Steven Seagal's A Good Man Is So Bad It Listens To Nickelback - Worst Movie Ever
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2022
- The Steven Seagal movie A Good Man is literally the worst thing to ever exist. It is so bad it single handedly erased everything good about humanity, and now only there is only pain, evil, and Seagal. Do not watch A Good Man if you care about your fellow man.
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Did Seagal get his ass beat in a strip club once do you reckon?
I don't Patreon. I would be a channel member though. Set it up or I will spinning back kick your face!
i would but im poor
THIS SECOND RENDITION OF 'GOOD MAN' IS BETTER AND IS ALSO THE BEST COMMENTARY ON THE BAG OF FARTS AKA STEVEY CIGAR, I MEAN SEGAL OR WHATEVER THE NAME IS.
Merry Christmas Space ice!
Who just accidentally discovered this channel and now is hooked on watching these Steven Seagal vids?
Steven SeaGull
Right here. Just stumbled across this channel yesterday. lol
Same here,Just loves how this guy just roast the hell out of Seagal.
Me👋🤚✋🤣😂😂
I binged watched over 5 hrs of this channel, when I stumbled on it. I couldn't stop watching, it is addictive.
I saw this movie on a plane, I walked out
Yeah I think I’d literally jump out of the plane if I had to choose between that or watching this terrible movie. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
lmao 😆
Showing this movie on a plane is a thing they only do if they want the passengers to leave the plane mid-flight.
LMAO
"Until Seagal's watch beeps to let him know the movie's hit 90 minutes, and he's working for free right now" killed me off😂😂😂
Ik...I was crying 😭😭😭😭💀
holy shit - my belly was going to explode mate!)))))))))))))))
even the dog refuses to watch this 🤣
now he got the taste of human blood..😂😆😁
I literally died when you called Seagal and his team, “The Pretendables” lol 💀
Brilliant name, I love it! 🤣
I don't think you literally know what the word literal means : )
R.I.P
@@Johnnywhamo naw dog, I’m dead. Deceased RIP 💀
@@youngrav2311 .....Sorry dude! You know what, my bad, I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions like that. All good my man, you just keep on not keepin on my dead friend. Cheers :)
"The Pretendables" hit me harder than a Van Damme spin kick
[In voice] Thats impossible- Everyone knows, a JCVD spinkick, hits so hard...
I'm still laughing over that one!!!!!!!
My jaw hurts bruh....
@@coreyhall1150 wat she said.
I fell over when he said that 🤣
'...uses her as a human shield.....and pile-drives her into the f**king ground...' 🤣 These reviews are gold; friggin hilarious!
needed a Jim Ross sound bite after that
LOL That explosion launched him into the future
Lol😂😂he literally pile drives her
@@wavnino1 Seagal has never made a slobberknocker
The pretendables 😂
He nearly got through the whole film without the beautiful woman taking her top off and mounting him. Luckily he remembered at the last minute.
"escaped by taking the hinges off a sliding door..." I love how he just lets that line stand for itself without any further commentary.
"He waddles back to his room and sends his body-double out to show he means business"😂😂😂
👌😂
he makes his escape by teleport waddling away
Talk about breaking the fourth wall
Yup I ROFLMAO at that too... 😂😂😂
That's the dream of every middle aged dad; to have a body double to send out to kick some punk's ass then gives all the glory to dad.
A lot of people don't know this, but Steven Seagal actually knows karate, taekwando, judo, jiu jitsu and many other types of dangerous words.
FFS 😂🤣😂
Why is this commjent so underrated? XD
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 dear Lord
@@PantoniStrikesBack Cos it's stolen from another comment under another video of Space Ice
I really love the idea that Seagal in his movies has an insatiable bloodlust that makes him worse than even his own enemies, yet somehow he’s the perfect protagonist. Space Ice, you’re a legend.
The thing is the entire movie is his own doing. At the start of the film, he's on a mission to kill some arms dealer and this terrorist leader. The mission leaders decide that since the two are in a building, it's easy for them to launch a drone and be able to kill them both. Seagal, for some reason, decides this is a no go because according to him there are innocents in the building. So what does Seagal do? He blasts open the door, and runs back and forth between the door shooting randomly into the building scaring everyone. The two leaders, now knowing there is something going on, runs off in their car. Seagal manages to shoot one but the main villain of the movie runs off still. Seagal, now tries to run away from his mistake but decides to pick up this little girl for no reason. So Seagal anyway managed to get all the innocents killed and on top of that caused the bad guys to escape. Then he goes on a worldwide murder rampage where he decides to get the leader, he has to kill everyone for reasons unclear when he could have simply set up the meeting at the start and meet the bad guy.
It’s what really happens in his movies though.
"I will snatch every mfer birthday" like wtf is that ?? 😂😂
Translation: "I'll make sure those mfers will never live to see their next birthday."
@@KenMasters. Thank you, you beautiful beast!
JK, what he really meant is that they can remain the same age the rest of their lives and they can't eat their own birthday cakes 😂
The greatest line ever.
Seagal doesn't do second takes. Space Ice told you already.
This is the Christmas present we all need.
…but didn’t deserved
Already feeling better lol
proper comment
Heck yeah!
You got that right
"Now that Seagal got a taste of human blood"
"He sees a bunch of women and children....jackpot" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm over here dying
He really loves to murder lots of innocent women and children 🤣
Even better thing "When his watch beeps to let him know the movie's hit 90 mins and now he's working for free"... 😂🤣🤣🤣
😆😆
@@karthiksubramanian2279😆😆
Bruh… whole ass tears 😂😂😂😂
The amount of civilians seagals characters have killed for little to no reason is unsettling
"He pulls a sword out his ass again"
This is too good. His stuff is, golden 😆
It's never a Seagal movie without a strip club, is it?
Or women finding him desirable for no real reason
And Eastern Europe.
The eye candy for me is the best part whenever Seagal isn't making a fool of himself, which is the whole movie! 🤣😭
@@xChaosFlower and always under 25.
Sensei seagull
4 mins in and I'm still chucking at "Pretendables"
Classic
The Pretendables comment killed me!!
😂😂😂
Literally 😂😂
It's even funnier if you know why he never was and will be in an Expendables-movie ...
I accidentally found this channel, but I’ve marathoned so many of these videos that I’m starting to think day-to-day in Space Ice’s epic voice. I’ve never laughed harder!! 😂😂
The clip showing the little girl getting the pile driver straight into the ground had me laughing out loud . Lol
Same 😂😂😂
Alright so we have...
-Random strip club scene
-A scene where someone say that seagal is a badass
-A girl half his age falls in love with him
-Seagal kills innoncent people
-Doesn't aim when he shoot
-A stunt double "walk" for him
Sadly there was no Seagal fighting while sitting down this time around
- Everything is happening in Romania
- Former Special Forces
- For some reason, keeps showing how he helps female children (like... why are children in his movies 9/10 times girls?)
- Fighting against a terrorist/ arms dealer/ mob boss/ cartel boss of islamic, commie, anti-American, Slavic, Chinese and/ or Japanese heritage.
- One supposed bad-ass one-liner.
- Good-guy secondary character/ sidekick who is acting better and more believable than Seagal and is an actual good guy.
-A body double used to stand in for Seagal when fighting hand to hand.
Lmao! We need to make Seagal movie Bingo cards sometime and do a group watch of one of his million shite movies… 😆
And he never gets hit
This series makes me realize that none of Seagal’s characters should be let anywhere near a populated area.
"This series makes me realize that -none of- Seagal -’s characters- should [not] be let anywhere near a populated area."
Fixed that for you.
@@junkyatvare you good at writing papers
He's basing the scripts off his fantasies.... HE shouldn't be anywhere around populated areas.
They may roam random streets, but keep them away from convenience stores and strip clubs.
He is in a populated area, its a big city call Moscow. It actually make sense in a way, the Russian army graduated from seagal's school of fighting a war like its a seagal movie.
I love how the little girl can't be bothered to care about what's going on even at her age
Because apparently being kidnapped is an average Monday in Romania
Making fun of Segal has literally become a TH-cam cottage industry... and I'm totally here for it 😂
Spice lce is the master at it
"A TH-cam cottage industry"? Never heard that before. Made me laugh my ass off though.
Two strip club visits in one movie? Man Steven went all out on this one.
Well after that restaurant didn't pan out in the beginning...
60% of the budget went to filming there.
@@twelvepercentitalian2511 They should've used that $20 to hire a better VFX guy
Listen to enough of these in a row and you start thinking in Space Ice’s voice.
I consider it an upgrade.
It is true. I think in Space Ice's voice when I watch movies all the time.
It might could be an illusion.
LMFAO I feel the same way! 😂
@@keres993 😂
Legit. I came across him a couple weeks back and have binged all his reviews now lol. Totally happened to me.
It was a real treat finally getting back to his original couple videos when he was using his fake voice, because he knew that his true voice is so powerful I’m literally invoking it right now
7:32 "He takes him hostage, and even the dog refuses to watch" I died at the dog closing his eyes
The brother escapes by taking off the hinges off a sliding door 🤣🤣🤣.
Dude you are an international treasure.
I always laugh out loud throughout all your videos.
'Teleport Waddling' is one of the greatest (and most accurate) descriptors I have ever heard.
Him closing his eyes when he starts shooting is the most absolute funniest frame to capture
He's avoiding his sins by not watching the killing
"without light, all you have is darkness"
surprisingly deep for what I assume is suppose to be a joke
I think you got the quote wrong.
@@demonbre No, that’s what Space Ice said in reaction to what Seagal said
The “he leaves by teleport waddling about” is gold.
“He waddles back to his apartment and sends his body double out to show them he means business” lmfao
I love how Seagal is more of a threat to society than a russian mob and traffickers
these movies would make more sense if he was framed as the actual villain
theyd prob be not half bad as a comedy with him as the villain xD
Wasn’t he a villain in one of the machete movies?
He waddle when he walks and talk with southern soul now, so hilarious. I hope he keeps making movies.
There he goes.... Waddle.... Waddle...waddle...Waddle... Waddle...waddle...
but Seagal IS a russian mob, in real life...
9:55 to 10:05 made my stomach hurt so much from laughing. This channel is gem
no the other bomnshell
Seagal...I'm not a man..space ice...MF😅..we talk about that later
“Pile-drives her into the fu*kin’ ground” is wild🤣🤣🤣🤣
'I will snatch every motherfcking birthday... cake.' - Steven Seagal.
The priest isn't sure if he actually heard that or he's having a brain bleed 🤣
LOL
I am 110% sure He was thinking about stealing the birthday cakes
@@GamerKhiladi And that's terrible
@@Alpostpone haha yes.
If they were smart they would hire Space Ice to just commentate over the movie, It would be so much better
a new MST3K lol
You mean, "it'd be so BAD @SS!"
Like thos African action movies
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei “Everybody in Uganda knows Kung-Fu!”
I'd pay big money for that.
"I will snatch every mother f*kr birthday."
😂😂😂 What does that even mean?
Still to this day, I still never know. 😂😂😂😂
He crashes a van into their house, steals their cake, and drone strikes their house as he drives away.
“He puts together an elite team of the biggest action stars who will agree to work with him” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then shows 1 guy 😂
@@JonySmith-bb4gx who isnt even an action star, just some random dude🤣🤣💀
That Piledriver was fucking hilarious lmao.
"I will snatch every motherfcking birthday" has to be one of Seagal's greatest lines ever. Possibly the best one...maybe
I'm gonna keep it for whenever I need to say something incoherent and to confuse people... It's perfection.
"That's the way it is"
the line is "every motherfucker birthday". He flubbed it, but it's a Seagal film and that means no second takes.
The best....yet!
Was he having a stroke? What context could make that make sense? Lmao tf
The hinges off a sliding door sent me
0:27 "Without light, all you have is darkness" lol 😂
“Sorry that your dads dead but we all got problems” man that about killed me. 😂😂😂
🤣
Furthermore, "now get over here, and uses her as a human shield".
Seagal has truly a diagnosis of his own , some new form of autism or some shit like that which makes him impervious of reality and somehow vicious and punishing to humans.
"he does the biggest dick move and pile drive her into the fuckin ground" 😂😂
@@jeanmont THAT one had me rollin but pile drives the little girl into the ground was sublime...
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate seagal for making these TH-cam videos possible
Sweet irony.
No.
Im on my 15th video, I am sad cause I know theres only so many videos seagal made:(
No.
I don't celebrate WW2 because they made some good movies about it either.
Everyone can make a bad movie. The only bad movie that I can appreciate is "The Room". You cannot beat Tommy Wiseau.
From 7:35 on is comic gold. I'm usually able to watch these and keep my laughter under control...the narration in this video is next level and I'm dying 🤣
All of Seagal's movies make me appreciate the importance of a _story_ and good _writing_ .
My absolute favorite line from Space Ice: "....and starts executing everyone for no reason...."
I like, "But, whatever..."
@@geraldframinghammer2626lol
#2 Dancing in Thailand
Personal favorite: “The movie never tells us, and it’s never mention AGAIN!”
Or "the entire movie is pointless anyway"
I love how all his movies are just one simple formula. Save daughter or young woman; go to strip club to kill people; lazy fight scenes with people jumping twenty feeding from Seagal; and some kind of random ending with nonsensical monologue.
Lmao
This is basically it
congratulations! you cracked the code!
He have some problem with the strip clubs
Body doubles when you walk to point a to point b because walking is just too much for Seagull
Seagal movie checklist:
-save a vulnerable female
-set somewhere in Easter Europe
-slapping fight scene
-explosions
-crappy green screen
-awkward sex scenes
-Seagal rescuing someone from a near death situation out of nowhere
-sunglasses indoors
-strip club
7:34 "even the dog refuses to watch" quick edit of dog closing its eyes🤣
My favourite so far 😅
8:33 Edit: Cause now, I will snach every mother f'er birthday *cake 🎂
I like to imagine seagal was the one with the concussion and thought that line was hard asf
“the pretendables” i’m in actual tears😭
" I understand your dad`s dead, but we all got problems"
As opposed to fake tears
The "there is no darkness without light" line had a delayed laugh from me because it took my brain a moment to process how stupid that is.
LOL, I thought he was trying to be poetic since it was so bizarre, so I had to think about it. Then I got embarrassed for actually thinking about it. 😅
I need a time stamp on that
Edit: nevermind I restarted the video Holy fuck I'm fuckin weak.
@@kulturkampf LOL, no worries. As Seagal would say, "There is no darkness without light, therefore a restart button was made."
@@beartackle In a way it is not nonsense, if what he meant was that light needed to be created by God first to then darkness exist. But after the existence of light on creation, then it is wrong.
@@daimonmau5097 its not that deep. It simply means if there is no light, then you wouldn't even realize what "darkness" is.
"Seagal: there is no darkness without light"
Space ice: without light, all we have is darkness.
This part of the review had me laughing to the grounds.
YEAH this guys a scream, he should have added, and without darkness, oh f*** it, it's a Seagal movie so the wisdom never makes any sense any way...
But what do we have without neither?
6:38 he already called dibs 😭 im literally dead
"And when they don't back down..."
(man) "Go back to your room."
"...waddles back into his apartment and sends his body double out to show them he means business."
Thank you Santa Space for this absolute gem of a review. A Seagal movie is a figurative lump of coal to begin with.
More like a figurative lump of shit, but I'm with ya.
Probably worse at this point. At least you can burn the coal....and get something back.
Seagal eats the coal an creats a diamond
@NCFirebolt21 Hey i am offended!! what do you mean he is a lump of coal?? He is nothing close to a lump of coal. I mean even coal has it uses while seagal is pretty much useless.
This feels like christmas and birthday combined. Thank god the seagull didnt snatch this fothermucker birthday
I swear, this is the best way to "watch" a Seagal movie
I concur 😂
Agreed!
Drunk, gotta be drunk
The only way
This and Jason Brant.
How does he STILL not know how to hold a gun?..😂😂😂
7:21 That line was delivered perfectly - just another nonchalant day in the world of a Seagal movie!
The pile driving bit seriously cracked me up
Lol me too
😭😭
I do have to say it looks exactly like what he's saying: he's pile driving the little girl.
“There is no darkness without light…” “Without light, all you have is darkness!!” 🤣
Legendary way to start a video 😂
I think it means that without light, you wouldn't notice the darkness bc there's no point of reference, no contrast. It's still a useless point until I make it, though. Then it's wise as shit.
When Steven pile drives the little girl into the ground I literally collapsed laughing.
The pretendables line got me rollin on the ground😂😂😂
"He pulls a sword out of his ass again" 😂😂😂😂😂
These Seagal reviews are the only thing I have to look forward to anymore
Please get help, Friend 😎
Same
There are plenty more reviews out there. Don’t give up!
Get help friend. Contact family and friends..anyone and tell them you need help.
go train
Your videos always make us laugh no matter how many times we watch em 😆 You a damn genius lol
#Spaceice At 8:37 and on...I just laughed harder than I have in 20 years, I mean doubled over, stomach cramps, face hurts, literal tears in my eyes laughed!!! Thank you so much I needed that...I mean it
I always love the scenes in Segal movies where he attacks random people who are no threat to him. Reminds me of Mad TVs segal parody.
Will Sasso does a better Steven Seagal than Steven Seagal.
Lmao
@@kutter_ttl6786 so true lol
@@kutter_ttl6786 Yes, it would be awesome to see a Steven Segal movie with both actors. Call it Steven Segals, "Doppelganger".
While I'm watching these I become the worst neighbor with hyena level loud laughing 😂😂😂 pretendables ... the commentary is so funny and clever
"Now that Seagal has a taste for human blood..." 😂😂😂😂
"It's all down hill from here" is the unofficial tagline of Steven Seagal's life
"First he was born, then it went downhill"
Segal is so committed to making these dollar store action movies, it's kind of amazing how unstoppable he is.
Money laundering for sure
@@nates.2844 I think I just watched a video yesterday about that and some supposed mob involvement. Crime is the easiest and first thought of why he keeps making movies.
Yes, seagull is so comitted, he's out on day release killing the buffet 😉
Dollar store action movie-So true!😂😂
@@llamaczech The kremlin has been busted with suitcases of cocaine through diplomatic channels, they've been doing even during breżchnev times 😉
“But something about this unconscious and defenseless guard really pisses Seagal off!!!… so fuck the plan!!” 😂🤣🤣😂🤣 i lost it for the next minute 😂😂🤣😂
I adore this channel there is Nothing funnier it’s simply brilliant it makes me laugh so much. Top job
It's amazing how segal incorporates extreme laziness like not naming the dog, always sitting, using stunt men to walk down stairs. It's incredible. We joke about how he's always in character, but I think this is who he really is. They just turn on the camera. He's been a fake character for so long he's really just like this.
He's repulsive in pretty much every way you can imagine. Can't even shave his retarded face properly. He has "god complex" written all over himself, but in reality he's just a turd on legs.
I beg to differ! It takes real work to actually think that not naming a dog is better than giving it a random name. More words so more energy expended, can't imagine Seagal actually signing off on that, the director must have really worked hard to convince him. Probably doubled his pay too.
Oh my goodness, you are on to something here TJ. Pure laziness and a don't give a crap approach, truly blows my mind. Too lazy to get up and engage in combat and gratuitous abuse of stuntman is beyond funny though.
@Caleb OKAY He's been openly friends with Putin for like a decade.
@Caleb OKAY I'm sure that's how he likes to keep his little world,
but from what I've read, he's always been a pussy when it came to People
who are capable of hitting him and not contractually obligated not to.
I think deep down knows ...
"Now that Seagal has gotten a taste of human blood..." 🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying
He always has so much senseless murder in his movies. XD
3:05 omg... this had me rolling
This is some of the best content I’ve ever seen on TH-cam! Long live Steven Seagal so you can continue to entertain us!
"... even the dog refuses to watch as he has seen this shit a hundred times" ... I'm dying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Beep beep, 90 minutes are up, you are working for free now!
I have no idea how I came across your channel but I'm glade I did. Love your reviews of these movies.
"Are you gaming me?" Wow I should use that more often now 😂
"Starts off by not wasting any time and get straight to the nonsense" Masterpiece!!
You got to love how in the strip club the strippers have that "Oh, it's that asshole, again" expression while Seagal attacks customers.
"the movie can't end without a giant middle finger to the audience"
I'd say it can't begin without that, either.
"I will snatch every mf birthday" is the funniest thing I've ever heard, I demand this be placed on my tombstone.
It won't be a perfect Steven Seagal Movie Without A Trip To Strip Club 😂😂
He knows those places are trouble, and he murders while in there but still goes anyway.
And women constantly wanting to sleep with him.
@@colonelkurtz2269 Sounds like an addict of him.
I think he's trying to snatch every motherf***er strip club
@@utrock5067 He's also addicted to young women who could be his granddaughters - that's why he has a sex scene with one of them in every movie ... our creepy Steven!
As a 40 aged guy, and you know what is the best? There are plenty of Seagal's movies from 90's that we need to be reviewed by you Santa Ice, Keep it up! Greeting from Colombia!
"Santa Ice"
GOLD
It's more like space case
In his case quantity over quality is a good thing.
Bro, can you send some of that Columbian white powder everyone was talking about in the 80s?
Mi amigo! I'm pushing 40 too, all of those nights watching "Alerta Maxima" (for the 13th time) on TV with my dad. Saludos desde Argentina!
"Cuz now, Imma snatch every mfr birthday cake."
That shot of Stefan Seagull stuffing that child into the ground had me crying w laughter
This is 100% what I needed tonight. Thank you!
9:05 'Escaped by taking the hinges off a sliding door'. I've been laughing about this for hours.
🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 can't stop laughing... lmao
Yeah, same 😂😂😂
Well you never know😂
@@user-ls1bf4my7r must be some advanced level engineering or just one of those dumb things that happen in a Seagul movie
I never get tired of these, how much of a genius you have to be to convert Seagal movies into entertaining content.
This channel could make thousands of views, even narrating paint dry at this point.
Even though the target leaves seagal doesn't give a sh*t 😂I just embarrassed myself in the store laughing so hard😂.. love these vids
"Something about this unconscious and defenseless guy that really pisses Seagal off..."
Lol....this is both funny and terrifying.
"So F**K the plan!"
This man is a monster. XD
What the hell is going through Seagal's mind when he does this stuff?! Oh, right, he supports Trump and is friends with Putin. Never mind.
If you listen very carefully you can actually hear Stevens cholesterol through your computer screen
It must be wailing like an air raid siren by now.When he eventually snuffs it, they need not Bury him, just hang him out in a garden during winter so the birds can peck at him during cold winters 😊
@@stevekitt52 You could solve the energy crisis by using his cholesterol as a source of fuel
Stuff him full of cranberries and nail a wick to his head.... An long lasting Xmas candle 😁😁😁
You can hear the sloshing sound from the blood being pushed through all the constricted arteries like water running through a rusty clogged pipe.
@@stevekitt52 Hey Steven will never die - Death is too afraid of him!
This video is hillarious, great work as always!
It's funny how in every movie that no matter how fat or old Seagal is, he ALWAYS gets the girl at the end 🤣
And he's THE BEST, MOST DECORATED SPECIAL FORCES CIA/FBI AGENT WE HAVE!