nothing!"
    "Relax, I'm sure we can throw something together tonight, we'll just wing it."

  • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
    @kabalofthebloodyspoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Based on his interviews I have to respect Breen. He pays people properly. He is surprisingly self aware. The guy has a vision, a dumb vision, but still. Breen isn't afraid to laugh at himself. Legit outsider artist

    • @spiritualanarchist8162
      @spiritualanarchist8162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Breen : I'll pay you to act in my movies.
      Homeless person : No thanks, i got some pride left
      Breen: I'll buy you a house
      Homeless person: Oh hell, i'm in !

    • @veganbutcherhackepeter
      @veganbutcherhackepeter ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well, when you are this shitty as a movie maker, you have to pay people properly to be in your movies. I mean, a lot of people would work almost for free to be in a Peter Jackson movie, because it looks awesome on your CV, but being in a Neil Breen movie you can only hope no one ever finds out, because it would be the end of your acting career.

    • @vnikyt
      @vnikyt ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@veganbutcherhackepeter Exactly.

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veganbutcherhackepeter You'd be surprised how many are shitty AND don't pay their actors on time, or at all...

    • @guyincognito959
      @guyincognito959 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thaaat...seems to be the reason why Hollywood exists then. Good people make bad movies.
      :D
      He seems like a good person, but...those films....must be very terrible...

  • @rikavela2
    @rikavela2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The only reason why Neal B. isn't in a nuthouse is probably because he's not dangerous for society, however, his movies are a treat to logic and common sense ☺️☺️☺️

    • @TaddiestMason
      @TaddiestMason 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's cause Reagan shut them all down and now next to nothing will ever get you put in one. You can pretend to be a bug and run around demanding people use bug or rabbit pronouns and they won't treat you like the insane person you would be being.

  • @Wildcat_93
    @Wildcat_93 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:45 is the best line delivery of all time, it reminds me of how they used to spoof bad B-movie actors in The Angry Beavers. I felt like I took drugs watching this movie. Everything about it was just so off and it made me laugh hard enough that I nearly twisted my own pair during the process.

    • @georgezuniga6298
      @georgezuniga6298 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched angry beavers on lsd and it was hilarious.

    • @br0k3nman
      @br0k3nman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@georgezuniga6298such a genius show that was funny on a kid’s level with adult level humor at the same time. My mom, my little sister, and I still quote and do rewatches.

  • @AbaddonOnGanja
    @AbaddonOnGanja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Neil Breen is a true master of "so bad its good" movies and he knows and embraces it. I wish he made more.

    • @Elkyrie2
      @Elkyrie2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good news, he has a sequel, or movie using one of the characters of this one at least, coming out somewhere next year

    • @vnikyt
      @vnikyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He apparently doesn't know how movies are bad; he thinks he's a revolutionary anti-establishment filmmaker making movies despite Hollywood trying to stop him

    • @luzmaria5006
      @luzmaria5006 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vnikyt And that is what make his movies so bad that is good, he truly take his movies serious. If he thought then as a joke, it would lose all the authenticity that his movies has.

  • @MrMysteryGuest1
    @MrMysteryGuest1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "All I want is the drugs and the money!" - Every person's incentive when they watch this Neil Breen movie!

  • @KayGeee86
    @KayGeee86 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was blown away, when I looked him up on IMDB and realized his films are just a few years old😂 They look like crap from the 80's.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can you imagine a Seagal and Breen collab? Legendary

    • @chrisbg99
      @chrisbg99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One tries too hard. The other tries too little. Can they make a passable movie? Probably not but it'll be fun to watch.

  • @N0T1C3R0FtH1NGS
    @N0T1C3R0FtH1NGS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Neil Breen
    The creativity and acting ability of Segal with the energy and charisma of Dennis Hopper with a .3 BAC

  • @CyndyPeter-i2e
    @CyndyPeter-i2e 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Stuck in a waiting room with constipated diarrhea and forced to watch Breen movies is what hell is,,, I really need to repent

  • @48mastadon
    @48mastadon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think he does these movies just so he can creep on desperate actresses.

  • @POLARTTYRTM
    @POLARTTYRTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is one of those movies that are so bad they become unforgettable good gems.

    • @FabledGentleman
      @FabledGentleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No. This is even beyond that, this is a movie so bad it gives you eye cancer and throws you down a five year journey of misery and despair.

    • @greenkoopa
      @greenkoopa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched it with my mouth open, I wasn't sure my eyes were being honest

    • @ticklemewesker7019
      @ticklemewesker7019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only Birds gets that medal lol

    • @libtardiacitizen
      @libtardiacitizen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FabledGentleman Just you man. Just you.

    • @NoOneGetzOutAlive
      @NoOneGetzOutAlive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. No.

  • @carlosk8103
    @carlosk8103 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    " WE ARE ON THE VERGE....... of mind hacking” 😂

  • @TheVictorLoyiso
    @TheVictorLoyiso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dude I cannot believe you put yourself through watching another Neil Breen after Fateful Findings 💀😂👀

  • @XavierAncarno
    @XavierAncarno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:18 this man is really wearing his t-shirt in reverse and no one noticed it 😂😂😂

    • @MRakshay-fb2mu
      @MRakshay-fb2mu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's epileptic bro don't make fun of him.

    • @XavierAncarno
      @XavierAncarno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MRakshay-fb2mu are the camera operator, and filming crew also epileptic!?

    • @MRakshay-fb2mu
      @MRakshay-fb2mu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@XavierAncarno Yes, can't u tell.

  • @jefffuller9918
    @jefffuller9918 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The worst all-time movie would be a joining of Breen AND Seagal together.