Neil Breen is basically James Gunn with no budget, no shady connections, no Hollywood Gepetto Ring friends, no antecedants of problematic tweets and corn filmography, no gut and no balding issues. He's just one scandal away from bossing up all of Marvel and of Warner/DC while not being the CEO of the company at all.
My first introduction into Neil was his infamous "Jim!" And "I can't believe you committed suicide" scenes 😂😂😂 Ahh Neil Breen how you brought me such laughter
The production, acting, and dialogue of this movies are so insanely mediocre, I don't know if I'm supposed to find this disturbing, or funny as hell. This makes my head hurt.
I was able to see this in a theater when it was making the indie circuit, and the place was PACKED. Watching a movie with 400 other Breen fans was legit an amazing experience. We all struggled through it together.
@@alfrede.newman6626That’s the magic, he’s not a troll and he is sincere. This particular movie he was “in” on the joke a bit in some spots but if you want a masterpiece of sincere bad filmmaking, check out Fateful Findings. Same guy, amazingly bad movie.
I watched Cade the Tortured Crossing in a jam packed theater in Pennsylvania back in September. It was one of the most surreal experiences I’ve ever had in my life. 96 minutes of pure, howling laughter from all of us. After awhile it felt like I was hanging around in some kind of psych ward. I will never forget that day. Thank you, Mr. Breen. We will never forget it! 😂 👍🏻 🍿
I was going to say the same thing. Initially, I thought the interior/exterior of the mental hospital looked like it was right out of an episode of Ghost Adventures ...
Green screen? The movie looked great! I downloaded it, transferred it to a VHS tape and watched it on my 1990s RCA TV. I felt like I was part of the movie!
One of the craziest things to me is that I've never watched a Neil Breen movie but I know enough about them that Space Ice could completely bastardize the "plot" and I wouldn't be able to argue that it wasn't what happened.
I was thinking everyone receives a different version with scenes in different order /scrambled with maybe just one of us getting something somewhat coherent.. I knew we'd have to look back to Twisted Pair for the true answer as it seemed we were in different realities sewn together in CADE. Definitely corrupt. Fiendish. No wonder Mensa wants him. I hear he hasn't even been to the hospital yet. Just the sound editing issues alone made me think he wasn't even trying with this one.
It truly was a masterpiece, I especially enjoyed the real tiger, yes a real tiger. It was a real tiger. But picking a BEST Breen movie is almost impossible. They all make you ponder reality.
Neil Breen managed to film an entire movie without leaving the green screen room, I'm almost impressed by the sheer level of laziness that requires. I'd be asking if he lost a bet or something, but this is Breen we're talking about here.
Any actor who did their job well Breen would make them dial it down a few notches. Breen- Say your lines like you are dead inside and with irregular cadence.
I feel bad for the amateur actors and actresses who signed up for the movie in hopes of catching the eyes of some producer or at least earn some money.
People say he pays well. Also, I like to think that some people just enjoy acting and are aware that they're not particularly good at it. So they're probably happy to get paid for doing what they like.
People make things difficult. So does finding locations and moving and operating equipment. He does less of those things all the time. CGI Breen is much less interesting to me. He’s just sitting at an old PC making up a silly story.
I think Birdemic is the same. They KNOW it is ungodly bad, they know they can't do better than ungodly bad, and by God, their ungodly bad films get them attention, so they double down on it.
I am 100% sure he's so shit at making movies he really doesn't understand how shit he is. As John Cleese said, he's exactly missing the skill for knowing that his missing the skill.
Nope, birdemic is completely different, it's over the top on purpose, while our boy breen is genuinely doing his best (worst) here thinking he's a grand director. Which he is, but, you know..
Yes, this is why Breen's stuff is hilarious and Birdemic is not. You need that "tried so hard and believe it's good" to make a bad movie a GOOD bad movie.
This plot is so insane it almost becomes brilliant. It's like a heavily modded video game where the player just starts doing random nonsense, but the underlying story continues forward regardless.
yeah. As if the story automatically makes progress after completing any quest instead of the storyquest. But all he does is some weird sidequest off at a random farm
We need a Breen and Seagal collaboration. Oscar sweep material. Also, imagine the level of awesomeness if you gave Breen the same effects budget as Segal.
The spitting sparkplug is going to be the new Steven Seagal comment, no matter what, it will be in there somewhere, like a "Space Ice Where's Waldo?", it's just awesome
I've watched a heck of a lot of Neil Breen reviews. This is probably the only one where I've had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I think I've watched this now 3 times and give the same reaction each time.
Because the budget was 5 dollars, blowjobs for set location rentals, borrowing product placement from local dollar shops and Costumes were taken from cadavers arriving at the local mortuary.
Holy shit I am fucking rolling at this commentary. "Five minutes and four countries later, he arrives and hauls ass inside" Jesus I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
How can the Oscars avoid giving this classic an award? The special effects are especially noteworthy. It was a challenge spotting where and if CGI or practical effects were being used. Five stars!
I, for one, am not surprised they couldn't appreciate the genius of this intellectual film d'auteur. Let the Oscars celebrate mindless blockbusters, the incomparable Breen can only be appreciated by sophisticated cinephiles.
The total lack of even just the slightest merely accidental improvement, of any sort of positive developement and artistic progression whatsoever is absolutly baffling.
It's most likely intentional at this point. People have told him what they like about his movies and now he makes them that way on purpose. Once he got famous for making bad movies it was already over.
@@Apanblod I get where you are coming from - there certainly are cases like this such as this Sharknado bullshit they approached this way from the very beginnning, the third Birdemic "movie" or this one weird youtuber's self-produced 3d-animated movie they advertize as supposedly being "better than Dreamworks or Pixar" to make the rage-bait just a little more obvious. You get some very insincere vibes from these movies and you can tell exactly at what point the director became self-aware about what's going on - but Breen is so consistent in his delivery and so serious about his strangely naive and shallow ideas of good and evil in this world to a degree that one could think the expression "mess" came from "message".. If he's in on the joke at this point then he certainly is doing well better than all the other candidates I could think of. He plays it this consistently straight in a way I didn't think he could achieve if he was in on the joke. This guy is this bad in acting and writing that you should be able to tell at what point he started to do it on purpose at least intuitivly - but I couldn't for the life of me.. 😅
I can't get over the two doctors both being directors of the facility and being names Megan Burns and Megan Curts. How hard was it to think of two different names
people sometimes have the same name, it happens, of all the things to complain about this is not a genuine or valid criticism, matter of fact it adds to the realism
6:51 Breen smiling here is such a complex display of emotion. It looks like he can't decide if he's going for charming, or Hannibal Lecter, but instead of only failing at both, he shit himself in the attempt and knows that we know that.
seeing how he's made a lot of money as an architect and can now spend his time and money making art project movies, he probably is smarter than the teacher.
They're just breens customers and all of them owe money, the reason for the new cast addition randomly was he spotted an 8th and never paid up.. that's like, 30 dollars bro, he needs that shit
I get that I'm new to this channel and mostly binged on Seagal vids, but what in the actual hell did I just watch? Why did this movie look like a 90's FMV point-and-click adventure game? What just happened? My head hurts so much.
Neil Breen is slightly insane. For my part, I think he is part of a hollyweird money laundering scheme. "Here Neil, take this 100k to make a movie, and when it bombs, we will hit up the insurance dudes." But Neil, being the genius he is, spends about $ 1500 on the film and keeps the rest.
I don't think I've ever seen a complete movie filmed in front of a green screen... This has to be the cheapest and the least expensive 90 minutes in cinematic history.... Neil Breen outdone himself once again.
Why the F did they greenscreen an empty street, a parking lot, and an abandoned building? Did cops just outright stop Breen from filming in public places, but some of these are deserted so why not actually bring actors there?
I feel like Neil got excited to use his new graphics addon for his movie maker application on his computer. He probably wanted to use it as much as possible after using a TH-cam tutorial on how to use it.
I think it must be for audio and lighting purposes. He can just install two lightboxes and a microphone and call it a day, as long as the green screen is evenly lit. And who has time to care about light or audio engineering anyway 🤷♀️ Must be one of those really useless movie-making jobs like screenwriter, script, director of photography, costume designer, SFX artist, etc.
This was in Wikipedia: “In February 2023, the film won the awards for "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award", at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival.” Also got a 7.1 score at IMDB, what the hell?
When Breen saw the second Avatar, it was clear to him that he also must up his game with some serious movie effects. Green screen all the fking time! Green screen on top of green screen! What a boss. Truly mega blockbuster hit movie! (This movie is from 2023)
I was fully 90 seconds into the video before I realized that what I was seeing on screen was actually the movie itself. Who is this Neil Breen guy, and what kind of absolute fever dream have I stumbled into?
I’ve genuinely had fever dreams that were more coherent than every Breen film I’ve ever seen. This man is the most baffling combination of committed to his “art” and completely incompetent I’ve ever seen.
@NoBetterBentleyif you listen to him it’s actually inspiring. Imagine he’s just doing what he loves and lets no one stop him. Not even common sense. It’s actually cool on some level
I wrote it before but my theory is that he has some kind of undiagnosed brain illness or something. I also refuse to believe that someone without some kind of medical conditions can make something so insane. It is as if a non human creature was trying to make movies about humans without understanding humans or life on earth.
I saw a clip from Neil's youtube channel with 1,6 k comments and scrolling thru it a lot I realised that he answers to all the few good comments so he sees all the bad ones also but ignores them , and the funniest part was that there were some over obviously sarcastic comments that he didn't get but thaught they were sincere and responded with "Thanks" like he done to most of the good ones when he dont direct you to other movies of him instead when somebody say he liked a particular movie
Back in the 70s there was an early morning kids show called "Land of the Lost." I believe this is where Breen developed his "special effects" skills from. Pretty hilariously terrible.
This is a masterpiece. I mean, there’s no way a person could have done a movie so badly. Even if I tried hard I don’t think I’ll get anywhere near this level.
I saw this movie in theaters. It was a sold out showing and it was amazing. Surprised we got a sequel to Twisted Pair, my favorite Breen film. If his next film isn’t all green screen I’ll give you credit for nailing the interpretation.
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I really hope this *Neal Breen Movie* was part of *MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION or SPECIAL OLYMPICS*
Neil Breen is basically James Gunn with no budget, no shady connections, no Hollywood Gepetto Ring friends, no antecedants of problematic tweets and corn filmography, no gut and no balding issues.
He's just one scandal away from bossing up all of Marvel and of Warner/DC while not being the CEO of the company at all.
Do we really have too?
@@butterthembiscuits4883Yes
I love that he lives in a huge castle but makes them sleep on the floor at the bottom of the stairs. Top-notch hospitality.
Peasants sleep on the floor 😂
He actually offered them rooms, but they chose to sleep there.
You can't piss on hospitalily. I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!
I thought the exact thing.
there is so much wrong with this video that i didnt even think about that 😂😂
Breen makes Tommy Wiseau look like Martin Scorsese
Breen makes Uwe Boll look like Francis Ford Coppola.
@4saken404 Don't go Bollistic now ...
Breen makes Steven Seagal look like a martial art specialist.
This movie makes Troll 2 a cinematic masterpiece
😂
Neil Breen has an exceptional ability to make all the clothes he wears to appear as though they are still on the hanger.
😂
My first introduction into Neil was his infamous "Jim!" And "I can't believe you committed suicide" scenes 😂😂😂
Ahh Neil Breen how you brought me such laughter
😂😂
Would you rather he went back to more nude scenes like in his first few movies?
My mind is having a hard time believing that this movie actually exists
The production, acting, and dialogue of this movies are so insanely mediocre, I don't know if I'm supposed to find this disturbing, or funny as hell. This makes my head hurt.
@@blaxpoitation8528 i don't think you understand what mediocre acting is. this is not acting. they are just saying random phrases out loud.
Neil Breen was a a combination of Nolan and Spielberg
I thought the same thing when I was watching it.
This is blasphemy.
The special effects make the whole thing look like a 90's point and click game.
That you get in a cereal box...
@@JimmyJojoshabadoo *off brand cereal box.
That's being very unfair to 90s point and click games!
Those were usually very creative, and had proper perspective.
Myst
The fact that he always has a twin brother so he can have even more screentime is hilarious.
Breen v Seagal :
1. Breen has real hair
2. Breen's black jacket actually fits
3. Breen actually walked up the stairs
4. Breen DOES HIS OWN STUNTS!!
Even Hong Kong films did #4. Space Ice, if you're reading this, you need to cover the Girls with Guns craze of the late 1980s to the early 1990s.
Also Breen's movies are actually shown in theaters
I suspect Breen also does his own effects and editing.
@@KageNoTora74I also suspect hes playing all the role himself
5. Breen wears a suit to important affairs and associations while Segal says, "F**k it I can wear the same thing like a cartoon."
neil breen production budget. 5% movie making 95% cocaine
haha
Ask him how high he is!
Answer: His height
"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”
😂😂😂😂😂
From a total of $300 budget lol
I was able to see this in a theater when it was making the indie circuit, and the place was PACKED. Watching a movie with 400 other Breen fans was legit an amazing experience. We all struggled through it together.
Being through such a traumatic experience together can be bonding.
Ah, Stockholm Movie Theatre, I see!
I've never heard of this guy... Is a a troll for the movie business?... Or is he trying to actually make them ?
@@alfrede.newman6626That’s the magic, he’s not a troll and he is sincere. This particular movie he was “in” on the joke a bit in some spots but if you want a masterpiece of sincere bad filmmaking, check out Fateful Findings. Same guy, amazingly bad movie.
@@alfrede.newman6626 yes 😅
I watched Cade the Tortured Crossing in a jam packed theater in Pennsylvania back in September. It was one of the most surreal experiences I’ve ever had in my life. 96 minutes of pure, howling laughter from all of us. After awhile it felt like I was hanging around in some kind of psych ward. I will never forget that day. Thank you, Mr. Breen. We will never forget it! 😂 👍🏻 🍿
I was sorely tempted to see a screening. Wish I did
Wait, this was released in theaters?
Now we truly know how he keeps on making these movies. People like you DO PAY to laugh at the shit he comes up with
Supply and Demand at its most basic and truthful level. I approve!
Damn it! I'd have loved to gone to that schit show 😂
Must be one of the cheapest films ever if it's been filmed entirely in front of a Breen- I mean green screen. 😆
Breen-Screen®️ - the patented "no effort" green screen technique!
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I thought Neil was better than that.
This movie won the awards for "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award", at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival last year
I was going to say the same thing. Initially, I thought the interior/exterior of the mental hospital looked like it was right out of an episode of Ghost Adventures ...
Reminds me of when that Pureflix guy did that shitty sitcom on his streaming app.
These Breen budgets keep going up, yet the scripts keep getting worse. How has Disney not brought him in yet?
I've never seen so much Breen Screen used in one film before.
Masterpiece.
I had to scroll down a lot to read your comment but it was worth it. Mate, you won the Internet today. Bravo.
Cheers.
Breen Screen.
I'm dying 😂
only the breen machine
@@aa11ct9 lean mean, breen machine.
Breenius.
Gotta admire Breen. Give him $150 and a green screen & he’ll spin up a 90 min movie no probs 😂
"A" 90 minute movie? 🤨 You underestimate him!
How'd he pay the, erm, actors?
"You can put it on your resume."
@@favoritemustard3542 he give them the green or the breen
With 149$ to spare
I thought you were exaggerating... I never should've doubted Neil fucking Breen.
Green screen? The movie looked great! I downloaded it, transferred it to a VHS tape and watched it on my 1990s RCA TV. I felt like I was part of the movie!
Green Breen!
Breen needs to be protected at all costs , so that he can continue this madness
i agree
I also agree!
Ooooooo yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!
4:12 is when I officially lost it. I'm laughing so hard over here.
I miss the days when Breen was just a regular, everyday interdimensional super-hacker hellbent on fighting evil presidents of the bank. 😪
This entire movie was shot in the same room!
Why do I feel like Space Ices interpretation of this movie makes more sense than the actual movie.
One of the craziest things to me is that I've never watched a Neil Breen movie but I know enough about them that Space Ice could completely bastardize the "plot" and I wouldn't be able to argue that it wasn't what happened.
😂
His explanation of I am Here Now's plot is legitimately the most coherent one I have ever seen.
At least I think that was the movie, lol.
@@planescaped When it comes to Breen movies, the best thing to do is say "fuck it" and break it down by character
I was thinking everyone receives a different version with scenes in different order /scrambled with maybe just one of us getting something somewhat coherent.. I knew we'd have to look back to Twisted Pair for the true answer as it seemed we were in different realities sewn together in CADE. Definitely corrupt. Fiendish. No wonder Mensa wants him. I hear he hasn't even been to the hospital yet. Just the sound editing issues alone made me think he wasn't even trying with this one.
Really a shame that Breen decided to stick with a greenscreen now. Seeing him hiking through Nevada was awesome.
"I agree with that"
Wait, there was greensreen in this?
It is indeed expertly done but the eagle eyed viewer can still spot the green screen shots
Not everyone can afford reality...
It truly was a masterpiece, I especially enjoyed the real tiger, yes a real tiger. It was a real tiger. But picking a BEST Breen movie is almost impossible. They all make you ponder reality.
Neil Breen managed to film an entire movie without leaving the green screen room, I'm almost impressed by the sheer level of laziness that requires. I'd be asking if he lost a bet or something, but this is Breen we're talking about here.
I love coming home, pushing my kids and wife away and watching the new Space Ice every Friday because I have priorities.
Now imagine having a wife and kids and the priority being to act in a Neil Breen movie.
Daddy needs his alone time or things may get ugly
You must be like me, it’s the only 15 minutes of joy I get all week.
@@MattExzy Imagine actually wanting to have a wife & kids & then thinking that youre still normal
i have you beat, my wife and kids don't exist. more space ice for me :)
This movie was so lazy I expected to see Steven Seagal in the credits.
Any actor who did their job well Breen would make them dial it down a few notches. Breen- Say your lines like you are dead inside and with irregular cadence.
I feel bad for the amateur actors and actresses who signed up for the movie in hopes of catching the eyes of some producer or at least earn some money.
People say he pays well. Also, I like to think that some people just enjoy acting and are aware that they're not particularly good at it. So they're probably happy to get paid for doing what they like.
People make things difficult. So does finding locations and moving and operating equipment. He does less of those things all the time. CGI Breen is much less interesting to me. He’s just sitting at an old PC making up a silly story.
No they're in this movie for money
considering the acting in this movie, i don't feel sorry for anybody
There is no way he isn't doing this on purpose at this point, Breen is a megamind of genius.
I think Birdemic is the same. They KNOW it is ungodly bad, they know they can't do better than ungodly bad, and by God, their ungodly bad films get them attention, so they double down on it.
I am 100% sure he's so shit at making movies he really doesn't understand how shit he is. As John Cleese said, he's exactly missing the skill for knowing that his missing the skill.
Nope, birdemic is completely different, it's over the top on purpose, while our boy breen is genuinely doing his best (worst) here thinking he's a grand director. Which he is, but, you know..
Yes, this is why Breen's stuff is hilarious and Birdemic is not. You need that "tried so hard and believe it's good" to make a bad movie a GOOD bad movie.
I disagree, the first Birdemic was genuine, actors of the movie attest to that, the sequels were not
This is just one of my horrible mushroom trips.
The person who introduce Neil Breen to basic AfterEffects should be given a Noble Prize.
Uh... Don't you mean a NOBEL prize???
@@RomanesEuntDomus.No he meant NOBLE.
I remember him using Fusion not after effects 😅
introduced? introduces? which one?
@@RomanesEuntDomus. technically, he's still right, as Nobel means noble
Space Ice and Neil Breen. Nothing else needs to be said.
Steven Seagal enters the room
Fu*k it, let's roll with it.
Rób Schneider
"Where he showed the world"
Exactly 😂
The end of this...just pure, absolute gold. Thank you Space Ice.
What Breen can do with a 50 dollar budget is amazing classic.
What's even better is he has $49.99 to spare afterwards
The special effects are better than She-Hulk.
@@smilingearth5181.... 99999999999999999.
the fact that this dude still takes himself seriously is amazing
Eh, I'm not so sure he's serious. I kind of think he's a massive troll that puts even Andy Kaufman to shame.
@@DeadPixel1105 I think he was at first, this new stuff is hard to believe though. Pretty sure he's just having a laugh now
Have you seen his website? It's epic!!
@@unluckygamer692 Agreed. By this point he understands what he's known for and just goes with it. Unlike Seagal he actually has some self awareness.
That tiger was next level.
Does Neil Breen just play Neil Breen? I feel like he doesn't act. He just plays himself in fantasy scenarios.
He is the next Steven Spielberg
Disappointed didn’t get to see any abused laptops in his new movie :(
That will be in the extended deluxe cut of the film for an extra $9.99
His broken laptops didn't make it into the final cut.
At least we got one scene with an abused keyboard
At least we got one scene with an abused keyboard
His new “cgi” movies aren’t even very fun to laugh at. They’re just lazy.
This plot is so insane it almost becomes brilliant. It's like a heavily modded video game where the player just starts doing random nonsense, but the underlying story continues forward regardless.
Fallout 4🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
yeah. As if the story automatically makes progress after completing any quest instead of the storyquest. But all he does is some weird sidequest off at a random farm
😅😅
Neil Breen movies are gonna be studied throughout history. they really are one of a kind
The question that always pops in my mind when I see Breens stuff is how in the HELL does he convince these people to be in this stuff!
Cocaine
Apparently he pays them standard rate, and there are no shortage of actors willing to work.
Not to mention he said he gets his people through Craigslist as well
@@epicgravyfilms Actors? What actors?
I bet its kikda funny to see the aftermath
"A CPS Agent who is working both sides" is a concept that's already a bit head-spinning
Supply and demand
So he's working for CPS and for the parents that are beating that child.
If you were paying attention, he's only in it for the money
In an idiocratic alternate universe, Breen is our Spielberg
Neil Breen is a master at directing CD-ROM adventure game FMVs, I'll tell you that
THATS what i was trying to find a way to describe how this looked lol
That's what I was thinking, too. I almost expected cameos from Dana Plato and Mad Dog Mcree.
@@asurlybarber3620 Neil Breen's Mad Dog McRee is the video game movie we've all been waiting for. I know I'd watch it.
The Sega CD game Breen Trap
Amazing how “Winged Warrior” is introduced and dropped so quickly.
This has to be THE worst production I have ever seen. I've seen kids after school programs that are far better looking than this. Wow.
We need a Breen and Seagal collaboration. Oscar sweep material. Also, imagine the level of awesomeness if you gave Breen the same effects budget as Segal.
Yes!
I don't know if I can handle that much awesome!
Pfuuuuu that would confuse the audience straight into a mental institution😂
There's no budget for cookies, though.
The real reason Sifu went to Russia is those being too close, let alone working together, would collapse the basic laws of the universe.
"It was the eye of Sauron that could easily see which spark plug was spitting" Lost it 🤣
The spitting sparkplug is going to be the new Steven Seagal comment, no matter what, it will be in there somewhere, like a "Space Ice Where's Waldo?", it's just awesome
@@kalybnielsen4183don't forget 💃🕺💃
...& don't forget the 💃🕺💃 lol
GET OUT OF HERE 😂😂😂😂
I've watched a heck of a lot of Neil Breen reviews. This is probably the only one where I've had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I think I've watched this now 3 times and give the same reaction each time.
He's probably lost less money from his movies than disney and warner have recently, so financially he's ahead 😂😂😂
Good point, in a way hi work is far better at entertaining without the let down.
Because the budget was 5 dollars, blowjobs for set location rentals, borrowing product placement from local dollar shops and Costumes were taken from cadavers arriving at the local mortuary.
You're definitely a glass half full kinda guy.
he has his money from real estate apparently so I am sure he has way too much still
@@peachy_lili So does Disney with its theme parks!
Neil Breen revolutionized the film making industry with those special effects that provide photorealism while being eco-friendly at all times.
Between the white tiger woman and the eagle from Twisted Pair, he do be eco-friendly. He even paints the whole town green! (not that one 💸) 💚
This movie has the best effects I've ever seen.
i love that he has never advanced past 1995 fmv technology
This whole movie reminds me of Wing Commander 3 cutscenes
Resident Evil came out in 1996 and the sets and uniforms looks better than this, but the acting is about the same haha
There are a couple of drone shots that, except for the moire, aren't too bad, but they could just be stock videos.
He's clearly regressing
It's a little-known fact that this film resulted in a temporary shortage of Chromakey Green in North America.
*chromakey breen
@@mmmhorsesteaks🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit I am fucking rolling at this commentary. "Five minutes and four countries later, he arrives and hauls ass inside" Jesus I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
You get it! YESSSS 😂😂😂
That’s why I love these videos.
Great ab workout and dopamine drip af. 🙌🏻
It's like Breen's only idea of what movies are, came from FMV games on the Sega CD.
I'd like to think it's a deliberate stylistic choice.
@@riftvallance2087 don't Insult Sega
Sega CD? 😂
Maybe Sega Genesis
@@Stable_Genius…But the Sega CD is an add-on for the Genesis?
It reminded me of the really old point and click adventure games, weird fucking plots and even stranger reasons for why things are.
How can the Oscars avoid giving this classic an award? The special effects are especially noteworthy. It was a challenge spotting where and if CGI or practical effects were being used. Five stars!
That's the problem though ... the special FX were so good, the Oscars didn't realize they used any. 🤣
CGI ... where?
The real question is if there is a scene without a green screen
I, for one, am not surprised they couldn't appreciate the genius of this intellectual film d'auteur. Let the Oscars celebrate mindless blockbusters, the incomparable Breen can only be appreciated by sophisticated cinephiles.
@@Madeleine_des_EsseintesSend him to Cannes! He's ready for the "Un certain regard" selection for sure.
The extended scream at being stuck with the sword was killer.
Neil Breen's ability to travel the world is legendary
I'm green with envy!
He's taking advantage of the so-called "breen-screen" to effortlessly shoot across the globe 🌍
Almost rivals Game of Thrones season 8!
The total lack of even just the slightest merely accidental improvement, of any sort of positive developement and artistic progression whatsoever is absolutly baffling.
ₚₗₑb
Truly!
It's most likely intentional at this point. People have told him what they like about his movies and now he makes them that way on purpose. Once he got famous for making bad movies it was already over.
@@Apanblod I get where you are coming from - there certainly are cases like this such as this Sharknado bullshit they approached this way from the very beginnning, the third Birdemic "movie" or this one weird youtuber's self-produced 3d-animated movie they advertize as supposedly being "better than Dreamworks or Pixar" to make the rage-bait just a little more obvious.
You get some very insincere vibes from these movies and you can tell exactly at what point the director became self-aware about what's going on - but Breen is so consistent in his delivery and so serious about his strangely naive and shallow ideas of good and evil in this world to a degree that one could think the expression "mess" came from "message"..
If he's in on the joke at this point then he certainly is doing well better than all the other candidates I could think of.
He plays it this consistently straight in a way I didn't think he could achieve if he was in on the joke. This guy is this bad in acting and writing that you should be able to tell at what point he started to do it on purpose at least intuitivly - but I couldn't for the life of me.. 😅
Exactly!
You could argue this is worse than his previous efforts, since they used actual physical locations rather than green screening everything.
This man discovered and takes a brand new drug and refuses to share with anyone
The only thing more hilarious than this film is the amount of perfect “10/10” user review scores on IMBD! 🤯
this movie has won multiple awards.
Its like the reverse of review bombing. Review fertilizing?
@@BAN3FromNoWhere - 😆 exactly. To a casual viewer unfamiliar with his work, they would think this Breen produces masterpieces!
@@docsaysumm.. he DOES create masterpieces!
Do all the reviewers have Neil, Breen or NB in their names... like the credits on his movies?
“and also Steven Seagal… F that guy…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We got there 😂 I was nervous for a sec. Or a minute. Or all minutes leading up to the last second save.
… indeed!
bro despises Seagal so much like I am still having vendetta against Chuunibyou, Inou Battle, Oshi No Ko & Yumemiru Danshi English dubs
@adlibbed2138 Why Chunibiyo, if I may ask?
😂😂😂
Neil got a green screen and figured he would never have to leave the creepy basement where he keeps his hostages...I mean actors, ever again.
I can't get over the two doctors both being directors of the facility and being names Megan Burns and Megan Curts. How hard was it to think of two different names
That decision alone cut the "doctor naming" budget in half! That's just one of the genius aspects of Neil Breen!
people sometimes have the same name, it happens, of all the things to complain about this is not a genuine or valid criticism, matter of fact it adds to the realism
He was going for a Heathers thing.
They did have 2 different names
6:51 Breen smiling here is such a complex display of emotion. It looks like he can't decide if he's going for charming, or Hannibal Lecter, but instead of only failing at both, he shit himself in the attempt and knows that we know that.
That's wild 😂
This is one of the best you've done recently. Laughing through the whole thing. Especially the ending shout-out.
Neil Breen is that one kid in class who always thought he was smarter than the teacher
Not just the teacher, Neil thought he was the smartest kid in the school
He always plays some sort of messianic archetype in his movies, that should tell you something
seeing how he's made a lot of money as an architect and can now spend his time and money making art project movies, he probably is smarter than the teacher.
4:23 the fuck is going on
@@chadwickerman He's living proof that being intelligent doesn't make you good at something xD
I'm convinced every "actor" is an addict and will do anything for their next fix. Addiction is amazing.
I think you hit the nail on the head. I was wondering what self-respecting person would ever subject themselves to this kind of torture.
Has to be some sort of exploitation scheme. No aspiring actor would ever touch something like this, instant way to get blacklisted from future films.
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”
This man won Best Fantasy and People's Choice awards last year😂😂😂..how the hell did that happen??
They're just breens customers and all of them owe money, the reason for the new cast addition randomly was he spotted an 8th and never paid up.. that's like, 30 dollars bro, he needs that shit
I get that I'm new to this channel and mostly binged on Seagal vids, but what in the actual hell did I just watch? Why did this movie look like a 90's FMV point-and-click adventure game? What just happened? My head hurts so much.
Neil Breen is slightly insane. For my part, I think he is part of a hollyweird money laundering scheme. "Here Neil, take this 100k to make a movie, and when it bombs, we will hit up the insurance dudes." But Neil, being the genius he is, spends about $ 1500 on the film and keeps the rest.
I'm not going through all the comments to see if this has been said already, but whatever, the BCU is the cinematic universe we need.
Even with an explanation I have no idea what the hell happened in that movie. Right on brand for Breen!
KISS Rules
I don't think I've ever seen a complete movie filmed in front of a green screen... This has to be the cheapest and the least expensive 90 minutes in cinematic history.... Neil Breen outdone himself once again.
"being so blitzed, he doesn't realize he's still parked while steering like a lunatic" made me choke on my lunch.
4:53 I like how the new prisoner kid is also one of the cops. Really makes you think. The painful kind of thinking. Maybe it's just an aneurysm.
At least it's not as bad as _The Acolyte._
You did such a good job summarizing this "film" and at least a handful of the remarkably stupid parts of this nightmare.
Why the F did they greenscreen an empty street, a parking lot, and an abandoned building? Did cops just outright stop Breen from filming in public places, but some of these are deserted so why not actually bring actors there?
Transport uses gas. Totally not in breens budget.
Because he can! He’s Neil Breen! He’s a real director, with a green screen and everything! Also, getting permits is such a hassle.
Breen is in his seventies, tbf. This is a lot less physically demanding.
I feel like Neil got excited to use his new graphics addon for his movie maker application on his computer. He probably wanted to use it as much as possible after using a TH-cam tutorial on how to use it.
I think it must be for audio and lighting purposes. He can just install two lightboxes and a microphone and call it a day, as long as the green screen is evenly lit. And who has time to care about light or audio engineering anyway 🤷♀️ Must be one of those really useless movie-making jobs like screenwriter, script, director of photography, costume designer, SFX artist, etc.
This was in Wikipedia:
“In February 2023, the film won the awards for "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award", at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival.”
Also got a 7.1 score at IMDB, what the hell?
better than phase 4 mcu
10:38 this makes the cow fight in Kung Pow look pretty damn convincing
When Breen saw the second Avatar, it was clear to him that he also must up his game with some serious movie effects. Green screen all the fking time! Green screen on top of green screen! What a boss. Truly mega blockbuster hit movie! (This movie is from 2023)
Hearing the doppler effect inside the vehicle... that is some next level perception Ice.
That was Gold! This video makes my week. Space Ice is the GOAT !
That single line was amazing. Made my day 😂
I was fully 90 seconds into the video before I realized that what I was seeing on screen was actually the movie itself.
Who is this Neil Breen guy, and what kind of absolute fever dream have I stumbled into?
Breen's green screen is phenomenal!
As good as his CGI tiger? Impossible.
Im keen on breens green screen
@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 amen
As someone else coined it in another comment, 'breen screen' 😂
Neil Breen "mastering" the green screen is the best thing ever. There needs to be an Oscar for best use of stock footage.
I’ve genuinely had fever dreams that were more coherent than every Breen film I’ve ever seen. This man is the most baffling combination of committed to his “art” and completely incompetent I’ve ever seen.
There's absolutely no way Breen thinks his movies are any good at all. I refuse to believe anyone can be that disconnected from reality
@NoBetterBentleyif you listen to him it’s actually inspiring. Imagine he’s just doing what he loves and lets no one stop him. Not even common sense. It’s actually cool on some level
I *can't* believe it. I *can't* believe it.
I know people who still go to church every Sunday, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.
@@tomsdottirOoooh ooooh what a hardcore edge lord oooooooh. That's not low hanging fruit at all.
I wrote it before but my theory is that he has some kind of undiagnosed brain illness or something. I also refuse to believe that someone without some kind of medical conditions can make something so insane. It is as if a non human creature was trying to make movies about humans without understanding humans or life on earth.
This movie actually won "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award" at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival of 2023.
That's it...film isn't an appreciated art anymore.
Oh shit... It's true.
Whaaaat? 😂
What was the competition?
@@grumblesa10 Belly of The Birds, Code of Horray, Shadowguy, etc
I saw a clip from Neil's youtube channel with 1,6 k comments and scrolling thru it a lot I realised that he answers to all the few good comments so he sees all the bad ones also but ignores them , and the funniest part was that there were some over obviously sarcastic comments that he didn't get but thaught they were sincere and responded with "Thanks" like he done to most of the good ones when he dont direct you to other movies of him instead when somebody say he liked a particular movie
O and in one of his comments he said that the script for the 6th movie is complete so another film is on the way 😮
I like how everyone speaking outside in the field has that indoor, sounds bouncing off the walls, echo effect on their voices.
You hear that too? Good catch!
The line delivery at 7:45 is incredible! Thanks Space, you're always showing us what the true art of cinema really is.
You can't fake that!
@@somaraisan acting school and years of training for sure!
Meryl Streep ain’t got shit on her
“oh my god…” 😐 🚶♀️
It's just a hunch, but something tells me that Neil Breen ingests copious amounts of medical grade PCP on a regular basis.
4:20 in and I already agree with you. I hope he shares with the crew
Not a hunch, your absolutely right.
If he doesn’t, then it’s even more terrifying.
@@SabertoothedTiger69😮😮😮😮😅
No he doesn't. Some people just are wired differently and think of different things. It doesn't mean he uses drugs.
At 8:37, reference to Gene LeBell supposedly choking out Seagal who allegedly soiled himself.
The BCU (Breen Cinematic Universe) is crazy!
😂😂lmao (THE BCU) IS CLASSIC
This needs to happen. 😂
Breenverse😂
No better way to start the weekend than to wake up to a review of another Neil Breen masterpiece.
what amazing technology was used to make such a timeless masterpiece bravo sir
Back in the 70s there was an early morning kids show called "Land of the Lost." I believe this is where Breen developed his "special effects" skills from. Pretty hilariously terrible.
Breen makes Land of the Lost (which I loved!) look like Avatar!
kroffts had production quality!
This is a masterpiece. I mean, there’s no way a person could have done a movie so badly. Even if I tried hard I don’t think I’ll get anywhere near this level.
"It's so advanced, you can hear the Doppler Effect from inside the vehicle!" Ok that one made me snort! :D
*_Breen knew which spark plug was spittin_* LMAO 😂
This is the most innovative, inspired, masterful use of green screen I have ever seen.
Movie budget:
99% the SUV
1% green screens
I am now dedicating my life to creating the most epic action hero actor ever: Neiven Breagal
I saw this movie in theaters. It was a sold out showing and it was amazing. Surprised we got a sequel to Twisted Pair, my favorite Breen film. If his next film isn’t all green screen I’ll give you credit for nailing the interpretation.
This whole movie looks like an upscaled Sierra Police Quest game.
Core memory, unlocked. Sierra, had the best games. 😊