I feel that if you fell asleep half way through a Neil Breen movie and wake up half way through another one, you wouldn't even notice something isn't right.
The fact of the matter is: all of his movies have a similar pace, him as a protagonist and similar locations. That said, you could do the same with a Fast and Furious movie or a Mission Impossible one, only difference would be the image quality and fashion, but those that came out in the same decade look very similar.
In my case he's also the kid who had a bullshit excuse every time he lost at Four Square and whined until you acted like he didn't lose and kept playing.
"By killing their loved ones, we'll destroy their spirit." Excellent plan. I can't think of a single example of a story where someone brutally avenges the violent death of a loved one.
Every Neil Breen movie in a nutshell: -Neil Breen is always portrayed as a messianic figure who has superpowers -Breen will hook up with women who are significantly younger than him -Horrible special effects and green screen -Neil will portray himself as a hero but will do plenty of illegal activities -Subplots that are immediately introduced and dropped -Scenes that drag on forever -Poor attempts at social commentary -Oblivion style dialogue -Some of the worst acting ever seen in cinema -Scenes that were filmed in areas without any permits -Characters who appear at random -Movies contain lots of filler -Movies will abruptly end -Stock footage -Neil Breen is the writer, director, producer, editor, casting director, accountant, makeup director, special effects person, and location manager -Neil Breen will make up fake companies to include in the credits Anything else I forget?
The secret plot is always that Neil Breen is a mentally ill person and the entire movie is always a drug induced hallucination being shown as though it was real. Bravo Breen, masterpieces!
Neil Breen is like a little kid who can't decide if he wanted to play superhero, secret agent, bad guy or robot so he decides to take turns while the other kids are perplexed what the hell he's doing.
This movie is actually pretty deep. Neil was playing a good guy, who got used by the government and the bad guys at the same time and wanted to turn bad himself but decided it is better to pretend to be a bad guy while he is still a good guy but just put up a show as a confused guy to confuse both the government and the real bad guys. And wanting to destroy Las Vegas at the same time because it is a Sin city. It had to be this way... 😉
Mercenaries like Neil are used to roughing it: living off very little, for as long as necessary. I'd even buy him a "backup car" to sleep in, in case something happened to his current car.🤣
I imagine they might kill each other. That might be the best possible outcome. In all seriousness I doubt Breen would play a villain since he always wants to be the messianic figure in his own movies.
I started laughing at the bar tending while driving. Was in knots at killing the husband. Coughing at the dark sht with the paralysed wife.....Couldn't fkn breathe when it turned out it was the wrong couple..... Jesus fkn wept man😂😂😂
I never thought I'd say this, but Seagal *himself* is a better director than Neil Breen. On Deadly Ground is terrible (though entertainingly bad) and is just as much an ego trip as Breen's movies, but for the most part it's at least competently made.
On May 17, 2024, Breen announced via Twitter that he has begun to write a script for his new film, claiming it is "totally different than his previous films."[14]
@@Iceman10000 A good cinematographer can do interesting things with a bunch of sand and rocks, making the most out of the sunlight and shadows. Unfortunately Breen probably thinks cinematography is some sort of Vietnamese dish.
I love how Space Ice, unlike all other Neil Breen viewers, can actually find ways to make the plots of his movies somewhat coherent and slightly logical. Slightly.
That is even more commendable for Space Ice. You gotta have patience and strong stomach only for watching a Breen's 'movie' from start to finish. And the 'fun' doesn't end there: he have to write the script by re- watching the stinker scene by scene and read the script for voiceover and re- living the horror in the process.
I heard Breen made a movie starring along Tommy Wiseau, but the CIA confiscated the movie and locked it up in Area 51, apparently its the megaest blockbuster movie ever. Anyone who watches it, their brains explode. Experts say, human mind just isn’t powerful enough to comprehend such masterpiece.
I've often wondered what it would look like if schizophrenia could just make movies unfiltered... thank you Neil Breen for pushing that brave new frontier.
One of the weirdest things about NB’s ‘movies’ is when you see some technology or they make a reference to something after the 1980s, since the movies look so old. Also, I think his magic rock is pyrite aka fool’s gold lol
Plot twist.....he taught he because he's Seagal's father. I mean think about it, they both have very ambiguous looks and have similar awful hair. It makes as much sense as a plot line in their films.
I think the closest was the movie Gamer. Completely confusing plot, characters just have skills, you don't know what happened. I watched it with a friend recently and we're still unsure of what the heck happened.
Space Ice’s tenacity at understanding the weaving of plot lines and intricate editing to gift us at the end with the explanation that what seemed like a long fever dream was actually a non-linear masterpiece was astounding. You, sir, deserve my thanks
I start writing half assed stories and then lose interest, but when people like this pop up it makes me feel like my writing is actually as good as James Cameron. I honestly respect people like Breen and Seagal for that.
Wow! Not only was this video hilarious but you actually gave a Niel Breen movie a narrative and helped it make sense (in an abstract and metaphoric sort of way)
Like Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch ultraviolence as behavior conditioning. His reaction after that treatment when he sees violence is pretty much the same as mine after seeing a Breen film, extreme pains in the abdomen.
@@AdamOBrien29"I am I am I am the most imitated artist EVER,, many MANY men with no talent OR screen presence have ridden my coattails, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone,, to stardom but there's only ONE who has any REAL talent and that's Neil Breen." Steven "the Metoo Toku " Segle...
That was hilarious. Was I seeing things or did I see a tiny black line that was supposed to be censoring his penis in that scene? Anyone else notice that?
Breen is either the highest level troll in filmmaking, or he’s so bizarrely narcissistic, inept, and self-oblivious that he makes Seagal look like Jackie Chan.
The difference being, Seagal doesn't do the work himself and has much higher budgets. Breen is a one man team. If you watch his credit rolls, he goes through the effort of crediting everything to names that don't actually exist and tells you, "Any company name or name appearing in the credits with an "N" and a "B" in them are actually Neil Breen. He writes, directs, acts, films, edits, produces, promotes, caters, etc. He doesn't claim to be an expert movie maker. He's an architect. I don't think he's even gone to any film schools. He's just learning it on his own.
@@ugoeze7360 He's got a passion, he's got the money, and he's living his best life. He's sharing his work with the world. I don't watch his stuff to take it seriously. It is supposed to be entertainment, and he knows how to do that :)
Jackie Chan recently shot a movie on top of a Syrian town destroyed by Assad. Steve Seagal shown up in russian propaganda video in Elenivka PoW camp they blow up in Ukraine... they're... actually surprisingly morally equal... hard to get lower. I am SO happy Everything, Everywhere, All At Once hired Ke Huy Quan instead of him, it's a great movie and I can't look at Jackie without remembering his private life and shilling for dictators in real life anymore. What does he expect, a flat in Damascus like Depardieu got his crib from putin?
@@Magicpickle5 Oh yeah! And while I'm being facetious a part of me do have respect for Neil Breen doing what he loves, even if the result is total 💩💩💩!
I remember almost getting caught up in the easy money than the fast life in the anthrax business can provide. Around my block, the girls wouldn't give you a second look if you weren't slangin' thrax.
I wonder if the "it's a stupid rock, it's the best day ever" bit was a call back to the other Neil Breen movie where the kids found a equally stupid rock and wrote "it's a magical day" in the diary lol anyway these videos are the funniest thing on TH-cam 😂
@@KasumiRINA It is, indeed, the first movie he made...and evidently he isn't selling copies of it anymore. Odd. There's a lot of fluff, utter nonsense, and pointless plot threads that go nowhere to be sure, but there's still the skeleton of a "normal" movie here in Double Down. I mean, the general "A" plot is fairly simple. Spy/assassin MC has his fiancé assassinated, he goes rogue and decides to offer his services to the highest bidder, and accepts a contract to launch an attack against LA. Said MC starts hallucinating (or not...?) his dead fiancé and starts having a crisis of conscience. MC carries through with his attack anyway, but it's somewhat ambiguous as to whether or not he survived since he drives off into the sunset with his dead fiancé in the passenger seat. He tells it out of order, and has a lot of pointless, meandering shots of nothing (interesting) happening, but buried beneath all of that IS something resembling a "proper" movie. The rest of his movies really are just "Shit Happening" with little rhyme or reason.
TBF, Neil did evolve after Double Down, which was his first movie. The later characters he plays became absolutely flawless and perfect in every way (except when they mess up), even becoming Cyborg Space Alien Jesus in I Am Here….Now. I never tire of seeing this superhuman Air Force Pilot 👨✈️ and “the best” struggle to negotiate slight inclines. Neil is definitely everything people think Ed Wood was, minus the talent
you are a super hero, you saved the day, thanks to your sacrifice, thousands of people will not see this movie and suffer a mental breakdown, thank you for everything you do for us simple peasants,let the songs of your heroism be sung for 1000 years and a thousand lands✌️👍👏🥳🥳
Another Breen masterpiece! No expense was spared for this gem of a movie including script, plotline, special effects and acting. With Breen's rippling new muscles, a testament to his seriousness of Breen's important role as a multi-talented Cyborg, government super-agent, hit man, terrorist, Anthrax distributor, DIRECTV installer, 90s flip phone and car collector. Breen also collects tuna cans. Plus, Breen would beat Usain Bolt in a sprint any day! An Academy Award! 🏃♂
" So he steals a Farr-ari with a flip phone" "And after confirming his gun is still empty" . Omg, my sides , I can't breathe!😂😂😂 Never change Space Ice!!
"Because the movie hasn't made any fucking sense yet so its not goinna start now", I wish more film critics would use such classic lines when writing their reviews evoews.
They probably quit after the first two scenes. That would explain the perpetual and overlapping cycle of giving up on storylines and starting new ones.
I thought I had reached my entertainment quota with videos, but that all changed after I stumbled onto this gem. The way the narrator breaks down the nonsensical happenings and storyline inconsistencies along with the bad acting was genius, and that voice is the perfect fit for this. If MST 3K ever needs to add a character to their mix i would highly recommend this guy. Him together with Crow and Tom Servo would be golden. Neil Breems bad acting was one thing, but him trying to show off his non existent aging physique by wearing a muscle shirt when there wasn't a muscle to be found tells me that he has no sense of self awareness at all.😂 You can tell this guy actually believes he's an action hero stud muffin, and that made this even funnier. I look forward to watching more of your content. Well done! 👍
The trip to Vegas took 3 days because Breen's car could only travel half a mile per hour or the Government Agency (TM) would detect him. He forgot to explain that in narration.
Something very innocent and child like in his movies.. It's like if you asked a little kid to make a movie and you told him he could be whatever he wanted to be... A hero, a robot, a god, secret agent, terrorist, ladies man... The kid tell you he couldn't pick one so he'll be all of them... That's Breen...
Disney could actually make a profit on a film if they hire this guy. The Breen cult is a force to be reckoned with since Space Ice started promoting his masterpieces
I don't know....I mean, Space Ice is making videos about him and tons of people are getting exposed to his work. As a photographer I'd kill for that kind of publicity.
On one hand you are right. On the other hand the dude DOES get to make movies (quality of those movies notwithstanding) and makes more money than I do, so......
I mean he's getting exposure because his work is so bad people want to see it so they can laugh at it, would you honestly want to be famous for being the worlds worst photographer having exposure simply cause people want to laugh at poor your work is?@@bobbyellis5006 i personally would rather be anon than be famous as figure of ridicule.
He's living the life, really. Fulfilling his dream of being a director. Honestly, that ain't shabby at all. You know what's REALLY bad? Having actual talent and not doing much with it.
The only thing that worries me about Neil Breen films is that people will watch them in ten years time and say "holy shit, he was so ahead of his time, how did he know"
Your ability to break down complex intertwined story arcs that even poor me can almost enjoy the plot is almost on a par to the panache of Neil Breens acting.
Say what you want about Neil Breen, but using the wireless capabilities of your phone to open the *_exclusively mechanical_* Ferrari Testarossa door locks is crazy impressive
So true. Every video, I hit play, then I hit like. I haven't regretted my decision once. Space Ice is the best, even though he lied to us about the tuna paying off. I was looking forward to that.
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Isn't that corrupt???
tel nielbreen to stop showing off his mussels! and his atletic looks!
Definitely join. It's cheap and well worth it for some of the funniest material on the Internet!
Neil Breen is just like Rodney Moore
Jeez, how does this movie exist?
This is so relatable. This is the exactly the same movie I would have made if somebody had given me money to make a film when I was 8
I’m sure it would have been better than this 😊
Would it have included two nude people face down in a pool? Or you having trouble eating, while driving?
30$
😂😂😂
You are insulting 8 years olds.
Neil Breen is the gift that refuses to start giving.
😂
Most slept on comment 😂
Oh god 😂
Bless you child, doing the Lord's work😅😅
This comment is doing the Lord's work
The complete lack of self-awareness is what makes Breen such a true artist.
Heard that Cade is self aware and the honeymoon is over. 😂
Neil's movies are like another world; a world of his own where he's perfection personified.
Talk about "escapism taken to a new level" 😑
@@MrJamaigar Except he doesn't look nor act the part, so the conflict is hilarious.
I feel that if you fell asleep half way through a Neil Breen movie and wake up half way through another one, you wouldn't even notice something isn't right.
😂
That's not at all inaccurate. His movies manage to be both bloated and meandering.
The fact of the matter is: all of his movies have a similar pace, him as a protagonist and similar locations. That said, you could do the same with a Fast and Furious movie or a Mission Impossible one, only difference would be the image quality and fashion, but those that came out in the same decade look very similar.
You dont fall aslepp. The movie goes total black for a few hours.
How possibly can anyone sleep while watching a Breen ? They'd be too busy laughing their guts out.
Neil was that one kid in the playground that always had a counter measure for any attack when playing cops & robbers.
I can't go on with this!
Too funny
I also owned an 'Everything proof suit'
If you mean the one that called in an airstrike by aliens working for the CIA then yeah, he's that kid.
In my case he's also the kid who had a bullshit excuse every time he lost at Four Square and whined until you acted like he didn't lose and kept playing.
"By killing their loved ones, we'll destroy their spirit."
Excellent plan. I can't think of a single example of a story where someone brutally avenges the violent death of a loved one.
Lmao not a one comes to mind 🤔
That’s only because they were amateurs and picked the wrong loved one. Obviously, their spirit wasn’t adequately destroyed. Duhh!
That's CREATIVITY, MAN! That's what makes him a brenius!!
Every Neil Breen movie in a nutshell:
-Neil Breen is always portrayed as a messianic figure who has superpowers
-Breen will hook up with women who are significantly younger than him
-Horrible special effects and green screen
-Neil will portray himself as a hero but will do plenty of illegal activities
-Subplots that are immediately introduced and dropped
-Scenes that drag on forever
-Poor attempts at social commentary
-Oblivion style dialogue
-Some of the worst acting ever seen in cinema
-Scenes that were filmed in areas without any permits
-Characters who appear at random
-Movies contain lots of filler
-Movies will abruptly end
-Stock footage
-Neil Breen is the writer, director, producer, editor, casting director, accountant, makeup director, special effects person, and location manager
-Neil Breen will make up fake companies to include in the credits
Anything else I forget?
Breen also does the Craft Services. Probably balony and yellow mustard sandwiches.
That's basically it lol I also like how in a lot of his movies people have the power to just disappear in front of your eyes
He always casts desperate female actors that are willing to do nudity for his creepy enjoyment.
The secret plot is always that Neil Breen is a mentally ill person and the entire movie is always a drug induced hallucination being shown as though it was real.
Bravo Breen, masterpieces!
@@48mastadon It's not creepy, it's Art, lol
Neil Breen is like a little kid who can't decide if he wanted to play superhero, secret agent, bad guy or robot so he decides to take turns while the other kids are perplexed what the hell he's doing.
This movie is actually pretty deep. Neil was playing a good guy, who got used by the government and the bad guys at the same time and wanted to turn bad himself but decided it is better to pretend to be a bad guy while he is still a good guy but just put up a show as a confused guy to confuse both the government and the real bad guys. And wanting to destroy Las Vegas at the same time because it is a Sin city. It had to be this way... 😉
Can't believe this guy is real.
He also like naked women
I remember that kid😅
@@supertuesday600 Well, family guy obviously wasn't working out for him.
I can't believe I've never thought of sleeping on the dirt road outside of my car, that looks so comfortable.
Mercenaries like Neil are used to roughing it: living off very little, for as long as necessary.
I'd even buy him a "backup car" to sleep in, in case something happened to his current car.🤣
Neil Breen is truly one of a kind. He just films whatever the hell he feels like filming and edits it in whatever order he feels like
He belongs in a maximum security Prison.
@@terencemckenna6468Seagal did that movie already
He does it on the go with only one take. True legend 😄
Bless his Special heart
Artistic Brilliance
Neil Breen is the gift that refuses to stop giving
But in the same way as herpes...
😂🤣😅
Despite millions literally begging him to. He is a cruel, cruel bastard.
Niel Brenn is the gift that refuses to start giving
It never stops 😂😂😂😂
His ability to use four laptops at once is unparalleled. This movie is comedy genius
Plus continously readjusting those crummy satellites every few minutes!
Lets not forget that the screens were off in all of them.
@@josephnichols4129 Even more impressive. He has the ability to use them without them being on. Amazing
Every movie he makes needs at least 5 laptops
@@bmo14lax you can't make a movie without at least 5.
I want Neil Breen to write and be a villain in a Steven Seagull movie. Imagine the possibilities
I imagine they might kill each other. That might be the best possible outcome. In all seriousness I doubt Breen would play a villain since he always wants to be the messianic figure in his own movies.
Directed by Uwe Boll.
It'd be the end of hollywood. There'd be nothing left to do.
Seagal is always the villain in his own movies
Have a movie that has a Uwe Boll, Steven Seagull, and Neil Breen animatronic. Then have Nicholas Cage show up to fight them.
Him accidentally murdering/paralysing the wrong couple had me howling 🤣🤣🤣
I started laughing at the bar tending while driving. Was in knots at killing the husband. Coughing at the dark sht with the paralysed wife.....Couldn't fkn breathe when it turned out it was the wrong couple.....
Jesus fkn wept man😂😂😂
Yeah ..oopppsss. like I stated, he's the Joe Biden of super agents.
@@purplemonkey649 if he is the best secret agent/terrorist in the world who is the worst? 😂😂😂😂😂
@@PandalkaSteven seagal of course
@@izanami3793but it might could been an illusion?
"And none of this is ever mentioned again." 😂😂😂
Bruh, copyright this phrase! Get your paper!!
How Space Ice manages to sit through an entire Neil Breen movie without suffering a major stroke and PTSD is beyond me..😅
Who says he doesn't?
Right? He even makes sense out of them
@@cybercop0083 ... A clear sign of the brain damage caused by watching them.
He has a smooth, deep bass, mellifluous voice when not doing movie reviews.
Think the original South Park Chef, Isaac Hayes...
Maybe Space Ice is actually Neil Brenn himself
This guy makes Seagal's movies look competent which is an extraordinary achievement in itself.
At least Steven Seagal will snatch every motherfkn birthday. The same can't be said for Neil Breen.
he makes tommy wiseau look like steven spielberg
@@themoviewimp3548 on top of that, Steven Seagal might could be an illusion
I never thought I'd say this, but Seagal *himself* is a better director than Neil Breen. On Deadly Ground is terrible (though entertainingly bad) and is just as much an ego trip as Breen's movies, but for the most part it's at least competently made.
Under Siege is a great movie. I think people forget that at one time Seagal was actually an a list actor with movies people liked to watch.
On May 17, 2024, Breen announced via Twitter that he has begun to write a script for his new film, claiming it is "totally different than his previous films."[14]
*Reporter:* How much was the budget for this movie?
*Neil Breen:* 300
*Reporter:* 300 million dollars?
*Neil Breen:* No, 300 dollars.
300 Zimbabwean dollars
300 monopoly money dollars
300 magical rocks I found in the desert (and by desert I mean some junkyard in Tucson)
Nah, 300 was the tuna budget.
In pennies....
This guy makes Seagul movies look insanely well written
Blasfemi😑
Under Siege was the true exception of the norm
don't disrespect Breen like that, at least he doesn't assault women or dickrides Putin
Dude has a gift for filming beautiful landscapes in unimaginable ways.
People really find deserts like that "beautiful"? Everything looks the same lol, just boring brown dirt and boring brown rocks.
@@Iceman10000
A good cinematographer can do interesting things with a bunch of sand and rocks, making the most out of the sunlight and shadows. Unfortunately Breen probably thinks cinematography is some sort of Vietnamese dish.
I love how Space Ice, unlike all other Neil Breen viewers, can actually find ways to make the plots of his movies somewhat coherent and slightly logical. Slightly.
That is even more commendable for Space Ice. You gotta have patience and strong stomach only for watching a Breen's 'movie' from start to finish. And the 'fun' doesn't end there: he have to write the script by re- watching the stinker scene by scene and read the script for voiceover and re- living the horror in the process.
A feat worthy of Hercules
We need you space ice more than ever.
"This is an anthrax dealer" - only in a Neil Breen mega-blockbuster can we get such superb script writing.
mega-blockbuster hit movie.
There’s a REALLY big demand for anthrax! It’s even more popular than refined ricin!
A simple, brillant setup.
@@markiangooleyobviously, the band anthrax is responsable for this sad state of affair.
Those rare Anthrax shows, with Slayer bootlegs on the side.
Bigger than 9/11??? This looks like it was filmed in 89
Respect to Neil Breen he realized there was an audience of people who enjoyed bad movies, Especially good content for TH-camrs
Neil Breen should be in prison
I WORSHIP SEGAL ONLY, NO ONE ELSE
I watched one of his movies. I was sick to my stomach.
Be careful calling his movies bad. He WILL ELIMINATE YOU FROM THE PLANET! YOU'RE GONE! GONE!
@@Donald_J_Trump_ We know you love Segal Donald, we know.
This movie must've cost hundreds of coupons to make.
I heard Breen made a movie starring along Tommy Wiseau, but the CIA confiscated the movie and locked it up in Area 51, apparently its the megaest blockbuster movie ever. Anyone who watches it, their brains explode. Experts say, human mind just isn’t powerful enough to comprehend such masterpiece.
Ive also heard this as well.
Fun fact: Neil Breen always hires an editor for his movies, and every one dies of a brain aneurysm before they finish.
hahaha winning comment right there. I spit out my food.
that explains why all of his movies seem to be constructed out of order.
Hmmm so he never has to pay them, a win for breen
His brain would explode if he ever made a good film.😂
💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've often wondered what it would look like if schizophrenia could just make movies unfiltered... thank you Neil Breen for pushing that brave new frontier.
One of the weirdest things about NB’s ‘movies’ is when you see some technology or they make a reference to something after the 1980s, since the movies look so old. Also, I think his magic rock is pyrite aka fool’s gold lol
It is fool's gold. I noticed that too.
That’s a magic rock
Legend has it that Breen taught Seagal everything he knows about running.
I hate to say it but after watching this, Seagal doesn't look so bad.
Seagal doesn't run, he just waddles at a higher speed than usual.
And fooling younger women....
Neil Breen and Steven Seagal is like Darth Plagueis and Sidious
Plot twist.....he taught he because he's Seagal's father.
I mean think about it, they both have very ambiguous looks and have similar awful hair. It makes as much sense as a plot line in their films.
That's what mercury poisoning from eating only tuna looks like kids.
🤣
This movie is so confusing that I don't even know if Space Ice's explanation of the plot at the end was real or a joke
Neil BREEN is the cautionary tale of why you don’t tell people they’re good at something just to save their feelings - 3 movies 🤮
5. And a 6th in the making...
Neil Breen is a national treasure. His movies might not be good or well made or well written or make sense but they're sure fun to watch
Apparently he has no honest friends.
Someone would have stopped him if he had any.
@milliondollarmistake it's called "so bad it's good"
Not sure it’s that or in extreme denial…. Or just this for fun
Eh least I didn’t actually watch his films
Neil Breen & Steven Seagal are so inspirational, they prove that truly anyone can make movies if they’re narcissistic enough
There is some truth to that
Imagine how beautiful of a train wreck Breen could make with a big studio budget.
I think the closest was the movie Gamer. Completely confusing plot, characters just have skills, you don't know what happened. I watched it with a friend recently and we're still unsure of what the heck happened.
Space Ice’s tenacity at understanding the weaving of plot lines and intricate editing to gift us at the end with the explanation that what seemed like a long fever dream was actually a non-linear masterpiece was astounding. You, sir, deserve my thanks
Yeah that is seriously impressive. This movie was an unintelligible mess.
I start writing half assed stories and then lose interest, but when people like this pop up it makes me feel like my writing is actually as good as James Cameron. I honestly respect people like Breen and Seagal for that.
The trick is to keep rewriting them and being patient as the story, plot and situations improve over time.
The amount of mercury he ingested from all that tuna explains everything in this movie.
Released in 2005 but looks like it was made in the early 90s. Classic Breen movie
He should do a porno, next.
I was thinking 70s, except for cell phones and 911
That's because it was shot on 35mm film...
"A female FEMALE impersonator."
I'm dying.
"Will you marry me?"
"Yes"
BANG
"Oh. Jeez..!"
Stunning.
90% of the budget for this movie was used to rent those cars
Would have been funny if they rented Home Depot trucks for $19.99 per hour and used them!😂
And stock footages.
I think the Farrari Testarossa is actually his.
@@zombiedodge1426he somehow unlocked the car with his phone when the car doesn’t have a push to start nor a keyless entry
I don't know, it must have cost a lot to sign Breen on
Wow! Not only was this video hilarious but you actually gave a Niel Breen movie a narrative and helped it make sense (in an abstract and metaphoric sort of way)
Breen really does have a priceless gift: the imagination of a 10-year-old. I totally remember daydreaming crazy shit like this. Love you Ice!
"I'm just a simple person. I've received bioelectromedical implants to assist me in carrying out my attacks." - Neil Breen
Wait, doesn’t everybody else get bioelectrical implants for assist them like me and Neil???
I got mine at the mall. They have a new kiosk next to Spencers.
12:17 his gun is so advanced its slide doesn't need to move.
Didn’t mean to disturb your lunch
Isn't a movie, it's like a medieval torture machine
It’s like being strapped to a gurney and having your fingernails ripped off.
Like Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch ultraviolence as behavior conditioning. His reaction after that treatment when he sees violence is pretty much the same as mine after seeing a Breen film, extreme pains in the abdomen.
@@tempslip You're very lucky it's after seeing a Breen film, for me the pain is all the way through every viewing.
Neil Breen is truly a master at his craft. In his hands, he and he alone holds the gold standard of modern cinema. To say otherwise is laughable.
I mean... Disney has made worse.
"I didn't care much about films originally, but Breen opened my eyes, I wouldn't be here with him"
- Martin Scorsese
@@AdamOBrien29"I am I am I am the most imitated artist EVER,, many MANY men with no talent OR screen presence have ridden my coattails, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone,, to stardom but there's only ONE who has any REAL talent and that's Neil Breen."
Steven "the Metoo Toku " Segle...
"Breen" is a whole movie genre in its own right that should have its own category at the Oscars.
We all know Breen is trolling us but does Breen himself know he's trolling us? 🤣
I love he said “oh jeez!!” to his fiancé getting shot IN THE HEAD right in front of his eyes.
That was hilarious. Was I seeing things or did I see a tiny black line that was supposed to be censoring his penis in that scene? Anyone else notice that?
@@shannonfrancis3596 Yeah I just checked, Idk why the line is so thin though lo
guess there wasnt much to cover up hahaha@@rikiishitoru8885
7:49 The "Mark Zuckerberg" part had me in stitches.
are ever seen or mentioned again 😂😂😂
I can’t breathe right now! That shit was too much!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Breen is either the highest level troll in filmmaking, or he’s so bizarrely narcissistic, inept, and self-oblivious that he makes Seagal look like Jackie Chan.
The difference being, Seagal doesn't do the work himself and has much higher budgets. Breen is a one man team. If you watch his credit rolls, he goes through the effort of crediting everything to names that don't actually exist and tells you, "Any company name or name appearing in the credits with an "N" and a "B" in them are actually Neil Breen.
He writes, directs, acts, films, edits, produces, promotes, caters, etc.
He doesn't claim to be an expert movie maker. He's an architect. I don't think he's even gone to any film schools. He's just learning it on his own.
@@eduardopena5893lifelong still not-quite-there learning.
@@ugoeze7360 He's got a passion, he's got the money, and he's living his best life. He's sharing his work with the world. I don't watch his stuff to take it seriously. It is supposed to be entertainment, and he knows how to do that :)
Jackie Chan recently shot a movie on top of a Syrian town destroyed by Assad. Steve Seagal shown up in russian propaganda video in Elenivka PoW camp they blow up in Ukraine... they're... actually surprisingly morally equal... hard to get lower. I am SO happy Everything, Everywhere, All At Once hired Ke Huy Quan instead of him, it's a great movie and I can't look at Jackie without remembering his private life and shilling for dictators in real life anymore. What does he expect, a flat in Damascus like Depardieu got his crib from putin?
Yes
all jokes aside..Breen is the EPITOME of Narcissi. Gives me huge closet deviant/ sociopath/ serial killer vibes
Absolutely! Its like he is screaming for help!
Oh dear... do you think being an architect is a way of disposing of the bodies?!😮
Some of these foundations needs some inspection ASAP!
Nah he’s just a goofy boomer
@@Magicpickle5 Oh yeah! And while I'm being facetious a part of me do have respect for Neil Breen doing what he loves, even if the result is total 💩💩💩!
Eyes on Breen.
Imagine someone kills your love infront of your eyes, and you say oh Jesus. Man the emotions
When a movie has a antrax dealer, you know you have a winner in your hands. Niel Breen never cease to amaze.
I remember almost getting caught up in the easy money than the fast life in the anthrax business can provide. Around my block, the girls wouldn't give you a second look if you weren't slangin' thrax.
an anthrax dealer*
I wonder if the "it's a stupid rock, it's the best day ever" bit was a call back to the other Neil Breen movie where the kids found a equally stupid rock and wrote "it's a magical day" in the diary lol anyway these videos are the funniest thing on TH-cam 😂
It just ties together the breeniverse
i looked up and this seems to be the FIRST of his movies and it isn't tied to anything, which makes it even weirder...
@@KasumiRINA It is, indeed, the first movie he made...and evidently he isn't selling copies of it anymore. Odd.
There's a lot of fluff, utter nonsense, and pointless plot threads that go nowhere to be sure, but there's still the skeleton of a "normal" movie here in Double Down.
I mean, the general "A" plot is fairly simple. Spy/assassin MC has his fiancé assassinated, he goes rogue and decides to offer his services to the highest bidder, and accepts a contract to launch an attack against LA. Said MC starts hallucinating (or not...?) his dead fiancé and starts having a crisis of conscience. MC carries through with his attack anyway, but it's somewhat ambiguous as to whether or not he survived since he drives off into the sunset with his dead fiancé in the passenger seat.
He tells it out of order, and has a lot of pointless, meandering shots of nothing (interesting) happening, but buried beneath all of that IS something resembling a "proper" movie.
The rest of his movies really are just "Shit Happening" with little rhyme or reason.
Neil Breen:”I’m just a simple person”
Anyone that has seen any of his movies: “press X to doubt”
nice la noire reference I see what you did there
9:03 " what do u mean i picked up the wrong couple " I died 😭😭💀💀
This is the part where I'm absolutely convinced this movie is intentionally a comedy. How could it not be?
Dude looks like Garry Shandling w/ Chuck Norris' voice 😂😂
Lmao 😂😂😂
My favorite part is where the old couple left a $400,000 vehicle in the street with its doors open and the key in the ignition
TBF, Neil did evolve after Double Down, which was his first movie.
The later characters he plays became absolutely flawless and perfect in every way (except when they mess up), even becoming Cyborg Space Alien Jesus in I Am Here….Now.
I never tire of seeing this superhuman Air Force Pilot 👨✈️ and “the best” struggle to negotiate slight inclines.
Neil is definitely everything people think Ed Wood was, minus the talent
all the plot about killing a couple and picking the wrong one was some award worthy 🤣🤣
oops.
But it was for the greater good.
The size of the old man's grave 😂😂😂😂
you are a super hero, you saved the day, thanks to your sacrifice, thousands of people will not see this movie and suffer a mental breakdown, thank you for everything you do for us simple peasants,let the songs of your heroism be sung for 1000 years and a thousand lands✌️👍👏🥳🥳
GOD BLESS
11:10 The guy on the left has his magazine in backwards. I don't know how that's possible, even on a toy gyn.
Another Breen masterpiece! No expense was spared for this gem of a movie including script, plotline, special effects and acting. With Breen's rippling new muscles, a testament to his seriousness of Breen's important role as a multi-talented Cyborg, government super-agent, hit man, terrorist, Anthrax distributor, DIRECTV installer, 90s flip phone and car collector. Breen also collects tuna cans. Plus, Breen would beat Usain Bolt in a sprint any day! An Academy Award! 🏃♂
How many takes do they need to do because of the film crew laughing at him?
Film crew?
You mean the guy holding the iphone ?
@@chendaforestThis movie was actually shot on real film.
Yeah, but that doesnt mean he just put up a camera up somewhere, pressed record, and then attempted to piece the mashed up pieces in post.
There is no crew dude, its a one man army, all scenes are stationary😂😂😂
Yeah he ate too much tuna and now the mercury has settled in his brain. Poor guy probably doesn't even know he's in a movie.
" So he steals a Farr-ari with a flip phone" "And after confirming his gun is still empty" . Omg, my sides , I can't breathe!😂😂😂 Never change Space Ice!!
🤣😂😆😂
"Didn't mean to disturb your lunch" line is one of the greatest ever.
"Because the movie hasn't made any fucking sense yet so its not goinna start now", I wish more film critics would use such classic lines when writing their reviews evoews.
My man, I cannot watch you high anymore. I think I cracked a rib laughing so hard. Holy shit.
Try fentanyl
@@terencemckenna6468 And funnel money to scum?
Weed is for degenerates
Neil Breen is the hero we need, and the hero we deserve.
Please noooooo 😂
You're right. Unfortunately.
Need? No. Deserve?? Possibly
This is the real threat level midnight. Cardboard cutout dialogue, hilarious over and underacting and a plotline about as straight as Freddie mercury.
"Yay, more Neil Breen!"
-Said only by Space Ice viewers
The really weird thing is how the helll does he find all these people, willing to play on his movies. I believe it is either blackmail or hypnosis.
They probably quit after the first two scenes. That would explain the perpetual and overlapping cycle of giving up on storylines and starting new ones.
He pays them. He is a professional.
I'd totally be in a Neil Breen movie.
@@zombiedodge1426I'd help be part of his crew, act, whatever. He wouldn't even have to pay me. I'd just do it for the love of his art.
@@zombiedodge1426 He's always flooded with resumés, but he keeps dumping beverages on them and tossing them around the room for various reasons.
I thought I had reached my entertainment quota with videos, but that all changed after I stumbled onto this gem.
The way the narrator breaks down the nonsensical happenings and storyline inconsistencies along with the bad acting was genius, and that voice is the perfect fit for this.
If MST 3K ever needs to add a character to their mix i would highly recommend this guy.
Him together with Crow and Tom Servo would be golden.
Neil Breems bad acting was one thing, but him trying to show off his non existent aging physique by wearing a muscle shirt when there wasn't a muscle to be found tells me that he has no sense of self awareness at all.😂
You can tell this guy actually believes he's an action hero stud muffin, and that made this even funnier.
I look forward to watching more of your content.
Well done! 👍
This is a classic tale. People have been telling this story for centuries.
LOL!
Reviewing a movie Wikipedia doesn't even have a page for. Excellent.
The Man is bigger than his movies.
He has a Wiki Page.
The sleeping next to the car is hilarious
It only took 3 movies but it's about time space ice understood the majestic regal nature of Neil Breen.
The trip to Vegas took 3 days because Breen's car could only travel half a mile per hour or the Government Agency (TM) would detect him. He forgot to explain that in narration.
Something very innocent and child like in his movies.. It's like if you asked a little kid to make a movie and you told him he could be whatever he wanted to be... A hero, a robot, a god, secret agent, terrorist, ladies man... The kid tell you he couldn't pick one so he'll be all of them... That's Breen...
Disney could actually make a profit on a film if they hire this guy. The Breen cult is a force to be reckoned with since Space Ice started promoting his masterpieces
I'd never heard of him before this channel. Imagine my gratitude.
I remember seeing him before this channel, and i always thought he was a really weird and creepy dude. Glad to see my assumptions were spot on.
I've known about Breen long before I've ever heard of Space Ice.
it could be profitable since the movie budget is like 183 dollars
YMS got the Breen ball rolling years ago.
I smiled ear to ear the entire video. Unreal that this is a real movie!!
Many of us have dreams of making a movie, this guy actually did it. Fair play to him.
No matter how bad you feel about yourself or how bad your life gets, always know you're at least not Neil Breen
I don't know....I mean, Space Ice is making videos about him and tons of people are getting exposed to his work. As a photographer I'd kill for that kind of publicity.
On one hand you are right. On the other hand the dude DOES get to make movies (quality of those movies notwithstanding) and makes more money than I do, so......
I mean he's getting exposure because his work is so bad people want to see it so they can laugh at it, would you honestly want to be famous for being the worlds worst photographer having exposure simply cause people want to laugh at poor your work is?@@bobbyellis5006 i personally would rather be anon than be famous as figure of ridicule.
He's living the life, really. Fulfilling his dream of being a director. Honestly, that ain't shabby at all. You know what's REALLY bad? Having actual talent and not doing much with it.
While everyone laughs at his director work for how bad it is, who'd want to be famous for being the worst to ever do something@@robertb.7772
The only thing that worries me about Neil Breen films is that people will watch them in ten years time and say "holy shit, he was so ahead of his time, how did he know"
A man so staggeringly unaware of his lack of talent. He makes Ed Wood look like Alfred Hitchcock.
2:12 The "force shield" was probably just a Seagal movie playing in the background
Your ability to break down complex intertwined story arcs that even poor me can almost enjoy the plot is almost on a par to the panache of Neil Breens acting.
"After 3 days, he finishes the 23 mile drive" that killed me
Say what you want about Neil Breen, but using the wireless capabilities of your phone to open the *_exclusively mechanical_* Ferrari Testarossa door locks is crazy impressive
This movie is basically what I hallucinate when I am stoned
The movie industry needs people like Neil Breen so that normal folks can actually see how bad it can get.
"Whatever the fuck that was." Is everything in this movie.
This is one of the few channels that I automatically can hit the like button before watching the whole video & never be wrong.
So true. Every video, I hit play, then I hit like. I haven't regretted my decision once. Space Ice is the best, even though he lied to us about the tuna paying off. I was looking forward to that.