Mr ice- I need to know is breen for real and genuinely devoid of any self awareness or is he trolling us by sarcastically making movies while appearing serious!???? I have scoured the Internet and found 7 reddit and one quora discussion all seem inconclusive..
@@Mwwwwwwwwe based on some people's irl encounters and convos with him, I think he completely buys into what he's making and isn't trying to troll. I think he genuinely believes the messages in his movies will change the world. I can respect that more than someone just making trolling content tbh.
@@chadwickerman aaw that's adorable and admirable...but still...doesn't he twig that we watch it for the cringe factor!?!!!...unless bearded breen makes movies troll us but shorn breen does it to spread love🤷♂️🤷♂️
budget ? 😂😂 i made better movies with just 1 cam when we were 10. People make better with their phones. i think his mentaly ill and thinks his movies r cheap but funny when infact they r cheap boring and stupid and not even remotly funny
“And it’s the first time I can ever remember rooting for cancer” “He gives him a really douchey haircut and makes him live the rest of his life with the insane crackwhore” 😂😂 keep it up Space Ice
I am a "space ice" veteran, and I take sadistic pleasure in welcoming new people to this channel. A friend of mine loved the Steven Seagal movies, so I had to introduce him to The Brien. The pain, confusion, and Internal conflict trying to figure out what the hell he was watching was absolutely amazing. "It's like.... He got an idea from an edgy teenager.... used a bunch of plot points described to him from other movies.... And.... Just.... I don't know what I'm watching!?!?!"
Can we all agree that it is probably for the best that Neil Breen is making these films because we really don’t want to see what happens when he has a bunch of free time.
I love these awful movies too! If not for Space Ice, Weird Movies with Mark, and other channels making these funny videos, I'd never have attempted to watch them myself! I suffered through 40 agonizing minutes of *Pass Thru* where not only was it even dumber then they said, it was such a shitty movie, terrible on acting, editing, and every other film related term and was horrible to go through it! 😂
@@ralphwiggum1982 From what I've heard they are mostly just random people that he hires, people who are known, and brought in by other people Breen knows. Essentially, he fills out the cast of his movies with friends of friends.
I’m not convinced of that. I think that many of them are pretty good actors, closely following his very exacting direction, resulting in exactly the performances Breen wants. Maybe.
I noticed this too, I was like why the hell does every woman have a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen 😂 I gotta watch one of these movies from this guy 😂😂😂
Heres a review I found that really gets to me every time: "A challenging and thought-provoking film - Yes, it's a challenge just to sit through this crazy thing, and the thoughts it provokes are, What the hell?"
@@johnherbert1431 To be fair, he and his girlfriend were sitting on the tailgate, so it isn't as bad as sitting inside a vehicle with the windows rolled up.
Reason Neil wore a mask during the sex scene was because there was no way the actress was going to let his old man lips kiss her so she requested the mask
Great vid as always. Surprised you didn't mention that in the beginning when the Gandolfini/Romo guy shot his gun into the sky, the window on the hatch was flipped up and clearly would have been shattered. Maybe could have worked in a no-look shooting Segal reference. Also, the Steven Tyler and Sandlot lines were gold. Keep'em coming.
And didn't Breen take the truck that they were sitting in? How did they get up and drive away? Also, you can see the truck again parked at 3:06, and in the very next shot it is missing. Then it shows up again at 3:12.
TBH I had to pause after your comment because I had an entire list of narcissists flashing through my head, from politicians to movie stars... you meant Seagal? Cause he fits, but so do Wiseau, Trump, Musk, Dalai Lama...
@@shokujinkiMusk? He CLEARRRRLY has a God Complex, it's complicated to see, just watching how he acts since he bought Twitter, or his attitude in general and everything about him and Tesla and you can pretty much see how much of a God Complex he has
I just keep skipping after the first 10 seconds of every video and start cracking up cuz I’ve watched them all ten times. You’re a genius brah, thank you
Neil Breen is an amazing, uncompromising film maker and actor. He manages to convey his distinct cinematic editing style in all his pieces while playing a variety of iconic lead personas
The "real plot" wrap ups at the end of the Breen videos are so plausible, and so much better than the actual plots, that I bet if Neil saw these he'd kick himself for not thinking of them first.
I have his first 5 films and even had him sign my copy of Twisted Pair. He is the epitome of film making and is so talented in a bizarre way where I honestly cannot tell if his films are intentionally the way they are, or if he honestly is unaware of how his movies look to the world. I hope this is never answered. This is one mystery box I do not want to open, my world could shatter...
Bro you’re funny af, I’ve binge watched your channel and am laughing my ass off. Usually I let videos auto play while I nap, but your jokes kept waking my ass up to laugh
To be fair, Seagal would hate most good movies for their piss poor acting and confusing plots where characters don’t describe how great the protagonist is so the viewer knows who to worship.
The best part about this video and Ice said it at the start, is that Breen's "narratives" and "stories" are so irreparably chaotic that they can only be broken down by each individual character's arc 😅
Ngl to you. I'm 100% sure they were both in the movie AND were supplied by Bethesda directly. You already know Todd the destroyer out here taking in money from scams like this X3
Never heard of this guy. But having seen this, I can perhaps quote in your style "I am Here is the Neil Breen movie where he finally showed the world that it is possible to make a movie worse than Seven Seagal".
After Segal visited freshly-blown up Olenivka PoW camp I don't think anyone has the same lack of self-awareness. I mean tons of washed-up celebs cheer up for dictators, from Depardieu, to Monson to Stone, and there's standing on a war crime scene fresh with charred corpses around, as part of occupying army, inside another country you are illegally in, and saying to camera that you checked and it's all right... like the sheer insanity, I hope he ends up on some war crime trial... one "adoption" (that's who russians call kidnapping) of a kid from Mariupol would do it.
Rewatching this...I just realized Breen actually put four dots in the ellipses in the title of the movie. So the name of the movie is actually more like: I am here. *random pause* Now. Like he's just walked into a room, proclaiming he is there, and then starting a convo with "now." I don't know if that's stupid or dumb, but I'm leaning towards Seagal.
One day I am going to see an actual Neil Breen movie and sit all the way through it to wipe and reset my brain to factory settings. It's going to be epic.
I have to hand it to Neil Breen. He just said one day "I am going to make movies", and just did it. No experience or prior work in the industry, not even a film school dropout, Breen just picked up a camera and started shooting, armed with nothing but a three-figure budget and volunteers for actors.
Yeah I know FAR too many people who "dream" of something they don't try... like, say, a friend said he wants to become a photographer, and... he got a DSLR, tons of photography books and sometimes goes through his camera's manual... only he doesn't really take pictures. People even ask him to make some family photos, and I took him out in historical city center that had views to capture, and he begrudgingly made some pics without even filling the memory once in a few years. It's just one example but I know many people like this, "want to make a comedy series on TH-cam" and don't even write a single script, "want to learn to play [instrument]" and doesn't touch it etc.
@@KasumiRINA It feels like they're in love with the idea of something, but not actually passionate about making that idea become a reality. Me personally, I wanted to make a video game, so I bought a copy of RPG Maker 2003, downloaded a copy of Libresprite, read some guides, and then "fiddled with the buttons" on RPG Maker and Libresprite. It's a work in progress, but I'm trying to gradually learn how to do smaller projects so eventually, maybe, I can release a full-blown game on Steam. But I'm not so completely arrogant as to call myself a "real" Game Developer, nor would I ever charge someone money to play my little test projects. Neil Breen actually calls himself a director/writer/actor, charges money for copies of his movies, and tries to be taken seriously like someone like Steven Spielberg or James Cameron.
Really like and appreciate your videos the voice you make really gives me that mid 80’s -mid 90’s vibes oh and if possible can we get more Arnold please 🙏
Wait, so Breen stole the couple's truck after knocking them out, but when they regain conscience, their "stolen" truck is still there as they drive it. Neil Breen Top-Notch writing 😮
Wikipedia puts his role as writerdirectoproduceractoeditor, but "Also production designer and manager, casting, set design, *wardrobe,* props, lighting designs, special make up effects, locations, administration and accounting, craft services, make up and hair and sound editor" for most movies... This specific movie is missing wardrobe so I half-expect one of his friends working in retail selling clothes and having a sample of oddly-colored shits of old stock the store is throwing away. So they all wear them lol.
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Mr ice- I need to know is breen for real and genuinely devoid of any self awareness or is he trolling us by sarcastically making movies while appearing serious!????
I have scoured the Internet and found 7 reddit and one quora discussion all seem inconclusive..
@@Mwwwwwwwwe based on some people's irl encounters and convos with him, I think he completely buys into what he's making and isn't trying to troll. I think he genuinely believes the messages in his movies will change the world. I can respect that more than someone just making trolling content tbh.
@@chadwickerman aaw that's adorable and admirable...but still...doesn't he twig that we watch it for the cringe factor!?!!!...unless bearded breen makes movies troll us but shorn breen does it to spread love🤷♂️🤷♂️
Holy shit, Space Ice, you did the impossible with this video: present a plausible interpretation of a Neil Breen movie.
Did you blur out breens tits or is that actually in the movie?
The fact that the bad guys participated in their own crucifixion by holding themselves to the 2x4s is next level sh!t
🤣🤣🤣
I legit read this in Space Ice's voice it was so good! lmao
It's the Breen effect: "I'll gladly die, just get me out of here"
I noticed that! Holding themselves to the cross is beyond Jesus level martyrdom!
I've tried it like hundreds of times. It's impossible because you can never nail in that last nail. - Neil
The most amazing thing about a Neil Breen movie, is how he is able to get people to participate in creating them.
Indulgent friends and family? Poor people on the brink of homelessness who desperately need the $20 Breen offers? Could be any of those.
At this point, I have to think they are all in on the joke and are just effing with him.
$20 is $20.
Breen is probably one of those guys who just "knows everybody" and is really good at networking.
I would totally be in a Neil Breen or Tommy Wiseau movie
The blurring of Neil Breen's moobs was a purely genius move by Space Ice. 10/10
I was gonna say the same thing 😂
Came here for this comment. It was a brilliant move from Space Ice.
And yet still not enough to spare us the trauma.
hahahahaha!!!!
😂👏 Ha ha
Breen is amazing. He directs, acts, writes, edits. IS THERE NO BEGINNING TO HIS TALENT?
Just like Chaplin.
🤣🤣🤣
It's AMAZING that you think he has talent! LOL!
@@freeedward8 Read again, y’all on the same page 😊
@@freeedward8 you missed the joke.
Breen is literally like, “i got a few extra hundred dollars today. I think I’ll make a movie.”
Lmao😂😂😂😂
Yep he's like a cheapskate Roger Corman or Ed Woods! Or he lifted their pocket change. And developed the film at a photo mat! BIG BUDGET STUFF!! I must say:"Ed Grimly"™®©
You know the budget is through the roof when they can't even put water in the beer bottles
budget ? 😂😂 i made better movies with just 1 cam when we were 10. People make better with their phones. i think his mentaly ill and thinks his movies r cheap but funny when infact they r cheap boring and stupid and not even remotly funny
They should piss in them. At least then, after sipping, the actors will have some form of expression on their faces….
Right lmfaooo🤣🤣
Not to mention the gun scene makes no sense like how can he shoot in the air and the trunk door is there and the roulette part OMG🤣🤣🤣
@@prxnceanime6335 Lol they got up and left in the same truck he left in 😂
Probably was originally all real beer but everyone drank it all before filming started once they realized it was a Neil Breen film.
“And it’s the first time I can ever remember rooting for cancer”
“He gives him a really douchey haircut and makes him live the rest of his life with the insane crackwhore” 😂😂 keep it up Space Ice
crackwhore got me. 😂😂😂😂
And raising someone else’s kid. 😂
@@karnerblue7658*plastic kid lol
Recapping a Neil Breen movie is the best way to start April Fool's day.👍
Saying a Neil Breen movie is good would be great April Fools joke.
@@BrockLee3 A good April's Fools has to be somehow believable
God yes.
@@andreamagni8017 it doesn't, if it's good, you can pull of the Unbelievable, isn't that what it's all about? ✌️
"I get her first!"
BANG
"ARRRGGHHH!"
I've watched that 15 times now, and I can't stop laughing. That's comedy gold!
The comic timing in that scene is absolutely perfect, even if achieved by accident.
I am a "space ice" veteran, and I take sadistic pleasure in welcoming new people to this channel.
A friend of mine loved the Steven Seagal movies, so I had to introduce him to The Brien.
The pain, confusion, and Internal conflict trying to figure out what the hell he was watching was absolutely amazing.
"It's like.... He got an idea from an edgy teenager.... used a bunch of plot points described to him from other movies.... And.... Just.... I don't know what I'm watching!?!?!"
Thanks for the welcome! I have my son to blame for this! 😅
😭😭💀💀
I thought Seagal was bad
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😂😂😂
Can we all agree that it is probably for the best that Neil Breen is making these films because we really don’t want to see what happens when he has a bunch of free time.
Agreed. Perhaps Breen himself is giving us clues throughout his movies of what sort of shenanigans he would get up to in real life.
Yep if he didn't have an outlet for his bizarreness he would be known as niel the ripper
Idle hands are the devils playground. And Breen is one lazy Sunday away from climbing the monkey bars.
@@banacek8675 That says it right there.
Wouldn't want to guess what other skylarkings Breen would commence on that playground.
I think these films are what happens when he has a lot of free time.
This channel is a GODSEND! Space Ice is the ONLY reason that I hope Seagal and Breen continue to make 'movies'! 😂😂😂❤
Exactly!
I couldn't agree more
FFFUUUcccc kkkk
I wish he'd review Disney Star Wars tv Shows :
100% agree with u
Imagine receiving a call from your agent about a role and learning it’s for a Neil Breen movie on a $3,000 budget.
Whatcha talking about? He could make two movies and their trailers for 3 grand!😂😂😂
@@ThunderboltWisdom😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ThunderboltWisdomu mean 3
Lmfao!😆😭
Many film makers looked for it, but Breen has found rock bottom here. Setting a new standard for bad movies that will stand for years to come.
I can never get enough of Neil Breen. I've never seen one filmmaker so utterly incapable of writing a coherent plot.
An gets the most terrible actors to play in the movies
I love these awful movies too! If not for Space Ice, Weird Movies with Mark, and other channels making these funny videos, I'd never have attempted to watch them myself! I suffered through 40 agonizing minutes of *Pass Thru* where not only was it even dumber then they said, it was such a shitty movie, terrible on acting, editing, and every other film related term and was horrible to go through it! 😂
You should watch Naked Lunch.
Neil Breen is such an inept filmmaker that he makes Ed Wood look like Orson Welles.
@@ralphwiggum1982 From what I've heard they are mostly just random people that he hires, people who are known, and brought in by other people Breen knows.
Essentially, he fills out the cast of his movies with friends of friends.
The irony of Breen telling anyone to “Have some self-respect.” 😂😂😂
😂
I busted out laughing at this comment
That's why he had to wear the zombie Steven Tyler mask ~ she refused to kiss him lol
Now _that's_ some self-respect!
You deserve more subscribers. These are the best movie reviews ever made. And you have to sit through these movies for us.
"Your weapons cannot harm me."
He says. Bleeding.
A Neil Breen/Steven Seagal collaboration movie will either destroy society or cure it.
@space ice would become a leader of a new world order religion.
@@montango directed by Tommy Wiseau
@@rgerber produced by the ghost of Ed Wood.
Its not the movie we deserve, but the the one we need right now
@@rgerber hahaha
Niel Breen has an uncanny ability to find people worse at acting (I won't call them actors) than he is.
Co-workers, friends, family, and associates?
I’m not convinced of that. I think that many of them are pretty good actors, closely following his very exacting direction, resulting in exactly the performances Breen wants.
Maybe.
@@markiangooley Like, "I want all your performances to be as stiff and awkward as mine, if not moreso," kinda deal?
The girls may be a bang for the buck. He comes across creepy enough.
What if they are knowingly acting terribly as a style? Would that make them good actors?
A Neil Breen and Seagall movie is the only thing missing in our lives...
Two unstoppable egos colliding, it would create a black hole eating up the multiverse
Throw some Wiseau in there too for good measure, and JCVD dance scene.
Neil been vs Van Damme ? Who u got ??
don't wish for that, that would be some divide by zero shit
Can you imagine Steven Seagal trying to "Out mystically" speak Neil Breen ?
I'd never heard of Neil Breen until I watched this but I can immediately see he has a purpose: to make Steven Seagall look like a master movie maker.
I like how the extras pretended to freeze while the rest of society CLEARLY OUT OF THEIR BUDGET, continues on with real life. Lol
The people are frozen when they look at the Vegas sign, but there are tons of cars flying by.
I lost at the misspelling of Detective. Thank you Space Ice
Breen's paranoia about getting arrested for soliciting/prostitution is so intense, that he makes these "movies" as a cover up.
Too plausible
This is the next best thing to a Seagal movie takedown.
Every girl got their blouses barely buttoned 😂
I noticed this too, I was like why the hell does every woman have a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen 😂 I gotta watch one of these movies from this guy 😂😂😂
Neil Breen may be horrible at filmmaking, but he's definitely a man of culture.
No woman needs breast support either in these movies... 🙃
I hope you're not complaining about the only good part of the movie
Steven Seagal and him have a similarity
Heres a review I found that really gets to me every time:
"A challenging and thought-provoking film
- Yes, it's a challenge just to sit through this crazy thing, and the thoughts it provokes are, What the hell?"
Thank you for introducing me to these amazing Neil Breen films.
"Steven Seagal who just ate Weird Al..." 😆😂😆😆😂🤣🤣🤣
I wish I had Neil Breen’s confidence
You would be a confident fool
@@samholdsworth420 better than just being a fool 🤣
@@GIBBO4182 a confident fool, i see your point lol
No one should have that much confidence.
Its not confidence, its retardation, if he could realise the truth just for split of second, he would kill him self reather then face that cringiness
Breen is one of those guys that somehow has unlimited resources to make movies, but has no idea how to make a movie 😂👍
He’s a successful architect in Vegas apparently so I’m assuming he uses his money from that to fund his movies
@@DresdenShuffle I always wondered how he made his money. He's not so great at film making, but at least he's doing what he loves.
Hum. I don't think I'd call what ends up in the can (so to speak) is "unlimited resources" !
@@vincelang3779😂
“Unlimited resources” are you joking 😂😂😂😂
"Your crazy "
Lmao bro you stoooopid and you got me rolling😂😂😂😂
You've got me laughing so hard i had to subscribe. This guys movies are Mst3k level of bad. 😂😂
Guy at the beginning managed to shoot into the air through the cars rear window without smashing it. 😂
I figured I was the only person noticed that
It was also my first thought 🤣
Also managed to NOT permanently deafen himself by discharging a fire arm *inches* from his ear!
@@alexmuenster2102and in a car
@@johnherbert1431 To be fair, he and his girlfriend were sitting on the tailgate, so it isn't as bad as sitting inside a vehicle with the windows rolled up.
“I’d like to do any of those 2 guys at the same time” is the best worst line in the history of the universe.
Lmfaoooo
it so goood it doesnt even make sense
One of them, yet "at the same time" looool
the most unnatural slutty talk ever..
Oh thank god someone else sees it too. I could have gotten an aneurysm trying to figure out what the hell is that line supposed to say.
Reason Neil wore a mask during the sex scene was because there was no way the actress was going to let his old man lips kiss her so she requested the mask
I see!
He's really a "two masker".
I feel like some of these girls have adult films on their resumes.
@@colonelkurtz2269 wouldn't doubt it at all
@@colonelkurtz2269 source?
I didn't notice that Ice blurs out Neil's chest. Fucking legend. Protect us from that filth.
Came across your channel a few days ago and absolutely love your Steven Seagal videos, please never stop!!! Subscribed too!
For a movie named "I am here", I've never asked "where the fuck am I?" So many times.
Now!
Man in Wheelchair becoming Young Man In Wheelchair is actually better plotting than Seagal ever managed. 😂
Have you’ve seen fateful findings? That’s a banger too 😂! Great job on this video
OMFG!!!!!!!! Gotdamn Space Ice........you made my day man. Thanks for the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your channel is humorous gold in the form of 90's jump kicks and early 2k slap fighting. I appreciate what you do thanks.
Great vid as always. Surprised you didn't mention that in the beginning when the Gandolfini/Romo guy shot his gun into the sky, the window on the hatch was flipped up and clearly would have been shattered. Maybe could have worked in a no-look shooting Segal reference. Also, the Steven Tyler and Sandlot lines were gold. Keep'em coming.
Lol...I had to go back to see the back window that the gunman would've shot through.
And also he can't decide if the recoil would push his arm up or down
Yes! Was totally expecting a comment on how he shot the back window 😂
And didn't Breen take the truck that they were sitting in? How did they get up and drive away? Also, you can see the truck again parked at 3:06, and in the very next shot it is missing. Then it shows up again at 3:12.
@@tomorrowisthedayaftertoday I guess Breen brought the truck back. Wouldn't want the people I left for dead, to die.
Neil Breen is Tommy Wiseau’s final form.
Have we ever seen Neil and Tommy in the same room?? Dun dun DUNNNNN
I lost it when the guy shot the other guys hand that was holding a gun. 🤣🤣💀
Breen has a weird god complex. He's always a supernatural perfectman in his movies, like someone else we know.
TBH I had to pause after your comment because I had an entire list of narcissists flashing through my head, from politicians to movie stars... you meant Seagal? Cause he fits, but so do Wiseau, Trump, Musk, Dalai Lama...
@@KasumiRINAMusk? What you think he have a god complex?
@@shokujinkiMusk? He CLEARRRRLY has a God Complex, it's complicated to see, just watching how he acts since he bought Twitter, or his attitude in general and everything about him and Tesla and you can pretty much see how much of a God Complex he has
always gets laid too
@@DarkAnon100musk earned his complex
"Then after a few drinks from their empty beer bottles, they see Breen and do the *normal* thing of lighting him the fuck up." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The censoring of Neil's breens took me out 😂😂😂
*Breen bleeding from his chest: "You cannot harm me."
But, youre bleeding there, guy.
I just keep skipping after the first 10 seconds of every video and start cracking up cuz I’ve watched them all ten times. You’re a genius brah, thank you
God bless you Space Ice. This channel makes everyones day.
Neil Breen is an amazing, uncompromising film maker and actor. He manages to convey his distinct cinematic editing style in all his pieces while playing a variety of iconic lead personas
haha yes a... "variety" lol and definitely not the same one over and over again!
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Fuck that.
Okay Neil, everyone knows that's really you.
You know it’s going to be a good day when you see a new Space Ice upload.
Now I MUST watch this movie! 😂😂😂Thank you for making me laugh. I love bad movies and your channel ❤. Stay blessed and safe my friend.
Love these videos. They really brighten up my whole week
This is VERY quickly becoming one of my all time favorite channels, the humor is just too damn spot on!
Likewise non stop laughter
Humour? He's being literal, surely?
mine too but my Wife is not a fan so i'm divorcing her....no really.
@@jamesross9724 please do
Space Ice is so clever too - and I love his voice.
The "real plot" wrap ups at the end of the Breen videos are so plausible, and so much better than the actual plots, that I bet if Neil saw these he'd kick himself for not thinking of them first.
I have his first 5 films and even had him sign my copy of Twisted Pair. He is the epitome of film making and is so talented in a bizarre way where I honestly cannot tell if his films are intentionally the way they are, or if he honestly is unaware of how his movies look to the world. I hope this is never answered. This is one mystery box I do not want to open, my world could shatter...
The fact you own 5 of them and even a signed copy leads me to believe you are really, really, reaaaaallly stupid.
I´ve seen much, much better student made flicks (some Memento-style stuff), done in under a year than this...shite.
He is 100% unaware. Best to keep him that way. Wouldn't been a Breen movie without it.
@@ChrisHuppey if he is aware, that would make him the greatest actor of our time.
No. He is not talented
Thank you Neil Breen, because of people like you we have this treasure of a channel.
No way I gonna thank Seagull!
Thank you for pronouncing Nevada correctly. And keep up the content. Been a sub since you started. Good stuff.
Bro you’re funny af, I’ve binge watched your channel and am laughing my ass off. Usually I let videos auto play while I nap, but your jokes kept waking my ass up to laugh
If only he got JCVD to do a cameo dance scene .. I think it'd have really tied the whole movie together and made it a classic
Even Steven Seagal is like “damn these movies are bad”.
To be fair, Seagal would hate most good movies for their piss poor acting and confusing plots where characters don’t describe how great the protagonist is so the viewer knows who to worship.
@@JoeMama-yd1ve Or have sex with their clothes on 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least Breen has one drop of creativity as opposed to Seagal who has zero.
@@DJ-wl5qo if you think that then you are about as brain dead as Seagal.
0:34 I can't believe he did not mention how the guy shots into his trunk lid! lol
Exactly.
that's what i'm sayin
The best part about this video and Ice said it at the start, is that Breen's "narratives" and "stories" are so irreparably chaotic that they can only be broken down by each individual character's arc 😅
@7:15 Pls tell me those Morrowind hit sounds were edited.
Ngl to you. I'm 100% sure they were both in the movie AND were supplied by Bethesda directly.
You already know Todd the destroyer out here taking in money from scams like this X3
I'm absolutely certain that Neil Breen wrote and directed episode 8 of Twin Peaks The Return.
In fact, I think that Neil is an avatar of David Lynch.
Never heard of this guy. But having seen this, I can perhaps quote in your style "I am Here is the Neil Breen movie where he finally showed the world that it is possible to make a movie worse than Seven Seagal".
Neil Breen is as narcissistic as it comes, but it's fucking awesome 😂😂
After Segal visited freshly-blown up Olenivka PoW camp I don't think anyone has the same lack of self-awareness. I mean tons of washed-up celebs cheer up for dictators, from Depardieu, to Monson to Stone, and there's standing on a war crime scene fresh with charred corpses around, as part of occupying army, inside another country you are illegally in, and saying to camera that you checked and it's all right... like the sheer insanity, I hope he ends up on some war crime trial... one "adoption" (that's who russians call kidnapping) of a kid from Mariupol would do it.
I’ve never even heard of Neil Breen until I started watching this channel.
Breen is my hero. Life is still worth to live and i am not a failure compare to his movies
“The fat kid from the sandlot who is all grown up now” 😂😂😂😂😂
I got into this rabbit hole about a month ago & I can’t get out 😭😭
This might be my favourite Space Ice video so far. You can tell he put a ton of work into it. I laughed my Breen off!
8:20 It is quite surprising that aliens also use 15-pin D-Sub connector, aluminum electrolytic capacitors and green solder mask.
4:55 her Filipino boyfriend looks like he's dead inside and is rethinking all his life choices listening to her yammer at him 😂
How many poor young women have been violated by that sentient piece of chicken jerky?😢
Holy crap, Space Ice rips this movie apart, THEN turns around and reinterprets it as a riff on Jacob's Ladder, which almost makes it AWESOME. WOW!!!
This dude is great. He makes the movies watchable
They tell Neil Breen to stop making movies but Breen says NO SURRENDER 😂
@@High2GetBy 😂😂 i could imagine him doing that lol
It's easy to make fun of Neil Breen but maybe it's us who just don't understand his genius....
Fuck that.
Neil, stop it
Technically, if a movie is good if it entertains, then he makes good movies, just not the way he thinks he does.
@@maplebear6527 I'm not Neil.... I'm Pete. And my films are amazing and you just don't get it.
@@nicholasm7822 This is not entertainment. This is torture.
It's amazing how Neil Breen was able to get John Cleese to play the Crime Syndicate Leader.
And dollar store Keenan Ivory Wayans
Rewatching this...I just realized Breen actually put four dots in the ellipses in the title of the movie. So the name of the movie is actually more like: I am here. *random pause* Now.
Like he's just walked into a room, proclaiming he is there, and then starting a convo with "now."
I don't know if that's stupid or dumb, but I'm leaning towards Seagal.
Neil Breen is so cool that he can convince people to join him on his movies! He deserves all the best ever!
One day I am going to see an actual Neil Breen movie and sit all the way through it to wipe and reset my brain to factory settings. It's going to be epic.
No one actually knows what happens when you see a full Neil Breen movie
Hahahaha
@@ezet why is that? Do they all magically disappear?
@@stealthattack2209 we don't know. Since nobody watched them fully and told the tale.
Oh, I was excited about this. This movie was my first Neil Breen experience, and it was mind-blowing on so many levels 😂
Sheer Breenius
No doubt my mind was blown into a state of perpetual regression by watching it.
Breen, please keep making movies forever!
Oh, Space Ice, plz keep showing us the endless Lizzid wisdom, hidden deep in Breen's... somewhere!
Neil Breen is just thankful he isn't Steven Seagal
Even psychedelic drugs cannot explain how this was made.
Any sex type scene with Breen, automatically makes me actually say “Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!” out loud. Like, I can’t help it, it’s a visceral reaction 😂😂😂
I have to hand it to Neil Breen. He just said one day "I am going to make movies", and just did it. No experience or prior work in the industry, not even a film school dropout, Breen just picked up a camera and started shooting, armed with nothing but a three-figure budget and volunteers for actors.
Yeah I know FAR too many people who "dream" of something they don't try... like, say, a friend said he wants to become a photographer, and... he got a DSLR, tons of photography books and sometimes goes through his camera's manual... only he doesn't really take pictures. People even ask him to make some family photos, and I took him out in historical city center that had views to capture, and he begrudgingly made some pics without even filling the memory once in a few years. It's just one example but I know many people like this, "want to make a comedy series on TH-cam" and don't even write a single script, "want to learn to play [instrument]" and doesn't touch it etc.
@@KasumiRINA It feels like they're in love with the idea of something, but not actually passionate about making that idea become a reality.
Me personally, I wanted to make a video game, so I bought a copy of RPG Maker 2003, downloaded a copy of Libresprite, read some guides, and then "fiddled with the buttons" on RPG Maker and Libresprite. It's a work in progress, but I'm trying to gradually learn how to do smaller projects so eventually, maybe, I can release a full-blown game on Steam.
But I'm not so completely arrogant as to call myself a "real" Game Developer, nor would I ever charge someone money to play my little test projects.
Neil Breen actually calls himself a director/writer/actor, charges money for copies of his movies, and tries to be taken seriously like someone like Steven Spielberg or James Cameron.
@KasumiRINA I dream of being a brain surgeon but i don't think picking up a scalpel and taking a go at it out of the blue is a good idea.
2:06 the fact that the guy also wear an oversized pants makes it even more uncanny.
These weekly drops feel like Saturday morning cartoons but for adults. I love it!
- like to watch them at end of the day. Perfect way to unwind.
Really like and appreciate your videos the voice you make really gives me that mid 80’s -mid 90’s vibes oh and if possible can we get more Arnold please 🙏
Wait, so Breen stole the couple's truck after knocking them out, but when they regain conscience, their "stolen" truck is still there as they drive it.
Neil Breen Top-Notch writing 😮
Beheaded babies in the desert is another level of diabolical 😂
He had Seagal choose the female cast and their wardrobe 😄 I seriously love your final explanations tho, kinda make sense 🤯
Wikipedia puts his role as writerdirectoproduceractoeditor, but "Also production designer and manager, casting, set design, *wardrobe,* props, lighting designs, special make up effects, locations, administration and accounting, craft services, make up and hair and sound editor" for most movies... This specific movie is missing wardrobe so I half-expect one of his friends working in retail selling clothes and having a sample of oddly-colored shits of old stock the store is throwing away. So they all wear them lol.
Blurring out his moobs at 5:00 was genius
Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic handgun. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
The Crime Syndicate Boss has to be he one having the most fun playing his character in this film lmao