The Most Attractive Man on YouTube
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 มิ.ย. 2019
- I've found the most attractive man on TH-cam. I know that because he has a channel called The Attractive Man. Just like I have a channel called Kurtis Conner. Because I am the most Kurtis Conner on TH-cam. Anyways lol today we take a look at The Attractive Man's super weird content! Enjoy.
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As soon as a man refers to himself as an "alpha male", my brain immediately thinks "misogynist".
Thank you mam you gave a perfect def of alpha male
a big "you are cute but i found out you were a feminist so no thank you" vibes
My mind immediately goes to eww don’t say that
I think they're perfect synonyms
Yeah because whats the difference 😂?
I feel like this guy would say something like "you just haven't met the right guy yet." to a lesbian.
I’d be like “I’ve met exactly the right men to confirm that I am indeed, lesbian. You are one of those men.”
some girl: i'm gay
mat: *i can change that*
Or he seems like the kind of guy to say that lesbians are "hot"
I dated this guy and I broke up with him because u was really questioning my sexuality and how I felt towards him. Months later He texted me wanting to hook up and I told him that I had a strong acttraction to girls... he says “I know how I can change that 😏”
@@lilo2373 WHAT THE FUCKKK
Another way to get a woman to chase you is to go up to her, tap her shoulder and say “tag” and then run away
as a woman I can confirm this
@@melancholycorvid me too
10/10 great advise
Normal women don't chase any man or woman. We chase or kids around the house
Can’t believe you’re dropping game like this for free
Soo
Russell is attracted to horses,
Jordy is attracted to ants,
And Matt is attracted to cats.
Now we know
Ooh this makes sense
cant bring any of these pickup artists to the farm 😔😔😔
@@WTMR-FMthey might try and flirt with the animals for all we know!
Russel just wants a stable relationship 😂
@@madisonmorris7394 LMAO YES
The attractive man: •some alpha male tings✨•
Kurtis: hippity hoppity don’t treat women like property, dude
This comment is great and that profile pic is even greater.
Düödd
This is cute
omg your profile pic is my favorite stock photo (*●°●*) (*^ ° ^*)
The "dude" is the cherry on top of the cake
“How To Touch a Woman”
Step 1: Don’t.
Step 2: Don't assault her
Step 3: Respect her wishes
Good point meg
Meg Schwartz are crisp high fives and epic fist bumps okay?
But what if I wanna touch myself?
As a transman, I can confirm my eyes were closed my entire childhood until i transitioned.
I get it was…
An eye opening experience :D
nice pfp
As an afab non-binary i can confirm
As a fellow trans man, can confirm
As a gender-fluid person, I can confirm my eyes are always closed when I feel more like a girl
If someone grabs me by the shoulder and spins me around, they'd better be saving me from stepping in front of an oncoming bus. Any other reason, I will yell at your face.
NO push them onto an upcoming bus
Yes.
"if a girl looks at you, she's interested in you" damn bro family gatherings just got weird
Alabama
LMFAO
My teacher looking at me during recitation:
My female cat: 🥴
awkward eye contact with janitor
ok but the moment a dude calls himself an alpha male that’s like the BIGGEST RED FLAG
420 likes!
If he does it un-ironically
@@jolehanson yeah, of course! But I'm sure we all know how to tell the difference
That whole channel is bullshit.
FACTS
What triggers the f out of me is that most of these dating coaches say "push her away and she will come back". No. This is absolutely not the way my dear fellas. This will create a toxic attachment style where she never knows where you stand about her and this method will certainly attract a lot of traumatized women who already had toxic relationships (possibly with a parent or ex) in their lives. Women who are mature and respect themselves will not come back after you push them away. Whoever invented that "technique" is a sick psycho.
wait whats this?? women are human beings with experiences, trauma, and feelings????
@@ViHatesCorpos wild concept, I know right?
@@zuzanna4380 jesus hated them, because he told them the truth
But they are right: They are not looking for healthy, happy relationships. They are looking for prey they can abuse, so of course they want to "filter" out perople who would not tolerate them. And sadly this is why being traumathised can lead trough a never ending circle of abusers.
@@Vlad-1986 this has to be satire…
This is a rapist mindset. If any man approached me or touched me like this I’m feeling like I need to defend myself
He’s the kind of guy who would think that kidnapping is a very good way to pick up them maidens (plot twist: it’s not)
Nothing screams insecure / fragile ego more than referring to yourself as an “alpha male”
exactly :D it's so funny
I see your logic and I raise you "a man who calls himself an omega male completely seriously"
The exact definition of toxic masculinity. He's so desperate for the PUH that he thinks a woman just looking at him must mean she's so into him. Ugh.
Christine Kho he has anxiety and he needs a friend and a good hug :)
@@itz_caz8909 depends on the guy, cause I've seen people use the omega male as a synonym for "nice guy." And then they lament and whine about how girls don't like them cause they're "not as masculine or strong as other guys."
96% of the time in a bar, a woman is keeping her eyes on you to make sure you don’t roofie her drink 😳😳
Stan Queen For Clear Skin thats true
Omg so true
Fax
Yepppp
true also i love ur username and pfp
"When a girl looks at you, it means she's into you"
Me, a female, walking in public: "GOTTA KEEP MY EYES CLOSED, OR I AUTOMATICALLY LIKE 98 MEN"
except if you hear shrek
turns out im not a girl and im multiple people lmao
It's been really hard to go my whole life not seeing my father's or my brother's faces... Curse my woman eyes!!
Bro the cat metaphor is so funny to me because not only is it dehumanizing and toxic it also goes against what he's saying, while it's true cats don't want to be chased but they don't want to be ignored either. in my experience, they just want a genuine healthy connection that comes with time and effort, and news flash that's how most relationships work.
"To get a cat to like you, you have to push the cat away" Uhh... no, to get a cat to like you, you have to respect the cat's boundaries and be able to read its body language in order to know when it wants to be affectionate with you and when it wants to be left alone. Which actually IS similar to how you should behave around *anyone* (not just people who you're attracted to), so really, this is just Matt showing he doesn't understand cats OR women
Dear everyone: Don't touch strangers!
Sincerely,
Common knowledge
Do it if you dare.
*aggressively taking notes*
Unless you want to be possibly beaten , hit with an umbrella, etc.
12:03
Sadly for some it's not.
Kurtis Conner: *is a mayor*
Kurtis Conner: *is a famous TH-camr*
Kurtis Conner: *has a girl*
This can’t be a coincidence
But he doesn't have a prank channel
they should invite this dude on the ‘we are not the same person’ tour.
@@srhgmrs he's pranking us right now by pretending that's not how to get a girl
He's a mayor?
Just a simple Yandere the mayor of Curtis town
As a woman, when someone rips off my shoulder in order to talk to me, I instantly become attracted
“Kindness and awareness of a woman’s boundaries and potential triggers is girl behavior!!! a REAL man goes out of his way to act with aggression and blatant disrespect to every woman he interacts with, as we ALL know” dude is CRAZY
Kurtis town Citizens:
80% female
20% male
100% Alpha Male
i was about to doubt that 80% of us were female then i looked at the comment section
wow that's a lot of ladies.
😂
Staten Island 😎
I somehow did not see that joke comming.
We are all alpha male. Alpha male is us. We are one.
Can you imagine accidentally making eye contact with a guy at Starbucks and his eyes grow super wide, he straightens his back, and he starts speedwalking straight at you like 'You can't just look at me like that'. I'm blowing a whistle.
Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the attractive man says you must fuck him now and we all know the attractive man knows best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jessi L I fucking spat out my water at the image of this 🤣🤣🤣
visualising this comment is going to give me an aneurysm dear lord
Jessi L this made me laugh
The deep breath I would take before blowing that whistle would be so intense I'm taking the oxygen out the whole ass starbucks.
As a woman I watch these to gain dominance over myself
Holy cow you're the real alpha out of all his subscribers
How to get a lady: be a good person, communicate, and maybe buy her some flowers if she likes them :D
Unfortunately there are many socially inept guys out there who takes those advices. It also doesn't help that guys have to make first move and face rejection.
@@debanikgoswami4834it’s 2024 my guy, plenty of women are making the first move. true, they don’t do it as frequently as men, but if a woman is truly interested she’ll make a move or at least heavily imply that she wants you to (which is basically making the first move anyway).
As a certified female, I don't want that dude within a 100-mile radius of me
As a fellow female how does one get certified again (asking for a friend lol)
Yeah, how do I get certified?
that to close for me his ego would rip my shoulder out
_certified_
yo brid i was just scrolling and found this omg we stan
He's like the dude who responds too "I'm lesbian" with "I can change that"
Oh my goodness. It's accurate and I hate it // A bi person
Yeah, if a guy tells my lesbian ass he can change that about me, he's talking about getting a gender-change surgery. 💅😌✨
@@carsoninabox now thats epic.
Someone told me that
Oh myyy goood so true
Hey Kurtis,
Not to be weird, but I’ve been kind of binge watching all of your episodes for the past month (ish?) now, and I just wanted to say that i really appreciate your sense of humor and your approach to positive, nontoxic masculinity.
I watched your Pinocchio review when I got too high last year, and it really helped me calm down.
I haven’t been able to relax while I’m alone because my anxiety has been through the roof, and your videos help me chill the fuck out, which is really needed these days.
I think you’re providing a nonjudgmental space for all people to laugh at society in a way that doesn’t make us fall into despair. It’s so wonderful to hear a man encourage other men to treat women as equals. I think there’s a meme in my head of incels and alpha males holding hands and skipping through a field together, if that makes sense. It’s terrifying to imagine why these narratives are trending right now. I feel deep paranoia when I’m in public because maybe the men around me feel entitled to my body, my attention, and my safety. Creators like you who push back against that narrative are essential to the future of equality, equity, feminism and just a less shitty world.
Anyway yeah, I hope you know that your content does have a meaningful purpose, and I’m sure it has helped a lot more people like me.
Thanks for being a very really good person!
Beth
This is quite sweet, hope you are doing well Beth
This was quite nice, Beth! Hope you are doing well!!!
this is quite lovely, beth. i hope that youre doing well!!
always keep some sharp object or pepper spray or taser in your hand reach while walking anywhere . slice these alpha creeps
my cat is literally just chilling on my lap rn and when the cat segment played i just looked down at her and she looked up at me and it was a nice little moment
Than everyone started clapping
“touching her gently can make you come off as very unmasculine”
actually not manhandling someone makes you come off as a normal person...
Seriously, if someone grabbed my shoulder and moved me like he shows I would feel very violated and probably flip out on him. Disgusting.
Omg, this is such a huge misconception amongst a lot of guys. Most women, including myself, will be more open to a guy who is sweet and genuine, and touching a woman gently communicates that he cares. It also suggests that he will take his time and try harder to please. This is wayyyyyy sexier than some creep who "takes charge" and tries to show how masculine he is. LOL
@@itsbecca yes ikr.
@@malloryg4251 yes exactly! for some reason they think we don't like "nice guys"
I would be TERRIFIED if i was just hanging out and some guy i don't know just aggressively grabbed my shoulder
"Men who show their hands are more approachable"
--Police Training 101
this comment is brilliant, please run for mayor
Keziah D i will ONLY run to pick up the chicks 😎🔥
Ada Delacruz you just gotta act like you don’t want the major position, then they’ll chase you down and beg you to be major. We’ve done the tests.
Lynn Morton An alpha male NEVER backs down from a challenge 😤
Ada Delacruz I challenge u to respect women
I love how matt thinks people will search up "how to get girls" like a game tutorial and they do
Yup, theres some really desperate sad lonely men out there, and I love laughing at them
Unfortunately I looked it up once in middle school because i was being bullied for being single 😭
I never used the advice because it never felt right. Fym ‘degrade her, tell her things she doesn’t want to hear and then tell her how to do better’? THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT 😭
@@Theatre_FreakI'm glad you didn't fall for that when you were in middle school there are lots of kids who fall for those toxic ideas
I like how Kurtis is making fun of mayor's but he is the most popular mayor I know.
Here's some advice: if an alpha male tries to approach you, hiss. Hiss like a cat at him. Because we're animals. Scare him away. Hiss. Or bark. Or neigh. Like a horse.
Stab
Gonna start oinking at everyone who approaches me
This made me laugh so hard
@@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 oinking might work better lmao
@@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 omg that's just, the perfect image in my head.
Also I'm one of those animal people who will hiss, jokingly usually, but I've done it too just make people weirded out so they leave me alone. I say animal people because I am the stereotype of "likes animals more than humans" and "imitates animal noises regularly". (I mostly do it because if I imitate it, my cats have little conversations with me. It's cute and keeps them busy while I wrap up what I'm doing, to go like feed them without them wandering off to go beg someone else, since they get distracted with that.)
Kurtis: Imagine becoming a mayor to pick up girls
*Becomes mayor of Kurtistown*
*has 85% female audience*
Kurtis: I see your point...
Colby Spitz underrated comment
Honestly
BRUH YOU RIGHT
omggg
branwyn kennedy more like mayor oof
I'm a 13 year old guy guy, and even I know this won't work
Good stuff, you’re on the right track
W
"and you hunt women" I genuinely gagged LMAO like if he said "you're a predator" instead of "you're a hunter" it literally would work the same way
accuracy of his videos: 0%
accuracy of your commentary: 100%
Lo Sternberg accuracy of your comment: 1000%
I think you forgot a 0
Probably Crying that’s funny lol
That “don’t be afraid to MOVE HER to get her attention” makes me so uncomfortable. No, do not grab me and turn me towards you, I will run away.
My reflexes be like: " I'll punch you in the face. Sorry not sorry."
I'm so proud to be a girl :)
I would literally punch them lmao
I’d probably punch and run
Crimson Knight pepper spray comin in clutch
One time at Walmart Auto, I was giving the cashier my number and the person behind me wrote it down and then called me later on that day and said something along the lines of “you can’t be showing off your assets like that without expecting to get hit on” 🤢
that’s terrifying i’m so sorry that happened to you. i’ve had some uncomfortable interactions with men at walmart too. why is it always walmart??
@@laceyrainbolt5432 I’m sorry you’ve had similar experiences! And I have no clue! The deals can be nice but at what cost 😪
Love how his advice in the first video was "stare at a woman and approach her" like yeah i'm sure they won't think you are trying to kill them or something
"become popular"
y'all in middle School or something?
Mara Vrabie that’s what i was thinking. i was like “what you want to join the football team?”
Mara Vrabie i thought the same shit
i think he meant being known and little bit famous so ppl come to you and say sth like oh aren't u that guy from that *stuff* and you start talking about things that shows actually how amazing and attractive you are
Dude I am the lowest of the low (a girl with bad acne in eighth grade whos confused abt her sexuality) and even I fucking know that Jesus fuck that is the most petulant thing ever😂😂
Run for mayor
He’s so creepy even his hairline is trying to get away from him.
Faith this is the most amazing get rekt moment I have ever seen
😭😭😭😭
Super RaH NATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He’ll get it back. He’ll just steal its purse and it’ll chase him.
this sounds like it could be a line from the amazing world of gumball
if a man ever grabbed my shoulder and forcefully turned me around to face him in public i would knock him tf out.
my method for picking up girls is to be completely oblivious to their liking of you for three years, go through a phase where you think you're gay, then when you realize you're not to continue not picking up on her cues until she's about to give up, and then finally asking her out. works every time that one time we did it. still together tho
Nobody:
Woman: *zones out*
Alpha male: I DONT THINK WE’VE MET BEFORE
T Y honeslty some men think I’m interested if i look at them its kinda weird
*Beta
Thisbis my third favorite comment ever
I don't think you realize how hard you made me laugh
"like 80% of my audience is female" looks like they found the real handsome man.
He also, y'know, talks about women like they're people and calls out other men for being misogynistic.
@@janeeyre1990 Well yeah, I was just callin him handsome, bruh
he's soooo cute!
I'm a lesbian and i agree
T0MYA sorry i love your profile picture just had to say it
“Hi. You can’t look at me like that without at least saying hi. Hi.” I FELL OVER
Lmaoo I was watching and that line just played as I was reading this 😂
Please this man is supposed to be an expert at speaking to women and he said "hi" three times in one 30 second interaction. I'm not seeing the expertise
This video has confirmed my worst observations. That when you look at certain guys they think it's because you like them. I've never heard a guy actually state that's what they believe, until this video.
Once I started noticing that guys would try to hit on me after making contact, I started being intentional about not looking at them unless I'm about to say something.
this type of guy is the guy that if a woman rejected him by saying "im a lesbian" he would say "i dont mind". and thats the worst kind of guy
OMFG i got someone who did the exact same thing and I lied and said I'm a lesbian yet he thinks he can change that! Thank god I'm in a different country
Bruhh
or he would say “i could change that”
One time a guy came up to me and asked me to go to the movies with him and I told him I’m lesbian and he just goes, “oh, so?” So I was like “well, I have a girlfriend” and he goes, “well, you want a boyfriend though, right?” DUDE!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!
he’s so icky
Kurtis Town is mostly female. Way to go, Alpha Male.
He's coming for the respect of women b
respect all waman
That’s a sign of a beta male but go off
@@ReplyGuy22345 "being more appealing to women than men is the sign of a beta male" I'd say wow go off but you really didn't go anywhere with that one
I actually think all men who genuinely like this guys advice should follow it because then they'll filter themselves out of the dating pool
Fr
a couple of years ago (in class, during break) i was just zoned out thinking about whatever, i didnt realise i was looking at a dude, he came to me and just fucking started yelling "the fuck are you looking at? got a crush on me or shit?" he started getting way too close so i kicked him in the balls and we never talked ever again, nor did he approach me
"A girl looks at you, shes interested in you." Nah fam. Im judging you
Or staring into space and I haven't realized I'm looking at a person
@@Rhyxelz most of the time when i looked at boys I'm probs thinkin what I game I could play when I go home
hey i know someone like that! they also hate me!
@@Rhyxelz I get so mad at myself when I accidentally make eye contact with a remotely attractive male, because I think “great, now he thinks I’m interested and would totally do him if he just gave me, a mere peasant, a tiny chance. He clearly made my day just by acknowledging my presence, and I will now go to sleep pining for his glory”.
@@Rhyxelz I've been there so many times...where like the dreamy blob you're musing at just morphs into a person's face, and they're looking at you like. Ah, the wonders of attention deficit
A man unironically using term "alpha male" triggers my fight or flight response.
Omg I know right? Lmao
yummycookiecake88 yep
This
Someone I knew from school started posting shit about how he was becoming an alpha male on his ig, I commented that it was weird and unnecessary and he blocked me so 👌
@@charlierand82 sounds like mission accomplished lol
I'm revisiting your old videos that I've already watched. Thank you for being here for me on days I need to laugh.
Ngl the extra greeting thing actually got me to subscribe, I dunno why but its nice. ❤
I like how he’s like “Women aren’t going to just say ‘hey, you’re sexy.” Women do say that... just not to you..
Exactly 😂
EXACTLY 💀💀💀
HHhahahahah burn 😂😂😂. Also, so true. I’m blunt af.
im not a girl but im 100% sure if a woman is interested they'll tell you like cmon it's not rocket science
@@kuyenalcantara8341 but I'm stupid
He’s so right. I would NEVER talk to a man with his hands in his pockets. Like what’s he hiding? Does he even HAVE hands?
/take out hand along with the hamster i hide in my pocket.
Yes... I do though :(
OMG 😂😂😂
@@jeanneann3545 All I can think of in that situation was the picture of bread baked to look like hamsters.
@@kiralonely1307 I don't even know how that's what you're thinking of reading that, but that is hilarious
@@ross9944 Honestly? I don't know how that's what my brain went to right away, I suspect it's because there was a thread under it or the YTer I was watching narrate reddit or whatever had talked about walking in public and pulling what looks like a hamster out of your pocket and just taking a bite of it in front of people and watching them freak out before they realize it's just a little roll or whatever, but regardless, it paints an honestly fantastic image tbh-
This is why I carry pepper spray everywhere I go
"You are a MAN!"
me, a trans guy: oh why thank you mister cishet i appreciate your allyship
I hate hate hate when ANYONE touches me without warning. Especially when it’s a guy I don’t know yIKES
Fr it’s scary asf
My anxiety could never
I would end up punching someone. Especially if they grabbed me “like a man” aggressively
Rebecca White I would punch them “like a man”
Fr even if it’s my guy friends I still get uncomfortable if they touch me w/o warning even if I know they would never hurt me
This is how sexual abusers are made, it's kinda scary that some men actually think this is ok
look there are always sone idiots
@@asmaamaher4409 didnt they say some?
I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section relax... they never generalized.
Girl accidentally glances at you *WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT*
I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section
They said "...some men" 😑
I understand what you mean, but please just reread a sentence before you comment, I've had many near misses from reading comments wrong
Thumbs up because my purse has been stolen three times in my 31 years. Lol! I'm also glad u shared that mostly women watch ur channel.! You really have me laughing out loud in my apartment.
I love kurtis’ perspective on stuff, he has the best sort of thoughts on this shit I wish his viewer base had more guys on it because then life would be so much better for everyone :’)
He's basically telling men to put their hands on a woman without consent.
yeah bad idea learned from first hand that doing that can get you slapped pretty hard
lets just say i learned my lesson
Surprised he's not imprisoned, he'd be beat in where I am
@@dog_boy5123 I'm kinda proud of you for learning and understanding that it isn't okey.
@@dog_boy5123 it’s nice to see guys change their behaviour when they Learn it’s wrong so shout out to you
@@dog_boy5123 proud of you for learning thats a big no no and not trying to do it again mate
my mom: looks at me
me: ew mom stop hitting on me this is child abuse
lmaoo
this comment is criminally underrated
Im rollin over here💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is GOLD
Is...is this a pun...
@@annagerstenberger7526 the best comments are always underrated
matty boy talking about the eye contact thing freaks me OUTTT bro. i haven't had good experiences with men so unless i know they're not gonna be interested in me i very rarely look at men directly out of fear of them taking any kind of eye contact as a sign to fucking bother me and hit on me lol. haven't had many guys take no for an answer after they try flirting so id be happy with a guy never hitting on me ever again lmao
As a woman myself, everything about that man makes me extremely uncomfortable and if i was ever put in that situation id be lookinh for the quickest escape route
Attractive Man's Mom: *looks at him*
Attractive Man: Mom stop i'm not interested!
*bwahaAbba*
HAH-
Attractive Man's cousin : *looks at him*
Attractive Man : *looks back*
*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing aggressively in the background*
Imogen Howard HAHAHAG
Mariah Taylor HahahahHAHAHHAHAHASGGSGDHDDGD
The key to understanding women: see them as human beings. Not cats, not horses, not flowers or whatever weird metaphor you've picked to reduce and dehumanise us.
as a woman I would like to be seen as a human but if some kinda weird "alpha male" approaches me I will act like a cat:
hiss at them to confuse the hell out of them
If they touch me I will injure them
@@Rhyxelz that is an interesting way to defend yourself
the key to loving women: respecc
@@Rhyxelz oh sorta like how gen z on tiktok had fully decided to bark at haters during mid 2020
You pretty little gerbil you
As a newer follower here I've just been going through old videos at random and I just have to give a shout out to the Trixie shirt that I clocked IMMEDIATELY lol 💖
Sincerely, another queer woman in Kurtistown✌️happy to be here!
4:13 fully expected him to finish that with “I’m the leader I’m the one to trust”.
These men literally talk about women like they're in a nature documentary.
Now we observe the wild female in her natural habitat.
nah, nature documentary commentators have more respect
@@charlie6658 true that
Lmao
Accurate , fairytale experience of meeting guys in public cause usually women stay locked in the kitchen where they belong
/S
If a girl looks at you, they're interested in you.
Me looking at the mirror:
👁 3 👁
hEy BaBeY
I laughed way harder than I should have..
Zeppeli be like
@@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb lmao is that a jojo reference?
@@fyodor8288 of course 😎😎😎
@@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb zeppeli best jobro 😌👊
My daughter sent me this, and I am so glad that wonderful, attractive young men are out there fighting toxic masculinity. I am so proud of you. It's hard to stand up against this, but you do it and appeal to your generation.
I’m on a high binge of these videos and omg kurtis is so damn cute.
Guys like him are the reason girls walk quickly when guys are behind them
Pfft yeah
I seriously hate the alpha douche try hard. I buy women cheap drinks and ask them to throw it in dood's face when he inevitably comes over to vommit out his banter of douchebaggery.
guys like him are the reason im so comfortable in my lesbianism
@@travisdelee8647 living for that man
@@autumndawson06 yep
Also calling yourself an “alpha male” is the least powerful, least “manly” thing in earth, a lion doesn’t have to tell you he’s a lion.
tbh the whole time I watched this video I was wondering " if ur an alpha male, wouldn't you be a wolf or something / in a pack??" but now... *I'm still wondering*
@@toeeatingcat3837 also like the alphas in wolf packs r just the parents
@@user-wl2vj6yk7x yeah lol
666 likes 😳
Lions can not talk like humans
All of Matt’s advice is like the direct opposite of kdrama male lead behavior. And I know which one I’d appreciate more.
Kurtis: makes fun of running for mayor for popularity
also kurtis: mayor of Kurtistown
Kurtis: "Dude imagine running for mayor just so girls will approach you"
Also Kurtis: *is a mayor, with a strong female following*
idk dude, maybe he's right
Kurtis town has the best mayor.
Omg 😂😂
why didn't I even think about that
I thought the same thing lol, I was like Kurtis u hypocrite
I was just thinking this lmao
THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF THE GUY YOU STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COSTS AT A PARTY
Definitely not papa kurtis 😂
Andrei Andrei2 yea no
Sui Des this dudes comments are all transphobic/misogynistic/etc he just mad cos he realised he uses alpha and beta unironically lmao
He’d drug your drink and call that a tip to get women to sleep with you
lol what lmao I know right was about to point that out myself
love the trixie shirt!
How have I only just found your channel, subscribed!
No, if a girl makes eye contact with you, she wants a Pokémon battle
Never forget the rules of our world
He really forgot what youngster Joey taught us
if you dont got a charizard in your pocket are you even happy to see me
y e s
As someone with autism eye contact instantly aggros me just like in pokemon
Best comment.
Notice how 80% of Kurtis’ followers are women, but most of “The Attractive Man’s” followers are men? Personally, I find that women prefer kind, respectful men like kurtis👀👀
@YTSUTYNROH same bur at the same time no-
Markiplier is my favorite youtuber-!
cat jacksepticeye
And kurtis
It's because he's the most attractive man on TH-cam.
*cough cough ahem👀
I just wanna marry a nice artist who likes books. That's all man
I hope you find 'em one day
Omg just noticed the shirt, amazing 💖
The reason why most of Kurtis’ fanbase is women is because he drinks his respecting women juice daily 😌✨
gross
@@rufus831 respect wamen
@@rufus831 don't take the sectence "respect women juice" in a wrong way
At least he isn't overdosing on it
Mir Pur you can’t overdose on it
"If a girl looks at you, they are interested"
So my teacher has been interested in me for a whole school year.
fBI OPEN UP
Who would have thought
Everything Ever my mom has been interested in me my entire life then
Lesbians should never look at anyone ever then 😂
@@alexpaulk2819 would they be able to look in the mirror?
Julio Cortazar actually wrote a story about stairs and how to use them, so we was the _original_ Attractive Man
My favorite part of this video is Kurtis’ Trixie Mattel shirt 😂 love it
A man: *says the words alpha male*
Every woman ever: n o p e
this man out here seriously trying to write a trashy fanfiction in real life
@Luna Nightfall exactly! If they consider themselves an alpha male it’s pretty much an automatic turnoff. All the “alpha males” I’ve seen just seem to call themselves that to satisfy their fragile egos or justify being misogynistic towards women. But of course I’d love to be proven wrong.
😂
Dwyane“the rock” Johnson, Jason Momoa,Terry crews are the only alpha males that I'm on board with. If I see someone like him on the street I'm gonna literally run away from him.
Your O C looks really cool !
If they call themselves an alpha male, they're actually a beta male.
As a girl, i can confirm that we do keep our eyes closed all the time so that we don’t accidentally like anyone.
Exactly, that's why we use makeup, we just paint eyes on our eyelids and live like this every day, looking normal
Then we sense someone who we are attracted to
And open our REAL eyes, black and deep as an infinite void
Now we really look at you, you've been chosen
And better stare back guys, stare at this insane cosmic holes or we won't like you anymore
that's how to start a relationship
Just be yourself mate, these men are awful; they'd be punished and forced to attend a gender sensitivity seminar
@@shenree_ LMFAOOOOOOO
100% true
I stare directly at people and still only see them as friends
These people are causing so many problems, because not only are they making women feel bad about themselves, but they're ruining the image of other men who are kind and want to support. It's time to get rid of them.
I thought the misogynistic men that are super disrespectful to women were just born that way, today I learned that they were created by people like Matt. This dude mentioned every turn off in the book!
Attractive Man: YOU ARE A MAN!!!
*Kurtis demographic is now 100% male*
CherryCola I’m crying dude that’s hilarious 😂😂
underrated comment 😂😂😂
As a trans man, I'm very much okay with this.
Yes I am a man now
They’ve been *converted*
The worst thing about being a woman is having to walk around with your eyes closed all the time. You’re constantly running into things and tripping.
Finally, someone gets it
Open your eyes for a second to avoid bumping into a tree?
SEXY SIGNAL ACQUIRED, HELLO MADAM IT'S 3PM, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR SHOULDER
🤣🤣🤣
especially when hiking! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve fallen off of those mountain smh
True. I hate it when I'm walking with my eyes closed and constantly running into walls and I can't see where I'm going!
I know a man is tough when he TELLS ME he’s tough, I like a man who can tell me something with words 🤯🤯
These extra greetings just be hittin different