Neil Breen Movie Pass Thru Is So Bad It Orders Steak Well Done - Worst Movie Ever
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 มิ.ย. 2023
- Neil Breen's movie Pass Thru is so terrible that actually orders its steak well done. "Well done" even being an option is considered a war crime in the civilized world and nobody who actually orders their steak that way should be allowed to participate in society. I'm sure it dips it in ketchup, too, and I'm so pissed off right now I can't even finish this.
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do a video on hard boiled or other chow yun-fat films
Excellent 😂 Niel Breen movies so fkd up they're gold 😅
Bro u are Awesome 😂😂
A video from you always makes my day. Keep them coming 😃. U should do the Uwe Boll movie "Postal". It's a ... eeuuhm... "Masterpiece" 😉 .
RLM didn't review the grand insanity of this monster thoroughly enough.🤣
I want Seagal and Breen to collab on the least self-aware movie ever
The main problem would be who is the protagonist for the movie. Their egos can't stomach the idea of them playing a supporting role. If their name is in the project, it's gotta be done their way the whole time and everyone else follows them. At least Breen can pretend he gives a shit even if his movie character is being "hurt" in the film.
Steven Seagal's overdubbing by NNN productions.
If they did a gay porn together it would set records of all kinds.
Could it be directed by Uwe Boll?
@@darksideofthemoon488 Sure but again, who is the main character? Neil Breen or Steven Seagal? Lol that's the dilemma if they're both in the movie.
Breen casting: Can you act?
No
Breen casting: You're hired.
you forgot: Are you ok with no wearing a bra? (for female actors)
@@hectoraccented5312 a lot of thick pushups in this one tho.
Breen casting: You're hired?
@@KasumiRINA She looks fine.
His movies are depressingly bad.
Dana is the first person I've ever seen who is actually capable of giving 110% effort. She is acting at maximum capacity.
I think Dana should be in every movie. She's awesome.
That lady's acting is like my singing: I have absolutely no talent but lots and lots of enthusiasm - which, somehow, makes it all much worse.
Oh sure, but isn't 110% "over the top" ridiculous "acting"?
Rather over-acting than under-acting.
That is SOOO Dana.
The guy who was trying to escape and got killed before he even stood up got me rolling on the floor laughing 😂 😂😂
Bro same here 😂😂😂
The Breenverse is legitimately mind boggling
Smuggling burritos is bad is all you need to know about this movie
I think Breen writes his scripts with a Magic 8 Ball or a Ouija board.
Breen is the God of the breenverse
@@ColonelPanic007 and an 8 ball of 🗻
I own every single one of his movies, too. They're infinitely entertaining.
I swear with every "Worst Movie Ever" review Space Ice grows more and more disenchanted with reality
Well duh.
One does not sit through all those terrible movies (let alone this many) without at least *some* damage to psyche.
It's honestly surprising that Space Ice hasn't become completely unhinged yet. Or maybe he has and we just can't see it with the likes of Steven Segull and Neil Breen in the background.
@@ahriman935 so true! god bless this man for being willing to suffer for the greater good and us all. *saluting Space Ice*
I don't see how watching this much trash couldn't affect you somehow.
@@SmokeymcJoint420 it’s a joke mate 😂 humour, try it
@@danielj.m5478 He's just playing along, you need to re-read his message I think.
RIP Dana.
You flew too close to the sun.
Without enough ammo to kill it.
"Without enough ammo"...
I spit my drink out lol
The budget for this film was a stack of Monopoly money, the change from the cup holder in Breen’s car, and exactly three candy bar wrappers.
Forgot the burritos.
And you know the change had gum and melted chocolate stuck to it.
But he's an architect, a real-estate agent and owns a Ferrari!
@JohnDoe-gi1vr There's someone somewhere saying that SOB sold me my house! 🤣
...& a stack of wooden nickels next to a sack of AOL trial CDs lol
Every Neil Breen movie in a nutshell:
-Neil Breen plays a character who is portrayed as a messianic savior
-Neil Breen will always hook up with women younger than him
-Some of the worst acting ever seen in film
-Dialogue that feels like it came from Oblivion
-No sense of space or logic
-Not so subtle commentary on politics and corruption
-Terrible special effects
-Plot threads that go unsolved
-Characters who appear at random
-Terrible writing
-Terrible sound design
-Will contain lots of filler
-Movies will abruptly end
Don't forget all the stock footage.
-Neil Breen is the only one who have "acting" career but somehow he's far worse at acting than the others
Describes every Seagal film, too. Nicely done!
It’s a winning formula. Why change it?
And that reoccurring lack of haircut?
We have two options:
1. Breen somehow managed to create a realistic effect in one of his scenes.
2. The girl actually conked him in the head with a rock.
2 all the way, the rock makes noise hitting first the head and then the ground in perfect sync with the moment it should, NO WAY Breen makes a perfect visual AND aural sound effect
2, and I hope they did a lot of takes
Before Breen films a movie, he prepares by taking multiple blows to the head.
@@vasvas8914 xD
And the woman just stands there as he goes down. xD
"She was smuggling burritos."
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Imagine moving into an abandoned mine because you just want to be left alone, only to have a
Neil Breen movie trespass on your shit.
After watching that rock throw a dozen times I'm convinced it wasn't a special effect, and that "Ow!" was totally genuine...that girl has all my respect
You can see the puff of dust when she hits him.
@@patrickcarcamo622 If you see it carefully in slo-mo you will see that the rock already leaves a trail of white dust when leaving the girl's hand, when it hits it becomes a mess when the rock interacts with Breen's mane and the video compression, and then continues in a new trayectory still leaving behind a trail of whitery powder. I bet it's a limestone rock
Also she says she hit him in the eye when the "rock" clearly hit him in the head. They can't even get that right.
@@hectoraccented5312..I agree,, you can tell his "AH-oww" was totally genuine which begs the question,, WHY didn't she hit him again while Breen was temporarily dazed? That "..-oww," means he was currently disconnected from the x dimension or whatever and could have been overwhelmed and killed with maybe one more small rock,, or maybe she could have just booted him in the balls and collected her check while Breen was screaming, "..that HURT, that really.. REALLY... REALLY.. hurt.." and falls over and the border patrol although I don't know what they're doing in Nevada can come and pick up him and his ratty azz cans...
I think youre right about that one. I even felt that hit.
4:31 The bullet came out of the flashlight instead of the gun barrel, proving once again that Neil Breen's CGI is the most realistic CGI in the history of cinema.
Good catch, I totally missed it and had to rewatch it. This is why I read the comments.👆
He is just clearly so beyond us we can’t ever understand him.
Hahahaha, you're right! The shite is layers deep!
@@popjaw1andOnlyIsn’t that gun a 7.62, quite impressive to be firing it with one hand lol
@@Hellstorm901 That's true. With Neil Breen, all things are possible!🤣
Funny how Breen is some sort of mystic being in all his movies
Yes, he strikes me as the type that walks around barefoot or wears sandals, solely and specifically so his lower chakra won't be impeded
He's a juvenile self-insert wish-fulfilment fantasist. You know when you were a kid and you'd play war in the yard with your friends, and there was always that one kid who insisted he killed everyone and won the war all by himself? That kid was Neil Breen.
@@adamfrost3139 Guess you haven't seen the one where he's Breesus a cyborg AI, alien god! 🤣
He's just playing himself since he's a mystic being in real life too.
Dana is so good at shooting that the muzzle flashes are on the flashlight instead of the gun barrel. 😂
Space Ice is the only one that can make sitting through Neil Breen's movies an enjoyable experience. 😂
Neil's movies are some of the most enjoyable motion pictures on the planet if you know how to consume them properly. I know I get a lot of satisfaction of all kinds whenever I consume what he produces. It's very, very satisfying Allen.
I second cinema snob for that as well.
Come on, you don’t know Cinema Sins or Real Trailers? It’s a laugh fest! Space Ice is great, I agree!
You should check out Kurtis Connor.
ok Neil...great comment for a 6 year old human.
Breen's movies are the perfect depiction of what films would be like if they were written and performed by A.I. Dana's performance was exhilarating. You could see how impressed Neil was when she adlibbed "OH, I'M DONE?". She needs her own prequel.
Pretty sure breen is a robot lol
an insane a-i-.
God, I've seen better acting and story writing on a pornhub amateur shoot.
AI??? these scripts are written by 3 kids.
@@alexhidell663
Right and all three wear helmets lmao
The fact that Breen always credits his stock photo animals is pure gold. Gotta love the man.
“She’s trying to outstupid Breen” 😂😂
That guy trying to escape with a gun man right in front of him had me dying 🤣
It was peak "if it's not in frame it doesn't exist" cinema, bettering all slasher/ninja/zombie films in one swoop!
Had him dying too
He said "I'm getting out of here" right in front of the gunman 🤣🤣🤣
@@edmondantes4338 hahahahahhaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm getting out of here
I love how Space Ice can always put Steven Seagal in every "shitty movie" reviews he make.
He always deserves an honorable mention lol
😂😂😂😂
The professor rolling on Molly had me crying
Disney should hire Breen. That would save the company.🎉
"The power is out on my phone"
Seriously, does Breen write a script in normal English and then translate it into another language and then back into English with Google translate?
You're on to something there. When those kids said those lines I was just shaking my head like WTF? Who wrote this crap?
Unlike Seagal, Breen actually tries hard.
does he?
@@mojebi3804 in a different kind of way haha
You sure about that?
But they both get me hard. What about you son?
He is just lacking in talent, but it seems he tries to make it good lollerskates
"I won't hurt you--"
**stock punch sound effect**
"Oh!"
Space Ice is right, I could watch that part over and over again.
It absolutely KILLS ME every time he says "and it's never mentioned again" or a variation.
"No, YOU are done!" "I'M Done?!" 😂 Never gets old.
In his defense, she was actually DONE lol. Classic breen.
DONE!!!!!!!
YOURE DONE OP
Neil Breen is truly one of a kind. He just films whatever he feels like filming at any given moment
That rock throw to the Breen Melon was dedication. I hope it doesn't cause damage to his acting and script writing skills in the future.
I bet anything he said to that girl “throw the rock but just miss my head, I’ll make it look like you hit me” and of course she hit his head. They used it anyway.
7:46 I’m positive throwing a rock at Neil’s head is how most people greet him on a daily basis.
Until they get that restriction order properly approved, the waiting list is very long
Neil is a method actor. He wanted to rock to be real.
In order to get into character for a scene, Breen sits behind his pet mule while it kicks him in the face.
@@kane4013 if a character dies in a Neil Breen movie they actually die. He wants realism.
Dana is a far better actor than Segal ever will be "I will kill you" lol, Segal has never had Dialogue that good
You sure about that?....his " take all the mother ficker birthday" line is one of the finest sentences ever composed
@K Smith ....."that's syphilis dawg." Is top tier dialog though.
"I'll take you to the blood bank"
speak for yourself. "walk like a black man. breath like a killer" is truly the dialogue of all time
"It might could be an illusion"
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂THE STONE TO THE FACE REPEAT IS SO FUNNY.....I THINK THE GIRL PICKED UP A REAL STONE AND JUST WENT FOR IT😅😅
I watched this dumpster fire of a movie yesterday. I've never been more confused in my life. Thank you ice for helping me make sense of what I witnessed. Godspeed
"Sorry guys, he's not Steven Seagal, you're way too young for him "......that was effin gold man!!!!😂😂
Schoolgirls?!
@@number3stunner118 To quote him from his review on The Foreigner: "What the fuck!? No! God damn it!"
Neil Breen may be one of the filmmakers of our generation. He makes some of the films ever made.
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Lmao
This is one of the comments of our time.
Well dang. Cooked by ommision.
I plan on saying to my nephew when he grows up " your father was my brother, he was murdered, you're my nephew!"
I read Breen is an architect by vocation. I’d love to see his designs, I wonder if they are as whacked as his films.
These are special effects that nobody besides Neil Breen and maybe Wakaliwood can produce. Absolutely stunning professionalism.
I reckon the African knock-off of terminator beats Neil Breen's CGI bullets and explosions.
Neil Breen is the Jim Morrison of the movies
Wakaliwood movies have way better fight choreography than any Steven Seagal movie out there so it's unfair to even mention them when talking about Niel Breen.
Who killed captain Alex
@@Gesuselsaviourwho killed captain alex is adorable
The hilarious part is that these are 100% serious movies that someone took the time to hire actors, finance production and write a script for.
And that someone is Neil Breen
If there were more people working on them someone would catch at least part of what's wrong... But no it's mostly one guy doing EVERYTHING, and he's horrible at it. Passion without skill doesn't make good stuff.
When people write crap stories but can't stop it's called graphomania, and you can see it in bad fanfics. With movies you rarely see this stuff because projects like that don't get investors... UNLESS SOMEONE SELF FINANCES THEM. Line Neil Breen here.
@Kasumi Rina Didn't know that. Figures he'd be judge, jury and executioner on all his films because I don't see how he'd get one red cent from anyone else.
there was a svript??
I always thought his stuff was just some community college drama course. They tend to be like this with bad acting, writing, etc, but it gets the actors used to being on screen and putting a movie together.
Wish I knew more about psychology so I could attempt to diagnose Neil Breen. There's GOT to be something going on there...
The rock throwing girl is smokin
"Sorry guys he's not Steven Seagal you're way too young for him" 🤣🤣
He never fails to roast Seagal.
I love how Neil Been has the actors deliver lines the way he does lmao
I just noticed that 😂
If they're ever competent, he stops filming to make sure they get it right
He can't afford to subtitle or closed captioning for his, they speak like that so hard of hearing people can understand it too
Yup. His shitty directing shows in every movie. “We have to find her! We have to find her!” “ I can’t believe you committed suicide! How could you commit suicide!”
I wonder if those actors have to pay him to be in his movie... because I doubt he pays them anything.
When you show it in pieces like this it doesn't make much sense. When you watch the film as Breen intended, it makes absolutely no sense at all.
"Get out of the shower!"....But I'm in the bath.... 🤣
Neeil Breen movies are what I imagine runs through a coma patients brain.
God help us all if he ever does a movie with Seagal.
And uwe bowl also the room guy too
@@Cyborg647 Apocalyptically bad I'd imagine.
So bad that its good as the saying goes i think lol
I'd watch a Uwe Bowl or Seagal movie before killing my brain cells with a Neil Breen movie.
That's funny. If true, I feel for coma patients.
I actually admire Breen. He keeps going with his films and does not GAF. He’s the king of bad green screen.
From now on, it should be called Breen screen
I admire Breen's dedication to spare any expense in creating his vision.
I thought the guy was working a gimmick, but he actually takes himself seriously 😄 that's delusional
@@scaleworksRC He even sells a "professional" movie making course!
@@hectoraccented5312 no fucking way 🤣.
1:31 "The professor is rolling on molly...."😂😂😂😂
When the guy shoots the handgun, it's funny how the slide doesn't even move for empty shell casings to be ejected out the side of the gun and they used the most cheapest muzzle flash which looks like was made by a 3rd grader.
Truly one of the Neil Breen's films ever. The kids make this an instant film of the year this was made.
I loved the scene where he yelled “it’s breenin’ time”.
Fun fact many miss: In the entire history of film, this was one of them.
Cannes 2024? Or am I too excited?
Agreed it was definitely one of the films that were made around that time. I haven't unseen it yet.
Easily one of Neil Breen's films. The acting was recorded. There were special effects. The film was released. Just a testament to something being.
I wonder if the cast ask to see the final product or they don't even dare to watch it 😂
I suspect they have some sort of plausible deniability clause in their contracts. "Say, Stephanie... weren't you in that Neil Breen movie?" "No. No, I was not, and I'll thank you to never mention it again, ever."
Jajaja smuggling burritos 3:04 😂😂I lost it at 6:50 😂😂
Your work inspired me to watch one of these movies. It was the one where he was hit by a car and suddenly decided to become the "world's greatest hacker". I forced myself to watch it all the way through. Doing that gave me a tremendous amount of respect for you and your ability to watch these movies all the way through and spend hours working with the content. Unfortunately, I don't have that patience. I can't stand his "acting", his directing and his special effects. These movies aren't just bad. They are horrible and unbearable. Thank you for bearing the torture and bringing us an entertaining way to consume theem
i recently watched the movies “Sharkenstein” and “Sharkula” back-to-back.. i think the key is getting really stoned or drunk, or both.. 😂😂
Ouch, never saw them, but I can only imagine.
There's a difference with movies like "Sharkestein" and "Sharkula", Neil Breen really believes he's making great independent cinema, of nice quality and full of moral messages, and more than worthy the $30 he asks for each DVD
@@hectoraccented5312 😂😂 yeah i think RedLetterMedia did a review of one of Niel Breen’s “workshops” where he basically teaches you how to make a movie, it’s pretty hilarious
Unbearable is exactly how I would describe a Neil Breen movie! I even have trouble watching the clips used here, everything is just so awful.
OMG I laughed my ass off when I heard the phrase "Your mother is my sister. She was murdered. You're my niece". Never in my life have I ever heard a more ridiculously pathetic bad dialogue line than this phrase. I am still spilling my drink out of my nose as I cannot get it out of my mind, this is so grotesquely bad bad so so bad it is beyond meta-ironically-hilarious, it's just mindbogging.
I lost it when he said, "she's actually smuggling burritos"🤣
The Professor rolling on molly was hilarious!!!
When you're drunk and with friends, these movies are great for the wtf and lols. I firmly believe that this is the target audience. Everyone remember, it it wasn't for guys like Neil Breen, we would not have been introduced to Mr Ice.
The world doesn't deserve such a magnificent director
I bet Spielberg sits in his basement feeling like a sore loser. Life is tough. Not everyone comes out as NR 1. Respect to Neil Breen.
@x3 that wouldnt stop him from making films. Keep in mind he can teleport to Mars whenever he likes
Holy shit! When he got hit with the rock I spit out my coffee!
4:11 I play this at my kids when they're taking forever getting ready.
Breen needs to expand Dana into a full Cinematic Universe
I've been waiting for another Neil Breen masterpiece. Time to rewatch this unironically at least 50 times like the other 4 Neil Breen reviews.
Neil Breen movies should be shown in schools as a drug-prevention strategy.
"Steven segal numbers"
"I've eliminated 300 million people today"
Lmfaooooo
A new Space Ice review is just what I needed
You need a lot more than that son.
“Major blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world desert tigers”
“Now that they live there they spend most of their time huddled in the corner like they’re afraid Breen wants to wear their skin like a mask and I’m pretty sure they’re right 😂😂💀
Hahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The guy who gets obliterated before he could even stand up is god-tier comedic timing
Hands down my favorite movie review channel, or better yet, hands down my favorite Steven/breen/vandam movie review channel!! Keep up the work man I’m glad you exploded, I remember watching you when you had like 2k subscribers and now you’re taking off, well deserved sir!!!
It’d be interesting to see any of the actors in a Neil Breen movie ever actually shake the stigma of having been in a NB movie, and actually gain any success… but given the acting quality in his films, it would likely be in adult films.
...of the amateur variety
TBH this reminds me of niche fetish films that never have performers break out into mainstream pr0n. It's that bad.
06:23 sneaking in that back story made my sides explode into orbit
So naturally delivered and written
These movies always involve computers, hacking, and technology, but it seems like he's never even turned a computer on before
I really appreciate your interpretations on all of the Breen movies at the end. Good stuff!
The time has come that Neil Breen and Steven Seagal must make a movie together. It will create a new big bang and universe, and we shall name it SEABREEN.
Lol this needs trademarked
"I always thought I was doing the right thing in preparing for life. I joined the military and became a fighter pilot. I won many medals for distinguished service.
I'm now a covert agent, mercenary for any nation that wants to control another. I joined my country's Secret Strategic Support Branch of the Defense Intelligence Agency, to fight terrorism around the world, and became the best agent they ever had.
I work as a freelance agent now for many countries, making millions of dollars on many various covert assignments. I've been giving away the money to children's support charities all over the world - orphanages, hospitals and schools - and to support the evacuees of natural catastrophes all over the world, like hurricanes."
- Neil Breen, or maybe Steven Seagal.
Thanks you. I just discovered your Channel and its amazing... I was in a bad stirr of events on my life and you brought a smile and laugh making me amused and happy. Congrats from Portugal
“… GET OUTTA THE SHOWER!!!” 😭😭😭
Neil Breen is the man she tells you to worry about, he is not from this world, he is from another dimension.
4:30 The Muzzle flash is coming out of the Flashlight LMFAO i'm Dying😂
5:03 ah yes, insta-kill with a weird belly wound. Bremen movie confirmed.
4:57 this f!cking floored me😂
Imagine what the quality of the stuff that DOESN'T make the final cut looks like!?
All of his movies seem like they're missing A LOT of stuff from Breen's head that must make them make some amount of sense to him.
I think the problem is that nothing ends up on the cutting room floor. Breen's editing probably consists of him just rewatching his latest cinematic abomination and saying, "Yep... we're good to go."
The cutting room floor was clean as a whistle
I wanna see Neil Breen RPG that uses clips from his movies like Sega CD cutscenes. They’d fit perfectly.
Neil Breen movies do fits perfectly as either FMV adventure or turn-based RPG game.
lol
"How many months pregnant are you?!"
That feels like it started out in English, was put through Google Translate to something like Japanese, then copy-pasted the output to be translated back into English.
What? No it doesn’t. It’s not uncommon to ask pregnant women how far along they are (though it’s a really stupid idea to ask in case they’re not actually pregnant and just fat)
I love the channel's fan-theory roots shining through with all the Neil Breen movie "true plots" 😂
"She was just playing the tie a noose game with this totally normal guy who lives in an abandoned mine" - rofl
this is the most realistic movie of all time, it was so good, the writing, the acting, the visuals it was all perfect
AAAYYY WE-ELLLL KUH-ILL YOUUUU!
Bro 4:29 she shoots out of the Tactical Lamp... i just can´t 🤣🤣🤣😂
"I wiw kiw u" is now my phone alarm. Gets me out of bed!
Breen is a master of storytelling.
🤣
He missed that the professor is clearly in the same room the kids use with the same damn posters.
Nah he already said it was hell
This has to be your funniest video yet. THE BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:25 his movies may be terrible, but at least he respects electrical codes.
Neil Breen made movies just for Space ice to do commentary on. Guy is a comedy genius
"they were just bullets in the face, so they are all perfectly fine" 😅😅
"...and none, of whatever the fuck this was, is ever mentioned again."
@ 7:57 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀 F*uckin Space Ice you're the MAN.
“ the professor is rolling on molly right now and is amped the fuck up” 😂 1:33